The
Emperor and the Beloved Concubine’s Tanking Daily
Ancient Style Cookie 2, Thump
Thump.
The favorite imperial concubine wants to enter the cold palace, and the emperor just wants to tank.
Hold on to the villain’s thighs! Go to the peak of life!
But the villain’s thighs are not so easy to hold. As the emperor, Li Yanxun and I set up a plan together: to put it away, and sell the position of the emperor and the imperial concubine at a low price.
1
“I don’t know how Liu Er offended Sister Yun, but she let Sister Yun do it so ruthlessly. Your Majesty, you have to make decisions for me!”
Lu Guifei cried pear flowers with rain, and the servant girl next to her was carrying a bowl of lotus seed soup, and the silver needle used to detect poisons was placed aside, and the needle was black.
Sister, if you listen to my sophistry, it’s really what you think. Ah, Bah! I bite my tongue when I’m nervous, and it hurts me.
This is the third time it has been reopened, and I still can’t remember the lines.
Sitting on the golden chair of the carved dragon, Li Yanxun looked at me like a fool, and his eyes had betrayed his thoughts.
I don’t have a pig teammate like you!
“Your Majesty, if Cui hadn’t found out in time, I’m afraid I’d be..” Concubine Lu tearfully told me about my crimes. “The emperor must punish these snakes and scorpions severely!”
I took a deep breath, took off the hairpin on my head, and inserted it into Lu Guifei’s neck with lightning speed. Blood gurgled out and dyed her clothes red along her neck. With a
“shake,” the lotus seed soup in Cui’s hand fell to the ground. Her face was frightened, and the cry for help in her throat was ready to come out.
“Somebody, kill..”
I almost forgot about you! Before
I could do it, Li Yanxun quickly stood up from his chair, covered Cui’s mouth with one hand, and split her neck with the other.
Cui Er laboriously flopped twice, and finally fell to the ground.
“Your Majesty, what has happened?” The bodyguard spoke tentatively at the door. I can guarantee that if Li Yanxun spoke one second later, the bodyguard would break into the door. Then my assassination of Lu Guifei would be known all over the world.
Fortunately, Li Yanxun has more brains than me. He adjusted his mood and said to the guards outside.
“I just ran past a rat that scared the imperial concubine. Now it’s all right. No one is allowed to come in without my permission!” After
making sure that the guards would not intrude, I looked at Lu Guifei, who was holding the hairpin in her left hand and her eyes were full of unwillingness to die.
“What to do?” I looked at Li Yanxun.
“Take one step at a time.” He put the seal on Cui’s mouth, then tied her up and left her in the corner of the room. “If it doesn’t reopen tomorrow, we’ll think about the next step.”
“Oh, if I keep reopening like this, I’m really going to die here!” Li Yanxun and I talked heavily.
Not long ago, I found an interesting silly novel on the website.
The heroine is the imperial concubine, and the hero is the emperor. The plot is probably that the hero married Lu Liu’er, the daughter of the Lu family, in order to consolidate his position when he was a prince. With the support of the wealthy and powerful Lu family, the hero won the throne. After
all the dust settled, the man married his sweetheart, a silly white sweet woman with no family background. Lu Guifei not only did not receive the title of queen, but was left out in the cold. The Lu family felt that they had made a wedding dress for others, and defected to support the really talented and capable second man, that is, the third brother of the man. The
man’s court is treacherous, and the woman’s harem is full of intrigue.
I read that there are only two fans of this book, Yan Xun is the most handsome and the rich woman Shu Ye. I happen to be one of the rich woman Shu Ye.
The latest chapter is that Yun Rong poisoned Lu Liu’er, the reason is that he wants to die with Lu Liu’er, and then let the Lu family lose a helper so that the hero can concentrate on fighting the villain.
I felt vaguely that the author really could not go on and was ready to fail, so I left a message to the author saying that I liked her novel very much and would always support her and hope that she would stick to writing and so on. I never
thought I would receive a reply from the author in a minute.
Thank you for your support, but the author himself has been exhausted recently. Would you like to write a follow-up chapter for the author. PS: You have six chances!
The good guy has only one willing option, and he doesn’t even have the right to refuse.
I clicked the yes button and was curious about how to continue to help her create. What do you mean,
six more chances. A burst of electricity came from the
mouse, my consciousness was dark, I do not know how long it was, I heard the whole story of the prologue.
“I don’t know how Liu Er offended Sister Yun, but she let Sister Yun be so cruel. Your Majesty, you have to make decisions for my concubines!”
Familiar prologue, familiar characters, familiar plot.
I looked at Li Yanxun with a wry smile. In the last game, I didn’t play cards according to the routine. I thought the plot would go in a different direction, but I didn’t expect to return to the original point.
This is the fourth time it has been reopened, and our novice village has not come out yet. After Li Yanxun and
I recognized each other, we started the team formation mode. In the first two games, I pleaded guilty and was killed by the emperor. In the second game, I pleaded not guilty and was killed by an assassin sent by the Lu family.
