What’s the most embarrassing thing
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Peng Peng Man Room is a wild animal park. I am an unmarried male gynecologist. There is really nothing to be embarrassed about after a long visit.
Until that day, the first love of the year, lying on the examination table, waiting for me to do gynecological examination.. My name is Zheng Jian, a gynecologist.
As an obstetrician and gynecologist, I am often asked, “What should I do when I meet someone on a house call?”?
Will it be awkward?
I would take a deep breath, frown, and perform in a familiar way. I had no choice but to say, “Awkward, of course.”. Sigh
even more, and it’s best to show a trace of shyness.
But the actual answer is, “Are you embarrassed by the computer code?”? Is it awkward to screw on
the streamline?
If you’re not embarrassed, why should I be embarrassed.
One day to see a doctor, it’s already gone. It’s just a pile of parts. But I can’t answer that. It would make me look sick.
Although, it’s all true! Today, however, it was really embarrassing because I pushed and saw my ex-friend Peng Jia.
To be exact, it is my first love and my light.
She was lying on the examination table, her legs raised, and her legs wrapped in silk stockings were about to hit me in the face.
Member privileges have been unlocked for the Salt Selection column “Hi!” Worth ¥ 19.00! Cheng Fu, not for a long time! She still has a standard sweet smile on her face, and her words are sweet and intimate.
I was stunned and said, “What are you doing here?”?
The sound is urgent.
Obviously, I’m embarrassed. The guard
next to me looked at me, turned to look at her, and a “I understand” expression appeared on his face, and then he left.
Peng Jia laughed softly and looked at me in a tone of her eyes, as she did when she first came to me in school and asked me to give her a meal. What am I thinking at
this awkward moment when I want to be baked into a specimen?
Should I ask my ex-friend to take off her pants, or should I do it for her?
Or, right open escape, left poke double, in order to prove clear?
NO，NO，NO。
No, you can’t guess the answer. All
I could think about was Peng Jia’s CF bag hanging next to it.
You asked me how a straight man would know that this bag is called CF. That’s right.
Peng Jia is my classmate and my first love.
I was actually an ordinary man, and it was impossible for Peng Jia, who was already graceful at that time, to take a fancy to me. I once asked her this question, but Peng Jia smiled and said nothing, but soon I knew why.
Because I am really obedient, can fill Peng Jia’s most thorough princess desire.
When we were in love, Peng Jia’s favorite thing to do was to torture me, all kinds of questions.
For example, “Honey, do you know what BF is?”?
I shook my head.
BF is boyfriend, it’s you.
“Oh!” Do you know what CF is?
」「Chinesefriend？
Chinese friends?
What? Remember, this Nai CF was bought by BF.
I nodded my head.
Then I saw the price of twenty three thousand?
？
？
？
This bag can only hold a medical record book, but it is so expensive.
Peng Jiaxiao, I am Bao.
For this reason, I began to secretly save money, do tutoring, pass leaflets, go to the Academy of Fine Arts in winter as a body model.. Anyway, I just wanted to surprise her on the day.
Unexpectedly, just the day before her, Peng Jia ran away with a man twice my age.
At that time, when I was still young, I thought this kind of giving was called “true love.”.
Now there is a better word to sum up my first love, “Lick Dog.”.
But Peng Jia has a kind of charm, that is, even if I have been treated like this by her, I still hate her.
Just as I was about to continue asking her why she was here, the phone rang in a hurry.
Peng Jia sat up impatiently from the examination bed and picked up the phone.
Her eyes rolled to the top of her head, leaving only crimson eye shadow, but the language was still sweet.
Sure enough, it is a battle-tested “mature urban leader.”.
The call sounded like a call from Peng Jia’s boss, urging her to hurry to a certain place, something important.
Hanging up the phone, Peng Jia picked up her Nye CF bag. That’s what
she said, just like when I knew her.
I’m loose in the dark. Just then
, Peng Jia turned back and ordered, “Listen carefully.”. Call me
tonight, or I’ll come back tomorrow.
“” Hey, what’s your phone number again.
“” Think. When I got home
in the evening, I could see the dust on the keys of the phone clearly, but I still didn’t remember Peng Jia’s phone number.
That’s because of the minute, she pulled me into the full position, and she didn’t even let go of the idle account.
In this age of network information, it is difficult to remove all the connections and make cockroaches extinct all over the world.
But Peng Jia did it. I
was going to let it go, but the WeChat reminded me that I had received a friend request.
Head is the lower half of a face, only exposed below the nose, red flirtatious, mouth slightly Yang, charm and mystery, is Peng Jia’s case.
I took a look at the number of the WeChat in Calais. Yes, that’s her.
I paused, passed the friend request, and then locked the screen nervously.
I held the machine, thinking about how to phrase, how to play chess with Peng Jia, and find out what she was up to.
As a result, the machine lit up.
I think she sent the message first.
When I clicked on it, I missed half a beat directly, and the sobriety and firmness that I had just worked hard to build collapsed directly.
It’s a shot, a shot of a woman in a short, checked skirt. In the
sunlight, the shirt on her face was slightly transparent.
Still showing only lips and chin.
But I watched it in a daze, as if I had returned to the years of licking dogs regardless of their efforts.
Peng Jia is still so obsessed. Just then
, Zhang Xin’s film came over.
