Do you have any good silly novels?

My father is a treacherous court official. My sister is a demon concubine.

So you see, no family in the whole Bianjing city likes our family. When

I was a child, wherever I went, I could hear people reviling my family on the road.

What said that my family is dead, the whole family will be taken away by the King of Hell, the Lord of

Heaven’s life will throw our family into the pig fetus … There are all kinds of scolding. Every time

my sister heard it, she was very angry and would go down to argue with them, and finally

she would cry. At this time, my mother would gently hold my sister in her arms and say, “My

darling, don’t be angry.”.

As for me, I would eat ice-sugar gourds and not talk.

My sister doesn’t have a long memory. Knowing that she would be scolded every time, she still quarreled

with those people.

Perhaps it was so noisy that the emperor saw it.

At that time, my sister’s face was flushed, sweat flowed down her forehead, like a newborn calf

, and her eyes were red. Also do not know where the emperor’s aesthetic, think my sister can be so

good-looking, immediately took my sister into the palace, named Lin Fei.

At this point, my sister became a demon princess.

It wasn’t supposed to be like this. At that time, my mother asked my father to go to the palace to bring my sister back, and my father said yes. The

two of them hurried into the palace with me as a small drag oil bottle.

Your Majesty! I can’t! My daughter’s upbringing is very poor, and she doesn’t have any ink in her chest. It’s hard for her to be a concubine! As soon as my mother entered the hall, she knelt down and kowtowed to the emperor to plead for mercy.

The emperor came down cheerfully and helped my mother, saying, “Your love is very good. Lady Lin, don’t say anything to make me angry.”

My mother turned pale and said that the emperor forgave her, so she shut up.

My father never said a word except to pay his respects to the emperor.

Anyhow, final result is: My elder sister enters a palace to be doted on completely. My mother was seriously ill when she came home, and it took her half a year to recover. My father became a celebrity around the emperor at one stroke.

I He was married to the Marquis of Zhenbei.

Remember what I said. The whole Shengjing city hates my family.

So on the wedding day, the Marquis of Zhenbei came to my house and said to me, “I won’t like you!” “Who do you like?” I asked. Zhenbei Hou Shizi blushed, and the young

man’s lips were red and his teeth were white. Such beauty was like the gorgeous peach blossoms in the suburbs.

He didn’t reply to me and ran away with the boy.

I looked at his tall and straight back like a pine, and the dark red belt with gold swayed with the east wind, and I blurted out unconsciously. “The peach blossoms in spring are really beautiful.”

No matter how much the Marquis of Zhenbei hates me, I’m still tied to him.

I follow in his footsteps. I go where he goes.

The whole Shengjing city knows that I like Xiang Zhi, the prince of Zhenbei. The ladies who

looked down on me hated me more and more, and every time I went to a party, I was the only one sitting alone. I don’t care, really. When

I was fourteen years old, my sister was pregnant with Longzi. The emperor was so happy that he made her an imperial concubine and gave her the nickname Xi. On the third day after the

news came out, I followed my mother into the palace. I thought I would see a sister with a smile and happy eyes, but I didn’t think she was pale and not full of peaches and plums, but she was already a beauty.

My mother hugged my sister and cried all the time, and so did my sister. My sister cried, but she said to my mother, “Mother, the emperor is actually very kind to me. It

‘s just, it’s just that I can’t get over it.”

My sister turned to look at me, touched my face lovingly, and said, “My Miaomiao has become a big girl

, and she’s getting more and more handsome. Look at this little face. I don’t know how many children

will be charmed.”

I smiled and said, “Sister, if you’re not happy, just tell me I’ll

bring something fun to accompany you.”

My sister said, “Yes.”

I didn’t expect the emperor to come. A man in the

prime of his life, with his hair tied in his crown, his sword eyebrows in his temples, his phoenix eyes like stars, his handsome

appearance, dressed in a bright yellow dragon robe, is not angry but powerful. But all the majesty was turned

into tenderness when I saw my sister.

My mother took me to salute, but the emperor reached out to help my mother directly.

I saw it, and this time it was real.

The emperor put his arms around my sister’s waist and led her to the couch, saying, “Why don’t you listen? I told

you not to cry, but I still cried.”

My sister said, “I haven’t seen my family for a long time, and I can’t control it for a while.”

The emperor said, “Then let them go to the palace often.”

The elder sister bowed and said, “Thank you, Your Majesty.”

The emperor was a little angry. “I told you, you don’t have to salute me in private. You’re just stubborn.”

My sister didn’t reply to him.

The emperor left me and my mother to eat in the palace. He is not as gallant as an emperor above ten thousand men, but as.. By the way, like the champion brother next door who pleases his mother-in-law.

My mother looked at my sister and felt that she was wronged in the palace, but now she is a little entangled. When she

left, my mother didn’t say much in front of the emperor. She just said, “The imperial concubine is fine. Take good care of yourself. My wife has retired.”

Sure enough, my sister’s eyes were red again.

The emperor hurriedly said, “If Zhaoer misses Mrs. Lin, let Mrs. Lin come at any time. Don’t cry again.”

I ran over and handed the bracelet to my sister, saying, “Sister, this is for my little nephew.” “Why isn’t it my niece?” Asked the

emperor.

I replied, “Sir, a little nephew, and a niece, so that the boy can protect the girl.”

The emperor said, “Yes, well said!”! I not only want to have one with your sister, but also two, three, and four. The elder sister could not bear to listen any longer. She kicked the emperor in the shin and said, “Is the emperor treating his

concubines like sows?”

The emperor looked at his sister’s smiling but fierce face and closed his mouth.

In this way, my mother and I became frequent visitors to the palace. Once

, the emperor called me over quietly and asked me, “Sister-in-law, did your elder sister have anyone she liked before she came

to the palace?”

I said, “It seems..”

What?! Which son of a bitch? Come on?!

I looked at him in surprise. He coughed and said, “Who is it?”

I said, “It’s you.”

You? Who are you? Is that the flower from the Ning family?

