The empress of the
cold palace tried her best to
cross over, and her soul wore a noble but not favored empress who was relegated to the cold palace.
Just as I was about to sneak out of the cold palace, the maid Ruyu grabbed me and said firmly,
“Don’t panic, Empress. It’s normal for Empress to go into the cold palace. She’ll be released in a few days.”
I silently lowered my skirt and said, “Spread it out.”
As one who has seen all kinds of time travel, rebirth and horse-catching plots, I was shocked by the intelligence quotient of this “queen”!
The empress’s family, the Su family, has the merit of following the dragon, and the background is invincible. As a result, she was relegated to the cold palace again and again because she was jealous of the concubines! Even I, an outsider, wanted to hammer the wall when I heard the
plot. How can a
man be reliable? The emperor’s love is even more ridiculous.
I have decided that since I have inherited this skin and identity, I will never pray for the illusory “imperial love” again!
Just as I was thinking hard about how to lie down in the harem as a salted fish, the imperial edict appeared! The father-in-law who
delivered the decree spoke in a shrill voice and was so wordy that I had a headache.
Those lengthy contents can be summed up in one sentence: The emperor is going to let me out! “Your Majesty still loves you, Empress,” said
the father-in-law with a smile.
I also smiled and thanked him without a smile.
This is the last time I’m in the cold, I swear!
I spent three days in the Fengyi Palace as a well-fed empress. There were countless luxurious jewelry, and the four seasons palace was full of clothes.
What is extravagant, what is rich, is talking about my life now!
I was happy and proud, and the reality gave me a slap.
“Empress, the Empress Dowager has summoned you to the Ning’an Palace.” After the old Mammy saluted me respectfully, she conveyed the queen mother’s decree. I was not happy in
an instant. In the
palace, besides the emperor’s boss, there was also a female boss.
Speaking of, I really don’t know why the queen mother would suddenly summon me, is it to give me a monthly increase?
Although I am not short of money now, as a social animal, I will instinctively get excited when I hear the word “raise money.” That is the restlessness that comes from DNA. As soon as
I stepped into Ning’an Palace, I heard the sound of crying coming from the palace. Needless to say, it must be a delicate concubine who could not take care of herself who was bullied.
This is their internal struggle. It should have nothing to do with me, right?
I came forward and respectfully saluted the queen mother on the throne, and the crying concubine saluted me with a crying voice.
The heart is tired. As soon as
I sat down, I heard the queen mother’s voice suppressing her anger:
“Queen, you see how you manage the harem!” What did
I do? I almost asked
this question, but fortunately I observed it rationally, and then I told the truth: “I have not left home these days, and I have avoided the morning and dusk of the imperial concubines.”. I really don’t know what happened in the harem to make my mother so angry. Moreover, the phoenix seal is in the hands of the queen mother, and I can’t manage the affairs of the harem, so I ask the queen mother to forgive me.
It’s called, if you’re not in power, don’t pass the buck to me!
I’m not answering!
Seize my queen’s power, but also I take care of the harem for her, but anyone with a brain will not take such a thankless thing! You can do whatever you like.
Anyway, I won’t get involved.
“You–” the Empress Dowager pointed at me. Her good upbringing prevented her from cursing a word, and finally she could only sigh helplessly. “Hsu Mei-jen had a miscarriage.”
It turned out to be “miscarriage,” a method often seen in palace fights and house fights.
Did Hsu Mei-jen accidentally fall down and miscarry? Or which maid of honor did not hold? Or frightened by a pet? Or what kind of cake, soup, or meal did you take? I asked slowly. The
woman kneeling on the ground with a sad face looked at me in amazement with the queen mother.
What’s the matter? Am I wrong? Not these flowers?
“Could it be that when you were with the emperor, the work was gone?” I asked softly, and this is also possible.
Pow! Recovering from her consternation,
the Empress Dowager patted the handrail and said angrily,
“It’s terrible!”! When did the queen become so filthy? It’s really a disgrace to the family.
This is foul language, this is a disgrace to the family? Wouldn’t it be heresy if
I wanted to divorce the emperor and go it alone?
At present, I can only be an honest quail, waiting for the queen mother to say some beautiful and refined words, let me wash my ears.
When she had finished, the Empress Dowager turned her head away, as if her eyes were dirty when she looked at me, and said angrily,
“This is the concubine Ning, who was jealous of Xu Meiren’s pregnancy and put safflower in Xu Meiren’s tocolytic medicine.”
So that’s it-no surprise at
all.
Ning cried out that she had been wronged, but the Empress Dowager cut her off with a single word: “How could such a jealous woman enter the palace to serve the emperor?”
I watched in silence, and there was no wave in my heart. The woman who
was sent to the palace either lived or died, and it was really boring to fight for life and death.