Only the lining fades to the shoulder, revealing the pink bikini, whose belt hangs loosely on Xi’s shoulder, looking like it’s about to slip off at any time. But that’s not the point.
The point is that she showed her beautiful face.
But that face is not Peng Jia! At this time, I suddenly remembered something and quickly looked at the wechat number. The mantissa of
Peng Jia’s micro-signal is “8”, but the mantissa of this number is “6”! This is not a new type of telecom fraud, is it?
I think some time ago, Liu also met a model on the dating APP.
Love for five days, transfer ten thousand yuan.
If the police hadn’t come to him and said that his mother-in-law was in criminal detention, he wouldn’t have believed that he was a picky man, and he was sloppy.
Just then, the telephone rang. That
‘s the number! I picked it up and didn’t speak, but I took the initiative to open it.
“Ah, um..” A lingering melancholy sound, I seem to be able to feel the warm breath sprayed on my face! Then she said, “Do you like it?”?
Why do you ignore me.
“I couldn’t pretend anymore, so I replied,” Are you looking for the wrong one. There was silence on the other end of the
phone, and then there was a loud scream.
In that sharp voice, I finally figured out one thing, even if it is telecom fraud, then I have to be the defendant! I said “sorry” in a panic and hung up the phone.
But then I thought: What am I sorry for?
Did she add me?
I didn’t ask her for those photos, either? Only
then did I loosen up and continue to lie on the sofa and shake.
I thought it was over, but I didn’t expect it to cause more waves. On the first night, I was forced to meet Peng Jia again.
At home, there is a five-star hotel with a statue of God and a mural of Pangu’s creation of heaven and earth behind it.
This is a new luxury place in the city.
From accommodation to beauty to beauty, it is known to the outside world that all the needs for enjoyment can be filled here.
She made an appointment with the platoon restaurant here, and it is said that every platoon came from Australia by plane.
Choose this, very Peng Jia. There are not many
restaurants.
I was still looking outside the next table, and she was already cutting a piece of medium rare steak.
I couldn’t help it: “Before I swatted a mosquito, you said it was fishy, but now I’m not afraid to eat it?”?
Peng Jia glanced at me. What do you know?
I’m replenishing the red eggs. If you
have anything to say, you can talk about it after eating.
I didn’t like to eat, so I watched Peng Jia straighten her back, keep her arms and table elegant, cut and eat like a precision instrument, then shake the red wine glass on the right, and then drink it. When did
she become like this?
I haven’t thought of the answer yet, but she has done it to me.
She cut off a piece and fed it to me, “Brother Jian, come on, open your mouth.”.
I shook my head.
She was deadlocked over the table, looking at me with commanding eyes, but her mouth was beeping coquettishly: “Give me one.”.
“I covered my stomach with an admission of weakness.” Really not.
“Peng Jia put it in her mouth and said,” It’s boring.
I turned my head away, and when I looked up again, Peng Jia had already taken off her coat, leaving only a silk strapless skirt, her curly Burgundy hair wrapped around her left shoulder, and the tassel ring on her right hand was shining.
I couldn’t help it and asked her, “What do you want?”?
Borrow money? How much
do you say? I’ll lend you.
“Peng Jia smiled.” I want to borrow something from you, because I want to have a child with you. With
that, she held her cheeks and looked at me, and her chest was squeezed out of a deep gully by two. You
don’t raise it, you just need to provide your genes.
Accordingly, I will also give you a nutritional fee.
Are you kidding me?
With Peng Jia’s appearance and condition, who do you want to find? Why do you want to find me?
Obviously, Peng Jia also guessed what I was thinking. “To tell you the truth, I’ve had a lot of boyfriends since I separated from you,”
she said.
There is no gentleman like you.
Other than that, I won’t let them be the father of my child. Silly,
I was trying to refute Peng Jia’s ridiculous idea when Peng Jia’s phone rang.
The familiar sweet pick up, the familiar side said to deal with the words while rolling eyes, did not say a word, her eyes mean I wait for her, stand up and go out.
04 I watched Peng Jia’s shadow come out.
At that moment, a young voice came from behind, “I have found you!”! Don’t you answer the phone?
I looked back and saw a child standing behind me in a red dress.
How do you do? Who
are you looking for?
I asked in wonder.
She glanced at me and said, “I’m looking for you.”.
You don’t answer the phone.
It suddenly occurred to me that this was the Guinean who sent me a picture last night! I couldn’t help looking her up and down.
She gave me a hard look. “Why, haven’t you seen enough?”? Before the
words were out, she put her hand into my trouser pocket and began to grope from side to side.
Her head dangled in front of my chest, churning from one pocket to the other. “Ouch!” I didn’t react for a while, and she had already touched me. Take out the
machine.
I’m telling you, if you hide my photos or post them on those inexplicable websites, I will definitely sue you.
I’ve consulted a lawyer. If you do this, you will get three years less.
She continued to feel around my pants.
As I protected my body, I quickly said, “Let go!”! Already deleted! She was dubious.
If you don’t believe me, look. Then
I handed her the machine. The
screen is full of missed calls from her.
Hong Lang took the machine and sat on the sofa next to him. I’m not
standing, I’m not sitting, I have some problems.
