My ghost girlfriend told me that ghosts can’t hurt people directly. Ghosts strike walls is already the highest form. But what affects the human mind and frightens him to madness is indeed a good play by the devil.
When I was a kid, a fortune teller said I was born with a sun and an eye. I didn’t believe it. But on my eighteenth birthday, I blew out a candle and actually saw a ghost.
She’s 17 years old and under, with her back in front of me, with long eyelashes.
She said, “Can you see me?”
And I said, ‘My father is a monk, and leave with knowledge.’
She said, “Your dad’s a foreman. He’ll be back three weeks a year.” Your mom remarried.
I said, “Bold demon!” Amida Buddha’s evil spirit has broken away Avada Sosa!
She said, “Huh.
I was a little embarrassed and laughed. Then get up and run outside.
But as soon as I got out, I found myself sitting in a chair.
The young girl is still with me, white, translucent.
I’m clapping my hands up: That’s a hell of a punch!
She said, “Chicken.”
I said, “Come on, how much is it? I can still burn hundreds of billions.”
She shakes her head, laughs, has pear vortex.
“It’s too much. I’m sorry.
Then she shook her head and said: “I will marry you, Liu Xiaochun.”
01
A young girl named Miwa died at the age of 17 and was not yet an adult. But after all, there’s not much to care about the legal age of the sun.
I said, “So you won’t kill me?”
She said, “No, why kill your husband?”
I said, “Marriage is a grave.”
She said, “You know more about graves than I do?
I said, “I’ll burn your money?”
She said, “You despise the group of ghosts.”
And I said, “I’m just handsome?”
She groaned and said, “This town is a city that has its own eyes open, except for you.
And We said: verily I am better-looking than it.
She said, “You did not choose you because you are a man.”
I said, “A reasonable one, but I will not marry.”
To be honest, I wouldn’t have married any bride price if she were alive. But why should I marry a ghost?
She said, “You’ve become such a bird in your life, and you’ve chosen one by one.”
She’s right, I’ve had a bad time since my parents got divorced, like six grades that didn’t add up to 200, like being bullied every month by the boss of the class, like graduating from college, and still afraid to tell Yeon.
But it’s not my fault if I’m good, doesn’t it mean my parents are right to divorce?
They’ll say, “Boy, we’re divorced, it’s all for you.”
Cheap them both.
I’m just lying dead, playing games, asking for money every month.
I’m so happy when I think of the two of them on the phone.
I looked out of the window, like a philosopher, and said, “Isn’t life a bird a life?”
Yau: Stop talking nonsense, will you marry?
I do not marry.
She stood up and said, “Okay, if I can’t talk, let my horses talk.”
I’m: Horse?
A little lift, three high-fives, and all of a sudden the house was filled with ghosts.
There’s not a few of them, they’re not full, they’re knifed, they’re bleeding, they’re half-headed…
“Look at you, look at you!” I was on my knees, struggling to get up.
“Assist not to marry?”
“Dear, can you see the Western wedding? I’m sorry.
02
The priest was hanged, his tongue was half a foot long and he was spitting on his vows.
Father: Will Lee rise up to be his wife? Hey, bite your tongue…
This is my first marriage in my life.
This is bullshit.
So why marry me?
The answer is: married, you can go shopping in broad daylight.
She said that, although ghosts were limited in the sun, she was not afraid of the sun when she married a mortal, as long as she remained within the body.
I waved my arms and wanted to feel the positive.
She said, “You can’t touch it, you can smell it, you can smell it, you can smell it, you can smell it.”
We said: I bathe every day.
She said, “There is a little, or how will the vampires find you from dozens of miles away?”
I said, “Do we have vampires in this set?”
She shook her head and said, “I’ll give you an example. Vampires and we are not a system.
04
After I, Liu Xiaojin, brought ghosts to school every day.
But I’m the only one who can see her.
Until the 27th session of the school term.
At noon, in the cafeteria, he poured Coke into my fried rice and made me eat it.
And I said: Brother Ken, you are new, can you give me a break?
Q: You have two minutes.
At this point, Xiaomei was standing behind Qianjin, but Qianjin couldn’t see her.
She’s stupid when she pours coke into her fried rice.
