How to write a story beginning with “The emperor threw a bank card on my desk” _-Zhihu

How to write a story beginning with “The emperor throws a bank card onto my desk”? 1 The emperor throws a bank card onto the desk. Stunned,

I asked tentatively, “Lu Xun’s original name?”? The emperor, who had been cocky

with me for more than a month, showed an incredulous expression. Zhou Shuren?

“At this time, I did not care about any etiquette. I walked vigorously from the side of the pillar to the Dragon Chair and held the emperor’s hand tightly.” You too?

“” Mmm! It’s outrageous! Friends, the picture is a little strange. The emperor and the eunuch are hugging each other tightly and both have tears in their eyes.

Something’s wrong. Something’s wrong.

It all started a month and a half ago.

As a dog Walker with an iron will and an iron spirit, it’s normal to get up at six in the morning, and it’s amazing to lose consciousness on the spot when a flowerpot falls on my head while I’m walking my little teddy. When I opened my eyes

again, I was a eunuch. Men were silent and women were in tears. But this body obviously has a secret. There are no things that eunuchs should not have, but there are all kinds of things that men should not have.

Mom, I seem to have got the script of the hero, and I’m going to start the story that anyone who buys a lottery ticket can win five million yuan.

I went out with this confidence and enthusiasm, and also washed clothes in the Huanyi Bureau for a month with this confidence and enthusiasm.

“Haha, come and kill me” is a sentence that you have thought 763842 times in a week. At four o’clock in the morning at night,

you are still playing the Communist Youth League song “Glory, the Communist Youth League of China”.

Friends, lucky people have their own destiny, Ye Hu Hansan is back! The way I came out was fair and square.

Minister Regent?

nono! Bestie Princess?

nono! Male protagonist Long Aotian?

nono! I came out by myself with my clothes washed clean! Ha-ha, what a ***.

After half a month’s training, I finally became the eunuch who rinsed the pen for the emperor in front of the emperor.

I won the first prize in the big eunuch pen contest! Everyone is croaking. Celebrate

the whole world, celebrate the whole world! I am wrong, I am really wrong, I should not be complacent too early.

Rinsing pen is really invincible in the universe. You can

‘t sit and whine.

Degree-wash. I can only stand and whine

in front of the emperor. I

‘m sorry, I’m a whoop.

Friends, I seem to have made a mistake. I

was so tired that I wanted to move my wrist, but I couldn’t resist shaking my hand. Discovered

by the emperor.

He kept peeking at me.

No, no, no.

I’m a eunuch now, which is too sick.

So our script is Ochi Love: The Emperor and His Almighty Little Eunuch?

Good for you! It’s half past six in the morning. Friends, I came out to work.

Not walking the dog, guys. Not walking the dog. Again

, the dog is not wearing it, and I am the only one who is unlucky.

It’s too rough.

The emperor is like that big neuropathy.

He asked me to get up at six o’clock in the morning to remove the five white hairs from the second row and the third row of pens on the table.

Good for you, dog.

Today the emperor still keeps looking at me. Is this the

emperor’s favor?

I knew I had the lady’s book! He must have seen my kindness, my ability and my enthusiasm through this eunuch suit! As for beauty, I’m sorry, the love between male and female protagonists in idol dramas does not depend on beauty.

Kindness is the secret weapon to defeat the top white, rich and beautiful. How can

I let the emperor know that I already know that he loves me?

Why don’t I give him a heart with those five white hairs?

Strange shy also dream back to high school, Ao Youyou.

Innocent little ambiguous hey hey hey.

13. I’ve been wearing it for a month and a half now. He

not only won the first prize in the contest, but also won the supreme love of 95.

What do we do, guys? I’m a heartthrob.

Oh, it’s really hard.

Beauty’s life is not easy. Empathize

with Liu Yifei.

14. The emperor looked at me in the wrong way today. What should I do if

he confesses his love to me?

! I’m sorry, I don’t want to confirm the relationship so early. I still have a career to fight for.

Sorry, I already have someone I like. He’s the most handsome eunuch in the university. He’s taller than you, more handsome than you, and more motherly than you.

You are good, but we are not suitable. I deserve better.

How distressing. In

the morning, I was intoxicated with the fantasy of how to refuse the emperor, and I didn’t want to wake up happily.

Until the emperor put the bank card pia in front of me. Resisting the urge to say, “We don’t have a credit card machine,”

I asked cautiously, “Lu Xun’s original name? The emperor

opposite had a constipated face. Zhou Shuren?

I had a lunge and a rush, and Durant couldn’t stop me with a lunge and a rush.

This is the scene at the beginning. Meet sweet dew after

a long drought, meet old friends in a foreign land, friends. How can

I win the exam on the wedding night! My husband and wife are sitting on the bed in the bridal chamber, and we are sitting on the bed?

Not good. Not good.

The fork generation is divided. Hello,

everyone. I’m back again.

I got a promotion.

Became a confidant of the emperor. The

daily duty is still the same, rinse the pen.