She suddenly asked me, “Hey, what’s your name?”?
Zheng Jian.
What about you?
She glanced at me and opened her mouth.
She said, her name is tiger, right, tiger’s tiger. Why did
she send me a picture.
She leaned back on the sofa and grinned, “I drank too much and wanted to send it to my boyfriend.”.
I didn’t expect to make a mistake.
“Then she added,” Oh, before.. Ex-boyfriend. It was just separated
yesterday.
“” Congratulations.
I followed with a perfunctory sentence.
She looked at me and said no more. In the time of
drinking, the tiger turned over my machine.
I said, “No?”?
She smiled and threw the machine at me. On the screen was the latest photo of the Bodo Wild Knot, but the name of the clip was: Complete Techniques for Growing Flowers and Fertilizing.
I want to explain that it was sent to me by my bad friend Liu, but I didn’t have the nerve.
The tiger sneered, “You’re sensible, but you’re not.”.
But don’t pretend to be Jung-kun.
“I’m not pretending..” I don’t know why, but I always want to explain to her.
Then the tiger glanced out of the window and snorted, “This is not over!” And then walk away.
I froze in the same place, and I really didn’t know what was going on with my life.
If you don’t have bad luck, you will have bad luck.
In a trance, Peng Jia came back.
She took my arm and tilted her head to my shoulder and pressed it against my body.
I’m starting to get confused.
She flashed a key card, waved it in front of my eyes, and said, “Not tonight!” I felt my brain buzz and explode. The last time
Peng Jia made this request to me was when I graduated.
She wants to break up with me, but she wants to have a relationship with me first.
I think it’s humiliating not to show up for an appointment.. This time, I accept the same.
This is not only irresponsible to her, but also an insult to me.
I shook her off and said the worst thing: “I have to work overtime tonight.”.
“” Overtime?
Gynecology and overtime?
Peng Jia doesn’t believe it. If
you don’t believe me, come with me.
I’m sure she won’t go.
I’m not going.
I’ll go up and make a face. Don’t just give me a membership card.
Peng Jia rolled her eyes.
Yes, waiter, check.
I quickly moved and handed the silver card to the waiter. The information of the
letter card was sent.
When I opened it, it was half cold.
Shenghui’s three thousand and five hundred yuan and a half is gone.
But too late to think! I walked out of the restaurant quickly and finally breathed fresh air. After
shaking off Peng Jia, I relaxed and went into the toilet at the end of the corridor to urinate and wash my face well.
When I took the elevator down and got to the hall to leave, I saw the tiger for the first time.
The tiger is standing in the hotel hall, quarreling with the head of a suit. There were onlookers
around, but they didn’t dare to stop the fight.
This tiger is really quite a tiger. Why do you quarrel with each other. I
don’t want to cause any more trouble, and I’m going to sneak away.
Passing by the front desk, I heard that the front desk was discussing. It turned out that it was their board that scolded the tiger. It seemed that it was because of some trifles.
Turning his head, he saw the tiger covering his face and sobbing. I don’t
know why, but I’m a little desperate. Can
board be bullied like this? What’s the matter of scolding the child to cry in
public?
Perhaps it was because I drank a little red wine that my sense of justice burst. I walked quickly to the tiger’s side and put my arm around the tiger’s shoulder. “Bao, what’s wrong with you?”?
Then I gave the man a vicious look.
The tiger was obviously startled, and his eyebrows rose.
I was elated. “Can’t you do it here?”?
Resign, I support you! Our family is not short of this money! The tiger was crazy. Hearing what I said, he grabbed my head, raised his neck and said to the head, “Did you listen?”?
Some are there to feed me! Confused, he pointed at me and said, “Is this your boyfriend?”?
I also nodded to him and said, “Uh-huh!” I really don’t know what kind of wine Peng Jia gave me to drink, which can make me so crazy. He looked at
me for a second, smiled, and said, “Oh, before you take her, pay for the broken things.”.
“I snorted,” What did you smash?
I’ll pay double! The tiger pointed to the vase beside it. I woke up half of my
wine and looked at all kinds of pieces on the ground beside me.
This thing doesn’t look like a bargain. The
tiger looked at me, full of trust, as if we were close friends in the trenches.
I took out the letter card, handed it to her desk, and said smartly, “pay for it!” The head said, “You don’t have to pay double, just pay the full price.”. The text message of the
letter card rang, and I sobered up completely: isn’t this double?
But I didn’t ask because the tiger was on my side.
Standing in the hotel, it was chilly, and so was I.
But I pretended to be calm and said, “Go home quickly, my child, and don’t always quarrel with me.”.
“The tiger nodded.” Thank you. I will transfer the
money to you WeChat.
“I probably drank a little and had a splitting headache. I waved my head and said,” We’re all friends.
The tiger stood still and suddenly asked me, “Can I go to your house for the night?”?
Immediately, she pulled me aside, saying that she was afraid that the “boss” would bother her, and that it would be inconvenient for her to live alone. How to promise
after the tiger, I have forgotten. All
I remember is, I took her home. On the
taxi, the driver praised me for finding such a beautiful friend.
The tiger smiled and did not speak, but when he got home, he took off his shoes, lay down on the sofa and turned on the TV. Ask me
like the Lord, “Do you have any cold beer?”?