Anyway, in the first two games, no matter whether I plead guilty or not, the result is a death, and I will continue to reopen after I die.
In the third round, I changed my way of thinking and killed the villain to protect the heroine. Li Yanxun and
I woke up again after falling asleep and found that this trick did not work.
Think about it. How can plot go on when the villain is dead.
Not only want the villain to live, but also let the villain not kill the heroine, this plot has no solution ah!
My God! If I am guilty, please let the law punish me! Instead of being stabbed to death
again and again and then tortured again and again!
“Concubine Yun, what else do you want to say?”
Things are back to the original point, and Li Yanxun and I are exhausted.
At least I feel that my body is getting worse a lot, I do not know if it is always killed, the spirit of people are obliterated.
“Your Majesty, don’t you think this is too strange?” Anyway, I still have to play.
“Tell me about it.”
“If I really wanted to poison my sister, why did I do it in such a way that people could easily catch me?” I said to Lu Guifei with my head held high.
Lu Liuer saw me so magnanimous appearance, unexpectedly also began to think.
“Your Majesty, it is obvious that someone is trying to frame me.” “I don’t know who’s behind this, but she’s definitely trying to drive a wedge between me and my sister.”. I know that the emperor is jealous of me, but why should I take my sister with me?
Because my sister has the big mountain of the Lu family behind her, if my sister really drinks that bowl of lotus seed soup, I won’t be able to run away if my sister has an accident. What a plan to kill two birds with one stone!
Then I did not forget to pretend to wipe my tears.
Seeing that Lu Liu’er was still dubious, I broke my axe and set sail. “If my sister doesn’t believe me, Yun’er is willing to die to prove her innocence.”
Then I immediately grabbed the lotus seed soup from Cui’s plate and was about to drink it.
“All right!” Fortunately, Li Yanxun pinched the point and shouted to me. If we slow down one more step, we have to reopen again.
“What do you think, Willow?” He pretended to be thoughtful, and the willow called out with ease.
“Your Majesty, I don’t know..” Lu Liuer also fell into confusion.
The murderer is right in front of you, but if you hold on, you can get revenge.
I volunteered, “Your Majesty, sister, I have an idea.”
Yun Guifei poisoned Lu Guifei and was relegated to the cold palace.
Li Yanxun pushed open the door of the cold palace and saw me sleeping inside. He handed me a roast duck and was in a good mood.
“We finally saw the sun the next day!”
“Yes!” I took the food and gobbled it up hungrily. “I reopened it five times, but the first time I woke up, I didn’t hear Lu Liuer say that I didn’t know how to offend Sister Yun.”
We discussed with Lu Liu’er about the trick of the people behind the scenes. She went back to the palace to pretend to be ill, and I went to the cold palace to rest. Each of us stopped in order to lure the snake out of its hole.
“Then why isn’t there a snake?” Li Yen-hsun is in a quandary: “After a long time, won’t you be exposed?”
“Take one step at a time.” I wiped the oil from my mouth and said, “The food in the cold palace is really a long story. Is there anything else?”
“No, I’ll bring you more tomorrow.” Not long after
Li Yanxun left, Lu Liuer came to look for trouble. As soon as I heard her voice, her forehead hurt.
“Oh, I’m afraid Sister Yun is not used to her delicate body in the cold palace.” Lu Liu’er swaggered up to me and said, “Cui’er, give the mattress to Sister Yun to carry in. The cold in the cold palace is not going to be cold to Sister.” It’s so
cold that you wrap me with cotton wool on a hot day.
“Sister, haven’t you been poisoned and convalescing?” I reminded Lu Liuer, “If you run out now, people will think you’re malingering.”
Don’t think so. She’s really sick. She’s not pretending. As soon as
I finished, Lu Liu’s slap was already on my face.
“Sister Yun wants to poison me. If I don’t come to her for revenge as soon as I wake up, the people behind the scenes will think you didn’t succeed.” Lu Liuer imitated the tone of my speech.
Boy, I dug a hole and jumped by myself, and I suffered a dumb loss.
“Sister, the cloud really didn’t want to hurt you. Why don’t you believe me?” I simply squatted on the ground, holding Lu Liu’s thigh, and began to howl, for fear that the palace people outside the cold palace could not hear.
“Yun Chang Rong, let go of this palace.” I tried my best not to let go, but Lu Liu’er could not break away from my claws holding her legs.
“Sister, if you don’t forgive Yuner today, Yuner will die to apologize!” I roared louder.
Lu Liu’er was also afraid of making a big deal and left dejectedly.
That night, the emperor ordered that no one was allowed to visit Yunguan in the cold palace. While
Li Yanxun put me in the cold, he did not forget to lower my position. I’m afraid
this boy has watched a lot of palace dramas.
The next day, when Li Yen-hsun came to bring me food, he did not forget to tease me: “Oh, you were so noisy with Lu Liuer yesterday, but she didn’t send an assassin to kill you.”
“Then you’ve already started memorizing your lines.” With the braised pork in brown sauce in my mouth, I mumbled, “She thinks I’m not the one who poisoned her. Apart from that, it’s just women’s jealousy. It’s not going to destroy me, is it?”
