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I’m dressed as the Picking Willow Woman! Yes, it’s the female version of the flower thief! Defile the prince, get your hands on the rich and powerful family, I am me, the cool point in the cool article, the bug in the abuse article! Tang Zheng, the prince of the regent, was captured by Tan Jiaojiao, a chivalrous woman who picked willows, and entered the bridal chamber.

Fortunately, I am the unlucky Tan Jiaojiao.

I just dozed off, and when I woke up, I found myself lying on a big bed with a very good-looking man sleeping under me! As far as the eye can see, the red candle is on the wedding table, and the incense is on top of each other.

I got up in shock, and the sharp pain in my waist made me fall down and fall on the man again.

At this moment, all the stories belonging to Tan Jiaojiao went through quickly in my mind.

This sister is not only a womanizer, but also a bold one. She is a famous willow picker in Jianghu. She specializes in catching the handsome boy who has a one-night stand. Yesterday was the day when Tang Zheng, the little prince of the Regent’s Palace, had a one-night stand with the beauty.

I didn’t have time to think about it. Before the prince woke up, I had to run away. I simply wrapped my clothes at random and walked out gently.

Take away the body of this king, and just want to walk away?

Just as I was about to open the door and go out, Tang Zheng woke up.

I breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Tan Jiaojiao’s momentum could not be lost. When I turned around, I smiled like a flower and turned into a dog’s leg: “Does Wang Ye have any orders?”?

Tang Zheng casually put on a middle coat, and his long and narrow phoenix eyes narrowed: Rumor has it that Tan Jiaojiao killed a man after playing with him? Are you soft

today? “Isn’t it a pity that

Wang Yeh’s jade figure has been ruined? It’s a long way to go in Jianghu, and we’re destined to meet again!” Then I opened the door and ran out. In

a second, I went back into the house and slammed the door. Outside the

courtyard, there was a dark guard, and rows of archers on the high platform in the distance. If I hadn’t reacted quickly, I would have been shot into a sieve by now.

“See you again, Nvxia Tan.” Tang Zheng had already got out of bed, dressed neatly, and sneered: “It seems that we are destined!” I knew I couldn’t get away, so I hit him in the face and put my foot on the stool and pretended to be arrogant: “That’s the way it is. What do you want to do? Draw a picture of it!” You mean you want to negotiate with me?

Tang Zheng seems to have a good temper: “Yes!” As if I had been granted amnesty, I licked my face and went around to him to continue to ease the atmosphere: “Yes, I’m the one who suffers from this. Proper exercise is good for your health, right?”?

What’s more, Wang Ye, you were quite happy yesterday, weren’t you? Don’t worry, I, Tan Jiaojiao, will never let you be responsible for doing good deeds without leaving a name. Before I had finished speaking, Tang Zheng suddenly put his arms around his waist and pushed him down on the table. The breath of the man

close at hand was chilling in my ears: “Do you really think that the king won’t kill you?”?

His strength was so great that I wondered how Tan Jiaojiao had stolen this fellow.

“Wang Ye, if you have something to say, just say it. We don’t have any deep hatred. We don’t have to fight to the death, do we?” “Listen!” Tang Zheng looked straight at me, so close that his lips were about to touch. “Do something for the king, and I’ll spare your life!” “No problem!” I nodded my head so hard that I almost bumped into his forehead: “As long as Wang Yeh lets me go, don’t say one thing, not even ten. It’s all up to Wang Yeh!” “In that case, don’t resist and come with me!” How dare I resist? I know how much weight I have. Compared with the skillful Tan Jiaojiao, I am a useless snack.

I nodded obediently, but Tang Zheng suddenly pressed down, and his frivolous lips touched my mouth and stood up at random.

“So much for Nvxia Tan, it’s just that this little bit of imperial skill on the bed can be circled!” Tang Zheng unremittingly wiped his mouth with a sarcastic smile: “The king thought you would fight to the death!” I blushed a little at his sudden provocation, thinking how good it would be to resist a hammer and live! But in this case, he should be able to let me go.

But before I could feel the excitement of rebirth after the robbery, Tang Zheng shouted for someone to come, and several black-clad guards rushed in and tied me up.

“Don’t change your face like that, Tang Zheng!” I was a little exasperated, and I was frightened by the speed of falling out! “You just said give me a chance..” “Yes, this is your chance!” Tang Zheng looked at me contemptuously and said, Jiang Xian, the old minister of the Ministry of War, is greedy for beauty, especially for you, Tan Jiaojiao. Today the king will give him a big gift! You must remember to bring back a black brocade box he carried with him to the king! Do you understand?

Is this a honey trap to steal something for him, or to steal an old goat? The key is that I don’t know any martial arts at all now. This is almost pushing me into the fire pit.

I just wanted to refuse, but Tang Zheng’s men didn’t give me a chance. A piece of cloth was stuffed into my mouth, and my head was covered with a black cover.

I began to twist my body desperately, trying to tell Tang Zheng that it was impossible for me to do this! Perhaps Tang Zheng felt that I was being insulted. He patted me and said, “You get the thing, get away and send it to the waterside pavilion in the western suburbs!”! You are a good man, and it is not unchaste to compensate an old man! What’s more, it’s no problem to get away with your skill. Don’t worry, the king will send someone to meet you! Don’t worry about your uncle, I roared in my heart, so I was carried to Shangshu Mansion inexplicably. On the

bed, with my hands tied behind me, I felt a trembling old man climb up, and I was scared into a cold sweat. One night

with Tang Zheng, no matter how, he is handsome and unrestrained, I do not suffer losses! But what is this old Shangshu! I really hate Tang Zheng.