I had such a terrible headache that I didn’t care about her at all. I let her go straight to the refrigerator and then went to bed.
06 When I woke up on the first day, I was confused and confused about what happened last night.
But when I opened it and saw a big breakfast on the table, I was still shocked.
You haven’t? The
tiger sat on the sofa. Instead of answering my question, he looked up and asked me, What do you eat?
In my opinion, it’s a combination of Chinese and Western. It’s a sandwich, yes, it’s milk, it’s pulp.. Did you do it?
“” Sort of! ” I haven’t had a good breakfast for a long time, and I was a little touched.
But I’m going to pretend to be calm and have a sandwich first! As I was eating, the tiger suddenly asked me, “What time do you come home every hour?”?
“I giggled.” Are you kidding? Do you think I’m the king of Arabia.
I live and clean.
Then you can hire me. With
that, the tiger stood up and bowed to me.
I looked at her and said, “That’s too much!” But the tiger said, “I can also cook and wash clothes.” “I know,” I said perfunctorily. “After all, you work in a hotel. No
wonder you met me there.
Tiger: “Yes, professional, and I don’t want money, I’ll give you money back!” I looked at her. What do you mean?
Tiger: “That is, I help you cook and do housework, and then you rent me the empty bedroom …” Me: Huh?
“Tiger:” Hey, if you don’t agree, forget it. Today I went to kneel down to apologize to the manager and accept the insult, saying that my boyfriend said he wouldn’t support me.
The tiger said as he went, but the pace was obviously slow. I stopped her and said, “Ah, there are three rules. You can’t be known by anyone if you live here.”.
The tiger turned his face and smiled brightly at me.
“Then I’ll go and clean up in the evening!” With that, it disappeared. When I
arrived, I found a takeout bag in the kitchen, which was originally used to hold all kinds of breakfast. The note on the
order note reads, “My dad is very aggressive. Don’t knock him.”.
I couldn’t help laughing. In
this way, I actually started cohabitation with the unknown tiger.
Don’t tell me, this is the first time I’ve lived with him in three years. It is false
to say that I am not nervous.
After all, with such a beautiful one.
Originally, I thought that this child, who looked beautiful like a princess, would be exposed in less than a day and let me serve her all kinds of tea.
It turned out that I was wrong. Not only did
I say goodbye to takeout and eat tiger’s home-cooked food every day, but my home was also a mess of a single house. Two days later, it was as bright and clean as when I first moved in. When I came back from work
that night, I looked at the vase on the table with the new flowers I bought. I finally couldn’t hold back and asked her.
Tiger, who hired you to assassinate me? The
tiger came out of the kitchen, put the dishes away, and rolled his eyes at me. Who do you think you are?
He Shen? Do I have to serve
you to the guillotine like this?
I laughed and picked up my chopsticks to eat.
The tiger went to the locker in the living room and looked at a glass jar with half a can of coins.
I’ve noticed this. Good day. Do you save so many coins?
She looked at the jar and asked me.
As I ate, I looked up and said, “Oh, this is a gift from a former friend.”.
At that time, the change was piled up, and I didn’t know where to put it, so I threw it away and saved more and more.
Later, a friend who knows fortune telling came to my house to play, saw this, and said that when the jar was really full, I could meet my destiny.
“The tiger sneered,” Do you believe that?
So you’re not trying to stuff it?
Of course I don’t believe it. I’ll just listen to it for fun, and I’m not satisfied with saving it this year. Who has real money
these days, let alone coins.
Why, King Widow, blame the rapid development of our country’s economy and science and technology.
The tiger smiled.
At this time, there is a knock, the tiger goes to open.
It’s a delivery.
The tiger took it over and opened it beside it. We were both surprised.
It’s a pile of aphrodisiac tonics, and a bottle of wine soaked with snakes and black lacquer. Just as
I was about to explain, the tiger took out a card and said, “Brother Jian, eat more every day from today.”.
The gun is good, the bullet is good.
I dare not speak.
The tiger also looked at the note in silence.
After a while, she looked up, suppressed a laugh, and made a gesture to take out a glass and pour me the bottle of snake wine.
I stopped it quickly, but I didn’t stop it. After
pouring the wine, the tiger took it and put it on the table. “Don’t let the family down,” he said with a smile.
“I couldn’t help saying,” What and what? Is she crazy? I’m so unlucky.
“The tiger seemed a little curious.” Who?
Who’s crazy?
Your friend?
“I shook my head.” It’s very annoying, very annoying.. I hope you don’t have to be so annoyed.
“The tiger laughed,” Who am I afraid of?
I am a famous bitch. How annoying I am. I have to retreat when I meet you.
With that, the tiger resumed his strange appearance and pushed the glass of aphrodisiac wine over.
The tiger pinched his voice and said, “Brother Jian, make up for it.”.
I quickly pretended not to hear it, picked up the rice, and turned on the sound of the TV.
The tiger looked at me in a panic, with a smile in his eyes. I
don’t know why, but I can’t look at her.
08 days recently in the morning, I was walking to the hospital, say hello every time, do not know where the spirit of the head.
But I had just sat down for a minute that day when I was called by the director.
The director asked me if I would like to be transferred to the anorectal department.