“Queen, have you figured it out?” The voice of the queen mother came leisurely into my wandering brain.
Oh, all right, for a long time, kill the chicken to make an example of the monkey? Should
I be glad I’m not the chicken?
I always thought that as long as I stayed safely in the Fengyi Palace, no matter what the palace fights, no matter what the emperor, no matter what the queen mother, the days would pass day by day.
But I was wrong.
“Is the queen mother trying to persuade her son to be generous?” I said coolly, “Now I have done it.”. Whether your majesty wants to share the rain and dew, or which concubine, I will not interfere. It doesn’t matter whether I take the same phoenix seal or not. Your Majesty or your mother can give it to whoever she wants, and I have no objection.
Hearing this, the queen mother looked at me with satisfaction.
“It’s just the queen mother.” I looked up at the queen mother, who was sitting perfectly still. Perhaps the following remarks would make the other person deeply uncomfortable, but how could I hold myself back? “In the future, please don’t show your son any more things like killing the chicken to make an example of the monkey, pointing at the mulberry and scolding the Huai, wasting your eyes.”
It seems that the queen is tired today, and she is talking such nonsense. The Ai family did all this for the good of the empress and the emperor, but unfortunately the empress didn’t appreciate it. The queen mother said in an excellent state of mind, without the slightest intention of being abrupt.
He deserves to be the king of the last session, and his psychological quality is really strong.
I silently thumbs up for the queen mother in my heart, but I haven’t finished yet!
“My ministers have always been Buddha-like. They don’t value power, they don’t value profit, they don’t value fame, and they don’t value the favor of the emperor.” I said slowly, “But there are always people who push their luck.”. If I take a step back, someone will want to go further. In the eyes of some people, my not fighting is cowardice. What does my mother think?
The Empress Dowager looked at me carefully. She smiled and said, “If you don’t value anything, how can you go to the palace?”
I smiled, a lonely soul through, no one will understand.
They’re still standing on the ground, and I’m already in the atmosphere. The
queen mother was right. If it hadn’t been for the emperor, how could my son have entered the royal family. I would like to marry the person is not royal, so can, if you are heartless, I will stop. Why bother to keep a man and waste your life? I said in a cold voice.
Sure enough, as soon as I said this, the queen mother clapped her chair and glared at me, as if she was weighing how much my queen’s head was worth.
In the end, she lost.
“The empress is suffering from hysteria, and she is talking so crazily in front of the Ai family. Come on!”! Send the queen back to Fengyi Palace and take good care of her! Don’t come out until hysteria is cured! The queen mother ordered to the personal Mammy.
“I beg to retire.” I was satisfied with the result and saluted the queen mother respectfully.
Even though I was placed under house arrest in the Fengyi Palace because of “hysteria,” I had a lot of food, which was also VIP treatment.
In the midst of my carefree life under house arrest, I suddenly came across an imperial concubine who was “giving away experience.”.
Congratulations to her for raising my hackles. When
An Guifei first came here, she was very graceful and elegant. She politely called me “elder sister.” She laughed so hard that she was very proud, but when she walked, her steps were not steady.
“Sister, thanks to Your Majesty’s favor and the Empress Dowager’s love, my sister will get the Phoenix Seal today and take charge of the harem for my sister.” An Guifei said that she stroked her hair and shook the golden phoenix step, raising her eyebrows and eyes, which was quite mean.
“Oh, congratulations.” I said, neither salty nor light, picking up the cake at hand-the taste of this cake is not as good as ordinary cake, it seems that I have to find a chance to do it myself.
An Guifei obviously didn’t expect me to congratulate her so simply. The corners of Zhang Yang’s mouth froze for a moment, and then she laughed to herself:
“When my sister is convalescing, it’s better to give priority to light food. It’s better to use less cakes and preserves.” Holding my chin in one hand,
I turned to look at the proud An Guifei. Her makeup was a little thick, and the crow’s feet around her eyes showed that she was not young. Can she still get your grace?
I’m afraid can get the phoenix seal, more is the queen mother carry love?
Seeing me looking at her carefully, An Guifei deliberately shook the golden phoenix step on her hair.
The golden phoenix has always been the symbol of the empress Dowager and the empress, and the palace concubines cannot be forged in private, nor can they be worn on their heads in a grand manner.
The only explanation is reward.
I walked up to Concubine An. My eyes fell on the golden phoenix and I said lightly, “Is that golden phoenix gilded?”? It looks like the gold dust has fallen off.
Without waiting for an Guifei to react, I pulled the step down and threw it heavily on the ground.
An Guifei screamed, the decibel was a little high, and I quickly stayed away from her.
“Oh, why is my sister’s voice so loud? It scares me.” I said slowly.
