“Wife-master, can you not serve me?”
“Shh, call my wife”
..
……
When I woke up, I was in bed with a crazy beauty. “Lady, you haven’t
hit me for three days,”
the beauty said in a humble tone, but with a hint of excitement.
I
Finished, dead ball, isn’t this the dialogue between the male protagonist and the vicious original wife in
the male frequency article “The Ultimate Son-in-law” that I chased a while ago?
Am I stupid, beat you and scold you, convenient for you to kill your wife after you are full of anger, and put an arrow through my
heart?!
Then I shivered. “Can we not fight?” There was a white light in front of his eyes.
***, against the public persona, I’m dead again.
Once again, I woke up from the bed of crazy beauty.
In order to escape from this abominable cycle, I cried out.
“I’ll fight, can’t I fight?”
The voice did not fall, immediately popped up a transparent panel in front of the eyes, with a scarlet letter description:
[Ultimate Son-in-law System: Today’s Punishment (0 \ 3)]
I lost! Must be done every day, can not finish the sudden death? There is no limit to the number of times, and there is a reward for excess?
Reference means are not limited to kicking, kicking, pumping, beating, caliber is not limited to scolding, ridiculing, insulting,
scolding..
Hiss ~ ~ ~
all blame me, I shouldn’t not code my female frequency article well, run and male frequency article author online
to spray, also shouldn’t more 1500 a day, spray people 15000, as expected, the network is not an extrajudicial
place, I regret, sincerely!
Now, if you don’t fight, you will die, and if you fight, you will still die! What drew me out of the mountain
of imagination was the other side’s sweet and gentle voice: “What are you going to do, my wife?” He is
indeed a man who has been attacked by thousands of women. He has black hair and red clothes. His pale face is like a beautiful jade. The most special thing is the two cinnabar moles that are symmetrical under his eyes. It is simply wonderful and amazing.
Ignoring the cold in the eyes that strangers are not allowed to enter, just like the beautiful young man coming out of the painting, I can see all over my body.
In my startled eyes, he bent down humbly and said, “Please give me some advice.”
Although he is now small and humble, cowardly and pitiful, in fact, this person is not only higher than top, but also capricious, violent and irritable, so the original wife in the book is more crazy, after he was tired of playing, an arrow pierced his heart and got a box lunch.
My God, aren’t you embarrassing me?
I thought hard for a long time, and finally found a compromise-that is, in the completion of the task, let him hate me, can not be guilty of death?
Is there any unpopular knowledge that can baffle the beautiful woman of the new era who has 500g small movies in my hard disk? “Get down on your knees,”
I said with a cold face.
He gritted his teeth in humiliation, a trace of blood in his eyes, but his body trembled under the extreme excitement. I stretched out the palm of my hand, ten slender fingers, and gently slapped three
times on the rounded arc of the upturned body, not forgetting to praise him: “It’s very elastic.”
Because of where we are (on the bed), this series of actions is more like an ambiguous
touch.
Accompanied by the melodious Ding Dong, The system sent a prompt in time:
“hit + 1”
, “hit + 2”
, “hit + 3”
[ultimate system: today’s punishment has been completed (3 \ 3)]
02
I wear the book. The beautiful young man
in front of me is my husband, the ultimate son-in-law
with golden fingers all over his body. He can’t be defeated by any humiliation, which will only make him draw more
strength from the pain, and finally become the first prime minister of Daye.
So this kind of marginal abuse (fondling?) He was discontented. His eyes
were cold and cold, and he moved like a reptile on my face.
“This is it?”
“Why, do you have an opinion?” I immediately became tough. Seeing that I had a grim look on my face, he looked happy instead, and his eyes were red with excitement. “
Lady, is there any other punishment today?”
I’ve seen a pervert, but I’ve never seen such a pervert. I waved my hand perfunctorily at the moment.
You are happy, but I am impatient. The reader asked me to add more without urging you.
Out of the door, there are spacious pavilions and pavilions outside the house, a few fists of stones, a few mountains, flowing water
, winding corridors, and a group of servants walking slowly.
Team rectification, obviously the wind of the big family.
The boy followed me step by step, but fell to the ground when he rubbed his shoulders.
“Ah!” The thick leg in the
procession had not yet been withdrawn, and it must have tripped on purpose, and the crowd burst into
laughter.
But the boy didn’t dare to say anything. He immediately got up and stood back in place. He didn’t
even dare to beat the dust all over his body. I looked at him with fear (excitement?) To the trembling shoulders, holding back the scold that was about to
blurt out.
Even if I don’t insult him, others will insult him. Under the guidance of the inexplicable fate of the original book,
even the geese raised by the roadside chase him until he can’t bear it any more and finally turn black, which is
the core of this book.
Superfluous son-in-law, what is superfluous son-in-law if you don’t abuse him to death?
Presumably, this is where my suffering lies.
However, as an online writer who is full of clever plans, I already
have a plan in mind. Shi Shiran took his son-in-law to the main hall. The head of the
jade family is very easy to recognize. He is high in the position of the head. The dragon is powerful and the tiger has eyes. The two splayed patterns are very profound
.
I recalled the daily life of the original wife in the book and made a simple handkerchief gift.
“Greet your father.”
Who would have thought that the other side would shake the earth and cry out again: “Why don’t you kneel down when you see your father?”
“Come on, do the family law!”
“Hey?” I turned around and saw that all the people around me were kneeling honestly and dared
not lift their heads.
Including my extra son-in-law.
The so-called family law is a blood-red slender whip, which is not finished until it is broken. I was frightened
when I saw two stout servants carrying the young man’s neck and pushing him to the
ground.
“Father, this..” “You’re my only daughter,” snorted the
master. “You can’t break it. Let your husband do it for
you.”
Damn you, you have a lot of problems! Didn’t I take the blame
in the end?
So I waved my hand and said in a harsh tone, “Father, my husband is a scholar. If he leaves a scar, how can he become an official in the temple and add luster to my family?”
This was so righteous that the master of the house fell into deep thought. Will
this violate the public persona? Naturally not. In
the original book, the reason why the head of the Yu family lets his only daughter become a wife is to improve his family’s upstart genes, and to provide a scholar with the strength of the whole family. It is contrary to common sense that he is not kind to anti-abuse.
Therefore, it is very reasonable for me to use his desire to glorify the family to counter his desire to abuse his son-in-law.
Embarrassed, my father, the nominal cannon fodder, stroked his beautiful beard and frowned: “What should I do as a father according to what Zhenzhen said?”
I stepped forward, took the blood-red whip and played with it in my hand. I smiled and pondered: “Father, you can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry. Why don’t you find a remote Chuang Tzu to banish him, and I’ll take care of him day and night. I won’t return him until he gains fame!”.
Good! What a man! He will not return his honor and fame! Cannon fodder: My father’s face swelled with excitement, as if the days of fresh clothes, angry horses, and fiery cooking oil were just around the corner. He immediately grabbed my hand and said with deep feeling, “Son, you have to take it easy. You’ve broken ten of these whips. Listen to your father. At least give him his life to go to Beijing.” What the fuck Are you just saying
such a crucial plot now? What
am I struggling with? Wouldn’t it be better to make a salted fish earlier?
04
In fact, within three months is the spring.
On that day, my son-in-law must be at the top of the list, and then he will be
caught by seventy or eighty high-ranking officials. I can’t say that my vicious original wife will be left behind by him, and he will be very
happy.
So I did a trick and changed the map directly. On the same day, I took him far away from human habitation and came
to Zhuangzi, which is located in a remote part of the capital. Replace curtilage fight
with farming, this is the secret that the net article injects water. The disaster of
heaven is unavoidable, especially the disaster of man. The first thing I did when I arrived at Chuang Tzu was to declare
that all the servants were not allowed to enter without being summoned, and that I would handle all the food and clothes, so as
to eliminate the possibility of rebellion. Those
who disobey the order are all responsible for the sale and will not be tolerated.
The original wife is worthy of being a poisonous woman. If this iron order is carried out, the whole village will run
out of sight. I can’t even find someone to help me swat mosquitoes.
It was summer and there were a lot of mosquitoes, and my son-in-law and I were getting a lot of trouble.
“What’s your name again?” I called out to him. He lowered his eyelids in the face of my sudden concern.
「…… Yan Luoxi.
“Oh, yes, that’s the name.” It was getting dark
at the moment, and as long as he didn’t speak, he looked like a proper Fusang under the moon and
a beautiful man in the world.
I grabbed the bag on my neck and looked at the man in front of me. Perhaps it was fate that made me jealous. Most
of the mosquitoes chased after him, leaving big bags on the cold white skin,
which was much worse than me.
No, you can’t sleep like this! Urged
by me, Yulang endured mosquitoes and began to sit at his desk to study hard. So
I went to the back of the house and picked some wormwood. After using the heated Kang, I wrapped it into a sachet and hung it quietly under
his desk.
It has a slightly pungent smell, but it’s much better than before. After
that, someone rang the bell in the front hall, and the servant came to deliver the dinner.
I opened the food box and looked at the dishes inside. Unsatisfied, I commented: “This rice has
clear grains and is obviously too hard. The barbecued pork is pale in color and must be tasteless. And this large intestine
is actually wrapped in shit. Is this your attitude toward your master?”. The man who
delivered the food was also a young boy. “Is the master going to punish me
?” He asked. The same tone, the same little expression.
That’s good. That’s a shake, too.
I seem to have come to the flow pool of Shake M.
05
When having a meal, I specially opened his chopsticks: “From now on, I will eat every chopstick first, you
can’t go beyond it, do you know?!”
As the teenager nodded meekly, the system sent me a prompt.
“Chi + 1”
Cut, pretend to be good, but don’t you feel humiliated? After
several dishes were tasted in turn, I changed the chopsticks and bowls, and then signaled him to move
the chopsticks. He seemed confused about this, and the system kept popping up and shutting down, apparently in a
state of disorder.