“But it’s really not me, it’s the original owner of the body, Yun Han-jung. Why should I bear the fault of this female principal offender who is not intelligent enough?”
Li Yanxun responded: “So this Lu Liu’er’s character setting is to dare to love, dare to hate, and be vindictive. As long as you make her believe that you don’t want to kill her, then she won’t kill you. Don’t say that this character setting is quite good.”
However, what we think is too beautiful, and the character setting can be turned over.
Lu Liuer knew that Li Yanxun came to give me food every day and raised me to be white and fat. He found that he was protecting me in a disguised way. He rushed to me in anger. The guards
guarding the cold palace couldn’t stop it.
“Yun Chang-jung, you’re making a good calculation!”
To tell you the truth, I would rather she beat me than look at me with a sneer like that.
Eventually, as if she had made a decision, her eyes became vicious, from a sneer to a smile, and she left the cold palace.
My eyelids are jumping all the time, and I guess I’m going to get the lunch box.
Sure enough, when night came, I felt a pain in my chest and a dagger in my heart.
I was awakened by a sound like the coming of hell.
“I don’t know how Liu Er offended Sister Yun, but she let Sister Yun be so cruel. Your Majesty, you have to make decisions for my concubines!”
“Let’s interview this rich woman, Shu Ye. How did you die in the last round?” In the sixth round, Li Yanxun laughed at me, “I woke up and opened it again. What the hell?”
“It was you who got into trouble!” Angrily, I took a bite of the beef dumpling. “Don’t you know what this woman in the harem wants?”
It’s love! Lu Liu’er can’t feel your love, so she turns her anger to me! This beef dumpling is very delicious, and I eat it one after another.
“So your task in this round is to spoil her, to spoil her to death.”
“What about you?” Li Yen-hsun saw that I was like a ghost who had died of starvation. He handed me a bowl of tea and said, “Eat slowly. No one will compete with you.”
You don’t know shit! If you don’t eat more, you won’t be able to eat! Without saying a word, I dried the tea and said, “I’m going to indirect way to save the nation. You give me some sutras and paper. Don’t come to the cold palace to see me when you have nothing to do. At least don’t let Lu Liuer know you’re here to feed me.”
“Ahem!” Li Yanxun suddenly coughed twice, and I found that his face was pale and frightening!
“What’s the matter with you?” I patted him on the back to greet him.
“I don’t know!” Li Yen-hsun stroked his forehead with one hand and said, The last two games have started and I always feel a little.. I can’t do what I want.
Hearing what he said, I also realized that I always felt weak and tired recently.
“Do you remember the hint?” Li Yen-hsun became serious. “The one who said he had six chances!”
“Is it difficult to say what it means?” I seem to understand why Li Yanxun is like this. “We only have six chances to reopen.”
If we don’t get through six times, we’ll be completely cold!
“What round is this?”
“Fifth inning.” I lamented that this number was too sad, and that we had no chance. “Then let’s go with my plan!” As soon as
I got the equipment from Li Yanxun, Lu Liuer came to deliver cotton wool to me.
I put aside my old temper and respectfully saluted her: “Yun Guan Ren pays his respects to the imperial concubine.”
Lu Liuer noticed something was wrong with me and looked at me suspiciously.
At this time, my clothes were simple and plain, and the paper in the room was full of words.
Lu Liuer gave Cui a look, Cui motioned to enter the room, I quickly pretended to stop her.
“Yun Guanren, what do you mean? Have you written something shameful?” Lu Liuer looked at my performance of trying to cover up, thinking that he had caught my handle, and was elated.
“Back to the imperial concubine, Yuner is just practicing calligraphy when she has nothing to do.”
Cui pushed me away and handed me my copybook like a trophy. Lu Liu looked at it roughly and frowned.
“Yun Guanren, what are you writing?”
“Back..” Go back to the imperial concubine. This is a Buddhist scripture copied for the imperial concubine. May the imperial concubine’s body be in good health. I looked frightened.
For me? “Oh!” Lu Liuer sneered, “I can’t afford such a big love for Sister Yun!”
Even as she said this, she still gave me a puzzled look when she read the four big words “for Lu Liu’er” at the end of my words.
By this time, I had already put on an expression of “I have a request for you and I’m embarrassed to tell you that I can only please you in this way behind your back.” Then I began to brew my emotions, and finally I forced tears out at the moment she spoke.
“Imperial Concubine, please save Yun’er.” I jumped up and hugged her thigh. “Now only the empress can protect Yuner’s life.”
“Sister Yun is the emperor’s favorite person, but I don’t have the ability to protect this big Buddha.”
“Empress, let me tell you the truth!” I wiped my tears with her tulle silk dress. “Actually, the clouds can’t bear children.” Isn’t
this news more pleasant for Lu Liuer than hearing that I’m dead? Sure enough, the corners of Lu Liu’s mouth could not stop rising.