When I saw Concubine An kneeling on the ground in a mess and picking up Buyao, I said slowly, “It’s just a Buyao. Don’t be nervous, sister. There are a lot of them here in this palace. I’ll give you whichever one you want. Isn’t this palace very generous?”
“This is a royal gift from Your Majesty, but my sister dared to throw the royal gift, so she waited.”
“What are you waiting for?” As I spoke calmly, I gracefully sat back in my chair and pretended to be puzzled. “It was obviously my sister who accidentally broke it. How can it be blamed on this palace?”
“Hum, now that my sister is under house arrest by the Empress Dowager, do you still think you’ll have a chance to turn over a new leaf?” An Guifei looked at me with red eyes, but what she said made me just want to yawn.
“So what?” I said slowly, sitting in a high position and looking down at the people kneeling on the ground. This feeling of looking down was really not very good. “Sister is confused. I can sit in this position not because of the queen mother, nor because of the emperor, but because of the Su family.”
“Sooner or later, my sister will –”
“You can’t wait.” When I interrupted An Guifei, the superior had the advantage of being able to interrupt the other person casually. “You can’t wait for the rest of your life.”. Because this palace is not dead, you are concubines after all! This palace is destined to say, “The empress is a thousand years old.” I couldn’t help laughing when I
saw the back of An Guifei leaving in a hurry.
With such courage, do you still want to withhold my food? Dream! After
three
days of house arrest, there was some interest at first, and then the interest disappeared completely.
Thanks to the presence of An Guifei, I understand that if I want to live happily in the harem, I must firmly grasp the power. It is not feasible to
be a Buddha-like queen, and it is not feasible to rely on a dog emperor.
The only person I can count on is myself!
Big woman, can bend can stretch, is not to the queen mother to take a soft, take! The reason why
the Empress Dowager withdrew my house arrest and gave me back the Phoenix Seal was not because she liked me so much, but because she “had to.”. The word
“have to” is enough for me to do a lot of things.
Because I am the queen, the palace people have to obey my management. I got out
my resume, and I wrote down the connections and ancestors of everyone in the palace for 18 generations in my file. I started punching in at work, and I didn’t even miss the cold palace, where I could think of any place I wanted to go. Whenever I went there, they would sign me in and punch in. Of course, there were also benefits, such as Glutinous Rice Balls for Lantern Festival, Zhongyuan, Qiqiao, Longevity Festival, and so on, all of which gave me some rewards. You can only get it according to the on-the-job palace form, and you can’t get it if you don’t fill it in!
As a result, the concepts of “personal resume” and “clocking in to work” have become deeply rooted in the hearts of the people of the palace. It was An Guifei who
opposed it. She led a handful of people to jump up and down and refused to obey my management.
An Guifei was deeply loved by the Empress Dowager and served her from time to time, but whenever she served her, she would dutifully give me eyedrops.
In the face of the Queen Mother’s harsh reprimands, I always went in one ear and out the other, and I learned such universal words as “good.”.
It was not until a palace banquet that I succeeded in shutting up the Empress Dowager and An Guifei! The courtiers led
by the emperor dined in the front hall, while I, as the queen, dined in the rear hall with my wives. I am already very familiar with
this kind of clock-in.
Apart from showing her face at the banquet, the tool queen was relieved to show her professional fake smile in the rear hall.
As for the emperor’s handsome, gentle and considerate, of course, it’s not for me, and I don’t want it.
After dinner, they went back to their respective halls, relaxed and carefree.
But I didn’t expect that the demon moth was always caught off guard.
A courtier suddenly spurted blood after eating a mouthful of food. Everyone was frightened, and the palace was in a mess.
I threw the wine cup at hand on the ground and ordered the palace people around me to protect the queen mother at the first time.
Seeing that the palace guards were around the Empress Dowager, I felt relieved. Then I said to the imperial guards who had rushed in from outside the palace, “Go and ask for the imperial physician!”! Keep guard in the temple and do not let anyone move or leave.
The guards were all overwhelmed by my calm in the face of danger. I probably didn’t expect that the usually charming queen could be so vigorous and resolute. How fast can
case be solved? I can tell the exact time: two sticks of incense! When
the doctor came in a hurry, the Day Lily was almost cold.
I handed today’s sign-in card to Ruyu, and when she called her name, I asked everyone to return to their original positions.
Ruyu stood beside me, loudly calling the names of one palace person after another, and all the palace people who called their names would loudly answer “here.”. After the
name was lit, it was already a wick of incense, but I can imagine how messy the palace people appeared in the hall.
Of course, it is not excluded that someone signed his name at random and came in, as long as he checked his resume one by one afterwards.