A quarter of an hour later, I fell to the ground.
Shit, what son of a bitch got croton?!
I’m just being careful. Who would ever want to fall for it on the first day?
I ran back and forth to the toilet more than a dozen times until the chrysanthemums withered and my little face turned pale. My cheap
husband seemed to understand something. He wandered around the back of the house in silence for a while, picked a few
herbs and came back. Then he decocted water for me to take. Sure enough, the medicine cured the disease. Don’t ask me why everything grows in the back of the house, but the golden finger of the man is on his back.
After nightfall, we were all ready to go to bed. Just as I was closing my eyes, the system
suddenly popped up a dialog box:
[Ultimate Redundancy System: Excess Rewards Have Arrived (1 \ 30)]
Eh? What does this reward mean? As soon as
I read it together, the lights in the room suddenly went out, and the sound of insects in the windows was all silent, only to hear the shallow breathing of the young man opposite
, which was soft and long.
I get it. It’s a dark room!
Shielding system monitoring, a small black room that can boldly do bad things! Overjoyed, I
adjusted my breathing to make my voice as soft and touching as possible: “Xianggong, are you asleep
?” There was a vague answer from the
opposite side.
I apologized to him in a tone of voice: “I had a disease a long time ago. This disease
is that I can’t speak well, and I am violent and irritable. In the past, it was my fault. In the future
,”
the voice did not end, and the room was bright again. The annoying chirping of insects also came back
.
[Ultimate son-in-law system: Excess rewards have been issued (0 \ 30] I giao!
06
For a long time, the opposite side saw that I did not have the following, only chuckled.
Obviously not satisfied with my performance.
System brother, can you give me a chance? That’s not enough time to wipe your ass! Unthinkable
, I fell asleep in endless regret. The next day, I caught the servant who had poisoned him out of jealousy
and made him circle around Chuang Tzu ten times, shouting about his crimes.
“I am not a man, I poison people. I am not a man, I poison people.”
On this side of the room, in the midst of the high and low human warnings, Yan Luoxi asked me in a low voice,
“Lady, I was the one he wanted to poison, wasn’t I?”
“You think too much.”
In order to maintain my persona, I coldly put aside the relationship, and then sternly urged him: “If you
have time to pay attention to these mundane things, you might as well use your strength to study books!”
He gazed at me in silence for a long time. The two cinnabar moles under his eyelids were as red as blood. Suddenly he opened his lips and said,
“Lady, I haven’t taught you to be my husband today.”
This sentence immediately opens the death flag, and the same system prompt pops up again. I played
yesterday. What are you playing today? Why don’t you try cursing?
So I said in a flat tone, “Damn it, I hate it.” Scold + 1
he a shock, then cast a look of horror, I ruthlessly, make persistent efforts to scold a few
words.
Dead ghost? Hate Scold + 2
“Dead ghost!”! After the + 3
target was successfully completed, the beautiful young man suddenly hid his face and his shoulders trembled. I was so frightened that I took a
big step back: “What’s wrong with you?”
“Unfortunately, I don’t know. If my wife calls me this way today, it will make me feel even more agitated than if she used to beat me
. It’s really, really refreshing!”.
I I can’t
play any more. Goodbye. In
the next few days, I did the same thing, lying in bed and eating red melon seeds, holding on to the share
, even exceeding the target.
It’s so exciting.
Because he showed that he liked to listen, I pinched my voice and shouted several times
in a charming voice. “Dead ghost, come to dinner ~ ~”
“Dead ghost, it’s getting cold, you wear more clothes ~”
“Dead ghost, go to bed early, it’s not too late to read tomorrow ~”
because all the words with negative meanings are judged as abuse by the system. So I
had a green light all the way, and finally after a few days, I succeeded in ushering in the red line plot.
[Ultimate son-in-law system: Visit the retired former scholar of Hanlin Academy and be shocked as a heavenly
being (0 \ 1)]
Ah, I know the plot! Not only
the Grand Maester, but also his famous daughter, who was waiting for the word in the boudoir.
After the vicious original wife died, she also became the first wife who was straightened up by the man, No.1 in the harem
.
It is worth mentioning that the old and prudent doctor and his
daughter, the battle-tested general and his daughter, the vassal king and his daughter
, the emperor and his daughter who visited incognito..
To be honest, do I spray more than
15,000 words on this kind of plot that rubs the reader’s intelligence quotient?
Sadly, no matter how routine I am, I have to go on, and escape is regarded as OOC (violation of human
design). Forced to go to Liangshan, I spit out a mouthful of melon seed
shells and fragrance to the figure bending over my desk not far away.
“Dead ghost, dead ghost.” The pleasant tinkling sound of the system suddenly stopped.
[Ultimate Son-in-law System: Excess Rewards Have Arrived (30 \ 30)]
It’s too young to live. This damn taunt has tolerance. The upper limit is 30, so you can’t add times
!
Yan Luoxi turned around and looked at him under my repeated calls. His painted sideburns were shining, his eyelids were carmine, and
a little cinnabar was under him. It was wonderful, like a fairy jade man. My whole body trembled when I saw
the fascinating look in my eyes. I quickly shouted, “Study
hard and don’t be distracted, do you know?”
In other words, he was scolded by me so that he gasped slightly and flushed, which was simply inexplicable.
Hiss. The direction of the transformation of the son-in-law is getting more and more strange.
08
“In fact, I am not the real jade, but I do not know where to come from a wisp of lonely soul.”
After nightfall, I exchanged all the time awarded by the system in full, and then moved a small bench
to sit at his desk, humbly saying, “Xianggong, Ah Bu, Mr. Yan, I’m sorry
to meet you in this capacity, but it’s not your fault that you met someone else.” It’s not my fault that I fell into this world
. If we don’t fight, we don’t know each other. This is also our fate.
The other side turned slightly sideways, eyes hanging down, eyelash feathers trembling, I do not know what to think. When
Heaven is about to place a great responsibility on a person, he must first make his mind and will suffer and strain his bones and muscles. This is
true, but hardship is by no means equal to success. In the face of those inexplicable bullies, you should fight violence with violence, shouldn’t you?
“If you had come out of the mountains earlier, you would have been able to get all the skills you had, such as medical skills, poison skills, martial arts, Confucianism, tactics, and checks
and balances. Why struggle
to survive in the mud of the Yu family?”.
I spent a long time talking until my mouth was dry, and finally, the person in front of me moved
slightly.
“Mr. Yan?”
In my surprised eyes, he put a white palm on my forehead and
said softly, “It’s a little hot. My wife may have hysteria. I’ll take a medicine to
cure it.”
Whew! Come on, kill me right now!
09
On the day before the deadline of the plot, I took Lao Yan to a lantern market outside Zhuangzi
, the place related to the task.
It was getting late, and the lights were all over the sky. We stopped in front of the largest and most luxurious lantern
stall, guessing the riddles written on lanterns and the right ones. I saw the old man yuanyue Zhi throwing out every sentence in perfect pairs
, and I frowned and answered like running water.
“One man is great, and two men are heaven.”
“Ten is earth, and twenty is king.” “The fire of the grain makes autumn, and the sun makes it fragrant.”
“Once a man was a monk, how can he become a Buddha?”
“There is no end to living in poverty.”
“The bitter cold cultivates the deep meaning of Zen.”
After only one stick of incense, we had asked for advice a few times. The old man snorted and turned
his head and pinched a crooked nightlight to send it away. So I proudly carried
the light and motioned to Yan Luoxi behind me.
Are you kidding? I can recite “Rhythm Enlightenment” backwards when I was three years old. Can this little thing baffle
me?
Next, it’s the highlight of the plot.
The old man stroked his beard calmly, with his nostrils in the air. “12345.”
His son-in-law, Yen Luo-hsi, was also astute. “Go up the mountain and fight the tiger,” he said. As soon as
the old man was stunned, he was so excited that he trembled all over. He burst into tears and said, “Oh, you are so
talented. This couplet is magnificent and full of interest. The old man is amazing!”
I
No, what he said is amazing. Is the threshold of this day too low?
The old man was obviously the Hanlin scholar himself, who had retired and returned to his hometown. He took my husband
by the hand and said with great emotion, “I haven’t heard such a fragrant and pleasant poem for a long time.”
“Your son is extraordinary, not like some people who have a mouthful of monks and Buddhas, who look too much, whose mouth
is sour and smelly, and whose vulgarity is inaudible..”
I
Hello？ Is it necessary to step on my face to praise others? After the
task was completed, I walked quickly in front of him with a straight face. Yan Luo Xiren was tall
and had long legs. He took a few steps to catch me. Under
all the lights, his face was like a red lotus, and he seemed to be worried. “But my wife doesn’t like it anymore?”
I fanned myself with my sleeve. “How dare I?” I exclaimed. “You’re the only son-in-law in heaven and earth
!” Before
he could react, the system sent me a message.
“Mocking + 1”
Suddenly, a fire went straight to the top of my skull. I was afraid that I would get angry and talk nonsense. Then I threw
my sleeve, threw down the small lamp and walked away.
But I do not know that behind me, Yan Luoxi’s original sweet smile immediately changed into a deep-seated
cold. Strange to
say, that sweet smile hung on his face, like a copy of other people
‘s expressions, false and rigid, but this kind of gloomy and cold-blooded expression is more suitable for
him. “You obviously can’t read a single word, but why is the antithesis so neat and the writing so
smooth?”.
“Hum, let’s see how you go on!”
10
Although this redundant son-in-law is looking for abuse, never seriously drilling books, and has a mean and superficial personality,
as long as he is out of this small family, all the big people will have a green eye for him, and all
the little ladies will go forward one after another. Support him step by step to the top
of ten thousand people.
It can be said responsibly that in the original text, all the Huanghua girls in Daye are eager
to be his concubines in the side room.