The emperor said that there was no one in the palace who could write better than me.

Rinse! *** him! I’m the pen-rinsing champion! Now I feel like I’ve been goaded by the enemy. There are also changes in

promotion, for example, my residence has changed.

From a single bed to sleeping on the emperor’s feet.

How interesting. On the day

I moved away, the other eunuchs had tears in their eyes and looked envious.

Brother, do you want this blessing?

Friends, if I have the conditions, I will give you a live broadcast.

I am lying on the emperor’s foot, and I don’t know what to say. It’s definitely not my style

to stay put.

Your Majesty, are you a college student?

“Well,” that’s cold. Is

his heart the snow on Changbai Mountain?

! Then you.. Have you finished your youth university study? I

‘m sorry, everyone, I’m a coward.

Are you sure you want to ask me that?

The emperor’s slightly cold voice floated down from the top of my head.

Yo ho.

Expert, don’t fill in the blanks and make choices?

It’s six o’clock in the morning, and the big donkey on the Tianshan Mountain doesn’t get up as early as I do.

The emperor said that after the five white hairs were removed, the touch of the pen was not good, so he asked me to put it back.

What, do you have a good figure?

Put down your cow! Last night I wanted to put a big question to him. I fell asleep

thinking about it.

The emperor’s pedal is very easy to sleep.

If you don’t dream, you can have sensitive muscles. It was

another day to watch the emperor write and draw. After

knowing that he was wearing it, I finally dared to look up at him.

No way out.

It matters to us.

It’s just different from the ordinary eunuch.

Have capital.

Friends, you may not believe it. The more

I look at the emperor, the more familiar he looks.

I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it this time.

But I just can’t remember.

It’s on my lips, but I can’t say it.

Tired.

Another day to hope the earth explodes.

The emperor invited me to dinner today.

Alas, why is it so direct? It’s not good to spread it out.

I’m the eunuch now, everyone.

Ture.

This is my dream job.

If I can, I want it to be hereditary.

25 Pedal, my forever home.

Friends, don’t worry about me, I have the oar of happiness and wisdom.

The emperor and I started the night chat mode again.

At that moment, he was not the emperor and I was not the eunuch.

We are brothers who sleep in bunk beds.

This intimate relationship is better than husband and wife.

26 “You..” It’s over. He’s going to strike first.

I can’t lose! Have you ever had human body temperature? Have you ever

had a heartbeat? Have you

ever smelled flowers? Can you

see the color of the sky? Have

you ever shed tears? Is there anyone

in the world who loves you and would die for you?

I said that no one had a problem with the score of one to zero in this game.

“Are you Xu Sisi from the Department of History?” Ah, here. Is there any other way to solve the embarrassment of

this situation besides dying in situ and going abroad overnight? Wait

online. It’s urgent. The emperor whom

I served as an ox and a horse for a month was my alumnus. The emperor who served

as an ox and a horse for a month is my alumnus. The emperor who

served for a month is my alumnus.

The emperor is my alumnus.

My alumni.

Alumni.

Friends.

29 You are.. Big C?

Suddenly I’m not sleepy, my friends.

This kind of awkwardness is like the awkwardness that the instructor sent the screenshot of my micro-blog to the college group in PDF format.

I’m a computer major. Have you

seen it? If you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you won’t be afraid to go all over the world.

I also know someone who studies computer science. Do you know Qin yuan? He’s the handsome one. He’s my high school classmate.

By the way, what’s your name?

I am Qin yuan.

」「……」 Friends, I am not waiting online, I decided to die today.

When I die, please put my ashes in the pedal.

I live and die with him.

“It’s not that handsome, Tie Tie.” I turned my back to him with a guilty conscience.

He ignored me.

Who am I Can a liberal arts student still be afraid of this?

If you have nothing to say, the national first-class players will come out! Are you dead, too?

Xu Sisi, you are exactly the same as you were in high school. You can’t spit out the same ivory from the same mouth.

“Listen!”! Is it human?

! When I rolled over to find him to continue the in-depth discussion on whether I could spit out ivory, I found that his face was less than a palm away from me. When did

he get his head out of bed.

Ladies and gentlemen, the heartbeat you just heard is definitely not a heartbeat, absolutely not! I can explain.

This is a hidden disease of mine.

I’m allergic to Qin yuan, and I blush because of this. I can

‘t believe I can still sleep.

I had a little dream.

It’s not that I don’t want to share with you. I’m

afraid that you will be arrested by the anti-pornography team after I say it.

I’m fine. I’m backstage.

Friends, it’s 6:08 in the morning.

I was squatting on the second step on the side of the emperor’s bedroom. I don’t have to get up early to work

today, but Qin yuan sat on the bed at six o’clock and looked down at me.

He looks like that bastard.

But I’m afraid to say. I am thinking

at this time.

I was pia by the flowerpot.

Then he must have been struck by lightning because he didn’t speak human language.

Heaven has reincarnation. Who has been spared by heaven, friends.

I’m balanced.

