Boyfriend, an obstetrician and gynecologist, who is very good at chatting and has a lot of words.
In his own words, all he read were official comic books.
God’s official comic book!
“Take off your pants.” The doctor
opposite was expressionless, wearing gloves, and said coldly.
I said, “Oh,” and pulled my pants down to my knees.
The younger brother frowned at me and added, “One of my feet came out.”
I silently pulled my pants to the ground. “How many boyfriends have you had?”
My little brother asked me as he took the pliers.
I answered honestly, “Three.”
He glanced at me again and suddenly added, “Living together?” I shook my head. “Never lived together.”
The little brother snapped the pliers back and said, “Put on your pants.”
I
My pants are down, and you’re giving me this? I’m
playing. The
little brother went back to his desk and gave me a check. Ir
regular menstruation, no abnormal leucorrhea, do a B-mode ultrasound to see. Watch your diet, don’t stay
up late, exercise more, and eat less junk food. He
finally looked at me and said, “Especially takeout.”
I wonder how he knows I like to order takeout.
However, he didn’t give me time to react. He threw the checklist to me and pressed the next number.
“On the second floor, there is a line at the first B ultrasound room. If you check it out, come to me directly. You don’t have to register
any more. Next.”
The last sentence is to see the guests off. Got it.
I rolled away with the medical record in my hand. My first encounter with Zhao Chunian began with taking off my pants and ended with
paying money.
Of course, it was the first time I thought we met. The results of
the examination are all normal.
I looked at the words “no abnormal shadow” on the B-mode ultrasound sheet, and then thought about
the long queue outside the doctor’s office. In the spirit of saving resources without illness, I planned to walk away.
As a result, the extremely gentle nurse sister in the B-mode ultrasound room rushed
out of her busy schedule and escorted me all the way to the door of the doctor’s office.
He also helped me to hand in the medical record book and queue up with great enthusiasm.
So I saw the doctor who asked me to take off my pants.
And listened to his ramblings for five minutes.
From my irregular work and rest, to my inactive eating, to my lack of exercise.
It’s even worse than my mother.
Finally, let me scan QR Code on his desk, pay attention to the public number of the hospital, and come back regularly for re-examination.
I thanked the doctor and promised to be obedient and adjust my work and rest. When I
get out of the doctor’s office, I think he’s talking like a fart. As long as there is nothing wrong with the body, dysmenorrhea is a terminal illness, and it can be
cured by listening to the Tang Priest chanting sutras regularly?
Then I might as well play the next Great Mercy Mantra on a loop at home.
Out of the hospital gate, I thought about it and called my mother to report the
results of the examination.
As early as two years ago, my mother, Ms. Zhao, would persuade me to go out more, such as attending
a blind date meeting in the park and handing over my materials. It has been mentioned less
recently.
I don’t know whether she wants to get over it or is holding back the big move behind my back.
After work, I was lonely and lonely, carrying two boxes of kebabs, and went back to work overtime to draw the draft
, which was a private job I had just taken recently.
Back in the community, when the elevator door was about to close, a hand suddenly came in, with long fingers
, clear knuckles, white palms and uniform texture.
My drawings are just missing such a perfect claw. The
finger moved up to the floor button, did not press the floor, directly pressed the door button.
I glanced up along my hand. The opposite brother has beautiful features, clean temperament, clear eyes, and a natural
sense of security.
At that moment, the inspiration in my mind was like a volcanic eruption, and I instantly conceived seven or eight
pictures of men and women, on the windowsill, on the desk, on the pond, in the desert, in the woods, on the grass
, in different scenes of sauce brewing.
So much so that he explained to me that he lived in 807, but I didn’t respond.
In the words of our hand circle, he really has a standard and accurate face, which can be applied
to any scene from ancient times to the present, and can be attacked, accepted, salted and milked.
Facing this face, not to mention the next meal, he is the inspiration starter of my walk, my
golden rice bowl.
It’s a pity that I’m too weak to look at him brazenly. It wasn’t
until he got out of the elevator and pressed the 807 password that I realized from his back that
he lived next door to me. The one with the
door next to the door.
God help me.
With him as a neighbor, why should I worry about not having a man in the drawing?
The problem is, I always feel that this little brother, as if I have seen him somewhere, looks a little familiar.
It wasn’t until he opened the door that he suddenly turned around and took a look at the kebab in my hand. Spicy, stimulating, inflamed, unhealthy.
At the moment when my little brother lowered his eyes, my mind suddenly flashed a line of clarity
.
The hospital, the white coat, the mask, and the garrulous person who told me to eat less takeout, Tang Seng.
My registered obstetrician and gynecologist lives next door to me. Can I knock on his door and ask him
why my aunt is irregular?
I stared at the handsome face who took off his mask, devilishly mentioned
my midnight snack to him, and sent out a warm invitation without thinking.
“Do you want to eat? I bought an extra box. There are two strings of kidney and three strings of leeks in it. It’s good for the kidney
.”
As expected, he looked at me as if I were a fool.
I can’t wait to bite my tongue off. The security door
next door slammed in front of me. I
changed my shoes and called my best friend Wang Xiaoxiao.
“I feel like I’m crossed in love.” There was a
strange silence for a long time, and then he asked politely and with restraint, “When did
you fall in love?” I am justified.
“Five minutes ago, in the elevator, I fell in love with the owner of a hand at first sight.” There was a busy beep on the
phone.
Half an hour later, Wang Xiaoxiao, carrying beer, rang my doorbell.
“This isn’t lovelorn. It’s a one-sided desire to have sex with a man and then insult him mentally
. If someone doesn’t beat you, it’s because he has good manners.”
“There’s a picture and there’s the truth. You said he was handsome. What’s the picture?” He wore a mask all the way through the
hospital, caught a glimpse in the elevator, and then I ended my romantic encounter with my future husband with two strings of kidney flowers and three
strings of leeks.
Spring is the season for love. In
my room, however, there was a sour smell of lovelorn who died before he got out of the army. Between
me and my little doctor brother, there is a thin layer of wallboard, which is like thousands
of mountains and rivers.
Wang Xiaoxiao bit the kebab and turned into a love mentor to help me sort out the information one by one.
“How long have you been here?”
“One year.”
“Haven’t you met your neighbor in a year?” “Not paying attention.”
“Have there been any females next door?”
“I don’t know.”
“What’s next door doing?”
“Obstetrician. I just registered with him today.”
Wang Xiaoxiao looked at me and hated that iron did not become steel.
“Left it WeChat?”
I shook my head honestly.
Wang Xiaoxiao doesn’t give up.
“What about the phone?”
I continued to shake my head.
Wang Xiaoxiao persevered.
“You must have taken a business card.” I was so
ashamed and angry that I shook my head and
Wang Xiaoxiao roared to the sky and despised me from the bottom of my heart. “I’ve read a lot of men. How can I have such a stupid friend like you?”
I do small low, modestly seek advice to cut male Dafa.
Wang Xiaoxiao hit me on the head with a pillow.
“Tomorrow morning at six o’clock, no, at five o’clock, you get up and squat in the stairwell. Even if you are guarding,
you have to guard his time to go out.”
I draw inferences about other cases from one instance.
“Why don’t I go and squat in the stairwell now?”
Wang Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes.
Wang Xiaoxiao took my computer to stamp and write, and made a detailed schedule
for me to chase the male God.
And put the plan of getting rid of the single on the wall.
I listened attentively, memorized one by one, and set eight alarm clocks to indicate that the task
would be completed.
Wang Xiaoxiao finished eating my last skewer and left in a rush.
I bowed my head and sent her to the elevator. As soon as I turned around, a draught suddenly came. The security door of
my house, with a bang,
closed mercilessly under my eyes. I, on the
other hand, stood in the cool stairwell in early spring, with no keys, no cell phone, and in neutral gear.
All my gear, including and limited to my pink bunny coral pajamas and my teddy bear pillow. The door
of 5807
opened unexpectedly.
Warm yellow light poured out of the door, and the doctor’s brother’s face, which could be attacked and accepted, appeared in front of me.
He should have just taken a bath, his hair looked wet, crystal clear drops of water on the tip of his hair, down the chiseled side of his face, down his slender neck, and disappeared into the depths of the V collar of his pajamas.