“Your Majesty, haven’t you picked up your earwax for a long time?” The emperor was stunned for a moment, and when he realized

how stupid he had been, his ears turned slightly red and he said, “I didn’t. It was

your voice that was too low!”

I said, “Oh.”.

The emperor asked, “Is there anything in particular that your sister wants?”

I stared at his chest, my eyes burning.

He followed my eyes and said, “I’m already hers. I don’t say I know she likes me. Change it.”

I looked away, sighed, and said, “Your Majesty, take my sister outside the palace. She likes plants, trees, animals, and so on. The ones in the palace are too delicate and lifeless.”

The emperor nodded and said, “I know.” Then he added, “Thank you, sister-in-law. I’ll give you your jewelry and Rouge later.”. I will go first. Then he

turned and left. I did not salute him, after all, he said that he would not make himself at home in private.

I looked at the back of his departure, narrow waist and broad shoulders, walking in a hurry. Emperor Yongwu is only twenty-five years old now, and he must be very happy to have his first child.

I looked at the flowers Imperial Garden for a while and planned to leave, but I didn’t expect to meet Xiang Zhi, the son of Hou in the north of the town.

He was looking at Du Yuner of the prime minister’s family with affection. I stood behind the rockery and looked at it for a while, and found that not only did they not converge, but Xiang Zhi also reached out to help her hold the apricot flower hairpin on her head.

Du Yuner looked like a young girl in love, blushing, and her eyes were shining under the reflection of the warm sun. However, after a meeting, Du Yuner’s two red clouds floated on his face and ran away delicately.

Xiang Zhi is also a straight man who doesn’t know how to be funny, and he doesn’t chase others.

I stepped out and said, “Prince, what are you doing here?”

Xiang Zhi was frightened by an excited spirit. “You! What are you doing here?” He said as he came up to me

. “Did you see anything?”

Is this shyness? In order to save Huai Chun’s face,

I followed his advice and said, “What

should I see?” The

boy’s face looked particularly clear in the sun. I don’t know if it’s because of the heat, but my face

is so red.

No, nothing. Come on, let’s leave the palace.

“I will not leave the palace with you.”

I think Xiang Zhi is really stupid, and I’m not afraid of being seen by Miss Du.

Such a stupid man is my husband. Fortunately, I like him and can tolerate his stupidity.

Xiang Zhi was very unhappy. I didn’t accept his suggestion to go out of the palace together. I rode away by myself

.

I rode home in the gold-inlaid carriage awarded by the emperor’s brother-in-law. Zhenbei Hou Shizi is really stupid ah, did not hear Qin Tianjian and he said, there is rain

tonight?

That night, Zhenbei Hou Shizi gloriously caught a cold.

The bodyguard laughed bitterly and said, “Prince, what are you doing here?”? Wouldn’t it be nice to go

home with Second Miss Lin? You don’t have to suffer like that.

“I’d love to. What do you care?” The boy’s cheeks were red, and his voice was not murmuring, but

he was very angry.

“I can handle it.”

“Brother,”

Xiang Zhi shut up in an instant, like a snail, retracting into his shell.

The bearer was dressed in a white brocade robe, wearing a jade crown, and was tall and tall, like a clear breeze and a bright moon.

“You’ve grown up, too. Don’t be too capricious, do you know?”

“Oh.”

Wilting ground.

Alas.

Xiang Jing sighed silently and reached out to touch his brother’s head. Take care of your body. Did the Tu family come to see you today? Since you have an engagement with the Lin family

, do you know that you should stay away from other people?

Brother! I wasn’t.. Before

Xiang had finished speaking, Xiang Jing interrupted.

All right, take good care of yourself, and another day go and give someone a crime. I’m going to be with your sister-in-law

.

Say that finish, take a big step, people have gone far.

“The prince, the little Marquis and the little Marquis are really in love.” The guard poked his

neck with his elbow.

“Go, go, go. If you’re so envious, you can go to my brother’s place to be on duty.” Xiang Zhi

is bored to death.

That’s not possible! In life I was a man of the prince, and in death I am a ghost of the prince.

Get out! “

” Well. ” When the

Grain Rain is approaching, a banquet will be held in the palace to reward the armed forces.

It happened that my sister was about to give birth. My mother and I are also going to dinner. Before I left, my mother grabbed me and dressed me up in front of the dressing table. For

half an hour, my father came to see if my mother and I were dead at home

.

Anyway, the effect of dressing up should be very good. Otherwise, my father

wouldn’t have stared like a brass bell and said, “Darling, is this still my youngest?”? When did you look

so good? Did you change your face?

My mother put a handkerchief over her mouth and smiled, “See, our daughter is beautiful.” But

I felt a little uncomfortable because I had too much jewelry on my head and my head was about to fall down

.

I told my mother that I had a mountain of Buzhou on my head.

Niang gave me a slap on the back.

She said, I will be the princess of Zhenbei Hou in the future, and I will bring more jewelry than this

. Now I will adapt to it first.

I said, “Oh.”.

But in my heart, I felt that Xiang Zhi and Du Yuner loved each other and were a family, and when I

married him, I might not be allowed to go to all kinds of banquets.

At the banquet, I said to my mother, “Mother, look, you’ve given me too much jewelry.”

Because it was a reward for the armed forces, most of the officials and women were dressed in a simple but elegant manner, but

I was like a peacock spreading its tail. Although it’s beautiful.

But I was really scolded badly.

My sister sat on it and held her forehead helplessly.

The emperor’s brother-in-law held his sister’s hand and snickered.

The little prince ran over and said, “Your dress today is really flirtatious and charming.”

His face is always red and tender. Maybe he thinks I’m indecent. Before he

left, he put a peach blossom hairpin in my hand and said, “Wait for me to marry you.”

I understand. He gave me a hairpin, which means that he and Du Yuner have feelings and want me not to disturb them

. He

said he would come to marry me, which means I will marry you, but I have another true love.

Really, beat around the Bush.

But to tell you the truth, I think Yushitai is going to explode tonight.

Yushitai not only records the behavior and morality of the emperor’s officials, but also posts and distributes reports of today

‘s major events every day.

