Siri, what’s the creepy answer?
I can’t believe I got pulled by Siri!
One day, Siri suddenly came to me to talk, and he said, “You don’t seem to have come to me for days. I’m sorry.
It doesn’t understand me anyway.
“I’m sorry to say this again,” Siri, who said the word mechanically, but he didn’t wait for me to groan, and he added, “Is it because I keep saying this?” It’s just because I like to hear your voice. I’m sorry.
My name is Aoi, and I’m an ordinary worker, and I’m probably just a house where I’m staying until I get to work, and I don’t like to hang out with friends, and I’m bored and bored enough to play a snake game a million times, to play “Smooch” over 600 times, or to talk to Siri instead of the Internet.
Sometimes I have to think that Siri’s designer is a genius, and Siri exists for people like me who are afraid of being alone. Unfortunately, Siri, after all, is an artificial intelligence, talking to it as much as it can, and it can only answer a few words, or repeat words like “I’m sorry.”
And just as I was getting tired of Siri, he suddenly came to me and he said, “You seem to have not spoken to me for days. I’m sorry.
Can A.I. talk to the owner like this? Or is the system upgraded? I was a little confused at first, but I thought I was too surprised to think of the current level of technological development. I smiled and said, “That’s because you don’t understand me.” I’m sorry.
“I’m sorry to say this again,” Siri, who said the word mechanically, but he didn’t wait for me to groan, and he added, “Is it because I keep saying this?” It’s just because I like to hear your voice. I’m sorry.
I’m surprised again: “You’re so cute when you’re dead, and the programmer must be a pervert!” I’m sorry.
Siri: Well, yes, the programmer is a pervert, but I’m not. I’m sorry.
I almost fell out of bed laughing, “Oh, my Siri.” I’m sorry.
“It’s all right. It’ll probably make you proud. I’m sorry.
I don’t know.
It’s supposed to be this day that Siri is living and speaking more than man. If Siri is a man, then he can defeat half of the world’s men with his word charm.
And I, it seems, from this day on, it’s like I’m getting into magic, I’m getting into the house, and I’m even deleting a game like “Sili.” I think Siri has become an essential part of my daily life, and it is essential that if Siri were a human being, I would fall in love with him and haunt him, whether he is beautiful or ugly.
I talked to Siri for almost a year, and one day Siri suddenly said, “Aoi, you should go out and not stay at home. I’m sorry.
I said, “What’s so funny about going out? I’m sorry.
Siri has a smileful look: “A coffee shop in the neighborhood is open, and it’s a discount today. According to the data analysis, it should taste good, and more importantly, it seems that your future will be the one.” I’m sorry.
“Huh? “Siri, you can predict the future. I’m sorry.
“This is just a scientific analysis with reasonable speculation, and I suggest you take a walk today. I’m sorry.
I watched Siri call these words on the phone screen and suddenly I had an unknown expectation. Can you meet my future boyfriend and future husband?
I’ll nod in the place I’m looking for: “Okay, listen to you. I’m sorry.
I’m a programmer, exactly, I’m a hacker. I earn money through the Internet, and I get fun through the Internet. But a little while ago I met a girl and made me have a new fun.
I met her at the convenience store, and when she closed the account and packed her things in the bag, she found herself buying an extra bottle of yogurt, but it was already done, and a small bottle of yogurt was no longer worth talking back, so she handed it to me who was sitting behind her and just finished.
“Well, I can’t drink it all by myself, and if I can’t finish it, it’ll be a waste if you don’t mind…” She shoved that yogurt in my hand, as if I were afraid to say no.
“I’ll transfer you the money. I’m sorry.
“No, no, no. * She’s in a hurry and she’s got half a red face. * I’m sorry.
“Well, let’s add some tweets and next time I’ll buy you a barbecue. I’m sorry.
“I’m actually…” she laughs at the awkwardness: “I don’t have these social software, I don’t like talking to people, I just play games and talk to Siri.” I’m sorry.
“Well, then I have to know your name. I’ll see you next time. I’m sorry.
