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My father wants me to go to the palace instead of my sister.
I pursed my lips and bowed to him.
“Father, ***yourself.”
“Er-hua, what did you say?” His old face was full of confusion. “Yes, my daughter,”
I said with a low, pleasing brow and a supple face.
Then my age changed from 13 to 16, and even the nurse who picked me up was inexplicably
carried into a flat wife, and I became the eldest daughter of the Shen family.
By the way, the name has been changed.
It turned out that because I was nominally the second daughter of the Shen family, the nurse gave me the name
Shen Erhua. My father was worried that since I had become the eldest daughter, it would be difficult for the emperor to ask me why I
was called Erhua instead of Dahua.
“What do you want to change your name to?” He asked me, squeezing out a fatherly and filial smile.
I waved my hand with a look of embarrassment, playing the role of a straw bag who had never been to school since childhood. “Shen Hua-jung.” He patted his head, in fact, this is not as good as Shen Dahua.
“It has the same name as the title of Concubine Rong.” I retorted softly.
“Shen Huayue.” He continued to pat his head.
“The Empress Dowager’s maiden name contains the character for month.”
“Shen Hualin.” He seemed quite satisfied, and this time he patted his head a little harder.
「?」 I glanced up at him. Did
you forget your mother’s surname is Lin?
He probably suddenly remembered, too, and added, “This won’t work.”
The legitimate daughter should be named according to her generation. My sister’s name is Shen Fei-yan. I reminded you.
She’s not your sister.. Oh, you are the eldest daughter. My father put down his hand to pat his head and
rubbed his nose instead. “Do you want to be called Shen Feihua?”
? Why is it still on the line with the word “flower”? The point is that you don’t know anything about it. Do
you wear it?
I had no choice but to whisper a reminder: “During the Spring Festival of the last year that the late emperor was alive, he wrote an order of flying
flowers. I’m afraid it’s not appropriate to use the name of flying flowers.”
My father was silent for a moment and coughed twice. “You don’t read every day, but you know a lot of taboos,” he said with a little displeasure,
probably feeling that he should save face.
I obediently kept silent, but I rolled my eyes in my heart. You read every day but have no cultural knowledge at all. Sooner or later, you will lose your official position.
“What do you want to call it?” He probably didn’t want to think about it.
“Fly the cherry blossoms.”
…… In fact, I want to call Fei Long Zai Tian.
Three days later, I was carried into the palace. There happened to be a newly built courtyard called Yinglan Xuan in the palace. It was not too big and the location was not good. The emperor probably thought it matched my new name, so he gave it to me.
Thanks to my father, otherwise I guess even if my name is “Shen wants to live in Yinglanxuan,” it’s useless.
In a word, I am the second generation of the most powerful officials in the new group of people who entered the palace. There are two people whose father is older than my father. They are Gu Zhichun and Fang Xiyue, but they are both concubines.
…… On the other hand, doesn’t Fang Yuexi’s father know that there is a month in the queen mother’s name? Could it be that she is not a coward because she is a big official? But she is a concubine anyway.
The emperor followed the rules. On the first night after the new couple entered the palace, he went to accompany the queen. The next night, I slept with Gu Zhichun, and then the third day was Fang Xiyue, who slept in a very standard order according to his father’s descending official position.
It was estimated that on the day when it was finally my turn, I seriously dressed myself up beautifully. In the afternoon, a smiling old eunuch came and asked me to have dinner with the emperor.
I have to say, it’s delicious. But I have always been used to chatting with people while eating, but the emperor chewed slowly all the way, without squinting, as if he had written the six words of eating and sleeping on his forehead.
I wanted to say hello to him, so I gave him chopsticks and black fungus.
Black.
I gave him a date.
Jujube.
I gave him a piece of duck.
Duck.
He accepted everything. Not only did he not give me food, but he didn’t even say thank you. After
eating, he wiped his mouth carefully, rinsed his mouth, and then asked someone to wait on me to bathe.
…… In fact, I feel that they are not waiting for me to bathe, but to scrub me and then pickle me with spices.
This procedure makes me feel very puzzled, does the emperor want the woman who sleeps every night to smell the same? After I took a bath, I was wrapped in pajamas and took it out. I poked the familiar smiling eunuch and
asked my questions.
…… I don’t think this eunuch is suitable for living in the court.
He told me very bluntly that I was the only one who had been scrubbed with spices because the emperor
did not like the smell of rosemary balm on my body.
Whoo, that’s the balm I carefully selected. Wrapped in my thin, narrow pajamas,
I took small steps to sit down
opposite the emperor.
“What can you do?” He asked me.
Oh, yes, my maid of honor seems to have mentioned to me that Gu Zhichun played the lute and Fang Xiyue
danced. What will
I.. I can recite two poems for him if I can’t understand everything about
piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.
But if I recite a poem he doesn’t know, will he really think I’m well-read
? In fact, I’m not very good at being a talented woman. I don’t know anything
about the culture of the world. After much deliberation,
I said to him, “My concubine eats a lot of spicy food.”
The emperor was stunned. Are you really 16 years old? I thought you just looked smaller. Why
..
Why is the mind like a baby, right?
“Forget it,” the emperor waved his hand. “What’s your name?”
“Shen Feiying.”
“Not bad.” He nodded, probably because he finally found a point to praise me,
with a happy face.
I thanked him, and the room fell into an awkward silence.
“Your Majesty, you have a good bed curtain.” I looked for a topic, and by the way, I hinted to him that we
should do something right.
“It’s Shu brocade.” He explained like a tour guide taking me around the Palace Museum.
「…… Oh, oh Is
he not good? Or did I not wash off the rosemary smell?
I lifted my arm and sniffed.
Nothing. So it seems.. I took a deep look at him. Really, every family has a skeleton
in the cupboard.
He pointed to my pajamas. “This Mandarin duck is well embroidered.”? He doesn’t think I embroidered it, does he?
I said, “Well, my father-in-law gave me this to wear just now.”
“Oh,” he did not give up. “Will you embroidery?”
What do you mean? You don’t want to sleep with me because I’m not good at anything, do you?
“I won’t.” I looked ashamed, but I was swearing in my heart. I thought that if I escaped from
modern times, I would escape from exam-oriented education. Who knew that in ancient times, even if I was slept by the emperor, I
had to take a cultural exam.
「……」 He looked at me. “You are very special.”
Well, you’re special, too. I muttered in my heart and shrank my
neck like a quail.
He looked at me with pity on his face. “You can’t do anything like this. It’s hard to win favor.”
“Actually, I’m pretty good at math.”
“Oh, can you tell fortunes?”
? I was stunned. I calculated that you were 111 plus 139?
“What about palm reading?” He put his hand in front of me, and if a small booger fell
from my nostril at this time, it would hit the bull’s eye.
Not that.. The art of magic. A number that is a number. “Oh, oh.” Said the emperor. I don’t think he’s heard of the word math, but I’m
embarrassed to say it.
I was about to change the subject, but unexpectedly he didn’t know what was wrong and went on to
say, “The emperor never said that to me. I don’t know.”
…… Yo.
Aunt will let you know it well today.
I grinned grimly in my heart, but my face was gentle and charming.
“If the emperor is curious, I’ll make a fool of myself.”
He nodded with a hint of curiosity in his eyes.
“Does the emperor know the score?”
He shook his head. “I’ve heard of it, but the emperor didn’t teach it.”
Yes, the emperor should not need to learn this. On a
nearby plate were four delicate little pineapple cakes. I picked up one, broke it in
half and put it back. I pointed to one half: “If one pineapple cake is taken as one,
this is one half.”
“Oh.” He seems to understand very quickly.
“If you think of a plate of pineapple cake as one, this is one eighth.” “Mmm.”
Unit one is the most important concept in fractions. Without unit one, fractions cannot be concrete
. Every time you want to use fractions to solve a problem in the future, ask yourself
, “I smiled mysteriously,” Is there a 1? ”
“Oh, oh.” He listened with a serious face.
“Half of a pineapple cake is 1 & # x2F; 2, half of the half is 1 & # x2F; 4, and
half of the half is 1 & # x2F; 8..” I broke off the pineapple cake and licked the crumbs on my hands from time to time.
A strange light flashed from the corner of my eye. “Your Majesty, please guess. 1 & # x2F; 2 + 1 & # x2F; 4 + 1 & # x2F; 8
is added backwards. Is the size of this answer limited?”
He blinked his eyes.
……
In short, when the emperor began to ponder over the sum of geometric series, it was already past the third
watch. I was so sleepy that I lay on the table and didn’t dare to sleep.
“Get some sleep.” He pointed to the bed.
I yawned and said politely, “No, no. It’s not good to sleep alone for the first time
.”
“Well,” he said, “that’s right.”
……?
“Isn’t the emperor sleepy?”
He shook his head and continued to ponder over the sum of the series of numbers. “Sometimes I have to make a later comment.”
“Oh, a wise king through the ages.” I yawned again and lay on the table in a daze. When he opened his eyes
again, the paper in front of the emperor was already covered with dense small characters.
“Hmm?” I rubbed my eyes and asked, “That’s a lot. What is this?” Without raising his head,
he said blandly, “Use the sine and cosine series expansions to estimate the value of pi.” My
eyes were black, my scalp tingled, and I blurted out a sentence.
…… And then I woke up. The emperor in
front of me looked at me with a confused face, and in front of me was a few numbers written down with his fingers dipped in water. His finger was still in the tea and his eyes were staring at me.
“What did you say?”
“Lie..” The nest, that is, er, I think this table is a little hard to sleep on, like a bird sleeping on an egg in a bird’s nest.
“Oh.”
“Your Majesty, let’s go to sleep.” I have a look of bitterness. Probably in order to prevent the emperor from indulging in pleasure and sleeping during the day without changing the memorial, there was no place in his shabby room to sleep comfortably except on the bed, especially the desk. I thought I could use math to turn his desire for knowledge into a desire for survival, but I never
thought this guy had no need for sleep at all.
“You go to bed. It’s all right.” He advised me.