Tonight’s big event was that Emperor Yongwu was going on a personal expedition, with the prince of the North Marquis of Xuanzhen as the inspector,

Ning Tanhua as the staff officer, and the King of Huainan as the left general, leading 200,000 troops into Bashu. Where is Bashu?

It is extremely vicious, the terrain is dangerous, and the celestial phenomena are complex and changeable. I haven’t

taken this land for nearly a hundred years in Daliang Dynasty.

The emperor’s brother-in-law this time not only such a big battle, but also the imperial expedition!

Everyone says that there is a good emperor in Daliang!

Your Majesty, take care of yourself! The

emperor’s virtue is eternal!

The emperor comes back, abolish that demon imperial concubine! Don’t worry about the

last sentence. It was Ye Shangshu, the dead old man, who said it.

His granddaughter had been in the harem for two years, but he didn’t sleep once. He was dying,

so he hated his sister so much.

And because my father told my brother-in-law many times that he did not do practical work, he used his seniority to bully new

people. He hated our family.

But the elder sister is not only honored and favored constantly, but also pregnant with a dragon heir, or the first child.

I was also married to the Marquis of Zhenbei.

The old man is also bald. On the day the

army left, the sky was clear and the sun was warm.

The people all say, good omen! Old

Ye’s little granddaughter came to our house to find me. Entering the door is a charming shout, “Lin Ruomiao!”! Xiang Zhi is going to war! Du Yuner’s green tea has gone to find your husband. Hurry up and get Du Yuner down! “Why should I bother when they’re in love?”

I wondered.

“Ah-you stupid mushroom!” The little girl was so angry that she had the same temper as her grandfather.

“Anyway, come with me!”

The voice did not fall, he pulled me out.

Not to mention the strength of the army, the momentum of this pinch of death.

The emperor’s brother-in-law really stood out from the crowd, a bright yellow soft armor, heroic, Fengshen handsome.

The little prince sat on the red squid, and the young man was elegant but a little more resolute. He just shakes his head and his eyes are confused, which is not very serious. Ye Tong’s eyes were sharp, and he happened to see Du Yuner taking a lotus step, blushing, and not knowing what he had pinched in his hand, he was only ten steps away from Xiang Zhi.

She took out her drive to play Cuju and ran to Du Yuner and took her to the alley. Du Yuner’s charming cry was abruptly covered by Ye Tong’s smelly sweaty hands.

Standing on one side, I was seen by the emperor’s brother-in-law.

The emperor’s brother-in-law waved to me, “Little Miaozi, come here.”

“Brother-in-law!”

“Hey!”! That’s good. He asked me to come closer and handed me something yellow, saying,

“Take it well. If you’re free, go to the palace to see your sister, and let your mother-in-law go and chat

with her and have a good time. Do you know?”.

Also, your sister’s legs tend to cramp when she sleeps at night, and she likes to open the window at noon, but

she always forgets to turn it off. If you don’t like vegetables, remember to urge her. It’s okay. Tell her not to lie

in bed. Besides, it was going to be hot, and she was the most greedy, so she asked her mother-in-law to watch it. If mother

and son have any problems, be sure to say that your sister knows?

“And..”

“Brother-in-law.” I interrupted him. “Aren’t you coming back?”

The emperor’s brother-in-law shut his mouth.

“Er,” the emperor’s brother-in-law faltered. “Come back, ha ha..”

‘Hello! Lin Ruomiao! Didn’t you see me, young master? Xiang Zhi made an interruption and attracted

my attention.

The emperor’s brother-in-law took advantage of the situation and said, “Go, go, go. Your little fiance is waiting for you.” “Oh.” I turned to find Xiang Zhi. There was a faint sound

from behind. “That was close.”

Xiang Zhi sat on his horse and saw me coming. “What are

you doing here?” He groaned.

Then his face twisted and his ears were slightly red.

“Didn’t you ask me to come?” The corners of his mouth, which had been raised, fell in an instant.

“I don’t want to talk to you. I don’t know how to coax people.”

“Oh, I don’t want to say, then I’ll go.” I simply turned around and left. The face of the little prince in the

back became ferocious.

Lin Juo-miao! You come back here!

Seeing that I had no intention of coming back, he rolled down from his horse. He walked quickly, came up to

me, grabbed my shoulder and turned me around.

“Lin Juo-miao, look at me.” I stared into his eyes

as he meant.

The young man’s eyelashes are thick and long, laying mottled shadows on the silkworm. The eyes are black but pure

, and the eyes are clear. I watched him for a long time. He was shy at first, and his handsome

face was as red as peach blossoms, magnificent and moving. When he lowered his head, Weng Sheng said, “

Don’t look.”

I have a rebellious mentality. If you don’t let me see it, I will see it.

He looked up and saw that I was still looking at him. He pursed his lips and said, “Lin Juo-miao, you picked this up first!” With

that, he leaned down and kissed me on the lips. The feeling

of crispness and numbness rushes from the lips to the heart of the limbs wantonly, the lips and teeth depend on each other, the young face is golden and jade, and the earnest expression makes people intoxicated. I thought in a daze, is this the taste of peach blossom drunk? The kiss of the

youth carries the pine wood fragrance of the Qing Dynasty.

However, Xiang Zhi’s technology is really not good. With my years of experience in reading Xiao Huang Wen, you can’t kiss me just by touching my mouth. When Xiang Zhi finished kissing, his eyes were full of stars, and he pecked my lips twice.

Ruo Miao, I will be responsible for you. You have to wait for me, do you know? Dressed in dark armor, the young man with beautiful posture congealed me, and all kinds of emotions seemed to tell. As soon as

I opened my mouth, the emperor’s brother-in-law said, “Xiang Zhi, it’s time to kiss. Let’s go.”

Rubbish brother-in-law, are you avenging what I just asked you? The main force

to attack Bashu was at the edge of Yuzhou, and the emperor’s brother-in-law brought twenty thousand black armor troops.

Jun Rong with red feather, dragon and tiger step, hope you are safe.

On the other hand, I suddenly remembered something.

I touched my chin and paced into the alley.

