My Kou Concubine is the eyesore
of the whole harem. Cardamom has been cooked into porridge
. I am the emperor. What
I love most in my life is Kou Fei.
Kou Fei was my playmate when I was young. When I was young, I caught chickens and she beat dogs. She called me Ah Huang. When I grow up, I will be the emperor and she will be the concubine. She called me the emperor.
“As a person, the most important thing is to be flexible, so that you can eat meat and drink wine everywhere.” The night I married her, when I asked her why she stopped calling me Ah Huang, she said so.
“So you married me to drink wine and eat meat?”
She nodded her head seriously. What can
I say.
As an emperor, the harem three thousand is unavoidable.
Of course, it can be a little less.
When I was a child, Kou Fei liked to read the book with me. The protagonists in the book were either Wang Ye or Xia Ke, some in white and some in black, but without exception, they all had only one ***ing wife.
“If I want to marry someone in the future, I will marry such a single-minded person!” Xiao Kou Fei said so.
“But my mother says that most people who like to call themselves their mother can’t get married.” I’m serious.
And then I got beat up.
My mother only told me that those who like to call themselves my mother can’t get married, but she didn’t tell me that they would beat people.
My identity is destined that I can’t give Kou Fei the happiness of a pair of people all her life. It can only give her the joy of a group of people all her life. Kou Fei told me that I was mentally retarded, and that too many women did not mean that she could find a lot of cards as I thought, but that she would lose a lot of money, and after losing money, she would lose her husband.
I said, “Ah, ah, ah, you are not so simple. Isn’t it in the book that people like you should be at peace with the world? How can you still think of winning or losing?”
Kou Fei said, “Idiot, I’m only happy for two people.”
Therefore, I have very few concubines.
But I still have a queen.
My queen is a very virtuous person.
The queen was born in a famous family and spoke in a soft voice. She was not beautiful, but she looked at her like a spring breeze. It was carefully chosen for me by my father when he was on the throne. In terms of virtue and color, the queen is a very good queen.
The queen was not jealous. When I told her about my childhood with Kou Fei, she just smiled gently. “So the emperor was like an urchin when he was a child,” he said.
When I did not conform to the rules and directly married Kou Fei as a concubine, which attracted a lot of criticism from the court, she did not say anything.
Kou Fei didn’t like anyone in the harem. She only liked to stay with the empress. She said, “Your Majesty, of all your wives, only the empress is the most reliable.”
My heart says that you know you are not reliable. With a wave of her hand, Concu
bine Kou said, “What do I have to rely on? The emperor loves me, the empress is virtuous, and the concubines are few. Although I can’t be a pair of people all my life, I’m still comfortable.”
Kou Fei is lying. There are a lot of people who
hate Kou Fei. Except for the queen, everyone regards her as a thorn in the flesh.
Of course, I can’t see it. My concubines are all smiling and harmonious when they face me. These things are told to me by my dark guard.
The Dark Guard was used by me to monitor whether the harem had colluded with the former court. After he reported the situation to me every once in a while, I would ask, “How is Concubine Kou?” With an expressionless look on his face,
the Dark Guard said, “Kou Fei has a special status, and the harem of the former court is afraid of her.”
People don’t like my Kou Fei. When
I invited the palaces to a banquet, Chun Chang raised his glass to Concubine Kou with a charming smile. Wu Guiren said to Concubine Kou with a smile, “Sister is really very interesting.”. The lotus imperial concubine is also to her without false words. It can be seen that they may get along well with each other on the surface.
But my dark guard said that the harem of the former Dynasty was afraid.
The dark guard is just a summary, but the amount of information behind it is endless. That’s why I know that my Concubine Kou didn’t have such a good time behind her back. But Kou said, “Women shouldn’t complain casually. If you complain for a long time, men will be annoyed. Unless you get angry, the right way to complain is to complain to the point.”
