My roommate is a beauty. Once drunk
, she woke up the next day and sent me a video in which I was singing
and fixing the bathroom pipes.
What’s more, I knelt on the ground and proposed to her, asking her not to move away and keep my
heart forever.
When I was very embarrassed, she blushed and asked me, “Do you still
count what you said yesterday?” It all started
when I met my weird ex-girlfriend.
My name is Zheng Jian, a gynecologist.
As a male obstetrician and gynecologist, I am often asked, “What should I do when I meet an
acquaintance on a house call?”? Will it be awkward?
I would take a deep breath, knit my brows, and act out the inevitable: “Awkward
, of course.”
And a sigh, preferably a hint of shyness. But the actual answer is,
“Are you embarrassed by the computer code?”? Is it awkward to screw on the assembly line? If you’re not
embarrassed, why should I be embarrassed. Seeing dozens of patients a day has long been numbing, and
it’s just a pile of parts.
But I can’t answer that. It would make me look sick. Although, it’s all
true! Today
, however, it was really embarrassing-
because as soon as I pushed the door, I saw my ex-girlfriend Peng Jia.
To be exact, it is my first love and my black moonlight.
She was lying on the examination table, her legs high, wrapped in black stockings, almost in my
face.
Hi! Doctor Cheng, long time no see! She still had a standard sweet smile on her face, and
her tone was sweet and intimate. Stunned,
I blurted out, “What are you doing here?” The voice was high and urgent.
Obviously, I’m embarrassed. The nurse on
one side looked at me, then turned to look at her, with a “I understand”
expression on her face, and then closed the door and left.
Peng Jia chuckled and looked at me mischievously, as she did when she first
saw me in the university canteen and asked me to give her a meal. What was I thinking when I was so embarrassed that I wanted to be dried into a specimen?
Should I let my ex-girlfriend take off her pants, or should I take them off for her? Or, open the door
with your right hand and run away, and poke your eyes with your left hand to prove your innocence?
NO，NO，NO。
No, you can’t guess the answer. All
I could think about was the Chanel CF bag that Peng Jia was hanging next to.
You ask me how a straight man knows this bag is called CF. That’s a long story.
Peng Jia is my college classmate and my first love.
I was actually an ordinary man, and it was impossible for Peng Jia, who was already charming at that time, to take
a fancy to me. I once asked her this question, but Peng Jia smiled without saying anything, but soon I knew
why.
Because I am honest and obedient, I can satisfy Peng Jia’s most thorough princess desire.
In the years of our love, Peng Jia’s favorite thing to do was to torture me with all kinds of questions
.
For example:
“Honey, do you know what BF is?”
I shook my head. “BF is boyfriend, it’s you.”
“Oh!”
“Do you know what CF is?”
「Chinesefriend？ Chinese friends?
“What? Remember, this Chanel CF is bought by BF.”
I nodded my head. Immediately saw the price-23 thousand??
This bag can only hold a medical record book, but it is so expensive.
Peng Jia laughs that I am a country bumpkin. For this reason, I began to save money secretly, do tutoring, pass leaflets
, and go to the Academy of Fine Arts to be a human model in winter. Anyway, I just want to give her a surprise on her birthday
.
Unexpectedly, just one day before her birthday, Peng Jia ran away with an old
man twice my age.
At that time, I was still young, and I thought this kind of giving was called “true love.”.
Now there is a better word to sum up my first love: “Lick
Dog.”.
But Peng Jia has a kind of charm, that is, even if I have been treated like this by her, I still can’t
hate her. Just as I was about to continue asking her why she was here, the phone rang
in a hurry.
Peng Jia sat up impatiently from the examination bed and picked up the phone.
Her eyes rolled to the top of her head, leaving only a crimson eye shadow, but her tone was still sweet
and pleasant.
Sure enough, they are “mature urban white-collar workers” who have been in the battlefield for a long time.
The call sounded like a call from Peng Jia’s boss, urging her to hurry somewhere, something important
. Hanging up the phone, Peng Jia picked up her Chanel CF bag and walked to the door.
Her way of saying that the wind is the rain is exactly the same as when I knew her.
I breathed a sigh of relief. Just then
, Peng Jia turned back and ordered,
“Listen carefully.”. Call me tonight, or I’ll come back tomorrow.
“Hey, what’s your phone number again?”
“Think for yourself.” When I got home
in the evening, I saw the dust on the keys of my mobile phone clearly, but I still didn’t
remember Peng Jia’s phone number. That’s because when we broke up, she blacklisted me in all directions, even the account
of Xianyu.
In this network information age, it is more difficult to completely remove
a person’s contact information than to exterminate cockroaches all over the world.
But Peng Jia did it.
I wanted to let it go, but the WeChat reminded me that I had received a friend request
.
Head is a woman’s lower half of the face, only exposed below the nose, lipstick flirtatious, slightly raised corners
of the mouth, charming and mysterious, is Peng Jia’s style.
I took a look at the mobile phone number displayed in Calais WeChat-yes, that’s her.
I paused, passed the friend request, and then immediately locked the screen with some nervousness. Holding my cell phone,
I thought about how to phrase it and how to play a game with Peng Jia to
find out what she was up to.
As a result, the mobile phone lit up.
I saw that she sent the message first.
When I clicked on it, my heartbeat missed half a beat directly, and the sobriety and firmness I had just tried to build collapsed
directly.
It’s a selfie, a selfie in a white shirt and a plaid skirt. In the sunshine, the white shirt on her
body was slightly transparent. Still showing only lips and chin. But I was stunned, as if I had returned to the years of licking dogs regardless
of everything.
Peng Jia is still so charming. Just then
, a new selfie came in.
