Do you have any good silly novels? -Zhihu (2)

Do you have any good silly novels?

I sat on the edge of the bed and lit a cigarette skillfully. “Don’t be sad, I will be responsible for you.”. The man lying in bed

at the moment is going to cut off my kidney to save his scheming white moonlight dog man.

Thirty-six stratagems are the best. I won’t play with you! I sat on the edge of the bed and lit a cigarette skillfully: “Don’t be sad, I will be responsible for you.”.

The man lifted the quilt to reveal his cold face and strong jaw line. His thin lips were slightly raised. With an evil smile, he stretched out his slender index finger and raised my chin. Woman, do you want to get my attention in this way?

Uh?

“I moved his hand away quietly.” Oh, no, it’s not.. ” God knows that in order to save one of my kidneys, I am racking my brains to make this man hate me and wish he would throw me to Africa in anger! I never dreamed that one day I would become the mother and daughter protagonists of my overbearing CEO article, The President Finally Regrets.

Coming to this strange world, I can only rely on the advantage of the plot prophet to survive.

Half a month later, the hero Zhao Tinghao’s white moonlight Qin Zihan will come back. If I remember correctly, the next day after he came back, he dug up the heroine, that is, I, Qin Yuwei, a kidney. Leng Xuan, the second man of the spare tire, secretly took me away from the operation. The most important thing

right now is to find a way to save my kidney.

I suddenly had a brainwave, since Leng Xuan has the ability to take me away, it is better to go now.

But now do not know where to find him, my intestines are almost regretful, why not give Leng Xuan a home address?

It seems that we can only ask for more luck now.

Immersed in worry, I suddenly remembered that Lin Huiru, a popular actress, was coming today. My memory told me that she had deliberately come to find fault and deliberately fell down the stairs to frame me.

According to the current situation, I can only hide.

But this is Zhao Tinghao’s territory, no matter where I hide, he can find me.

After thinking about it, I decided to stay in the toilet.

Look at this time, Lin Huiru should be coming soon. I stuck it behind the toilet door and listened carefully. There was really movement outside.

Tinghao, I miss you.

By the way, I heard Yuwei is here. Why is there no one here?

When I heard her mention me, my conditioned reflex was to step back and kick down a bottle of Mr. Wham. I was so frightened that I decided to strike first: “Huiru, I’m going to the toilet!” “Qin Yuwei, how long are you going to stay in the toilet? It’s already been an hour!” I’m, I’m constipated. It took

another twenty minutes, and there was no reason to go on, so I had to open the door and come out.

Lin Huiru pretended to ask me if I was uncomfortable. I glanced at Zhao Tinghao and saw that he still had a cold face.

I replied, “It’s just hemorrhoids. It hurts.”.

Zhao Tinghao sneered, Where did you get hemorrhoids?

My face turned red, and Lin Hui-ju’s face turned white.

I have never regretted creating a venomous character setting for the man as I do now.

Lin Huiru pretended to care about me calmly and took my arm and said she wanted to go to my room to have a look. It’s

on, she’s on! I shook my head like a rattle. “No, no, no, we’ll just talk on the first floor. There’s no need to go to my room.”.

But she insisted on going, and Zhao Tinghao said, “Look, I have a lot of meat.”.

I was so anxious that I was sweating and quick-witted. “Then go, as long as you don’t mind the posters of naked men hanging in my room.”.

Let me tell you, that’s the best. I have to fall asleep every night looking at the abdominal muscles and big chest muscles all over the wall.

Zhao Tinghao’s sharp eyes shot over, more lethal than Ultraman laser.

In order to maintain the image of a pure and beautiful girl in front of Zhao Tinghao, Lin Huiru finally gave up visiting the second floor.

I was relieved to have dodged a bullet.

This period of time to get rid of Lin Huiru, and spend a few days to fight Zhao Tinghao’s other Yingying Yanyan, finally the White Lotus King Qin Zihan to come back.