“People in the palace are served by color, but their appearance is easy to grow old. Yun’er has no children, and she doesn’t have the powerful Lu family as a backer like her sister.” I sobbed and said, “Now someone is going to blame me for poisoning my sister and put me to death. When the cloud loses the favor of the emperor, I’m afraid there will be no one to clean up the body..”
“What do you want?”
“I’ve already figured it out. As long as I can get the protection of the empress, the cloud is willing to serve the empress.” I thought of another idea at the last minute: “If the Empress doesn’t mind, Yuner would like to come to the Empress’s palace to serve.”
“At least I can make the empress love the emperor again.”
“Yun Guanren, the empress has a pain in her shoulder. Hurry up and press it for her.” Cui found me washing the chamber pot.
Lu Liu’er lives in Changxin Palace. I am now the little maid of Changxin Palace. She is not polite at all in ordering me. In the middle of the night, he
said that Nightmare had arranged for me in bed to give her tea to calm her nerves; he told me that he had forgotten to bring his earrings Imperial Garden and asked me to go back and forth for more than half of the palace; he asked me to make a portion of lotus root starch soup for her Imperial Kitchen and feed it to the dog in front of me.
I had the urge to strangle her and reopen.
When I met Li Yanxun, he was so happy that he wanted to say hello to me and was suppressed by my eyes.
“Sister Yun, you’re here.” When Lu Liu’er saw me, her eyes turned defiant. “I have a pain in my shoulder. Your hand is just right, so I’ll bother you.”
“What did the Empress say?” I walked up behind her and had just washed the chamber pot before washing my hands, so I wiped it on her clothes. “It’s a blessing to be able to relieve the worries of the empress.”
“Sister Yun, I’ve gone to invite the emperor to play poker. Why hasn’t the emperor responded?” When Lu Liuer said this, she emphasized her voice and dared to think that I had lied to her. Co
incidentally, I really lied to her. I told her that I liked to play poker when I was with the emperor.
The main thing is to teach Lu Liuer to let her have something to do. Women can’t be idle. When she is idle, she likes to make trouble for me.
“Your Majesty, he will certainly come, and please relax your heart.” I smiled and said, I hope Li Yanxun can understand what I mean. As soon as
I finished speaking, Cui rushed in and said, “The emperor is here!”
“Sister Yun knows the emperor best.” Although Lu Liu’er’s face looked happy, her words really tasted of vinegar. “Then please go to the small kitchen and prepare some snacks for the emperor that he likes.”
Boy, don’t forget to get rid of me at this time.
When I came back with the jujube cake, I happened to see a beautiful scene. The man in
yellow robe hugged the shoulder of the woman in white, and the woman gently leaned on the man, a pair of wall people. There is no reason for a burst of irritability
in my heart. My name is Li Yanxun, and I love Lu Liu’er. He is very cooperative.
I coughed a little, and when Li Yanxun saw me, he let go of Lu Liu’er and said to me, “You’re here, and we’re all here, so let’s play cards.”
Lu Liu’er expressed her displeasure at my interruption of their sweet world, and she looked at me with some displeasure.
“Your Majesty, why don’t you let Cui Er come?” “It’s no fun playing poker without money, but Sister Yun has no money,” Lu Liu’er said first.
I have money, but I have no life to spend.
Li Yen-hsun was afraid that I wouldn’t die. He said, “It’s all right. I have money. I’ll pay for her.”
Lu Liuer looked at me a little more gloomy.
I tried my best to lose money to her, but Li Yanxun, the pig teammate, did not understand my hint. Adhering to the principle that there was no brother on the card court, he won a large sum of gold red melon seeds and then gave it to me.
Finished, Lu Liuer thought that I didn’t have to hide my eyes. When I went back to my room
in the evening, the other ladies of the court just slipped their hands and splashed me with water. There were a lot of insects crawling into the room, and the roof was just broken.
In the middle of the night It’s just raining.
The rain just ran down the hole in the roof and splashed only on me, the lucky one.
I really want to point at the sky and scold.
indirect way to save the nation my ass, I quit!
8 Not surprisingly, I fell ill after
being caught in the rain.
Lu Liuer changed a place for me and didn’t arrange me any more. Every day, someone in the
hospital decocted the medicine for me, although I took the medicine without any effect.
I wonder if I should pretend to be ill and lie down to win the whole script if it is reopened. Living is winning. The news that
Lu Guifei was favored spread all over the harem. She wanted to make new clothes, so Li Yanxun bought gold embroidery at a high price among the people. She wanted to listen to a ditty, so Li Yanxun called a troupe to sing every day. There were even rumors that Lu Guifei wanted to eat lychees, and several horses that sent her lychees died of exhaustion.
I have to say that Li Yanxun’s way of pleasing women is very vulgar, but it is very useful for Lu Liuer, of course, it would be more useful for me!
My heart was unhappy. I was dying of illness, and my teammates were warm and fragrant nephrite.
“Rich woman, rich woman!” Li Yanxun woke me up when I was ill.
He was dressed as a eunuch, but this time he learned to be smart.