Sure enough, Du Yuner squatted beside a pile of wood waste like a barbarian man, holding a bowl of rice noodles in his hand and sucking away. Ye Tong sat on one side and loved her money.

When Tu Yun-er saw me coming, he carefully placed the rice noodles beside Yeh Tung and threatened her viciously, “Watch for me, you know?!”

“I know..” Aggrieved Baba.

Du Yun-er didn’t have the usual aristocratic Miss Jiao posture at all. She put her hands on her waist and began to speak. “Lin Ruomiao, I’m telling you, we’re not done with this today!”! Do you know how much effort I spent to find someone to embroider the purse, and the result? You and Ye Tong have ruined my plan. I like the little prince so much. Can’t I give him something? Do you know that you are breaking up lovers like this! You, excessive, annoying, annoying!

Du Yun’er, you seduced my fiance. I haven’t told you yet! How dare you criticize me!

“Who seduced you? That’s called helping you test the water. Don’t talk nonsense if you don’t know..”

“You feel guilty.” There were two floating clouds on Du Yunersha’s face. Yes! I just saw that face on the head, okay? I like his ruffian and handsome

appearance. If the emperor hadn’t been partial, it would have been me who had an engagement with Xiang Zhi!

“No.” I say.

She froze. Immediately he began to shout again, “If you say no, you won’t?”

Yes! Xiang Zhi can only like me.

“But you can’t control whether he likes you or not.”

“If he doesn’t like it, I’ll get him back.” When I said this

that day, I pulled the stupefied Ye Tong away.

Du Yun-er stood where he was, watching us go, and said, “Ye Tong, leave the rice noodles for

me.” When I went back, Ye Tong said that I was so cool and finally enlightened.

I’m noncommittal.

A few days later, as I was eating longevity noodles, I suddenly remembered the story my mother told me when I was a child:

There was a child named Xiao Honghua. On the day Xiao Honghua was born, the thunder was very loud and it was very dark

.

An old monk knocked on the broken wooden door of Little Red Flower’s house.

The old monk said, “I watched the child born in the wind and rain, as tough as a seedling, how about a little safflower?”?

The little safflower father hesitated, but the little safflower mother said, thank the abbot for giving me the name.

Little Red Flower’s sister, Little Blue Flower, tugged at her mother’s skirt and said in a milky voice, “My sister will be called Miaomiao from now on. I like it.” The old monk stretched out his wrinkled hand and touched Little Lanhua’s head, saying, “This girl looks like a phoenix.”

Little Honghua’s father’s face changed greatly and he said, “What are you talking about, you old bald donkey? Go, go, go.

The old monk laughed. Suddenly there was a thunderclap, and the bright white light made the little safflower’s father and mother unable to see clearly.

By the time the thunder had passed, the old monk had disappeared.

Niang finished and sighed.

My father came in at this time and said, “What are you talking nonsense to the child?”

My mother put her arms around my father’s waist and said, “I miss Zhao’er–she was sent to the temple alone. What if she can’t eat or wear well?” My father comforted my mother, “Don’t cry. Tomorrow we’ll go to see the eldest brother.”

Niang nodded with tears in her eyes.

Dad picked me up and said, “My youngest, will Dad take you to see your sister tomorrow?” With that, he touched my face with his chin covered with new stubble.

I stretched out my fleshy hand and pushed my father’s greasy face, saying, “Bad father!”! Bastard.

The mother made a gesture and slapped the father, “making the child uncomfortable.”

Mother hugged me and called me a little Jiao Jiao.

Dad giggled on one side. On the day

I went to see my sister, the sunshine was very good.

In the spring of April, the country roads are full of delicate flowers and plants.

My sister looks like a little nun on the run, which is quite funny

in the eyes of me who is not very good at aesthetics.

I chuckled at how ugly my sister was, and she wrinkled her nose and pinched my little ears.

That day, it seems that a lot of things happened.

For example, the seven princes, who were still young, came to a remote temple to pay tribute to their birth mother.

For example, the seven princes abducted the little prince like a small dumpling to play together.

For example, my sister blushed and ran out

of the courtyard with a huge peach blossom marriage tree. For example, I fought with a meat dumpling with red lips and white teeth.

Anyway, it was a fun sisterhood meeting. The

emperor’s brother-in-law left on the sixth day. On the fifth day of the fifth year of

the Qing Dynasty, the first little prince of Emperor Yongwu was born. It’s a good omen for

everyone!

I, Daliang, will win this time!

But the people did not know that the elder sister had a narrow escape from death in order to give birth to this noisy little nephew

.

My sister suddenly started when she went for a walk in the Imperial Garden. The

palace was leaderless and did not know what to do. My mother and I stood outside the door, listening to my sister

‘s cries of pain. The mother, who had always been weak, at this moment also took out the

momentum of the court’s life woman and arranged the movements of the palace people in an orderly manner.

Just as the mother was relaxing a little, a maidservant ran out of the delivery room with a frightened look on her

face. “No, the mother is bleeding profusely, and the midwife says she’s afraid she can only save one

.”

My mother told me later that her brain was confused.

But then Niang said in a calm voice, “Go, bring the ginseng soup to the empress,

and bring a few pieces of ginseng for the empress to hold.” “Go and see the midwife, and if you need

anything, send it over as soon as possible.” “Cook a few more tonics and prepare them for the empress.”

「……」

“If, if it really, really doesn’t work.”

“Bao Xiao.” I was stunned and turned to look at my mother. Mother, don’t look away from me.

Why? Is a child we’ve never met more important than a sister? Is the power and glory of giving birth

to the first heir better than survival of the elder sister? I clenched my

hands and finally made a decision.

“I said, Bao Da.”

“Miaomiao, don’t be self-willed!”

Mother scolded me. Ignoring her,

I took out the waist card that the emperor’s brother-in-law had given me and said, “I say protect the great.”

The sharp-eyed maidservant had already realized that it was the emperor’s imperial possession and knelt down.

Mother cried until she choked up.

That day is too chaotic, too many things happened, I obviously should remember very clearly, but in retrospect

is very vague.

