Is there anyone who pretends to bump into your field of expertise? The president of the student union of
our school, with the privilege in his hand, shows off everywhere.
I wanted to keep my nose clean, but when I was a sophomore, I “disobeyed” his instructions, and he started targeting me everywhere.
Unfortunately, my family happens to be linked to the financial father of the student union. Of course
I won’t tell him so early, because it won’t be fun. When I was a freshman, I met my senior sister who checked the bed.
The ferocity is no less than that who is beautiful.
This senior was also dressed in a black suit, with long hair, and walked into our dormitory with a straight face.
At that time, during military training, the instructor taught us to fold “tofu cubes,” but the bedding we brought was made of different materials, and we simply couldn’t fold it so square. When
the senior came to the dormitory, she asked us to step on the quilt first so that we could fold it neatly.
They say, “If you step on it, you can fold it.” They say, “There’s nothing you can’t fold, only you don’t want to fold.”.
To tell you the truth, I think it makes sense at first.
So that morning, all the girls on our floor were stepping on the quilts. The quilts spread on the ground were SpongeBob SquarePants and daisies, which were colorful. Then every girl wore pajamas and took off her shoes to step on her quilt.
As far as the eye could see, the scene was so spectacular that it coincided with the scene of a girl stepping on sorghum with her feet when making wine.
Unexpectedly, human history has developed for so many years, but the basic theory has not made any progress, and it is still stepped on by foot.
At the beginning, everyone was very active in stepping on it, but they slacked off in less than ten minutes. After all, no one used quilts. They were all space cotton. After stepping on them, they bounced back. Everyone saw that it was useless and sat down one after another.
Then from the corridor came the words, “Keep stepping!” “All the effort, I haven’t eaten yet!” In our room, my roommate was tired of stepping on it, and as soon as his buttocks touched the chair, he happened to be seen by the senior students who were patrolling back and forth in the corridor.
You! What are you doing?
Get up! The roommate was frightened and stood up immediately.
The long-haired senior stood outside the dormitory, staring at her roommate with a cold face and saying nothing, while the round-faced senior stood aside and scolded her.
In the future, be sure to do what your senior sister orders! Step on it! Several of us looked at each other.
So fierce?
What the hell is this? Are
we in jail?
But the senior sister only abused us at the beginning of school, and then there was no intersection.
But! But I have a deep affinity with her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend is the president of the student union of our school.
I’ve been in the school newspaper since my freshman year. In our school,
the school newspaper is a department of the school student union, but because the actual work is too different from other departments, the chairman almost ignores us, only the teachers of the student union review the information we publish every time.
When I was a minor member of the school newspaper, the student union held a presidential election.
It was the first time I met my senior sister’s boyfriend, which I still remember. He
was wearing a black suit and a blue tie, his hair was meticulously greasy and big back, his hair was shaved on both sides, and he walked to the platform of the lecture theatre with his head held high.
Began to deliver his own speech, the main content is-what kind of talent I am, what kind of talent the student union needs, in order to infer that the position of chairman should belong to him.
But the point is not the content of the speech, but the process of inciting everyone. At the end of his
speech, he said, “I hope everyone will cooperate with me. I say, vote, and you say, yes.”.
“Vote!” “Good!” “Vote!” “Good!” “Vote for me!” “All right, all right!” …… The first thing he said was that only a few people in the room shouted “good.”.
I don’t know what happened, but in the last sentence, the whole audience followed him and shouted “good.”. After
shouting, everyone was quite excited, as if they had been greatly encouraged and inspired.
God.
But I’m sorry that I deviated directly at that time, because the video of Lin somebody standing downstairs in the community has been strong in my mind, “What’s the name of my micro-blog?!” Coincidentally, the senior sister’s boyfriend is also surnamed Lin, and he looks like a pair. Yeah, like a pseudo-elite.
I’ll call him “President Lin.” I really don’t want to give him a name.
Finally, he was elected president of the student union by virtue of this false and empty speech.
3. A year later, the school newspaper and other departments were also replaced, and I became the president from a minion.
Not only the burden on the body is heavy, but also the contact with President Lin has begun to increase. On the first day of
taking office, the old president pulled me into the group of the student union, and I was attracted by the head portrait of a successful person with his hands around his chest.