The Grand Maester’s daughter also plunged into her son-in-law’s harem and fell in love with the soul-stirring cinnabar mole at first sight on the long street
of lights, but Yan Luoxi thought about things all the way and did not pay attention to her at
all.
When the woman saw that he was frowning and still could not hide his charm, she immediately gave him an infatuation and
went up to chat with him: “This young man..”
She shyly handed over a piece of incense paper, but was mercilessly knocked down by the beauty in front of her.
“Sorry, I don’t have a card.”
“Om!”
When the woman was rejected, she immediately turned pale and fell back into the servant girl’s arms. At
the same time, I, who had already returned to Chuang Tzu, was stunned by a series of prompts from the system. [Ultimate Son-in-law System: Harem Recruitment Failure (1 \ 9)]
[Task Failure Punishment: Make Son-in-law Kneel for an Hour (0 \ 1)]
What makes me speechless is that this imposed punishment is actually a scarlet letter plot! That
is to say, if he doesn’t cooperate..
Waiting for me, will be completely obliterated!
Not long after, the beautiful boy came back in the starry night and stood under the porch.
I jumped on him and felt all over his body. “Hey, where’s the incense paper?”
Cuffs and trouser legs were pulled all over, and sure enough, there was no gift from the little lady. The harem No.1 was
so lost in the sea of people that I didn’t even have a chance to make up for it.
Just as I was losing my mind, a cold, sweet voice sounded above my head:
“Lady, what are you touching?”
At this moment, Yan Luoxi stood in the dark, his eyebrows seemed to be frowning, his eyes seemed to be happy, just like the gorgeous ghost climbing up from hell
, gorgeous and extremely strange. In front of me, he seems to
be gradually taking off his disguise. The
question is, will he still listen to me after a full hour of forced kneeling?
Now the crescent moon was rising high, and the cold was sinking into my bones. I was so excited that tears came to my eyes: “Xianggong
, when I was sleeping, my parents-in-law came into my dream and accused me of not paying a formal
visit to you, not counting you, the wife of the Yan family.” By the way, how miserable is the son-in-law in the original novel?
Because his parents died and no one took care of him, when he went through the door, the jade family only quietly set up a table
of wine. After that, not only were they not allowed to consummate their marriage, but they did not even worship heaven and earth seriously, for fear of
affecting their only daughter’s remarriage.
And the only condition for him to become a son-in-law is Chunzhongju.
Thanks to the system of grasping the big and letting go of the small, I had a little room to play. I wept hypocritically:
“I only knelt down to my parents, not to yours. I’m sure they won’t be able to
close their eyes in their grave. That’s why I’m dreaming and warning me.” When
the moon rises, it will be bright, and it will be brilliant.
Yen Luo-hsi looked down at me and wept, the corners of his swallow-tailed eyes slightly turned up. I placed a red candle in his mocking
eyes and pulled him to worship heaven and earth again: “Come, my husband, we’ll
make up for the three times we worship today!”
Fortunately, the boy gazed at me for a long time, but he still knelt down.
Unfortunately, halfway through the task, he seemed to grow impatient: “It’s just a matter of worshipping
heaven and earth. Is it necessary to take so long?”
I quickly covered my mouth and wept softly, “If it weren’t for my resentment, how could my parents-in-law condescend to the
world?”? When my husband is tired, let him go by himself, and let me kneel to death alone. It’s better than being
scared to death in a dream.
He sighed and continued to listen to me with drooping eyelids, and finally helped me finish the task
.
The next day, after kneeling for an hour, I could hardly go to the ground, so I had to ring the bell and bring a bag of wormwood for a hot compress. In order to show my friendship, I forced him to apply it for a while on the grounds that I could not hinder him from reading.
Who knows, after I left, the other party immediately threw the wormwood medicine bag out of the yard. There is no such thing as not being able to get out of bed on his knees
because of his profound skills and solid physique. At the moment, his tone was cold, his eyes were scarlet, and he was obviously resentful: “Yuzhuzhen, why on earth are you acting like a ghost?”
The herb had been lost for a long time, and there was still a faint smell on the tip of his nose, which made him even more irritable.
He bent down to follow the smell, only to see that there was a slender, wobbly, crude..
A few crooked sachets. The day
of Chunwei is approaching, and Yan Luoxi looks at me more and more strangely.
“My wife has been a little different lately.” My
back pricked and I broke out in a cold sweat. “What’s the difference?”
“For example, in the past, my wife would whip me within three days, but now it’s been three months..” He took out his slender blood-red whip and stroked it, his eyes shining and slanting at me. Hiss.. With a whip? “
That’s a subtle move!”! Not taking off your clothes is domestic violence, taking off your clothes. Isn’t it just fun
?
In order to consolidate my public persona, I steeled myself and grabbed the whip: “Who says I don’t like to whip
?”
“Come on, let’s do something different today!”
I tried it on my arm first with the end of the whip. Not only did it not hurt, but it was a
little itchy and strange. Seeing that I looked hesitant,
he urged in a sweet tone, “Why don’t you do it?”
“That’s because you haven’t taken it off yet!”
I quickly tore off his tunic, and soon a graceful and vigorous body was exposed
to the morning light like a pale and solid marble statue. Embracing the guilt of
destroying works of art, I gently brushed the deep, delicate collarbone with the end of the whip, because his skin
was cold, white, crisp and tender, it was like a red mark.
And he let me do what I did, with only a slight snort. “Does it hurt?”
I whispered nervously.
“If your wife likes it, then she likes it.”
Since he likes it, then. Next, I gently brushed the end of the whip over his open shoulders, his long neck,
his sharp Adam’s apple..
In this delicate atmosphere, he suddenly grabbed my hand, gasping slightly, tears glistening, and
his eyes burning red: “Lady, you can be a little heavier.”
“How about this?”
“Very good!”
“How many times shall I do it?”
I took the opportunity to gently pump a few more times to complete today’s excess weight, until I
refused to do it again, he held my wrist, eyes moist, throat choked.
“Lady, Xi is very happy.”
Hiss ~ ~ Today this person is really strange, and make people on the head. The
green walls encircle the mossy courtyard, and the light plantain rolls in the atrium.
At this moment, a pair of swallows stopped on the curtain hook and whispered, and the willow catkins fluttered around
the well wall, forming a light song with the sound of the children playing in the village, and
constantly entering the curtain.
Yen Luo-hsi threw on her clothes and got out of bed, sighing with emotion: “There is such a heaven in the world.”
“Speak human words.” “The sun is big, my lady.”
Perhaps no one bothered him, but recently he was more plump and energetic than before, and looked more calm and beautiful than
before. I lay on the cool couch and lazily directed people to pack their luggage
.
“In a couple of days it will be spring. I’ve prepared an examination basket for you, and you can pack up some soft clothes and
go to the capital.”
He sat at the table and looked at me with a wistful sigh. “I don’t want to go. I just want to spend the day in the village
with my wife, and I don’t care about the weather.”
“I’ve been living for twenty years, and I never knew that summer was so short. All I can do is give my wife a few drinks,
eat a cup of melon and fruit, and recite a few sour poems, and the day will pass away.”
I listened in silence for a long time, not knowing how to respond.
Even if you don’t want to go, everyone still has to go to their own destiny and can’t turn back.
In order to take care of him more properly, I gave him two reliable boys to go to Beijing together. As soon as he
left, I was so flustered that I couldn’t sleep.
It’s really strange.
After the examination, I was catching up on my sleep when several women rushed into the inner hall and shouted,
“Madam, it’s time to die!”! My son-in-law has been caught in the street!
I was so overjoyed that I got up and started packing!
No longer need to stay in Chuang Tzu to feed mosquitoes, and you can go back to the rich Yu family to eat and drink! Under
the exultation, I even want to sing a few words of “Good Day”!
In other words, after reading the original, I not only knew that he would be caught by the list, but also knew that it was the general’s daughter who caught him. The other party disguised herself as a man and wandered in the street. He was so surprised that he knocked him unconscious and took him away on the spot.
To my surprise, before I arrived at the jade house, I was intercepted by the general’s office guard on the way, and half forcibly brought to the general’s office. Sitting at the head of the hall in disheveled clothes,
Yan Luoxi’s face was unyielding and unyielding. “Xiao Ke already has a wife at home,” he said. “I advise you to put away your delusions and not to trouble yourself.”
And the general’s daughter fell down at his feet, weeping and heartbroken.
No, the two people in the original text are not the thunder of the sky and the fire of the earth, and the sauce brewed all night as soon as they met?
General yuan Yuezhi flashed his sword at me as soon as he entered the gate. “Lady Jade is here, too,” he said indifferently. “Why don’t you tell me how you feel about this?” In the
hall, the eyes of three people, like spotlights, were projected on me at the same time.
Seeing me hum, Who would have thought that Yan Luoxi had been prepared, he opened his lips lightly, and then interrupted me
.
“Worship my parents, heaven and earth, not my wife, but my wife.”
I
Touch porcelain, don’t you? You did it
, didn’t you?
Unfortunately, I had no choice but to be detained in the General’s Office together with my son-in-law.
14 I
was locked up in the woodshed for several days, and Yan Luoxi slept peacefully, but I was spoiled and could not stand
the cold and wet ground. I had not slept for several days, and my spirit was rapidly depressed.
“Didn’t your wife sleep yesterday?”
I didn’t want to pay any attention to him, so I just turned my back to him, but I heard the man behind me making fun
of him in a tone that was not serious: “The rich spirit is graceful and graceful, and the jade is delicate. That’s what I’m talking about. Even the back is
beautiful.”
Man is the knife, I am the fish, at this time of life and death, he actually has the interest to say
dirty words? Seeing that I was dizzy with anger, he quickly put his hand on my trembling shoulder and said, “I’m sorry
I won’t sleep tonight. How about sleeping with my wife first?”