The white shirt faded to the shoulder, revealing the pink bikini inside, and the string of the
bikini hung loosely on the white shoulder, looking like it was about to slip off
at any time.
But that’s not the point.
The point is-she showed her stunning face.
But that face is not Peng Jia!
At this time, I suddenly remembered something, and quickly took another look at this person’s micro-signal. The mantissa of
Peng Jia’s micro-signal is “8”, but the mantissa of this number is “6”!
This is not a new type of telecom fraud, is it?
I think some time ago, Lao Liu also met a female model on the dating APP.
Love for five days, transfer one hundred thousand.
Had it not been for the police coming to him and saying that his wife had been criminally detained, he would not
have believed that his little Beibei was a big man of 230 catties, who was even sloppier than him
. At that moment, the mobile phone rang. That’s the number!
I picked up and did not speak, but the other side took the initiative to speak.
“Ah, um..” A lingering melancholy breath sound, I seem to be able to feel the warm
breath sprayed on my face!
Then she said, “Do you like the picture?”? Why do you ignore people? I couldn’t
pretend anymore, so I hesitated and answered, “Are you looking for the wrong person
?” There was silence on the other end of the
phone, and then there was a loud scream.
In that sharp and high-pitched female voice, I finally figured out one thing
-even if it was a telecom fraud, I would have to be the defendant!
I said “I’m sorry” in a panic and hung up the phone.
But then I thought: What am I sorry for? Did she add me? I didn’t ask her
for those pictures, either? Only
then did I breathe sigh of relief and continue to lie on the sofa to play Tik Tok.
I thought it was over, but I didn’t expect it to cause more waves.
The next night, I was forced to meet Peng Jia again. A five-star hotel with a statue of the Statue of Liberty at the door and a mural
of Pangu behind it.
This is a new luxury place in the city. From accommodation to beauty to food, it claims
that all the needs of enjoyment can be met here.
She made an appointment with the steak house inside, and it was said that every steak was flown in from Australia
.
Choose here, very Peng Jia. There are not many people in the
steak house.
I was still looking at the foreigner at the next table, and she was already cutting a piece of
medium-rare steak with blood gurgling.
I couldn’t help myself: “Before I swatted a mosquito, you said it was bloody, but now I’m not afraid of eating raw meat
?”
Peng Jia gave me a white look. “What do you know?”? I’m taking a hemoglobin supplement. If you have
anything to say, eat until you are full.
I didn’t like raw meat, so I watched Peng Jia straighten her back and keep her arms at an elegant
angle to the table, like a precision instrument-cutting meat, eating meat, shaking the
red wine glass on her right hand, and drinking it. When did
she become like this? Before I could figure out the answer,
she laid hands on me.
She cut off a piece of meat and fed it to me. “Come on, brother Jian, open your mouth.” I shook my head.
Her hands were frozen over the table, and she looked at me with commanding eyes, but her mouth was full of
coquetry: “Give me face.”
I covered my stomach and said, “I really can’t.”
Peng Jia stuffed the meat into her mouth. “It’s boring.”
I turned my head away unnaturally, and when I looked up again, Peng Jia had taken off her windbreaker
jacket, leaving only a black silk strapless dress skirt, curly Burgundy long.
The hairpin is on the left shoulder, and the tassel earring on the right ear is shining.
I couldn’t help it and asked her, “What are you doing?”? Borrow money? How much do you say? I’ll
lend you.
Peng Jia smiled. “I want to borrow something from you because I want to have a baby
with you.” With
that, she looked at me with her cheeks in her hands, and her chest was squeezed out of a long
and deep gully by two hands. You
don’t need to raise it, you just need to provide your genes. Accordingly, I
will give you a large sum of money for nutrition. Are
you kidding me? With Peng Jia’s appearance and condition, you can’t find anyone. Why do you have to find
me?
Obviously, Peng Jia also guessed what I was thinking. “To tell you the truth, I’ve had a lot of boyfriends since I separated from you,” she said. There is no
gentleman like you. Other people, I don’t trust them to be the father
of my child. Silly,
I was trying to refute Peng Jia’s ridiculous idea when Peng Jia’s cell phone rang again. The
familiar sweet voice picked it up, and the familiar one rolled her eyes while saying something. Without saying a few
words, she motioned me to wait for her with her eyes, stood up and walked outside.
I watched Peng Jia’s figure go out of the door.
Then a young female voice came from behind.
“I’ve found you!”! Why didn’t you answer the phone?
I looked back and saw a girl standing behind me, dressed in a red dress.
How do you do? Who are you looking for? I asked in wonder.
She gave me a white look and said, “I’m looking for you.”. Why don’t you answer the
phone?
I suddenly remembered that this was the bikini girl who had taken a picture of me last night!
I couldn’t help looking her up and down.
She gave me a hard look. “Why, haven’t you seen enough?” Before the words were out, she put her hand into my trouser pocket and groped left and right.
Her head dangled in front of my chest, her hands writhing from one pocket to the other.
“Ouch!” I didn’t react for a while, and she had touched my upper body several times
. Take out your
cell phone. I’m telling you, if you hide my photos or post them on those
inexplicable websites, I will definitely sue you. I’ve consulted a lawyer. If you do
this, you’ll be sentenced to at least three years.
She continued to feel around my pants. While protecting my body,
I quickly said, “Don’t worry!”! Already deleted!
She was dubious. “See for yourself if you don’t believe me.” Then I handed her my cell phone. The
screen is full of missed calls from her. The girl in
red took her cell phone and sat down on the sofa next to her. I’m neither
standing nor sitting, and I’m at a loss.
She suddenly asked me, “Hey, what’s your name?”