Eunuchs should have the consciousness of eunuchs, and eunuchs who do not want to be in charge are not good eunuchs.

I went to work.

As the emperor’s eunuch, I am already an unsurpassable myth in the eunuch circle.

Every day, a handsome little eunuch asked to be my godson. I’m really happy

to be a father. I

can’t, guys. I feel like I’m going to be popular.

I have to have a stage name, otherwise I can’t suppress my fortune.

I decided to call the eight-faced Buddha.

The mountain is a mountain, the river is a river, who does not know my eight-faced Buddha! 38 “What are you thinking, little Xu Zi?”? As soon as

Qin yuan put his little hand on his calf, he began to look for trouble. I replied

as I laid the dishes for him, “I think your majesty has been working hard recently, and I should ask the Imperial Kitchen to make up for it.”. He seems to be the only one in the

world with a long mouth, and he has a small mouth every day.

Little Hsu-tzu has won my heart. From today on, he will serve me personally.

」「…… Thank you for your grace.

Looking at the admiring eyes of the little eunuchs around me, I smiled disdainfully, and my eyes showed a fan-shaped picture of thin, cool, uninhibited, and cold.

No way, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.

40 friends, I feel that this promotion is useless.

I still sleep on the pedal.

Ha ha ha, your baby forced a smile.

Not only did the salary not get better, but also more work was done. More eunuchs come to see me

every day. We are

all our own people, so I won’t hide it. Mother, everyone.

Hundreds of male mothers come to see you in waves. Who can stand it.

41 Little Xu Zi? Did you

sleep?

Qin yuan’s voice was muffled, as if his nose were blocked.

Ask for help online, is rhinitis contagious?

I lay on my foot and rolled my eyes, which were so big that I was a little short of oxygen.

No sleep.

“I still didn’t hold back.” Just the two of us. You can call me by my first name. Don’t be a little Xu. I’m allergic.

Qin yuan smiled. Perhaps because he couldn’t see at night, his hearing was more sensitive. I seemed to be able to hear even the vibration of his chest.

Angry double. Have

you passed CET-4?

“” Ah, here. I

am speechless, my friends, speechless.

I don’t want to talk to you. I’m going to bed.

I rolled over and buried my face in the quilt.

What do you say? My heart is raining.

Little Hsu-tzu, think it over before you speak.

“Oh, you’ve thrown your weight around, little one.”.

I was wrong. I won’t dare to do it again.

Don’t laugh! Don’t laugh! I was forced by the situation! He continued to speak, and I knelt beside the bed with a carp.

Tie Tie, or you’ll think I’m dead.

Friends, good morning, a new day, shout with me: Wangwang! You are prosperous, I am prosperous, everyone is prosperous! Yiwang to the end! I’m sorry I lost my temper just now.

Now my eight-faced Buddha is being spread more and more evil.

Especially today, the emperor set up a table for me at his feet.

A cabinet minister?

Nono Jade Pen Zhu Pi?

Nono Qin yuan wrote one hundred CET-4 words from memory and asked me to recite them today.

Chic. You’re the real thing.

44Howareyou?

Imfine,thanks,andyou?

Imfine, too I’m not the same person I used to be. Please call me international Xu in the future, the advanced version of Niu Cobalt Lu Xu.

Now we come to the famous Imperial Garden. Qin Shihuang

once rowed a boat here, and Yang Yuhuan was drunk here.

Each person can only take three pictures.

Come on, let’s continue to follow me. Those who can’t keep up with me can’t connect to my hot spot. I

lied to you. Qin yuan asked me to come to the Imperial Garden to feed the ducks.

He said that this kind of duck was a tribute from the south of the Yangtze River and was very precious. Each duck could only eat seven, seven and forty-nine corn kernels a day.

Friends, the situation is that I can’t tell whether this duck has just been eaten or not.

But I don’t blame them.

The duck doesn’t know why she is a twenty-seven baby. Although

they don’t line up, they still quack.

But I know, I understand, that they are saying, “Xu Xu, eternal God!” Friends, I am now in the most mysterious place in Imperial Study, Imperial Study at night.

Qin yuan won’t let me go back to sleep.

Because I didn’t finish reciting the words.

Because I took the red paint of the palace wall and numbered each duck.

I don’t think I’m wrong. I’m very thoughtful. I capitalized the numbers on every duck

for fear that other people would not recognize Arabic numerals and think it was confusing.

I don’t see where I went wrong.

His carelessness really ruined my tenderness.

Qin yuan was thoughtful enough to leave me a bag of tricks before he left. He

said he would open the bag of tricks after reciting it, and there was a reward in it.

Free from death gold medal or iron ticket Dan book?

! I can’t wait. I

guess there will be ten minutes, and I’m going to open the bag of tricks secretly.

Friends, I can’t find the bag of tricks.

Help. Can

I give it a call.

I really think Qin yuan has that serious illness. Is it hard to give

something to me directly?

What’s the trick! Does he think he’s a prince?

I threw up, Yue! There was no flashlight, and I knocked out the candle. Kneeling on the ground and touching

in the dark, I seem to be sick.