“What are you doing here?”
“I brought you roast lamb.” Li Yen-hsun handed me a packet of oiled paper. “I listened to you and spoiled her. The third brother’s side has been quiet a lot. At first I could still hear about his training, but now there’s no news at all.”
“That’s good!” I almost forgot the villain, but how to deal with him is also Li Yanxun’s business.
“But now Lu Liu’er wants to have a child.” Li Yanxun became anxious.
I was so busy eating that I didn’t pay much attention to what he was saying, so I replied casually, “Then give it to her!”
Give her what? Give her! Although I was born in the open 21st century, I am actually very conservative. His voice trailed off as he spoke. “I can’t do it with someone I don’t like.”
“Ang!” I thought about it for a long time before I realized what he had said: “How dare you let someone live as a widow!” Although
I said so, my mood was much better.
Li Yen-hsun suddenly laughed: “If you were me, I might be able to do it!”
“Bah!” I threw him the bones of the meat I had eaten. “Shame on you!”
“All right, I’ll help you find a way.” I rubbed oil on his clothes and said, “Go back quickly, in case Lu Liu’er finds out that we’re going to reopen.”
Maybe after eating the mutton brought by Li Yanxun, my body was much better, and I was alive and kicking in a few days.
Thinking of the fact that Li Yanxun was forced to give birth to a child with the imperial concubine, I went to the imperial concubine’s palace to pay my respects to her.
“Is Sister Yun feeling better?” Lu Guifei fiddled with her beautiful hands and painted Zhu Kou on her nails.
“Hsieh Niangniang’s plan has been hung up, and there is no big problem.”
“Sister Yun, where do you think the way out is for a childless woman in this harem?” Lu Liuer sighed, Li Yanxun refused to let her sleep, she looked at me with a sense of sympathy, very magical no longer embarrassed me.
“Empress Hui, there’s something I don’t know if I should say or not.”
“Then don’t say anything.” She stared blankly at her fingernails and had nothing to listen to.
“But this is about the emperor and you.” I steeled myself and said.
“Oh?” Lu Liuer made a look, and soon Cui was the only maid in the whole Changxin Palace.
“Cui’er is a trustworthy person. Tell me!”
“Actually, it’s not me who is sterile, it’s the emperor.” I can’t help laughing in my heart. I’m sorry, Li Yanxun.
“He and I were the only two people who knew about this. Originally, in order to save the royal family’s face, I said that I was infertile, but when I saw that the empress was worried about this, I had to tell the truth.”
How could.. Like this Lu Liu-erh felt as if her faith had collapsed, as if she had been drained of all her strength. She waved her hand feebly, “You all go down. I want to be quiet.”
I happily ran back to my servant’s room to sleep, but Cui Er disappeared.
“Willow, I’ve heard that the emperor is spoiling you now, and I’ve put down my heart for my mother.” The first lady of the Lu family came to the palace to see the imperial concubine, and the two of them chatted hand in hand.
“If you give birth to a prince in the future, you won’t have any worries!” Mrs. Lu said cheerfully.
“Mother, Willow will try..” Lu Liu’er looked embarrassed, and it was obvious that she was not going to tell the Lu family about such a thing.
Li Yanxun, Lu Liuer is very sincere to you. When
the house leaks and it rains overnight, Cui rushes in and says, “The empress, the empress is in trouble!”
“What’s all the fuss about? Where’s the doctor? Where’s the doctor?” It’s hard for Lu Liuer to miss the doctor for me now.
“Empress, don’t worry about the Imperial Physician.” Cui’er burst into tears. “The Three Princes have rebelled!”
“Master Lu is an accomplice!”
“When Master Lu learned that the emperor was infertile, he thought that the empress would not be able to become empress without children, and that the Lu family would have nothing to rely on in the future, so he wanted to support the three princes to ascend the throne.”
“How could my father know about the emperor’s infertility?” Lu Liu’s voice was trembling.
“Yes, it was the maidservant who said that.” Cui’er didn’t expect this snitch to make a big mistake. She cried and said, “The maidservants are all for the good of the empress. I didn’t expect this..”
I was listening, and my mind was like a horse lantern.
I suffered all kinds of grievances to win the trust of Lu Liu’er, and Li Yanxun ate, drank and played and let his third brother develop.
I charged in the front, and he burned the hay in the back.
It happened that the fire of burning hay was generated by my rumor.
Forget it, give up the treatment, I don’t play. I was
so angry that I fainted.
10
“I didn’t die in the last round. How can I start again?”
When I woke up, I saw Lu Liuer asking why I poisoned her.
At that time, ten thousand alpacas galloped past in my heart, which was the kind of mood that they all rushed to the ninety-nine level and looked at the customs clearance, and they started from the first level carelessly.
“Hey, I’m sorry I died in the last round.” Li Yen-hsun gave me an apologetic look. “My third brother revolted and stabbed me to death. My chest still hurts when I think about it.”
“That is to say, I can’t die, Lu Liu’er can’t die, and you can’t die.” I just felt exhausted. “Does that mean that even the Three Princes can’t die?”