“Now that all the people in the palace have signed in, you should recognize each other and call out each other’s names.” “There’s no need to panic,” I said slowly. “We’ll soon find out who the murderer is!” The
palace banquet had been rehearsed for five days before it began, and both the dishes and the order in which the palace people served and served them had been rehearsed back and forth.
If there are people around the palace who don’t know, things will be very interesting.
After waiting for a wick of incense, I finally pulled out the extra person.
“Take it!” “Don’t go under the knife,” I ordered in a cold voice. “Pay attention to the pillar, the table, and the cup, lest she commit suicide. It would be better if you could have your jaw removed, and it’s not good to bite your tongue and commit suicide.
Under my command, the thief was completely caught, nothing is missing, very good!
“If you take her down and examine her carefully, there will be a harvest.” I finished and sat back in my seat, waiting for my nominal husband to come to the rear hall to do some superficial work. I had set up the
stage for him, but he came and comforted Concubine Lin. As
I looked on cheerfully, it was the queen mother who called out, “Your Majesty, thanks to the queen this time.”
“This is the duty of the queen.” The emperor looked at me faintly and said coldly.
Very good, worthy of my certification of the dog emperor, enough dog, sober enough.
“This is my duty, and I should not be praised by Your Majesty.” I said aloud, walking gracefully to Lin Fei’s side and holding her hand with a smile. “It’s my fault that Lin Fei’s sister is frightened.”
Small sample, can I still be stumped by the dog emperor?
The mountain does not come on me, I will come on the mountain, who is not doing face kungfu. The false palace maid who was brought down by the
imperial guards explained the matter one by one and formally moved a house fight to me.
No matter when and where, they are fighting for a little power and a position.
I really want to request a song for them- “Why do women bother to embarrass women”.
I have always known the emperor dog, but I did not know that he can be so righteous and have no responsibility and responsibility as a husband, can also be called slag, even together is a slag dog! Full of hope, I waited for a “yes” answer
when I stumbled over a “grant” document in classical Chinese, stamped it with a phoenix seal, and handed it to the emperor.
I had to wait three days for a pile of characters written by him with a red pen, which literally translates to “bullshit.”. The day at the beginning of
each month is the day I want to escape most, but today, I am full of fighting spirit. At the beginning of
the month, even if the emperor doesn’t want to come, he must stay in my Fengyi Hall and cover himself with a quilt to sleep! When the emperor was washing up and preparing to go to bed,
I took a concise appropriation document from the desk to the emperor and said in a gentle voice,
“Your Majesty, this is a plan made by my concubine for the harem. I roughly estimated that it would cost thirty thousand taels of silver..”
“Say no more.” The emperor interrupted me in a cold voice. Out of the corner of his eye, the light fell on me like a hundred knives, piercing my heart. I’ve never heard of golf, swimming pools, or saunas. There’s no precedent for what the empress has done. I want thirty thousand taels of silver, not to mention whether there is this silver in the treasury or in my private treasury. Even if there is, I won’t agree!
“Oh.” I said slowly, smelling something unusual.
It is precisely because “there is no precedent,” and for a hundred years the harem has been spent fighting in the palace, that I came up with the idea of moving a modern leisure club here. If it weren’t for the fact that this is a palace, I would like to play in the farmhouse!
How about adding up the farmhouse music?
I thought happily.
“As long as the queen understands, go to sleep.” The emperor saw me wake up and said lightly.
The emperor’s words pulled me out of my beautiful imagination, and since he made me feel cold, I naturally would not let him go! It is impolite to
come but not to go.
“It turns out that not only the national treasury, but even the emperor’s private treasury doesn’t have thirty thousand taels of silver.” I said with a drawl.
Sure enough, hearing me say so, the dog emperor’s face was full of discomfort. I guess there’s a sense of shame about being stripped naked, right? It makes me feel comfortable to
see it!
If he doesn’t give me face, I don’t have to give him face!
But things still have to be solved.
That being the case, my concubine replaced the application for appropriation with an application for the use of the harem building and the right to use the seal of the Ministry of Internal Affairs? Of course, a report will be made to Your Majesty before it is used or used. I said calmly, having made up my mind.
The emperor looked at me slowly, with deterrence, but I was not afraid. After
holding the phoenix seal for so long and seeing so many palace fights in the open and in the dark, will I still be afraid of the eyes of a scum dog emperor?
I automatically took his silence as acquiescence, and suddenly I lost my sleepiness. I want to report the abandoned palace in
the harem and ask if it can be demolished. I have to contact the Ministry of Internal Affairs for the announcement of
investment promotion and the holding of investment promotion meetings.
During the construction period, there were so many idle people that I had to get a temporary management plan.
Wait, everything is waiting for me to do, where there is time to accompany the slag dog emperor lying in a bed!