I hate it! Have you ever seen a horror movie? It’s about a beautiful woman who is alone in a room. Suddenly, the door opens and something comes in.

Now I’m in the same situation, the same beauty, the same house, the same thing.

I know I should be carrying the emperor’s throne on my shoulders to defend myself.

But I couldn’t stand up because my legs were numb when I was kneeling down to look for the bag of tricks.

It’s all Qin yuan’s fault. It

‘s all right, friends, let’s break up the meeting.

The unidentified object is Qin yuan.

I have nothing to do, although the beauty is unlucky, but no way, mountains are mountains and rivers, who does not know my eight-faced Buddha ah everyone! Qin yuan is now sitting on the ground staring at me.

I was too guilty to speak.

Also, anyone who comes in and sees a man with dishevelled hair kneeling on the ground and kowtowing to you should be shocked.

Isn’t it strange that there are so many ghosts? Who would have thought it was him.

My legs were still a little numb, so I had to rub against them to help him beat his legs.

Brother, I made a mistake. It was a small mistake this time. Didn’t

you read the bag of tricks?

He asked, giving me a white look. I

wanted to see it, but I couldn’t find my bag of tricks.

He put his hand on my shoulder and turned half a circle, pulling out a small purse from my pocket.

It is embroidered with green pine and bamboo, my bag of tricks.

After finishing the ball, I forgot to take it out of my pocket. The gift that

Qin yuan gave me was the twenty-seven ducks. The atmosphere in the whole

palace is very strange now. There is a message circulating in

the eunuch pile, saying that the emperor met a bad man last night, thanks to father-in-law Xu came to the rescue, the emperor directly gave the golden duck in the Imperial Garden to father-in-law Xu. You don

‘t have to, brothers.

In addition to this rumor, there is a solid news that the emperor’s foot has been fired to twenty taels of silver a night.

Ah, here.

Friends, it seems that Qin yuan and I are not the only ones who have crossed.

If I’m not mistaken, there is a third creature that came into this world. Of the twenty-seven ducks that

Qin yuan gave me, one was not quacking, but barking.

I doubt it’s my peerless little teddy fortune.

And when I call him by his nickname, he responds! There is a new rumor in the palace.

One was me, the emperor’s favorite son, Grandfather Xu, who seemed to be ill, standing by the pond in Imperial Garden and laughing all afternoon.

Another rumor is.

I, the emperor’s favorite son, Grandfather Xu, seem to be a southerner, and I can’t tell the difference between Fa and Ha.

I’m speechless, friends. What

these little eunuchs did in the palace was to cut the frontal lobe! 55 I’m back. I’ve been busy fishing for ducks

these days.

My Xu Facai, as a duck, can only bark but not fly. I’m

worried to death. It took

me four days to teach it to fly low.

It’s too hard, friends. It’s too difficult to fly

at low altitude.

I’m not in a position to blame a dog. I

suddenly found that my crossing was different from others? What about the vicious woman who

was born to be awesome but couldn’t get the emperor’s love? Where is the gentle man who is handsome in

appearance and gentle in temperament that I will not marry? What about the empress Dowager who

is in power and has the same blood as the female companion and does not agree with me to be with the emperor?

One by one, the ministers who were killed in the hall and wrote in blood that I would bring disaster to the country and the people?

Why is there nothing! It’s not scientific! 57 I’m relieved, everyone.

Of course, I can’t not be the protagonist, I must be! I doubt it.

The man is Qin yuan’s son! We are: Sister! Brother! Love! So the question is, what about Qin yuan’s harem?

Why didn’t he?

Could it be. He’s not lifting! Ah, here.

58 is going to start the daily night chat again.

How can we euphemistically tell him that not lifting is not a big deal?

I cleared my throat. “Qin yuan, do you know that pets can live longer if they are castrated?”?

」「…… What do you want to say, Xu Sisi?

Don’t interrupt me. Dogs are infertile, but they live longer.

I rubbed my hands nervously. It wasn’t very good. It was a bit like a fly. I took it back.

“Chin yuan, I believe you are a good emperor. You will certainly be able to govern this country well and lead them to the road of communism. You have to live longer than others, so it doesn’t matter if you sacrifice a little!”. You want me to be you? It’s

over. I forgot that there is also a group of eunuchs. One hundred enemies were wounded and eight thousand friends were lost.

Qin yuan got up and the cloth made a rustling sound. How

I wish it was winter so he could be electrocuted.

Now, if you are photographed by the paparazzi, it is really unreasonable.

Qin yuan is now squatting on the ground and looking down at me. I am lying on my feet at a loss.

Although, man, you do have a handsome face.

But I can actually see your nostrils.

If his face is the universe, his nostrils should be black holes.

Strange fantasies arise. Xu Sisi

, what do you have in your head every day?

His mouth opened and closed, and his nostrils expanded and contracted.

I’m sorry, but I can’t seem to concentrate. Help. The scene of

my fantasy finally appeared.