It is President Lin.
What’s worse is his WeChat signature, after reading it, I have some physiological diaphragm.
“Learn to obey, don’t ask the reason, just ask for the result.” Although I did it, I still followed the rules of the group, organized polite language, and took the initiative to announce myself. Senior
Lin, I’m the new president of the school newspaper. I’ll call him that. You can call me CC! In the future, you can inform me directly about the school newspaper. “I also added a cute cat head emoticon.”.
I think I’m quite polite. Unexpectedly
, the opening was struck by lightning. President
Lin didn’t reply, but the vice president spoke.
The upperclassman is the upperclassman, and the president is the president. Pay attention to your address in the future.
Go to.. I endured the intense discomfort, and I replied, “OK, I know.”. Next time,
if you can, put the salutation at the beginning of the sentence.
Such as: President Lin, follow up to explain the relevant events XXXX.
」…… My heart says that the position of sesame seeds is big, the official prestige of heaven is big, and I show off like this.
Then the vice president sent a “Student Union Management Code”, which is very long, and I attached it to the end of the article. As for
the central idea, there are “two whatevers”: whatever President Lin says is right, and whatever President Lin instructs must be implemented.
It is also stipulated that we will have a fixed format for speaking in the group in the future, and we must use the form of “received, thank you + address”.
Then, a group of people in the group began to queue up to send.
Yes, thank you, Vice President.
“” Yes, thank you, Vice President.
“” Yes, thank you, Vice President.
“” Yes, thank you, Vice President.
I didn’t make a sound.
As a result, President Lin personally came off the stage and Aite me.
According to the regulations, you should reply now. Received. Thank you, Vice President.
absolutely.
From such a long reply queue, but also deliberately pick out I did not reply, in the end is strict or too idle?
However, I obediently followed their instructions and sent the phrase “received, thank you, Vice President.”.
4. You look down on a person, even if you try to hide it, you can’t hide it.
With the increase of contact, I still succeeded in tearing my face with President Lin, who pretended to be a force, and it was so loud.
At that time, we had just finished the new term, and according to the rules, there was an activity for all the new officers to get to know each other.
You can sing karaoke together, you can eat hot pot together, the simplest, you can also introduce yourself in the classroom. President
Lin, on the other hand, proposed an “ice-breaking” ceremony. I’m
really not talking nonsense because I’ve been watching the news recently. When this happened, I didn’t even know what “breaking the ice” was.
At that time, we were in a classroom, and everyone introduced themselves first, and then President Lin announced that we would enter the “ice-breaking” session. In
our twelve departments, more than twenty men and women stood in a row, and every other person gave out a balloon.
Every two people of the opposite sex stand face to face with a balloon in the middle, and the two people squeeze the balloon together, which counts as one point.
I suddenly felt uncomfortable. Can this posture break the ice?
But I didn’t say anything at that time. In order to get familiar with each other, we played a game and had a little physical contact, which was normal.
But I heard the conversation between President Lin and his vice president standing at the door.
The one in the yellow skirt has big breasts.
“” Well, it’s good.
I didn’t control my expression and stared at him in an instant.
They were a little scared by my stare and stopped talking. The female officer of
another department was probably relatively simple, so she casually asked, “How can this be broken?”? After
saying this, the vice minister got excited and went to his side to give guidance, with a trace of pride on his face.
“Hey, you just use your most” protruding “place to top it.”.
I knock? Who
on earth gave him the face, naked in front of so many girls, his mother? Another
little girl was so shy that she withdrew from the absurd game. When President
Lin saw that someone was not cooperating, he hung up his face on the spot and directed the vice president to educate him with his eyes.
The vice president, a man who was five big and three thick, stood in front of the little girl and cursed.
Other big factories break the ice like this. Why do you have a problem?
The little girl didn’t expect to make the other side so angry that she almost cried, but she couldn’t answer why.
The vice chairman is still unrelenting, forcing the other side to participate in the game, which is the embodiment of team cohesion.
I am particularly speechless.
The big factory breaks the ice and breaks them. Can you be the same as the big factory? The boss of a big
factory pays his employees. What do you give us?
Oh, yeah, you gave us a copy of the Management Code. At that time,
I couldn’t hold back and opened my mouth. Although it was only a weak sentence, it was more or less a refutation of him in public.