Zheng Jian. What about you
She glanced at me and opened her own conversation. She said, her name is big tiger, big
tiger, big tiger.
As for why she sent me a picture. She leaned back on the sofa and said, “I drank too much and wanted to send it to my boyfriend
.”. I didn’t expect to make a mistake.
Then she added, “Oh, before …” Ex-boyfriend. It was just divided
yesterday.
“Congratulations.” I made a perfunctory remark. She gave me a white look and stopped talking. With
a glass of water, Dahu turned over my mobile phone.
I said, “No?”
She smiled and threw her cell phone to me. On the screen was the latest photo
of Yui Hatano. The name of the folder was: Encyclopedia of Flower Cultivation and Fertilization Techniques.
I wanted to explain that it was sent to me by my bad friend Lao Liu, but I didn’t have the nerve to open my mouth.
The big tiger sneered, “You’re sensible, but you’re not.”. But don’t pretend to be a
gentleman.
“I’m not pretending..” I don’t know why, but I always want to explain to her.
At that moment, the big tiger glanced out of the window and snorted, “This is not over!” And
then walk away.
I froze in the same place, I really don’t know what’s going on in my life.
If you don’t have bad luck, you will have it. If you have bad luck, you will have it.
In a trance, Peng Jia came back. She took my arm and tilted her head to my shoulder and pressed it against my body.
I’m starting to get confused. She flashed a key card and waved it in front of my eyes. “Don’t leave tonight,” she said in a more affectionate tone.
I felt a buzz in my brain and it exploded. The last time
Peng Jia made this request to me was when I graduated. She wants to break up with me, but she wants to have sex with me first. I think it’s humiliating not to show up for an appointment..
This time, I can’t accept it either. This is not only irresponsible to her, but also an insult to me.
I shook off her hand with the worst excuse: “I have to work overtime tonight.”
Overtime? Do gynecologists work overtime? Peng Jia doesn’t believe it.
“If you don’t believe me, then come with me.” I’m sure she won’t go.
I’m not going. I went up to make a face, just as someone had just given me a platinum membership card. Peng Jia rolled her eyes.
“Yes, waiter, check.” I hurried into action and handed the bank card to the waiter. The prompt information of the
credit card was sent.
When I opened it, my heart was cold. Sheng Hui’s three thousand and five hundred yuan-half a month’s salary is gone.
But too late to think!
I walked quickly out of the steak house and finally got a breath of fresh air. After leaving
Peng Jia, I felt relaxed and went into the toilet at the end of the corridor to urinate and wash my face well. When I took the elevator down and got to the lobby to leave, I saw the tiger again.
The big tiger is standing in the lobby of the hotel, quarreling with an old man in a suit. There were onlookers around, but no one dared to stop the fight.
This big tiger is really a tiger. How can he quarrel with people wherever he goes. I
don’t want to cause any more trouble, and I’m going to sneak away. Passing by the front desk, I heard that the front desk was discussing that it was their boss who scolded Dahu, seemingly because of some trivial matters at work. Turning around, the big tiger was sobbing with his face covered. I can’t
say why, but I’m a little angry. Can
the boss bully people like this? What’s the matter of scolding a girl to cry in public?
Perhaps it was because I had drunk a little red wine that my sense of justice exploded. I walked quickly to the tiger’s side and put my arm around the tiger’s shoulder. “Baby, what’s wrong with you?” Later, I gave the old man a vicious look.
The big tiger was obviously startled, and the old man’s eyebrows flew up.
I was elated. “Aren’t you happy working here?”? Resign, I support you! Our family is not short of
this money!
The big tiger is a crazy person. Hearing what I said, he took my hand and raised his neck
to the old man and said, “Did you hear that?”? There are plenty of people to support me!
The old man looked puzzled and pointed at me. “Is this your boyfriend?”
I also nodded to him and said, “Uh-huh!”
I really don’t know what kind of wine Peng Jia gave me to drink. It has so much staying power that it can make me speak so
wildly.
The old man looked at me for a few seconds, then smiled and said, “OK, before you take her away, pay for the broken
things.”
I snorted, “What did you smash?”? I’ll pay double! “It’s just a vase,” the
big tiger pointed to the side. I immediately woke up most of my
wine and looked at all kinds of debris on the ground next to me.
This thing is not cheap at first sight.
The tiger looked at me, full of trust, as if we were close friends in a trench. I took out my credit card, handed it to her, and said smartly, “Pay!”
The old man said, “You don’t have to pay double, just pay the full price.” As soon as the text message of the
credit card sounded, I sobered up completely: isn’t that double?
But I didn’t ask, because the big tiger was beside me.
Standing at the door of the hotel, the cool breeze was blowing gently, and my heart was chilly. But I pretended to be
calm and said, “Go home quickly, a girl, and don’t always quarrel with others.”
The big tiger nodded, “Thank you.”. I’ll transfer the money to you WeChat. I
may have had some wine and a little wind, and I had a splitting headache. I waved my hand and said, “We are all
friends.”
The big tiger stood still and suddenly asked me, “Can I go to your house for the night?”
Immediately, she pulled me aside, saying that she was afraid that her “boss” would make trouble for her, and that it would be inconvenient for her to
live alone. I have forgotten
how to promise the big tiger. All
I remember is, I took her home. In the taxi, the driver praised me for my good fortune to find such
a beautiful girlfriend. The tiger grinned and did not speak, but as soon as he got home, he took off his shoes
, lay down on the sofa and turned on the TV.
Like my host, he asked me, “Do you have any cold beer?” I had such a terrible headache that I ignored her and let her go straight to the refrigerator and then went to
bed. When I woke up
the next day, I was sometimes sober and sometimes confused about what happened last night.