Further down, it is the invisible but imaginative mermaid line of chest and abdominal muscles in the clothes. The
same pajamas, I wear on the body, wrapped like a dumpling; he wears on the body, abstinence and self-cultivation.
I gulped and swallowed the saliva in silence.
The little brother frowned beautifully.
“What’s the matter with you?”
I squatted on the ground and answered the questions honestly. “The door is closed. I don’t have my key.”
Then he quickly added a sentence.
“And I don’t have my cell phone.”
The younger brother seemed to sigh and turned sideways to give up his seat at the door.
“Come in.”
The male God’s room, like his people, looks abstinent and neat.
The doctor pointed to the sofa and let me sit down.
And my stomach gave an inopportune grunt.
“Didn’t have dinner?”
I shook my head crazily, then nodded desperately, thought about it, and continued to shake my head crazily.
And tell him I’m not hungry.
The little brother stood up and walked to the kitchen. I don’t know if it was my illusion, but I always felt that he
smiled.
“How about tomato and egg noodles?”
I hugged the pillow and nodded. The male God himself, not to mention tomatoes, is to put a catty of arsenic, I can eat it
. The kitchen of the
male God’s house was made open. I pretended to watch TV, but in fact, through
the glass door from time to time, I enjoyed watching the ecstatic back of the evil doctor’s brother cooking. The
bright red tomatoes are fried with juice, the tender eggs are fried just right, the noodles are soft and hard, and
the scallions want to talk.
In the heat of the clear soup, it is not only the delicious noodles, but
also the new beginning for me and my male God to set sail.
I held up my chopsticks and kept praying in my heart.
Let the allergic reaction come a little slower.
Yes, I’m allergic to tomatoes.
Under the watchful eye of the doctor, I slowly picked up a chopstick noodle and bravely put it into my
mouth.
A bowl of noodles that should have been hit by deer was eaten by me anxiously. I can’t do
without burning. My face is itchy.
I prayed that the doctor’s house was dimly lit and he could not see my face clearly; the doctor
quickly raised his hand and touched my face.
I I haven’t done it yet, and the male God will wipe me first?
Then I felt the vibration of the doctor’s chest under my body.
“Your face is allergic.”
The doctor suddenly stood up and turned into the bedroom. With a red and swollen face,
I stood in the living room of the male God’s house, very confused. When the
bedroom door opened again, the doctor dressed neatly and held out his hand to me.
“Let’s go.”
I feel my heart is cold. Less than two hours after
entering the male God’s house, he will be swept out of the house.
With tears in my eyes, I left the land where I wanted to stay for a long time.
Then he was taken all the way into the elevator by the doctor’s brother, helped into the garage, and stuffed into the copilot. I
said I was very confused.
“Where are you going?”
The male God fastened his seat belt and turned the car key. “Hospital.”
Eh?
To the hospital, the registration is saved.
Because he went to the hospital.
I watched him simply exchange two slang words with the emergency doctor, then
sit down in front of the computer, log on to his doctor’s account, file and prescribe medicine at one
go, and finally pay by scanning the code on his mobile phone.
Not to mention the registration, I didn’t even have time to open my mouth, and I already got
the medicine.
Because the emergency doctor helped him go to the pharmacy.
Not only did I go to the pharmacy for him, but when I left, I patted him on the shoulder
and looked at me meaningfully.
Of course, I don’t really want to care about that anymore.
Until he took me out of the hospital gate, I had only one thought
in my head.
Next time, can I come directly to the hospital to register him for emergency treatment?
This is so convenient.
The little brother looked at me with a sad face and added another sentence. “I live next door to you. If you want a follow-up visit, just come and knock on my door.” You can also
wear pajamas. It’s better in summer. Just don’t put it in neutral again.
I
I don’t think my ears are hearing voices.
I met my male God for the second time, and he gave me a long-term access
card to his house.
And disliked me for dressing too conservatively?
Finally, the doctor helped me call to find the lock, and the master changed the lock while
talking about it. He
said that when a young couple like us were locked up at the same time, he met several times a month.
My focus is on the young couple, and I don’t take anything else to heart.
Because, the doctor little brother stands nearby, he also, does not have! No! Recognize!
Changing the lock made me happy and flushed.
The male God pays, and I take the key.
But as soon as the door opened, I was silly. Wang Xiaoxiao helped me write the strategy of chasing the male God, which is still quietly projected on the wall of the living room
at the moment.
And my computer doesn’t lock the screen for a long time, so.. When the
male God entered the door, the strategy of flirting with men was still on the wall.
Clearly, clearly.
“Well, my friend writes novels. This is her outline. Outline?”
The male God seemed to look at it, but he didn’t seem to look at it.
Half a day, gave me an evaluation.
“The heroine in your friend’s novel is a little smarter than you.”
I threw myself on the sofa, picked up my mobile phone, opened the two-dimensional, and tried to distract the male God’s attention.
“Add me as a friend and I’ll pay you back.”
The male God’s face is expressionless.
This.. It’s like I can’t do it.
My heart is dead.
The male God raised his chin and motioned me to see for myself.
“You gave me the payment code.” I don’t know how I finally became a good friend with my male God. I don’t know how
I sent the male God out of the house.
I only remember that before I went out, the doctor looked at me and hesitated to speak.
“If you don’t feel well, you can send me a message or make a voice call. I wrote
the phone number on the medicine box.”
Then he added a sentence.
“I don’t turn off my phone, and I sleep very lightly.” When I
left, he closed the door for me.
He walked for a few minutes, and the WeChat tinkled.
“Go to bed early. I’ll send you to work at seven tomorrow.”
Take me to work? Affirmative sentence, did not ask my opinion. What a bossy doctor!
I kept crying, and decisively changed his WeChat remarks to the target of the strategy, and closed my eyes to sleep.
Allergy is a ball, if allergy can be exchanged for the male God every day, return the car to pick up and
send, I wish I could even be allergic to the air.
Wang Xiaoxiao asked me to have a hot pot dinner in order to interrogate me carefully about the progress of pushing down the male God. I refused her mercilessly and said that I would have a date with my male God tonight and I was not
free.
I really don’t have time.
In order to thank the male God, I bought a vegetable salad specially, intending to add a
dish to Zhao Chunian’s dinner.
However, Baba squatted at the door from the time he came home from work until nine o’clock in the evening.
Zhao Chunian Hasn’t come back yet.
I simply did not even close the door, moved a small bench to sit in the doorway, holding the mobile phone to
send him a WeChat.
Knock hello, delete.
Knock it or not, delete it. How much is the
medicine? Shall I transfer it to you or delete it.
I was so bored that I finally clicked into his circle of friends, pulled it to the bottom, and turned it up from the bottom. It is
not a medical forum, it is the publicity of the hospital, or it is the popular science forwarding
of medical articles.
The only outlier was that he hugged a beautiful little sister with white skin, long legs and thin waist, and
smiled brightly.
Look, it is located in Qiuming Mountain, a scenic spot in this city. Look carefully again, the little sister is the warm-hearted nurse
sister who handed me the tissue when I took the B-mode ultrasound.
Does the male God have a girlfriend?
Maybe it’s not a girlfriend, it’s a wife.
Because the circle of friends showed that it was a year ago. I
held my cell phone in my arms and heard a ding in my ear. It was not the sound of the elevator going up, but my girl
‘s heart was broken.
“Why are you sitting at the door?”
Zhao Chunian stood in front of me and bent down to look at me.
I subconsciously locked my cell phone and shook my head.
“Nothing, nothing. I just want to see if you’re back. I haven’t transferred yesterday’s medicine to you
yet.”
Zhao Chunian glanced at my dark mobile phone screen.
“Not much. How about allergies?”
“Oh,” I said, “I gave him a live performance of a left and right bow in the face.”.
“It’s all right. The swelling has gone down.”
Zhao Chunian looked at my face again. “It’s better to be careful. Come to my house.”
Then he added a special sentence.
“Remember to bring the key.”
I shook my head crazily and ran home with a stool in my arms.
“No, no, no, no. It’s a big night. If your girlfriend doesn’t like it, I won’t
go.” I can
chase a male God, but I still can’t do such a thing as prying the corner.
Chao Chu-nien grabbed me by the arm and said, “What girlfriend?” Slipping like a loach,
I slipped out of his hand and slammed
the door.
Zhao Chunian knocked at the door outside.
I played dead in there.
The picture is like a TV play.