I was stunned at that time. Seeing that I did not speak,
the director continued to act with me, saying that I did not perform surgery, mainly responsible for instrument inspection, and now the hospital also has economic pressure, it may be necessary to cancel some departments and become a specialized hospital.. I asked the director, can’t it become a gynecological hospital?
The director put out his cigarette and smiled.
Cheng, do you think the hospital is run by your family?
Guys, don’t always think about gynecology! I went out of the office with some disappointment.
Even though, as a gynaecologist, I always lead the way, but this is my specialty.
However, what hurt me even more was the director’s words: “Do you think the hospital is run by your family?”?
Damn, if I have money, I really want to open a gynecological hospital! “Zheng Jian!” Turn around, Peng Jia?
Peng Jia went directly into the department to guard the pass.
She looked straight at me with her nose in the air.
I pretended to be busy. “Peng Jia, I have to do it.”.
Then he quickly pressed the call system. Peng Jia snorted and slapped the registration certificate on the table. “I registered.”. You
can’t hide.. “Peng Jia, I recommend you to go to a better hospital. I really..” Peng Jia suddenly looked at me with tears in her eyes. “Brother Jian, you must help me!” No, Peng Jia, as you can see, I’m just a gynecologist. What can I do for you?
“” Help me, boy! I’ll buy your sperm, and you can make a price.
I didn’t expect Peng Jia to say such a thing.
Peng Jia, are you crazy?
Do you think you can do whatever you want because you have money? Brother
Jian, I know I hurt you. It was all my fault at that time. I can give you some money
if you like.
I didn’t know what to say, so I pressed the call system, and finally a new disease came in.
Peng Jia’s marching orders to me are not.
She smiled and said, “Think about it again. Bye-bye.”. The writhing of
her waist and the clatter of her heels made me feel ashamed.
At this point, I received a WeChat.
It’s from the tiger.
I open it.
It’s a video. As soon as
I opened it, I quickly pressed the button, because the video came up with the roar of the tiger crying.
I tuned up, watched the video, and found that there seemed to be a leak in the bathroom, but it was not very serious.
But listening to the noise just now, my sister was about to faint.
I told her to get a basin first. Then I will get off work soon. I will do it when I go back. Don’t do it. Go out for a walk. Don’t worry about it. It will scare you to death.
The tiger replied to me, “I ran away. Wan Guan really exploded. What if your house is flooded?”? Peng Jia had already made me lovable, so
I abandoned her and said, “I can afford to pay for the flooding of my home, but I can’t afford to pay if you scare me to death.”.
Without a second, the tiger replied to me with a photo of her squatting with the leaky tube.
She was pretty, and she gave me the middle finger.
I laughed.
Somehow, the terrible situation seems to be a little better.
09 After work, I went to the Northeast Roast Shop to find Liu, but I couldn’t hold back and told him about Peng Jia.
Liu Ke ordered me a string of waists to complement the shape, and said that he had ordered the meal, which was my money base.
I have some words, stuffy draft beer.
The draught beer was cold and slipped down my throat.
Next to him, Liu made an impassioned speech. Aren’t men equal
now! How can money, the man is not?
That’s not fair.
Brother hold you, hold your money, have a better job! Eat more roast loin to make you strong. With
that, Liu handed over a string of waists. The road
beside the shop cast a contemptuous light.
But Liu was unaware and continued to chatter.
Jian, do you have any internal complex?
I tell you, then you are really not suitable, you do this every day, right! That Peng Jia, isn’t it just good with the head?
Home also know wrong, this is not with the amount of property, come back to you? Why don
‘t you like it! How many years have you been a bachelor.
“” Eh, Liu, why do I feel that you are biased?
Why is it biased? I’m just helping you sort out your thoughts.
You think, if you have no idea about Peng Jia, how can you have dinner with her, or a five-star hotel! You’re a fan of the game! No, I went to dinner with her just to catch up. If
you can be unhappy about Peng Jia, it means you have her. Why don’t you know that! You see, you are so worried that you don’t eat much of this cup! Peng Jia told me two days ago. When I
heard this, I stared at him.
Liu Zhi spilled the beans and had to tell the truth.
Originally, Peng Jia invested in his bar.
I knew you were her.. Receive. Bought it off! I was drunk, and after saying this, I was already a little confused.
Finally, I was carried home by Liu.
But before I was completely drunk, there was something in my mind that seemed to be related to the tiger, but I couldn’t remember it.
I can only vaguely think of her bright and charming smiling face.
The first day, I got up, received a WeChat of Liu, the first point to open, all Liu, lying trough lying trough sound.
First, Liu said excitedly that he could understand my refusal to Peng Jia.
Third, he began to describe in detail the sight of the Tiger. It was a beautiful child, wearing my shirt.
This is nothing, she even took me from Liu and carried me into the bedroom. When
Liu talked about this, his words were all envious. Embarrassed,
I vowed never to drink again.
When I scratched my head and got up, I found that it was already three poles, there were congee dishes on the table, and the tiger was not at home. There is a WeChat from the
machine, and it is a video.
In the video, I was singing while repairing the bathroom pipe.
I look so stupid in the video.
I saw a little. Turn it off. Only
then did I realize that there was a good band-aid on it.
My God, how many stupid things did I do last night?
I didn’t dare to think much about it, so I got up quickly and hurried to work. Before
the unit becomes a specialized hospital, I still have to do it well.