I sat down at the desk excitedly and unconsciously wrote page after page by candlelight.
Before dawn, the father-in-law of the big manager beside the emperor appeared first. When he
saw me behind the screen, he seemed to be frightened!
I yawned gracefully and said to my father-in-law, who was kneeling on the ground,
“The emperor has woken up. Go and serve him.”
So a group of people gently stood up and went to the bed, waiting for the emperor to wash and dress, this process in addition to the rustle of clothes, there is no other sound, it can be seen that they are well-trained on weekdays. When
I saw that the emperor was about to leave after putting on his dragon robe, I quickly saluted.
When I went back to bed to catch up on my sleep, I didn’t know that the emperor had accidentally caught a glimpse of the project on my desk and saw the word “investment promotion.”.
So that my father, when the prime minister was asked by the emperor in the Imperial Study, what is investment.
My father and his staff went through all the ancient books, but they couldn’t find the meaning of “inviting investment.”. Although
the status of businessmen here is low, the nature of “profit-seeking” has not changed since ancient times.
My investment conference, in the absence of obstacles, the perfect closing! These two gimmicks alone, the documents sealed by the
Ministry of Internal Affairs and the plaques written by the emperor, are enough for them to sponsor free of charge. After
the emperor read my “application” with an expressionless face and expressed no objection, the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs followed me and broke his leg. The
vast and mighty harem rectification plan has begun!
I accurately calculated the construction period. During the construction period, all palace people were not allowed to walk on the roads in the construction area, and every intersection was guarded by the imperial guards. There would definitely not be the “internal and external collusion” that An Guifei was worried about.
Even the workers’ food expenses, the palace does not have to pay, perfect!
So-and-so has sponsored something for use in a certain palace. The word “sponsorship” alone is contested by several business tycoons before it is eligible to appear in the palace.
I am not worried about businessmen playing tricks, dare to move in front of the royal mind should not have, what is the end, their own weight!
According to my idea to build up the harem entertainment club, after spending a year, finally completed! Horse
racing, polo, camping, golf, swimming pools, saunas, hot springs and so on are enough to shock the concubines in the harem and make me enjoy the rest of my life. Naturally, I will not forget the “name” I
promised to the merchant. A palace painter was
called in to paint the completed buildings separately, plus the figure of a certain sponsor, and the “photograph” came out of nowhere.
Painters paint names, merchants leave names, and then find someone to write a painless inscription, and then stamped with the seal of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the whole set of services is in place.
But the merchants did not seem to be satisfied, and wanted to ask for a “plaque inscribed by Your Majesty.”.
This matter is difficult to handle! The
emperor has made it clear that he does not support, does not oppose, and does not get involved in the “three noes” principle, and I cannot impose it on others.
But who am I? Su Bingbing, is there anything I can’t do in the world?
I’m going to use the phrase “make persistent efforts next time” to encourage everyone not to be discouraged. If I can’t get the plaque written by the emperor himself this time, I’m sure I can get it next time!
It not only appeased the merchants, but also laid a foreshadowing for the next club renovation! After the completion of the
club, it is natural to invite the concubines of the harem to enjoy it! It is better to be happy together than to be happy
alone. I am very serious about being an empress. Led
by An Guifei, I brought a bunch of palace concubines that I had seen and never seen in the harem. What was
the empress’s intention in making all these strange things out of the harem? Over the past year, the younger sisters have had to put up with it. “Before she had finished speaking, I interrupted her enthusiastically:
” Sister Lin, come and try the hot spring with me. ”
Why do you want to take care of a prick? Persimmon, also want to pick to look at the soft greeting.
An Guifei, a vegetable and love to sow dissension, are all primary school chicken quarrel tactics, reason is a waste of time. Concu
bine Lin has always been favored by the emperor, and she is a delicate “flower of interpretation.” If she uses it well, it’s a win-win situation! The “waiters”
I carefully selected carried out the idea that “the customer is God,” and completely conquered the concubines in the harem. An Guifei, who
used to satirize me, is now holding my hand intimately and calling me “Queen Sister.” There is no trace of acrimony.
Even the smile on Lin Fei’s face was a little more sincere.
The other concubines may not dare to play freely because of their “inferiority,” but the surprise and smiles on their faces never stop. The
effect is very good!
In this way, they do not have the energy to toss and turn some, Gong Dou and so on, where can compare with all kinds of enjoyment in the club! After arranging the extra energy of the
young concubines, I found that the Empress Dowager didn’t need me to do anything at all. An Guifei had brought her to my entertainment kingdom: “Empress Dowager, this is the hot spring built by the Empress Dowager.”
Empress Dowager, this is the XX built by Empress Dowager-this sentence pattern, repeated by An Guifei, can be exchanged for the surprised eyes of Empress Dowager every time.