The heroine was terminally ill, and then broke up with the hero. As soon as the security door was closed, the heroine sat against
the door and sobbed. Outside the door, the hero hit the wall with his head.
But I’m sure I didn’t break down in tears, and the male God outside the door certainly didn’t take his head to the wall
. I sat on the ground, staring at a golden ornament on the table. It
‘s not that I want to stare at it, but it really stands out on the table. There are four big characters in red on the gold of the
local tyrants, “Be brave for a just cause.”. The name of the branch of the police station was engraved on the
bottom.
Aesthetically, I don’t really want to put it on the table.
It’s just that this thing is heavy and stable, and it’s perfect for pressing paper. For the first time in my life,
I used my motor nerve to act bravely, not to catch thieves, but
to catch human traffickers. In fact, I didn’t think much about it when I was
chasing the human trafficker. When
I kicked the human trafficker to the ground, I even felt that I was handsome.
It was not until Wang Xiaoxiao accompanied me to the police station to record my statement that I began to be afraid.
I am a woman who lives alone. What if the human trafficker and his accomplice are living outside? How can I
miss them.
So I directly refused the victim’s request to thank him in person and asked the police station to keep my information
confidential.
Finally, the victim asked the police station to send such a solid artificial crystal trophy.
Taobao customization, 38 yuan for free shipping. There was a knock on the door for about ten minutes, and finally it stopped. The sound of the key of the
next house being inserted into the lock hole is particularly obvious.
The door was opened and then closed again.
I just felt the strength of my whole body was pumped clean with the sound of closing the door
.
Wang Xiaoxiao called me and asked me how my date with my male God was today.
I held my cell phone and asked her if today’s hot pot Bureau still counted.
The best friend is worthy of the best friend, a word heard something wrong, kicked off her little milk on the spot.
Dog, come and accompany me to Haidilao.
I gave her a concise description of the tragedy caused by a gust of wind.
Wang Xiaoxiao listened and gave me a thumbs-up.
“With your operation, you can hook up with him. He also cooks for you, sends you to the hospital, and
guarantees you after-sales service. If you hadn’t just said that he had a girlfriend, I would have thought that he was interested
in you.”
I deny the third company.
“Impossible. If he doesn’t, it’s an occupational disease.” As a doctor, you can’t just let me be allergic and be indifferent.
He has a good professional quality and a high moral level.
A good man is someone else’s boyfriend.
Wang Xiaoxiao touched his chin and continued to pursue me fiercely.
“Then how did you find out he had a girlfriend?”
I opened the album and showed her the screenshot.
Handsome man and beautiful woman, four white living big long legs, even Wang Xiaoxiao instantly lemon
. Do I
need to say more?
Wang Xiaoxiao looked at me bitterly.
“How can you just go through his circle of friends now?”
I said that I was completely blinded by beauty and completely forgot about it.
Wang Hsiao-hsiao sentenced me to death. “You just stay single and go on blind dates. It’s impossible to flirt with a man on
your own.”
The next table was just right for a few laughs.
The nurse’s little sister came out from behind the small flowerpot and looked at me with a smile. Zhao Chunian’s face was next to the nurse’s sister.
The two of them sat side by side, and in a trance, I seemed to see the ceiling of face value.
It matches a face. Extremely
lethal.
Zhao Chunian went around the partition and came to me.
“Move in.”
I’ll move my ass honestly. The man, who
seemed to have a smell of disinfectant, sat down directly.
“I didn’t say that you should eat light food if you are allergic.”
I poked the chopsticks into the oil dish.
“I forgot.”
The nurse’s little sister put her head close to Wang Xiaoxiao’s ear and muttered a few words.
Then the heartless man went to the next table with a smile on his face.
Two people also called the waiter, changed the table, far away from me.
I almost buried my head in the hot pot soup. Zhao Chunian put out an ID card on the table, and then put
a second ID card next to the first one.
I peeked sideways.
The first ID card, male, name Zhao Chunian.
Or a male God is a male God, and his ID card looks good.
The second ID card, female, name Zhao Chuyun.
Uh?
Why is it the same as the male God’s name?
The most important thing is that the face in the picture is also very beautiful. She is as
beautiful as a nurse.
Zhao Chunian explained to me slowly.
“That’s my sister, my own sister. Her son is four and a half years old.”
“It was my cousin, married, who saw you in the emergency room that day.”
Your whole family works in the same hospital.
I grabbed the ID card, side light and dig the surface, and took out the posture of identifying the RMB
, trying to identify the authenticity of the certificate. “It’s true,” the male God commented to me.
I looked at my ID card, then looked at him, then looked at my ID card, and I was elated.
Of course, I won’t admit it.
“Why are you telling me this?”
Chao Chu-nien took the spicy bowl from my hand and replaced it with a clean oil dish.
“I tell you I don’t have a girlfriend, and I’m not married.”
I shrank silently into the corner of the booth.
Zhao Chunian continued to take on the topic.
“I had an extra operation today, so I came back late.” As
I stuffed Flammulina velutipes into my mouth, I peeked at Zhao Chunian.
Long fingers with a cold scalpel, that sense of picture, simply.
“I’ll come to your house when I get back, and I’ll watch you finish the allergy medicine.”
I stuffed shrimp slime into my mouth.
“Shall I continue to send you to work tomorrow?”
I fished out all the symbolic ingredients in the clear soup pot. Chao Chu-nien looked at me and sighed. “If you don’t say anything, I’ll take that as a yes.”
When I failed to play dead, I was forced to say, “Agree to what?”
“I agree to send you to work tomorrow.”
I
Right here?
Did you take out your ID card and listen to this?
I thought you were going to say yes to our marriage in situ. Happy
in vain.
This hot pot, I eat, Zhao Chunian is responsible for me to rinse dishes, a meal I am embarrassed
to eat, can dig out a three rooms and one hall.
What’s more, the table in the corner, the nurse’s little sister and Wang Xiaoxiao’s two pairs of eyes of gossip
, only did not stare through my table.
Until Zhao Chunian asked me if I was full, I accepted good advice and said that I was very full.
He picked up the tablet and asked for the bill. Can I agree with
that?
At that moment, my hand speed soared, and I scanned the code and entered the password at one go. And in order to grab the order too hard, I basically threw myself on the tablet.
The tablet is in the hands of Zhao Chunian. Round up
as if I were in his arms.
Wang Xiaoxiao gave me a thumbs-up. I know
what that means, sister.
Zhao Chunian seemed to smile, but he didn’t seem to.
He called me home, and I was dying, saying I wanted to talk to my best friend.
However, the resistance was unsuccessful.
Not only did he fail to resist, but he slipped on his foot and threw himself firmly on Zhao Chunian
‘s leg.
Zhao Chunian took a look at Wang Xiaoxiao’s table and told me that my best friend and her sister
hit it off at first sight, and they decided to eat another round here.
I decided to go back and pull the little grass on the wall of the black king.
Zhao Chunian helped me all the way to the elevator.
Well, that’s what I think it is.
He held my elbow in one hand and my waist in the other, with a faint tendency to take me into his arms on the pretext of borrowing strength
. I moved my ankle secretly, but it didn’t hurt or swell. “It’s all right.”
Zhao Chunian, oh, the hand hanging on my waist loosened to press the elevator, and the other
hand changed to lead. He and I were alone in the
elevator. Outside the
sightseeing ladder, the stars are bright and the lights are bright. Inside the
sightseeing ladder, he stood beside me, his arms clinging to my side, his palms around
my wrists dry and strong.
For a moment I could actually hear my own heartbeat.
Bang, bang.
Back home, Ya consciously followed me into the house, sitting next to me, while pouring
water to take medicine, while chatting with me, the tone is also very relaxed.
Zhao Chunian stared at me after taking the medicine, and then patted me on the back of my hand
.
“Well, go to bed early. I’ll call you at seven tomorrow morning.” After
saying this, he went back leisurely. Confused,
I took out my cell phone and sent a WeChat to Wang Xiaoxiao. Me: You are not human! You have no heart!
Xiaoxiao loves to eat Boiled Fish with Pickled Cabbage and Chili: You big asshole! With this degree of contact, I don’t believe that you haven
‘t had an affair for more than half a year!
Me: I swear to God with your character, I went to the hospital is the first time to see him, he also wore
a mask.