“I guess so!” Li Yen-hsun touches his chin. “He’s the second man. If he dies, the plot won’t develop well.”
“Every day I work as an ox and a horse for Lu Liu’er, and every day you work as an emperor, and you don’t have to worry about food and drink, and you live a fairy life with three thousand beautiful women.” I kicked him. “Forget it. I quit. Play by yourself.”
“Do you think I want to be the emperor? It’s too tiring to deal with those people every day.” Li Yen-hsun is very helpless. “If the third brother wants me to give it to him, I can.”
“Then you should be the overlord!” I gave him a dirty look. “Pass the throne to him directly.”
“This is a mess. Third Brother won’t want it.” Li Yen-hsun looked at me for help. “If the third brother takes the throne, he will definitely kill me.” Before
he had finished speaking, he spat two mouthfuls of blood, and I was so frightened that I quickly supported him.
However, I was not much better, and now I was as strong as Lin Daiyu, and I was almost crushed to death by him.
“Why don’t you just hold on to the villain’s thighs? After the test, Lu Liu’er has already let me go. This time it’s your turn.” With a sigh, I dragged my sick body on him and knocked wildly. “This is the last round, young man. Give me some strength, or we’ll all be finished!”
Li Yanxun’s absurd deeds were spread everywhere.
I heard that he always went to the three princes’ mansion to drink and stayed out all night, and no one went to court the next day.
What’s more, he sent all the memorials directly to the three princes’ mansion, saying that he wanted to discuss one or two problems.
“It’s a matter of national importance. How can it be decided by others?” The spittle of the old minister in the court almost drowned him.
I think this is intended to corrupt the emperor and harm the country? The end of a fatuous monarch is also to be executed.
But my pig teammate seems to have given me some inspiration.
On a dark and windy night, Li Yanxun disguised himself as a little eunuch to feed me.
It’s a little conscience. It’s not in vain. I’m always worried about him. I told him
everything I had planned, and he gave me a look back. Two words were written in
his eyes: “Wonderful!”
In order to avoid repeating the mistakes of the previous life, this time I first stabilized Lu Liu’er, and then found the third prince, who looked at me with disdain.
“Does a man who has fallen out of favor deserve to talk to me?”
“Wang Yeh is joking. I know someone in Wang Yeh is watching the emperor’s every move. I must know that he will go to the lower room to see me every other time.” I replied with a smile, “If the emperor really doesn’t care about me, why do you do this?”
“Your Majesty is trying to protect me. It’s easy to hide an open gun but difficult to guard against a hidden arrow. If Yuner doesn’t lower his posture, he won’t know how to die.” I feel like I’m going to believe what I said.
“Sometimes it doesn’t take a single soldier to destroy a man. It only takes a woman.”
I resumed my status as an imperial concubine.
It was Lu Liuer who took the initiative to mention it to the emperor. Judging
from her previous choices, perhaps she really had some feelings for the emperor, but in the face of absolute interests, she had to consider for herself.
Most of the time, the three princes said something to the Lu family, and Lu Liuer is now trying to cooperate with me. Now
I can finally sit on an equal footing with Lu Liuer and discuss the script with Li Yanxun.
“You know what they say out there?” Li Yen-hsun was lying on his mink couch, and I was lying on his nephrite bed, listening to him wrangle. “The spring night is short and the sun rises high. From now on, the king does not go to court early.”
“a few days ago I gave a special banquet for the Three Princes. He knows what I mean.”
Now all the people in the palace thought that I had taken refuge in the Lu family and the three princes. In the past, the three princes were at odds with the emperor, but now the emperor’s friendship with the three princes was seen by others as the three princes wanted to borrow me to have a good relationship with the emperor.
“Don’t overdo it. Enough is enough.” I grabbed a piece of cake he handed me, and it was the most pleasant time I had started so many times.
“Why don’t you call again?” Li Yen-hsun molested me, saying, “If you really can’t do it, why don’t you pretend to do it for real?”
My face blushed unconsciously. The third prince was a suspicious man. Li Yanxun and I were acting every night in order not to reveal the truth.
I was responsible for telling him to shout and create a living sex palace with his voice, and then the next day the palace ladies and eunuchs all looked at us with a strange look.
“Li Yen-hsun, you are so shameless!” I picked up the pillow next to me and threw it at him.
And the pillow nearly knocked him out. He and I have been so comfortable these days that we almost forgot that we were both tottering.
The eunuch knocked at the door and said, “Your Majesty, it’s time to read the memorial.”
“Don’t look!” Li Yen-hsun shouted to the outside world, “Take it all to the residence of the three imperial brothers. Don’t bother me if you have nothing to do.” It
wasn’t long before the voice of the Third Prince came: “Your Majesty, it’s time to read the memorial.”
Li Yen-hsun hurried to the bed and hugged me. “Come in, brother,” he said.
“This is the emperor’s bedroom. I’m afraid it’s not right for me to do so.”
“It’s all right. Come in.”