But when I opened the door and saw a huge breakfast on the table, I was still shocked
.
“You haven’t left yet?”
The big tiger sat on the sofa. Instead of answering my question, he looked up and asked me, “What are you eating
?”
I saw a combination of Chinese and Western, sandwiches, beef noodles, milk,
soybean milk..
“Did you do it?”
“Sort of!”
I haven’t had a good breakfast for a long time, and I was a little touched. But
I’m going to pretend to be calm and have a sandwich first! As
I was eating, the big tiger suddenly asked me, “When do your hourly workers usually come?”
I giggled. “Are you kidding? Do you think I’m an Arab prince?”.
I live alone and clean myself. “Then hire me.” With that, the big tiger stood up and bowed to me.
I looked at her and said, “That’s too much!”
The big tiger said, “I can also cook and wash clothes.” “I know,” I
said perfunctorily. “After all, you work in a hotel. No wonder you met
me there.
Big Tiger: “Yes, professional, and I don’t want money, I’ll give you money!”
I looked at her. “What do you mean?”
Big Tiger: “That is, I help you cook and do housework, and then you rent the empty bedroom
to me.”
Me: “Huh?”
Big Tiger: “Hey, if you don’t agree, forget it. I’m going to kneel down and apologize
to the manager today and accept the insult. I’m going to say that my boyfriend said he wouldn’t support me.”
The big tiger said as he walked to the door, but the pace was obviously slow.
I called to her, “Ah, there are three rules. No one
can know that you live here.”
The big tiger turned his face and gave me a brilliant smile.
“Then I’ll go and clean up. See you tonight!” With that, the man disappeared. When I
left, I found several takeout bags in the kitchen, which were used
to hold all kinds of breakfast. The note on the
order slip read: “My father is very fierce. Don’t knock on the door and disturb him.”
I couldn’t help laughing. In
this way, I actually started cohabitation with the unknown tiger.
Not to mention, this is the first time I’ve lived with a woman in my thirty-two years of life. It is false to say that I am not
nervous.
After all, with such a beautiful woman.
Originally, I thought that this girl, who looked beautiful like a little princess, would be exposed in a
few days and let me serve her all kinds of tea. It turned out that I
was wrong. Not only did
I say goodbye to takeout and eat the home-cooked food made by the big tiger every day, but the house
changed greatly-it was a messy bachelor’s house, but two days later,
it was as bright and clean as when I first moved in. When I came back from work
that night, I saw the new flowers that Dahu bought in the vase on the table.
I finally couldn’t hold back and asked her.
“Big Tiger, who hired you to assassinate me?” The big tiger came out of the kitchen, put the dishes away, and rolled his eyes at me. “Who
do you think you are?”? He Shen? Is it necessary to serve you to the guillotine like this?
I smiled and picked up my chopsticks to eat.
The tiger went to the locker in the living room and looked at a glass jar with half a can of coins.
“I’ve been watching this thing for days. Why do you keep so many coins?” She looked at the
jar and asked me.
As I ate, I looked up and said, “Oh, this is a gift from a former friend.”. At that time
, there was a lot of change, and I didn’t know where to put it, so I threw it into it, and I saved more and more. Later
, a friend who knows how to tell fortunes came to my house to play, and when he saw this, he said that the day the jar was really full
, I would meet the right girl.
The big tiger sneered, “Do you believe that?”? So you’re not trying to shove it in?
Of course I don’t believe it. I’ll just listen to it for fun, and I haven’t been satisfied
with it in the past few years. Who uses real money these days, let alone coins?
“Why, I’m the king, and I blame the rapid development of our country’s economy and science and technology.” The big
tiger smiled.
At this time, someone knocked at the door, and the tiger got up to open the door.
It’s a courier.
The big tiger took it over and opened it beside it. We were both surprised.
It was a lot of aphrodisiac tonics, and a bottle of black wine with snakes in it. Just as I was about to explain myself, Big Tiger took out a card from inside and began to read,
“Brother Jian, eat more every day from today.”. If the gun is good, the bullet is good.
I dare not speak.
The big tiger also looked at the note in silence. After a while, she looked up, suppressed a laugh, and made
a gesture to take out her glass and pour me the bottle of snake wine.
I stopped it quickly, but I didn’t stop it. After
pouring out the wine, the big tiger took it and put it on the table. “Don’t let them
down,” he said with a smile.
I said helplessly, “What and what? Is she crazy? I am so unlucky
.”
Big Tiger seemed a little curious: “Who is it?”? Who’s crazy? Your girlfriend?
I shook my head: “a very troublesome person, especially troublesome …” I hope you won’t meet
such a troublesome person.
The big tiger laughed and said, “Who am I afraid of?”? I’m known for being a worrisome and troublesome
woman, and I have to step aside when I’m around.
With that, the big tiger resumed his ghostly appearance and pushed the glass of aphrodisiac wine over
.
Big Tiger pinched his voice and said, “Brother Jian, mend it.” I quickly pretended not to hear, picked up the meal, and turned the TV
louder.
The big tiger looked at me in a panic, with a smile in his eyes. I
don’t know why, but I can’t look at her.
08
In the last few mornings, I have been walking like an enclave to the hospital, greeting everyone, and I
don’t know where the spirit comes from.
But just a few minutes after I sat down that day, I was called away by the director.
The director came straight to the point and asked me if I would like to be transferred to the anorectal department. I was stunned at that time. Seeing that I did not speak,
the director continued to work with me, saying that I did not need to start the operation,
but was mainly responsible for the instrument examination. Now the hospital also has economic pressure, and may have to cancel
some departments and become a specialized hospital.