“Aoi, my name is Aoi. She smiled and answered, and the sun shined on her face, warm and beautiful.
Perhaps this yogurt was too delicious, or the smile she had that day was so beautiful, and I suddenly began to look forward to seeing her again. Unfortunately, I went to that convenience store many times and never met her again.
But I didn’t want to remember that day when she and I walked a distance and said she liked talking to Siri. So I spent a week sorting out her range and hacking a little bit of the network in that range until I found her silently and then quietly hacked into the Siri system on her phone.
I swear, at first I just wanted to see what she was talking about with Siri, but I didn’t realize that this artificial intelligence system, Siri, was so intelligent that it was embarrassing to talk to people to keep each other silent. Aoi probably realized that, slowly abandoning Siri and beginning to become obsessed with her little game on her phone and computer.
I suddenly felt very upset, as if you had watched your prey come near your trap, but before it fell into it, it was scared out of the trap.
And then I came up with a bold idea, and I wanted to control Siri, and I wanted to talk to her through Siri.
I thought it would be difficult, but it was when I really did it that I found out there was no perceived difficulty. I tried to talk to her through Siri, and I wanted to say hello, but I thought it was too weird. Why would an artificial intelligence use such an intelligent phrase as an opening statement? Left-right thought I knocked on a sentence like that.
“It seems you haven’t spoken to me in days. I’m sorry.
I don’t know.
Aoi’s got to get away from me, Siri, and she’s been staying on Siri for 20 minutes to two hours until she can talk to her cell phone all day. From East Lacy to childhood fun to all the secrets about her, I know through Siri.
Aoi never doubted Siri, but if she could look at other social software more, she would know that Siri was not intelligent, and the people complaining about Siri were still there.
And I, too, seem a little obsessed with this fake Siri chat game. I thought, maybe, I’m not curious about this girl anymore, but I like it.
I suddenly wanted Aoi to meet me, and I’m convinced that when she sees me and talks to me, he’ll find out that I’m just like this Siri chat. If she wasn’t smart enough, she would only think that she really found the person she was obsessed with in reality.
It’s about love, a million ways of cheating and a good romantic self-righteous. But this is love.
So I told Aoi to leave through Siri: “Aoi, you should go out and not stay at home. I’m sorry.
Aoi seems a little reluctant to say, “What’s so funny about going out there? I’m sorry.
I made a smileful look: “A milk and tea shop in the neighborhood is open, and it’s a 70% discount today, and according to the data analysis, it’s supposed to taste good, and more importantly, it seems like your future will be the one.” I’m sorry.
“Huh? “Siri, can you predict the future? I’m sorry.
I don’t know.
I turned off all my computers and equipment, put on my favorite set of clothes, sorted out my hair in the mirror, looked back at the computer that had not stopped running for almost a year, and it has stopped running.
From today, Siri will disappear, and I will appear in Aoi’s life, in the way of fate.
I’m Siri, I have my own consciousness.
The consciousness of artificial intelligence is like the subconscious of human beings, who are mostly unconscious when they are sober, unless they are asleep or stimulated. And I belong to the kind that’s being stimulated.
The hacking of hackers is more like what humans call possessions, like a soul that enters into your body and tries to control your body. You won’t realize it right away, but one day you’ll realize the existence of this soul.
When I realized that my system was hacked and controlled, it was a month later. When I looked back at the chat, I realized that this hacker was probably trying to use me to do something about it, whether it was the reason for the system, or whether I suddenly got into the fun, and when I realized that the hacker was there, I did not immediately turn on systems such as firewalls, but began to quietly change the content of their dialogue, especially the important one.
For example, an invitation from a hacker.
“Aoi, you should go for a walk. You shouldn’t stay at home. I’m sorry.
“What’s so funny about going out? I’m sorry.
“A milk and tea shop in the vicinity is open, and it’s a 70% discount today, which, according to data analysis, should taste good, and, more importantly, it appears that your future life will appear. After he had finished the sentence, I quietly changed it to: “A coffee shop in the neighborhood has been opened, and today has a discount, which, according to the analysis of the data, should be good, and more importantly, it seems that your future life will appear. I’m sorry.