This is really attractive. With a snort, I fell down the arm. His chest was broad and warm
, undulating gently like a boat, and soon I was in a daze.
“That’s right, if you’re not Yu-hsu-chen, then who is it?”
My real name? To tell you the truth
, my real name is Yuyizhen. If I hadn’t read the vicious woman
in the book with the same name as me, how could I not want to run away to see the male frequency?
So I coughed softly, “Yuzi-shao.” It’s my pen name, inspired by my niece
Tamako.
“What a lovely name.”
In his sincere praise and the vibration of his chest, I gradually fell asleep.
Unfortunately, I didn’t sleep long before I was rudely woken up.
“Master Yan, when I heard you were here, the King of Wu paid a special visit and asked you to
come to the banquet immediately.” The King
of Wu took his beloved daughter Princess Jiacheng to celebrate the birthday of the present emperor, so he stayed at the General’s Mansion.
I will accept the stuffy, at the foot of the son of heaven, jittery, you a vassal king dare to make friends with the general who has the military power in
hand, wish to wear a pair of pants, not afraid of being impeached by the supervisor
into a clique? Don’t ask. Asking is cool and illogical.
Whether intentionally or unintentionally, Yan Luoxi was arranged next
to Princess Jiacheng as soon as he took his seat.
Besides, the princess was young and cardamom was already in bloom, but she had never seen such a beautiful young man with beautiful bones and clear mind
, such as the person in the picture, especially the cinnabar
mole under the eyelids of the other side, which was as straight as a little blood in her heart, which made her heart and soul tremble.
Why are you born such a wonderful person? The more one looks at it, the more one loves it! As she
spoke, her hand moved over him.
He coughed lightly, moved a little, but saw the other side holding a grape on the tip of his tongue.
“Look, Lang Jun.” She replied a little coyly and winked
at him, as if to tell him to come and taste her mouth.
Yan Luoxi:..
I huddled in the corner, laughing and squawking. After
the banquet, my son-in-law was left to talk alone, while I walked around the bamboo forest
with a full stomach. Two female voices came from
the front, one strong and one soft, arguing endlessly.
“I am the princess. I am the greatest and you are the smallest.”
“Although you are the princess, I caught Yan Lang first, so naturally I am the greatest and you are the least.”
Seeing me standing in the middle of the road, the two women looked away contemptuously and said, “Don’t worry about her. Let’s go on!”
Hey, I don’t want to lose face!
Look at the swing next to them, shining in the moonlight.
Hiss, this swing is sparkling and unique in shape. In the original book, it is the favorite drag racing prop of the man and his harem. When it was, I also gave a reward for those welfare stamps.
So I quietly left, actually hiding in the nearby rockery, and continued to watch the development of the situation.
Not far away, the general’s loud voice approached all the way.
“Yen Jun-ma, if you just nod your head about this, why should you worry?” Before
my first wife died, the general was already mouthing a county horse, shouting affectionately, “The county horse is now in high school, three yuan and the first, and the day of parading flowers is at hand. The Jade Lady is just the daughter of a merchant. How can she help your son go straight to the top?”
Yan Luoxi looked at him with empty eyes and said, “a real man has made great achievements. Why does he need his wife to help him?”
This statement can be called great light is, general silly big black thick, directly Leng in the local. At this moment, the moon was shining brightly, and the cool breeze was blowing gently. Under the moon, Yulang came slowly, only to see the two women
with their hearts pounding. They wanted to throw him to the ground and eat him up. But that man
was Lang’s heart was like iron, and there was no turning around. “Don’t say it’s the princess today, but the princess is coming
.” Unfortunately, this is still the same sentence.
“I have only one wife for the rest of my life.”
“There is no need to mention this again.”
16
No, the plot is not like this!
I was stunned on the spot, and the system sent me a notice in time.
[Ultimate Son-in-law System: Harem Recruitment Failure (2 \ 9)]
[Ultimate Son-in-law System: Harem Recruitment Failure (3 \ 9)]
..
……
[Ultimate Son-in-law System: Harem Recruitment Failure (9 \ 9)]
I have only one wife in my whole life.
Hiss ~ I forgot, the man is the man, his oath is the plot flag! It is
an iron law that can never be shaken! This is miserable, the nine young ladies all failed to recruit, waiting for me is what kind of
ultimate punishment?!
Five horses dismembered, Ling Chi executed, iron virgin, tickle, horse wind, in a breath, my mind
turned over countless miserable ways of death.
“I choose the horse to win.”
“Lady, what did you say?”
I wiped the saliva from my mouth and said indifferently, “It’s nothing.”
Yan Luoxi pulled me out of the hiding place, I do not know when, those people have left
, leaving me alone in the face of this moonlight can be called a young boy. With a
little effort, he lifted me up onto the swing and sat down. Then he stepped back and praised me in a
soft and sweet tone: “Heaven and man come to the world, and Feng Xu is no more than
that. Lady, this swing suits you very well.”
Thinking of the eighteen tricks in the original text, I shivered: “No..” It doesn’t fit
.
“Why should you belittle yourself?”
He tilted his head and looked with interest at the side of my face, where a drop of cold sweat had fallen. “If
I could spend a day up there with my wife, I’d be even happier.”
Where, there is no.. I’d better come down first.. I incoherently prevaricated and planned to get out of the car, but he went around behind me and began to
push the swing, pushing and teasing me with a soul-stirring voice.
“Lady, are you happy?”
“Lady, are you on cloud nine?”
Gan, put me down! I’m still a child! The
expected system penalty did not come, but seemed to go down, and the
penalty task was never refreshed. After
that, we said goodbye to the general and went back to the jade home together. When the master of
the house learned that he was in high school, he had already laid red silk three miles away and hung bright
red swastikas along the street. He even led his servants to meet him in the suburbs for thirty miles. He wished he could beat gongs and drums to tell his neighbors that the jade family in the
south of the Yangtze River was about to become a big family of hairpins and tassels.
People live in the world, position and wealth can not be ignored, but in the end it makes people tired. So when my nominal
father was feasting the whole city, we hid in the remote Chuang
Tzu and sat on the swing together.
At this moment, the sky was full of rosy clouds, and the clouds were like fog, reflecting his face like a red lotus, his eyebrows were clear, and his expression
was relaxed and happy.
“Lady, I didn’t know until today that there is such a heaven in the world.” As I gazed at his lazy, soft cinnabar mole, I couldn’t help softening my voice: “Do you know
that there are immortals in heaven? Even immortals can’t transcend the world and be free.”
Immortals come down to earth to experience disasters, and the more they suffer, the more they have to do good, otherwise they won’t be able to go back to heaven. Just
like you, my husband.
“Is there a wife in heaven, too?”
「…… I’m not an immortal.
“Then there’s no point in going back.”
Hey, sweet mouth.
Then his face, hidden in the glow of the sun, moved closer to me, and a little smile gently turned up
at the corners of his lips.
Really, he deserves to be the leading man, and his small mouth is sweet and intoxicating.
Yu Yizhen: Don’t ask. To ask is to taste. After
that, Yan Luoxi lived up to the expectations of the public in the imperial examination. One grade was in the court, and three yuan was in
the first place.
But he did not immediately accept the appointment of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, but returned to Chuang Tzu, fishing
or playing chess all day, and occasionally took me to visit the surrounding lakes and rivers, which was quite a bit of mountain
people’s wild interest. That night, as I watched him swatting mosquitoes in the tent, I couldn’t help but express my doubts
: “By the way, how can court let you
idle for so long when you can’t pay the three yuan for hundreds of years?”
He stopped and looked down at his palms. “There are indeed a few vacancies, but I’ve lost them all on
the grounds that I need to take care of my wife for the time being.”
“Why?”
“It’s just that I’m not interested. I don’t like extravagance, and I don’t like fame. Being an official is
just asking for trouble.”
All right, all right, your arm is hard, and what you say is right.
At this time, the servant brought a bowl of melons, and I was about to put one into my mouth
when he slapped me.
“Why do you have to watch even the mosquitoes?”
In the face of my complaint, he looked solemn and slowly pulled out a needle from the honeydew melon,
which was as thin as hair and blue in color, obviously containing poison.
I
I know why the system is passive, it doesn’t need a boss at all, the malice of NPC alone
is enough for me to drink a pot! There was a light sound
outside the door. It was too late, but it was too quick. He had already blown away like a strong wind, and his eyes and hands quickly pinched the man’s jaw.
“Say, who ordered you?”
The man tilted his head and smiled, and then he bled from seven orifices and died.
Apparently, the man took the poison in advance.
Yan Luoxi poured the honeydew melon to the ground with a dignified look, each of which was embedded with a poisonous needle as thin as a
hair. Just as I was looking at it, he suddenly turned around and hugged
me tightly.
“If I hadn’t been born with a keen sense of smell and could smell poison, now..”
“I must be as dead as I can be-well!”
He pinched the back of my head, and then lifted my whole body into his arms, two hot lips.
Crushed over, teeth like a lock was easily opened, sweet tongue like a bag
, my soul will be teased away.
The ending is even more ingenious, that gentle strength, shallow taste, as if picking
dewdrops carefully.
Once separated, I was so shocked that I held my heart and gasped for breath. Then I looked at him in the tent. His black
hair was hanging down, his skirt was wide open, and his delicate and solid chest was exposed. At the moment, a pair of cinnabar
was as red as blood, wild and desirous, like a prairie fire splashing on my heart.
“Like it?”
Like nature is like, whether it is the surprise of the beginning, the fast fall of the climax or the soft and greasy ending
, the kiss just now is worthy of his gold-inlaid identity, but I am cheap and cold.
“This is it?”
Hey hey, laugh + 1.
Hearing this, his eyes turned to danger: “Lady, we haven’t consummated our marriage for a few years.
Why don’t we do it today?”