To the hospital, the hospital brought the department to inspect.
I am staring at Zhang Caichao.
The hospital praised me.
The director looked at me in a very complicated way. Is this
a blessing or a curse?
I don’t know.
But what can I do? Early
the next morning, I was called to the hospital office. Just as
I was about to speak, I saw a photo taken out of the courtyard and asked me if I knew it.
I see, isn’t this the picture of the night I had dinner with Peng Jia?
I felt bad, so I stiffened my head and said, “Yes, this is my middle school classmate.”.
Hospital: Is that why she came to you? The words of the
court were so careful that I made it clear and quickly denied it.
I said, “Yes, she did, but I refused.”.
“Hospital:” Refuse?
Since she refused, why did she come to the hospital to find you on the first day and even registered?
Cheng, do you know that this is against the law? I’m confused.
I just refused my ex-friend’s request to open a room. How can I break the law? With a straight face,
the doctor continued to ask me, “Zheng, moreover, with your current medical skills, you are not up to the standard of practicing this technique at all. It is illegal to practice this technique arbitrarily.”.
“I was stunned.” Courtyard, did you misunderstand me?
What technique? The
hospital handed over an envelope. It was a list of things to be done for Peng Jia to retrieve eggs. My name was impressively signed under it.
My head buzzed, trying desperately to recall the cut.
I’m sure I didn’t sign any documents for Peng Jia. Where did this signature come from? It is absolutely illegal for
medical staff to do assisted reproduction privately! I promised the hospital that I would investigate this matter clearly.
If I really violate the rules, I am willing to bear all the consequences and responsibilities.
But even so, the hospital decided to give me a punishment and let me “rest” for a while.
Peng Jia’s phone can’t get through.
I can only contact Liu.
Liu Wuwu, I went directly to Liu’s bar, and Peng Jia was sitting in his office.
I took the photo and the list on the table and asked Peng Jia what was going on.
Peng Jia raised her eyebrows and asked me why I betrayed her.
I did look for candid photos of our date, but that’s not the extent at all. These photos of you were taken by others.
Peng Chia, what exactly are you doing now, taking pictures of every meal you have?
Liu came out to smooth things over. You two sit down and talk slowly.
Liu, we’ve been brothers for so many years. I don’t have any money, but you shouldn’t betray your brother for money. Did you imitate
my signature?
It’s against the law, you know?
I roared.
Peng Jia also said, “What are you shouting about? I bought you because I think highly of you. Do you think you can’t accept me?”?
Give you a chance to make some money! Look at you, just like old times.
“What happened to me then, Peng Jia? If it weren’t for you, I would have finished my study!” Peng Chia smiled and said, “Gynecologist Bo, I’m the only one who has touched the spare parts I’ve studied there all day long.”?
“Peng Jia, you have gone too far!” I turned around and Liu chased me out and told me not to be impulsive.
***, is an open and aboveboard gynecology department doctor, how! In the evening of September 11, I came home with my head down.
The tiger is lying on the sofa watching the play.
When I came back, it was just an understatement: “Are you back?”?
I did not answer, but went and sat on the edge. The
meal is reserved for you. Go and heat it up.
The tiger took a glance at me and continued to lie there, watching the play without taking his eyes off it. It’s not good for your eyes if
you sit up.
I can’t help but want to control her.
She sat up obediently and let me sit beside her and watch the play. The
tiger’s eyes never left the screen.
I picked up the can of beer on the table and gulped it down.
The tiger was startled by the plot and touched my arm from time to time.
The tiger’s arms are cold and its skin is smooth.
I remembered Peng Jia’s abuse of me, saying that I had only touched her.
I’m a good drinker.
But I don’t know why, when this can of beer went down, it seemed a little dizzy.
I have the guts.
Tiger?
“” Hmm? Can
I pull with you?
The tiger turned to look at me and couldn’t help raising his mouth.
“No!” The tiger refused to drag me, but put his head on my shoulder, and his hair hung down to my palm.
I jumped fast, caught the tiger’s hand, and interlocked her fingers. After a long
silence, the tiger asked me, “Where have you been this day?”?
I couldn’t help but tell all that had happened to me that day.
I know. Silence is male.
But when I look at the eyes of the tiger, I always feel that there are endless words.
The tiger asked me, “Do you hate your ex-friend?”?
“I thought about it and said,” I don’t hate her. I just think she’s a little lost. I’m worried about her.
“The tiger asked,” What if one day she picks me up and comes back for you?
“I sighed,” If she can really pick me up, then we won’t break up. With
that, I couldn’t help laughing twice.
However, the tiger did not laugh with me.
I looked at the tiger in puzzlement. But
she changed to giggle and looked at me and asked me something that puzzled me. “Does what you said yesterday still count?”
She asked? What did
I say?
Tiger Leng, said nothing, is a joke.
“I’m going to take a shower. You’re making me stink!” With that, Hu Qi went into the bathroom.
I don’t understand. My
intuition tells me that there may be an answer.
I turned out the machine and opened the video sent by the tiger again, only to find the video. I knelt on the ground and proposed to the tiger, asking her not to move and stay with me forever. I blushed when I
saw it. How on earth did I say such a word as “stay with me forever”! The most embarrassing thing was that I was half kneeling, holding a broken iron ring that I didn’t know where to get, shouting that this was the engagement ring I gave to the tiger, begging to put it on the tiger’s finger.