He said, “Why do you have a problem?”?
“I replied,” People are different. Although
I looked servile, these two B still hated me.
5. They didn’t hold a grudge for more than six hours because they retaliated that night.
But instead of retaliating against me directly, they retaliated against my companion, Xiaoguai, the editor-in-chief. After
breaking the ice, they had dinner together in the evening. At the table, the two men ordered white wine and asked the waiter to pour a full glass for everyone, which spilled out when they moved. Most of the people
sitting here are sophomores, and they usually go to the head when they drink Rui’ao, not to mention liquor. After two rounds of
collective drinking, the two men began to target Xiaoguai. At
first, Xiaoguai didn’t drink much. In fact, they had already drunk a quarter of it. They raised their hands and filled it up again.
Xiaoguai had no capacity for liquor at all, so he found a reason to say that he was not convenient to drink when his period came, and his attitude was very good.
But President Lin was unrelenting, saying something like “drinking to invigorate the blood” with a hint of sexual harassment.
Then he raised his glass of wine directly to Xiaoguai, half forcing him to drink with Xiaoguai.
Xiaoguai smiled awkwardly, but still didn’t answer.
I looked at President Lin holding the glass of wine with a serious expression, and then looked at the bottle label on the table.
Call it a good guy. More than
50 yuan a bottle of wine has nothing to give, it is not Maotai, as for it?
If I hadn’t accompanied my father to lead the liquor Bureau several times, I would have been fooled by his battle.
I couldn’t bear to look at it any more, so I went up and took the wine. President
Lin, Xiaoguai is really on her period and can’t drink. After
seeing me stand up, the vice president also stood beside President Lin. The two of them began to look me up and down, and then looked at each other successfully.
At that time, I knew that they were picking people to embarrass them on purpose, and the target was me. President
Lin was suddenly magnanimous and nodded.
I understand. If you don’t drink, don’t drink. Girls, who hasn’t had a period yet.
The vice president added the number.
“But if she doesn’t drink, you have to drink for her.” Can I give you this chance? Before the
vice president could add more, I quickly picked up the teacup in front of me and interrupted him.
Then I’ll toast you with tea instead of wine.
The two of them didn’t expect me to react so quickly. They were stunned for a moment, then immediately changed their faces and said absolutely.
This is the first time we’ve had a dinner together, and you’re not giving face? Aren’t
you afraid of.. The vice president did not finish this sentence, and then knocked on the wooden table with his hand, as if to urge me, but more as if to threaten me. All the people
at the table held their breath and looked at the three of us, and more importantly, to see what I would do next.
I smiled a little.
Staring at them, he asked, “Do I have to drink?”?
“” What do you think?
」「……」 All right, if you dare to die, I dare to bury.
I humbly took the wine and held it in front of them. A
full glass of white wine, two taels by visual inspection, should be enough.
Then I salute you two leaders.
With that, I looked through the glass and saw the proud expression on the dog’s face that they needed to be beaten.
I raised my wrist and bent it down, then poured the wine directly on the ground in front of me under everyone’s gaze.
From left to right, a line is drawn. After
pouring it clean, he finally put the cup upside down on the table and looked at the two people with pig-liver-colored faces without saying a word. No one
dared to breathe loudly, because everyone knew what a “ceremony” it was. A must
for Qingming Festival.
These two goods finally did not force me to drink, just stood there trembling with anger, and was finally pulled aside by the other two boys, which relieved the tense atmosphere. Xiaoguai and
I were finally able to have a quiet meal, but after today, President Lin and Vice President Lin began to really punish me.
6. I was easily elected as the president of this term, mainly because of one of my great contributions before-the establishment of the official account of the school newspaper.
At that time, WeChat public numbers had just appeared, and I proposed that the school newspaper should be a new media, and keep a weekly update, with one headline dragging two sub-headlines.
This made us the first school in the city to make a public account on campus. At that time, the teacher in charge was called the teacher in charge, and he praised us.
We have almost lost all our after-school life, such as walking, drinking milk tea and going out for a big meal, which no longer exists.
At that time, the only thing left in the life of our club was the topic selection! Writing! Typography! Editor! Send for trial! Publish! Statistical feedback! Now that we have set out, there is no reason not to arrive.