Qin yuan was finally forced to marry by the minister! Your Majesty, the most important thing is to have children. Don’t postpone the draft.

“” Well, which minister’s daughter do you think I should choose to enter the palace?

“This..” Don’t hesitate, old baby! Recommend yourself! Recommend your own girl! A concubine will do! Mistake friends, I did not expect that the reason why there was no one in the emperor’s harem was that all the ministers in the court gave birth to boys.

I have to say that your XY gene is really strong.

I really can’t figure out why there are so many rumors in the palace. Did those little eunuchs build a group behind my back? The drama of the

minister forcing the emperor to refuse became the emperor because I refused everyone.

Friends, gay is myself?

! As a popular eunuch beside the emperor, I think it is necessary for me to help the emperor solve his problems. Sleeping in the upper and lower bunks indirectly

with the emperor, I’m going to start my speech.

Chin yuan, what is your dream?

Live forever.

」「…… Wish you success. How could anyone in the

world have such a simple dream. Plan

A failed.

It’s okay. I have a plan B. Do

you know that the ducks you sent me are twenty-seven twins?

“” Impossible.

」?

Question me! One of them is a quail.

Qin yuan said calmly. I made a

mistake. I thought I would lose because of the courage to confront Qin yuan, but I didn’t think I would lose because I couldn’t tell the difference between a duck and a quail. It is impossible for

my socialist successor to admit defeat.

Lenin’s urban road is impassable, so let’s combine it with the current actual situation. Encircle the cities

from the countryside and seize power by armed force! See that, my friends? Speak eloquently.

65. I went straight to the point, “Qin yuan, don’t you like women?”? Tell

me how you see it?

Qin yuan rolled over with interest and looked down at me. If we

can lose, we can’t lose. I sit cross-legged on the pedal. This move is called crow flying. Don’t imitate it if you are under fourteen years old.

Well, the main thing is I don’t want to see his nostrils.

I avoided Qin yuan’s eyes and stretched out my fingers to argue with him. “You see, because you can’t do it, you don’t have confidence in yourself. You walk outside and feel that other women laugh at you, so you don’t like them. It happens that the men around you are motherly..” Qin yuan tapped his knee with his fingers and raised his eyebrows and asked me, “When did I fail?”?

“” I.. Say you can’t?

No, you heard it wrong! Funny, can I admit it? Can

I do it? Would you like to try?

Qin yuan said as he leaned close to me, and the two of them breathed together. The atmosphere in the whole room was a bit wrong, friends. Our pure friendship seemed to be going bad.

I leaned back tactically, “Don’t pay attention to me so close, what if you infect me with novel coronavirus?”?

Notice, notice, ambiguous crisis lifted, life danger online.

Qin yuan began to gnash his teeth and call my name.

According to my guess, it is four o’clock in the morning, and the Chinese flowering crabapple is sleeping, but I haven’t slept yet.

To be honest, if Qin yuan is a little ugly, I can think that what he said is sexual harassment, and take him to court, everything he said will be evidence in court.

But he is really handsome, even if his nostrils are like black holes. Is this the

legendary bitterness of love? I

can’t, guys. I can’t get over it.

According to the plot of the novel, I should read a calmness of the Great Mercy Mantra.

But I haven’t seen the Great Mercy Mantra.

So I recited the transformation formula of Little Carp Bubble in The Adventures of Little Carp “My heart is like iron, indestructible” 927 times.

Well, I admit, it’s too boring to read it alone, so I secretly read Ah Ku’s transformation formula 45 times, “With both wisdom and courage, my heart is flying.”.

Don’t talk to Bubbles. Who says I’m in a hurry.

It is now 8:30 in the evening, and the children’s channel used to broadcast the windmill at this time.

The big windmill turns leisurely, the scenery here is really beautiful, the sky is beautiful, the earth is beautiful, and there are a group of happy little friends! It’s far. It’s far.

Our reporter Xu Sisi is currently at the scene of the crime.

At present, the emperor and I are staying in a place where we don’t know what it is. To be exact, we are locked up.

I tried to dial 110 by pressing the mobile phone shortcut key.

Then I found out I didn’t have a cell phone.

This is Miaomiao Frog. Go to Miaomiao House to eat Miaomiao Crisp Horn. It’s wonderful.

Now let me, our special correspondent, review today’s events for you.

Today is a very special day, Qixi Festival.

When Qin yuan proposed to secretly go out to play with me, my reaction was: “This is too that!”! “It’s not good for us to be alone..” I am reserved, hurry up, invite me again, and I will promise you again! Qin yuan buried his head back in the high pile of memorials and didn’t even look at me. “Well, I just heard there was a lantern festival tonight, and I wanted to reward you for your good recitation of words these two days.”.

“” No, Yo Yo! Let’s go! Must go! I obsequiously rubbed two more circles of ink for him. Are

you asking me on a date?

Qin yuan finally put down his pen and looked up at me.

Ah, this brings disaster to the east?

I gritted my teeth. “Forget it, so are you willing?”?