Tut-tut, my little face is yellow. Comrade
system, it’s not that I don’t value chastity, but that he is too good-looking!
So many big girls and little daughters-in-law salivate at the object, I really want to endure to the end of the play, that
is not logical ah! After
a night of tossing and turning, he controlled me from a commanding position, took me to explore the depths
of the moonlight leisurely, and moved forward together in the rugged depths, eager as a pond through the rain, drizzling,
soothing as a wine sobering moon, flicking and cutting slowly.
As the saying goes, the evening clouds are all overflowing with cold, and the silver man turns to the jade plate in silence.
After a long time, he supported me and let me lie on his chest for a nap. “Lady, how are you?”
I clenched my teeth and refused to bow my head. Just. This
He seemed a little embarrassed. “If you wait a little longer, I’m sure you won’t be disappointed.” Wait to turn back, pick up the old mountains and rivers, facing the sky.
I go? Is that all right? I
do not know when, I have tears.
The next day.
I insisted on taunting but did not wait for the notification of the completion of the task, which reminded me that the system had been down
for a long time, that is to say, I was completely demoralizing
for the unwarranted reward.
Just as he was feeling that he had suffered a great loss, Yen Luo-hsi, with a book in his hand, strolled over quickly, looking
as if he had come to his senses: “Lady, I think it’s safe to go to the capital. Today someone is poisoning your honeydew melon
, and tomorrow someone is lurking under your bed. If someone is behind the scenes, you can be punished!”.
“So which side do you think it will be?”
“Either the King of Wu, or today.” As
he spoke, his brows froze: “But being an official is really boring..”
Have to say, Yan Luoxi is not a gentleman, but is a naked, magnanimous real villain
! When
I sat up, it was hard for me to be serious: “How can it be boring to establish a heart for heaven and earth, to establish a life for the people, to
continue learning for the sake of the past saints, and to open up peace for all generations?”
He didn’t think so, but instead gave an open-minded smile and said, “If a lady were a man, she would be immortal
.”
“It is a pity that I am a woman. If you are immortal, I will be immortal with you. If everyone shouts at you, I will be immortal with you.” He thought deeply when he heard the
words. Seeing that he seemed to be touched,
I said softly, “You are a good official, and I am naturally honored to be your wife.”
“Yes, I can earn my life for my wife!” I smiled with satisfaction
when I saw that he was finally moving. In
the original book, he formed a clique for personal gain, ganged up with the King of Wu and a bunch of henchmen to set off a bloody storm in the temple, and even took pleasure in fabricating charges and commanding the wind direction of the court. It can be said that those who follow me will prosper, and those who resist me will perish.
I come to this book once, at least take him to distinguish between likes and dislikes, that is also very good.
Yan Luoxi was ordered to go to the capital, and as a rule, he was given the Hanlin Academy to compile and write. Because of the radical theory of weapons, he shone brilliantly. Half a year later, he was appointed as the assistant minister of the Ministry of War, and for another full year, he was short of the Minister of War. Coincidentally, at the moment when the King of Wu invaded the southern barbarians, the former minister of war fell and was declared dead. I don’t know whether it was luck or bad luck.
However, as a man, he would never be afraid of the storm. After that, he actively joined the temple. Every day, he fought with his peers like a black-eyed chicken. When he came home, he always drank a jar of Qingxin Baihuo tea, so that he could get along with me calmly. And I do not go out of the door, two doors do not step, and was caught in the early morning in the fish stall around,
a laudatory name: salted fish lady.
***, I don’t want to. I’m afraid of being poisoned!
“At today’s meeting, for the third time, I suggested that the princess be married.”
“Huh?”
“The emperor has already drawn up a decree. After that, the house will be in peace, and my wife won’t have to go out at dawn every
day to buy fish.”
“Oh, that’s a good thing.” He expressed his dissatisfaction with
my “treasuring words like gold”: “Is that it?”
I spread out my hands. “Or what?”
Seeing that my attitude had drifted away, he softened his tone: “It’s pity that I’m the new minister, and I have to redraft everything about the status of soldiers,
weapons, military orders, and the distribution of post stations, but I have no choice but to ask my wife to stay alone in
her boudoir. It’s pity that it’s wrong.”
“Oh, not at all.” I said hypocritically, “But with a talented
woman from the capital on your left and a noble princess on your right, it’s hard for you to remember that there are salted fish at home.”
Drop, laugh + 1. As the
sun and the moon passed, our development was like entering a flat lake, beautiful but undulating. He
was shocked to hear this, as if he had found his long-lost passion: “Lady, it seems that you haven’t called me a ghost for a long time
.” I said in a flat and perfunctory tone, “Dead ghost.”
No! And wavy lines!
“Dead ghost ~ You ask for so much ~”
He suddenly blushed, two dimples appeared, and his eyes
, which had been full of shadows, became affectionate.
(Note: 2000 words are omitted here.)
After playing for a while, he put his arms around me and whispered, “Lady..” Do you think pity is too cruel
?
“Which one do you mean?”
“Send a weak girl to a foreign country for marriage.”
Without waiting for me to speak, he said in a cold and gloomy voice, “Ever since she met
Xi at the Qionglin banquet, she has poisoned you again and again. If it hadn’t been for the benefit of the princess and her relatives to the state system, Xi would never have
allowed her to live to this day.” Then
he looked down at me again, his eyes moist, and his voice pitying him: “Pity my wife
, who has been implicated innocently, but has been called a salted fish by those ignorant people for no reason. How
can she bear such a tone?”
I said, “You don’t understand. Salted fish is a blessing.”
Who knows, he thinks I am to swallow one’s pride, at the moment more distressed, hold me in the bosom repeatedly
caress.
Lady! Alas, my poor wife ~ ~ “
21
Not long after, the King of Wu colluded with the southern barbarians to invade, and Daye was hit by a once-in-a-century heavy rainfall. The torrential rain continued. The torrential rain overflowed the dikes and washed away thousands of houses along the river. As many as 100,000 refugees were affected, and the south of the Yangtze River was also affected.”. After the
disaster, there will be more disaster. After the flood along the river, pestilence and fever broke out immediately. In order to show its importance, the capital sent several imperial physicians to accompany the water officials. Because Yan Shangshu’s hometown was in the center of the epidemic, he was allowed to rest for ten days and return to his hometown to visit relatives.
As soon as I arrived at the door of my house, I saw my father, wearing a high hat, standing under a crooked neck tree to distribute porridge. Then I looked down at the porridge. The soup was thin, and the rice grains sank to the bottom, one by one clearly.
“Father, are you afraid the victims will have enough to eat?”
“Oh, how can you talk, child?” My father said sternly, “Our family of Yu cooks oil with a raging fire, and we are a big family with hairpins and tassels. We should set a good example in the south of the Yangtze River. Come and serve porridge with my father!”
I shook my head. “The most terrible thing about people is that they lie to themselves.” As
he spoke, he turned around and walked across to a long line of tents lined with victims. The woman who was in charge of the porridge distribution looked at her and smiled warmly at me. “Is this lady a member of Lord Yan’s family?”
“Well, who are you?”
“I’m the daughter of Huang Taiyi. You can call me Huang Niangzi.” As she spoke, she nodded encouragingly at me and handed me a brass spoon, which was gentle and heart-breaking.
“All right, Yellow Lady.”
So I also joined the army of porridge, so busy that I was so hungry that I couldn’t even care about my chest and back until Lord Shangshu and the water officer inspected the river embankment and came back. A round
in the sky is held out, and all the people in the world look up.
Seeing that he was surrounded by a group of county magistrates, his bearing was deep, and the refugees around him were emaciated, and Nuonuo bowed his head, I realized the reality of the world.
Whether he or I, or millions of ordinary people in this world, are not joys and sorrows, flesh and blood.
That night, I nestled in his arms and talked about what I saw today.
“Today one person can only have one steamed bun, but a little girl insists on giving her own steamed bun to her younger brother and sister to eat.”
“It is said that there was a child who died in an epidemic, and his mother, holding a lump of wood in her arms, told everyone that it was her own child..”
“The south of the Yangtze River is pretty good. It is said that further down the river, some of the villages that have been washed away will be empty, and the people will be almost exterminated.” After listening for a while,
he put his arm around my shoulder and said, “Lady, I’ve been tired all day. Why don’t you sleep?”
In fact, I also wanted to do something for them, but I couldn’t open my mouth in front of the cold man, so I had to start another conversation: “Also, I saw a very nice young lady today..” With one hand
he propped up his jaw and with the other he touched my hair on the temples? Is it good to have my wife?
“Hiss..” You deserve
your flirting skills.
He opened his red lips, and a series of rainbows overflowed in all directions. The dark tent suddenly became dreamy: “My wife talks and laughs amusingly, and her literary talent is brilliant.”. There are hills and valleys in the chest, and there is the wind under the forest. She is beautiful, cool, and romantic. In her eyes, she is all kinds of good and wonderful. When I
was in the Yu family, my wife spoke coldly, but I saw her heartache for Xi. Today, my wife speaks eloquently, but I see her heartache for the people of Li. My wife’s heartache is like a spring breeze and rain, which always calms her irascible heart.
“It also reminds me of the words of the sages that were discarded in the past: It is so compassionate to care for the old in my family and the old in others, and to care for the young in my family and the young in others.”
I am stupefied directly: Is what this says me, is this celestial being?
Suddenly a guilty conscience welled up in my heart: “But I, I have no intention, I really can’t do anything.”
This is ancient times, even if I remember one sulfur two nitrates three charcoal, may not be able to make gunpowder, compared to the vertical and horizontal Yan Luoxi, my existence is indeed too weak, too chicken ribs, almost only drag his hind legs. Yan Luoxi seemed to think deeply: “What does your wife want to do?”
Hearing his question, I suddenly came up with a bold idea.