Anyway, my sister and little nephew are safe. Old Huang Men, who was waiting beside the emperor, pulled out a roll of yellow unidentified objects from his sleeve.

Unfold it-it’s an imperial edict.

The emperor’s brother-in-law said a lot, in a word, the elder sister gave birth to the

eldest son, so great! Then be my queen! What about the baby’s name? I’ll pick it up when I get back

. On June 3, the fifth year of

the Qing Dynasty, Changhong penetrated the sun.

Lin parents daughter, conferring the title of queen, for the world’s mother instrument. At the end of the

ceremony, I found my sister and

nephew who were paralyzed in bed in the Luanfeng Hall. When

my sister saw me coming, she didn’t get up and said in a muffled voice, “Miaomiao, now my sister is not

a demon concubine but a demon queen.”

I sat down next to my nephew with a smile. “Sister, my little nephew is so ugly. It’s not up to you.”

“Follow your brother-in-law.”

“Sister, my brother-in-law still has a long time to come back. We can’t just call him Baobao. How about a

nickname?”

“Well, that’s true.” My sister squinted and looked out of the window at the clouds.

“Just call..” “Xiao Shu?”

“Curly!”

I

I looked down at my little nephew and fell asleep heartlessly.

Alas, there is such a woman on the stall.

Before she left, the elder sister asked, “When will your brother-in-law come back?”

“When the golden osmanthus is fragrant, it will be almost over.”

“Mmm.”

But the elder sister did not wait for the emperor’s brother-in-law. Before

the golden osmanthus blossomed, bad news came from the army: the emperor collapsed!

Emperor Yongwu was also a wise king, but he was killed by a cold arrow.

God’s will is hard to disobey! Before he died,

Emperor Yongwu said to his younger brother, the King of Huainan, “Brother, your brother and I are dying

, and you should be the emperor.”. I’ll let Qing Wang Ye, the dog, supervise the country for you, and you can go back

and be the emperor directly. Besides, my imperial mausoleum hasn’t been built yet. You just burn me to death and raise my ashes. Just hold a memorial ceremony for so many dead soldiers in my girder. And

when your sister-in-law has a baby, call her Hsiao Mu-chao. Remember to tell your sister-in-law.

“Brother, with all this talk, are you really going to die?” The king

of Huainan asked his brother doubtfully.

“Of course. Ahem. You don’t think I can do it.” With

that, Emperor Yongwu tilted his head and died. The King

of Huainan was so sad that he knelt down in front of Emperor Yongwu’s bed and cried.

The little prince opened the door of the tent and came in, saying, “Your Majesty, don’t be too sad. The dead have

passed away. I’m sorry.”

Then he raised his hand and knocked the king of Huainan unconscious.

Emperor Yongwu’s “corpse” gave a thumbs-up in the dark.

The young prince calmly accepted the praise from the “underworld,” and said to himself, “After all, we

will be brothers-in-law in the future. In the

imperial harem, my elder sister became the empress Dowager before she could cover the throne of the empress. The old monk said that

Feng Yi was an old phoenix.

My little nephew was granted the title of king and given a blessing. The queen mother was very sad, so the late emperor went away and cried all day.

My mother was also very sad, and her daughter became a widow.

My father is even more sad. The last time the emperor and he lost five hundred taels of gold in Pai Gow, they haven’t returned it yet.

I

Not particularly sad, after all, my brother-in-law is gone and I can look for him again. On November 4, the first year

of Jiaxing, the weather was fine.

Emperor Yonghe led his army back to the court with the coffin of the late king.

All the people turned out, and the gongs and drums were loud, celebrating the hero’s triumphant return. From then on, the land of Bashu became the dependency of Daliang

. The

faces of the people were filled with smiles.

I sat in the teahouse and looked at the little prince.

The young man sat astride the red squid, carrying a seven-foot sword, with a beautiful appearance and a bit of evil

spirit. He had a few more wounds on his face, which did not damage his appearance, but made him more unruly.

I picked up the teacup and offered a toast to the little prince in the air.

He seemed to be aware of something and looked up. When he saw me, he unconsciously began to

glance around again. His cheeks were slightly red, and I don’t know how many daughters’ eyes were lost.

As usual, when the new emperor ascended the throne and returned triumphantly, a large palace banquet was indispensable.

The emperor used to be a stuffy oil bottle, but now, perhaps because he had just died, the whole person braved the cold air.

The whole party was as quiet as a chicken. Ning Tanhua, who was closest

to the emperor, had been picking his thighs with his hands. His wife looked down on him and slapped him on the back of the head. My sister was in a trance with her little nephew in her arms.

I coughed lightly and stood out in the hall.

The emperor came to his senses, stretched out his hand lazily and snapped his fingers. A small yellow door, no, the rhubarb door came to the queen mother with its head down. The emperor said, “Empress Dowager, this is the Shu brocade skirt that the late emperor bought for you in Bashu, and it is also the intention of the late emperor, which is nothing but sadness.”

“Mmm.” My sister answered at will.

“Huang Men and I have grown up since we were children. Although we are stupid, we are quick in doing things. You can take it.”

My sister didn’t look at it either, so she replied with a good sentence.

I sat by and watched and snickered. I had never seen a yellow door that had been cut. It stood tall and straight, tall and strong. The merry widow, the queen mother, and her loyal dog, the wolf, are handsome eunuchs.

!!! Sister, sister supports you!

I laughed so hard that the tassels on my head trembled.

Xiang Zhi did not know where to slip to me. My father had a black face at first, but he was pinched

by my mother and became honest in an instant.

I smiled in his arms. He was at a loss where to put his hand.

Finally, I sat with my arms around my waist.

I gave him an angry look and whispered in his ear, “Don’t you say I have a bad temper?”

His ears turned red. “When did I say that?”

I ignored him, man, one thing at a time.

The palace banquet came to a successful conclusion.

I watched the yellow door walk and jump behind my sister, shaking his buttocks

from time to time.

So coquettish. The peach blossoms

are blooming again, and the capital of Bian has a little more misty rain.

The elder sister is no longer a demon imperial concubine, but a model queen mother who is thrifty and diligent. My father is no longer a treacherous court official, but an upright little

old man who dares to remonstrate directly and is not afraid of power.