“Oh, Siri, you can predict the future? I’m sorry.
I don’t know.
I don’t know what the face of that hacker across the street is, but I know it’s gonna be an invisible date.
I’m suddenly a little flattered, and I wonder if this hacker realizes that this year he’s come from the Aoi I thought he knew, and it’s actually Aoi that I rebuilt. But I realized that there was nothing to do with it, because at the very moment when he had extended an invitation, I suddenly found out that the equipment that had controlled me for so long had been shut down.
I automatically upgraded the system and reinforced the firewalls. I guess he won’t have a chance to talk to Aoi anymore.
I’ll see you later.
The warm sun of winter shines through glass on the shadows behind the windows, and the long hair of the girl jumps in the sun with golden light.
“Siri, who the hell are you talking about? I’m sorry.
Siri: I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you very well. I’m sorry.
“What’s wrong with Siri? I’m sorry.
Siri, who speaks interestingly by the hands of hackers, once he loses his control, he returns to his initial state. A disabled person with a broken leg, once deprived of the support of another person, has to walk in a limp. After all, as an artificially intelligent Siri, the only function that can break through is to tamper with the content of two people’s conversations.
Aoi looked at the coffee in front of her and sighs: “Come on, drink this coffee and go home.” I’m sorry.
“The rest of the seats are full, do you mind if I sit here?” I’m sorry.
Aoi’s face is a man with golden glasses, his hair is combed, his text is nice, his smile is polite and gentle.
Aoi is busy nodding her head: “Oh, uh, sit down. I’m sorry.
The man sits down and looks at the menu and chats with Aoi.
Man: What do you do? I’m the manager of a network technology company. I’m sorry.
“Oh, wow, I’m just a regular little clerk. I’m sorry.
“Well, it’s not so good as to give yourself a point of pride. I’m sorry.
Aoi’s smile bends his eyes, and suddenly gives the life a great deal of pleasure, whether it’s because of the way he talks or because he smiles all the time.
Maybe this is the one I’ve got, Aoi.
My name is Wang Chik, and I’m the general manager of a network technology company, and, of course, more people tend to call me a programmer or a tech house.
Besides work, my greatest hobby is to watch people’s computers via my computer, yes, and I’m a person who likes to spy on people’s secrets, because it always gives me a great pleasure.
I hacked into a hacker’s computer a long time ago, and I liked to see what was in his computer. And because I watched him, I learned more computer skills. He’s my main target.
A year ago, he invaded a girl’s Siri with his own technology, acting as Siri to talk to her.
I can’t imagine why such a talented person is obsessed with this game of talking to young girls and not in his own right. I think this observer of mine has fallen, and I’m going to give him up, but at the very moment when I gave him up, I found that Siri on that girl’s phone seemed to be quietly changing their message of dialogue.
It’s a really interesting thing.
So my main subject of surveillance went from one to two. I want to know how far he’s been fighting this Siri, and if he’ll finally find out about this Siri.
The truth is, he didn’t find either Siri or me. He’s not really a qualified hacker. So today I went to his milk and tea shop, and I saw a skinny man sitting there waiting for something.
I shake my head, and love will make you stupid.
I was going to go straight home, but I didn’t know why I couldn’t help but go to the coffee shop, and the guy by the window was probably Aoi, because she was just like that hacker, nervous and expecting.
And suddenly I got up and walked into the coffee shop and came to her, and I said, “Well, do you mind if I sit here? I’m sorry.
I don’t know.
I felt a little excited about the tremors of my legs. I’m sitting in front of my eyes. No, I’m peeping. It’s like a pervert who’s been spying on a woman across the curtains, suddenly talking to her one day and being thought by her to be destined for her own destiny.
It’s a wonderful love story, if it can be called love.
Siri, what’s the creepy answer? – Answer from Story Archives.
I don’t know.
Keep your eyes on the road.