You really ate it?
We said, ‘Doesn’t it taste bad?’
Q: It’s definitely not bad.
Mio: Do you want more faces?
I said, “The Black Belt of Fung Kung Fu, I want to die.”
Hen: Who are you talking to?
We said: “The ghost behind you.”
Qianjin, put your hands on my face. Then he turned his head, walked a few steps away and shivered.
Mio: You put me in, I beat him.
I said, forget it.
It’s the way of the sun.
Miyuki: Come on!
I said, “It’s okay to have a body, but I’ve got coke on my face, like someone spits on my face.”
Little distance looks at me with contempt, and finally it’s over.
But in the afternoon, he found a chance to avenge himself.
When she was playing basketball, she said she was ticklish and forced me to put her on.
It’s like a cold wind in the sky, and after an inspiration, all your senses are still there, but the whole body is out of control.
But fortunately, Mio is very good at this.
Throughout the physical education session, she broke Fian twice, covered him with four hats and dropped six three points in front of him.
The gym teacher said, “You’re a real bitch.
Qian Jian: Let’s have a little sissy.
And Mio manipulated me back to the middle finger: can you beat a pussy?
05
After school, I was stuck in the toilet.
I bowed to him: Ken, today’s affair was too much for my wife, not here with you.
Zhang Jian: My wife?
I said, “Yes, ghost, stand behind you at noon.”
It’s after 9 p.m. and the lights are dark and cold in the toilet.
Q: Boy, are you kidding me?
He quickly turned around.
Q: Where’s the ghost? Come out and fight!
A little distance: Okay.
Then he saw him in the mirror.
He cried.
Kneel on the ground and can’t stand up for half a day.
But he’s been playing high for three hours.
The next day, I became Fan Ken’s brother.
06
Fang Jian: Boss, I charged 200 for protection this month.
Fang Jian: Boss, this is a simulator for tomorrow, stolen by the Department.
Zhang Jian: Boss, the kid looks wrong. I already beat you up.
I said, “Kian, don’t do this anymore.”
And he said: “O brother, what shall I do?”
We said, “Read with your ability.”
Fang Jian: Is that right? I’m only second in class, but you’re first.
And I said, “Yes, the protection. Am I good enough for you?”
07
The bottom line is mine, because I can’t let my parents think I’m better.
I can’t get along in every way.
At the exam, he tried to cheat me, but I kept writing the wrong answer.
At night, Mi-chan wanted me to have a good meal, but I insisted on cooking noodles while eating videos with my parents.
In the morning, in order not to make me late, Miyo found some of the most disgusting ghosts to wake me up.
Now I look at the ghost as a voice.
Miyuki: Do you really want to do this forever?
I: Bird life is life.
Mio: What is your addiction?
I: I am committed.
“Yes! Yes! Zhao Yeon-yeon will never catch up! I’m sorry.
08
Jo Yeon-yeon, the only wish I had on my birthday was to catch her.
I said, “Do you know how to read?
Mi-san: Who can’t tell? Today you peeked at her a thousand and forty-three times.
I’m sighs: It’s half as light as before.
I’m telling you, we’re married without you chasing the sun.
I said, “Okay, I won’t be able to catch up without you.”
Mio: You can do it now.
I’m: Why?
She’s haunted, looking all over the city, and you’re the only one who can help her.
09
By the way, Yeon-yeon has been a little strange lately, with a heavy black-eyed, hairy, sleepy school, always running to the school doctor’s office, and sometimes getting angry at me while I was talking to her.
Of course, I always thought she was just here.
We said, ‘What is the matter with me, that I am not hurt?’
A little distance: Different, haunting her, probably a ghost.
10
Mio told me that ghosts can’t hurt people directly. Ghosts strike walls is already the highest form. But what affects the human mind and frightens it into madness is indeed a good play by the devil.
She said that Yeon-yeon must be insomnia all night long and nervous, living in fear every night.
I gnawed my teeth: “Whosoever oppresses me will die.”
Little distance’s stuck.
“What’s wrong? I’m sorry.
“I can’t believe you look like a man sometimes. I’m sorry.
The following days, I dragged him to hear that Yeon-yeon had lived with her grandmother, but she died a month ago.