I learned to be clever this time. After thanking him, I ran to sit on the bed without hesitation and
fell asleep. I was stunned when I
passed by him.
He has written out the summation formula?
…… I’m so angry. I won’t laugh at him even if he can’t do it. Why don’t you want to sleep with me
? Whoo, piss off, piss off! Grievously,
I raised my arm and sniffed.
There’s no rosemary.
…… When
I woke up in the early morning, I found myself lying in the arms of the emperor. The candle was still
burning, the bed curtain of Shu brocade was drawn, and there was a rustling sound of footsteps outside.
“Your Majesty, Your Majesty?” It was the soft voice of the old eunuch.
I stretched in the emperor’s arms. He opened his eyes, turned around and pushed aside the bed
curtain. It was quiet outside, and the sound of fighting came from far away. I peeped
into the gap of the curtain, and the old eunuch began to light the candles one by one.
Does the emperor want to sleep with someone else? I tilted my head and pulled his sleeve.
“Are you going to find someone else?”
He was stunned, then chuckled, “Morning.” Then he loosened his hold on me
and sat up. Outside,
a little maid called softly, “Your Majesty, the empress?”
“Now that you are awake, get up.” He whispered to me, rubbing my
face affectionately.
I sat up with a willing face and straightened the skirt of my pajamas. The little maid
outside opened the curtain of the bed and lowered her head without looking at us. Passed a little while,
come in again a group of people, the head two look familiar, should be the clear frost in my palace and
startled sparrow.
Qingshuang held my clothes in her hands and silently retreated to one side. The startled magpie came forward and
handed me the emperor’s bright yellow dragon robe in his hand.
I took it in a daze and held it out to the emperor again. He did not reach for it and looked at me with a
puzzled face.
I also looked at him with a puzzled face, holding a stack of neatly folded clothes in my hand.
? Do you want me to dress him? I can’t duck. My own clothes are all worn by servant girls, and I have never observed how that piece of cloth should be wrapped around people.
He kept his countenance.
I vomited. The aunt in the palace was busy teaching me how to be slept by the emperor when I was sleeping. She didn’t teach me how to dress him. Why, in their eyes, is the emperor naked to go to the morning court?
I looked at the emperor, and he looked at me. He had a sentence written in his affectionate
eyes: “You really can’t do anything. Laugh to death.”
No, I can’t be looked down upon. His little emperor was able to deduce the summation formula of geometric series overnight, and I, Shen Feiying, spent half an hour figuring out how to wear a dragon robe, which was not a problem.
I waved to my father-in-law next to me, “You come.”
He came over obediently, and I put the hat on the top of my clothes into his hand. “Hold it for me first.”
“Oh, oh, oh!” He was frightened out of his wits and made a gesture to kneel. “I can’t do it.”
? I looked down at the hat in my hand.
The emperor leisurely opened his mouth and said, “Put it on the table, or let Li Te-chuan take it for you.”
I looked back, and the old eunuch who told me my rosemary didn’t smell good smiled at me.
…… Is he so advanced?
Under the guidance of Li Dequan, after a messy operation, I finally put on my clothes on the emperor. It has to be said that this dragon robe is quite imposing, and his size looks at least twice as big as before.
“You learn fast.” He commented pertinently, rolling up his sleeve, probably checking to see if I had shoved his arm into the hole in his head.
I obediently thanked him and watched him go to court, and most of the palace people in the temple followed him.
I breathed a sigh of relief and looked back to see a snow-white veil on the bed with a little blood on it.
? I almost fainted in place. No, although my father changed me to sixteen years old, this baby is actually a 13-year-old child. Your Majesty, you are not a man.
No, no, no, no. What did I do last night?
It’s nothing. How can I learn a math problem?
Could it be. I didn’t wake up? Is it really Flammulina velutipes?
Silly for a moment, I turned around and waved to Qingshuang. “Come on, come on,” I urged, “dress me.” Clear frost is also clever, pretending not to see the panic on my face, gently dressed me
, but also helped me wash my face.
“Well, I still have to comb my hair. Is there a place to comb your hair here, Your Majesty?” I
looked around.
“Back to the Empress, no.” Said the little eunuch who had not helped me with my hat.
? Is the
design so unreasonable?
I had no choice but to say to Qingshuang, “Then you can help me do it.”
Fortunately, Qingshuang’s hands were full of flowers, and she quickly gave me a hairstyle that I couldn’t name but looked
good.
I gave a thumbs-up in my heart, clear frost, forever drop God.
“Are we going to find the empress?” I asked.
Qingshuang replied, “The empress probably hasn’t gotten up yet.”
…… I’m too busy to remember. It’s only four o’clock.
I happily took my little followers back to Yinglanxuan. I’m
really not happy here. Originally thought in the palace has been very stuffy panic, did not expect to the emperor
‘s territory I found that back to the cherry Lanxuan is like going home. There were only a few lanterns hanging on the way back to the palace. Fortunately, the road was well built, otherwise
I would have to step into the pit.
“Why is there no light here?” I asked the startled magpie.
“People don’t usually leave the harem at this time of year.”
Am I not human?
“Isn’t there a concubine who sleeps with you?”
The startled magpie said with a smile, “The empress who goes to bed usually goes home in the first half of the night. The emperor keeps you until morning
because he likes you.”
…… Don’t mention it.
No wonder there’s no place to comb your hair. But then why did he ask me to dress him?
It sounds like it’s not a routine procedure to let the concubine wear clothes.
“Let’s do something.” Back in the palace, I took off my shoes comfortably and sat on the
soft couch to shake my feet.
“The master can sleep for a while.” Qingshuang said.
“No, no.” I waved my hand. “I’m not sleepy.”
Well, I don’t know when the next time the emperor asks me to sleep, should I prepare a
lesson?
By the way, I haven’t met the empress yet. “Is the empress easy to get along with?” I asked.
Qingshuang and Jing Que fell into a brief silence. After a while, Qingshuang said,
“The empress has a good heart.”
…… Oh, that’s not easy to get along with.
The startled magpie glared at Qingshuang and comforted me, saying, “Don’t worry, master. The empress is just
a little arrogant. She doesn’t criticize the concubines too much on weekdays, so she doesn’t have to be calm at dawn and dusk.”.
It’s just that the master stayed in the Hall of Blessing last night, and it’s inevitable that the Empress will ask a few more questions.
…… I want to ask more questions. Whoo.
Anyway, reluctantly, I went to Fengqi Palace to pay my respects to the queen.
“Are you Shen Chieh-yu?” She leaned back lazily in her chair and looked down at me.
“Yes.” I knelt upright with a supple face.
“Oh..” She did not let me get up, but took a sip of tea.
I was silent, kneeling on the ground and thinking about the veil stained with blood.
What’s going on.
“I’ve heard that the emperor has given you a place to live in Sakura Hall?” “Yes,”
I said with a smile. “It’s a clever name. It’s so cheap that I let my concubine pick
it up.” “But this palace feels that the emperor seems to think that Ying Lanxuan is not worthy of Shen Jieyu.” She
lowered her face and said, “Let you stay in the Hehuan Hall, but I’m worried that Ying Lanxuan won’t be able to
accommodate you.”
“The emperor never keeps a concubine.” I took the pot to myself for fear that the empress would be jealous.
“It was a little late to speak, but the concubine didn’t know the rules.”
The queen looked a little pale and said coldly, “Are you speaking a little late?”? Ku Chieh-yu played
the lute with the emperor, and Fang Mei-mei danced. You only said a few words?
“I have no talent and no virtue, so I can only make a few jokes for the emperor to relieve his boredom.” I smile with crazy
modesty.
The queen didn’t leave me alone. “What did you say?”
She demanded. “I’d like to hear it.”
I took a deep look at her and sighed softly. You forced me to do this.
I knelt on the ground and looked at her with a hint of emotion.
If she knew me, she would know that kind of emotion is called intolerance. “Empress,”
I said
, “you know.. Are chickens and rabbits in the same cage?
……
Half an hour later, I was driven out of Fengqi Palace by the queen on the grounds of headache.
I sighed.
That is to say, this is the normal human reaction, why last night the emperor listened more and more happy?
Back in the palace, I received the imperial edict, the emperor said in the imperial edict that I Yuxue lovely, ice and snow smart, give the title Ming.
I received the order to thank you, more than a title does not allow me to get a few more silver a month, but it sounds good. It was the old eunuch who said my rosemary smelled bad who
came to deliver the decree. I remember his name was Li Dequan? He said to me that the emperor invited me to have breakfast. For the first time in my
life, I was so tired that I felt like I had finished the whole day before breakfast. The process of
eating was uneventful, and the emperor did not speak as usual. I wanted to give him a piece of yam, but I was afraid that he would misunderstand my hint that he could not, so I silently gave up the idea.
He put down his chopsticks, rinsed and wiped his mouth, and said to me, “I’m going to check the folding.”
“My concubine went back first.” I will leave cleverly. After
returning to the palace, I received a gift from the queen. She also specifically asked the little eunuch who came to give gifts to tell me that there was no need to go to thank me.
I sighed, is it so terrible that chickens and rabbits are in the same cage?
Speaking of it, the queen really had all kinds of strange things and gave me a pure jade abacus.
Too bad I don’t know how to use it.
For more than half a month, the emperor did not call me to bed again, but asked me to have breakfast several times.
I looked in the mirror and was puzzled. Did I look very good?
The emperor never talks when he eats. He leaves after eating and doesn’t chat with me. I feel more like a piece of cutlery on his breakfast table than a concubine.
Li Dequan told me with a smile that the emperor always did not like to have others around him when he ate. He was special to me because he liked me.
I stuffed some silver into his hand and asked him to say more good things about me in front of the emperor. Gu Zhichun and Gu Jieyu were favored in
this half month, and the number of times she went to bed was almost the same as the number of times I accompanied the emperor to breakfast. When I think of her, I sigh. She is called a concubine. Compared with her, I am really a tool for eating.
However, thanks to the hatred of Gu Jieyu, the concubines in the palace soon forgot that I had stayed in the Hehuan Palace for the first time, and that I had no intention of accompanying the emperor to breakfast every day.