I was at my wits’ end and had a poor appetite. I only ate two bowls for dinner. Zhao Tinghao asked me, “What’s wrong with you?”? I have a pain in my

kidney. After

the meal, I lay down early, but I tossed and turned for most of the night and realized a truth: people still have to save themselves.

Maybe I thought too much last night. After I got up, it was close to noon. Zhao Tinghao went to the company early in the morning. The servants were all Zhao Tinghao’s eyes. I quietly came to the door of the villa and took out a lot of keys stolen last night.

Hum, I’ll try one by one. I don’t believe I can’t open it.

I was about to open the door, shit, I forgot it was a combination lock! By the way, the password! I am the author, and no one knows the password better than me! I excitedly pressed: 123456Didi, and the door opened. The first thing

I came out was to go to the vegetable market, thinking along the way that people and pigs are mammals, so human kidney and pig kidney should be similar.

So I immediately decided to buy a pork kidney.

I took the pig kidney to XX hospital and found the chief surgeon who wanted to dig my kidney.

He smiled and said to me, “We doctors don’t accept gifts from our patients.”.

No, doctor, you misunderstood. Have you ever seen anyone give a pig kidney as a gift?

“I leaned close to him and whispered,” The night after tomorrow I will be sent here with another woman. The woman claims to have a kidney transplant. In fact, she is very healthy and has nothing wrong with her. The purpose is just to dig out my kidney. So I want to ask you not to really remove my kidney, and then pretend that this pig kidney is mine to show to an invincible and handsome man.

Finally, I went home and fried it with some scallions, and it was very fragrant! He took the pig’s kidney, nodded seriously, turned to dial the phone, lowered his voice and did not know what to say. After

hanging up the phone, he asked me not to move here, and soon I was taken to the psychiatric department by their hospital security.

“No, I’m not sick. You’ve got the wrong guy!” It was Zhao Tinghao who brought me out. I didn’t want to see his eyebrows wrinkled into a bar chart, nor did I want to pay attention to the emotions distributed into a fan-shaped chart in his eyes.

I can’t wait to find a crack in the ground to get in. It’s really humiliating to throw it into grandma’s house. I want to hide. Driving a one-handed Ferrari to 250 miles,

he turned his head and joked, “How about a pork kidney with onions tonight?”?

“I twisted his forearm several times.” Get out. As soon as

we got back to that villa, we found a couple of suitcase, and I told them that something was wrong when a woman with bright eyes, a delicate face, and a graceful figure came down from upstairs.

I immediately guessed that this person was Qin Zihan, the second vicious woman.

Coming, or coming. The wheel of

the overbearing President Wen’s routine rolled over mercilessly.

Forget it, let’s eat more pork kidney tonight, and make up for it.

Qin Zihan came back, I sat at the head of the bed at a loss, according to the plot development, tomorrow is the day to dig the kidney.

Suddenly, I was so excited that I forgot that Zhao Tinghao would spend a beautiful night with her tonight because of his guilt towards Qin Yuwei.

I don’t want it! Without waiting for me to think about how to deal with it, Zhao Tinghao had already opened the door and came in.

At this moment, I regret giving the man right to enter and exit freely.

Not surprisingly, he only wore a bathrobe, showing off his big chest muscles and eight-pack abdominal muscles.

This figure is really hot. Ah, Bah! What time is it? Calm down! Calm down! He screwed up his brows, his expression was full of guilt, and he darted over and hugged me. As

I struggled, he said in a hoarse voice, “Woman, you’re playing with fire!” I immediately petrified and swallowed saliva: “I can spray water, let’s go to save grandpa.”.

“He smiled.” What do you think you can do?

“Ah ah ah!”! What did I just say?

Withdraw, withdraw! With all my strength, I put my foot on his abdominal muscles to force us apart: “You let me slow down, slow down.”.

He finally released me and looked at me with amusement.

In this case, unless you tie him up, tonight is absolutely. Yeah, just tie him up! I gritted my teeth and threw caution to the wind.

Tinghao, let’s play something exciting today. I’ll find a rope first. At first

he was stupefied, and then he had the expression of a little girl, “You are quite on the road,” which was very interesting.