I’m: Is the devil her grandmother? It’s not appropriate to kill your granddaughter, is it?
Mi: I don’t know, not all ghosts can keep their minds on death row.
I’m like, “There’s a paper-skinner in the neighborhood next door.
Miyuki: Do you want me to die?
So Me and Xiaomei decided to break into Yeon’s house at night, and everything on their own.
He helped me find out that Yeon’s parents would be back by the end of the week, so he could make sure it was just a young, hot-blooded ghost hunt and hero rescue.
He then escaped three classes to teach me how to unlock.
When I broke into the headmaster’s office with a wire, my heart swooped.
The headmaster in there shuts off the computer screen and bites his teeth: You two will never get away with this!
Eleven.
At 2 a.m. that night, I broke into Yeon’s house with Mi.
Facing is a cloud.
I walked in and saw Yeon-yeon standing in the corner of the living room.
She was wearing a sleeping dress, standing in front of a mirror, and her hair was combed.
And behind her, a dozen ghosts.
When I came in, Yeon-yeon and the ghosts turned back and looked at me and Mi.
I’m all over the place. After all, I ran into a ghost in a house.
I: Yeon, it’s… it’s late.
Yeon-yeon: Go, it’s not clean.
The ghosts came to me.
We said, “Moo, bring your horses to fight.”
Little distance: No, they’re not ghosts.
12
I’m sorry.
Yeon-yeon did this to see Grandma again.
It’s a hell of a way to brush your head in the mirror at night. On these days, Zhou Yeon-yeon saw many ghosts through the mirror, but none of them was her grandmother.
I want to see her.
And We: Why should we?
Yeon: Just say one word.
So that’s why you’re not feeling well lately?
Yeon-yeon: Oh, no, I’ve been here lately.
I turned my head and looked at Mio.
Mio: Can you care if I don’t say that? Loser!
I’m sorry, it’s true that all women’s decisions cannot be questioned.
I said: Can you find her grandmother?
Mi: I don’t know, ghosts are usually taken away when they die, and if they’re concerned, they stay on earth for a while. But they should all return to their loved ones.
I looked to Yeon-yeon and looked at her with apologies: my ghost friend said your grandmother didn’t love you.
Yau: You’re a moron! Is that what I mean?
I said, “Why didn’t her grandmother come home to her?
Mi: Maybe she just couldn’t find her way home.
12
When they become ghosts, the mind and mind of the human being slowly deteriorates, and when grandmothers are older, the degradation is more severe. So when she got to a place, she couldn’t go after her “suspension.”
So that night, three of us, a man and a woman and a ghost, searched the town.
At the cinema, Yeon-yeon had seen Jackie’s “The Military General” in New Year’s, when Yeon-yeon was with her girlfriend and fell asleep. When she woke up, she had Grandma’s coat.
Grandma said I’m sorry. I picked someone you don’t like to see, but I knew Jackie.
At the swimming house, Yeon-yeon has a multi-person coupon. Grandma said she had swam the Yangtze when she was young, but when she was in the water, she was afraid to come out of the shallow water, and had to stand in the water and watch Yeon-yeon swim and say “yes.”
Then Yeon asked why you didn’t swim to the shore. Grandma says you think I’m in a hurry.
Zhou Yeon-yeon had to eat ice cream and soda on the side of the road, to swing one afternoon’s swinging Sunyang Park, and to buy an old shop with 15 dolls.
But Grandma’s gone.
Yeon-yeon was swallowing.
Where the hell is she?
I said, “We’re going to the maternity ward, isn’t she…”
I’ll trap you in the toilet with a ghost!
Of course Yeon didn’t hear Yao, but she understood.
Did she go down there already?
Two ghosts were silent.
“Oh, I forgot to tell you, my ghost friend says it’s full and all the ghosts can’t get down. I’m sorry.
“Aah?”
“The birth rate is falling, the number of live births is low, and it has to shake…”
Yeon Yong Lo: Liar
Yeon, I’m not lying to you. Your grandmother must be there.
Yeon-yeon’s eyes are red and noded.
13
What did you just call me?
What did I call you?
Don’t deny it. You call me Yeon!