I made up my mind that even if I bit my tongue to commit suicide, I couldn’t let the old guy succeed. When I was desperate, I found a knife falling out of my sleeve, which should be Tan Jiaojiao’s defensive weapon.

Just as the old man was about to untie my belt, I cut the rope and was kicked to the ground by the old man.

Say, where did you hide the little box?

I haven’t forgotten about Tang Zheng, otherwise I would be dead even if I escaped! The old man opened his mouth and wanted to shout out. I was so frightened that I took the vase and smashed it on his mouth. His face was covered with blood.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s too hard.

The old man may have been frightened by my violence, trembling and struggling to get up.

I know he has ruined a lot of good women in his life. Forget it. Just think of me as eliminating the harm for the people. I will give him another vase. The moment the

old man fainted, his hand fell down, holding a black brocade box in his hand.

Hiding in your crotch? Disgusted,

I wrapped things in a piece of cloth and ran for my life.

But this Shangshu mansion where want to go can go, I just arrived at the courtyard was surrounded by people, the son of the old Shangshu, the current Minister of War came over.

“How dare you assassinate the old man! Someone has hacked him to death!” As soon as I gave the order, seven or eight broadswords greeted me with the wind. I thought to myself, this is the end of the calf! At the moment when I closed my eyes and waited for death, a man suddenly rushed in front of me, followed by a clanging sound, and all the knives fell to the ground.

I suddenly opened my eyes, and Tang Zheng, dressed in brocade, hugged me tightly.

Little Wang Ye, what do you mean by this? Although

the minister was displeased, he was still somewhat afraid of the little prince regent. “This woman is Tan Chiao-chiao. She just beat my father seriously!” “Yes!” Tang Zheng hugged me out, and his black-clad guards immediately suppressed me.

“The king’s reputation has been ruined by this woman, and the king must take her apart with his own hands, so that he can’t survive or die!” Said Tang Zheng also regardless of Shangshu gas pig liver facial expression, so pressed me to leave.

I thought it was a little funny, but I didn’t think Tang Zheng was an excellent actor.

I gave him the black box, who knows what treasure it is, but it’s more important for me to save my life now, but Tang Zheng didn’t let it go.

Are you sure you want to go now?

I just got the news that the old minister was killed by you! If you leave my house, you will be stabbed into a hedgehog by his soldiers. I really want to give this man who is drinking tea as steady as Mount Tai a floating punch: “You cheat me!” Tang Zheng put down his teacup and gazed at me: “If you are doing something for me, I will send you to a neighboring country, far away from this place of trouble!” “Impossible! Who knows what old man you’re going to send me to!” I refused with righteous words. I’ll give you ten thousand taels of silver when

it’s done! It’s enough for you to change a man for a day! I’m not interested in men, but I still yearn for a good life of spending money like water.

I coughed and said, “Since you and I have slept together and are not outsiders, I’ll help you again, but I won’t do anything dangerous!” An imperceptible smile flickered across the corners of Tang Zheng’s mouth. He stood up and looked down at me: “The family of Du Nanshan, the richest man in Nanxuan Kingdom, has a red brocade box handed down from generation to generation. You bring it back to me!”. I am really speechless, Tang Zheng this fellow anyhow is also the power of the little prince regent, ah, how always want to do this thing.

I repeatedly shook my head and said, “This family of the God of Wealth is much more powerful than family of the Minister of War. They are all devils who kill people in the wilderness. I am powerless. Money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat. Lord, please hire someone else!” Do you think I’ll discuss it with you again?

Tang Zheng’s face turned cold and he grabbed me by the chin. The king has no patience to grind with you. If you talk nonsense again, do you believe that you can eat shit now?

Tang Zheng was so pleasant to me these times that I almost forgot his demon attribute. I was scared to fart at once and never dared to show my hair to him again.

As a result, I was tormented by seven or eight women for a whole day, and in the evening I was amazed by the woman in the mirror.

I am simply beautiful, I want to fall in love with myself, so look at those men who have been on Tan Jiaojiao is not a loss.

I didn’t notice that Tang Zheng’s eyes had never moved away from me.

I just wanted to be proud of him, sister beauty, but I was carried out by someone wrapped in a brocade quilt.

Just when I almost thought I was going to be smothered, I was finally carried to a bed.

Tang Zheng seemed to be sitting beside me and said, “Du Zhilang, the only son of Du Nanshan, comes back to the Xiaoxiang Hall every day to have fun. The king wants you to pretend to be the new top brand in the hall. He confuses Du Zhilang and asks him to invite you back to the house and steal the red brocade box!” “Take out your foxy kungfu, Tan Chiao-chiao. No man can resist it!” Tang Zheng dropped a word to close the door and leave, this fellow seems to praise me, but how can I want to hammer him to death so much! Du Zhilang was known as the black sheep of his family, and there was almost nothing he dared not do. Soon the door opened and a man came in singing a greasy ditty.

“Oh, the Hsiao-hsiang Hall has come up with something new. Let me have a look at it, Kui-niang!” The man said and lifted the quilt off my body.