The only one who noticed me was Gu Zhichun.
On a sunny morning, Li Dequan came to take me to have breakfast with the emperor again. On the way, Gu Zhichun suddenly came out.
She saluted me and said with a smile, “No wonder the emperor likes to have breakfast with his sister. When I saw her today, she was really delicious.”
“Chieh-yu has made a mistake.” I was modest for a moment. “I want to invite my sister to my palace for breakfast,”
she said with a smile.
? Robbing people with the emperor. No, grab the cutlery?
Li Dequan is still here. Sister, you are really good.
She glanced at Li Te-chuan and chuckled. “That’s not a good time,” she said. Li Te-chuan, who
is tactful and sweet, smiles as usual: “No, this is just a coincidence.”
“I think it’s a coincidence, too.” Gu Zhichun eyes flashed slightly, my heart moved, as if, where is wrong.
…… A
quarter of an hour later, besides me, there was Gu Zhichun sitting at the emperor’s table with exquisite makeup and jade sideburns and red clothes.
I smiled awkwardly at the emperor, but fortunately he did not mean to be unhappy and calmly let people add a pair of bowls and chopsticks.
“Back to the emperor,” whispered the little maid behind him. “The only set of bowls and dishes in the Hehuan Hall in the shape of concubines is the one used by Ming Jieyu.” The corners of my mouth immediately flew up to the sky and stood shoulder to shoulder with the sun.
She’s farting, and I brought an extra set of soup yesterday. She absolutely did not dare to put this fart privately
, so it must be the emperor’s instruction to put it.
Sure enough, the emperor did not expose her lies, but gave a faint hum. “This bowl is for my sister,”
I said, “I’ll use the plate.”
She nodded and thanked me with a smile.
“Hmm?” The emperor glanced at me and said lightly, “Don’t you like soup?”
I was stunned for a moment, but Ku Chih-chun reacted quickly and said with a smile, “I don’t like soup,
so I’ll give the bowl to Ming Chieh-yu.”
Although the emperor usually does not like to talk at breakfast, the atmosphere at the dinner table today is
particularly dignified.
Gu Zhichun tried to talk several times, but the emperor ignored her.
I habitually wanted to pick up food for the emperor, but I was worried about causing contradictions on the table, so I had to concentrate on
porridge.
“Why don’t you eat vegetables?” The emperor finished his meal and asked me slowly.
I said, “The porridge is delicious.”
Gu Zhichun’s face was not as beautiful as when he first came, but he smiled with him. The emperor snorted, “You’re not nervous about having dinner with me, but you
‘re nervous when Gu Jieyu is here today.”
I smiled silently and looked embarrassed.
In the heart actually rolled an eye, you are own person, Gu Zhichun, I have not slept
with her.
“I want to see the fold.” He said.
I answered, “Then I will go back.”
“Well,” he waved his hand. “You all go.”
Gu Zhichun seemed reluctant and opened his mouth to say something. So I went out quietly
and had to follow.
“That’s right, Ku Chieh-yu,” the emperor added lightly. “Don’t come again
.”
I was slightly startled, and she stopped beside me. There was a long silence before she answered
, “Yes.”
I looked at her sideways, and her face was white to the naked eye. Out of the gate, she
did not say a word to me, with the palace people left without saying a word.
I thought she might hate me, but she wasn’t afraid.
That night, I heard the magpie say that the emperor had sent Gu Zhichun to bed. I knew in my heart that the
emperor had probably told her in the morning that he intended to make up for it.
Never thought, Gu Zhichun did not know the importance of a small temper, I do not know intentionally or unintentionally, two quarters of an hour late to go. Soon after
she entered the Hehuan Hall, she was driven out by the emperor. It was said that when she came out, her eyes were red and the veil in her hand was pinched out of shape.
Clear frost and startled magpie snicker to tell me, but my heart is always hanging, lying in bed all night, also did not sleep.
I had thought before to let Gu Zhichun eat shriveled, but I did not expect the emperor would say that sentence, let her not come again. Also did not expect Gu Zhichun to go to bed late, he would really be angry.
I tossed and turned wrapped in the quilt and felt cold for no reason.
The next morning, the emperor did not ask me to eat, this kind of thing is not without before, but I am vaguely worried, afraid of the previous morning’s events made him angry. Before
Gu Zhichun was driven out of the Hehuan Hall, it seemed that I had never realized that the emperor was the emperor, and that he would be angry.
No, he doesn’t even need to be angry. A little bit of his displeasure is a disaster for ordinary people.
Gu Zhichun is an ordinary person, and so am I. The
first time I realized such a disparity in status, I suddenly felt a little sour in my heart.
Silently ate a Steamed Small Meat Dumpling in Basket, the first time feel not as good as his delicious there, they have no appetite.
Wanting to divert his attention, he lowered his head and pondered for a while whether he could tell him about probability theory, but he also felt bored. Just as Qingshuang was worrying about the dishes on the
table, she came in and said, “Grandfather Li is here.”
When I looked up, Li Dequan came in with a snack box and brought out a big bowl of porridge, which I suspected was enough to satisfy a postpartum sow.
“The emperor said that since the empress thought the porridge was delicious, she should drink enough.” He said with a smile, “He was afraid that a stranger would bring it to the empress, and he didn’t dare to drink it, so he let the slave come on purpose.”
My nose is sour.
Li Te-chuan smiled and said in a low voice, “The emperor also said that the empress would feel at ease.”
I shriveled my mouth and tried to suppress the soul of my crying bag. I was afraid that I would cry out, so I had to stuff a handful of silver into Li Dequan’s hand to cover it up. After
Li Dequan left, I cried while eating, finished the big bowl of porridge, and ate two more Steamed Small Meat Dumpling in Basket that I had just disliked. After
eating, Qingshuang wiped my mouth and Jingque wiped my tears. While I was still fumbling, news came from outside that Gu Zhichun had lost his manners and was grounded for a month and punished for copying books.
If he hadn’t said something to reassure me, I would probably be very scared now. There
is no such thing, I just hold back the tears began to come out again, he punished Gu Zhichun, unexpectedly in order not to frighten me, let Li Dequan bring words to comfort me in advance.
This is so gentle, sob sob.
This time Gu Zhichun was grounded to copy books. He seemed to have completely lost his temper. He closed the door and did not move at all.
The six palaces lost the target of public criticism, and the spearhead was directed at me for a short time, but I did not go to bed all the time, and still only went to have breakfast with the emperor every three or five times, so their fighting spirit for me was not strong.
I don’t know why the emperor didn’t call me to bed. I know he doesn’t hate me. He didn’t talk much with me, but occasionally asked me a few words after breakfast, whether it was delicious or not, and how I slept last night. Every time
he asked me, my heart would quietly jump for joy, even though I knew he was just asking unintentionally.
Whenever I like him more, his calmness and insipidity will wake me up. So that every trace of my feelings for him seems to grow clearly after careful consideration.
The palace is a strange place. In other words, the emperor is really a strange man. Around him, even love is cool, as if there is no extra temperature. After
autumn, Gu Zhichun’s grounding was relieved. She did not come to trouble me. She quickly returned to the road of competing for favor.
Gu Zhichun practiced the pipa for more than a month. When I almost recited the pipa song backwards, the Mid-Autumn Festival came and the palace banquet was held. I felt strange at first, but when I sat down, I felt dull. It was the first time
I had seen so many high-ranking imperial concubines. Some of them were older than emperor. They were dressed in dignified palace clothes. They were as beautiful as stars. When they drank soup, they didn’t even shake their heads. The
first time I ate, I sat so far away from the emperor that his expression, his dress, and even his voice made me a little strange.
Gu Zhichun came out with the lute in his arms and said he wanted to present a song to the emperor. The
hall suddenly quieted down, and many pairs of eyes with different meanings looked at her. She was calm as usual, and her hands did not shake when she played the first string.
Her eyes passed through countless eyes as if no one was watching, only looking at the emperor.
When Gu Zhichun finished playing, it was Wang Meiren’s Zheng and Su Jieyu’s Qin. Fang Yuexi also danced, but probably because of stage fright, she did not dance well and twisted her foot.
The more I look at it, the more sleepy I am. In a daze, I saw the high-ranking concubines sitting closest to the emperor, still dignified and elegant, motionless.
I had no choice but to pinch my hand under the table. I was secretly looking at the concubine above, and there were many people below who could not even see the concubine above, so they had to look at me.
The empress praised the versatile concubines, and intentionally or unintentionally mentioned a few people, who seemed to be lower ranking concubines. After listening to the empress’s hint, she also performed a few programs on the spot. The level is not as good as before, but the person is not ugly.
The queen was in charge of a lot, and she talked about me, talking about the emperor’s breakfast, probably because she wanted me to perform something. I rubbed my eyes, half awake,
thinking about how to perform the chicken and rabbit in the same cage.
However, as soon as the queen mentioned my name, the emperor casually opened the topic and carelessly relieved me.
I wanted to have a drink with him to express my gratitude, but in order to keep a low profile, I only winked at him happily. I guess he couldn’t see the distance. The
conversation turned to someone else, and I began to feel sleepy again. Perhaps the emperor saw it, so Li Dequan came to me and sent me a dish of super sour prunes. I chewed them and managed to dispel a little sleepiness.
It was not until the middle of the night that the emperor and the empress left the table one after another, and the stone sculpture of the Niubi concubines also got up and left. The crowd left sparsely, but I didn’t stay much. I went back to the palace and fell asleep.
It is reasonable to say that the emperor should accompany the queen on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, but judging from my experience, the emperor should get up in less than hour.
Tut, it looks like I have to go to school the next day but stay up until the wee hours of the morning.
I rubbed my cheeks, which had eaten too many prunes, and felt that the emperor was a little miserable. After sleeping for
about three or four hours, I was pulled out of bed by a magpie, and the emperor asked me to have breakfast. With my eyes
closed, I washed my face, dressed, combed my hair and made up. I walked to the emperor with my eyes closed. When I entered the door, I managed to open my eyes, which were swollen into peaches. I vaguely saw a man in bright yellow clothes and saluted him. “Didn’t sleep well?” The emperor handed me the bowl, so refreshed that I didn’t look like a person who had slept for less than
two hours. Did
he really not go to bed early?