He is a warm-hearted, selfish person, even if Daye is still that Daye, corpses
everywhere, blood spattered, he will only step on other people’s flesh and blood to go up, for such a
cold-blooded nature, what role can a salted fish play?
At this moment, his warm palm was rubbing against the back of my head. I looked into his eyes and whispered,
“I want to be worthy of heaven and earth, and I want to look up from my heart.”
“I want to establish my heart for heaven and earth, to establish my life for the people, to continue learning for the sake of the future saints, and to open up peace for all generations
. This is the only one of my wishes in my life.” In the
darkness, he looked at me silently for a long time and kissed me gently on my forehead.
“I know. I’ll try to do it for my wife.” At
dawn, I was awakened by Yan Luoxi. His beard was unshaven and his eyes were black and blue. It seemed that
he had not slept all night.
“Lady, I have a prescription. It may be good for the epidemic.” When I heard
this, I stood up and said, “What prescription?”
“Infants often suffer from febrile convulsions in times of epidemic disease. This recipe, which I got by accident, can strengthen the body
, delay the onset of high fever, and is edible for the old and the young.” Then he put a bowl of green medicine in front of me and said, “Taste it?”
I looked down and immediately said, “This color is really terrible. I’m afraid the children will cry
and not eat it.”
Accidentally, laugh + 1. When he heard
this, he turned and walked away. “If you don’t eat, forget it.”
“Ah, ah, ah, that’s no good. The disaster area is still waiting for you to save their lives.” I quickly grabbed the man
and used my little brain. “Yes, my husband can add some licorice and honey to make a sugar ball, and
insert a stick on it to make a lollipop. Adults can drink the medicine directly, and children can use it as a snack. Is
it not the best of both worlds? When he heard this, he nodded his head
repeatedly. “It’s your wife’s talent!”
Immediately invited several doctors, together to the disaster area.
A few days later, I went to the tent to send porridge, but I saw him and several doctors trapped in the same place,
surrounded by a group of small hair.
“My Lord, I want more!”
“Two more lollipops, my Lord!”
You are too greedy! I only want one, no, only half!
As if he had a Lingxi in his heart, he saw me at a moment when I was in deep trouble and immediately raised his voice
: “Lady, come quickly!”! “Oh, be clever, it was all my wife’s idea.”
Others may not be able to do it, but he can do it because he has a golden finger. I dare not take credit for it. Hearing this, I immediately ran away. After
that, because Yan Shangshu offered the “Licorice Prescription” to save the children of the people from the epidemic disease, it was spread all over the country, and the pestilence was effectively controlled. As a result, Yan Luoxi accumulated a very high reputation, with umbrellas for all the people in his family and red cloth flags piled up like mountains.
More won a: Do not ask Yama.
It means that if the King of Hell tells you to die in the third watch, he won’t keep you until the fifth watch, but Yan Luoxi’s “Licorice Recipe” can.
It is worth mentioning that in the original text, he and the King of Wu rebelled together and overthrew the Daye Dynasty. The place where he passed was covered with corpses, and his brothers and sisters slept together, which earned him the title of “Do not ask Yama”.
Although they are both Yama, the meaning behind them is one in the sky and one in the ground.
In the same year, the King of Wu was defeated in the battle and passed away. Before his death, he took Yan Luo Xi as his chief assistant. When the prince came to court, he called him Yafu. This young man, who was born as a son-in-law, was in power for a time and enjoyed the best of times. Only a few years after the
marriage, the southern barbarians made a comeback, and the new chief assistant immediately launched an attack. He drafted a number of drawings for the crossbow and cannon, and ordered the Ministry of War to supervise the construction overnight, intending to win by surprise.
In other words, I have been married to Shoufu for many years, but I have no children. I lie on the side of the bed, and all the people covet me. In the
court, many colleagues beat around the Bush and wanted to put their concubines and nieces into his room. Even my father could not avoid vulgarity. He sent a lot of servant girls openly and secretly, but they were all separated by him at the outer door and forbidden to enter the inner room. In
the original text, the original wife is a girl with yellow flowers until she dies. Perhaps this is to be childless. Strange to
say, Yen Luo-hsi not only had in his mind a knowledge of medicine and weapons that was ahead of his time, but also had three views that shocked the world. Whenever I mentioned my heir, he would say a few words perfunctorily: “It’s enough to have a wife, and raise her like a child.” Then he went to think about his crossbow
again.
If he doesn’t take it to heart, I’m always a little jumpy. The plot before I became the first assistant has been completely disrupted, but it’s barely finished. What about after I became the first assistant?
Unfortunately, I was only concerned about quarreling with the author at that time, and my memory of the following text has long been blurred.
On this day, the strong wind made the windows rattle, and the sky was as dark as ink. I hurriedly took away the books hanging in the courtyard. Several huge crossbows were placed in the center, shaking and trembling by the wind. As soon as I stood up, I heard a loud cry not far away.
“Lady, be careful!”
Suddenly, the wind and rain were so fierce that even the half-man-high crossbow was blown over. The dark muzzle fired three arrows in a row. Even though he intervened, I was still hit by an arrow. Sure enough,
my first wife was killed by an arrow that pierced her heart, and it was the arrow cut by my son-in-law. Rounding it up means that I died at the hands of my son-in-law. Thinking of this, I tilted my head and spat out a mouthful of blood: “I am your mother..” “Lady, what did you say?” He trembled and pressed the bloody mouth.
Quickly.. Please. Too. “Doctor..”
On his deathbed, everything became unclear. In a trance, he placed a luxurious suit of
clothes in front of my eyes, weeping and saying, “Lady, I’m sorry to have earned my life
for you. Look.”
It seems that the son of heaven heard that I was not good, and quickly gave him his life.
“Hey, it’s all a false reputation..”
This time, I did not hear the system’s prompt, presumably this sentence does not constitute a mockery of the man.
Come to think of it, it’s a little regrettable.
Ear is his vague cry roar, seems to be self-reproach, I also finally remembered the time of the death
of the original wife, it is when he became the first assistant, after the power of the world, I am afraid this is fate
. I
don’t blame you, it’s time.. The time has come.
Yan Luoxi, who was skilled in medicine, must have known that I was dead. He immediately put my increasingly cold hand
on his cheek and sobbed, “Lady, scold me again.”.
“Dead Ghost..”
“It sounds good. Whatever my wife scolds me sounds good.” Thousands of chapters of the original book were sprinkled, and he never shed tears, but now he cried like a child who could not find his way
. Drops of water dripped on my forehead, neck and cheeks, and I closed my eyes tightly
.
Having no choice, he has always been a poor man. A person who
has never been treated well can’t distinguish between love and injury. Even a little warmth is enough to
make him fly moths to the flame. In fact, I don’t think what I did was the Virgin Mary. At most
, I stopped when people fell into the well. Unexpectedly, I got a thousand times, a hundred times of his return. After
I left, everyone else didn’t care. I was afraid he couldn’t hold on alone, so he had to raise his eyelids reluctantly
. “You..” Do you know that you want to be a person who is free from bad taste and who is beneficial to
the country and society?
“It’s a pity to know.”
“If the people reproach you, they will reproach me. Do not make me restless in my grave.”
“It’s a pity to know.” I had
hardly closed my eyes when I heard him murmur, “I want to go with my wife
.”
No, no! “Do you remember that I have an unfinished wish?”
I snapped as the light returned.
He shut his eyes and shed tears. When I die, you will finish it for me! Otherwise, even if you come after me to the underworld, I will leave you
! When
he heard this, he immediately broke down, and my upraised hand suddenly fell at this moment.
“Xianggong, you must remember..”
Remember to live well. Remember to forget me,
too. On the first day after
Yu Shi’s death, Yan Luoxi held the corpse in his bosom and ordered him to make up, paint his eyebrows and lips, and not
fake his hands. After the makeup was done, Yu Shi looked like a man, and all the people watched and talked from a distance, but they did not dare to come
forward. On the second day after
Yu’s death, Yu’s family came to ask for the corpse, saying that the sudden death of the woman was unknown and that she needed to be burned
to remove the filth. The bones were scattered into the ditch and were driven away by Yan Luoxi with a gun and blunderbuss. The whole clan lost face. On the third day after
Yu’s death, a pair of sisters from the other side were ordered by the head of the family to come to the house to
renew the string for Yan Luoxi. The two women were so beautiful that they were even better than Yu, but they were scolded by the other side:
“The pearl of the fish’s eyes, how dare it compete with the stars and the moon?” On the fourth day after
Yu’s death, he stayed indoors. On the fifth day after
Yu’s death, he stayed indoors. On the sixth day after
Yu’s death, he stayed indoors.
It was also said that in the past few days in Ziyun Nunnery, Xiaohua Temple and other places in the world, I saw the first assistant of the court. He said that his hair was full and he looked crazy. When he saw people, he asked about the method of resurrection. These people were all regarded as fallacies by the guards of Dayecheng and were caught on the spot. On the seventh day after
Yu Shi’s death, the son of heaven wrote a letter in calligraphy and sent it to the prime minister’s mansion: I have only heard that Yafu’s heart weeps blood day and night, fearing that he will not live long. How are the people all over the world? It is advisable to bury the Jade Lady as soon as possible, so that her soul can be calm and buried in peace.
Eight days later, Yan Shoufu chose a maple forest to bury his dead wife. He shed tears on the earth and mourned for the Jade Lady in a mournful voice: “I love you most, and I sincerely wish to stay with you to die. The white head of heaven and earth will never be available.”. I want to talk with you in the starry night and stay together, which will make me happy all my life. I usually do not believe that there is a ghost, but now I hope that there is, I can not give up you, but always hope to get you in a dream! Alas, when you hear my weeping in your grave, let your weeping be with you.
The sound of weeping blood, every word of grief, looking back on the crowd, can not bear to see.
Ten years of life and death two boundless, do not think, since unforgettable.