I was just about to ogle like a prostitute and call her uncle, but I didn’t expect that Du Zhilang, who looked like a scholar, would kneel down on the ground and call her benefactor with a handful of snot and tears.

I was a little confused. I didn’t know until Du Zhilang said it himself. It turned out that Tan Jiaojiao had saved him once in his early years. At that time, he had not yet reached the crown. Tan Jiaojiao had a kind heart, which made Du Zhilang never forget. Later, when he learned that it was Tan Jiaojiao who saved him, Du Zhilang had always regarded me as a God. I must be so excited to

see my idol.

I played a glib tongue with personality charm completely conquered him, this fellow actually took me home directly to get the heirloom.

On the way, I found a reason not to see people without a matchmaker, and sent Du Zhilang to get the heirloom by himself. I hurried to tell Tang Zheng the good news.

Wang Ye, you didn’t cheat me this time! Du Zhilang is my fan brother! I promised him that I would marry him as long as I used the brocade box as a betrothal gift! The God of wealth is as rich as a country. It’s time for me to retire from Jianghu and enjoy life! I admit that I am talking nonsense. Marrying Du Zhilang is undoubtedly my camouflage. I want to leave the control of Tang Zheng.

I dragged a piece of rice cake and talked so much that I didn’t notice that Tang Zheng’s facial contour was stiff.

You like him?

Tang Zheng’s side face was buried in the shadows.

“It’s all right, though. He doesn’t look like a black sheep, but in fact he looks like a scholar, and he’s silly and interesting. A woman can just find someone who can love herself!”. “Marriage is not something to be trifled with!” Only then did I realize that his face was so ugly that I was surprised that Tang Zheng should be happy to get the brocade box so soon.

He must think I changed the plan on my own initiative. It

‘s not a joke. I’m thinking it over carefully. Speaking of it, Wang Yeh is still half my matchmaker. When the time comes, there must be a cup of Wang Yeh at the wedding feast! As for the brocade box, I’ll certainly help Wang Yeh get it! “Tan Chiao Chiao!” Tang Zheng suddenly shouted, “Where is this king?” Before Tang Zheng had finished speaking, Du Zhilang came back.

I quickly knocked Tang Zheng away and ran to the front of Du Zhilang. Du Zhilang told me excitedly that he didn’t get the heirloom. His father said he would give it to me personally and let me go to Du Fu to recognize his relatives.

I knew that Master Du was famous for spoiling his son. Without thinking, he jumped into the car. I didn’t see that Tang Zheng, who was standing not far behind me, had crushed the door frame.

The Du family was resplendent in gold and jade, and I saw Master Du in the dazzling main hall. Master

Du came straight to the point and said, Nvxia Tan, I don’t care about the origin of the Du family. Since my son doesn’t want you to marry him, I also agree to this marriage. But Nvxia Tan is well-informed, and my son will never get into your eyes. Has Nvxia Tan taken a fancy to the family heirloom of my Du family?

“No!” “I’m not interested in your family’s heirloom,” I said. “I’m interested in your family’s money!”! I’m tired of Jianghu. Your son is kind and prudent, and his family has a lot of money. It suits me best! Master Du burst out laughing heartily: “In that case, please treasure and sign the marriage certificate!” Then I saw the brocade box and the marriage certificate. I was so excited that I picked up my pen to sign the marriage certificate.

Searched, the marriage certificate on the table was shot on the pillar by an arrow.

Tang Zheng rushed to the front and dragged me into his arms. “Tan Jiaojiao,” he said angrily, “you dare to sign!” “Who dares to break into my house?” Master Du stood up and saw that Tang Zheng had brought a group of red-clad guards to knock down all the Greenwood masters he had hired at a high price.

“Wang Ye, what are you doing? What kind of mess are you in at the critical moment?” I roared at him in a low voice. Seeing that the brocade box was about to come to hand, what kind of madness did he have.

Tang Zheng paid no attention to me. He looked at Du Nanfeng and said, “On the day of the crown, the king and Tan Jiaojiao have entered the bridal chamber. Tan Jiaojiao is already the king’s woman. Du Nanfeng, do you want to rob people from my Regent Palace for your son?”? As soon as

Du Nanfeng heard this, he fell to his knees and said, “I don’t know if it’s the little prince who has arrived. Du is confused, ignorant, and admires the princess. That’s why I’m deceiving the king. My family is doing business, and the prince atones for his sins.” He stared at the south wind, deep eyes deep, indescribable emotions.

I quickly waved my hand to explain, old man Du, don’t talk nonsense, I’m not a princess, Tang Zheng I can’t afford to climb up! Tang Zheng clenched my wrist and turned to pull me away. It wasn

‘t until he pulled me to the waterside pavilion in the southern suburbs that I shook off his painful hand and said angrily, “Tang Zheng, what’s the matter with you?”?

You changed the plan without consulting the king?

“Tang Zheng stared at me:” Do you still have me in your eyes! Do you, a woman, know the word “shame”?

Tang Zheng, I have endured you for a long time, okay?

“I also broke out,” you make it clear, you let me steal things ah! Did you wrap me up and send me to other people’s bed again and again?

I work for you, and you call me shameless? Don’t

I want to lose face?

Besides, why do you care who I’m engaged to?