I gave a hum and felt a little hoarse, so I took a sip of soup.
“Isn’t the emperor sleepy?” After I asked, I regretted that he never spoke when he was eating.
To my surprise, he took a spoonful of porridge and replied, “It’s all right.”
I did not dare to speak again, nor did I dare not speak, so I gave him a shrimp dumpling. After
the Mid-Autumn Festival, the third day of September is my seventeenth birthday.
…… Fourteen, actually.
Although the emperor did not call me to bed, I was quite familiar with him. So many little concubines who can’t
see the emperor every day come to send me things.
I happily received a lot, in addition to a luminous pearl sent by the queen, as well as a golden magpie
sent by Gu Zhichun, Fang Xiyue sent me a super-large ginseng. The
Ministry of Internal Affairs sent me two pieces of Shu brocade and hung them into a bed
curtain for me. I don’t know whether the emperor remembered my praise of his beautiful bed curtain or Li Dequan’s careful
arrangement.
I wiped my saliva and touched all kinds of glittering gifts over and over again, especially the Buyao sent by Gu
Zhichun, which was really beautiful. My father was promoted a month ago, and this time he also gave me a beautiful big bracelet.
I felt in the interlayer of the box sent by my father and took out a stack of silver tickets.
Cool.
I put the silver ticket in the pillowcase and hid it. Remembering that the queen didn’t tell me not to thank
her this time, I jumped up and down and took the startled sparrow to Fengqi Palace.
The queen doesn’t have a long memory. I thanked her and she stopped me as soon as I was ready to leave.
“Ming Jieyu has been in the palace for a few months. Have you seen a lot of the emperor?”
I replied cleverly, “Go back to the empress, yes.”
She asked slowly, “You’re seventeen years old, but why don’t you
go to bed except when you first entered the palace?”
Ah, you’ve got me there.
I could only look ashamed and say, “I don’t know.”
With a proud look on her face, she taught me, “You should think more. Don’t accompany the emperor to dinner a few times
and then feel that your favor is secure and you can rest easy.”
?
I have thought about it, and I think the emperor is not good. But of course I didn’t dare to say it, and I
answered. The queen said lazily, “Do you know that Fang Mei-ren is pregnant?”
“I don’t know.”
“Do you know when she was conceived?”
“I don’t know.” I silently act as a repeater.
She stared at him and asked, “I don’t know, I don’t know anything. Do you only know
that the tortoise and the rabbit are in the same cage?”
I opened my mouth and wanted to apologize to her. “Empress..”
“Don’t say, shut up!” She instantly pulled down her face and shouted, “I don’t want to listen to your
stuff.”
……
QAQ…… I’m not going to say..
She coughed twice and said, “Fang Meiren was pregnant when she went to bed for the first time in the palace. Why
didn’t you have that idea?”? What did you do with the emperor the first time you went to bed?
I shrank my neck. Didn’t you ask me that.
“I’m talking about something the empress doesn’t want to hear..”
……
This is the second time that I have been driven out of Fengqi Palace by the empress on the grounds of headache. Back to Yinglanxuan, Li Dequan has been waiting for me for a while. He said, “The emperor called me to accompany him in the Hall of Reunion tonight
, and let me go there after dinner.”.
I asked Li Dequan quietly, is accompanying driving the meaning of sleeping?
He thought about it and said almost.
…… That seems to be a little bit close.
Li Te-chuan’s face was wrinkled with a smile. “Does the empress want to go to bed?”
「…… No, there isn’t.
Sleeping slows down my teaching.
I thought about it for half a month and felt that as an emperor, I should learn polynomial functions
and calculus.
……
When I finished my dinner and flew to the Hall of Acacia in a small sedan chair, the advanced mathematics question bank
in my mind was already hungry and thirsty.
No, to learn functions, you have to learn the coordinate system first, so you have to talk about the number axis, the rational
number field and the real number field.
Speaking of real numbers, I suddenly remembered that the theorems of the completeness of real numbers push each other in pairs. The sea of
learning is endless, the sea of learning is endless.
I pushed open the door of the Hehuan Hall and grinned grimly. Test crazily on the edge of killing nine clans.
The emperor was reading a book, and before I could salute, he raised his hand and told me to get up.
I flew over and shook his arm. No way, although the first second is to teach him math, but all the girls in the world see the person they like is this reaction.
He put the book upside down on the table and patted me on the back of my hand, which meant to make me hold back.
I don’t understand the title of the book. What is the national policy. Yes, the emperor is really a good emperor. Before sleeping with me, he was still studying the strategy of governing the country.
He rubbed his brows as if troubled. I weighed it in my mind and thought that I might lose my head if I mentioned calculus at this time, so I kept silent.
He touched my head and looked at me as if I were looking at my own son. “I think there are so many people in the harem, but you are the only one who is smart.”
“Mm-hmm.” I think so. As the capital of the harem, the empress could not understand that chickens and rabbits were in the same cage. The atmosphere in the palace should be rectified.
He frowned and sighed, “If they can’t talk to me, they’ll talk about their father’s and brother’s official positions.” “Fortunately, my father didn’t let me worry about it,”
I exulted. Very good, not only do not need me to blow the pillow wind with the emperor, but also give me money to spend.
“I heard your father gave you a bracelet for your 14th birthday?”
“Um..” I raised my wrist and was about to show him the bracelet when suddenly I was in a panic and almost blurted out.
“Hmm?” He turned his head and his eyes fell lightly on me.
!
This grandson set me up!
“My concubine is seventeen.” I feel a little guilty.
His voice was still calm. “Did I make a mistake?”
“No, it’s not.” I wanted to cry, but I quickly denied it. “It’s my fault.”
He looked at me with a smile and a leisurely face, apparently having sufficient evidence to kill my nine clans.
“My beloved concubine entered the palace at the age of sixteen, but today she is celebrating her fourteenth birthday. What’s the matter?”
“Well, what’s going on here? I don’t know..” Shivering, I saw that he didn’t seem to be angry, so I dared to talk nonsense:
“maybe I’m Shen Feiying, a little concubine who loves mathematics. When I went to Imperial Garden to play with Jing Que, a little maid of honor who was my childhood sweetheart, I witnessed the trading scene of an alien merchant.”. At that time, I was so busy peeking at the transaction that I ignored the other partner who came from behind.
I was forced to drink poison by that man, and when I woke up, my body had shrunk!
I blinked, and the emperor looked at me with a very confused look.
I pursed my lips and said in a low voice, “Although my body has shrunk, my mind is just as flexible!”
The air briefly fell eerily quiet.
「…… You are deceiving the king. He smiled at me helplessly, and I knew he was not angry, so I took the opportunity to pull his hand.
“You’re just like me.” He pulled me to sit down, his eyes flashing with emotion that I couldn’t see clearly. “Seven years ago, the late emperor was suddenly seriously ill, and the eldest brother rebelled. The third brother was in charge of the imperial guards, but he was indecisive and did not dare to escort them. The eldest brother killed the prince at that time, and the fourth brother blocked the knife for the prince, and he was disabled for life. In one night, half of the emperor’s sons were convicted and half were killed, and I became the crown prince.
I listened with a serious face.
However, I was only eleven years old when the late emperor was seriously ill. If anything happened to the late emperor, the emperor’s uncle would be the regent. Fortunately, my birth mother died early, and I was unremarkable in the palace. So before the death of the late emperor, he made me five years older, so that I could ascend the throne smoothly.
I didn’t know what to say, so I had to say wow. Say, then you are only nineteen years old.
He nodded and said with a smile, “Don’t I look old?”
I shook my head hard, but my heart was sour.
I have always seen him do everything with ease, never thought that he had such a tortuous past, but also a child of nineteen years old.
Really
I held his hand tightly.
It’s a good age to learn calculus.
……
“Only I and the Empress Dowager know about this now, and today you are one more.” He smiled meaningfully. “If there is a fourth person who knows, that’s what you said. I will punish..
I blinked my eyes. After a pause,
he sighed helplessly and said, “I’ll starve you for three days.”
I smiled happily and went to hold his arm again. If I don’t say it, I won’t say it. How can you scare me with fighting and killing!
After hugging me for a while, he probably couldn’t stand it any more. He pushed me and said, “Go take a shower.”
Li Dequan smiled again with a wrinkled face on the side, and a few little eunuchs also had the expression of wanting to smile but not daring to smile. With a cry,
I stood up obediently and reached out to help him brush the sleeve I had held. I’m so
angry. I’m so embarrassed. Whoo. Not knowing if he had relented, he tried to help me save some face and added,
“Come back and hug me again.” The corners of
my worthless mouth immediately flew back to the sky side by side with the sun.
Once raw, twice ripe. I had a great time working with the ladies who bathed me. This time
I didn’t use rosemary balm, and no one used spices to marinate me.
Putting on my familiar pajamas, I ran back and hugged the emperor’s arm.
Looking at the book on his desk, the corners were wrinkled and yellow. I suddenly remembered something.
“How does the emperor know my age?”
“I can see that.” He tugged at my wet hair and was perfunctory when he heard it.
I felt in my heart that this was not credible, and I knew that I could not expose him.
But.
I lowered my head and did not speak. He probably just thought I was frustrated by curiosity, but he didn’t take it to
heart. He just pushed a dish of snacks in front of me.
The last time I came here in the evening, there seemed to be a dish of such snacks on the table, probably
hawthorn or jujube paste cakes, which were small red squares. The emperor doesn’t seem to like it. Anyway
, I haven’t seen him eat it.
I picked up a piece and bit it, sticky and fishy. Let all the emotions in my heart be
swept away, this. Area D! What the
hell is that smell? How did the person who made this pastry live to this day?
I looked at the emperor with a shocked face, and he smiled happily.
“This, what is this..” Holding most of the remaining cake in my hand, my teeth
were full of fishy and sweet taste, and my tongue could not be straightened.