Little love to eat Boiled Fish with Pickled Cabbage and Chili: No, I do not believe that from today on, you are not
Gu Xiaoqiu in my heart, you are Gu Niu Hu Lu’s scheming autumn.
I asked her what Zhao Chunian meant.
The other party gave me a supercilious look and said that he wanted to chase me.
I
I don’t think that’s really possible.
Apart from romance novels, which are ancient romance novels, no heroine
in reality can get the favor of male gods by selling stupidity.
With what?
Because I live next door to him?
Wang Xiaoxiao asked me if I was sick and accused me of being too much like Versailles.
With such a good man chasing me, I’m still worried about gains and losses. And said that if it were her, she would knock on the door of the male God now, pretend that the bathroom was broken and borrow the toilet to take
a bath,
then pretend that she forgot to bring her bathrobe and successfully get the male God’s pajamas,
and then, as a matter of course, there would be a great harmony of dry wood and fire from life.
Okay, I admit I’m a coward. I dare not.
Wang Xiaoxiao said that the male God I sent to the door did not immediately throw himself down, but he still wanted to put a long
line to catch a big fish these days.
Be careful that the fish runs away.
I am holding my cell phone, and my heart is at war with heaven and man. Would you like to try the method of Wang Xiao’s novel.
But it doesn’t seem to fit my style, and it’s not like I didn’t wear pajamas in front
of him.
Wang Xiaoxiao strongly advocated to me that pajamas are good, from men’s natural desire for protection to the sense of conquest
to the hormone dopamine, in a word.
Try it. I don’t lose.
Finally, with a try mentality, I pulled out the plug of the water heater, and then sent a message to Zhao Chunian
, saying that my water heater could not produce hot water.
Three minutes later, there was a knock on my door.
Zhao Chunian came in with a toolbox. “Where is it broken?” I was stupid on the spot. Why can he repair the water heater when
he is a medical student?
I hemmed and hawed that I couldn’t get the hot water out.
Zhao Chunian first went to the kitchen to turn off the water valve, and then took a look at my water heater.
Then he helped me plug in the plug with an expressionless face and motioned me to open the water valve and try again.
I was so ashamed and angry that I said I didn’t have to try because I forgot to plug it in.
Zhao Chunian gave me a meaningful look.
Gave me five words.
“Go to bed.”
Me: Hey, hey, hey? Isn’t the
water heater finished?
I looked at Zhao Chunian with a confused face.
He looked at me in a big way, not only at me, but also in front of me step by step.
I grabbed my little pillow, so he pushed me into the corner, then turned to the bedroom, and
finally was pushed to sit on the bed. Zhao Chunian bent down, his lips pressed against my ear, and his voice had some hoarse magnetism
.
“Don’t close the door. Wait for me.”
I tucked into the quilt, flushed, and my mind was full of indescribable pictures of sauce
brewing from the neck down.
Zhao Chunian wandered around his home, not knowing what he had brought. The
male God’s hand patted me on the back through the quilt.
“Are you coming alone or shall I?”
I clung to the quilt. Outside the
quilt is the sound of the package being opened.
It seems that something else has been torn down.
Then, one hand lifted a corner of the quilt and the other hand came in.
Put the warm baby right on my clothes.
I
I’m going to take off my pants, and you’re going to stick a warm baby on me?
I lifted the quilt with a whoosh. Zhao Chunian shook his shoulders and smiled enough, then stared at me for a long time.
After a while, the man opposite sighed softly.
He put his hand on my head and grunted my hair, which was already quite messy.
“I didn’t want it to be so soon.”
Eh?
What’s so fast?
My face is covered with a circle.
Zhao Chunian sighed again.
“Go to bed early.” It’s my
turn to be anxious.
“Don’t say half your words. What on earth is so fast?”
However, Zhao Chunian was determined not to answer my question, but continued to talk to me about
something.
The topic changed very smoothly.
If I ask again, he will run away. I didn’t even take the toolbox.
Instead, several messages jumped on the WeChat.
Strategy object: I will call you at seven o’clock tomorrow and go to bed early.
Introduction: I take the weekend off. Are you free on Saturday? Let’s go climbing together.
Strategy object: can you go in the morning?
I held my cell phone and studied the messages he sent me, trying to see some clues
from the words.
Half an hour passed, and instead of studying anything, I fell asleep
looking at myself.
As a result, I slept until 7:30 the next morning.
Zhao Chunian called me four times, but he didn’t wake me up.
I think he knocked on my door.
Because when I brush my teeth, wash my face and dress like a tiger, when I open the door and want
to rush out, the breakfast at the door is kicked by me and spilled all over the floor.
millet congee Steamed Small Meat Dumpling in Basket, a cup of soybean milk and a deep-fried dough sticks.
All of them, lying dead on the spot.
No eyes to see.. Not only do I have no eyes, I have no time to see. Can you try to squeeze the subway in
the morning rush hour? You can’t squeeze in
without all the martial arts. The tragedy of
being a corporate slave.
It happened that Zhao Chunian asked me at the WeChat if I had eaten breakfast.
I broke my teeth and swallowed them in my stomach. I replied to him and ate them. He
also replied with a lovely smile to express his gratitude.
Wang Xiaoxiao sent a particularly gossipy message of condolence, asking me how I felt
about the implementation of the plan to borrow a shower.
I decisively changed the subject and said that the male God asked me to climb the mountain on the weekend.
Wang Xiaoxiao was overjoyed and had the sadness of an old mother marrying her daughter. He told
me sourly that the cabbage he raised was arched by the pig.
On Friday night, Ya was still telling me on the WeChat, mask up
, foundation up, beauty sleep up, the most important thing is. Set the
alarm clock. Under the video supervision of Wang Xiaoxiao,
I hid eight alarm clocks in eight
corners of the bedroom, ringing every five minutes to ensure that I could get up. Facts have proved that once people have something in mind, they don’t need
so many alarm clocks the next morning. I jumped out of bed when the
first alarm clock rang.
After tidying up, I even went downstairs to buy two breakfasts and sent them to Zhao Chunian. By the way
, I asked him when we would leave. As soon as the
door opened, it was a clean and refreshing male God.
Qiuming Mountain is known as the city’s leisure resort, bringing together numerous couples.
Because there is a sage pavilion on the hillside, which is spontaneously formed by the city’s mothers-in-law. Lalang
Pai exchanges information to choose daughters-in-law and sons-in-law in a large population trading market. Carrying my small backpack,
I walked on the winding mountain path with my male God. Those who pass
by are not college students, men and women who are in love, or couples who are crazy
about dog food.
What’s more, there are old couples who come to show off with the booty of marriage.
Spring is a season suitable for love. There was a desire to mate all
around. Zhao Chunian and
I, from the weather to movies, from entertainment to work, and from work
to my personal health care, everything seems so harmonious, so harmonious,
so.. Caught off guard.
Because I saw a big golden retriever running towards me.
He looks very familiar.
Especially the collar on its neck is exactly the same as the one I bought on Taobao last week to honor Miss Doudou
. Behind
the golden retriever, followed by Ms. Zhao, who came to walk the dog.
My own mother.
And at that moment, Zhao Chunian suddenly, without warning, pulled my hand into
his hand.
Miss Doudou surrounded me, rubbing her legs, wagging her tail and sticking out her tongue and smiling at me
. Ms.
Zhao looked at me, then looked at Zhao Chunian who was holding me, and the dog rope in her hand fell to the ground
.
Zhao Chunian went up very calmly.
“Hello, Auntie. My name is Chao Chu-nien, and I’m Chiu-chiu’s boyfriend.”
I
Then he looked back at me with a smile in his eyes. “If Qiuqiu agrees.”
I Ms.
Zhao picked up the dog rope very calmly.
“Then she agrees.”
I
Zhao Chunian, holding me in one hand and the dog in the other, talked and laughed with my mother, Ms. Zhao, on the beautiful
mountain road in spring.
My footsteps were superficial and my head was confused until I climbed to the top of the mountain. When Ms. Zhao warmly invited Zhao
Chunian to play at home, I couldn’t come to my senses. Who am
I? Where am I? What am I doing.
Why is it that when you just come out to climb a mountain with the male God next door, it turns into a big social death scene of mother-in-law
watching son-in-law? Ms.
Zhao even took Zhao Chunian, together with me, took Doudou and
took a picturesque picture on the top of the mountain.