As a result, I slipped and fell to the ground, and the iron ring rolled to the ground. The video is over.
This video, which I didn’t finish watching at that time, was so shocking.
I really don’t know how to explain to the tiger, let alone how to go home.
Plus I was punished by the hospital, temporary suspension, the last day, I can only always go to Liu’s bar.
On that day, I couldn’t help thinking of the tiger.
On that day, I was playing games in Liu Bar.
I didn’t expect Liu to come over and ask me to borrow money.
I’m a little puzzled. How much is it? Only then did
Liu come clean that all the money Peng Jia had given him was a loan! The creditor has been found today.
I’m surprised.
Liu knew through the creditor that Peng Jia had married a rich man, and he was really worried about the famous brand.
However, she has very little money to match. Everyone
in the circle knows that the rich man made a clear will that his property was only given to his children.
Peng Jianu has been working for almost a year, and there is no movement.
So she came to me to borrow sperm?
But mine, with the rich, which can be the same ah?
This is not in line with scientific logic! Go back and check the DNA.. I seriously asked Liu about medical knowledge, but Liu interrupted me.
You are confused by reading! Jia Peng Jia doesn’t want to borrow essence from you. Jia just wants to coerce you by going to bed. Aren’t
you an obstetrician? Isn’t it easy to
do insemination! Think about it, why do you two have a meal in the hotel and take pictures secretly?
Fortunately, you are really an iron plate, and it is not a trap at all. It
‘s a good thing I didn’t get trapped! This is a trap, but you will go to prison.
I handed the machine to Liu’s “Measures for the Administration of Quasi-assisted Reproductive Technology.” “Article 3: Quasi-assisted reproductive technology should be introduced in medical institutions, with medical treatment as the main purpose, and conform to the national planning and education policy, ethical principles, and relevant laws and regulations.
It is forbidden to buy and sell mating, mating and embryos in any form.
Medical institutions and medical staff shall not implement any form of surrogacy technology.
Come on, don’t be so hypocritical. Isn’t that
because you have a rich family?
“I looked at Liu doubtfully.” Rich?
Zheng Jian, you don’t have to pretend with me, do you? You don’t know about
Tu Ke Fu Dai, do you? Who is
Tu Ke?
“The tenant of your house!” Tiger?
What a tiger! Tu Ke, her father, Tu Hongzhi, the king of ceramic tiles.
“What?”?
I feel that my brain is not enough, and Liu is still chattering. The first time
I saw that girl, she looked familiar! You told me that she worked in a hotel, and I didn’t think she looked like her.
Fortunately, I have great ambition here, and I study the story of entrepreneurs when I am free. Although the report I saw is still like Tu Ke 67, but if you look carefully, it is definitely her.
I was completely stunned.
Cheng Chien, really, you have such good luck in love.
The only problem is.. What is it? The man
Peng Chia married was Tu Hung-chih.
Therefore, Peng Jia is also Tu Ke’s stepmother.
I was stunned and felt a little dizzy.
I began to recall the whole process of my acquaintance with Hu from the beginning to the present. On the first night when Peng Jia came to me, Hu added my WeChat. Later, Peng Jia and I talked about borrowing sperm, and Hu appeared in front of me for the first time. Usually, Hu would occasionally ask me about Peng Jia.. There is also the photo of Peng Jia and I being secretly photographed at dinner that time. Peng Jia was holding me like an “affair.” It is obvious who took the photo.
I see.
My anger flared up.
But I do not know why, I feel more hurt, unspeakably sad.
Besides, Liu was still nagging, “Anyway, my brother is in trouble now, so you can lend me some.”.
In order to prove to Liu that I had no money, I opened Alipay and found a transfer record that I had not noticed, with the note “rent and bucket” on it. The surname is hidden in the
transfer, and the name is indeed “Ke.”.
Back home, the tiger is cooking in the kitchen.
When she saw me coming back, she turned it off and asked me to wash and eat quickly.
I looked at the tiger, whose face was red because of the heat of cooking, and called her softly.
“But?”? The
tiger froze.
I, a conscientious gynecology department doctor, why must experience these! Next, there is a long confrontation and stalemate.
The tiger is not slow, I have guessed, then explained all the reasons behind it.
She was sent to follow Peng Jia, and found that she went to the hospital in a strange way, looking for me, who I had never heard of.
Later, she got my phone number, added me, attracted my attention, and then followed me to Peng Jia’s hotel for the first time. She also photographed the evidence of my “affair” with Peng Jia, intending to use it as a weapon to damage Peng Jia’s relationship with her father.
But she did not expect that Peng Jia also asked her father to come to the hotel that day. When
the two halls met and talked about Peng Jia, there was a lot of noise. Under the tiger, they even smashed the vase in the hotel hall. I, the “adulterer,” actually came to the hero to save the United States. I didn’t expect you to be so cooperative.
I designed it all right.. The tiger pouted, looking pitifully, “I’ve never been so stupid, so simple, and would ask me if I could pull my..” I don’t know why the tiger is crying. Why does she pretend to be true when
things are already like this?