Liu Xiaochi, your mother never called me far away!
Did I? I didn’t?
You called me Yeon for the first time.
I don’t know.
Wait, what are you saying?
Huh?
For the first time…
You called me Yeon for the first time.
I know I fucking know!
What do you know?
The first time I called Grandma, the first time I called Grandma! It’s the only place we haven’t looked for, because you didn’t remember anything at the time, but it’s more important to your grandmother than anything.
Yeah… how did I forget. She told me several times…
Yeon-yeon’s eyes are shining.
She must have waited for me there on that little boat in the lake.
14
At the end of the night, Yeon-yeon boarded the boat by the lake.
There’s an old ghost sitting on one side. She was wearing a blue-and-white garb, but she was well-dressed and wearing light makeup.
Just keep your head down and your eyes empty.
When Yeon sat across the street, she didn’t react.
Of course Yeon can’t see her.
I said: “If I don’t let her be possessed, don’t be mistaken.”
Yeon-yeon looked back to the two of us: All right, I can feel her.
I’m going to ask you something. Little Faraway put his hand on my mouth.
A little distance: Give her some space.
I went back a few steps and sat under a tree near.
From my point of view, neither Yeon-yeon nor Grandma are moving. Two grandkids, one ghost, sitting on the calm surface.
The wind blows through, the leaves groan, the water is wide and calm, and the moonlight is thin.
Mi: It’s beautiful.
I said: “Are you Yeon or Grandma?”
W: I say time.
Then after a long time the moon passed away, and the morning light passed over the hill, and it was spilled over the lake.
Yeon got off the boat and came to me and Xiaomei.
Yeon: Let’s go.
Yeon-yeon went far ahead.
I looked back and saw the old woman in the flag robe stand up, but she didn’t get off the boat or look at us.
I am a little sad that a ghost like her has obviously lost most of the human mind.
Did Yeon say anything she could hear?
When Yeon left her, she didn’t even look, she didn’t wave her hand…
This is Yeon’s last farewell.
But when I saw Grandma holding her hands slowly in her chest, as if she were praying.
And then, in the warm sun, with the wave light, her body began to fade.
As she was dying, a tear fell from her eyes.
The tears are as bright as humans.
15
You talked to her a lot?
Just say one word.
A word?
The day was not over without talking to her every day.
What is it?
I said Grandma, good night.
16
After school the next day, Mizuma and I will celebrate and have a big meal.
In white, she’s attached to me, making a table I like.
I asked her how you didn’t do what you liked and then I ate it. She said there was no such wonderful feeling after she died.
“So, you’re not leaving until you’re alive. I’m sorry.
I nod my head. I’m sorry.
While still alive… it’s a movie line where both male and female protagonists get AIDS and die, but decide to fall in love and get married. They say you have to do what you want while you’re alive.
I’m: I got it. I’m not in love with Yeon.
Yao-chan blew it up: you’ve got a lot of brains, you’ve done so much to help people.
I said, “Isn’t that a man in danger?”
Ya: Don’t tell me you’re a decent man in a bedside cabinet.
I’m: It has nothing to do with being human. I just don’t want to.
Miu-chan: The love of love? Bastard!
I was just 18 years old, and I’ve never been so abused.
I hit the table.
“Do you say one more word?”
Scum!
“You’re not scum? You’ve been lying to me. I’m sorry.
“Are you sick? I’m sorry.
“You didn’t marry me to go shopping in the middle of the day. I saw a lot of ghosts in the middle of the day! I’m sorry.
She doesn’t talk, staring at me.
“Why did you marry me? Why are you still on earth? Only a devoted ghost can stay on earth! I’m sorry.
She’s still not talking.
Well, then I’ll be straight.
“Sama, I’m your obsession, right? I’m sorry.
The two of us looked into each other’s eyes and were silent.
It’s been long enough for me to make sure she doesn’t want to rebut it.
I got up and left.
To be honest, she agreed. I’m really happy. Happy.
But we’re fighting. If I don’t go now, I can’t stop laughing.
“And remember, Men in Fashion, not Yellow! I’m sorry.
17
But that night, he ran away.
I guess that’s right. She doesn’t need my “positive” to go anywhere.