Now, President Lin, who is enraged by me, is going to threaten us with the cause we regard as our life.
Three days later, President Lin called me to the conference room, took out a piece of paper with the details of the account handover form, and asked me to fill in all the information of the main person’s account. He
said, “I received a notice from the school that the school newspaper is subordinate to the student union, and asked the student union headquarters to take back the official WeChat public account of the school that you are running, and manage it in a unified way.”.
“I asked,” What do you mean? With a straight face, President
Lin said, It means that the content selected by the school newspaper is first edited on the public account, and we will review it. After it is approved, we will send it uniformly.
Tell the horse to run, and tell the horse not to eat grass?
Originally, our school newspaper was not controlled by anyone, but now we are the stooges for them. We have to do the
work. We don’t have the power yet. When I
got back to my office, I slapped my hand on the desk.
Yes, the subject of this number is the school.
But this number is set up by us, just take the initiative to give the identity to the school, take the initiative to find the school to complete the certification of the “Certificate of Legal Person of Public Institutions”, and go to ask the teacher to do the main body, even the unit certification money is paid by myself.
Just to regularize the identity of this number.
And now, you pick me out. I
didn’t sign it, so I went out and called Mr. Guan.
Sure enough, she told me to do what the president of the student union said, but I still wanted to argue.
Teacher, the official account did a good job. At that time, I paid for the certification out of my own pocket. If you ask the collection unit to invoice you for the
money, the school will definitely reimburse you. Teacher
Guan, that’s not what I mean. What I mean is that we have always been fully responsible for this.
CC, don’t think too much. You are still responsible for the content in the future, but I have to pass the student union, after all, we have to gradually regularize.
Teacher Kuan’s voice is like a gentle breeze, and he has no strength to refute it. Moreover, this reason is also accurate. Who can refuse “regularization”.
I was not willing to argue a few more words, but I handed over the account number.
If you don’t hand it in, won’t it be a rebellion?
I also advised myself that there was just one more superior in the procedure, and maybe nothing happened.
But it can’t be nothing! 7. Since the account was taken away, every push has been affected.
Several times to submit for review, all kinds of finding fault, either the content topic is not appropriate, or there is a problem with the layout. When
I went to question him, he replied to me with an official line: “I don’t deal with any overstepping affairs. You have to report at the formal meeting.”.
I’m convinced. I’m really playing with the false and empty set of bureaucracy.
Formal meetings are held once every two weeks, my push is once a week, and there are many trivial communication problems, until the formal meeting, the Day Lily is cold.
You took over the audit work, but did not adjust the corresponding work mode, so what did you do?
So during that time, the push of our official account.. Don’t mention Dora’s crotch.
On one occasion, a few hours before the push, President Lin’s “procrastination tactics” meant that it was inappropriate to ask questions, and that he would not reply when questioned. All the
good things have been said, but there is no response.
I was so worried that I went straight to the student union activity room to catch him.
He was looking at his cell phone alone, and I went to him and came straight to the point. President
Lin, I won’t repeat all my views in the early communication. I want to know if you still have any comments on the headline.
He glanced at me, a little contemptuous, a little shocked, and then asked me in a tone of disbelief.
The content is very poor.
“” What’s the difference?
You point it out, and I’ll change it.
Everything is bad. Don’t you feel it?
I took a deep breath.
Poor NMLGEB! This is a deliberate embarrassment. I gave up talking nonsense with him and asked him directly. Will
you send it or not?
He sat down in his chair, looked behind me to make sure no one was there, and then looked back at me with a big smile. If
you say so, I won’t send it.
“Then close to me,” You, can take me, how? The
tone is arrogant and the posture is insufferably arrogant.
My fist is hard.
8. I never want to live on my family background, but it’s a pity that I don’t need it at the critical moment. After calming down for a few seconds,
I put my hand on the table in front of him and leaned close to him, staring into his eyes. President
Lin, I’m giving you one last chance. I hope you will cherish it. Will you send it or not?
He didn’t expect me to be so direct with him and dare to threaten him. He was stunned for a moment, but quickly recovered.
Yawn replied, “No.”.
I lifted myself up, exhaled, and smiled at him.
Turned around and left the activity room.
You wait, President Lin. Aren’t
you a bureaucrat?