When I found the rope, we got into an argument about who to tie up.

This guy eats soft and doesn’t eat hard, so I just softened down and said, “No, I want to play tonight.”. Only then did

Zhao Tinghao regress. I tied him up with a smirk, and made a solid clasp at the end of the rope.

He lay on his back on the bed waiting for me to come, with a death-defying face.

I laughed and threw the quilt over him.

“Qin Yuwei, I warn you!” He tried to suppress the anger that he wanted to spurt out.

“Who gave you sperm on the brain and a lady-killer on the body? Humph!” I sat on the sofa beside me, crossed my legs, drank Italian handmade coffee, and looked at him quietly.

He started to wriggle, probably trying to untie the rope.

I laughed. “Chrysalis, then chrysalis.”.

“Qin Yuwei!” He struggled for a long time, and finally stopped moving and went straight to sleep.

Zhao Tinghao also can not toss out any tricks, I relax, can not withstand the rolling attack of sleepiness, fell asleep. Sleep

until dawn, Zhao Tinghao is no longer in bed, leaving only a rope. How did

he untie it?

I dare not say, I dare not ask.

I stretched and walked downstairs and saw Qin Zihan sitting on the sofa, as if she were the hostess of the house.

As I recall carefully, there will be another high-energy scene here.

Qin Zihan looked at me with a smile and said, “Sister, we haven’t talked for a long time.”.

If I remember correctly, she’s going to make a big move! Just as I was about to hide back, I never thought she would grab me and look at me with a pair of watery eyes.

If it were anyone else, she would have been deceived by her appearance. Li Ma, the

servant, passed by with a plate of mangoes in her hand and said, Madam, the president has ordered you to go out today so that you can have some time to talk with Miss Tzu-han.

I ***ing.. Now only soldiers to will block, water to earth.

So I sat stiffly with Qin Zihan.

“Sister, Zihan has really missed you in the past few years when she went abroad.” She began to speak hypocritically. It’s

really my character. It’s very green tea.

My mind is full of time counting, watching the pointer across 12.. Here comes the high-energy scene.

Qin Zihan suddenly sat down on the ground and looked at me with tears in her eyes. “Sister, what did Zihan say wrong? Why did she push me and hit me?”? Zhao Tinghao, who

came back to get the company documents, happened to see this scene. With his long legs, he rushed up and held Qin Zihan in his arms. He stared at me fiercely. His eyes were full of anger: “Qin Yuwei, you just can’t tolerate Zihan!” How to break this situation?

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？ On second thought,

I realized that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get rid of the bully.

I slapped myself hard in the face: “I am not a man, I deserve to die!”! I am a vicious woman, and I despise myself! I have a rotten heart! I pretended to wipe away my tears: “I can’t forgive myself, and you can’t forgive me either!”! I have no face to continue to live here, nor to face you. I

am a sinner, and I will go now, and you will not keep me. As soon as Chin Tzu-han heard that I was leaving, her eyes lit up. With an understanding look on her face, she turned to General Manager Ba and said, “Since my sister is determined to leave..” It’s not that easy.

The bully looked down at me. “I’m going to leave you here to atone for your sins!” I Not only did the plan fall through, but I was also locked in the room by Zhao Tinghao. In

the evening, suddenly, with a bang, the door of my room was kicked open, and two black-clad bodyguards rushed in to hold me and left. They

‘re gonna take me out for a kidney.

I struggled and kicked and hit, but the two big men were not moved.

“Elder brother, I am already very pitiful. Don’t send me to the slaughterhouse!”! If anything happens to me, you’ll be accomplices! “Shut up and talk to the CEO!” They had a fierce look in their eyes.

I felt their muscles as hard as iron, and I was so frightened that I had to shut up.

If they get angry, they may just wrap me up in a Swiss roll suitcase and pull me away.

After a while came to the XX hospital, Zhao Tinghao has been waiting at the door. Think

carefully, Qin Yuwei in the plot is actually not aware of, because so far the bully has not personally said to dig her kidney.

I clenched my fist secretly, so let’s gamble.