“” Well, say yes reluctantly, since you are so sincere. It

‘s shameless, but why am I so happy? Am I sick. I have been looking forward to the evening lantern festival

all day.

I’m burning with anxiety, my friends! Very not easy to get through the night, through Qin yuan wash hands, through Qin yuan change clothes, through Qin yuan go to the toilet, through Qin yuan and dark guard talk, we finally set out. You can’t

go out fair and square, so we chose to climb over the wall.

For this reason, Qin yuan specially withdrew the defense of the palace wall on that side. I

didn’t expect Qin yuan to turn over the past, but I couldn’t.

Really speechless, his mother led speechless home, speechless home.

Xu Sisi, can you use some strength! Pedal! Qin yuan lies on the top of the wall and pulls me.

“Whoo, whoo, whoo, they just can’t do it. They’re just crybabies!” I was dragged by Qin yuan to wriggle on the wall, like a maggot, but I was a maggot with two forces.

Friends, I came out. It has nothing to do with Qin yuan. Don’t praise him. I drilled a dog hole.

Ha-ha, come and kill me! While taking advantage of Qin yuan and the dark guard to talk, I secretly do my hair like that big fool bi.

It’s all ruined.

But it finally came out! 71 Lantern Festival is really fun, friends! There are good-looking masks, sweet-scented osmanthus candies, lantern shows, rings, guessing riddles written on lanterns, and the whole street is garish.

I stood under the lamp for a long time, but I couldn’t guess the riddles written on lanterns.

Turning his head, he saw Qin yuan coming from a distance.

It’s over. There seems to be something wrong with my eyes. Why can’t I see anyone except him.

In the heart also jumps out a mindless rotten line, he walks from the sea of people.

I’m so excited. Will he take me to Metersbonwe later?

No, friends, we’re in trouble.

Qin yuan was about to come over and was stopped. According to his costume, I judged that he was an assassin. It was also possible that he had a special sense of epidemic prevention. What is

this? Did the best man at the

wedding rob the wedding and run away with the groom?

It’s out of line! Qin yuan is still calm, firmly holding the sugar man in his hand and saying to the killer, “I’ll go with you, and you let her go!” Tears, my friends.

Husband and wife are flying separately in the face of disaster, and I know that the feelings of brothers who sleep in bunk beds are not generally deep! I can’t leave him alone. That would be too unkind.

I stood in front of the killer with a big stride. “Take me too!” Qin yuan is stupefied, “Xu Sisi you…” I didn’t look at Chin yuan’s moved eyes. “He can’t take care of himself without me. You have to take me with you!” “Don’t listen to her!” Qin yuan tried his best to explain, but the killer was indifferent.

It’s me, I’m a hero! Qin yuan and I were caught in an attic. We don’t know where it is.

A man in a red dress was lying enchanting on a chair.

Emmmm, sissy.

And the beautiful sister gave him grapes. According to my experience, this is definitely not a good place. Are

you two from the palace?

The man asked with a light squint of his eyes. Ask if you

don’t understand. Do we have a needle eye when we see it? Don’t you even give us the eye?

Qin yuan stood upright and kept silent. “Yes, what do you think of bringing us here?”? The

warm-up little talent began to speak.

I hear there’s a new batch of tribute ducks in the palace?

」?

Something’s wrong. You’re the villain! The hero has been captured by you. You ask me, duck?

Is there such a thing, or twenty-seven twins.

This sentence completely annoyed the man, the cup was broken, and the grapes were vomited.

Fart! That’s 26 broken ducks and my baby get rich! Ah, here. Something is wrong

. Isn’t that duck my Xu Facai?

No way. I don’t believe it. It’s not true.

By the time the guards arrived to rescue us, the man and I were already in a scuffle.

Funny, rob Xu Fa Cai with me?

I’m a vegetarian?

When the dark guard and Qin yuan sat down to eat grapes, I was riding on the man’s body and pulling his hair. The man was pulling my ear

when the dark guard of the killer and Qin yuan started playing cards.

When the man and I were about to win or lose, Qin yuan bought them. Is

this the dawn, Wang should go bankrupt?

I lost my friends, not because I was weak, but because I loved Xu Facai more than he loved Xu Facai, but because Qin yuan grabbed me and carried me away. He said it was too late now, and if I didn’t go back, I couldn’t finish reciting today’s CET-4 words.

I hate it! On the first day when Xu Caifa left, I missed him. The day after

Xu Facai left, I missed him. On the third day of

Xu Facai’s departure, I missed him.

I want to go home to play with the dog, my Xu Facai.

Wait, something’s wrong. There was nothing when

I came through. Where did Qin yuan get his bank card? I can’t wait for the night chat

tonight. Friends, I have to understand the bank card. I can’t understand that I died in situ.

Tonight, I’m going to confirm the rumor! I want! Climb the dragon bed! Chin yuan, sit down. I have something very important to ask you.

Xu Sisi, after you ask, can you give me some quilts? I’m very cold, too. The friendship between

us is not hot enough?