Under the leadership of An Guifei and me, the Empress Dowager took turns to enjoy the things built by the Empress.
When the sun went down in the west, the queen mother, I and an Guifei were happily lying on their respective reclining chairs.
On this day, the queen mother and I talked the most.
Looks like a good start?
But the next day, the queen mother looked for an opportunity to summon me to the Ning’an Palace and scolded me.
Sure enough, I was too naive to believe in the plastic friendship of the queen mother. The woman in front of
me is the king of the last term. For a person like her who has “suffered a lot,” the thing to enjoy is to be extravagant and dissipated, and to be criticized!
If the queen mother gets angry, I’ll take it first.
“Mother’s anger has been calmed down.” After I knelt down, I hurriedly lowered my head, fearing that the queen mother would be furious when she saw the fearlessness in my eyes.
“Let the mourners put down their anger, and put an end to all these pleasures.” Said the queen mother angrily. Is this the fetid act of smashing the cauldron after
eating from the same big pot?
Uncle can endure, aunt also can’t endure! It is impossible to persuade each other
directly, so it can only be circuitous.
I lowered my head, creating a sense of weakness, stumbling over the use of land and silver, the amount alone is enough to make the queen mother gasp several times.
I went on to say, “It’s a pity not to use it when it’s so expensive. It’s another expense to demolish it and rebuild it.”. I don’t know what your mother’s plan is, but please give me some advice.
When the Empress Dowager was silent, I put my cold hands weakly on her lap. With a sense of “I know you are good for me,” I went on to say,
“I want the concubines to do what the Empress Dowager said, recalling the bitterness and thinking of the sweetness. I have some humble opinions here.”
“Tell me about it.” The queen mother rubbed her eyebrows and said in a cold voice.
I immediately brought out the concept of “Tai Chi,” not forgetting to pick up the queen mother and whisper,
“I don’t know if practicing this Tai Chi can achieve the effect of recalling the bitterness and thinking of the sweetness as my mother said, but I ask my mother to supervise my son.”
“Let’s start tomorrow.” The queen mother said with a final word, wishing she could pull the palace concubines to practice immediately.
Tai Chi is available, and other morning exercise tools should be arranged one after another. Square dancing is also good. Look for opportunities to try.
Under the leadership of the queen mother, the concubines in the harem have been practicing Tai Chi for a month, which is just right for the queen mother to handle the elegance of softness and hardness.
It smells good. It’s late but it’s here!
And I became the queen mother’s special support, and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law became particularly harmonious. I am well-informed
, and I finally have the old fan of the queen mother.
“Bing’er, do you think that opera house is really so magical?”
“Bing’er, this Pai Gow is very interesting.”
“Bing’er, three to one, come quickly.”
As the queen mother called me more and more times, the content became more and more concise, and I finally became the heart of the queen mother and the imperial concubines.
Of course, the only one who can intimately call me “Bing’er” is the queen mother. Other toffees want to shout, the queen mother will be jealous.
With the big tree of the queen mother, I have a better life in the harem.
If the emperor dies, I’ll be able to retire early.
It’s a pity that my husband, who only wants to save face, came to me for the first time.
It was not the first day of the month, but the emperor came to my Fengyi Palace. If
something goes wrong, there must be a demon! The dog emperor and
I have finished a cup of tea, but he still doesn’t say a word.
Adhering to the principle of “the enemy does not move, I do not move,” I originally wanted to sit with the scum dog emperor to the end of the world, but unfortunately my bladder, it told me no!
“Your Majesty, you continue to sit, and I will pay tribute to you.” I said and left in a hurry with Ruyu.
Perhaps it was because I was so enchanted by the sight of my back when I left that Ruyu reminded me in a low voice:
“Empress, please run slowly. Your Majesty is watching you.”
“Oh, then slow down. I can’t wait.” I said anxiously.
When I finished my life and returned to the main hall with ease, the sitting posture of the slag dog emperor was still standard, and even his hair had not been touched. Compared
with such a person, I admit that I lost!
“If Your Majesty wants to say anything, just say it. I’m afraid I’ll get hemorrhoids if I sit for a long time.” I said calmly. I don’t know if the
emperor has hemorrhoids.
But I know that if I follow this trend, I will have it.
For the sake of my health, I continued,
“Did my concubine’s father make any unreasonable request to Your Majesty in private?”? Your Majesty, if you speak out, I will make decisions for you.
“Absurd! What I discuss with the prime minister are matters of state. How can I speak to the empress?” The emperor said angrily, and then he glanced at me coldly, and his face seemed to be full of the meaning of “how can you be so uninteresting?”.
Oh, forget it, this is a big chat.