You see, she’s always so smart. When I went to bed
today, I told Chun Changzai that she was still young, and that she was lying innocently on the table watching me write. She fell asleep unconsciously, and
I smiled and touched her nose. She woke up in a daze, smiled sheepishly, rubbed her face, and said, “Your Majesty, you have finally finished writing.” “I’ve been busy with government affairs for days,”
I said with a smile. “Today I’ve managed to find time to write something, but you seem to have fallen asleep.”
Chun Chang said softly, “Your Majesty has taken off the heavy burden of his heart and is writing here. Even my ministers and concubines feel at ease. Before they know it, they fall asleep.”
I said, “Of course I’m at ease. Thanks to your Ama’s ability to put down the rebellion this time, I’ll give him a good compliment later.”
Chun Chang’s face was beaming with joy, and his pink cheeks were like lotus blossoms: “Then I thanked the emperor for Ama.” Then slowly bow down. Kneel at my feet.
I beckoned to the little maid of honor to help her up and said casually, “I’ve seen you and Concubine Kou very affectionate these days.”
Chun Chang said with a smile, “Sister Kou Fei is cheerful and interesting, and I especially like to chat with her to amuse and kill time in the palace.”. However, “she took a careful look at my face.” I am not a talkative person. I can tell what should be said and what should not be said. ”
I smiled and said nothing.
The next day, Chun Chang became a nobleman in Jin, and Liu Shilang was promoted to minister.
The Chunxi Palace was crowded with people, and those who congratulated Chungui almost broke the threshold. Ama’s success was more important than being favored overnight, which was a tacit understanding among the people in the harem.
I went to see Concubine Kou at noon. She was leaning against the window, eating red melon seeds. I grabbed a handful and said, “I’m busy in the court, but you’re here.”
Kou Fei sat up and said to me with a cheeky smile, “It’s because you’re busy. It’s not good for me to bother you. It’s better to take good care of yourself and raise yourself white and fat. It’s good for you to let you worry less.” With a wry smile,
I said, “You are transparent.” Concu
bine Kou handed me a cup of tea and said, “Today Chungui is having a big day. Everyone has gone to look for her, but no one has come to look for me. I’m happy to have a good time. If I don’t knock on the red melon seeds or read the script, I’m wasting this good time.”
She tilted her head to look at me and said, “By the way, didn’t you say you were going to be drawn by me last time? I’m free today, so let me draw one.”
When Kou Fei was young, she liked to draw for me. Her paintings were ugly. People were not like people, and flowers were not like flowers. Draw a turtle like a bastard. She had no patience, so she drew two strokes and threw them away. She took the red melon seeds of the red melon seeds and caught the mantis. I was sitting on the couch opposite her, and she said, “Just lie there.”! Oh, oh, oh, don’t close your eyes. Look at me with your eyes open. You want the kind of eyes that love me to death.
I looked at her seriously. Today
she was dressed in silver and red, and her beautiful face was as innocent as when she was young.
She said, “Oh, oh, why are you looking at her like that?” I don’t like it. If you keep doing that, they won’t do it.
I said, “You look like a piece of pork belly.”
That night, I woke up with a dull pain in the palm prints on my face.
I tilted my head and looked to one side. Kou Fei was sleeping soundly. As she slept, she said, “I’m leaving.”
My heart is tight.
She rolled over and said, “It’s time to come down.”
The next day, I went out and issued a decree that no one was allowed to talk about Liu Shilang’s promotion. Mam
my Li said, “The emperor loves his concubine.” “No one in the world likes Concubine Kou,”
I said lightly. “I don’t care. No one cares.” The birthday is
coming, which is also my birthday.
In addition to the courtiers and the imperial concubines, many foreign envoys came. The things sent by
foreign envoys were very novel. In addition to jewelry and other things, Persia also sent several cats with long hair and blue and yellow eyes. Burma sent elephants, lions and alpacas.
I asked the eunuch in charge, “Why do these envoys think that my geomantic omen looks suitable for raising animals?”
The eunuch in charge bowed to me respectfully and said, “Your Majesty, it’s because you paid tribute to some kangaroos last year, and I heard that the emperor likes them very much, so this year all countries have sent their own rare pets.” “Kangaroo?”