The three princes hesitated for a moment or pushed the door to enter.
“Brother Huang, help me look at it. I have a headache when I see those memorials.” Li Yen-hsun said as he kissed me on the cheek, “It’s better to be happy with the beauty.”
The third prince looked embarrassed, but his body was still very honest to open those memorials.
“Third Brother, I’ll leave it to you. I’m going to play mahjong with Liu and Cui.” Li Yanxun led me carefully and taught Lu Liuer to play mahjong in the days of lying flat. She was no longer afraid that she was too idle to make trouble.
Walking to the door and looking back to see the corners of the mouth raised by the three princes, Li Yanxun and I smiled at the success of the trick.
Now Lu Liuer is not too hostile to me, but Li Yanxun is full of guilt, so that playing mahjong again and again lost a lot of money to us.
Sister, you don’t have to. We didn’t feel guilty when we acted for you.
On a sunny afternoon, Li Yanxun left a mess to the three princes and took me to the south of the Yangtze River.
“Well, this isn’t a junket.” I picked lotus flowers, peeled lotus seeds, and watched the scenery on a boat in the West Lake.
“I think that kind of rich and idle prince is the most comfortable. He doesn’t have to worry about food and clothing, and he doesn’t have to worry about being killed for taking the throne.” Li Yen-hsun crossed his legs and leisurely walked. “Could it be that I’m too small?”
“Why don’t we go back? I think this is the end.” There was restlessness on
the shore, and several people in official clothes appeared in the crowd, asking around with portraits of me and Li Yanxun.
Soon they locked me and Li Yanxun’s boat.
“It seems that this is not the end.” Li Yen-hsun doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry: “Can’t they just pretend I’m dead? The Three Princes are still worried about me.”
“Then go back to the palace and add another fire.”
“I haven’t been to court for a week straight, and the emperor has become more and more mischievous recently!” A courtier was indignant.
“That’s right. Last time someone accused the Third Prince of being ambitious and wanting to seize the throne. Guess what the emperor said?” Another courtier was deeply grieved. “He actually said that the brotherhood is deep. What if the throne is given to three princes?”.
“It’s a joke. The throne was arranged by the late emperor. How can you just change it?” The oldest minister could not help but berate him. “The emperor is now so reckless. He should have been succeeded by the Third Prince!”.
“Keep your voice down. You can’t say that!” “This is the most irreverent thing,” said the young courtier.
Humph! Is what I said wrong? The old minister left in a huff.
The eunuchs told Li Yen-hsun every detail of what the courtiers had said, but Li Yen-hsun only said lightly, “I know, go down!”
“They speak ill of you behind your back.” I glanced at the fatuous king who was sleeping on the couch.
“You haven’t scolded me yet, which means you haven’t been stupid enough.” Li Yen-hsun turns over and says, “Two days ago I had a drink with my third brother, and I kept praising him for being useful. I said I was useless, and that he should be allowed to sit on the throne. I don’t love rivers and mountains, but I love beauties. I want to go to the south of the Yangtze River.”
Then he immediately turned into a bitter face: “I hope the third brother will give me a dog’s life for the sake of my true words after drinking!” I came to Changxin Palace at
night and said to Lu Liu’er.
“Tell him about the third prince, and we can move on.”
Lu Liu’er responded and suddenly gave me a slap.
She slapped me so hard that I saw stars and fell to the ground.
“Yun Chang Rong, the emperor is so sincere to you, won’t your conscience hurt?”
I put my hands on the floor and murmured in a voice she couldn’t hear, “How do you know? I don’t know my heart.” The tone of the
capital suddenly changed, and all the dirty water was poured on me.
The old ministers said, “The emperor used to be diligent in governing, loving the people, and virtuous in governing the country. Later, after he trusted the imperial concubine Yun, he became more and more excessive.” The
gifted scholars said, “The emperor has been bewitched by Concubine Yun. That woman is a disaster.”
The people said, “Your Majesty is so obstinate that if things go on like this, the country will surely be in chaos.”
It was Li Yanxun’s own laziness that I instigated, and I really felt that sentence.
“Prosperous times need no one to embellish them, and troubled times need beautiful women to convict them.”
After hearing those rumors, Yun Guifei was depressed, emaciated, and depressed. It wasn’t long before she fell ill.
“Empress, this is a heart disease.” After the Imperial Physician came to treat me, he said to Li Yanxun, “Heart disease still needs to be treated. Empress, please keep your heart at ease.”
With tears in my eyes, I held Li Yanxun’s hand in the presence of many imperial physicians and said, “Your Majesty, I’m sorry. It’s all because of my concubines that you have been condemned by thousands of people.”
“It’s all my fault. I have no face to see you. You must be a good emperor in the future. Don’t let down the expectations of your ministers and people.”
Li Yen-hsun was speechless and choked. “Don’t say anything, Yuner. I don’t blame you. You’ll get better soon.”
I don’t think he and I deserve an Oscar statuette for our acting.
The Imperial Physician looked at us, shook his head, sighed, and left my palace. At
night, when everyone was sleeping deeply, I knocked over the candlestick and went outside to see the third prince who came to meet me.