“I don’t like deer blood cake either.” He pointed to the dish and said with understanding, “If you don’t
like it, put it back. It doesn’t matter.”
I quickly put the half-bitten deer blood cake back on the plate, and a little maid of honor
came in quietly and took the deer blood cake out.
Wait
I lowered my head and looked at the color on my fingers, as if it looked familiar?
I.. The first time I went to bed with my concubine, this was on my veil.
He gave a hum.
That.. Was it because the emperor knew the age of his concubines?
He gave another hum.
As if my guess had been confirmed, I suddenly felt a little flustered and wanted to ask
something else, but there was a noise outside. The emperor reacted before me and pulled me away from the window almost subconsciously. Then
Li Te-chuan came in quickly from the outside, without the usual smile on his face, and said, “There are assassins
, a dozen or so.”
I was a little alarmed, but the emperor was very calm.
He took a dark cloak from a shelf on one side, put it on me, and tied a bow for me
.
“You go behind the screen.” He nudged me.
“I’m not leaving!” I used the most cowardly tone to say the most righteous words, “I can still block the knife for you if I stay
!”
He paused, looked down at me with some surprise, and smiled softly.
“I’m not as fragile as you think.”
I didn’t speak, and I looked stubborn. In fact, I knew that if I opened
my mouth, my voice would tremble.
He sighed and said, “If you don’t go, don’t go.”. If you are afraid, cover your eyes
.
He pulled his long loose hair behind him and removed a sword from the shelf.
“Li Te-chuan, open the door.”
…… Half an hour later, I sat trembling on the bed, holding the emperor’s hand, and I was too scared
to cry.
“Why is it so cold that my nose is running out?” He wiped the blood on
his face with a white towel and threw it to me. As soon as
my hand touched the towel, it was like turning on the small crying bag switch, and I immediately buried my face
in the towel and cried loudly. “I thought I was going to die,” he
cried.
He smiled helplessly. “If it were really dangerous, I would have sent you out first. How
could I let you hide behind a screen?”
I continued to cry, “How can you fight so well?”
“I should have been trained to be a general to assist the king.” He explained softly.
Li Dequan came over and said,
“Your Majesty, all the dirty things outside have been cleaned up. Not many people have been alarmed by this. Would you like
to tell the Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager tomorrow morning?” With a hum,
the emperor took a new towel from Li Dequan’s hand and pressed it on my face.
I gasped for a moment, then stared at Li with tears in my eyes and whispered,
“Grandfather Li, you are so awesome.” Just now, this old eunuch with a wrinkled face when he smiles can actually beat five, and my world
view is cracked.
Li Dequan was modest for a moment and smiled again with a wrinkled face. Then he said to the emperor, “Your
Majesty, where does this look like an assassin?”
“I can’t see.” He said.
“Didn’t the people who arranged the assassins know that the emperor and Grandfather Li fought very badly?” I asked with a probe
.
“You should know,” said the emperor, “that’s why you put medicine in the cake.”
“What pastry?” I asked curiously.
“Deer blood cake.”
Oh, deer blood cake.
Uh?
?!! Is
my life in danger again?
“Just now when you were eating it, I noticed that the color of the bite was too dark, so I asked you
to put it back.”
“Will I die?” “I just felt your pulse,” he said. “It’s just that your hands and feet have been sore and weak for a few
hours. It’ll be all right in a minute.”
…… I said I almost couldn’t stand just now, and I thought I was scared.
I immediately threw myself into his arms and said, “My feet are sore. I want to hug them.”
Li Dequan smiled like a chrysanthemum and went out to close the door for us.
“That’s what scares you.” The emperor’s mouth was serious, but his hands hugged
me very honestly. I
didn’t mind that he was covered in blood, so I happily hugged him and changed the subject: “Those assassins may
have been lying in ambush outside at the beginning, and they couldn’t hear what was said inside, but they could see the deer blood cake that had been brought out
for a bite, and then they thought it was the emperor who had eaten it, and they were foolish enough to break in.”
He gave a hum and hugged me for a while. My eyes were
open and I was not sleepy at all. Before I knew it, the sky outside was already
green.
“I’m going to the morning.” He let go of me. “You’re tired. Sleep for a while.”
I answered, and suddenly an idea flashed through my mind.
“Is the emperor not hurt?”
“No.” He turned sideways and didn’t look at me.
“My concubine has touched blood on her hand.”
He turned to look at me, frowning slightly, but his eyes were soft.
“Deceiving the ruler is a felony.” He said softly.
I lowered my head and did not speak.
“My wound is on the side of my waist, and you haven’t touched it.” Sighing, he raised his wide sleeve to reveal a patch of crimson blood on the side of his waist. “Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it.”
I held back my tears and gave a hum.
“That’s right,” he turned his back to me and said as if unintentionally, “I thought before that if I faced an assassin, anyone who stayed by my side and refused to go would be punished.
“But,” he said, with a faint smile in his faint voice as he walked out, “you didn’t want to go, but I looked at you and I was very happy.” A few months passed in a
flat way, and no one seemed to care about the more than ten assassins at that time except me. At first, the emperor mentioned to me that he had found out some clues, but anyway, they didn’t want to kill me, so I didn’t take it to heart.
I had thought that after the assassin, the emperor would give me a reward, or a promotion to calm down, but it didn’t. I thought about it and thought it didn’t matter. The money my father gave me was enough to spend, and the women in the palace wouldn’t come to trouble me because I was spoiled.
The emperor began to occasionally call me to bed, but that is to chat and drink tea to calculate the points. There was a silly little concubine who secretly gossiped behind her back that I was a pet, and was beaten by the queen.
Are you kidding? The queen doesn’t want to deal with me anymore, and she doesn’t want to ask me how I “spoil” myself at night.
Then, the palace suddenly airborne a jade imperial concubine, is the queen mother’s niece, looks also not bad. I was acting like a spoiled child one night and asked the emperor intentionally or unintentionally. He said he liked me better. I didn’t know whether it was true or not. Anyway, I believed it.
The next day, the emperor ordered me to be Zhaorong. At the end of
October, the queen was ill. This disease is common, and I heard that it is just a common cold.
Strangely, I don’t know if the hospital prescribed the wrong medicine, the queen lay on the bed for two days, and called me to serve the disease by name.
Is it still attractive that my chicken and rabbit are in the same cage?
I had no reason to refuse the queen, so I took the big ginseng that Fang Yuexi gave me and went there. As soon as I entered the door, I saw her lying on the bed with loose clothes and soft belts.
I asked Ann, and she gave me a hand in the air and waved the palace man away. I looked up and saw that her face was haggard, but she was not ill.
Malingering? Why are you faking? Attract the attention of the emperor? That. Why am I here?
“Ming Jieyu.” She looked at me in a soft tone. “Sit down.”
I nodded and sat on the edge.
“I have asked you to come, and I want to say a few words to you.” I nodded my head as if I were pecking at rice. “Mm-hmm, please speak, Empress.”
“I haven’t been able to sleep for a long time.” She said.
?
Do you want me to give her the whole chicken and rabbit to work in the same cage?
“Is there something bothering the Empress?” I said with polite concern.
She lowered her eyes and smiled. “I’m going to die.”
I was startled. When
she saw that I did not speak, she sighed and said with a smile, “What are you panicking about?”
I dare not speak like a quail. “Well,”
she said to herself, “it’s better that you don’t say anything like that than that you don
‘t know anything.”
“I can’t share the worries of the empress.” I look ashamed.
“You don’t have to share your worries,” she said. “It’s good that you don’t make trouble for this palace.” “Nothing in this world
has no limits. Splendor and wealth always have a head, and this palace is
open to them.
I laughed and said, “There are not many things that will not change forever, but some things seem to be temporary, but in
fact they are not impossible to continue.” She shook her head and drew a line in the palm of her hand: “You often like to calculate these strange
things, you see, one is one, write to the end, there is no more.” “From zero to one,”
I advised, “the number is innumerable. It’s like a person who has to
die, but the things he experiences are different.
“Oh?”? Why are there countless numbers between zero and one?
? You’re asking for trouble with this focus.
I sighed.
This.. Then we come to the density of the real numbers.
Two hours later.
I finished my fifth cup of tea, smacked my lips and said, “That’s how to prove that an infinite non-recurring
decimal must be irrational.”. We can also find a general way to convert an infinite cyclic decimal into
a fractional form, and we can prove that a number is an irrational number and that it is infinitely
non-cyclic.
The queen rubbed her eyes and sighed,
“Thank you very much. I haven’t had such a good sleep for a long time.”
“That’s what I’m supposed to do.” I smiled gently. I
guess the queen and I don’t think each other is human. Before
the empress recovered from her illness, Yufei began to jump up. For a while, they arranged for a bunch of palace maids to pick the dew on the flower petals in the Imperial Garden. For a while, they cooked a soup for the emperor and made it known to everyone in the palace. They also set up a Begonia Poetry Club. In short, they tried their best to brush the sense of existence, just like Lao Chuan, who sent seven tweets per minute on average. The empress, who had not been summoned to the six palaces for
six years, probably couldn’t bear it any more. She dragged her sick body and asked all the people in the harem to go to her early in the morning to “catch up with the old days.” In fact, it was estimated that she was going to have a head-to-head contest with the Jade Concubine in public. The melon-eating soul in
my body is hungry and thirsty.
After a while, we all kowtowed for a while in the queen’s palace. Red melon seeds, the imperial concubine came late with a colorful mosquito net. The empress, who had been smiling
one second, lowered her face to look at her and said with a sneer, “What a smoky silk dress!”
I showed the expression of a subway grandfather looking at his mobile phone, a mosquito net with a name that can be used to curse people. There is no logic in
the name, and every word in the name has the word “garish” in it. I couldn’t understand it anyway, so I listened carefully for a long time before I could hear the words through the cracks in the words. All the sentences said two words: “Sha Bi!”!
Yu-fei smiled with a sense of superiority on her face: “Does the empress like this smoky silk dress?” “My sister is young and beautiful,” said
the queen coldly. “This smoky silk, green clouds, golden wings, phoenix tail, and butterfly dress makes her look even brighter.”