I wondered? What kangaroo? Why don’t I remember?
The eunuch in charge looked embarrassed and hesitated for a moment. He glanced around and whispered to me, “Your Majesty, have you forgotten the few rare banquets that Empress Kou cooked for you last year?”
I thought about it.
“There seems to be such a thing. What does it have to do with kangaroos?”
The eunuch in charge wiped his sweat and said with trepidation, “That’s what kangaroos do.”
………… .. What
else can I say?
I still remember last year when Kou Fei, who was always lazy, suddenly came to me excitedly and said, “I found something very delicious!”
Then she took me to her Wuya Palace. It was snowing, and she actually poetically picked up the new fermented wine of green ants, the artistic conception of a small red clay stove, and did not know what she was roasting with barbed wire. It was fragrant and oily. She sprinkled a lot of cumin and chili powder on it, and we both ate it wheezing.
Later, I wrote a sour poem about this scene to eulogize the wonderful and unforgettable snowy night.
He also asked people to draw pictures to record the coexistence of heroism and poetry.
Later, she also diligently cooked several hot pot, fire, steak, and we ate several meals.
I took a deep breath. I adjusted my mood of flying down three thousand feet.
“Why didn’t anyone tell me that I was eating wild animals in tribute?” The eunuch
in charge smiled obsequiously and said, “Your Majesty..” Look at what you said. Who dares..
Look at what you said. Who dares..
Who dares.. Who dares..
Only her Kou Fei dares.
I can’t be angry yet.
Because the whole palace knows that this is my own habit.
“Then the envoys of various countries found out, and thinking of your Majesty’s love for Bush meat, they all began to pay tribute to their own rare wild animals.”
I looked up at the elephant
on my left and then at the python on my right.
I am very angry with Kou Fei, but I can’t be angry with others.
Because once I lose my temper, the people in the palace will see the wind at the helm and talk about it, and the days of Kou Fei will be very sad.
So I was so angry that I asked the empress to take Kou Fei to worship the Buddha. Accompanied
by the queen, people will not feel that Kou Fei fell out of favor in anger.
It was night, and the sky was slightly dark. I came quietly to the door of the Hall of Precious Prosperity. The
window was ablaze with lights, and two figures knelt in front of the Buddha statue.
Naturally, one is kneeling and the other is kneeling.
A low, cheerful voice came from the window: “Empress, don’t you want to taste it? This freshly baked red melon seeds is a new flavor concocted by my concubine.”
A soft voice followed: “Thank you, Sister Kou, for your kindness. I’ve had a meal in the palace.” “What a pity,” he
said cheerfully. “It’s the best time to dry the fresh ones.” “We have the best tea in the palace,” he said
softly. “Let Mammy send it to my sister later. It’s the best way to get rid of the fire.” “
Well, well, empress, I remember you still have Duck in Brown Sauce..” With a
gentle chuckle, he said, “Send it to my sister.”
After a few moments of silence, he asked in a soft voice, “Does my sister eat and drink in the palace all day?” “Yes, I have nothing to do, and I can’t be like Chungui people,” said the
cheerful voice vaguely. You can’t be like Lian Fei.
Her voice was broken because of eating, and I couldn’t hear what she said, so I had to put my ears in again. After a
pause, he asked, “Why did you go to the palace?” The
sound of joy did not speak again. Why
did Kou Fei enter the palace? I also want to know.
I love Kou Fei, I am the emperor, I also have the right to three palaces and six courtyards, can not marry her, can accept her.
But Kou Fei’s reason for not entering the palace was stronger than her reason for entering the palace. The day
I proposed marriage to her, she thought about it and nodded.
I said, “You don’t have to agree. If you really don’t want to come in, I won’t force you. You can still live a rich life.” With
that, my heart pounded.
I want her to reject me.
I love Kou Fei, and I want her to tell me that she is willing, although I have no position to ask her.