I squeezed out two tears and pretended to be worried and weak. “Tinghao, I heard that Zihan is sick. I want to see her.”.

The two big men were stupefied. It turned out that a woman’s change of face was really as fast as the legend. Zhao Tinghao and

I came to Qin Zihan’s ward, where she was lying on the bed with an intravenous drip. Crying,

I rushed up and grabbed Qin Zihan’s hand with tears in my eyes. “My good sister, what’s wrong with you?”?

Qin Zihan smiled, “Sister, it’s my kidney..” What, she wants to bring up the kidney thing?

Stop her! I sat down on the floor, covered my stomach and cried, “It hurts so much, my kidney hurts so much!” Qin Yuwei, the kidney is not there.

The overlord said out of the blue.

I was stunned. How could I make such a low-level mistake carelessly?

Calm down, the more this time, the more calm.

I glanced at him faintly. “The pain has moved.”.

Zhao Tinghao and Qin Zihan looked at each other.

As if to say, “What’s going on?”? How do

I know what’s going on? Trembling,

I took out from my pocket the Shenbao I had prepared for a long time. With trembling hands, I poured out half a bottle of Shenbao tablets. Oh, no, the milk tablets were in my mouth, and I kept hissing and pumping.

Zhao Tinghao cursed in a low voice: “Keep pretending!” He doesn’t believe it. In

a flash of lightning, it suddenly occurred to me that pretending to be dizzy could avoid ninety-nine percent of things.

So I fell down and fainted.

Then I was carried to the bed and pushed to the emergency room.

I am surprised, this situation must not go to the emergency room, or it will be broken! Fortunately, Zhao Tinghao was busy taking care of Qin Zihan and did not follow him. When I opened my eyes, I saw the faces of the doctor and the nurse’s sister. Then, while they were not paying attention, I lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed and ran away.

Finally ran to the first floor, outside the glass door is the street, closer, closer! With a loud bang, I hit the glass door. Who polished the glass so brightly! Yuwei, don’t be afraid. Come with me.

I turned my head and saw a young man with a handsome face and fair skin.

I can be sure that he is the little angel Leng Xuan, the second sad man.

He pulled me up to the second floor and saw two bodyguards smoking there.

We ran up to the third floor and came to the window at the end of the corridor. I was shocked. “You’re not going to make me jump, are you?”?

“He looked at me gently and said,” Yuwei, what nonsense are you talking about?

He took out a rope and tied one end to the doorknob of the ward nearest to the window and the other end to our waists.

He hugged me over the window, the evening breeze blew, I felt the taste of freedom, ah, this taste is really damn sweet ~ I think I am still happy too early, the head has not finished, I saw Zhao Tinghao came.

He was holding a fruit knife and gesturing to the rope on the doorknob.

“Zhao Tinghao, don’t be impulsive!” This is the third floor! Qin Yuwei, didn’t you say you had a kidney problem?

Have you ever heard of misdiagnosis?

Misdiagnosis.

“Leng Xuan opened his mouth:” Zhao Tinghao, you are unreasonable. You are not good to Yuwei. Why don’t you let me take her away?

Zhao Tinghao sneers: “Even if I don’t want my woman, she can only stay with me!” No, two good brothers, can you stop arguing?

Can’t you see we’re still hanging! Let me go back to the ground first, okay?

“Zhao Tinghao ignored me and then warned Leng Xuan:” Leng Xuan, you have ten seconds to choose Qin Yuwei or Leng’s Group?

“Leng Xuan said angrily,” Zhao Tinghao, you are despicable! ” I am helpless, you continue to quarrel, I want to sleep ~ “10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 …” The overlord took out his cell phone and dialed a number, saying in a cold voice, “In five minutes, I want to buy Leng’s Group.” Zhao Tinghao, Yuwei is back to you. I’ll go first.

Then Leng Xuan threw me up with lightning speed, slipped down the rope and walked away. Whoo, where is the warm baby male number two and the peerless good tire?

Ah, no, good spare tire, why are you so unprofessional?