And upload the circle of friends at the first time. I met my daughter’s boyfriend
today, and he was really excellent.
Seven aunts and eight aunts rushed to praise him for the first time, and praised the young man for his talent.
I picked up a treasure. After climbing to the top, Ms. Zhao said she would take Doudou down the mountain from the other side to go home, and told Zhao Chunian
to take me to have a good time.
Before he left, he patted me on the shoulder.
Then I got a death threat from my mother WeChat. Ms.
Zhao: Do a good job and don’t come back even if you let him go.
I suspect that I picked it up in the trash can, and Zhao Chunian is Ms. Zhao’s long-lost
son. Ms.
Zhao left the stage proudly with Doudou.
Zhao Chunian led me down the hill.
I try to pull my hand out.
No twitching.
I tried to shake it again.
Still no swing.
Chao Chu-nien also asked me, “Auntie said she wanted me to go to your house to play. Do you think Sunday is OK
?”
The tone is particularly understated.
I just stopped and stared at him. “What did you just say to my mother?” Zhao Chunian did not change color.
“I talked about my work unit and my family conditions.”
“Oh yes, I also made an appointment for my aunt to have a physical examination at the health center of our hospital.
She came to see me directly on Monday, and I took her there.”
I raised his paw, which was attached to mine.
“I say the first sentence.”
Zhao Chunian took a look at the two hands, smiled, and changed the handshake gesture into a ten-finger
clasp.
“I say I’m your boyfriend, if you agree.”
Then I added a sentence at the first time.
“Auntie agreed. What about you?”
My face turned red. When
you laugh, you really have no resistance!
However, Zhao Chunian did not give me too many opportunities to resist.
“If you don’t speak, I’ll take that as a yes.”
I No, I want to talk.
But my tongue was very successful in stopping my inner cry.
Zhao Chunian grunted my head again and led me down the hill.
“Auntie said that my uncle would be at home today, or we could go home for dinner.”
I Tell
me clearly, what do you mean by going home to eat, go back to your house or my house, or
go back to my mother’s house?
My head is in a mess.
Zhao Chunian gave me another option.
“Or will you come to my place tonight, and I’ll cook for you, and visit your house tomorrow?”
I made a particularly spineless remark.
“Don’t cook with tomatoes.”
Zhao Chunian laughed. On the fifth day of knowing the
male God, the male God asked me to climb the mountain, met my mother-in-law
by the way, and then confirmed the love relationship with me.
I always feel that something is wrong, but I can’t say it.
Zhao Chunian led me to the supermarket and bought a lot of food. Then he put me
on the sofa and said,
“It’s up to you to watch TV or brush the tablet or play games.”
I looked at his busy back in the kitchen and jumped up from the sofa.
“I’ll give you a hand.”
Zhao Chunian pressed my shoulder and pushed me out of the door. When he reached the door, he stopped again. Although the kitchen of the
male God’s house is open, it has a partition
of a glass sliding door. When
Zhao Chunian pushed me out, he went a little crooked. Instead of
reaching the opening of the sliding door, I almost hit the glass door.
That is, I stood facing the glass, the male God stood behind me, one hand on my
shoulder, one hand on the glass.
It looked like he was holding me in his arms.
Then Chao lowered his head slightly, as if blowing into my ear, and said,
“This is the first time I’ve ever cooked for you. If you come to help, I’ll misunderstand that we
‘re both an old married couple.” Is there an old married couple who has known each other for a week! Why weren’t you so good at flirting when
you were in the hospital!
I ran away.
Zhao Chunian laughed as he cut vegetables.
The meal was tasteless to me.
I really don’t know the taste of food.
Because I ate three big bowls with his face. All the plates on the
table were finally empty, and Zhao Chunian
said pointedly when he sent me out.
“Well, it’s really easy to feed.”
I
Can we live a good life!
I tried to push Ya with my backhand, but instead he grabbed my wrist and took it to my arms. Then
a light kiss fell on my forehead.
“Good night and go to bed early.”
In the end, I floated back. All I could think about was Zhao Chunian’s last trick on my forehead.
Wang Xiaoxiao sent me a gossipy message and asked me about the latest development.
And I told him that tomorrow my male God and I would go home to visit Ms. Zhao and Gu Xiansen.
Wang Xiaoxiao answered me with two words.
What the fuck.
In fact, I also want to say these two words.
After knowing each other for a week, my relationship with the male God has changed from old and dead
to entering the hall.
This speed is faster than high-speed rail.
Probably in order to take care of my getting up, Zhao Chunian knocked on my
door at nine o’clock the next day.
Brought breakfast. In the middle of
breakfast, I received a warm greeting from Ms. Zhao.
From how we went yesterday, to when we got home today; from what Xiao Zhao
likes to eat, to today is to be a guest, let him never bring gifts.
All aspects were explained in detail. The sound leakage of the mobile phone was a little loud, so I simply turned on the speakerphone.
When Ms. Zhao had a good talk, I told him that Xiao Zhao in her mouth was sitting next
to me. Ms.
Zhao’s voice changed in an instant.
While asking Zhao Chunian what he likes to eat, he asked him not to hurry and take his time, and told
him not to be nervous.
Zhao Chunian promised one by one, with a gentle, courteous and frugal face. Ms.
Zhao hung up the phone contentedly.
Zhao Chunian waited for me to finish my breakfast and change my clothes
.
In the end, I really couldn’t find an excuse.
He also took the key for me.
Later, Zhao Chunian told me that when I went back to my own home, my expression was to die generously, but when I went to his
home, it had already turned into a broken pot.
Zhao Chunian received the highest standard of reception from Ms. Zhao and Mr. Gu at my home. For this reason, Mr.
Gu even opened a bottle of Feitian Maotai which he had treasured for a long time. After drinking
two glasses of wine, the topic of conversation at the dinner table turned into when he and I would argue,
when we would have a drink, and when we would hold each other for three years. I don’t think my dad would dare to say that if he gave him one more dish of peanuts.
A meal under Zhao Chunian’s perfect gentlemanly demeanor, the host and guest enjoyed themselves. Ms.
Zhao served a fruit bowl to the two gentlemen and pulled me into the kitchen.
“What’s the matter with you and him?”
“I went to the hospital to register to see if my aunt was out of tune, and then I registered with him.”
“And then?”
“Then I found out he lived next door to me.”
“So?”
“So we got to know each other and went to climb a mountain together.”
“After climbing the mountain?”
“Here it is after the climb.” Ms.
Zhao:..
Although I don’t want to admit it, the way Ms. Zhao looked at me only sent a message
.
I was ready red melon seeds, and you gave me a lonely. The conversation in the living room has progressed to betrothal gifts and dowries, as well as which brand
to buy.
Finally, Mr. Gu’s remaining reason was still telling him that I was his own daughter, not the cabbage on the roadside
stall, and that it was easy to catch someone and send it out with money.
Zhao Chunian coaxed my father to be obedient and my mother to smile.
He vowed that he would fall in love with me at first sight and that he would not marry me in his life.
Before leaving, he somehow conjured up a pair of wine, two cartons of cigarettes, a box of milk and two boxes
of tea, and put them in front of my house.
I looked at Ms. Zhao and felt that she wanted me to take the household registration book with Zhao Chunian
to the Civil Affairs Bureau on the spot. On the way
back, Zhao Chunian asked me if I would go to the movies next week. In line with the spirit that climbing the mountain was already so exciting that I would not be able to
make a mistake when watching a movie,
I agreed without fear of death.
But it turns out that you can’t use common sense to infer the brain circuitry of a straight man of steel.
He can really make trouble for you.
My first date with my male God began with climbing the mountain and ended with meeting my parents.
My second date with my male God began with holding hands and watching movies, and ended with meeting his parents
.
Yes, his parents, my nominally prospective parents-in-law. In the second week of
my acquaintance with Zhao Chunian, he took
me to his home unprepared. After watching the movie
that day, he gave me two choices.
Should I go to his house for dinner or go shopping in the mall.
Here, Chao Chu-nien is very scheming to use the vague concept of “his home.”.
I took it for granted that he would go back to his own home, or like last time,
he would cook for me. It would be more
perfect
if you could drive a car before and after meals, kiss and hug and hold it high.
As a result, he didn’t take me to the supermarket at all, nor did he take me to any place where I could buy
food.