We only had sex once, not even a friend with benefits, I am at most a good-looking chess piece in your many chess pieces, but no matter how good-looking it is, it is also a chess piece! What’s wrong?

I was humiliated and insulted by you, and I quit! Then I turned around and ran out, but Tang Zheng grabbed me back as soon as he raised his hand and pressed me directly on the warm pavilion. The stormy kiss took my breath away in an instant.

Whoo, whoo. I began to struggle. Tang Zheng is too cruel. Do you want to kiss me to death. It took him a

long time to let go of me, and I took a big breath of fresh air.

When the door burst open, Tang Zheng’s bodyguard, Zhai Ying, fell to his knees with an anxious look on his face: “Master, our palace has been sealed up by the imperial guards. The emperor has given you five imperial edicts a day to enter the palace as soon as possible!” The gloom on Tang Zheng’s face flashed by and he shook off his hand and walked out.

I quickly grabbed Zhai Ying and said, “Brother, did I hear you wrong?”?

The palace was sealed?

How is that possible?

He’s a little prince regent! Zhai Ying’s face was expressionless, but I could see the anger in his eyes. In order to save you,

Wang Yeh used the Red Guards! Tan Chiao-chiao, if you have a heart, you should know what Wang Yeh is thinking! I was stunned on the spot.

I asked many times before I knew what Tang Zheng had experienced during this period.

The old regent returned to the court in triumph and died of a sudden illness. The emperor began to attack the highly prestigious Regent Palace. Tang Zheng voluntarily handed over the military power to avoid suspicion, retaining only dozens of black-clad guards, which made the emperor relax his vigilance. There were so many masters in the family of the God of

wealth that Tang Zheng transferred the hidden red guards in order to break into the mansion. All of a sudden, his strength was exposed. The emperor was furious and listed a lot of charges to seal up the Regent’s Palace.

According to Zhai Ying’s meaning, Tang Zheng exposed his hidden strength for me, but it was also Tang Zheng who put me into the mouth of others.

I suddenly couldn’t understand him, and for the first time I realized that I might have been involved in a court fight.

Tang Zheng should not see the emperor, now go back is undoubtedly a dead end, he took me out of the city. On the side of the

suburban road, a carriage blocked our way, and it was Du Zhilang who got off the carriage.

With Tang Zheng’s consent, I met Du Zhilang alone. He gave me a box, which turned out to be the red brocade box of the family heirloom.

“If the benefactor wants something outside his body, he can take it!” Then Du Zhilang gave me a salute.

Du Zhilang, a womanizer who pretends to be crazy and acts like a fool, you did it on purpose, didn’t you?

I looked at him with interest.

He smiled and said, “This is farewell. I wish you a fair and peaceful life. You will never be blessed.” Then he turned and walked away.

When I returned to the carriage with the brocade box, Tang Zheng saw the red brocade box and his face suddenly sank.

I quickly waved my hand and said, “I didn’t sign the marriage contract. It was given to me by Du Zhilang!”! I don’t know what he means, but he’s definitely not that stupid.

“Tang Zheng looked better. He took the red brocade box and said with a chuckle,” Isn’t it silly to hand this over at this time? What on earth is in

this brocade box?

I’m actually very curious.

Tang Zheng gazed at me and said, “You’d better not know. You cherish your life so much. It’s not good to know!” This thing is so dangerous, I sighed.

Wang Ye, your business.. I know all about it! What is Wang Ye going to do?

“I want to go to Lingyang and pass by the border of Beicang. You get off there. Your bags are ready for you. Ten thousand taels of silver is enough for you to spend the rest of your life!” Tang Zheng said he was going to get off.

I grabbed him and said, “Zhai Ying said you were hurt and couldn’t ride a horse.” Tang Zheng also did not look at me, throw the sleeve to get out of the car, beat the horse to raise the whip and go.

We traveled day and night, and finally a week later he put me in Jiaxing Pass. To be honest, I was in a very complicated mood this week. Before he

left, Tang Zheng gave me a Xuanlong Ling, and then tucked me in a sachet: “a man doesn’t deserve this thing. I’ll leave it to you. It won’t be in vain for you and me!” I looked at Tang Zheng riding a horse galloping, clothes floating background, I actually have a kind of impulse to catch up.

But I held back. I knew I had no reason to follow him. The road

ahead of him is full of dangers, and I can only be a burden to him.

I put the sachet on the tip of my nose and smell it. It smells good.

All right, Machiavellian gold and jade is not suitable for me, I decided to appreciate the great rivers and mountains of Nanxuan country.

I walked through eighteen provinces, and the prestige of Nvxia Picking Willows made me unimpeded, but whenever I met an enemy seeking revenge, I showed the order of Xuanlong, and all of them were saved. It

was not until three months later, when I showed my token again, that I was arrested by a group of officials. I didn’t know that something had happened to Tang Zheng.

It was said that he was going to rebel and be seriously injured, and when he was better, he was escorted back to Beijing to die.

Hearing the news, my heart suddenly felt painful. I couldn’t imagine that the high-spirited man would sit in a cage in prison clothes.

I want to fly to Tang Zheng’s side to see how he is, but now I clay Bodhisattva cross the river, because of the problem of Xuanlong order, I was classified as Tang Zheng’s accomplice, and I will be beheaded. When I had

no way out, the door of the prison opened, and the head of the prison came in. Without saying a word, he opened the chains on my body and took me out. In

a small house, the head of the prison said with an expressionless face, “You don’t have to ask me why. You just have to say where did this Xuanlong Ling come from?”?