Sure enough, she agreed with me, although she didn’t say I would. And you didn’t call me Huang.
But what do I care?
It’s my greatest blessing that she can stay. Before
I could finish stirring up my feelings, I was awakened from my thoughts by a loud shout: “Empress!”! Someone is peeking!
I looked back at Leo awkwardly, and Leo looked at me awkwardly.
“Your Majesty, look at this..”
Would you like to go in here?
I made a sign-let’s go. The king of
my country is listening to the corner. Are you kidding me? It has been widely rumored outside that I have a habit of drinking blood (eating monsters), coupled with eavesdropping, I have the image of a wretched old man.
Do you still want to mix?
Leo took the hint, and I moved lightly.
Then the door opened.
Kou Fei stuck her head out and shouted, “Catch the assassin!”
In a flash, the surrounding walls moved and the sound of footsteps was heard all the time. Group after group of Royal Guards jumped down from the sky-I was lucky not to hit me.
I waved my hand with a tiger face-get out of here.
The Royal Guards took the hint and rolled away as they laughed.
I said to Concubine Kou, “I really should send you to guard the city gate. You have a lot of potential to be a guard.” “Why didn’t you send me to the front?”
Said Kou Fei. “As soon as I shouted, the enemy troops were crushed by my soft voice.”
I didn’t know what to say, so all I could do was to hide my embarrassment and make a ha-ha to go to the Hall of Precious Prosperity. The empress stepped forward and took over the conversation at the right time, saying, “Concubine Kou’s sister is sincerely worshipping Buddha today. She is very pious. The emperor doesn’t want to blame her any more.”
I went down the slope and said to the donkey, “In that case, I am at ease.” Seeing that the queen was holding her chest with one hand and her face was very ugly, she asked, “Queen, what’s the matter with you?” “It’s all right,” said the
queen with a smile. “It’s just that the dew and frost are heavy at night, and I feel a little cold.”
Kou Fei lowered her head and did not speak. I glanced at her and said, “I know I’m wrong. Let’s go back.” After
a pause, he said, “Go back to the palace and don’t eat too much.”
I shook my head with a smile and was about to take a step when she suddenly put her arms around me and said coquettishly to me, “Your Majesty has been angry with me all day today. I’ll accompany you tonight.”
I was stupefied for a moment. Her sudden attitude toward her little daughter scared me out of my wits. The empress laughed and said, “My sister Kou misses the emperor very much today. If the emperor doesn’t go, I’m afraid she’ll be worried.”. It was cold at night, and the emperor was tired after a busy day. It’s better to go back early and rest.
I looked up at the Hall of Precious Prosperity unconsciously. Inside the
hall, the lights were still there, no longer bright, and through the half-closed door, only the flickering of candles could be seen, and in the light smoke that had been pulled off, the treasure looked solemn.
I laughed and said, “Good.”
Kou Fei also smiled. When she was a
teenager, Kou Fei was a very fragile girl. She
lost her mother when she was young, and her father’s succession was not good for her. A famous family would not be short of food and clothing, but under the instigation of her stepmother, the nurturers and teachers
would not carefully teach her needlework poetry and books.
So she was often teased at boudoir parties.
Everyone laughed at her for being uncouth and unrefined.
I’m her only friend.
She often cries, patting her chest as she cries and saying, “Nannan doesn’t cry, Nannan doesn’t cry.”
She’s copying her mother and pretending she has a mother to comfort her. Once when
she was crying, I put my arms around her gently. It was the first time I put my arms around her. She shivered all over. My chest was wet and hot.
She cried and hugged me back, whispering, “Mother.”
From a very young age, Kou Fei was unloved.
I can’t forget the warmth in my chest that day, and I can’t forget that after she finished crying, she slowed down and cried to me again, saying, “I was just sad for a while, but now I feel warm in my heart, and I want to cry again.”
From far away, I began to love Kou Fei.
So, some things, see, as did not see.
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My Concubine Kou is pregnant
. Cardamom has been cooked into porridge
for a long time
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