I asked the director, can’t it become a gynecological hospital?
The director put out his cigarette and smiled.
Zheng, do you think the hospital is run by your family? A big boy, don’t always think about gynecology
!
I walked out of the office with some disappointment. Although, as a male gynecologist, I always attract attention, but this is my specialty
. However, what hurt me even more was the chief’s remark: “Do you think the hospital is run
by your family?”
Damn, if I have money, I really want to open a gynecological hospital!
“Zheng Jian!”
Turn around, Peng Jia?
Peng Jia went directly into the department and closed the door. She smelled up and looked straight
at me.
I pretended to be busy. “Peng Jia, I have to work.” Then he quickly pressed the call system
.
Peng Jia snorted and slapped the registration certificate on the table. “I’ve registered ten times.”
You can’t hide.
“Peng Jia, I recommend you to go to a better hospital. I’m really here.”
Peng Jia suddenly looked at me with tears in her eyes. “Brother Jian, you must help me!”
“No, Peng Jia, as you can see, I’m just a gynecologist. What can I do for you
?”
Help me have a baby! I’ll buy your sperm. You name the price.
I didn’t expect Peng Jia to say such a thing. Peng Jia, are you crazy? Do you think you can do whatever you want just because you have money? Brother
Jian, I know I hurt you. It was all my fault at that time. I can give you a lot of money if you like
. I
didn’t know what to say. I pressed the call system ten times in a row, and finally a new
patient came in.
Peng Jia was not angry at my order to leave.
She smiled and said, “Think about it again. Bye-bye.”
Her writhing waist and clattering high-heeled shoes made me feel great
shame.
At this time, I received a WeChat.
It’s from the big tiger.
I open it. It’s a video. As soon as I opened it, I quickly pressed the mute button, because as soon
as the video came up, it was the roar of the big tiger.
I turned up the sound a little bit, watched the video, and found that there seemed to be a leak in the bathroom pipe
at home, but it was not very serious.
But listening to the noise just now, the young lady was about to faint.
I told her to get a basin first. Then, I will get off work soon. I will do it when I go back.
Don’t do it. Go out for a walk. Don’t scare you to death if the water pipe bursts. The big tiger replied, “I ran away. What
if the water pipe really burst and your house was flooded?” Peng Jia had made
me so desperate that I gave up on myself and said to her, “I
can afford to have my house flooded, but I can’t afford to have you scared to death.”
A few seconds later, the big tiger gave me a photo of her squatting with a leaking pipe. She was pretty
, and she gave me the middle finger.
I laughed.
Somehow, the terrible mood seems to be a little better.
09
After work, I went to the Northeast Barbecue Shop to find Lao Liu. I couldn’t hold back and told him
about Peng Jia.
Lao Liu immediately ordered me twenty strings of kidneys to complement the shape, and said that he
had ordered the meal, which was regarded as a stake in my big money fund.
I was a little speechless and took a mouthful of draft beer.
The draught beer was cold and slipped down my throat. On the
other side, Lao Liu made an impassioned speech. Isn’t equality between men and women
now! How can a woman be a gold digger, but not a man? That’s
not fair. Buddy, support you, support you to be a gold digger and have a better life! Eat
a lot of roasted kidneys to give you a good life.
With that, Lao Liu handed over a string of big kidneys. The passers-by beside the shop cast contemptuous eyes one after another.
But Lao Liu was unaware and continued to chatter.
Jian, do you have any internal complex? I tell you that you are really not suitable for your daily work, right! That family Peng Jia, is not with an old man? People also know that they are wrong. Didn’t they come back to you with a large amount of property? Why don’t you like it! How many years have you been a bachelor?
“Ah, Lao Liu, why do I feel that you are taking sides?”
Why is it biased? I’m just helping you sort out your thoughts. You think, if you have no idea about Peng Jia, how can you have dinner with her, or a five-star hotel! You’re a fan of the game!
“No, I went to dinner with her just to catch up.”
“Oh, if you can be unhappy about Peng Jia, it means you have her in your heart. Why don’t you understand this?”! You see, you are worried, this cup after cup, and you don’t eat much meat! Peng Jia told me the other day.
I heard this and glared at him. Old Liu knew that he had spilled the beans, so he had to tell the truth.
Originally, Peng Jia invested in his Internet bar.
I knew you were her.. Receive. Bought it off! I was drunk, and after saying this, I was already a little confused. Finally, I was carried home by
Lao Liu.
But before I got completely drunk, there was something in my mind that seemed
to be related to the tiger, but I couldn’t remember it.
I can only vaguely think of her bright and playful smiling face.
The next day, I got up and received ten WeChat from Lao Liu-the
first one was opened, all of which were Lao Liu’s voice.
Second, Lao Liu said excitedly that he could understand my refusal to Peng Jia.
Third, he began to describe in detail the scene of seeing the big tiger-a girl,
very beautiful, wearing my big shirt.
This is nothing, she even took me from Lao Liu and carried me into the bedroom
. When
Lao Liu talked about this, his tone was full of envy. Embarrassed, I vowed
never to drink again.
When I scratched my head and got up, I found that it was already three poles in the morning, there were clear porridge and side dishes on the table, and the big tiger
was not at home. There is a WeChat from a big tiger in the mobile phone, which is a long video
. In the
video, I was singing while fixing the bathroom pipes.
I look so stupid in the video. I saw a little, so I turned it off. Only
then did I realize that I had several band-aids on my hands.
My God, how many stupid things did I do last night?
I didn’t dare to think much about it, so I got up quickly and hurried to work. I still have to work hard before
the unit becomes a specialized hospital.