She stayed with me just because she wanted to stay with me.
But why?
Help me scare the boss in the class, help me chase the girl I like.
Getting married with me.
We just met.
That day after school, I went around the neighborhood and found the paper man.
The middle-aged man’s name was Zhang, in a sackcloth, with a goatee, skinny as a wood, and too much suffering from the leaking machine.
I knew it was not just me and the dog who could see the city.
He said you don’t ask.
I: Have you seen Miwa?
Zhang Zhang: Last night, she flew to my house to cry. I thought it was a ghost who came for revenge.
I: What did she tell you?
Paperman Zhang: She said she liked you for years, but you forgot her name.
18
Her name is Chen Cheong-soo. She’s the girl you liked the first time.
You were stupid, and the way you liked people was to bully her, so she hated you all the time.
Later, a boy liked her, but he was more scientific than you, and he knew how to offer, deliver and write love letters.
However, she did not accept it.
The boy was on fire, speaking bad-heartedly throughout the class, saying that she was ugly, saying that she was impropriety, saying that she was in love with several boys.
Then one day, you tell the boy, “Don’t leave after school.”
That day after school, the boy beat you up.
But Chen’s heart said you looked like you were beaten on her, especially a man.
You two missed your first kiss at the same time.
19
A half of the rice is left in Miwa.
When I got home, I took the dishes out of the fridge, opened fire, and every plate was hot.
When the scent is loose.
I miss her.
“I forgot about all this.” I’m on paper.
“You will not recognize him who goes away.” Yeon would never recognize her grandmother, nor would you recognize her heart. I’m sorry.
“But as you told me, Yao-sama is Chen-sama, and Yao-sama is Chen-sama, and I’ve been saying it so many times.
“As soon as you see her, you’ll forget it again. That’s the rule between ghosts. I’m sorry.
“What a fucking rule! I’m sorry.
“It’s a rule to avoid complacency. People cannot live in it. I’m sorry.
It’s hot. I’ll set up the dishes and sit down and re-eat your food.
She’s good at it.
Tastes like tears.
But yesterday, why didn’t I compliment her?
At this point, I heard someone whispering, “Why eat and cry? I’m sorry.
I laughed, “It’s onions. You added onions. I’m sorry.
“I didn’t add. I’m sorry.
I looked back and wanted to call her by her name, but as the paperman said, I forgot all about her.
“Tama”?
“Hmm? I’m sorry.
I was a little suffocated, “I know we’ve known each other a long time, but I can’t remember anything. I’m sorry.
She was smiling and shaking her head, “It’s okay. We’ll have a long life. I’m sorry.
20
And the next day, I started to get used to being around and not resisting her changes in life.
She’s good at studying and can talk to me every night. I cook, I eat every day. She likes light yellow, she likes to sleep in the rain, she likes basketball, she likes to scare me or fight with me, she likes Jay Zhou and Zhang Kuo-young.
She said Zhou Jerry’s Sunshine was the best time in her heart.
I asked: which one?
She sings Re So So Xi Do Si La, So Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi La Xo
I said, “No fucking words…
She said, “I can’t remember anything else.
It’s been a long time since I’ve noticed.
21
“Man can’t live in a mind … Ghost can’t. The paperman says:
“But I’m Yoyo’s obsession, right? Why else would she stay with me? I’m sorry.
“You look too high on yourself. I’m sorry.
The paperman pulled a cigarette box out of his arms, choked a cigarette out and lit it on a firebasket that had been running for years before his door.
“You can’t stay long. I’m sorry.
“The contract”?
“Marriage with the living is a contract. I’m sorry.
“What’s wrong? I’m sorry.
“She can’t live.” I’m sorry.
I was frightened by his words and I couldn’t say anything.
The paperman smoked and said it was a philosophical question. If you’re alive, and you’re forgetting everything you’ve ever lived, this old man, or you? Or is it worth living?
“So it’s better to stay with someone you love than to live. I’m sorry.
I can’t help but cry, and my heart hurts so bad, “That’s fine. I like her, and I’m fine with her. I’m sorry.
“A lifetime? A year at most. I’m sorry.