Then I will let him completely fold on his own bureaucracy and teach him how to be a student leader.
9. There is a gym near the school and a famous domestic sportswear brand store.
The former is a perennial partner of the student union. The owner of the gym is the rich second generation of the demolition households in the urban village of the university. He maintains a close relationship with the president of each generation and gives three or five thousand sponsorships from time to time. As for the
clothing brand store, my father “happened” to know the general agent of the province.
It was summer, and the Outreach Department wanted to plan a “burning summer” activity to bring the two families together to do an activity to earn some sponsorship money.
Both agreed, but the gym owner was obviously happier. After all, the co-sponsor is a big brand, and he is absolutely not losing money. After
I knew it, I went home to act like a spoiled child and asked my father to help me.
Help me with what?
Of course, it will not cancel the cooperation, but upgrade the cooperation directly.
Let the original 5000 + 5000 activities become 5000 + 100000 activities, and the sponsorship of clothing stores has increased 20 times directly.
The Outreach Department is crazy, and it has never seen such a number of activity funds since the school was founded. President
Lin is even more beautiful and crazy. Can he not get involved in such a good thing? Can
he hold it?
Within a few days, the job inexplicably changed from being the responsibility of the head of the Outreach Department to being the sole responsibility of the “president of the student union,” with the assistance of the vice president and the organization department.
At that time, the Outreach Department was so angry that it threw the whole thing away and threw it to those lineal relatives.
Just what President Lin wants.
It also plays into my hands.
Because, how can money be added in vain? After
the activity was completely handed over to President Lin, I sent a WeChat to the little sister in charge of the activity docking in the clothing brand store.
According to the plan, she made a special request to President Lin, asking for joint sponsorship to become exclusive sponsorship. Although President
Lin was somewhat embarrassed, he agreed to exclude him directly from the gym, completely regardless of the mood of the rich second-generation boss, and the other party’s money had already been paid.
Rich second generation boss calls directly to the door to question, because this is not only a matter of cooperation, but also a matter of face, so many years of relationship, you say dump?
It’s not the kind of face-saving dumping, but directly in the group, in the form of notification. Everyone has seen President
Lin’s notice.
If you send it to the student union officers, everyone will put up with it. He is a strong man of the second generation of the rich who do strength training every day. Can he put up with you?
But how could our big leader Lin stand the questioning? He tore his face and rolled it back directly. He also ordered that he would never cooperate with this family again, saying that he was a local tycoon, low.
I sat in the office of the school newspaper, watching the scolding in the group with Xiaoguai, not to mention how happy I was. President
Lin thought he was holding the other thigh, so he quickly dumped the calf that he had cooperated with all the year round.
Burn the bridge. Isn’t that him?
The little sister also cooperated with me and tolerated all the behaviors of President Lin that were not commercially conscious enough. Send some screenshots
from time to time to complain, “This is it?”? Why does
he think he can host an event worth 100,000 yuan?
An online and offline cooperation is not so simple. All kinds of details need to be finalized. Sports brands have more experience in cooperation. How can a rich second-generation boss be so easy to fool.
In addition, the sponsorship fee is high, so all kinds of requirements have been raised. If the
requirements are raised, the ability of the people in the circle of President Lin and Vice President Lin will not keep up.
10. At the beginning, in order to show his ability, President Lin bragged with the little sister in the market. Your company can use whatever the
school has.
“Good!” The two sides had a pleasant negotiation, and the little sister also held back some of her doubts and confirmed the “list of activities” sent by the vice president to the group, which clearly stated what needed to be purchased and what could be coordinated by the student union.
After a week, there are two days left for the activity to start.
If you want the activity to go smoothly, the little sister has to start professional docking. In the group,
she told President Aitlin that she wanted to confirm the size of the long table today, which was the experience she had accumulated in doing activities for many years. She saw that the other party had not detailed the list of materials.
As a result, an hour later, President Lin found himself unable to coordinate the four tables.
It is reasonable to say that in the face of the father who gives you money, you should at least have a good attitude if you don’t do well.
But how did President Lin do it?
He asked the little sister to buy the materials by herself.
@ Docking person, according to the original activity design, four 2.5m * 1.5m display tables will be added at present. Please purchase them as soon as possible.
Business is business and cannot be refused.