I, Zheng Jian, am in her eyes, which is no different from Peng Jia’s eyes. I am just a fool! “No, I..” The tiger wanted to explain in a loud voice. I was so
angry that I didn’t want to listen to her. Is there anything else
you would like to investigate? Officer
Tiger. Are
you still here to draw the snake out of its hole?
I have nothing to do with Peng Jia, you and your relatives, can you give us such an ordinary, a little bit of the last dignity?
I fell out and ran wildly on the road.
I’m sweating. It must hurt my eyes. Otherwise, why do I want to cry?
I don’t know why I’m so angry. Tiger and
I are not just temporary roommates?
That week, I hid in the bar and slept with Liu.
When I got home again, the tiger was not in that room. The
house has been emptied of everything related to her.
She was crisp and neat, just as she had been when she came to this house.
The house was restored to its original state, and even half a can of coke in the refrigerator was restored.
Only the coin jar was full.
The tiger never contacted me again, just like she never appeared in my life. After 14 years, my hospital has officially become an anorectal hospital.
I was assigned to the pharmacy to distribute the medicine.
My career path encountered a sinkhole, and finally I resigned and decided to go to a medical school abroad for further study.
It seems that God is pushing me to make some decision.
During that time, I uninstalled the function of the circle of friends.
I don’t know what I don’t want to see.
Or I dare not think of anything.
Half a year later, I received an admission notice from a medical school in Germany.
My family didn’t have much reaction to my decision.
After all, they just bought accident insurance for me. When I
went to the airport, I kept dawdling and refused to go to the security check. The friend who
went to see me off thought that I had committed affectation because I suddenly left home to study in a foreign country at my age.
Especially to the giggling Liu, see me like this also some uncomfortable, but also red eyes, holding me all kinds of nagging, let me never forget him because of the foreign girl.
People passing by cast scorn on me and him, thinking that we were sun lovers who liked to make out in public. When I
went through the security check, I was stopped.
The security inspector turned out the jar of coins and said that there was a substance that could not pass the inspection.
I talked and explained, but he wouldn’t let me take it on the plane.
All the security inspectors gathered around.
Seeing the field getting more and more out of control, I had no choice but to give up.
Yeah, I don’t know what I’m obsessed with.
Jar of coins. Just jar of coins.
I sat on a chair near the boarding gate and quietly looked out the window at the plane. A WeChat popped up crazily
, “Lu Shun, come back and invite me to dinner!” “Go to Germany to pick up a foreign girl, a fool!” However, the head of the tiger has never been lit up.
I held the camera and stared blankly at her head portrait.
After tossing and turning in the morning, I was a little tired, and my eyes were fighting.
Soon, I fell asleep in the waiting chair.
In the dream, I became the head of seven years old, and my skin was flabby and bloated, and my eyes were no longer good enough to live alone in the worship courtyard.
Under the sun, I saw the tiger again.
She was still young and beautiful, and her eyes shone with sly wisdom.
She came over to me, crouched beside me, and stroked my withered feet.
I want to say something.
The tiger told me not to say anything.
She just smiled, straight at me.
The smile is warm and clear.
I was also melted by her smile, feeling warm, but my eyes seemed to have salty and hot liquid gushing out. I woke up with a start, and my eyes were gone.
Home is boarding, what am I waiting for?
I am waiting for the tiger, waiting for the airport to play “Zheng Jianxian, please hurry up..” In three seconds.. Get to the airport, number three.
Your friend, the tiger is waiting for you.
Or, when she appeared directly in front of me, she grabbed my Lee and said, “Why didn’t you say something?”?
That’s not very loyal.
Of course, none of these. When I
got on the plane, I found that the flight seemed to be nothing and there were many empty seats.
I randomly found a window seat next to me, put Li in it, and waited for departure.
However, it seems that because of the cloudy day outside, the machine is delayed.
At that moment, a coin rolled out of nowhere and rolled under the seam of the seat beside me.
I looked at it and went down to pick it up, but I couldn’t get it.
At this time, it seems that the voice of the flight attendant sister sounded behind her: “First, we are about to get up, please sit down.”.
I had had enough, but I still couldn’t reach it. The voice said behind my back, “I’m going to go abroad, but I’m still so greedy. I’m not afraid to go out and lose face for China.”.
I was so excited that I wanted to stand up, but I hit my head and crouched on the ground in pain.
The voice sneered.
I crouched on the ground, turned my back to her, and smiled.
This sister, picking up garbage is very happy. I’ll pick up whatever you throw away. If you don’t believe me, you can try and see who is poor and afraid first. The voice
behind giggled, and then there was a clanging sound, and a hoop was thrown in front of me from the top of my head.
I’ll catch it quickly and keep an eye on the iron ring.
Then you can take this thing. There was a crazy drunk who hollowed out the coin and proposed to me with this. If I didn’t want to sue him for fraud, I would have thrown it away long ago.
She said.
I stood up and saw the tiger, still smiling so cunningly and moving.
I grabbed her and tried to put the iron ring on her finger, only to find that her finger was too thin to hold any of it.
The tiger looked at me thoughtfully in embarrassment.
I laughed and said, “It seems that I have to look for a penny later.”.
I held the tiger tightly in my arms for fear that she would run away again.
The tiger hugged me too.
. Focus on not getting lost ~