If you still found it, I’ll send you back to prison! I didn’t know whether he was a friend or an enemy, so I simply told him the truth: “Tang Zheng gave it to me!” The head of the prison, Suo Mei, said, “Are you Tan Jiaojiao, the woman who picks willows?”?

“True or False!” The head of the prison suddenly stood up and said, “Tomorrow morning I will send you out of the city as far as possible. Since the young master is willing to give you this order, I want you to be safe for the rest of your life!” The word “princess” made me feel distressed. I grabbed him and said, “This elder brother, I won’t go!”! You work for him, right? How is he now,

I wonder?

“Waiting to die!” “Impossible, he’s Tang Zheng!” I was so anxious that I said, “You have to save him. Oh, yes, isn’t there the five dragon seals?”?

The Five Dragon Seals can save him! The brocade box that Tang Zheng asked me to steal is called Wulong Seal. I also heard about it during my trip. When the king of Nanxuan ascended the throne of God after the civil uprising, he followed his five forces to hide incognito in Nanxuan. It is said that he can mobilize the whole country’s hermit military forces after putting it together.

But the words “Five Dragon Seals” brought tears to the old man’s eyes: “The young master has only collected three seals. Apart from the golden dragon seal in the emperor’s hand, there is still one. No one can get it!”. Where is it?

You tell me! I don’t know where the ambition comes from, after all, I got two five dragon seals.

That night I chatted with the head of the prison until the gate opened at dawn. I was sent out of the city and went straight to Lingnan Mountain. The head of the prison could not kneel down to my back.

The last water dragon seal, in Lingnan Mountain, the head of the prison said that no one got it, because it was in the hands of a group of vicious carefree people.

The so-called Xiaoyao people, in fact, do not belong to the official management of Nanxuan, nor to the non-governmental organizations, these people do not worship the emperor, do not believe in gods and Buddhas, so no one can order them to hand over the seal.

But this is the only chance for Tang Zheng to turn over the cards. I buckled the mountain gate, was pressed to the mountain by the minions, and saw the Xiaoyao King with a big mask.

In the face of this group of extremely vicious people, I burst out the name of the chivalrous woman Tan Jiaojiao, did not expect not only did not calm them, but attracted the sword unsheathed. What kind of heroes are

you men who bully a woman?

I breathed a sigh of relief. How could this group of people not be close to the legendary Yi Bo Yuntian. There’s no place to find a

broken iron shoe. Tan Jiaojiao, have you forgotten me?

King Xiaoyao pulled off his mask, revealing a horrible face full of scars.

When I was crowned, you took me away, but you thought I wasn’t as handsome as I was in the legend, so you messed up my face with a knife! Tan Chiao-chiao, I’ve never seen such a vicious woman as you! “Put her Ling Chi to death and avenge the king..” “Kill her, kill her..” Shouting ShaSheng a wave higher than a wave, my brain buzzing, this Tan Jiaojiao can do this kind of thing, is really too impersonal.

But how can I be so unlucky to take the blame for her! I fell to my knees and said, “Your Majesty, I can do whatever you want. Can you do me a favor?”?

I held my head high. “I need five dragon seals!” King Xiaoyao laughed and said, “Tan Jiaojiao, how dare you ask me for help when you come to me?”? Can

we put aside our grudges?

“I’m going to spit out a lotus flower:” The old prince regent was wronged to death. This emperor is not a man, and he still wants to harm other people’s sons. How pitiful the little prince is! You say that if there is no Tang family in charge, then the three countries of Beicang, Dongyang, and Xiyun will come, and it won’t be the common people who will suffer! For the sake of all the people in the world, and for Your Majesty’s sake, you must also save Tang Zheng! The audience was completely silent, and Xiaoyao Wang lowered his face to look even more frightening: “Who are you, Tang Zheng?”?

Sleep once, you can rest assured that I hate him very much, you see you hate me, I hate him, you two are not good friends?

“I need a reason!” I like him, okay?

I suddenly stood up, feeling that all the impatience, grievance, and worry in this short time had turned into anger and rushed to my throat. I like him, especially. You’re not going to kill me, are you?

If he dies, we can fly together. How can you make me happy if you hate me so much?

So you must save him, save him! “In that case!” King Xiaoyao suddenly threw down a dagger and pointed it at me. “If you scratch your face with your own hands, I will go out and save your sweetheart myself!” I grasped the knife, my heart was beating, and the blade was so sharp that it met my pale face.

I know I’m really going to die here this time. Disfigurement or something can save Tang Zheng. It should be a good deal. Whether

I trust this Xiaoyao King or not, I will die. In that case, I will gamble. As soon as

I gritted my teeth, I grabbed the knife and cut myself in the face.

Bang! The knife was blown away by the sharp blade, and then I was held in a warm embrace.

This familiar taste, I looked up, and sure enough, a proud Tang Zheng appeared in front of me.

There is no shadow of abjection, but it is more handsome than before. Surprised and overjoyed,

I asked, “What’s going on?”?

Tang Zheng wiped my face with his sleeve and said, “I promised my brothers to test you, but I didn’t expect them to play!” After that, I fully understood that Tang Zheng was the real Xiaoyao King, and he released false news that he was seriously injured and imprisoned in order to paralyze the enemy.