Instead, he drove me directly to a strange neighborhood.
If I didn’t know where he worked, I would think he was a human trafficker who was abducting an old girl in the flower season
. When I
got on the elevator, I was silly to ask him when he bought a second apartment. Is the salary of a
doctor so high.
As a result, he didn’t even take out the key and rang the doorbell. Inside, a lively family, neat scenes, heartily, bombarded my
walnut-sized brain, and my world view of painting style. The nurse sister who was called sister by
Zhao Chunian brought me slippers. The steady man who was called brother-in-law by
Zhao Chunian shook hands with me. The little boy, who was called Lele by
Zhao Chunian, rushed over and hugged my leg and said, “Aunt, you are
here.”.
And the aunt who stuck her head out of the kitchen and was called mother by Zhao Chunian kindly
told me to sit down.
And the uncle who came out of the study and was called Dad by Zhao Chunian led me to sit on
the sofa with a smile.
I was dumbfounded, helpless, sitting on the sofa, like sitting on a mountain of knives, the
opposite asked what I answered, purely by instinct, but the brain.
I always feel that Lele looks familiar, as if I had seen her somewhere.
Until the male God’s mother was calling for dinner, the table was full of hard dishes, and
even faintly overwhelmed my family’s reception of Zhao Chunian. On the
dinner table, four big and one small, they took turns to persuade me to eat more. I was on pins and needles after
a meal. In the middle of the meal
, Lele shouted to go to the mall to take a small train. The nurse’s little sister pulled her son
and her husband to tell me apologetically that she had run away with her son. Mother said that she had made an appointment with the beauty salon to open her back, but the other party had urged her several times
and could not accompany her any more.
As for my father, he said that he had made an appointment with Lao Wang next door for the endgame, and he must be anxious
to wait.
A big table of people, walking and running, and finally only Zhao Chunian and I were left.
I feel a little embarrassed.
Zhao Chunian asked me if I would eat.
I patted my already round stomach and shook my head silently.
Zhao Chunian asked me if I wanted to watch TV again.
I thought I had just finished watching the movie and refused again.
Zhao Chunian finally asked me if I wanted to go to his room to have a rest.
I thought about it, the so-called full of warmth and lust, I will not suffer a loss if I go there.
Zhao Chunian introduced his room to me from inside to outside, and read
his resume by voice, including but not limited to where he went to high school, where he went
to university, what awards he won, and what scientific research he was doing recently.
At first, I sat on his bed, and he sat on the stool beside the bed, mainly to make it convenient for him
to get all kinds of props for me at any time.
For example, the certificate of merit, the work permit, and the large model made in college. And then, I was sitting on his bed, and he was sitting on his bed, sitting next to me
. There is a big model aircraft carrier between
me and him.
In fact, it is not correct to say so, because strictly speaking, the aircraft carrier is not
directly between us, because I formed a
scalene triangle with him and the aircraft carrier. He and
I meet at the apex of a triangle, and the carrier is the opposite side of the triangle.
He explained to me the various components of the aircraft carrier, and then I got closer and closer to him
.
When he finished speaking, I asked a question.
“How long have you been working on this?” I twisted naturally when I
asked.
However, I was stiff after twisting.
Because the distance is too close.
So that the tip of my nose touched the tip of his nose.
I could feel his breath on my skin.
One by one, one by one, one by one. Zhao Chunian looked at my eyes, as if there were stars inside, like a burning
flame, hot and focused.
Facts have proved that the distance between people is inversely proportional to the degree of brain sobriety.
Then I saw that the distance between Ya and me continued to be close, close again, infinitely close.
It was not until the soft and moist touch on my lips came that I realized what
had happened. My male God
and I, in his bed, pick up. Connect, connect, connect. Kissed??
Most importantly, in his bed? There is no one
at home except us? Is this a
realistic version of lonely men and widows, and then it will be
a matter of course?
The first kiss was light and shallow, short and hurried, a little tentative
.
At that moment, in my head, only the male God opened the door for me for the first time,
wearing high-necked pajamas, unbuttoning two buttons, wet hair, pure and desirous. The
second kiss followed.
Obviously, this kiss is more experienced than last one.
Lingering for a long time, grinding and sucking gently, there is still some urgency and patience in the gentleness. Anyhow, I am also a person who has three ex-boyfriends, although they are all online lovers, and they haven’t appeared yet
.
But this does not prevent me from unconsciously accumulating relevant vocabulary when I read Xiao Huang Wen.
For example, attacking the city and plundering the land, for example, prying open the lips, for example, the lips and teeth are entangled, and for
example, you come and go.
Zhao Chunian scolded the surface of my lips for a long time. It’s too
long for me to wait.
So, tentatively, I opened my lips a little.
Not enlightened.
So I tentatively stuck out my tongue and licked his lips.
I swear, I really just gave it a tentative, gentle, lick, and then I pulled back immediately
.
But it was at that moment that I felt I had opened a Pandora’s box.
Zhao Chunian seemed to get through the Ren and Du Meridians, and seemed to have experienced an epiphany.
All in all, in the next twenty minutes, I experienced all the descriptions of kissing in all the pornographic books
and articles I had read
.
His hand is on my waist, and my man is on his bosom. Lips and teeth intersect, touching and melancholy.
His breathing was rapid and intense.
I tried to break away, covered my mouth and said what
if the kiss was swollen and his family came back to see it.
However, this fellow held my face very seriously and looked at it, then comforted
me very carefully that it was not swollen, and then shamelessly came up.
In the end, I don’t know how I straddled his legs, how my hands climbed up his back,
and how he pressed his waist into his arms.
The gate opened just right.
I rolled down from him with a red face, grabbed a pillow and sat on a small bench.
Chao Chu-nien leaned slightly over to my ear and said, “It’s a pity that it’s not enough.”
Lele’s energetic voice came from the living room. Call uncle
as you run.
Zhao Chunian walked out as if nothing had happened and talked with the nurse’s little sister about the daily
life of raising a baby today.
I huddled in the room and calmed down for a long time before I went out to say hello to people.
The child really didn’t recognize strangers. He went to take a small train and gave me a badge, which
was carefully pinned on my clothes.
“Auntie, each of us has one. I’ve been sitting here twice!”
Zhao Chunian was obviously very satisfied with the name of Lele. He sent a red envelope on the spot, saying that he had paid for the amusement park today.
Probably the nurse sister tipped off, before long, the aunt’s beauty salon project was over, the uncle’s chess friends meeting was completed, and the whole family was ready to cook dinner.
I tried my best to refuse, but to no avail, I was held down and had a luxurious dinner.
Before I left, my aunt stuffed a red envelope into my hand. The amount was unknown, but it was thick and heavy in my hand.
I took out the spirit of a child’s refusal of a red envelope during the Spring Festival and shouted that I couldn’t do it. However, Zhao Chunian was still watching the scene of bustle and advised me to accept it.
Well, what can I say? Take it. After all
the kisses and hugs, the family members have seen each other, and it seems inappropriate to hold it again.
Besides, as far as the speed of Zhao Chunian’s arrangement is concerned, I estimate that on his schedule for next week, the probability is that the parents of both sides will meet to discuss the betrothal gifts and the auspicious day for the banquet. When I got on the
bus, I came to my senses and told Zhao Chunian that the first time I came to the door, I didn’t bring any fruit or sugar, and I got back a red envelope empty-handed. I felt very embarrassed. The male God said that what to do without this courtesy, sooner or later is a family, the money is
the same in anyone’s pocket.
Wang Xiaoxiao’s phone call was just right.
Open your mouth and ask me to come to a certain bar to save the scene. Don’t ask too much. Just come here
. Let’s talk about it when we meet. We must take a taxi.
Zhao Chunian was particularly on the road. I heard Wang Xiaoxiao’s crackling. He heard
the address clearly and opened the navigation with one hand. He cut the road and turned around.
I don’t understand, this guy has been in the bar all the year round, known as the goddess of a thousand cups of wine,
how can he be reduced to looking for me to save the scene?
My capacity for liquor is only three bottles of beer, and I dare not even touch the white one.
I’m going to save her, which is probably to contribute one more drunken loach
to the bar.
The place is easy to find, the bar is on the street, but the parking space is a little hanging.
Zhao Chunian drove around several parking lots, but he didn’t find a parking space.