Anyway, I’ve asked all the questions I need to ask, and if the emperor doesn’t say anything, I have no choice but to say,
“Ruyu, bring the candied fruit made Imperial Kitchen and the cake with a new flavor.” When I had finished ordering Ruyu, out of the corner of my eye I saw the emperor’s cold face and couldn’t help adding, “Eat more sweets and you’ll be in a good mood.”
Blood sugar will also increase.
I added in my heart that when I saw the colder face of the slag dog emperor, I was too lazy to stick it with a hot face.
Ruyu respectfully put the plate on the table, I see the slag dog emperor has no appetite, reach out and move the plate in front of him. The
emperor glanced up at me. I looked over calmly and said, “Your Majesty won’t eat it anyway.” The slag dog emperor, who
was about to reach out, silently withdrew his hand.
See me, really relieved! After
about one stick of incense, I propped my head up and felt drowsy. Suddenly I heard a noise from the emperor. I hurriedly said,
“I’ll see you off.” The emperor, who
was just tidying up his sleeves, looked at me in silence. I don’t know where his anger came from. He said in a strange way,
“The empress is really very presumptuous. I’m afraid I’ve known for a long time that all the ministers are looking forward to the empress giving birth to a legitimate son to bring peace to the country.”
On this matter, has the emperor sat here with me for so long? “Oh, say so.” I stood up and straightened the wrinkles on my sleeve. “I will help you solve this problem. Please don’t worry, and don’t come here to sit quietly. It’s easy to get hemorrhoids.”
Even if the scum dog emperor covered up in time, I could clearly see the shock in his eyes.
Even if the emperor left the Fengyi Palace without saying a word, I knew he was waiting for me to solve it.
It is such a scum, such a dog, so righteous.
It’s just about the legitimate son. Since I can’t solve the legitimate son, I can only solve the person who raised this problem-my father.
I found an excuse to summon my father to the Fengyi Palace.
“Father, my daughter hasn’t seen you for a long time.” I said softly. Although
the Su family gave the emperor a headache, they always abided by the duties of their courtiers.
To say that the only excessive request is to marry his own daughter to the emperor, who let the original owner like the slag dog emperor to be unable to extricate himself.
Then the original owner made heaven and earth in the harem, and the old father could only plead with tears in his eyes.
Only then did the original owner have the capital to be “spoiled” in the eyes of outsiders. Su Huai, the prime minister of the Su
family, became famous when he was young. He had the arrogance of a noble son, the fastidiousness of a scholar, the integrity of a courtier, and the kindness of a father.
In short, if you are thirty years younger, there will definitely be countless women crying to marry.
Su Huai sat up straight and obedient, so I didn’t know what to say for a moment. I could only say tentatively, “Father let me..” Before I had finished
speaking, I saw Su Huai frowning. “As an empress, the empress should pay attention to words and deeds.”
“In order to let the palace give birth to a legitimate son, the father joined the courtiers to put pressure on Your Majesty.” I asked.
“It is the duty of the empress to serve the royal family and to have children. The empress is the head of the harem. There is no reason why concubines often have children without a direct line of descent. It is really inappropriate.” Su Huai said slowly, his eyes always falling on the ground, always keeping humble.
The empress not only managed the harem for the emperor, but also had children with him. I understand this truth.
But I really can’t accept having a baby with a man I don’t love. How can
I tell my father in a roundabout way that it is impossible to have a legitimate son in this life. It’s not just because I’m the queen that
my father would advise the emperor like this. Even if someone else was sitting in the queen’s seat, my father would suggest the same.
One side is admonishing loyal ministers, the other side is giving birth to a child with a man I don’t love, how to reconcile?
“I’ve heard some curious stories recently, and I just think there’s some truth in them.” I started the conversation, and Su Huai made a gesture of listening.
So I told Su Huai about all the historical cases of “consorts taking power.”.
I didn’t say it explicitly, but I’m as smart as Su Huai should be able to understand.
As expected, Su Huai sat upright with a dignified look, and it was obvious that his mind was already full of twists and turns. After hearing these stories,
I couldn’t come to my senses for a long time, and I was in a constant state of anxiety. If those women in high positions of power had figured out the key to this, wouldn’t it have led to the massacre of the whole family? I said in a low voice, “No matter which prince finally gets that position, this palace will be respectfully regarded as the queen mother.”. If this palace has a legitimate son, even if this palace doesn’t want to fight, others won’t believe it.
Su Huai was shocked and hurriedly saluted me.
From then on, the slag dog emperor never bothered me with this matter again.
When I thought I could retire safely, the queen mother brought me a surprise.
When an elder’s love for the younger generation reaches a peak, she will care about,
“Where do you work?”? When to get married? When are you going to have a baby?