But President Lin, you are Party B now. Why are you so awesome! At this time, the little sister changed her usual talkative posture, and three big question marks came out directly. Then
he sent a screenshot of the list of items. “The list indicates that this item is coordinated by your student union.”. No one in the
group replied for half a day, and everyone was waiting to see how President Lin would face the sponsor’s questioning. Isn’t it difficult to just
change it?
I held up my cell phone to watch the chat and laughed.
Did you turn around and ask others to change the list of things that President Lin didn’t do well? Do you have to change the law
next time you break the law? There was silence in the
group, and no one dared to speak.
But the little sister is not a vegetarian, and it is impossible for her to save face for Lin like an ordinary student. President
Lin, you said at the beginning that the library would borrow tables, and that we could use things from the school at will. Why do you want us to buy them now?
？
This kind of table has to be ordered. It’s too late to buy it now, and it can’t be shipped. You’d better coordinate it again. But President
Lin trembled even more. I
said I had to buy it, but now it is the result of coordination.
I can imagine how angry the little sister is at the moment.
Finally, these tables were found by the people of the Outreach Department from the school warehouse.
11 days. President
Lin still did not change his charming appearance in front of people, and he was still playing the guitar in the office when he was free.
To tell you the truth, some little girls really eat this, chairman! Identity and authority! And play the guitar! Taste is not Philistine! Not only the female students who are not deeply involved in the world, but also the teachers in charge are a little out of control. When
I passed by the teacher’s office, I saw her sitting on the sofa, looking at President Lin, who was playing the guitar with her head down. It’s
still Jay Chou’s “lovely woman”.
Two people from time to time a pair of eyes, but also sparks.
I immediately laughed. This feeling is good. Did you take the initiative to pass the knife. President
Lin dealt with the little sister by throwing the pot, and he was very proud, feeling that he had saved face and finished the work. President
Lin, the matter is not over yet, and the serial stratagem has just come to the second step. In the afternoon,
the little sister directly called the Outreach Department in the group, and there was no need for President Lin and his vice president.
The vice president did not dare to speak out, and President Lin continued to be angry.
The little sister didn’t reply at all, and just took a screenshot silently.
Finally, it congealed into a circle of Jiugongge friends and sent it out.
Then, President Lin didn’t know where his brain was, so he left a message under the circle of friends. S
ick?
I’m the president of the student union of this school. Let you add a few tables, buy them, list them, finish them, and force them for a few days?
Tell you, without me, you are also qualified to enter our school to publicize?
The little sister is also just.
First, I quit the group, then I found the school, and complained all kinds of chat records to the school leaders.
Originally, I was expecting Lin to die, and then I sent out the video of her girlfriend forcing us to step on the quilt.
As a result, the matter was in the hands of the teacher in charge, and she was given full authority to handle it.
I’m convinced.
12. Teacher Guan must turn a big thing into a small one and a small thing into nothing.
She put on her trademark smirk and was very graceful.
You see, our money has already been invested, and the relevant publicity is ready.
How about this? We’ll give you a compensation measure here. What do you think of
adding a big resource to promote our brand together with several other schools in the University City?
But they are all within three kilometers, and they are definitely the target customers.
As the saying goes, you don’t hit a smiling face with your hand, and it’s so profitable that I had a headache when my little sister transferred it to me.
Although I did something behind the scenes, it still can’t violate the standard of normal business cooperation. Normally, most people should accept this proposal.
Therefore, the little sister could not refuse at that time, and could only use questions instead of answers. What
exactly is the compensation? I’ll send it to you
after we discuss it.
If you don’t ask, you don’t know. If you ask, you have to praise your elder sister for how much she knows.
She offered to make amends and wipe President Lin’s ass.
But the compensatory measures pulled our school newspaper out to brainstorm.
This is really wonderful, another day I also learn a “lovely woman” to please others.
But even if the guitar, not enough differentiation, to play, I still want to give the management teacher to choose a suona.
13. Now that the power of brainstorming has been given to us, it is impossible for me not to set you up again.
I volunteered to raise my hand to speak. Teacher
Guan, I have an idea.
If you want to get high attention, you have to split. Why don’t we do a voting campaign.