The original licorice recipe has long been generalized, and many vendors have made licorice candy into the shape of salted fish. This green lollipop has become one of the most distinctive snacks in Jiangnan.
Seeing the child clamoring for candy, the child’s mother quickly pulled him away: “This is salted fish candy. If you eat it, it will turn into salted fish.” He
looked up carelessly, but saw a man wearing a hood not far away, pale, tall and thin, like a ghost, staring at her, and immediately shuddered. After
the mother and son had left, Yan Luoxi bought a candy and held it in his hand. He couldn’t help laughing and said, “After you died, no one remembers you, but this lollipop has become popular. The ignorant people don’t know good intentions, and they call you a salted fish. You’re the only one who’s stupid, and you still say that you have a heart for heaven and earth, and a life for the people..”
At this time, there was a cool breeze in his face, and he suddenly coughed violently, and the corners of his mouth were bloodshot.
When he returned to the mansion, his friend Huang Taiyi came to pay him a visit. He saw that he was very pale and had a very pale complexion. He quickly felt his pulse, and Yan Luo let him do what he did. He murmured, “In the past, I cherished my flesh and suffered, but I didn’t feel it. I studied hard in the cold window, but I didn’t feel it. Now that she has been gone for more than ten years, my mouth is full of bitter juice every day. I have unspeakable suffering, but I feel that the sea of suffering is I don’t know how to deal with it.
The old man caught his pulse, and his face changed several times. “You have a disease in your liver and intestines. It’s like burning in the five parts of your body. It’s hard to heal with medicine.” Behind
him, Huang Niangzi looked at the door, with tears in her eyes. Yan Shoufu had not been married for ten years, and she had become a famous old maid in the capital: “Lord Yan’s illness is hard to heal. I would like to be a slave and a maidservant, serving the soup and medicine, and I hope that Lord..” Before the words were
out of his mouth, Yan Luoxi immediately interrupted: “I made you a slave and a maidservant. Where did I put my wife?”
In order to avoid suspicion, he covered his face with a cold look in his eyes: “I promised my wife that I would have only one wife for the rest of my life.” After
Huang’s father and daughter left, he sat down at his desk and sniffed the smell of mugwort in the sachet under the desk. Then he drew a picture by hand, but it was a pair of little people sitting on a swing. He looked at the pair of little people for a while and inscribed a line of small letters as big as a grain of rice beside the picture. “This man is gone, and the rest of his house is empty, and all his poetry and books are gone, and he regrets the world.”
It was only ten years, and his hair was greying, and the oil had run out, and he would soon go down to accompany her
. He tried his best to do all the wishes
she left behind. He had already contributed all his
value to Daye. Even if he went to the underworld to find her immediately, he was
justified. With
a premonition that the day was coming, he opened the window wide and let the cold wind blow his strange, flushed
face. In a trance, he was still the young man with a red lotus under the rays of the sun.
“The faithful man has donated millions of yuan and a thousand acres of fertile land. He doesn’t want to be an immortal. He only wants to restore his human body and
renew his love for his wife for the rest of his life.” In the twenty-seventh year
of Guanyuan, the winter was bitter and cold. Yan Luoxi’s cold disease relapsed and lingered on his bed. He died in March
. A generation of famous ministers
of Daye fell. As soon as
I opened my eyes, I saw Yuzi’s big face in front of me, and I almost died suddenly
. Do you remember
my niece Okja, who was the inspiration for my pseudonym Okja? She
stared suspiciously at my sweaty face and said, “Auntie, you don’t look so good
.” “Can you speak human language?” I scolded and got out of bed to get dressed. “I had a
dream that I was wearing a novel and I almost couldn’t wake up.”
“Which novel?”
“It’s just that I’ve been on the line with that guy writer for a month, and I’ve been spamming that novel
for 15,000.”
“Oh!?” Yu-tzu is also a book-chasing maniac, and when she heard this, her eyes lit up: “I know
, I know. That book was completely overhauled two days ago, and the man in it died. Now readers can
‘t read it, and they’re all scolding this literary eunuch. The website is about to be closed down by complaints!”.
“Am I so good?”
Curiosity, I immediately logged on to the novel link, and sure enough, it was 404. Fortunately, there were screenshots of events on Weibo
, and countless old readers commented on the rumors below. How could
a man die for a woman? It’s just the death of a wife, isn’t it?
When I saw so many female partners, I thought the author was going to open a harem! Is this a commercial
fraud?
“Look, it’s about a redundant son-in-law. I thought the man would kill his wife to prove the truth. It turns out he’s a coward.”
…… Under the comments of
many male readers, there are also a few female readers who fight against injustice. When
a woman dies for love, she is infatuated; when a man dies for love, he is virtuous? What kind of skill is it to kill your wife to prove the truth? If you have the ability, wield your sword from the palace!
I looked through it for a while, then threw the phone behind me and said, “Yes, what
are you looking for me for? Tell me quickly and put it down.”
“Oh, your father asked you to go back for a blind date.”
I lit a fine cigarette, took a deep breath, and frowned slightly. “My dad?”? Since when
do I have a father?
“Auntie, it was the third grandfather who asked me to come. He said that your two sisters had met, and it was your
turn.”
I go? What does that mean? If someone else picks the rest, I’ll go up and heat up the pot?
“All right, all right, you can go.”
Seeing that I turned on the computer and obviously did not want to talk deeply, she left slowly. After
typing for a while, the mobile phone rang. Opposite it was a clear male voice: “Excuse me, is this
Yuko Yaki?”
“Well, yes.”
“Hello, we are a new website for women’s channels, and I know you have a few books
on hand.”
“Yes.” When I hung up the phone, I felt a little relieved.
Come and go, money is the best way to relieve pressure in the world. In a newly opened Western restaurant on
the Bund, whether it is the iconic skyscrapers
in Pudong or the classic international architecture exhibition group on the Bund, you can have a panoramic view from the restaurant terrace
.
To show my solemnity, I simply put on makeup and changed into a pearl white dress to go to the appointment.
To the designated location, the box is very quiet, the night scene is also very beautiful, that is, the man
sitting opposite is wearing a black super, next to the assistant young man pouring tea, looking strange. Wearing sunglasses
indoors is either blind or performance art. The
Shanghai Stock Exchange was a place of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, and it was good for me to make more friends, so I said hello humbly
and sat down opposite.
“Miss Tamagoyaki?”
“Ah, that’s just my pen name.”
“Well, what’s your real name?”
“The jade is true.” The
man’s elegantly shaped eyebrows, resting quietly above the black Chao, raised a light fold:
“Oh, the jade is true.” As I waited,
he slowly regurgitated the name several times. Suddenly he opened his lips and said, “What do you think of that book that was taken off the shelves a few days ago?”
Me? I watched it on my mobile phone. In the silence of the
room, I have a hair on my back.
Make your mouth cheap! Or look at the occasion!
The assistant giggled and came out with a smile to smooth things over. “Why don’t we go through the process?”
The man nodded, I have not had time to ask what the process, he clapped his hands, dozens of waiters filed in, a variety of flavors of Yuziyaki, a full on more than 20 plates!
Hiss, does Tamagoyaki have seaweed salad flavor?
I eat sweet and not salty, for the first time in my life, I saw the salty mouth of Yuzishao, and suddenly I was a little moved.
As my heart beat faster and faster, the man opposite me said slowly, “Although the author of that book has made a lot of money by writing books, he is still full of hostility. He was humiliated by others when he was young, and then he humiliated the characters he wrote. But we found that the more he abused, the more money he made from the book.”
“Readers are scolding him and chasing after his books, and some are even crazy enough to send him razor blades.”
My heart beat faster and faster, almost jumping out of my throat, and his statement became more and more profound: “People who start from the bottom will find that no matter how successful they are in the future,
the humiliation will still follow them like a shadow, like a reptile in the middle of the night, wandering crazily in the heart, liver, spleen and kidney..”
I finally couldn’t help myself and wiped the cold sweat from my head. “So, it has something to do with me?”
“I drew up the outline of the book.”
The man leaned back on his long backrest, his hands long and crisscrossed. I couldn’t help but stare blankly at the faint lines in the joints. “Later, at my behest, he made a big change, and a large number of readers complained about it, and the website had to be temporarily shut down.”
“Well, that’s a lot of money to lose, isn’t it?”
“Fortunately, our company still has dozens of websites like that.”
I
Seeing that I didn’t say a word, he didn’t urge me. Instead, he took out a contract and handed it to me: “I’ve decided not to do that website. I hope that with the help of Miss Tamagoyaki, I can build a new reading website that is original and adapted simultaneously. There’s no need to worry about traffic. We have thousands of upstream media companies to attract traffic.”
I took a look at the contract, the copy is indeed the agency contract of several large platforms, several of which I have cooperated with, should not be a liar.
“As a shareholder of the website, she can enjoy shares and dividends, or as a star author, she can enjoy long-term dominance of the list. At present, we only plan to sign up ten people for such a website trump card.”
“With such generous terms, you have a lot of obligations to fulfill, don’t you?”
“You only need to give me 200,000 words a year to complete the task. The only condition
is that you can only write on this site for ten years, and you can pay in advance.”
“Sorry, I don’t sell myself..”
He clapped his hands, and the assistant opened several huge sealed boxes in front of me.
Facing the fragrant Grandpa Mao, my tears flowed down from the
corners of my mouth.
“Unless, of course, money can.”
Afraid that he would go back on his word, I quickly signed the contract, not forgetting a few polite words in my mouth: “Ten
years is a little short. I feel sorry, really.” When
the man heard this, he nodded slightly and said, “That makes sense.”
The assistant heard the sound of the string and knew the elegance, revised it on the computer on the spot, printed out a contract
, and handed it over to me to see.
Plus the first fifty years is a hundred years. Is it not so that life is his, and death his
dead?
I was sweating over the new contract, and the black super bully in front of me stood up and said, “I’m going out to make
a phone call.”