Do you still need a quilt?

You don’t have to. You’re not cold.

I swaggered and wrapped all the quilts around myself.

Funny, climbing on the dragon bed is climbing on the dragon bed, and sleeping in the same bed is another price.

You may choose to remain silent now, but everything you say will be used as evidence in court.

I swallowed my saliva and continued to ask, “Why do you have a bank card but I don’t?” It doesn’t seem right.

“Where is my bank card?” It doesn’t seem right.

“Did you take my bank card?” He mua’s question. I don’t understand.

80 Oh? Do

you want to ask where my bank card comes from?

Qin yuan looked at me sideways for a moment and said leisurely.

Yes! That’s what it means! I quickly nodded.

This bank card is to take you home.

Go home.

Go home?

! I couldn’t sit still. My friends quickly got out of the quilt and came to him. “Then why didn’t you take me back?”! Do you know how many days I’ve been sleeping on my feet? I’m so mad. I’m so mad. I’m so mad.

Because you didn’t say, I thought you didn’t want to go back.

Me:.. I’m speechless.

I’m speechless.

Excuse me, can I say dirty words?

“Now I want to go back!” Shall we go now?

No, it’s too easy! This thing doesn’t have to wait for a day with nine stars in the same sky?

Qin yuan took out his bank card from the inside pocket of his middle coat.

No, Tie Tie, don’t you feel nervous when you sleep? Are

you a tonsil?

So good at speaking?

Qin yuan gave me a white look and continued to operate. He held me in front of his chest and broke the bank card with both hands.

No, right here?

This is too simple.

Friends, I don’t know how to describe how I feel now, that is, I feel at ease. When I

opened my eyes, they were white, and there was a doctor who stood by and watched me closely.

I’ll just.. Are you back?

No, I have to put a flower to celebrate. There is a big flower in the

lane, click, click, click. When you

wake up, you can be transferred to the general ward, and after a period of observation, you can be discharged.

The doctor looked at me lovingly and said, “I tried my best, but I really can’t see my face.”.

I blinked my eyes to show that I remembered.

By the way, little girl, your boyfriend will come to see you later. He has really given a lot to you. Where did

I get a boyfriend?

Did Xu Facai turn into a human form? Qin yuan and

I stared with big eyes and small eyes. I really have a lot to say, but I can’t open my mouth, friends.

He sat in his chair and stared straight at me.

I’m a little nervous. I want to go to the bathroom.

I know what you want to ask. I know everything

you’ve been through. I’m just like you.

Not hit by a car, not struck by lightning, and not punished by God.

Xu Facai didn’t wear any clothes. He was fostered by me in the pet shop downstairs of my house. Now he is a father.

Yes, if you fight with someone else for nothing, it’s their fight. You are

indeed the brother who sleeps on my upper bunk. You have a tacit understanding.

Qin yuan did not speak for a long time, and the white wall made me feel a little sleepy.

Xu Sisi, would you like to be my girlfriend?

If you don’t speak, I will take it as your acquiescence.

Bullying me for not being able to speak?

For a moment, I was a little confused about who was taking advantage of whom.

That.. It’s almost time. I’ll go first.

Qin yuan didn’t look at me again and turned around and went straight out of the ward.

Roar! I can see his earlobes are red! Friends, this is probably the last time our reporter will broadcast online.

My head was so good that I moved home from the hospital, and then I moved to a new house without stopping.

I got my final grades on the day I checked in, and I didn’t fail! My neighbor across the street is also your acquaintance, yes, my brother on the upper berth, but now he has a new identity, that is, my boyfriend.

I didn’t want to move in with him, but the Qin Fugui in his house is the wife of Xu Facai.

And the paparazzi are really cute in the universe! In a word, there is a serious life.

Friends, don’t worry, there is always a person in the world who missed a lot of people to meet you, so wait patiently! I knew Xu Sisi when I was in high school. She often appeared in the same examination room with me. There must be all kinds of fantastic ideas and exaggerated laughter in her place.

Every time I hear her words, I feel ridiculous, but I can’t help laughing with her.

I’m starting to pay attention to her. On a rainy Saturday in the first semester of

senior high school, she refused a boy’s confession because the calendar told her that she was not suitable for marriage. To be honest, I was very happy because of this strange reason and because she was not with anyone else.

So who should she be with?

I dare not say the answer I think. She chose liberal arts in the

second year of high school, and the science teachers who were familiar with me in the school year felt sorry, and so did I.

Summer weather is hot, Xu Sisi often find all kinds of excuses to go to the teacher’s office to stay, because there is air conditioning can blow cold wind, I expressed disdain and found all kinds of excuses to go to the teacher’s office of the liberal arts class, very hypocritical.

The Chinese teacher is sometimes very busy, so she calls Xu Sisi to teach me this problem. Admittedly, what I want her to teach is not this problem. The Parthenocissus tricuspidata

outside the window was lush and green, but it was a pity that it had not been planted for a long time and only managed to climb half of the wall. The sunlight was filtered by the green leaves and hit the girl’s face straight, reflecting the blurred light and shadow. Xu Sisi often squatted and said that from my point of view, I could see her white neck and delicate earlobes.