Even if my soul goes back to ancient times and I become a noble empress, I still can’t escape the “special care” of the empress Dowager and the imperial concubines.
Under their unified control, the general manager of the Ministry of Internal Affairs rushed to the Fengyi Hall and cried in front of me. The
emperor’s concubines were all “on strike,” and the reason was quite uniform, all because they were not feeling well. After staying in the Imperial Study for five days, the
emperor stepped into my Fengyi Palace. His face was gloomy, as if he had not gone out for several days.
Who am I Have you ever meditated? I’m just afraid of hemorrhoids.
“Your Majesty is here. If you have anything to say, just say it.” I came straight to the point.
“The empress takes good care of the harem.” The emperor said slowly, but the word “good” had a profound meaning.
“Your Majesty has given me false praise, but I don’t deserve it.” I said with a smile. Naturally,
I could hear the voiceover, and the concubines who had to go to bed and said, “I’m not feeling well,” could come happily to do morning exercises the next day. The operation is too 6, and you can know what they are thinking with your feet.
“I thought that after the empress had persuaded the prime minister, she would behave herself, but I never thought that even the concubines in the harem would be bribed by the empress, and all of them hoped that the empress would give birth to a legitimate son.” The emperor is full of sarcasm.
As if I had forced him to give birth to a legitimate son!
No one has ever asked me if I want to have a baby with the scum dog emperor! The Lord of the
world is right in front of me. Can I fight against him? The fact tells me that I can’t. I can only say euphemistically,
“Your Majesty really loves my concubines too much. My sisters are just not feeling well. In the future, my concubines will urge the imperial doctors to be diligent in taking the pulse for my sisters.”
The slag dog emperor frowned at me, as if waiting for me to continue.
If so, I won’t stand on ceremony!
“I am also well aware of your Majesty’s deep love for me.” When I caught a glimpse of the emperor who was obviously choking, I was filled with joy. Giving birth to a child is undoubtedly a trip to the gate of death. As the belly grows up day by day, the stretch marks become more and more obvious, accompanied by vomiting, sleeplessness and other symptoms. After giving birth to a child, there may be postpartum depression. The danger index is too high. Your Majesty doesn’t want me to experience it. Naturally, it’s good for me.
“Nonsense! I’ve never heard of these strange symptoms.” The emperor scolded discontentedly.
I sniff at this, they all try to show the emperor their most beautiful state, how can they show these negative emotions and influences to the emperor?
I seem to be a noble queen, but I’m just the ultimate worker. Similarly, I have to be careful to look at the emperor’s eyes. If I am not careful and really break up, a sentence of “beheading Meridian Gate” can make me completely cool.
For this kind of scum dog emperor who always takes the initiative to chat with me, I can only restart the topic.
“There is a secret to my concubines’ ability to help Your Majesty take care of the harem.” I whispered four words in a mysterious voice, “No desire, no strength.”
I don’t have any love for the scum dog emperor, nor will I be jealous and lose myself because he spoils this and that. I don’t care about
the ethereal emperor’s favor.
The slag dog emperor, the queen mother as the boss to hold, respect, both sides to give some face can muddle along the life of the harem, is not sad. The
emperor looked at me and sighed faintly, as if disappointed and nostalgic:
“The queen has changed a lot.”
“I prefer to hear Your Majesty say that I have grown up.” I laughed and said, “Because when you grow up, you won’t pursue anything that is not there.”. What do you say, Your Majesty?
“Without desire, you will be strong.” The emperor murmured, and when he got up to leave, he said something like a warning to me, “I hope the queen will do what she says.”
The slag dog emperor thought he was a fragrant baboon in the eyes of others, but in my eyes, he was not as attractive as the candied fruit on the plate. In the 25th year
of Tianyou, Emperor Dog died with the posthumous title of Emperor Xian of the Ming Dynasty.
The empress Dowager was so sad that she cried and fainted at the bedside of Emperor Xian of the Ming Dynasty. She died the next day.
Three days later, the crown prince succeeded to the throne and changed the name of the country to Qi, which was called the first year of Chengqi.
I, Su Bingbing, was honorably promoted to queen mother.
But this year, I am only thirty years old!
As for Lin Fei, the mother of the new emperor, she died of illness as early as the year before the new emperor ascended the throne. The old sisters who
played well were unlucky, leaving me, the queen mother, to live a retired life in the big harem, which was really boring. When the empress of the
new emperor came to visit me, I did not hesitate to give her the phoenix seal, leaving a letter under the desk, and smoothly left the palace with the gold medal given to me by the new emperor.
I am only thirty years old, the palace, the harem can not bind me for a lifetime!
Now I sit in the position of the queen mother, whether it is noble status or filial piety, no one can stop me from leaving the palace.
Yo, I’m coming outside the palace!