To the hospital, the dean brought people to inspect the department. I’m staring at a color Doppler ultrasound.
The dean praised me. When the director left, he looked at me with complicated eyes. Is
all this a blessing or a curse? I don’t know.
But what can I do?
The next morning, I was called to the dean’s office. Just as
I was about to speak, I saw the dean take out some pictures and ask me if I knew the people in the pictures
.
I see, isn’t this the picture of the night I had dinner with Peng Jia?
I felt bad, so I steeled myself and said, “Yes, this is my high school classmate
.”
Dean: “Is that why she came to you?” The dean was so careful in his words that I immediately understood and quickly denied it.
I said, “Dean, she did have a hint, but I refused.”
Dean: Refuse? If she refused, why did she come to the hospital to find
you the next day and registered ten times? Zheng, do you know that this is against the law?
I’m confused.
I just refused my ex-girlfriend’s request to open a room. How can it be illegal? With a black face,
the director continued to ask me, “Little Zheng, besides, with your current medical skills, you are not up to the standard of performing this operation at
all. It is illegal to perform the operation arbitrarily.”
I was stunned. “Dean, did you misunderstand me?”? What kind of surgery?
The dean handed over an envelope, which contained several lists
of egg retrieval operations for Peng Jia, and my name was signed below. My
head buzzed and I tried to recall everything at that time.
I’m sure I didn’t sign any documents for Peng Jia. Where did this signature come from? It is absolutely illegal for
medical staff to do artificial assisted reproduction without permission!
I promised the dean that I would investigate this matter clearly. If I really violate the rules
, I am willing to bear all the consequences and responsibilities.
But even so, the dean decided to give me a punishment and let me “rest
” for a while. Peng Jia’s phone can’t get through. I can only contact Lao Liu. Lao Liu hemmed and hawed. I went directly
to Lao Liu’s Internet bar. Peng Jia was sitting in his office.
I took the picture and the list on the table and asked Peng Jia what was going on.
Peng Jia raised her eyebrows and asked me why I betrayed her.
“I did ask someone to secretly photograph us on our date, but that’s not the angle at all. These photos in your hand
were taken by other people.”
“Peng Chia, what kind of status are you in now? Do people take pictures of you every time you eat?”
Old Liu came out to smooth things over: “You two sit down and talk slowly.”
Old Liu, we’ve been brothers for so many years. I don’t have any money, but you shouldn’t betray your brother for
money. Did you imitate my signature? This is against the law, do you
know? I roared.
Peng Jia was also angry. “What are you shouting about? I bought your sperm because I think highly of you. Do you think
I must have you?”? Give you a chance to make some money! Look at you, just like you were back then
.
“What happened to me then, Peng Jia? If it weren’t for you, I’d have finished my PhD!”
Peng Chia smiled and said, “Dr. Gynecologist, you’ve been studying women’s accessories
there all day long. Haven’t you only touched my hand?”
“Peng Jia, you have gone too far!”
I turned around and walked away. Lao Liu chased me out and told me not to be impulsive. ***, I’m an open and aboveboard gynecologist. What’s wrong! In the evening of
September 11
, I returned home dejected.
The big tiger is lying on the sofa watching the network drama. When he saw me coming back, he just said
, “Are you back?”
I did not have the strength to answer, but went over and sat on one side.
“I’ll keep the meal for you. Just heat it up yourself.” The big tiger glanced at me and
continued to lie there, staring at the play.
“It’s not good for your eyes if you sit up.” I can’t help but want to control her.
She sat up obediently and let me sit beside her and watch the play together.
The tiger’s eyes never left the screen.
I picked up a few cans of beer on the table and drank them.
The big tiger was surprised with the plot and touched my arm from time to time. The tiger’s
arms are cold and his skin is smooth. I remembered Peng Jia’s abuse of me, saying that I had only touched her
hand.
I’m a good drinker.
But I don’t know why, this can of beer seems to be a little dizzy. I have a strong courage
. “Big Tiger?”
“Hmm?”
“Can I hold your hand?”
The tiger turned to look at me and couldn’t help turning up the corners of his mouth.
“No!” The big tiger refused me with a long voice, but put his head on my shoulder, and his hair
hung down to my palm.
My heart beat so fast that I took the big tiger’s hand and clasped her fingers. After a long
silence, the big tiger asked me, “What have you been doing these days?”
I can’t help saying all the things that happened to me these days.
I know. Silence is golden for men. But when I face the big tiger’s big watery eyes
, I always feel that I have endless words.
Big Tiger asked me, “Do you hate your ex-girlfriend?”
I thought about it and said, “I don’t hate her. I just think she’s a little lost, and I’m worried about her.”
Big Tiger asked, “What if one day she finds herself again and comes back to you
?”
I sighed, “If she could really be herself again, then we wouldn’t have broken
up.” With that, I couldn’t help laughing twice. However, the big tiger did not laugh with me.
I looked at the tiger in puzzlement.
But she changed her usual giggling appearance and looked at me word by word and asked a
question that puzzled me. “What you said yesterday,”
she asked, “is it still true?” What did
I say?
The big tiger is stupefied, say nothing, it is a joke. “I’m going to take a shower. You’re making
me stink!”
With that, the big tiger got up and went into the bathroom.
I don’t understand. My intuition tells me that maybe there is an answer in the mobile phone.
I turned out my cell phone and opened the video sent by Dahu again, only to find that in the video,
I knelt on the ground and proposed to Dahu, asking her not to move away and stay in my heart forever. I blushed when I
saw it. How on earth did I say
such a word as “Forever in my heart”! The most embarrassing thing was that I was half kneeling, holding a broken iron ring that I didn’t know where to get
, shouting that this was the engagement ring I gave to the big tiger, and trying to
put it on the big tiger’s finger. As a result, I slipped and fell to the ground, and the iron ring
rolled to the ground. The
video is over.