Yu Fei pretended to be modest and said, “This Yanyun silk gauze Bixia Golden Wings Phoenix Tail Hundred Flowers Crossing Butterfly Skirt is not bright and eye-catching. The empress has a dignified temperament. I think it is also very beautiful to wear this Yanyun silk gauze Bixia Golden Wings Phoenix Tail Hundred Flowers Crossing Butterfly Skirt.”. However, the smoky silk dress my concubine wore was a gift from the emperor, and I’m afraid I can’t use it to please the empress.
……
? No, the red melon seeds in your hand suddenly doesn’t smell good. Who is the first one to compete with you? It is suggested to form a cross talk group to make a debut directly. It is estimated that it will make more money than being an emperor woman. After
talking for a long time, the two of them could not tell the winner from the loser, but neither of them was willing to say a word without the words “smoke, clouds, silk, blue clouds, golden wings, phoenix tails, flowers, and butterfly skirts.”. Yufei came late today, and said so much, I haven’t had breakfast yet, and my stomach is hungry.
But no way, everyone is hungry, in the face of these two Buddhas, I do not want to cause them any attention.
They suddenly quieted down, and I looked back and saw Li Dequan coming in and saluting the queen.
Grass.
No way.
“Empress..” Li Dequan opened his mouth with a smile and looked at me.
I have a sense of foreboding. No, no, no. I hope it’s not what I think. 「…… Your Majesty today..
I looked fearfully at his lustrous lips.
「…… “Please show me..”
Please, ask me to be beaten, ask me to clean toilet, anything, just don’t.
「…… Go to breakfast.
…… It’s cold.
“Let the slave come and borrow someone from the empress.” Li Dequan smiled like the Dark Fairy Xiaoyue
.
I looked at the queen pitifully.
Fortunately, the queen, who was reluctant to face me when she didn’t want to sleep, waved her hand magnanimously
and motioned me to leave.
I quickly stood up and saluted to leave.
“Stand.” Yufei spoke for the first time today without the word “smoky clouds, silk gauze, blue clouds, golden wings, phoenix
tail, flowers crossing butterfly skirt”.
I shrank my neck and turned back obediently.
Yu Fei looked at me for a moment, then pointed at me and asked the queen, “Is she very popular?”
The empress said coldly, “Is that the tone of Yu Fei’s voice to the empress?” I shivered and dared not stand or kneel.
The Jade Concubine smiled contemptuously. “Empress?”? How long do you think you can be queen?
I and a pile of concubines on the side of Qi Qi prick up their ears, lying trough, this is just the beginning of the feature film?
Seeing that they seemed to have forgotten me, I quietly stepped back to watch, so as not to affect
me.
The empress’s tone was surprisingly calm: “What does the imperial concubine think?” Is
the empress really ill? The patient eats less and sleeps more, but the blue shadow of the empress at the moment
must be too worried to sleep. Jade imperial concubine proud way.
…… I don’t think the queen’s insomnia is very serious. She was drooling when
she listened to the conversion.
The queen looked at her coldly and did not speak. When the
imperial concubine saw that she did not speak, she said with a smile, “No one in the harem knows. The emperor and I were childhood
sweethearts, and you are the queen. The emperor left it for his ministers and concubines.”
? Is there such a thing?
The queen burst out laughing, and her eyes were full of sarcasm.
It seemed that the two men were at war and had completely forgotten me. I peeked at Li Dequan
and asked him with my eyes, “Shall we slip away?”?
Li Dequan answered with his eyes: “Ancestor, are you crazy?”? Me: What should I do?
Li Dequan: I don’t know. The
hall was so quiet that only the queen’s laughter could be heard. When she had finished
laughing, she said, “What, do you think you can replace me?” The imperial concubine said
proudly, “The emperor snubbed the empress just to pave the way for me.”
“You’re wrong,” the queen said sarcastically. “The emperor snubbed the palace because the palace did
something wrong. Even if this palace dies, it will not be your imperial concubine who can ascend to the throne.
“If it’s not me, who else could it be?” Yu Fei smiled with anger. “It’s all nonsense.” “No one will ever be you,” said
the queen with a sneer.
Yu Fei suddenly pointed at me and asked the queen, “Is that her?”
?
I look confused.
The queen did not answer, but leaned lazily on the cushion behind her and chuckled, “Are
you interrogating this palace?”
“Is it you?” She turned to me and asked.
…… I shivered. “I don’t know.”
She grunted, looked at me, and asked,
“What can you do?”
?
??
This is a familiar question? What am I supposed to say? Good at math or good at spicy food?
The queen interrupted, “She will be in the same cage with the hare.”
…… What are you doing!
I was about to say something when I saw Yufei looking at me with a sudden stupefaction. Her eyes flickered
for a long time, and she hesitated to spit out eight words
: “..” Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony?
I was stunned, too.
Not.. Do you really know what the second word you just said means?
Jade imperial concubine saw my reaction, then suddenly laughed.
Her eyes were full of calculation, and I felt uncomfortable looking at her. She said, “So
you have nothing to fear.” I felt a chill in my heart and bowed my head in silence.
“If you are wise, you’d better not argue with this palace.”
I pursed my lips and said softly, “The friendship between the empress and the emperor is beyond the reach of ordinary people
.”
I am not yielding, on the contrary, my words are sharp-I am betting that the
cousin who was the emperor’s childhood sweetheart was not her at all.
She read between the lines and laughed even more. “I’m not like you. You
‘d better not think you’re smart.”. I only blame you for your fate. Unfortunately, you met this palace.
I felt a little dizzy, but I always found it hard to believe. But
she didn’t wait for my response. She looked straight at me with a smile and said, “Mingzhaorong,
kneel down.” The sound of
a broken porcelain exploded in the hall. The fragments of the
queen’s teacup flew to my feet, and she exclaimed, “Yufei, you are presumptuous
!”
I looked down at the ground, and Li Dequan did not know when he had gone out. The
imperial concubine turned unhurriedly to the empress and said with a light smile, “If Ming Zhao-rong himself wants to kneel down, will the empress
stop him?”
The queen coughed heavily, perhaps the jade imperial concubine is right, that phoenix chair, she
has really been unable to sit steadily. But.
“Empress!” I looked up and even smiled faintly. “I’m not
going to kneel.”
Yu Fei’s face sank.
She says I’m not afraid, but she knows I’m her biggest threat.
Because I come from the same place as her.
She stared at me for a moment, then suddenly sneered,
“Why, you come from the same place as me, and now you’re the queen’s dog?” There was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps outside the
hall, and someone shouted
at the top of his voice, “Your Majesty!”
Yu Fei gave me a meaningful look.
However, Li Te-chuan was the only one who came in. He went straight to me and said, “The emperor said that the slaves couldn’t invite
the empress, so they had to come in person.”
! Here comes the savior!
The emperor’s father will always be a God!
With a backer, I no longer talk to the jade imperial concubine, and followed Li Dequan out of the hall
. The emperor had a cold face outside, with the expression of a God coming down to earth to despise all living beings. I gave him a loving hug with my eyes.
He turned and walked away.
I followed him and gave him a loving kiss with my eyes. After
walking all the way and waiting for me to sit down and have a mouthful of porridge, he looked a little pale and said coldly,
“If someone scolds you, will you be scolded by her?”
I took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun and happily took his hand: “Your Majesty, then you go to beat
her.”
“Why did I beat her?” He pushed my hand away. “A hand of oil.”
“She scolded your baby Sakura.” I’ll reach out and pull him again.
He pushed away.
I pull.
He sighed and gently took my hand. His tone was still cold. “You can’t argue with my friendship with her
, can you?”
? No, how much did you ***ing hear?
I quickly squeezed his hand with my greasy paws and coaxed him, “That’s a lie to her!”! I fight, I
fight, I fight for sure! The emperor is so good! I can’t help it if I don’t want to fight!
…… It’s like I promised my mom I’d be first in grade. He coughed lightly and then said, “…” I am hungry.
Hey, hey, shy. With warm eyes full of love,
I watched a bowl of porridge being drunk slowly by the emperor, but in my heart
I was thinking about the threat of Yufei.
Now the best way is to say the lines of the Jade Concubine, so that the Jade Concubine has
nothing to say.
“Has the emperor finished eating?” I blinked my eyes.
He looked at me and gave me a hum.
I wiped my mouth.. No, the towel to wipe his mouth was handed to him, and he took it and
wiped his mouth.
…… Wait, that’s like a hand towel for wiping your mouth.
Grass. Forget it. Forget it.
“Your Majesty, let me tell you something.”
He wiped his hands where I had greased them, handed me the towel, and
said, “Wipe your hands.”
As I wiped my hands, I organized the language in my mind.
“Your Majesty..”
“Let’s wait until we’ve wiped our hands.”
I had to lower my head and continue to wipe my hands, and when I almost wiped off a layer of skin, I put down the towel.
He looked at me for a moment and then asked me, “Did you want to say it yourself, or did you have to?”
I was stunned for a long time, then lowered my head. “I have to say it.”
“If you don’t want to say it, you don’t have to say it,” he said lightly. “It’s not once or twice that you’ve cheated the king.”
“It’s not that I don’t want to say,” I whispered. “I just haven’t figured out how to say it yet.”
“Then think about it. You have nothing to fear.” He got up and left, saying, “I have gone to check the score.”
I tugged at his sleeve, and my voice trembled. “But I have to say it. The emperor will know even if I don’t say it.” “If you don’t tell me, I won’t know,”
he said softly.
Time passed quickly, and it was the twelfth lunar month in a twinkling of an eye. After giving birth to a child, Fang Xiyue gained a lot of weight. Every day, she held the child in her small yard to bask in the sun, like a lucky cat. The
queen’s position is still shaky, but she is leisurely, eating well and sleeping soundly day by day, raising white and tender. He called me to chat every three or five times, and then slept from beginning to end. Yufei’s box lunch caught me off guard. On
the twenty-fifth day of the twelfth month of the lunar year, the emperor said that I had rendered meritorious service to the empress and was promoted to Zhaoyi.