“If you want to mobilize the enthusiasm of students in many schools, you have to gamble on everyone’s sense of honor, but when it comes to commercial sponsorship, you can’t be too serious.” Otherwise, be the headmaster who is the loveliest! Regardless of performance or teaching, it is the lovely daily life of the headmaster. As soon as
everyone heard this, they got excited. It was really fun.
The headmaster keeps a cat, the headmaster waters the flowers, the headmaster has two white hairs, and the headmaster plays ball in his sportswear.
What an amiable image of the principal, not only the students will vote, but also the parents will love it! Mr. Guan quickly agreed and immediately called the principal’s office.
“Headmaster, I have a good idea!” Heh. The
idea is hers again. It is clear at a glance to whom President
Lin finished his apprenticeship.
14. President Lin really wanted to use this activity to save face in the activity company and the school. He sent me messages every day to ask about the situation.
As for me, of course, I took the initiative and cooperated actively every time. President
Lin was confused and distrustful of me, but I bowed my head and rubbed my hands in front of him and said softly and weakly.
I also hope that the school can be popular because of the activity I proposed. If the activity is successful, I want to apply for a scholarship. When he
heard this, he looked very clear and nodded his head. He was very satisfied with the result that I finally had to give in. He never gave me any more trouble. I,
on the other hand, am more active and more dog-legged.
“President Lin, our number has gained a lot of attention, and our president has to take the first place!” When President Lin heard the last sentence, he was in high spirits. “Is there any way?”?
Of course, you can add a right of interpretation at the bottom of the activity. Off-campus personnel need to fill out a form to register. The procedure is much more cumbersome than registration of students in our school.
Ultimately, unregistered likes are not counted, so that when the time comes, you can brush off a lot of votes from the other side, you know. “Every time I say a word, he smiles brightly.”. After
getting my assurance, President Lin sent a circle of friends in the evening with the WeChat to his superiors, bragging about our headmaster and writing a sour article.
In the tone of Shen Fu’s Six Chapters of a Floating Life, he wrote an anecdote about the headmaster. At the end, he said, “Under the door of the master, it is really the honor of my generation.”.
This kind of.. The words of bragging about one person’s achievements in public universities have come out.
That strength is the same as Shen Fu’s praise of his daughter-in-law, the core idea of the whole article: Ning is the loveliest person! Ning is the loveliest person! The loveliest headmaster must be Ning! In a word, he did his best to flatter others. The
teacher over there forwarded the screenshot. To put it bluntly, he handed it to the headmaster layer by layer. Look at this doll. How respectful you are.
Finally, President Lin succeeded in brushing his face in front of the principal. Thank you
very much for the spontaneous efforts of these two people. In the perception of the headmaster, it is the stereotype that this activity is the work of teacher Guan and President Lin. I,
on the other hand, just did some small work-I bought the service of brushing likes in a certain treasure.
150 yuan.
15. Xiaoguai and the students of the school newspaper have been working hard these days to promote publicity.
The headmaster has been leading by a small margin in the number of votes, as I promised at that time.
The little sister returned to the group as if she had seen the traffic and sent a message of thanks “specially”. President
Lin floated again, returning to his heroic appearance during the election campaign, walking in the student union with his head held high every day.
Finally, the activity is over.
The loveliest headmaster is our headmaster! Then, Mr. Guan immediately excitedly claimed credit for the principal’s screenshots.
I looked at the teacher’s exultant appearance, moved my fingers, and concentrated on importing the amount I had bought.
Let the bullet fly for a while.
This is the time when many people come to check the results of the selection, and the students of several other schools will surely see the “overwhelming” victory of our headmaster.
16. Are you kidding me, 2.8 million likes? “
We don’t have that many people in the whole district..” The principal’s relatives can cover the whole city.
It’s just this kind of little activity. It’s fun. You buy likes and use plug-ins. You laugh your father to death.
On the same day, the voting link was reported and hung up.
It also shows the use of third-party software, being banned and so on.
Everyone began to complain about the student union, because all the pages were written at the bottom of the student union, and the school newspaper was not exposed at all. Teacher
Guan sent a screenshot to the headmaster, which nailed her to the pillar of shame.
I think, since these two can enjoy the credit, they should also be able to take responsibility.