I called Wang Xiaoxiao, but he didn’t know what he was busy with. He didn’t
even answer three times.
I have no choice but to let Zhao Chunian go to find a parking space, I get off to find someone, drive real-time
shared positioning, and wait for him to park the car and then meet me. According to the name of the bar in Wang Xiao’s novel, I felt all the way over and found the tough girl in the bar who was checking
out at the booth, and the little milk dog beside her who was paralyzed and drunk like mud.
“What’s the matter with you?”
Wang Xiaoxiao is also a little worried.
“I didn’t know he couldn’t drink so much. It’s just two bottles of red, three bottles of beer, and two cocktails
. That’s it.”
I Hunting geese
all day long and being pecked by geese.
How can she really meet an innocent man who can’t even drink?
I sincerely advise her to buy a lottery ticket when she wakes up tomorrow, and her luck will change.
The little milk dog looks very thin, but no matter how thin the man is, he weighs more than one hundred and ten.
When a man weighing more than one hundred pounds collapsed in a chair without any resistance
, a girl alone really couldn’t drag it. Wang Xiaoxiao and
I walked out alone with his little milk dog.
I finally know why this guy called me to save the scene.
What he shouted was a free laborer. There was a long alley from the bar, and I was busy carrying people forward
until three pairs of shoes in front of us blocked our way, and then I looked up. The
standard gangster intercepts the bar out of the single female configuration.
Wang Xiaoxiao is particularly conscious.
Holding her unconscious little milk dog, she took the initiative to squat in the corner.
Before he left, he specifically told me, “Don’t kill anyone.” With a
deep sigh, what more could I ask for if I had such a bad friend in life.
My motor nerves are inherited from my father, Mr. Gu, while Ms. Zhao insists that girls
must have the ability to protect themselves.
So in junior high school, Mr. Gu enrolled me in the track and field team, and Ms. Zhao took me to learn Taekwondo
.
The results are pretty good.
I won the silver medal in the junior high school group city competition in sprint, and I got the black belt after Taekwondo.
When it comes to fighting and running away, I haven’t lost yet.
Of course, I’m a good lady, and I don’t usually fight. When
Zhao Chunian parked the car and found me according to the location, I was beating the last gangster
on the ground. Next to them lay two yellow hairs with black and blue faces, covering their stomachs and unable to stand up.
Zhao Chunian looked at me, looked at the hoodlum, and looked at Wang Xiaoxiao
, who was squatting on one side holding the milk dog. He gasped gently and came over to squat beside me.
“You can’t fight like this.”
I
I always feel that there is something wrong with what I said, but I can’t say it.
Zhao Chunian squatted down beside me and pointed me out in a soft voice.
You can’t hit him in this position. It’s easy to cause spleen rupture and massive bleeding. You hit it to the side
, pay attention to the force, and make sure you hit it accurately. I
don’t know why, but I felt that the cries of the two gangsters next to me suddenly became smaller
.
He even grabbed my hand, put it in the right position, and then said,
“You hit it here, with your knuckles slightly protruding, right, right, right, that’s it.
Aim at this point, and hit it hard. It hurts and doesn’t hurt.”
I
Gangster:..
Wang Xiaoxiao:.. All of a sudden, there was a dead silence in the empty alley.
Zhao Chunian even checked the other two hoodlums for me.
Draw a conclusion.
“There’s nothing wrong with it. You don’t even have to go to the hospital for skin injuries. You buy some medicinal liquor and apply
it yourself, and spray some alcohol to disinfect it. If you really don’t feel at ease, you can use some Yunnan Baiyao.”
After that, he turned around and praised me, saying, “I played well.”
Several small hoodlums did not even dare to fart, helped each other, and ran away
with rolling and crawling.
Look, look, what is a cruel man. It is not enough to
say that he is cruel.
This is simply a wolf!
Zhao Chunian even helped Wang Xiaoxiao pick up her little milk dog.
“Address, where to go?”
Wang Xiaoxiao announced the name of her own community in a dull way.
I glanced at her.
The other side justifiably told me that going back to her home was her own home court, and that the little milk dog was the meat on the chopping
block and was at her disposal. I seriously doubt that she doesn’t know where the puppy lives. Dr.
Zhao Chunian’s aura is all open. He drives carefully and does not speak.
Wang Xiaoxiao is holding the little milk dog in the back row, trembling for fear that he will spit dirty male God’s car.
I sat in the passenger seat and touched the quail on the back of my hand.
To tell you the truth, the result of not often fighting is that after the fight, the gangster’s whole body hurts, and my hand
hurts.
Zhao Chunian threw the little milk dog on the bed for Wang Xiaoxiao and pulled me home.
Before entering the community, I went to the drugstore, bought a box of Yunnan Baiyao spray, and sat in the
car to spray me.
“Remember not to fight so hard in the next fight. It’s enough to kick two feet. You don’t have to start
.”
I
All of a sudden, the aura of the male God’s doctor who heals the wounded and rescues the dying was broken into a
slag in my eyes.
“Next time something like this happens, you take the car and I’ll go.”
I nodded my head like a chicken pecking rice.
At this level of business, he is a professional in fighting. “But it’s better not to have any.”
I didn’t dare to say a word and continued to nod.
“Your hand hurts, and it hurts me.” The dim light of the
street lamp and the white light of the lighting in the car are mixed together. Zhao Chunian’s eyebrows and eyes are hidden
in the warm white interwoven light, melting in the bitter and quiet taste of Baiyao, gentle and
focused. The fireworks in
my head exploded again in an instant. The advantage of
living next door is that you can walk on the same floor, take the same elevator and walk through the
same passage to maximize the time of parting ways.
Zhao Chunian stopped at the door of my house and waited for me to take out the key. Laughing as he
waited, “You didn’t bring it again this time, did you?”
I took the key out of my bag.
Zhao Chunian leaned against the wall and waited for me to open the door.
I know what he’s waiting for. I just won’t say.
Let him trick me into going to his house without telling me in advance.
Who doesn’t have a little temper? However, he followed me and entered my house without saying hello to me
.
Of course, after coming in, he quickly found a high-sounding
reason for his entrance.
“I’ll put the medicine in your house, and you remember to spray it yourself.”
After that, I added a special sentence.
“If you want to put it in my house, you can come to me and I’ll help you with the medicine.” The
man had already closed the door and pressed me to the door with his hand.
Then he whispered in my ear, “I’ve said it, but it’s not enough.”
***, scheming man.
I asked him why he had to drag me home after dinner.
Together is to go home, no one came to open the door casually!
An avalanche of kisses rolled in.
He even put one hand on my shoulder and put me against the wall, and covered my eyes
with the other hand.
Warm, dry hands lay on my face, and my eyelashes brushed his palms as I blinked, in exchange
for his more frantic crushing on my lips. And this guy is also self-taught to draw inferences about other cases from one instance, pry my lips directly with his tongue, drive
straight into his teeth, entangle my tongue, and explore it wantonly. As a result of the darkness
before my eyes, my other senses are particularly sensitive. The intertwining and ambiguity between the
lips and teeth, the burning and rushing of the breath on the face, the heavy and restrained breathing
in the ears.
They are all magnified infinitely.
And he was able to hold my hand, put my hands around his neck,
put me against the door, put my hands around my waist, and press me into his arms while keeping my back on the door
. The
hard chest pressed my body, the thin waist pressed me to death on the back of the door, and the long legs
did not forget to put another pressure on me.
In the end, I was almost soft in his arms, and all the support was hanging on him
.
After a while, he finally let me go.
He buried his head in my neck, and the warm breath made my neck itch.
Even my heart is like being brushed by a hundred small feathers, light and itchy.
“Let’s get married early. I can’t help it two more times.”
I think maybe the male God of this night is too evil, or the moonlight of
this night is too sultry, or my dinner of this night is too full. In a word, when Zhao Chunian said this sentence against my neck.
I actually devilishly said a good word.
That’s the good one.
Zhao Chunian almost didn’t do it on the bed for me on the spot.
I was so confused by his kiss that I didn’t realize how he finally turned me into the
bedroom.
My bedroom, my bed, my quilt, my pillow, my throw pillow.
Just one more of him. The face of the
male God, which can be attacked, accepted, salty and sweet, is magnified infinitely in front of me.
Touching my conscience, at that moment, I suddenly understood the sentence of Wang Xiao’s novel.