Yu Fei couldn’t sit still and came to me. Not to mention that she didn’t deserve to be the queen. Every time the queen came to
me, she ordered someone to summon me to come over. She came over in a big sedan chair and
thought how imposing she was. She laughed to death.
As soon as she came in, she said to me with a cold hum, “Ming Zhaoyi, you can sit still.”
I nodded and asked someone to bring her tea. She gulped it down and said
triumphantly, “There’s no poison in the tea. You’ve missed
the last chance to shut me up.”
I looked at her with the eyes of a mentally retarded person. “Are you really not afraid?”
She exasperated. “I don’t know what the Empress is talking about,”
I said, nodding my head as if I were pounding garlic. “There is a folk prescription in my hometown
called the flower of forgetfulness, which is specially used to cure the Empress’s vexation.”
She gave me a white look and said, “You and I are from the same hometown. Why haven’t I heard of the Forgetful Grass
? Don’t be mystifying here.”
“Niangniang, Forgetful Grass is Forgetful Grass, commonly known as Day Lily. Niangniang must have eaten it.”. And the flower of forgetfulness
is different from the herb of forgetfulness. Its common name is Oli, which is very suitable for the empress to take. “What’s the matter with you?”
She gritted her teeth. A bunch of palace people on the
side looked at each other, wondering why she was so angry.
I went on to speak with fervor and assurance: “This flower of forgetfulness is very hard to find. I once happened to see it in a canyon called the Valley of Kings. I was about to pick it for the empress, but a big octopus came out of a stone crevice on the side to guard this divine flower. I was concerned about the empress and could not bear to give up the divine flower, so I immediately turned to Master Zhonglu for help.” The sorcerer was no slouch against the big octopus, with a single fatal blow.
Why don’t you ask the shooter for help? Is Sagittarius not good-looking? She raised the bar in a sentence pattern familiar to me.
I had expected her to ask this question, so I smiled mysteriously and said, “Because the Dharma Master restrains the octopus, which is called Fak for short.”
She was so angry that her face turned white.
I went to the empress’s house to find her, and quickly took out Ollie and fried a bowl of medicinal food for her. The empress accidentally dropped a bit of it onto her clothes. The cloth was not good, and all of a sudden it opened up. I really feel sorry for the empress, who eats such good food, but wears such shabby cloth.
She stared at me with her eyes ready to crack and did not speak.
I had no choice but to explain to myself, “Because, Empress, your dish is better than cloth.”
“Ming Chao-yi, don’t you want to live?” She stood up and stared at me.
I hastened to say, “How dare I? It was only later that I learned that the dress of the empress was very good. It was called..” Thick gauze, green carp, green pool skirt, right?
Hundred flowers crossing the butterfly is tired of wearing, and the sweet little cherry cherry will change a green pool skirt decorated with carp for you. She was so angry that she laughed back, and her voice trembled. “All right, all right, you wait for the palace, and the palace goes to find
the queen mother!” “Take care, sister,”
I said with a smile.
When Yu Fei’s wobbly figure was out of my sight, I said,
“It’s over. She’s going to find the Empress Dowager. What the hell can she do? Clear the frost and startle the magpie. Help! Help! Find the emperor
and go to the rescue!”
The emperor came out of the door and said, “You didn’t know to come to me until you were in trouble.”
I didn’t care how much he heard. With a sad face, I pushed him out: “I don’t have time to say this
. Go to find the Empress Dowager. Don’t let the Jade Concubine say anything she shouldn’t say
.”
He gave me a strange look, probably the first time he had been driven out of the palace by a concubine.
「…… Oh
I pushed Qingshuang and Jingque: “You two go and have a look. If the emperor
wants to make a move on me, hurry back and send a message.”
Half an hour later, I heard the peerless melon from the mouth of Qingshuang who slipped back: I didn’t
ask the emperor to make a move at all, so Yufei put herself into the cold palace.
It is said that she talked a lot of nonsense in front of the queen mother, saying that only when she had a pair of people all her life, the mountains
had no edges and the heaven and earth were United, could she dare to break up with the king.
This operation really made me happy. How many dishes did you drink like this? What about the Chinese lesson for the emperor? Laugh to death, laboriously Bala wears a cross in order to give the emperor a lesson, this is the thing that the person does?
As a result, the emperor did not say a word, but the queen mother, as her own aunt, was so angry that she turned pale. She also asked the queen mother if she was a woman in front of a bunch of palace maids. Didn’t she want to be monogamous.
I think she really should eat some forgetful flowers to wake up. Why don’t you put your emotional foundation here? I think, compared to her, I am more suitable to be with the little emperor for a lifetime.
Then the jade imperial concubine was put into the cold palace by the queen mother’s own decree.
That night, the jade imperial concubine in the cold palace sent a letter to the queen mother, repeatedly pleading that she must personally deliver it to the queen mother, and never let others see it. In fact, the queen mother also cares about this niece’s old love, however.
But the queen mother could not read. So the queen mother asked her most trusted emperor to read the letter to her.
It is said that the queen mother was greatly moved after hearing the letter, and the emperor took the letter to the cold palace after reading it. However, when she got there, Yufei had already drunk the poison and set herself on fire, and the letter turned to ashes with her.
However, this is only the version passed on by word of mouth. I’m afraid there is no other person in the world who knows what the
emperor saw in that letter, whether the imperial concubine committed suicide or not, and how the fire started. A
few days later, Lunar New Year’s Eve, red lanterns were hung in the palace. Yufei’s death was like a puff of smoke, which dispersed casually. After breakfast with me,
the emperor said, as if casually, “The letter was written to you, but I didn’t read anything.” My
nose was sore and I reached out and grabbed his sleeve.
“Hmm?” He took my hand and said softly, “Have you decided what to say?”
I lowered my head and said, “Actually, the Jade Concubine is the same as my concubine.” A man from another place.
He was stupefied, and two words were written on his face: “Is this it?”
I waved my hand. “Not another place, but, er, another time and space.”. For example, she and I came here thousands of years later.
He nodded his head.
「? Your Majesty, aren’t you surprised?
“I know she’s not the Yuru she used to be,” he said. “Three years ago, Yuru wrote me a letter saying that she felt that there was another person living in her body, who was controlling her body bit by bit and taking away her memory. I tried to help her, but she insisted that she would not see me or hurt the person in her body.
So that’s it. No wonder Yufei said she was different from me. Because she slowly devoured Yuru’s consciousness, she had a memory, unlike me, who was as silly as an idiot to wear into a dead man’s shell. I said, “What happened to her?”
“Then Yu Ru should have disappeared completely. She couldn’t have wanted to go to the palace.” The emperor
lowered his head, and there was a trace of regret in his eyes. “She likes freedom best.”
That.. So you knew from the beginning that it was Yu Fei who had harmed the former Yu Ru?
“Well, but I think it’s understandable that she was forced to live in someone else’s body and wanted to monopolize
it.”. I killed her because of her.
I pursed my lips and nodded.
The emperor gently squeezed my hand. “So you don’t have to blame yourself.”
……? Grass, was he just comforting me euphemistically? That’s a little too euphemistic.
I quickly shook my head. “I’m not like her!”! When I put it on, Shen Er-hua was already dead
!
He was stunned. Then he smiled and said, “Oh.”
I grabbed him. “What are you laughing at?”
“You don’t know anything about her past.”
“Yes, isn’t it miserable?”
He lowered his head and smiled. “Is
that why you wanted to know how I knew your age?” I blushed. “Well, did you know Shen Er-hua before?”
He said, “No.”
“I thought you liked her before.” I lowered my head and whispered.
“Like you.”
。
I threw myself on his arm, happy. At the banquet
Lunar New Year’s Eve, the emperor entertained his officials and the leaders
of several ethnic minorities in the west. I sat behind a translucent curtain with a group of concubines to avoid being seen
by foreign ministers.
There was a leader with a black and red face and a big beard. His eyes were full
of contempt. From time to time, he swept his prying eyes to the gauze curtain separating the concubines, which made me
want to buckle his eyes out. In the middle of the
meal, the bearded man began to find fault, saying that the sake of the Central Plains was not as mellow as
their goat’s milk wine, and that the beef was unpalatable and the fish was too fishy. But I and
all the concubines were so angry that they beat their chests and wished they could rush out and tear his mouth. But the emperor’s
face was calm, first let people change the milk wine for him, then removed the fish for him, and changed the fruit on the golden
plate to remove the fishy smell for him.
He ate a couple of mouthfuls, but couldn’t find anything that didn’t suit his taste. Laughing
, he changed his tune and said, “I’ve heard that Centaline is rich. It really lives up to its reputation.”
The emperor nodded modestly.
Beard continued, “It’s a pity that real estate is so abundant that people don’t want to make progress.”. The people of the Central Plains are not as clever as our nomadic people.
?
Hey, I have a violent temper. Granny, Chunfei Gu Zhichun, don’t stop me. Let my aunt teach this grandson how to be a man.
The emperor gave me a look through the curtain and told me to sit down.
I had to squat on the chair, like a toad holding his breath.
The emperor’s face did not show displeasure, but he said calmly, “How do you see that?”
Beard said triumphantly, “There was a wise man in our family a thousand years ago. Before he died, he left a problem that people could not solve.”. Half a year ago, ten warriors of my people discussed this problem for three days and three nights and solved it.
Hearing the question, the queen’s face outside the curtain turned white to the naked eye.
The emperor has been influenced by my tactics for a long time, and now he is well versed in the theory of real numbers, calculus, limits, determinants, and so on. With a big wave of his hand, he said with a smile, “Let me hear something new.”
The bearded man stroked his beard and said, “It is said that the wise man left 17 cows as his legacy. The eldest is divided into 1 & # x2F; 2, the second is divided into 1 & # x2F; 3, and the third is divided into 1 & # x2F; 9. May I ask the emperor how to divide them?”