This is summer.

In winter, there were fewer opportunities to meet each other. She often stayed in the classroom, wearing three layers of clothes, sometimes her own, sometimes someone else’s. During the break, I thought most about how to send my clothes to their class. I also saw her once in

class. In math class, my friend touched me on the shoulder and motioned me to look out of the window. She walked alone on the lake (there was an artificial lake inside our teaching building. I was really worried about her, but she did it without a name. I spent

most of my time watching her, in the empty corner, and gradually it seemed to become a habit, from high school to college.

I know she and I signed up for the same university, but I don’t know what her major is. The day I went to school to get the yearbook, I asked a lot of people openly and secretly to know that she went to study history.

It’s hard to imagine her sitting in her room quietly translating history books. Every step of

Xu Sisi seems to fall into a place I can’t think of.

When describing her, I used too many words to express uncertainty. She seemed to be very close to me and very far away from me sometimes. She was a flickering cloud in the sky and a jade statue placed on the table.

Heard that military training is an opportunity for people from different colleges to quickly get closer to each other. I wanted to take advantage of this time to show her my heart, but I never thought that she didn’t come to the whole military training. I didn’t even have an excuse to care about her. After that, I hypocritically held a reunion of all my classmates in C University in the name of classmates.

I thought about all kinds of reasons for her illness, but I really didn’t think about eating too much. The chance of meeting

later is almost zero, but fortunately, no one has found my baby yet.

That day when I was helping my high school Chinese teacher to give Xu Sisi a gift, I happened to see a flowerpot hit her on the top of her head. I didn’t even have time to rush up and push her away. At that moment, I felt the blood of my whole body rush to the top of my head and freeze in an instant.

I don’t even know how I got her out of the pool of blood and sent her to the hospital. I only remember faintly that she was small and light in her arms, like a kitten.

She lay in the ICU for four days, and I sat on the bench outside the ICU for four days. Her parents were abroad, and when they heard that I was her classmate for three years, they gave her to me directly, and they paid for it.

I do not understand, how can there be such parents, angry at the same time is doubly distressed for her.

Doctors said she had not suffered any serious physical damage, but she did not want to wake up.

I can’t let her lie here like this all her life. She is only nineteen years old. She still has a lot of good life. There are countless people to meet and miss. There are countless beautiful scenery to enjoy and record.

The doctor said that another method could be tried to connect a person’s consciousness with her consciousness and then wake her up.

But the technology and equipment are all newly developed, and we haven’t even had time to do clinical trials, and it’s very likely that both of us will become vegetative in our lifetime.

I was very rational to foster my family’s Qin Fugui and Xu Facai in the pet shop downstairs, and changed into a set of neat clothes and lay neatly on the hospital bed. The

girl’s sleeping face is quiet, but she should not be such a person, she should always be full of vitality, like the half-wall creeper in high school.

I entered Xu Sisi’s consciousness, but I couldn’t force her to leave, otherwise it would hurt her brain stem. When I opened my eyes

again, I found myself in the palace. Xu Sisi’s consciousness constructed a world, and she trapped herself with this world.

I began to frantically search for her, from the children of the court ministers to the palace maids, or not, when I wanted to look for her in the whole world, she appeared as a eunuch.

And the champion of the whole palace. I didn’t even know there was such a competition in the palace. I can

‘t take the initiative to mention it, so I have to wait for her to find out, but she can’t recognize me when I stand in front of her every day. I

had no way to throw the key to go back, the bank card, in front of her. Everything in the world originated from Xu Sisi, including the opportunity to go back, which was also her idea. As for why it was the bank card, I wondered.

Fortunately, she still has all her memories.

I tried to get her to come up with the idea of going back through the attack method, but the more frustrated she was, the more brave she was. I was afraid that she would feel uncomfortable living with others, so I tried my best to let her live in the same room with me. I was afraid that she would not know whether she was hungry or full, so I promoted her to be a eunuch.

I can’t seem to be hard on her.

She went to sleep quickly every night, leaving me to watch her sleeping face every night. I even began to linger in the space she created so that we could live together forever. I began to tease her and arrange something less tiring but distracting for her so that I would not be found when I peeked at her.

Until she asked me about the bank card, I told the truth in a nonchalant tone, she eagerly asked me to take her back, I had mixed feelings, obviously this is my purpose, but I did not imagine happy.

I am glad that this method is feasible, and I am even more glad that I regained consciousness earlier than her, so I took the opportunity to express my love to her when she could not speak.

To my surprise, she said yes! On the surface, I kept quiet and laughed at Qin Fugui and Xu Facai all night behind my back.

She lived with me under my soft and hard bubble, not because I was impatient, but because I was afraid that something similar would happen again, and then I didn’t know if I would have that kind of luck.

Now the girl I have loved for three years is lying beside me, and I will have many three years with her.

. Focus on not getting lost ~