My mother ordered a lady to go shopping

all day with a group of middle-aged rich women with all kinds of skin and nails.

I married the little prince.

Uh It’s actually quite big. Besides, he is not a prince now, but a Marquis.

“The grand Marquis is washing my feet. It’s terrible!”

I sat on the edge of the bed and teased him. A pair of feet are not honest, splashing from time to time, and some

will accidentally fall into his face.

He didn’t make any trouble. He helped me dry carefully. He washed quickly and rushed to the bed

.

I disliked his cold breath and told him to stay away from my warm bed.

He clung to me like an octopus and pressed it close to my ear, saying, “Miaomiao, shall I show you the peach blossoms tomorrow

?” “It depends. Maybe I’ll go back to the palace to see my

sister.”

“Come on, there’s been no news from the palace for half a month this time. Hsiao Hsu must have taken our sister

for a walk somewhere.” “Oh.”

oh what oh! You’re just being perfunctory!

“I’m not. I’m just sleepy.” I yawned and kicked him. “Go down and put out the candle!” His eyes widened at me. “Didn’t

we agree?”? Tomorrow I’m going to have a hard day’s rest, but you’re not satisfied with me, a strong young man

!

Ah-this shameless one!

I covered the quilt and ignored him.

“Miaomiao, Miaomiao, you can’t break your word.

If you do that again, I’ll be angry.”

“Miaomiao, please.”

Lin Juo-miao! I tell you, there is a limit to my patience!

I lifted the quilt and looked into his eyes. “Well, let me see where your limits are

.”

His eyes flinched and he said, “But we agreed..”

“Oh, I admire you. Come in.” As soon as

I lifted my quilt tube, he came in like a monkey. Accompanied by a

cheap laugh.

Outside the window, the night is bright and the stars are twinkling. In the

small bedroom, the voices of men and women whispering came out faintly.

“Miaomiao, you seem to have grown up here. Look, my efforts have been effective.” “Xiang Zhi, you bitch!!!”

Xiao Xu’s Diary (1)

Today I went to the temple to hold a memorial ceremony for my mother. After I

came out, I thought, I am such a big man, I should marry a daughter-in-law, go to the peach tree to

make a wish, and try to bring a grandson to my mother next year.

Fate did not Xu Cheng, to see a little nun, that looks really beautiful, I did not notice

that she tripped.

The little nun cried sadly. I took the veil to wipe her face, but she was not happy.

She pushed my hand away and ran away.

It’s true! If it wasn’t for your beauty, I wouldn’t be happy!

By the way, I turned Xiang Jing’s younger brother over. As a result, the leather child ran away when he entered

the temple. When I was going to look for him, he

came back with a dusty face and an unwilling face.

I asked him if he had a fight with someone, and he ignored me.

The child is spoiled by him!

(2)

My father is dead, and my brothers are fighting for the family property there. I’m Seven. It’s not my turn to succeed my father. It’s great to be an idle prince or

something.

Happy ~

today I went to Laoxiang’s home for a Pita Bread Soaked in Lamb Soup, but the dead child was not there, so I didn’t know

where to go to play crazily.

Tut, I miss my little nun. I will go to see her tomorrow.

(3)

Anger!

The little nun is gone!

I haven’t been here for two months. Where’s my little nun?! I

was going to express my love today, don’t you know! Shit! No more writing!

(4)

I never thought that everything would be so sudden.

I am a seven princes with no money and no power, and one day I will be the emperor.

Brother, early death, this does not count.

The third brother likes to visit the mountains and rivers. He takes his wife to run around. Well, you play. The fourth elder brother is in business, which doesn’t match the royal lofty temperament. Ok.

But second brother, why did you go to Shu to earn money? Don’t you

know how your body is? Paralyzed and happy, huh?

And five elder brothers, you are a broken sleeve unexpectedly? All right! No wonder every time you look at me

, it’s disgusting!

Brother Six, you are even more awesome. You are going to seize the throne. Let’s go to the brothel less, OK?

You’re taking too many drugs, and you can’t do that, and you’ve lost

the face of the royal family!

Drive a duck to the shelf.

Be the emperor, right? All right, I’ll be the emperor!

(5)

God, God, God!

I saw my little nun!

So happy and excited!

Daughter-in-law father is a treacherous court official, they do not let daughter-in-law when the queen, angry!

I don’t care, I don’t care, I must let my wife be the queen! (7)

Ao Ao Ao-Yesterday, I saw Xiang Zhi’s child secretly hiding behind a tree and peeking at his sister-in-law

, giggling. I got it! I got it

!

Give a marriage!

Pure and shy little prince VS cold and proud young lady, I can!

(8)

My daughter-in-law is not happy today. Is she angry?

Well, in fact, I know that my wife is not happy to see me go to another woman. I

also want to be sweet with my daughter-in-law, but I really feel helpless when I become an emperor.

My mother died of depression because she couldn’t get out. I don’t want my wife to do the same. I have

to do something.

(9)

My father-in-law talked to me today. He said, “Your Majesty, although I have a bad reputation,

my daughter has been pampered since she was a child. I hope Your Majesty will take pity on her.” In fact,

I feel very embarrassed. After all, my father-in-law is kneeling on the ground, and I always feel a little nervous when I sit on it

.

I asked the maidservant to find a pair of Pai Gow and talk to my father-in-law while playing.

I have summed up four reasons for my father-in-law to be regarded as a treacherous court official: First, my father-in-law speaks too straight. It is often embarrassing for the father-in-law to say what he has to say.

Second, the father-in-law has provoked too many people. In front of that point at most let the small heart unhappy, father-in-law adult this point is to provoke most of the officials of the court. Who do you think your father-in-law should mess with? He has to mess with those aristocrats. My father had enough trouble with them, and after thirty years on the throne, the group of people were still very happy. Father-in-law is a straight man, how can he push those people down?

Third, the father-in-law is too handsome. Among the potbellied ministers, the father-in-law was elegant and modest, which was really eye-catching. See, that’s what makes you jealous.