I was completely angry, and the rest of my life after the robbery saw Tang Zheng’s excitement swept away. In the room, I hammered him.

Is it fun?

I’m worried to death. It’s a pity you’re not going to be an actor. Tang Zheng, you bastard.. I opened the door and ran out, a pair of big hands from my back tightly into the strong embrace. For the first time,

I heard Tang Zheng say in a gentle tone, “Baby, I miss you so much..” My whole body is like electricity, from three months after the separation, I almost dream of Tang Zheng every day, I am not a fool, I guess he moved the mind, but I know how much weight I have, the relationship between heaven and earth, this idea is not acceptable.

So most of what annoys me now is that he cheated me to show his innocence, and I lost face, okay! But now I appreciate the rare tenderness of this man, and I am really a little overwhelmed.

“I’m just a chess piece for Wang Yeh. When I’m happy, I use it to test and have a good time.” “Tan Chiao Chiao!” When Tang Zheng moved me here, his eyes and eyebrows were full of impatience. “Quit while you’re ahead. You’re going to be disfigured for me. What are you going to do?”. Speaking of this, I blushed like honey, and immediately I was furious: “You have the nerve to say that I know you are seriously injured and you are scared to death..” “This time the king is wrong!” Tang Zheng picked me up and said, “It’s just that there are more important things at the moment than arguing about right or wrong!” Sometimes I feel that Tang Zhengxin is really great. He is still wanted all over the country. Here he can embrace the beauty with all his heart. When I got up

the next day, I asked Tang Zheng, “When are you going to fight?”?

“Tang Zheng was stupefied:” What uprising? Aren’t

you going to rebel?

“Tang Zheng looked at me like a fool.” Do you believe it? It

may be the first time that I have paid both physically and mentally. Tang Zheng told me the final plan.

It turned out that he collected five dragon seals just to make a deal with the emperor.

He offered the right to threaten the emperor in the end, and the emperor promised to let the regent’s palace go.

This surprised me, because Tang Zheng’s character is not like a man who is afraid of death. I learned from Zhai Ying that the focus of the original deal with the emperor was to let go of the generals and brothers who followed the regent through life and death.

I am relieved, unconditionally support Tang Zheng’s decision, and even feel that he has become Tang Zheng’s woman, after all, his men began to call me Princess.

I followed him back to the capital and went to a side hall in a muddle. The hall was empty and dignified. I felt that this should not be the place where I came as a woman, not to mention that I had a bad reputation.

Tang Zheng told me that he would come to pick me up after dealing with the emperor, but when I waited for the sun to set, Tang Zheng did not appear.

I had a bad feeling that the door creaked open and a handsome man in a bright yellow dress came in.

No need to think, this should be Tang Zheng’s cousin, the emperor of Nanxuan, Tang Xun. Are you

Tan Chiao-chiao?

He opened his mouth with the dignity of a superior. “I can’t give you any status. After all, you are too famous outside, but I will give you a lifetime of glory!” “Wait!” I have the rhythm of being on the wrong channel. “Your Majesty, are you kidding me?”? Didn’t

Tang Zheng tell you?

“The emperor laughed,” From today on, you’re with me! ” Is the emperor joking with me?

I stepped back nervously. “Tang Zheng can’t lie to me!” My cousin is much greater than you think! For the sake of his family, country and the world, for the sake of his brothers of life and death, power, money and even life can be abandoned, what can a woman not sacrifice?

I don’t believe it! Ten thousand don’t believe! I want to see Tang Zheng! We need it now! I was too lazy to talk to him, so I ran out, but he caught me back.

Ninety-five Zun also showed an expression full of hostility: From childhood to adulthood, he was stronger than me everywhere, but so what? All the people in Nanxuan were mine. Uncle Lao Wang died, and the trees fell apart. Tang Zheng had a magic spell of loyalty to the monarch and patriotism on his head, and he couldn’t untie it?

Are you the woman he loves?

I want not only your people, but also your heart! “In your dreams!” I struggled with all my strength and shouted, “With your big heart, you don’t deserve to be an emperor!”! I walked through the eighteen counties of Nanxuan, and all I saw were the sufferings of the people! Where did you force Tang Zheng? He never thought of rebellion. Don’t you feel guilty?

“” Ha ha ha! I am really mad! Tang Xun finally revealed that he did not belong to the land king’s crazy state. “I’m talking to you, a Jianghu slut, about the country!”! Tang Zheng does not reverse, because I Jinlong seal in hand, he can not reverse! This time he gave me the other four seals of the five dragons. There is no one in the world who can threaten me! So, where exactly is Tang Zheng?

I really don’t want to say another word to this man.

“Don’t worry, I won’t kill him. Tang Zheng will spend the rest of his life in prison!” As soon as the emperor grabbed my skirt, he said, “If you resist the decree, I will immediately give Tang Zheng death!” “You are the most disgusting emperor I have ever seen!” With tears in my eyes, I opened his dirty hands and untied his coat with my own hands.

I can’t watch Tang Zheng die, even if he really gives me to this dog emperor.

When the emperor’s dirty hands were about to touch my body, a sharp arrow came through the window and hit the table with a thump.

Random outside chaos, someone shouted: “Your Majesty, not good, assassins into the palace…” The emperor hurriedly turned around and opened the door of the hall. He caught the eunuch on the ground and said angrily, “What’s the matter?”?