I didn’t finish watching the video at that time, and there was such a big pot behind it. I really don’t know how to explain to the tiger, and I don’t know how to go home.
In addition, I was punished by the hospital and suspended temporarily. In recent days, I can only go to Lao Liu’s
Internet cafe.
In those days, I couldn’t help thinking of the big tiger.
On that day, I was playing games in Lao Liu’s Internet bar. I didn’t expect Lao Liu to come over and ask me to borrow
money.
I am a little puzzled, how much can Internet bar cost? Only then did
Lao Liu come clean that all the money Peng Jia gave him came from small loans! The creditor has come to us today
.
I was surprised.
Old Liu knew through the creditor that Peng Jia had married a rich man and had no worries about
food and clothing. However, she has very little money at her disposal. Everyone in the circle knew that
the rich man had made a will and that his property was only for his children. Peng Jia worked hard
for almost a year, but there was no movement.
So she came to me to borrow sperm? But mine, with the rich, which can be the same ah?
This is not in line with scientific logic! Go back and check the DNA..
I seriously told Lao Liu about medical knowledge, but Lao Liu interrupted me.
You are confused by reading! Peng Jia doesn’t want to borrow sperm from you to give birth to a child. She just wants to coerce you by going to bed. Aren’t you an obstetrician? Is it easy to do artificial insemination! Think about it, you two have a meal in the hotel, why would someone take pictures secretly? It’s a good thing you’re such a monolithic-you don’t fall into the trap at all. It
‘s a good thing I didn’t get trapped! You’ll go to prison if you’re trapped.
I handed my mobile phone to Lao Liu-Measures for
the Management of Human Assisted Reproductive Technology Article
3: The application of human assisted reproductive technology shall be carried out in medical institutions for the purpose of medical treatment, and shall conform to the national family planning policy, ethical principles and relevant laws and regulations. It is forbidden to buy and sell gametes, zygotes and embryos in any form. Medical institutions and medical personnel are not allowed to use surrogacy in any form.
Come on, don’t be so hypocritical. Isn’t that because you’ve got the daughter of a rich family?
I looked at Lao Liu doubtfully. “The daughter of a rich family?”
Zheng Jian, you don’t have to pretend with me, do you? You don’t know that Tu Keer is the second generation of the rich, do you?
“Who is Tu Keer?”
“Just the tenant in your house!”
“Big Tiger?” What a big tiger! Tu Keer, her father, the tiling king Tu Hung-chih.
What? I felt that my brain was not enough, and Lao Liu was still chattering. The first time
I saw that girl, she looked familiar! You told me that she worked in a hotel
, and I didn’t think she looked like her. Fortunately, I’m an ambitious person, and when I’m free, I study
the stories of entrepreneurs. Although in the report I read, Tu Keer still looks like she’s 16 or 17
, if you look carefully, she’s definitely her.
My whole body was stunned.
Cheng Chien, really, you have such good luck in love. The only thing that’s a bit of a problem is..
“What?” The rich old man
Peng Chia married was Tu Hung-chih. So Peng Chia is also Tu Ko-er’s
stepmother.
I was stunned and felt a little dizzy.
I began to recall the process of my acquaintance with Dahu from the beginning to the present-the first night
Peng Jia came to me, Dahu added my WeChat; Peng Jia and I later talked about giving birth to a child by
sperm, and Dahu appeared in front of me for the first time; Usually the big tiger will ask me about Peng Jia occasionally
and naturally.
There is also the photo of Peng Jia and I being secretly photographed at dinner, with Peng Jia holding my hand, like an “
affair.” It is obvious who took it.
I see. Anger rose in my heart.
But I do not know why, I feel more sad, unspeakably sad.
On one side, Old Liu is still nagging, “Anyway, my brother is in trouble now, so you can lend me
some.”
In order to prove to Lao Liu that I had no money, I opened Alipay and found a transfer record that I had not
noticed, which noted “rent and toilet”.
The transferor’s last name was withheld, and the first name was indeed “Keer.”.
Back home, the big tiger is cooking in the kitchen.
When she saw me coming back, she turned off the fire and told me to wash my hands and eat quickly.
I looked at the big tiger, whose face was red because of cooking, and called her
softly.
“Kerr?”
The big tiger was stunned. Why should
I, a conscientious gynecologist, go through this!
Then there was a long confrontation and stalemate.
The big tiger is not a slow person, see I have guessed, then all the reasons behind it.
She sent someone to follow Peng Jia, found her whereabouts and went to the hospital in a strange way, looking for me, a person I had never heard of. Later, she got my phone number, added me, attracted my attention, and then followed me to the hotel where Peng Jia and I met for the first time. She also photographed the evidence of my “affair” with Peng Jia, intending to use it as a weapon to damage the relationship between Peng Jia and her father.
But she did not expect that Peng Jia also asked her father to come to the hotel that day. The father and daughter met in the lobby, and when they talked about Peng Jia, there was another uproar. In a fit of pique, the tiger smashed the vase in the lobby of the hotel, and I, the “adulterer,” actually came to save the beauty.
I didn’t expect you to be so cooperative. Better than my own design.. The big tiger pouted and looked pitiful. “I’ve never seen such a silly person, so silly and simple, who would ask me if he could hold my hand..”
I don’t know why the tiger looks like he’s going to cry. Why does she pretend to be true when
things are already like this? In her eyes,
I, Zheng Jian, am no different from Peng Jia. I am just a good man, a big fool, and a tool man!