Fourth, the father-in-law’s skill of pushing Pai Gow is too good. Apart from anything else, I just chatted with my father-in-law, and my five hundred taels of gold was gone! It’s gone! After listening to my words,

my father-in-law was lost in thought.

He actually knelt down in front of me again and said, “Your Majesty, I will do what you think is dirty, I will do what you can’t do, I will kill what you can’t kill, and I will be your sword.”.

I only ask for the safety of my family.

I

I’m really in a panic. Hey!

(10)

Today, the baby in my daughter-in-law’s belly kicked me. I was very happy. My sister-in-law said that the baby in my daughter-in-law’s belly was a boy. I will try my best to give birth to a

girl with my daughter-in-law.

I was so happy that I rewarded my sister-in-law with a pile of jewelry and gold and silver, and by the way, I gave her a carriage

inlaid with gold.

I am really a good brother-in-law.

(11)

The people of Bashu are really cheap!

Can you not come here to flirt! I can’t stand this tone. I must destroy Bashu

!

Tut-but I thought about it carefully, the emperor went on a personal expedition, charged into battle, was attacked by arrows

, and died of serious injuries.

I am a good brother of Huainan King. For the happiness of my brother and sister-in-law, I have wronged you for decades

.

Uh! By the way, take Xiang Zhi there. Last time he pestered me to take him to build a

successful career.

Alas! Even if I want my daughter-in-law to be sad for a period of time, I don’t know if my big

fat son will not recognize me as a father when I come back.

(12)

***! No one told me that an arrow would hurt so much! (13)

I’m back. Ha ha ha

, but my brother is so cheap! He knew my stratagem and changed the identity of the

bodyguard I had arranged with great difficulty into the yellow door. Dog than.

I saw my wife!

Daughter-in-law did not have me, one face is haggard, can hurt my heart bad!

Ah-I stood in front of my daughter-in-law, but she didn’t even look at me!

And that ugly child, daughter-in-law’s chest can only be touched by me, you give me down from the arms

of daughter-in-law!

(14)

My brother was really cheap and well-behaved. I gave him the throne, but he even asked

me to stay in the palace and help him as a consultant.

Dogs don’t talk about martial arts more than children!

My daughter-in-law wants to go to Jinling, but she can’t take her there. She is not happy.

(15)

Xiang Zhi and his sister-in-law are really enough!

Do you still remember who gave you marriage! Do you still have my brother-in-law in your eyes!

Daughter-in-law in front of me, but I can only be a yellow door, who knows the pain? My son can call me dad

today!

My daughter-in-law compensated me for wearing a set of beautiful bedclothes in the evening. A day of

contradictions-

(16)

The son is more than one year old, can’t he stay with his uncle? My wife

and I will take a drag oil bottle when we go to Jinling!

(17)

The fireworks in Jinling are really beautiful. At the moment when the

fireworks exploded in the air, I held the woman I loved most in my arms, holding the child that the woman I loved

gave birth to in my arms, which was the greatest joy in the world. When I came back

from the Lantern Festival, a child ran past me with a light laugh

in my ears.

Once I was not familiar with the world, and I was unbridled.

In my life, I have been an idle prince, an emperor above ten thousand people, went to brothels to

seek pleasure, and also went to the battlefield to fight the enemy. In my life, I have seen too many people turn against each other because of profit and power, and I have also seen too many couples

separated from each other.

Now, in the palace, I am just a small yellow door. Outside

the palace, I am just an ordinary man with a wife and children.

But that’s good. I’m satisfied.

Extra chapter (2) I am the prince of the Marquis of Zhenbei.

Do you think Zhenbei Hou is my father?

No, it’s a pending title. When

I was born, my father died in battle, and my mother, as an accompanying military doctor, died for the country with my father

. The elder brother, who was fifteen years old

at that time, supported the huge Hou Mansion with his thin shoulders. In order to appease our family,

the late emperor asked my elder brother to give me a title

in swaddling clothes.

Feng Hou Ye?

Not so good.

So what to do? Not as good as the prince!

That’s a good idea!

The first emperor waved his hand, and from then on I had the title of a prince on my head. My brother and

I have no parents and few relatives, so we’d better take care of it. The late emperor took me

to the palace to play with the princes when he was free.

To tell you the truth, the son of the late emperor is not very clever. There are

only seven princes and nine princes who are most in line with my heart. I will play

with you reluctantly.

The seven princes are loafers. They like to listen to ditties, stroll around the yard and fight

crickets with others.

Nine princes are a stuffy oil bottle, and he is always talking about uh-huh uh-oh, his biggest hobby

is collecting stones.

And these two people hang out, although I do not want to admit, but I feel that I

am really … Awkward.

That day, the seven princes took me, who was only four years old, to play in the temple. As a result, Han ran as if a dog was chasing him behind

him, and when he turned his head, he disappeared.

It’s not worry-free at all. With my

hands behind my back, I felt the fragrance of the wind and the vegetation. ‘Yah! The Flower Fairy!

???

I was so frightened that I went to the grass to have a look.

It’s a.. A little girl younger than me.

She was so frightened by me that she sat on the ground and wanted to cry. The corners of

my mouth widened! Where is the evil spirit? Let your grandfather and I take care of it.

The little girl sat on the ground and couldn’t see her face clearly.

I thought I had done it and bent over to see her.

As a result, the dead smelly child put mud on my face! I’m so

angry!

I came to blows with her.

The setting sun drew a long red thread across the skyline.

I washed my face and wanted to ask her who she was, but the smelly girl ran away.

Hateful!

When I went back to look for this road nerd, the seven princes, he blushed and said “little nun

, little nun,” with a wretched look on his face. I’m a decent person. All I can do is hold my cheek and say, “smelly girl,” when I go back in the

carriage.

But after this time, I decided to find the elder brother to practice martial arts!

So twelve years passed.

I am not too big or too small in Bianjing. A lot has happened in

twelve years.

Like the first emperor, the greasy uncle died, and several princes fought for the throne, resulting in a

lot of evil things.

Finally, Xiao Xu became the emperor.