“Three princes, have you made all the arrangements?”
“Mmm.” He replied coldly and suddenly put a hand around my neck.
I was expiratory dyspnoea and my eyes were black.
“Aren’t you afraid of death?” The voice of the three princes is like a ghost, which sounds to me like a reminder to unload the mill and kill the donkey.
“Afraid!”
Look, it’s only one step away from customs clearance. If you strangle me, I will really die!
“Then why are you doing these things?”
He. Not to you.. To pose any threat. I struggled to enunciate, “I only wish …” You can keep him alive.
The Third Prince was stupefied for a moment, then let go of his hand and said with a laugh, “I underestimated your feelings for him.”
I collapsed on the ground and took big breaths. He really wanted me dead just now.
“Go, go far away, and don’t let anyone know that you are still alive.” The three princes looked at my palace, and the fire went crazy and lit up his face.
I struggled to get up and ran back after two steps.
“Third Lord, give me some money!”
「…」
15
“Did you hear that the demon concubine Yunzangrong felt ashamed and set herself on fire?” A middle-aged man dressed in a commoner’s suit said, “When they were discovered, they were so burned that you couldn’t see what they were!”
“The emperor fainted on the spot, and now he hasn’t eaten or drunk for two days.”
I was sitting in a teahouse with a cloak, listening to the people around me.
In the past month, I came to the teahouse every day to inquire about the news in the palace, listening to the story of the emperor’s serious illness caused by the death of the imperial concubine.
“I just got the news this morning that the emperor may not be able to do it!” It was really big news, and I was surprised to hear it. Is it the
last step? Success or failure depends on it!
“What, so serious!” Someone next to him immediately sighed.
“Yes, the Imperial Physician is in a hurry!”! I hear that the testamentary edict has been written for the third prince to succeed him. The imperial physician in the
palace is so good at medicine that it doesn’t work? I think it’s just that the emperor himself doesn’t want to be cured and wants to accompany the imperial concubine.
“Probably!”! It is said that Ruthless is mostly an imperial family, and it is not obvious that he is still an infatuated lover.
“Oh, you are also a poor man.”
From the beginning of the common people will punish the cloud imperial concubine who brought disaster to the country to the love story of the emperor’s imperial concubine who is now regretted by all, it is really the turn of the tide.
Two days later, I heard the news of the emperor’s death.
I ran excitedly to our appointed place to wait for him, but one day, two days, three days.
I waited there for a whole week, but I didn’t see him.
We planned that I would set myself on fire first, and the three princes would send me out of the palace, and then the emperor would let the three princes arrange everything to leave the palace after feigning death because his lover had left and he had no intention of getting sick.
If something goes wrong in the middle, for example, Lu Liuer’s death of Li Yanxun may fall short of success because of love and hatred.
I thought Li Yanxun began to vomit blood. Could Li Yanxun really be terminally ill. Thinking
like this, I am on tenterhooks every day.
A month later, the third prince succeeded to the throne.
But I still didn’t wait for Li Yanxun at the appointed place. Did the third prince kill him or did he really die of illness.
If he was alive, why didn’t he come to me! When
the new emperor ascended the throne, the reign title was changed and the world was granted amnesty. But
I shed tears in the laughter of the people!
I woke up in a daze, smelling the pungent smell of disinfectant, and all I could see was a white coat.
“Doctor, the patient is awake.”
The doctor gave me an examination and said, “Everything is normal. It’s all right.”
“Thank you, Doctor.”
I’m back in the 21st century, and I’m not dead! Does
that mean that Li Yanxun is still alive and back!
“Your mouse leaked electricity, and your family sent you to the hospital. Fortunately, it wasn’t serious. You were only in a coma for half an hour. Do you still remember?”. The nurse suddenly looked at me with a smile.
I suddenly sat up from the bed, holding the last glimmer of hope and asked the nurse, “Am I the only one in the hospital?”? Is there another boy who was in the hospital at the same time as me?
The nurse was shocked by my excited tone, but soon let me down: “I’m sorry, I’m new here today, and I really didn’t know.”
Could it be that what happened during this period was just a dream I had for half an hour after I was electrocuted?
For a moment, a burst of sadness and loss came to my mind.
Because it was nothing serious, I was quickly discharged from the hospital. I walked out of the hospital with a heavy heart. I didn’t notice that a dark shadow hit me heavily.
“You ***ing..” I looked up and saw the person in front of me, and the dirty words I wanted to say in an instant were held back. The
facial features are clear and angular, the ordinary casual clothes pull his body very slender, quite handsome!
Although the appearance is very strange, but that look is that I have been looking at him day and night for a month, of course, I can recognize this is him.
So this guy just got back before me? Wearing
a vest for too long, I’m really a little embarrassed to meet you. Before
I could make the next move, he shook me with his cell phone, which was QR Code a letter.
“I’ve been waiting for you at the gate of the hospital for a whole day. Please add my WeChat, Concubine Yun.”
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