“Regent, Wang Yeh and his men are about to invade the Tianqin Palace..” The emperor’s hand visibly trembled. He pointed back at me and said in a cold voice, “Take her with you. I’d like to see what Tang Zheng is going to do!” I was taken into the Tianqin Hall and saw Tang Zheng dressed in golden armor and black gold. He seemed to be emaciated. Somehow, after seeing him, even if I had a knife in my throat, my heart was indescribably peaceful.

Seeing me, Tang Zheng’s eyes could not be moved any more until the emperor reached the throne, and all the civil and military officials in the hall were silent.

Bold Tang Zheng, you should be in deep prison at the moment, breaking into the palace in the middle of the night. Are you trying to rebel? The great eunuch

standing at the foot of the throne gave an angry rebuke for the emperor. Only then did

Tang Zheng look at the throne, pulled out the sword in his hand and cut off the head of the big eunuch without hesitation. An official in the Golden Palace was scared to pee his pants.

The emperor turned pale and clenched his fist. “How dare you kill your companion?”? “

This old dog has spread cholera all over Tianxuan. Brother Huang, you have completely changed!” When the blood on Tang Zheng’s sword was not yet dry, he said in a loud voice, “You have listened to slander and believed in treachery. Nanxuan has been made a weak place by you from a powerful country with four mirrors. Tang Xun, you are the sinner of Tianxuan!” Tang Zheng’s voice trembled a little. “You are also my enemy, Tang Zheng. Did you kill my father?”?

Your own uncle! You poisoned my mother. You killed too many people! You are also a sinner of my Tang family! My eyes were a little red, and I looked at him with heartache, but he didn’t look at me.

“Shut up!” The emperor patted the throne and said, “It’s high-sounding. When you made a deal with me, you made a vow that the sky would not fall and the earth would not sink, and that Tang Zheng would not rebel!”! What are you doing now?

“I promised to hand over military power so that the 3,000 generals and 300,000 soldiers who followed me could continue to defend the country and continue to fight for it!” “I promised to get rid of the imperial vein so that the common people would be free from the pain of labor and be at peace!” “I promised to gather the five dragon seals for you in order to completely let you put aside your grudges, be close to the virtuous and distant from the villains, and return to the way of being a monarch!” “But what have you done?” The sword in Tang Zheng’s excited hand made a sound of contention.

“You have slaughtered and dispatched the imperial soldiers who have followed me through life and death, you have deposed the officials of Qingming, you have enslaved and oppressed the people of Tianxuan, you have put me into a deep prison, and the whole Regent Palace will never see the light of day!” “All these things I wanted to do in prison to show my ambition and give you the final alarm bell,” said Tang Zheng. He lowered his head and suddenly raised it again. He pointed his hand at me, but his eyes were about to tear the emperor to pieces. “But you did it to my woman? Remember,

Tang Hsun, if you lay a finger on her, I’ll chop you up and make you a fetid emperor who will be dismembered through the ages! “Your Majesty, the secret sentry of our imperial guards has been killed by the recluse, and all over the country have risen up and responded to the little prince under the banner of the regent..” A bodyguard ran to report with a flying pigeon.

“Reverse, reverse!” The emperor jumped up from the throne, “Ha ha ha, Tang Zheng, you are for a woman, do you really want to oppose me?”?

After all, you’d better covet my world! “I want my woman, and of course I want the world!” Tang Zheng glanced at me with a soft light in his eyes. “Tan Jiaojiao, would you like to be my queen?”?

I’m already crying, and this is when I should say out loud that I do, the perfect shocking and touching proposal ceremony! But the emperor will never do so, as Tang Zheng’s snake seven inches, I must experience life and death.

“I can’t!” I choked up and shook my head. “I have no feelings for you, Tang Zheng. Whether you are an emperor or a prince has nothing to do with me. I just want to live now, but I don’t want to die!” Tang Zheng, hate me, hurry up, even if you have a little bit of hesitation, the emperor can not threaten you! The emperor burst out laughing: “See, Tang Zheng, your deep feeling is just a joke!”! For the sake of a dissolute woman, did you turn against me?

Joke! Big joke! In that case, I will let you see your woman die in front of you! Do it! Grasping my bodyguard knife obviously moved down, I knew that in a few seconds, I might be decapitated, such a short time I had no time to say goodbye to Tang Zheng.

But at that moment I felt an unprecedented burst of strength from the depths of my body. I leaned back subconsciously and grabbed the guard’s knife wrist with one hand and suddenly turned.

Clang, clang, clang! The weapon fell to the ground, and the bodyguard fell to the ground.

I opened my hands and was surprised to find that Tan Jiaojiao’s kung fu had miraculously come back! Tang Zheng rushed over and pierced the guard’s throat with a sword, holding me behind him. With a loud cry,

the emperor took out five seals and said, “Tang Zheng, the Five Dragons Order is here. All the recluse military forces in the world will capture the king and escort him!”! Even if I die, you will be cut to pieces! “The Five Dragon Seals heard the order. Tang Zheng betrayed the country and killed the emperor. Tan Jiaojiao, a demon, rebelled against the emperor and protected the country by reclusive military forces. The two were executed by Ling Chi!” The emperor said, holding up the seal of the merger, but there was no warning sign in the sky.