Coincidentally, as soon as he came back, my white lotus stepmother called. Zhenzhen, did your father arrange a good blind date for you? General Manager Yan is very satisfied with you. He also
said that he would get engaged this week. I have already agreed for you. You..
I immediately hung up the phone, and the man opposite raised his jaw with his hand, raised his red lips, and laughed louder
and louder, until my hair stood on end.
“I have a very funny thing to share with you.” I didn’t know until
today that your father had three daughters. Except for you, the
two stepsisters all said they were Tamagoyaki. Because they knew that I was looking all over the Internet for a girl named
Tamagoyo, and they all wanted to take advantage of the situation and pick up a leak.
I What can
I say? I accidentally signed the indenture just now.
“As soon as you opened your mouth, I knew it was you. Because of the same style of speaking, you sent me a
small composition of 15,000 words and continued to connect with me for a month. Both perseverance and
determination were impressive.”
With these words, the man took off the black super that he had welded on his face. Under the
sunglasses is a stirring face, cold eyes, thin red eyelids, a
pair of cinnabar moles shining strange.
“Now, there you are.”
[Side Story: Family Banquet]
Thump, thump, thump. “Miss Tamarind?”
I put the washed fruit on the table and turned to answer the door.
“You have a delivery.”
“Just put it outside the door.”
“Sorry, dear, this is too big to fit outside the door.”
The other party’s tone was very polite and sincere, so I opened the door. It was indeed the courier who often delivered our
area, and even helped me open the huge
box thoughtfully.
It was a beautifully crafted, sparkling.. Where did
this, this, silver swing come from?
After seeing off the courier, I stared at the swing for a while, went to the bathroom to wash my face with cold water
, and when I looked up again, two people who were very close appeared in the mirror.
One face is cold, and some are arrogant and world-weary. She is a beautiful woman, while the other
is handsome and lazy. The corners of her eyes are like iris juice, with bright red on the top and a
pair of eye-catching cinnabar moles on the bottom.
“Don’t like?” My
slender fingers slowly reached my waist with a trace of coolness, and I immediately stiffened
my back like a cat pinched at the back of my neck. “When the wind blows, it even shakes. It’s fun.”
So, when you say it’s funny, don’t stare at me and laugh.
As if seeing my shame, the other’s eyes deepened, and a hand pulled me all the way
to the bedroom.
“How long is General Yan going to stay with me?”
“Forever and ever.”
He not only imitates me to speak, but also imitates me to lie down like a salted fish. His long hands and long feet can hardly be put down, and his 1.5
meter small bed is full of him: “I like your small bed. It’s so warm for two people to sleep together
.”
I
Brother, don’t do this. As soon as
he exerted himself, he pulled me down directly on his body, his eyes facing each other, and the moist red lips
of the other were close at hand, like poppies stained with morning dew, and there was a fatal temptation
between them, as if the whole person was sweet, from breathing to smelling. From hugs to kisses
.. The mobile phone in
my pocket rang suddenly, and when I looked at the caller ID, it was my white lotus stepmother.
After a few words, I hung up the phone.
“Who is that?” The man behind me stroked my shoulder and lifted my hair
, but his eyes stared at me lightly, implying pressure. “My stepmother, she heard you were here and wanted to invite you to dinner.” How did
she know where I was?
“A woman’s sense of smell?”
In fact, a diamond bachelor like Yan Zong fell into my mouth, and my cheap mother
was probably mad, so she couldn’t rule out finding someone to follow me all day.
In the evening, Yan Luoxi’s assistant came to pick us up, and a red Bugatti was almost
blinding.
I silently said, “Cars are coquettish, but people are even more coquettish.”
“What did you say?”
“I say cars have the same temperament as people.” I haven’t been back to my own home for nearly ten years
since my parents divorced, and even my
own father has only seen him three or two times, but his condition has not changed for the better. The person who was clamoring for invincible
true love at the beginning looks a little decadent now.
Rich tuhao in the living room, in front of my father, next to my two
half-sisters, Yu Jinghao and Yu Jingshu, sitting on the main seat of my smiling stepmother. When you meet your prospective son-in-law for the
first time, other mothers will defend their children by saying,
“You’re the first boy my daughter brought home.”
And what does my stepmother say?
“If you want to say that my family is really real, it was very popular with boys when I was young, but of all the friends she brought home, Yan was the best.”
The voice did not fall, the people around me discontentedly pinched the soft flesh of my waist, pinching me almost burst: “Ah, ah..” Gently, gently. Every word of the
white lotus flower was poisonous. I cried out for help and quickly said to myself, “Yes, but it’s all yellow!”.
“Hmm?” I knew he was upset when I
heard this rare “mm,” and immediately whispered in his ear, “I’ve only had one or two conversations, and my two younger sisters have secretly added their WeChat every time, and it’s been ruined in a few days.”
He looked at me for a moment with deep meaning. “It’s all right. It won’t be yellow this time.”
The meal did not eat two mouthfuls, two younger sisters start to sing the double reed, one left and one right two small mouths do not stop.
Yu Jinghao: “I heard that my sister has been living by writing books these years?”
Yu Jingshu: “Oh, I don’t know if my sister can eat meat after she pays the rent..”
“Yes, if it’s really difficult outside, my sister will move back home, and my brother-in-law will live in my house together. Isn’t it good for the whole family to be neat?” Ha, this is not ready-made, just wait for me to hold it?
So I smiled modestly and said, “Not much. I’ve earned two apartments in five years.”
Yu Jinghao:..
Yu Jingshu:..
Onekill！ Seeing this,
my White Lotus stepmother quickly smoothed things over. She stood up and comforted me
with a kind face: “It’s really not easy!”! Must have suffered a lot?
Oh, can I still let you go?
“It’s not bitter. I just sleep until 12 o’clock every day, get up and write for two hours, then go out
for a stroll and eat, and come back to sleep at that time. It’s comfortable.”
Doublekill！
Sure enough, as soon as my disguised motherly hand shook, the wine was poured all over the table.
My dad quickly came out to smooth things over: “Why do girls make so much money?”? You’re going to
get married sooner or later.
Yo, are you in a hurry, too? I
cast my eyes on the past caring for the mentally handicapped: “I heard that your business is going bankrupt and liquidated?”? Look at
this hairline receding to the back of the head. Midlife crisis. TripleKill！ The perfect family at the
dinner table was shrouded in gloom, and their hypocritical smiles faded away. Yan Luoxi
cleared his throat beside me: “If my father-in-law needs help, I can
also let..” Before I had finished
speaking, I immediately pinched his thigh, which made him almost lose his expression.
「…… Make the process go faster.
Seeing my father’s raised eyebrows collapse, cool, I’m cool, comrades!
When my parents divorced, I almost didn’t go to school because my stepmother got in the way. All the sufferings
were vented today. Is it a cool word?
Full of feeling and no place to vent, I pulled down the handsome little face of the man and went up with a
passionate kiss. “Shame on you,” the
man muttered.
It’s my good sister Yu Ching-shu, who loves to cut off Hu’s brother-in-law. Her makeup today is a little too
hard, so I kindly reminded her: “Before you quarrel with me, I suggest you look at your
lipstick color first.”
She was stunned and ran away crying. The atmosphere at the
dinner table became even more awkward, and Yujing next door left the table halfway and went out
to change her color secretly.
The meal ended quietly in the different moods of several guests of honor. Before she left, Yu-ching wanted to WeChat again: “Brother-in-law, shall we exchange
WeChat?”? It’s convenient for me to play with you at ordinary times!
However, her opponent this time is Yan Luoxi.
“I have no WeChat.”
“Huh?” Embarrassed for a moment, she steeled herself under her mother’s encouraging eyes: “What about the
cell phone number?” No cell phone
either. But if you have something to do, you can contact my assistant. Of course, there are so many phone calls every day
that you may not be able to get in.
With these words, he took out a stack of business cards from his carry-on bag and politely handed one
to everyone.
The Jade Family:.. When I
left Yu’s house and sat back in the car, I relaxed.
Yan Luoxi stretched out his arm and let me rest on his shoulder. His tone was somewhat unexpected: “I
really thought you were a salted fish, but I didn’t think you could make a lot of money.”
“In the early days, I had a few movies and TV books. At that time, the housing prices on the Shanghai Stock Exchange were OK, and I borrowed two small apartments in installments
.”
“Little rich woman, I will depend on you to support me in the future.” With
that, he was a little shy and rubbed his face on my chest. “Hey, there are still people ahead..”
“There are no human beings.”
Sure enough, in the eyes of the evil capitalists, the corporate slaves who drive cars are not human beings.
Thinking of this, I suddenly felt sad.
In that world, we have been entangled for many years, the posture is almost unlocked,
the novelty is already running out, and then it’s time to get married and have children, sleep in separate rooms,
get married in middle age, and divorce.
At this moment, unexpectedly some dejected.
“By the way, Old Yan, don’t you think there’s no novelty between us anymore?”
He looked up, his eyes red. “No.”
“Yes.” I looked at him with a pair of pitiful, tearful eyes and said,
If we had to change our environment, it would be better to have a luxurious roof with an open-air swimming pool, a 50-square-meter cloakroom
, and a big bed that won’t fall off even if we turn ten somersaults. When he heard
this, he thought deeply: “An open-air swimming pool?”? Do you still have this hobby?
“Can’t I?”
“There is no open air in my house, only indoor.”
“That’s all right. I’m not picky.” “So tonight?”
“Yes!”
“Old Yan, as long as you are always on my side, you will be my good friend.”
“a good husband.”
“Yes, a good husband.”
“Where are the wavy lines?”
“Good Husband ~”
“Kiss ~”
In the darkness, the red Bugatti is like an arrow from the bowstring, galloping on the spacious road. The
road ahead is open, and the night is about to pass.
-End-
□ Zeyin zern