The paperman smoked a cigarette, and it lit fire, and in the twilight, he was very sharp,
“The spirits remain on earth, and go against the heavens. In a year, she’ll consume her mind and end up dispersing. I’m sorry.
“And married me, she’s an idiot! I’m sorry.
“Yeah, she’s an idiot. I’m sorry.
The paper man burned out the smoke.
“This old girl, who likes someone, becomes an idiot. I’m sorry.
22
In the days that followed, Mio became increasingly vulnerable. If she can’t go to school with me again, a little bit of light will make her pain unbearable. She was afraid of all the things that ghosts were supposed to be afraid of, like charms, like a door god, like an Amida Buddha.
At the same time, she began to “disorder.”
I came home that day and she was crying, and she was just trying to make dinner for me, but she forgot she had to come in to meet those pots and pots. She said she forgot to be dead when she tried to cook for you.
“For what? Why am I dead? I’m sorry.
I want to hold her.
But I can’t hold her.
I can only be with her, silently.
And then later, she got more and more like a child.
She’ll cry because of the drama on TV, and she’ll laugh because of my silly jokes. She’s starting to understand nothing, always asking.
What color do you like?
What star do you like?
How did we meet?
What will happen to us?
I can’t answer many of her questions…
The only interesting thing is she’s starting to like sleeping. She’s never slept before, but now she wants me to do it before she sleeps.
I’ve told all the little stories I know. She’s not happy. Then we had to sing.
I sing:
The little yellow flower of the story.
Ever since birth.
The swing of childhood.
I’ve been living with my memories until now.
23
Liu Xiaochi, why are you asleep?
“You don’t understand. I’m tired of being beaten. I’m sorry.
The big tree of Pilgrim Park has a swing and Chen’s heart sits on it all the time.
After school that day, I wanted to beat up an enemy, but he beat up.
Chen gave me medicine, halfway up, and she kissed me in the face.
She said to come home later and take you somewhere fun.
She took my hand, and it was soft.
And then we’re here, in the park where no one cares, a broken swing. She wandered there, and I looked on the tree.
In mid-summer that year, she was 15 years old, with the skirts floating, the breeze running, the yellow flowers rising, the most beautiful sight I’ve ever seen in my life.
24
I remember.
When you’ve completely forgotten me.
25
Paperman Zhang said that Misamad was less than seven days away.
She doesn’t remember me anymore.
Like Yeon-yeon’s grandmother at the time, she liked to sit in the corner all day.
I guess she was conscious, so she tried to talk to her more.
Join her to watch Zhang Kuo-young’s film and listen to Zhou Jay’s song.
But she never responded.
Until the evening, when she came to Us, she said, ‘Small, come home later.’
“Aah?”
“Take you to a fun place. I’m sorry.
I couldn’t bear the tears.
I know, it’s her last time.
She walked in front and I followed her behind, and she seemed no longer afraid of the sun, and jumped all the way to the park.
She pointed at it and said, “I want to play with it.”
But she’s already spirited, unable to swing. So she let me sit up and she sat in my arms.
At that moment, I really felt a little warmer in my arms.
We follow the swing, gently swing.
At that point, I saw all those ghosts, all of them, all of them, all of them, all of them, all of them, all of them, all of them, all of them, all of them, half of them, and the big-tongue priest.
They stand around the swing, looking far away, but they do not approach.
They came to say goodbye.
The sun’s leftovers were thickened and slashed down, dyeing all the leaves around the swings. Like a 15-year-old mid-summer, rising yellow flowers.
She said, “I want to marry you.”
And I nodded and said: Me too.
Little laughter, pear vortex.
No more noodles.
No, I’ve learned half your cooking.
No protection fees, no Fong collection.
No way! How can you charge protection fees?
No cheating.
Yes, sir.
Don’t get mad at your parents.
Okay.
Don’t think about me again.
26
I had a dream the other day, and I was 15 years old and I was there. She sat on the swing and sang Zhou Jay.
“So So Xi Do Xi La,
What song is this, no lyrics?
There’s no lyrics, but I like them the most.
Why?
Listen, Xi Xi Xi Xi…
What?
Like when you see someone you like?
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I don’t know.
Keep your eyes on the road.