“No, I..” The big tiger wanted to explain in a low voice. I was so angry
that I didn’t want to listen to her. Is there anything else
you would like to investigate? Officer Big Tiger. Are you still here to draw the snake out of its hole?
I have nothing to do with Peng Jia. Can you and your father give ordinary people like
us a little bit of dignity?
I slammed the door and ran ten kilometers on the road. I’m sweating profusely. It must be the sweat
that hurts my eyes. Otherwise, why do I want to cry?
I don’t know why I’m so angry. Dahu and I, aren’t we just temporary roommates
?
That week, I hid in the Internet bar and slept with Lao Liu.
When I got home again, the big tiger was not in that house. The house was emptied of all that concerned her
.
She left as quickly as she had come to the house.
The house was restored to its original appearance, and even half a can of Coke in the refrigerator was restored. Only
the coin jar was full.
Dahu never contacted me again, just like she never appeared in my life.
A month later, my hospital officially became an anorectal hospital.
I was assigned to the pharmacy to distribute the medicine.
My career path encountered a sinkhole, and finally I simply gritted my teeth, resigned and decided to go to a foreign
medical school for further study.
It seems that God is pushing me to make some decision. During that time, I uninstalled my Moments function.
I don’t know what I don’t want to see.
Or I can’t think of anything.
Half a year later, I received an admission notice from a medical school in Germany. My
family didn’t have much reaction to my decision.
After all, men are ambitious-they just bought accident insurance for me. When I
went to the airport, I kept dawdling and refused to go to the security check. The friend who
went to see me off thought that I was suddenly leaving home to
study in a foreign country because of my age, which was hypocritical.
Especially Lao Liu, who always laughed and laughed, felt a little uncomfortable when he saw me like this. His eyes
were red and he hugged me with all kinds of nagging. He told me not to forget him because of the foreign girl. People
passing by cast contemptuous glances at me and him, thinking that we were Longyang enthusiasts who liked to make out in public
. When I
went through the security check, I was stopped.
The security inspector dug out the jar of coins and said that there were metal substances in it that could not be inspected.
I talked and explained, but he wouldn’t let me take it on the plane. Several security inspectors gathered around. Seeing the scene getting more and more out of control, I had no choice but
to give up.
Yeah, I don’t know what I’m obsessed with.
A jar of coins is just a jar of coins.
I sat on a chair near the gate and quietly looked out the window at one plane after another. In the
mobile phone, the WeChat pops up crazily:
“Bon Voyage, come back and invite me to dinner!”
“Go to Germany to pick up a foreign girl and give birth to a hybrid!”
However, the head of the tiger has never been lit up.
I held my cell phone and stared blankly at her head portrait.
After a morning of tossing and turning, people are also a little tired, eyelid fighting. Soon, I fell asleep on the waiting
bench.
In the dream, I aged into a 70-year-old man — with saggy, bloated skin and
no longer good eyes — living alone in a nursing home.
Under the setting sun, I saw the big tiger again.
She was still young and beautiful, and her eyes shone with sly wisdom.
She came to me, crouched beside me, and stroked my old and withered hands. I want to say something. The big tiger told me not to say anything.
She just smiled, she kept smiling at me. The smile is warm and clear.
I was also melted by her smile, feeling warm all over, but my eyes seemed to have salty and
hot liquid gushing out.
I woke up from my dream and saw that there was no one at the boarding gate.
Everyone is boarding. What am I waiting for?
I’m waiting for the big tiger, waiting for the announcement at the airport-
“Mr. Zheng Jian, please hurry up..” In thirty seconds.. Get to the airport, gate three. Your
friend, Lady Tiger, is waiting for you.
Or, when she appeared directly in front of me, she grabbed my luggage and said, “Why don’t you say go
?”? It’s really unrighteous.
However, none of these. When I
got on the plane, I found that the flight seemed to be empty and there were many empty seats.
I randomly found a window seat next to no one, put my luggage away, and waited for departure.
However, it seems that because of the rainy weather outside, the plane was unable to take off.
At that moment, a coin rolled out of nowhere and rolled under the seam
of the seat beside me. I looked at it and went down to pick it up, but I couldn’t get it.
At this time, it seems that the voice of the flight attendant sounded behind him: “Sir, we are about to take
off, please sit down.”.
I reached inside several times, but still couldn’t reach it. The voice behind
me said,
“People who are going abroad are still so greedy for petty advantages. Aren’t you afraid to go out and embarrass
the Chinese?”
I was so excited that I wanted to stand up forcefully, but I hit my head and crouched on the ground
in pain.
The voice gave a sneer.
I crouched on the ground, turned my back to her, and smiled.
“This young lady, picking up garbage is very pleasant. I’ll pick up whatever you throw away. If you don’t
believe me, you can have a try and see who is poor and afraid first.” The voice
behind giggled, and then there was a clanging sound, and a hoop was thrown in front of me from
the top of the head.
My hand was quick, so I caught it quickly and stared at the small iron ring.
Then take this thing away. A madman got drunk and hollowed out the one-dollar coin
. He proposed to me with this. If I didn’t want to sue him for fraud, I would have wanted to.
Throw it away. She said. I stood up and saw the big tiger, still smiling so cunningly and vividly.
I grabbed her hand and tried to put the hoop on her fingers, but found that her fingers were too
thin to hold any of them.
The big tiger looked at me in an embarrassing way.
I chuckled. “It looks like I’ll have to look for a penny later.”
I held the tiger tightly in my arms for fear that she would run away again.
The big tiger also hugged me.
“Don’t try to dump me.” She said so, with the same smile as in my dream.
Looking at her, I couldn’t help laughing any more.
(End of text.)
□ Peng Peng Man