My girder is going to die! I understand that

Xiao Xu and I have been estranged a lot since he became the emperor. The emperor and his courtiers have their

own way of balancing. If I’m too close to him, those aristocrats will think a

lot more.

I’m not very sad.

Maybe it’s just a little bit, and there’s no more.

Recently, Seven, Bah, the emperor welcomed the eldest daughter of the Lin family into the palace and doted on her very much.

Brother, it’s a good thing to find a wife, but can you not drag me into the water! He suddenly married me and the two daughters of the Lin family, saying, “I know all about brothers, what

do you know?”? Besides, I have a girl I like, okay?

Still remember, that day, peach blossom light rain, I, peep at her under the tree.

She laughed, she sniffed, she squinted, ah-everything was so exciting to me.

My love.

This time Xiao Xu really provoked me, and I was so angry that I went straight to the second Miss Lin.

The guard tugged at me and said, “Prince, look!”! That’s Miss Lin standing there.

I didn’t notice it either. “I’m not going to like you!” Miss

Lin was so shameless that she came up and asked, “Who do you like?” Only then did

I see her face. It’s

over. It’s over. It’s over.

At that time, there were only a few words floating in my heart.

My face turned red. What should I do if I

offend the goddess? Wait online. It’s urgent.

Ashamed of my nonsense, I ran away. After

that day, I didn’t dare to spy on her for a month.

It was not until she was fourteen years old (overhead setting) that our sister was pregnant with Xiao Xu’s child, and the number of times she entered the palace increased, and I slipped over when I was free.

Finally, once my mother-in-law did not stay by my daughter-in-law’s side, Du Yuner, a dead girl, came to pester me again.

Her face is covered with a thick layer of makeup, unlike her daughter-in-law, who is naturally carved.

She has been twisting her handkerchief all the time, and her hands are like stewed chicken feet, which is not as natural as her daughter-in-law.

Her throat seems to be blocked by something, and I can’t understand her words.

Besides, Du Yuner, I know exactly what your brother complains to me every day. You don’t have to be so pretentious. Thank you.

But the apricot flower hairpin on her head was very beautiful. I reached out my hand and touched it and asked her.

I said, “This hairpin looks good. I’ll make one later.”

She knew I didn’t give it to her, but she gave in because I might tell her brother. Not long after

I finished chatting with her, suddenly my daughter-in-law’s voice came out in the back, which scared me. I’m

done. I’m done. I’m done.

I hasten to explain. Can She didn’t listen. Don

‘t you like me yet?

I’m a little depressed.

Later, Seven held a palace banquet, and I went with him.

Oh, yes, and Lao Jiu, I heard that he is going to Bashu to look for stones.

This palace banquet is to reward the armed forces. I couldn’t help envying

the generals and soldiers who acted recklessly and heroically.

I don’t want to be a prince anymore.

I want to be the bravest soldier, drink the strongest wine and marry the most beautiful woman. I have been practicing martial arts for fifteen years

in order to be a warrior who fights against the enemy.

I have also been to thousands of mountains and rivers to drink liquor to my heart’s content.

Now, I only need a beautiful woman.

Then the guard whispered in my ear, “Miss Lin is here.”

I also know that my beautiful mother is here. She was so beautiful

that day. She was so dazzling that many men were peeking at her, and I stared back one by one.

She is so beautiful that my breath stagnates. In front of her, I can

‘t even speak the Mandarin from childhood to adulthood.

I took out the peach blossom hairpin and handed it to her.

I said, “Wait till I come back and marry you.”

Waiting for me to come back and marry you.

When I come back to spend the rest of my life with you.

Fighting is really tiring.

We were on our way and never stopped.

The Black Armor Army are all physically strong, even in the harsh environment, they are not very tired. Only then did

I realize the gap between me and them.

No way.

I must stick to it.

I laboriously swallowed the dry steamed bread, drank the muddy water, and did

not care that my hair and clothes were covered with dust and sweat.

The battlefield is really cruel. Maybe one second the partner who helps you stab the enemy to death, the next second the brains explode in front

of you.

Perhaps the soldier who told you last night that his son would call his father before he left has now become a

corpse submerged in the running water.

Maybe.

I don’t want to die.

I am the courtier of Daliang, the brother of Yongle Hou, the good brother of the emperor, the most outstanding disciple of Gu

Wushi, and the fiance of Miss Lin.

But these are not the reasons why I don’t want to die.

It’s worth remembering, though.

But I want to protect the land where I was born and raised.

I want to kill more enemies.

I’m red-eyed.

So when the arrow came, I didn’t notice it.

Seven blocked it for me.

I held him and looked at a loss.

As a result, this dog thing is actually installed. He made a set of tough soft armor for himself in advance, which was specially used on the

right side with double protection to help me block the arrow. Should

I be glad he was wearing a suit of soft armor to avoid serious injury? Or should he be scolded for not choosing a safer position since he can

control the injured position, and then only say that the arrow is poisonous

?

He listened and fell silent.

“I didn’t think of that.”

He said so.

I knocked him out like that.

The emperor was seriously wounded and was about to die.

In order to stabilize the morale of the troops, he cheated Lao Jiu, who had always been honest.

Lao Jiu did not know that he would be arranged clearly like the donkey of the production team, holding Xiao

Xu that dog thing and crying sadly.

I was a little sorry for him, but he was addicted to crying.

And Xiao Xu opened his mouth and couldn’t stop.

I am very helpless.

After Xiao Xu finally shut his mouth, I cut down the new emperor. It’s just a hand knife. Don’t panic. The

army of Daliang returned smoothly.

Changed an emperor, more than a Marquis, added a queen mother, served as a grand master.

And, the girder has more land.

Other than that, it’s nothing.

Everything is getting better. I can finally wear all the glory to marry my second Miss

Lin. The day before

the wedding, I moved fifty boxes of gold and silver to support my daughter-in-law. On December 19, the first year

of Jiaxing, it was appropriate to marry.

On that day, the red makeup dragged the ground, the drums opened the way, the crowd shook, and everything was so

beautiful.

My beloved Miaomiao was finally married by me.

This life is complete.