17. The loss of a sponsor is small, but the damage to the principal’s reputation is big. The leader of the principal’s office came directly to the student union to inquire. Not surprisingly,
Lin threw the pot on my head.
I am coordinating the whole, and the page refinement is all done by the school newspaper. I need to hold the person in charge of the school newspaper accountable for this.
I was wronged at once. President
Lin, all the pages were put online after you confirmed them at the weekly meeting. All the contents of the school newspaper now need to be approved by President Lin.
Then why didn’t you write it well.
“I did it according to your instructions, and besides, it was an extra job to wipe your ass..” I whispered this detail, and the people in the principal’s office suddenly became energetic and turned to look at me.
He was very curious about what kind of “ass” he had wiped.
I took a series of screenshots of the president’s abuse and abuse at that time, and showed them to everyone one by one in my mobile phone.
In the end, we were all sent out, and only Guan and Lin were left behind.
18. In the evening, I received a WeChat from President Lin.
“I’m telling you, your scholarship is gone!” I did not reply, just screenshots, plus this matter has been stored in my mobile phone screenshots, together on the micro-blog, let the world see the face of this “official master”.
Within a few days, Weibo exploded. Although it was not popular on the Internet, it was absolutely well known within the school.
But President Lin is still an old God, probably because he feels that there is someone above him, the head iron.
But there is someone above him, isn’t he just a teacher in charge? Is there anyone above the
teacher? Isn’t it her husband in the Education Committee?
How to get in touch with her husband? It’s even simpler. Her husband has a real-name registered micro-blog, and he interacts with the teacher from time to time.
I applied for a small account and sent a private message to her husband.
Very simple private message, no text, only pictures and videos, is the two people “lovely woman” when shooting.
Of course, it was also forwarded to the senior who had known each other since the beginning of school. Don’t leave
anyone behind. I don’t know what the
teacher’s husband did. Anyway, she never appealed for President Lin again.
And because of this matter for a while, the school removed the president of the student union surnamed Lin.
Ironically, after being dismissed, more people called him President Lin when they met.
19. Then, one Friday, I met Lin again at school.
He still didn’t change the unlucky face of the pseudo-elite, and when he saw me, he threatened me.
“Silly *, set me up, your scholarship is gone!” I ignored him and continued to stand downstairs in the dormitory because I was waiting for my father to pick me up.
He saw that I ignored him and continued to swear.
I thought that it was not appropriate to always leave others hanging, so I opened my mouth to respond. It’s
autumn.
He wondered, not knowing what I was talking about.
My dad came in his car, too, and I took a step forward to get ready to get in. Sick in the
head? What are you
talking about.
Dad’s car stopped and I opened the door and sat in. The
man surnamed Lin suddenly stopped talking.
I pressed down the window and said to him with a shocked face. It’s
autumn, President Lin, and the weather is getting cold. You should cover it with more soil and don’t jump out.
Then he closed the window and left in his own Maybach.
President Liulin stared at me with wide eyes.
20. Finally, let’s enjoy the long speech that the vice president, the henchman of President Lin, made in the group.
1. Personnel relations 1. If there is a position in the student union, it must be commensurate with the position, such as President X and Minister X.
2. Members of the Student Union must greet their subordinates when they meet their superiors. The position is greater than school year. Those who have no position can call their seniors & # x2F;.
3. The student union regards the relationship as colleagues and colleagues, not classmates. Please give full respect to the dialogue with each other.
4. Two whatevers: Whatever President Lin says is right, and whatever President Lin instructs must be implemented.
2. Provisions on the handling of affairs 1. A formal notification letter shall be sent in the form of title, content and signature, and shall not be given orally or at will, otherwise it shall be deemed invalid.
2. The work reported by the lower level and handled by the higher level shall not be bypassed. The president shall only accept the formal report of the minister in the meeting, and other forms shall be deemed invalid.
III. Life style 1. If you send any notice in the group at ordinary times, you must reply in the format of “received, thank you & # x2F; address & # x2F;”. If you do not reply once, the attendance score will be deducted. If you do not reply more than five times, you will be expelled from the student union. Note: important notices cannot be sent during class time.
2. When the student union is on duty with the teacher, they must help the teacher clean up, including but not limited to opening windows, sweeping the floor, collecting water, etc.
…… Me? Bah! . Focus on not getting lost ~