The emperor immediately went into a panic and said, “Tang Zheng, how could you cheat me with a fake five-dragon seal?”?

The black guards immediately caught the emperor and seized the five seals.

The emperor suddenly guffaw: “Tang Zheng, you win, but you will lose your beloved woman forever, I have poisoned her, Jiangshan beauty, beauty Jiangshan!”! Do you want rivers and mountains or beauties? Distress, distress.. With that, the emperor’s head touched the pillar and bled to death. In the eighth year

of Yongjia, Hongqi Emperor Tang Xun died of sudden illness, and the new emperor Tang Zheng succeeded to the throne and changed to yuan Taiping.

To tell you the truth, I fainted after Tang Xun died. When

I woke up, Tang Zheng almost cried his eyes red.

This poison is not fatal in the short term, but it needs to take medicine in the special environment of Lingnan Mountain Tianchi. I will not die, but I can never leave Lingnan Mountain.

Tang Xun is very cruel. His so-called choice is really painful. At the beginning of

the new country, the political situation was unstable, and Tang Zhengdu did not sleep for three days and three nights! A man like him must not leave the court, and I will not allow him to leave, otherwise I will be the sinner of the whole world, and I will despise myself. Three days before I

left the capital, Tang Zheng held me tightly for a long time and refused to let go.

“Tang Cheng, I just want to ask you a question!” I looked up at him. “Above the Golden Palace, you said you thought about suicide?”? Is

this true?

Tang Zheng thought for a moment and nodded. Seeing the expression of pain on my face, he hurriedly explained, “I was extremely disappointed, too. I was disheartened at that time!” “One more thing!” I stepped back and said, “Let me ask you, when you made a deal with Tang Hsun, didn’t you ever think that he would go back on his word and forcibly occupy me?”?

Tang Zheng opened his thin lips lightly, but did not open his mouth. He just nodded his head deeply.

“You sleep alone tonight!” I snapped the door shut. “Explain this to me tomorrow!” The world dare to do this to the emperor, it is estimated that there is no second person to pick out.

When Tang Zheng left, I saw the back of him from the crack of the door. He was dressed in black and gold, and his clothes were floating. He was full of imperial spirit. He was really handsome to the extreme.

But I have to go. It was not until he disappeared from sight that I realized that the tears had burst silently.

That night, I left without saying goodbye. I really couldn’t imagine the scene of parting with Tang Zheng.

Quietly left, for him, for me is good! Tang Zheng belongs to the whole Nanxuan Kingdom.

And I only belong to Lingnan Tianchi.

Two years later.

Tianchi is really beautiful. I recuperated here and gained two pounds. I also made a little friend, Stone, the son of the woodcutter, who often came to see me. Tang Zheng hasn’t been here once in

the past three years. I wonder if he has forgotten me.

I don’t miss Tang Zheng so much now. It’s much better than when I first came. Sometimes I won’t think of him for ten days and a half months. After all, the days I just started thinking about day and night are really not human.

One day, when I was drinking tea in the house, I heard the stone shouting outside the door.

“Sister Chiao-chiao, something big has happened. We’ve changed the emperor!” What?

I was so scared that my tea spilled all over the floor. I quickly opened the door. My first reaction was that something had happened to Tang Zheng. “What’s the situation? You tell me..” As a result, I saw Tang Zheng, dressed in a jade robe, standing in front of my room with his hands behind his back.

I slammed the door and felt my heart jump out.

What’s going on?

Are you dreaming?

Then he heard an opening outside the door: “Here, Nvxia, I’ve come to return your things!” It’s him! “What do you owe me?” I cried, feeling my throat tighten?

“” An explanation! I once made a mistake and was punished by you to sleep in the study for two years! I leaned against the wooden door and said, “Then explain to me!” I just wanted to give you what you wanted, and you would be happy! Even if Tang Hsun wants you, he can keep you glorious forever. He looks pretty good, too. I think it’s good if you can be happy. What a fart! I worship money in your eyes, don’t I? As long as

it’s a man, right?

I laughed at him.

But I can’t stand the thought that he might touch you! So I did it wrong, so I walked out of prison! I choked and tears fell silently. After a long

silence, Tang Zheng raised his voice outside the door.

You’re a beautiful man. Tang Hsun is good-looking, but not as good as me! Therefore I have made myself my betrothal. “You love money, and being a concubine or a concubine is not as good as me giving you thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, so I hire you with rivers and mountains!” Nvxia Tan Jiaojiao, would you like to be my wife and walk with me through these four great rivers and mountains?

I couldn’t bear it any longer. I suddenly pushed the door open and pounced on the smiling man.

“I can’t leave Tianchi, and I can’t see the world with you.” He patted me on the back. “I’ve found a cure for you. You can walk with me in this world!” I looked up at him and said, “Are you no longer the emperor?”? What about

the country?

“Tang Hsun’s son is the regent. Although he is small, he is a wise ruler, not to mention that he has Du Zhilang to assist him!” “You have a broad heart, but you shouldn’t eat or use the land. Why don’t we change the betrothal gift, such as gold or something like that?” “Lady, now there are more important things to do than betrothal gifts.” Tang Zheng picked me up and slowly stepped into the wooden house. The

door slammed shut, leaving only the splendor of the white clouds and the splendor of the universe.

. Focus on not getting lost ~