Whether he gets married or not, he won’t regret it if he does it first.
Things have come to this point, and I don’t want to take care of it. Let’s
finish it.
However, after Zhao Chunian put me on the bed, he buried his face in my neck for a long
time.
Then he actually covered me with a quilt, arranged his clothes and stood up. Yeah, he’s standing up. He
was still dead as a beast in his clothes, as if he
were not the man who had just become a beast.
I watched dumbfounded as Zhao Chunian said good night to me. He took the door for me
before he left.
I looked at the empty living room and the lonely box of Yunnan Baiyao
on the take-out tea table.
Grind one’s teeth. Are you going to take off your
pants and play this game for me?
Niang’s male God is a needle under the sea, and I have seen it today.
Holding the quilt in my arms, I thought about it for half a night. Obviously, Zhao Chunian and I had met
for two weeks. Why did he put me on the wedding schedule so quickly.
Wang Xiaoxiao’s plan to flirt with me is useless, but I have a feeling that he has finished
flirting with me.
And my feeling, after work on Wednesday, reached its peak.
Because of Zhao Chunian’s behavior of getting cold feet before he took off his pants, I didn’t reply to his message for two days
. Then he went directly to the downstairs of my company and dragged me out of the crowd
after work and went straight to the hotel box. The moment I
opened the door, I seemed to see the scene of a large Hongmen banquet.
My mother, Ms. Zhao, is talking happily with Zhao Chunian’s mother.
My father, Mr. Gu, is drinking and talking with Zhao Chunian’s father.
The nurse’s little sister is laughing beside her.
Lele is holding Ms. Zhao’s hand and calling Grandma coquettishly. Before
I could react, I was pulled by Zhao Chunian and quickly seated.
At that moment, I admitted that I was really confused. There are only three questions left in
my head. Who am
I? Where am I? What am I doing.
Zhao Chunian quickly integrated into the topic of the dinner party, following Ms. Zhao’s train of thought, all the way
from getting married to holding a wedding banquet, and then from wedding photos to betrothal gifts and dowries, covering a wide range of content
, even including the location and decoration style of the wedding room.
I listened as I peeled the shrimp, and the more I listened, the more wrong it was.
According to the progress of my acquaintance with Zhao Chunian, the families of both sides should meet
for the first time. But why did my father and his father have such a high degree of tacit understanding.
My mother and her mother, on the other hand, were as familiar as sisters. On the pretext of urination,
I dragged Zhao Chunian out of the box and asked him to be honest.
However, the other side doesn’t like me at all.
Not only did he not eat, but he also hid in the fire passage and pressed me against the wall.
“Want to know?”
I nodded vigorously. I
don’t just want to know. I really want to know.
Zhao Chunian took a heavy bite on my neck.
“I’ll tell you when I get the certificate.”
I
An animal!
I said that I would never agree to get a license if he didn’t tell me honestly.
However, the next second, the inside page of my account book appeared in his hand.
And Ya threw the thin page of paper and told me that I had asked for leave tomorrow, and my
mother personally helped me pick the day. On the auspicious day of the zodiac, it is appropriate to travel and marry.
Then he completely ignored my resistance and dragged me back to dinner.
I even thought it wasn’t a meal, it was my body feast. When Ms.
Zhao looked at me, she was not only relieved, but also relieved to get rid of a super
drag oil bottle.
Before going out, he did not forget to pull Zhao Chunian and earnestly asked him.
“My daughter has been raised by me to be a little capricious. Chao, you have to give in to her
a little more.”
I almost hit my head on the steps of the restaurant.
Zhao Chunian took my hand and expressed his loyalty to Ms. Zhao.
“Qiuqiu is not self-willed. Even if she is self-willed, I like it.”
I
This life is not going to go on. The elders of
both sides reached an agreement on the ceremony of selling themselves, and they were satisfied and went back to their homes.
Zhao Chunian took me by the hand and walked all the way back.
I followed him half a step and stepped on his shadow. “Are you hiding something from me?”
“Mmm.”
“Is there something your family is hiding from me?”
“Mmm.”
“Does my family know about that?”
“Mmm.”
“Do all of you know but I don’t?”
「…… Uh
Zhao Chunian’s last word was obviously a little hesitant. After thinking about it
, he added another sentence.
“You’re not completely ignorant.”
Eh?
I looked up at him with a confused look on my face.
“I don’t understand why you like me.”
Zhao Chunian is also very confused. “I haven’t figured it out yet. Why haven’t you figured it out?”
I’m not leaving at all. Stay
where you are. I won’t go home until he makes it clear.
Zhao Chunian is very helpless.
“You keep putting things on the table all the time. I would have thought you would have remembered.”
I I have a lot of
things on my desk, computer touch pen, mouse, tablet, snack, desk lamp, small bookshelf, I
have no manuscripts, no overtime, no bad habits, what else can I forget?
Zhao Chunian sighed and rubbed my hair.
“I had the trophy on your desk made to order.”
I
I
Probably because I was too surprised to see my performance, Zhao Chunian finally showed mercy and
became a man.
“Originally I wanted Lele to recognize you as his godmother, but then I thought about it and decided it would be better for you
to be his aunt.”
My face was shocked. I said that Lele looked familiar. When I was more than
three years old, I grew up to four years old, and I was still a lump of meat.
But strictly speaking, I really haven’t seen their family.
Because I was afraid of being retaliated by human traffickers, and because my teacher taught me to do good deeds without leaving
a name, I refused the family’s request to thank them in person several times.
And then I forgot all about it.
Zhao Chunian has a rogue face.
“Say it first. You said it yourself that day. You didn’t go back on your words about proposing marriage
. You can’t deny it now.”
I flew into a rage.
“That day I had sperm in my head. How could I ask for a proposal like that? That’s a proposal.”
But the next second, my hand was stuffed into a small box. The
diamond ring inside is shining in the moonlight.
Zhao Chunian’s eyes, as if also infected with the general moonlight, brilliant, so gentle that
people can almost drown in it.
“I’ve been looking at you for a year, three months and four days. Miss Gu Qiu, now
I sincerely ask you, can I always look at you like this?” “As a husband.”
At that moment, I found that I couldn’t say no.
In fact, I have never understood that getting a license should be a very simple process. Why did Zhao
Chunian have to ask for a whole day’s leave.
Not only did he ask for a whole day, but he also took the initiative to ask for a whole
day’s leave with my mother.
However, I will understand after I get the certificate.
Not only did I understand why I had to take a whole day off, but I also learned another word without a teacher. Publicize prostitution
in the daytime. Before I got the
red book, I was taken all the way back to the community by him.
Well, I live in the neighborhood next door to him. The man in the
elevator pretended to ask me who I was going home to.
I was busy studying the degree of refinement of my photo on the marriage certificate all the way, and I casually replied, “Who
is different?”.
Then I was led into his bedroom by him. By the time
I realized it, the curtains were closed. I have regretted it countless times afterwards.
If I had foreseen this situation earlier, I would have
had a full breakfast.
God knows why a gynecologist’s physical strength is so good!
Not only the physical strength is good, the technology is also the thief cow.
According to his own words, that is, he read the official guidance of the little yellow book.
God’s official little yellow book! He’s an
animal.
The beast even asked me in a sanctimonious manner if I wanted to have a look together so that I
could know more about myself.
If he hadn’t been naked at that time and wanted to take me
naked, I would have believed his lies.
I remember it very well. It was ten o’clock in the morning when we came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau
that day, and it was ten twenty when we returned to the community
from the Civil Affairs Bureau.
However, when I was able to get up and get out of bed, the time on my mobile phone
was clearly 14:43.
As it turns out, wanting to eat and actually eating are obviously two different things. The male God’s figure is really good, and his physical strength is really good.
But I really can’t enjoy it. I
ended up basically clinging to his neck and begging him to end it.
However, Zhao Chunian obviously did not intend to let me go easily.
“Do you remember what you offered me to eat when you found out I lived next door?” When
he said this, I was just going to order takeout and climb out of bed to stay away from him
.
But the next second, I was pulled back to bed by him.
I touched my empty stomach and froze for a moment.
And then I almost buried my head in the pillow.
Zhao Chunian straightened me, hugged me and kissed me all the way from the earlobe to the side
of the neck and then to the shoulder.
“At that time I wanted to tell you that there are things you can try and find out
.”