I almost laughed out loud behind the curtain, no one really tried to bully my baby emperor with this ancient brain teaser, right? Sure enough, he pondered for a moment and then said with a smile, “These three cows do not add up to a total, but
17 & # x2F; 18.”. Is it true that if you borrow a cow from someone else, you can make up 18 cows, divide the inheritance, and then return
it?
The beard froze for a moment, snorted coldly, and sat down angrily.
The emperor waved his hand and said with a smile, “Don’t hurry to sit down. I have one more thing to say.”
The bearded man had to stand up reluctantly and said, “Your Majesty said so.”
“How much is the tribute of your Ao Ao clan every year?” “Give the emperor one tenth of the new livestock every year,” said
the bearded man in a gruff voice.
“How many new animals do you have this year?”
“Two thousand.” The beard is a little proud.
The emperor smiled and asked, “Is it exactly two thousand?” “2123,” said
the bearded man.
“It’s not easy to divide this one tenth,” said the emperor with a worried look on his face, but I almost burst out laughing behind the curtain
.
Beard is also a stupefied, obviously did not think of countermeasures.
The emperor paused for a moment and then said with a generous smile, “Well, I’ll lend you seventeen thousand
eight hundred and seventy-seven heads and make up twenty thousand for you.”. How about you give me a tenth and give me back what I
lent you?
Beard calculated in his mind and found that he had only 123 heads left. “How can emperor divide like this?” He said angrily.
The emperor looked surprised. “Isn’t that how you ten warriors divide the inheritance of others?”? The three sons borrowed a cow, the eldest son owed 1 & # x2F; 2, the second son owed 1 & # x2F; 3, the third son owed 1 & # x2F; 9, and the debt of 1 & # x2F; 18 cows should have been divided into 1 & # x2F; of the remaining cow. 18 But in the end, the whole cow was used to pay the debt, and the part that the wise man did not intend to give to his sons was used to pay the debt of his three sons, which was probably unfair.
I hear blood boiling, Niubi, little emperor, forever drop God.
Big Beard was in a daze. Then he threw the bowl heavily on the table with an angry look on his face. “The emperor said so much just to prove that the ten warriors of my Ao Ao Clan had wrongly divided the inheritance.”
The emperor shook his head. “You just said that the people of the Central Plains were stupid. I was trying to prove that you were wrong.”
I wanted to rush out and hug him and kiss him.
A minister, obviously faster than me, stood up and.
He bowed to the emperor and said, “The emperor is very observant. I dare to ask the emperor how he came up with this loophole.” My
smile froze on my face, and sure enough, the next second, the emperor’s words gave me a sense of foreboding.
“It’s not complicated. When the wise divide the inheritance, the total is 17, not 18.” I repeatedly nodded, brother, you must not go on, keep cool is not good!
However, the world was always contrary to his wishes. The emperor continued, “I want all of you here to
remember one sentence. You must remember what your total amount is. Only when you have the total amount, can you divide it well
.”. This 1 is the premise of everything.
I stared at him helplessly, “Aunt, ancestor, please don’t go on.”.
He said in a loud voice, “No matter how you evaluate big or small things, you have to examine
whether you have miscalculated your total amount, that is, the limit.”. Always reflect
on yourself and ask..
My heart is beating like a hammer. Fortunately, Yufei is dead, otherwise.
The emperor thundered,
“Is there a 1?”
…… I cover my face.
Unexpectedly, the officials were so excited that they raised their sleeves one after another and shouted in unison,
“Do you have one?”
“Is there a 1?”
“Is there a 1?”
……………… According to
historical records, on the third day of the ninth month of the eighth year of Chengqing, twenty assassins attempted to assassinate Emperor Chengqing and Ming Jieyu in the Hehuan Hall.
…… On the first day of the first lunar month in the ninth year of the
Qing Dynasty, Empress Wang confessed her crime and invited Bai Ling. Emperor Cheng of the Qing Dynasty, grateful for the kindness of his husband and wife, did not give Wang a death, but only abolished his throne and ordered him to cut his hair and become a nun to repent of his crimes.
…… On the third day of the ninth month of the
tenth year, Emperor Chengqing appointed Concubine Shen as his queen. Since then, emperors and empresses have been in love with each other all their lives.
…… On August 20 of the
fifteenth year, Emperor Chengqing went on a personal expedition to the northwest and won ten battles and ten victories over the Ao Ao clan. Captured, the leader of the Ao Ao clan pretended to bite his tongue and committed suicide on the way to Emperor Chengqing’s triumphant return. He led Emperor Chengqing to come and stabbed Emperor Chengqing suddenly with a poisonous blade. In the early morning of August 21, the
15th year, Emperor Chengqing died. On the same day, Empress Shen died suddenly in the capital at the age of twenty-four.
On August 25, the news of Emperor Chengqing’s death came back to the capital. Three days later, the coffin returned to Beijing and was buried with Empress Shen at the Ming Anling Mausoleum.
(The full text has been finished, and there will be an extra chapter after that (maybe it will be changed to high sweet hhh).)
A thousand years later, the Mausoleum of Emperor An of the Ming Dynasty. The ever-burning lamp, which had been
burning for more than a thousand years, shook slightly and went out. In the darkness, there was a soft tapping sound.
“Here it is.” Someone whispered. After
a dull sound of friction, the door of the tomb carved with sunken jade was removed.
“Turn on the lighting.” The man said again.
“Don’t move yet. We’ve been walking all this way and nothing has happened. Isn’t that weird?” Said a husky voice.
“It’s all right.” This time it was a light male voice. After a
slight rustling sound, a dim light came on in the corner of the tomb. There were four men standing in the lamplight, one dressed in black and wearing sunglasses, one with a big body and a big belly, one in a hoodie standing in the corner, unable to see the expression, and the one in the middle was bald.
“It’s strange,” the fat man said first. “There are a lot of good things in the tomb all the way. They’re all in the main tomb, and there’s not even a bird. Look down on our brothers?
The cool-looking man in the hoodie reached out his hand and touched the ever-burning lamp. His face froze slightly. “This lamp is still warm.”
The bald man reached out his hand and thumped the fat man’s plump and soft buttocks. “You opened the door too loudly and turned off the light?”
“Bullshit your mother, fat man. I’m a professional.” Cried the fat man. “Besides, the bird’s lantern is behind the coffin. I’ll open the door. It’s not like a tornado.” The man
with sunglasses whistled and said with a smile, “That’s a ghost.”. You can still put out the ever-burning lamp without a human figure, and you’re not just any ghost.
The fat man threw his heavy backpack on the ground and said, “It doesn’t matter whether he is a ghost or not. I took what I should have taken and what I shouldn’t have taken along the way. Nothing happened.”
The tomb is surrounded by magnificent murals painted with gold powder, and many complete sets of gold, silver and jade articles are placed against the wall. In the middle, there are two wooden coffins with aloes side by side. The larger one is carved with a five-clawed golden dragon, while the smaller one is painted with a picture of birds paying homage to the phoenix.
Baldy still seemed to hesitate. He looked around the tomb and sighed: “Open the coffin. Open the small one first.”
Dust-laden for thousands of years, the lid of the coffin was opened layer by layer, and when the last layer of Nanmu boards was slowly removed, there were three sounds of sleeping in the tomb.
“Empty?”
“Don’t you just have no corpse? There are so many treasures here. Are you blind?” The fat man reached in and touched a gold seal the size of his thumb.
“Yes.” The man with sunglasses pushed his sunglasses. So many black pearls, is this woman a mermaid? This is a pile of tea fragrant stones. What is
this, a glass strip? And what are these pieces? Old Qi, take a look. The fat man poked
the man with sunglasses.
“According to my herding experience many years ago, this is a cow bone.” Said the man with sunglasses.
“What for?”
“I don’t know,” said the man in dark glasses thoughtfully for a moment. “Maybe she wants a pot of pearl milk
tea with coconut?”
The fat man slapped him and said, “Fart your mother. There was fart pearl milk
tea at that time.”
The hoodie interrupted, “Don’t move yet. Open the main coffin.”
The fat man grinned, rubbed his hands and went to the main coffin. “This big guy must have more good things
,” he said. “Little babies, stay here and wait for the fat man to spoil you.”
The bald man kicked him and said, “Don’t talk nonsense.”
Half an hour later, the fat man panted and pushed the last lid of the coffin away.
“Damn, this lid is really awesome.”
The bald man stretched out his head and took a look. “There are two white bones embracing each other inside.”
“Boy, it’s very affectionate.” Said the man with sunglasses.
“What else?” “Nothing else, just a box.” Said the bald man.
“I’m driving, I’m driving.” The fat man jumped up and said. “Better not,”
the hoodie interrupted softly.
The fat man ignored him and raised his hand to break the jade box.
“Shit?”
They went up and saw only a pile of gray scraps of paper inside.
“Shit, it was just a note,” the fat man said with chagrin. “It’s a pity I took one look
at it and it went bad.”
The hoodie’s face changed slightly and he looked at the two skeletons in the coffin.
This should be something very important to the owner of the tomb. The situation is not very good.
“I’m sorry.” The fat man was so frightened that he quickly put the box back and
said Amitabha.
“Go quickly.” The man with sunglasses also had a stern look on his face.
“Not..” The fat man picked up his backpack full of gold, silver and jewelry, and hurried
out, saying, “Blind man, I think your speculation about the pearl milk tea just now is
reasonable. Guess what was written on that note?”
“What?” A group of people walked out of the tomb, and the fat man muttered in a low voice.
The bald man was stupefied and kicked him with a look of disgust. “Fatty, are you really sick? Your brain is full of
yellow waste.”. When you run away, you carry the things of the owner of the tomb on your back. After you’ve taken advantage of them, you’re still
talking nonsense here. Do you believe that people will eat you later?
“No, really..”
Four figures disappeared at the corner of the tomb passage, and the heavy stone door of the tomb closed
gently.
The ever-burning lamp shook and came on again.
A deep voice sounded slowly in the tomb:
“Shen Feiying, you’d better explain to me clearly what those three words mean
.”
The air froze for a moment, and then a thin female voice came out:
“Ying Ying.”