！ I fell in front of Zhao Tinghao, with well-cut suit pants and polished Italian handmade leather shoes in front of me.

Without waiting for him to speak, I received a text message and opened it to see Leng Xuan: Yuwei, wait for me to be strong enough … You must wait for me! I don’t want to wait. I want to go now! We always bend down and pick up my chin. “Want to go?”?

No way! I’m a little depressed. It seems that my kidney is going to be lost.

I silently took out the kidney-treasure tablets and wanted a few. The overlord snatched them away and said, “Zihan has found the source of the kidney. You don’t need it.”.

“Hmm?”?

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Haha, it means I saved my kidney! Exhausted, I sat on the bed and carefully reviewed the recent events. According to the development of the plot, I went abroad with Leng Xuan and returned home five years later. How can it be like this now? Doesn’t the

plot go astray?

Didi-The mobile phone rang. It was a link sent by Leng Xuan. I clicked on it and saw that it was a piece of news: “Stone Hammer Big Green Hat-Leng Xuan, the second generation of Leng’s Group, and Zhao Tinghao’s wife went abroad overnight to spend a sweet time in Hawaii. The return date is uncertain.” I:.. Leng Xuan: Yu Wei, after I release this scandal, Zhao Tinghao dare not do anything to you, you must wait for me! [Clenching] Me:.. I went abroad nominally.

So how to spend the five-year gap that is not written in the plot?

Losing God’s perspective, I can only see the move. Fortunately, Qin Zihan is still in hospital these days and hasn’t come back, otherwise he can’t live in peace.

But we still have to find a way to get out of here.

The gate is guarded, the villa area is too big, even the back door can not be found, this is really a big hole for themselves.

When I put down my cell phone and wanted to sleep, Zhao Tinghao suddenly opened the door and came in. He said that his grandmother had come and asked me to talk to her.

I quickly realized that this was an opportunity, and a great opportunity! Yesterday I watched the opportunity slip away from my hands, and today I must firmly grasp it! Zhao Tinghao’s grandmother originally recognized Qin Yuwei as his granddaughter-in-law because she was pure, lovely and polite.

If I do the opposite, I’d better make her hate me and force me to divorce Zhao Tinghao.

So I quickly put on a smoky eye, a flaming red lip, a bareback suspender and a short skirt.

No matter how open the elders are, when they see me like this, they are so angry that they come out of the womb again.

I ran downstairs, Zhao Tinghao saw me dressed like this, petrified for a long time, but Grandma seemed to have seen the storm, but also enthusiastically pulled me to sit down.

“Yuwei, you’re dressed with a real personality today!” Grandma smiled and praised me.

I Hold on. I have to go through with the plan.

Grandma, you don’t know, I wear this every day, and it’s so cool! Not like Zhao Tinghao, dressed like a fool all day, the thief should be separated.

Zhao Tinghao pulled his face: Qin Yuwei, pay attention to civilization.

I pretended to have just reacted. I quickly covered my mouth and said with a smile, “Oh, I’m going to go. I was just talking nonsense. Zhao Tinghao is not stupid. Grandma, don’t mind. I just can’t control my broken mouth.”.

“Qin Yuwei!” Chao Ting-hao was so angry that he stood up. “Don’t challenge the limits of my patience!” Without waiting for me to refute, Grandma angrily leaned on the floor tiles with crutches.

Angry?

Yay, grandma is angry! Grandma, please scold me loudly and let the storm come more fiercely! “How can you talk like that!” Grandma blushed with anger. Just as

I was about to open my mouth to say I was wrong, she went on to say, “Tinghao, why don’t you apologize to your wife as soon as possible!” Zhao Tinghao:!!! I

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I could finish digesting the situation, Grandma kindly took me by the hand and said, “Yuwei, don’t mind. That’s the way Tinghao is!”! But your makeup is really good, and your clothes are beautiful. You should wear them like this when you are young, or you will not be able to wear them when you are old.

“Me:” … … ” It seems that this road is not feasible.

Outside the window, the sky is blue, and there are big floating clouds. The summer wind blows, and the leaves rustle.

I sat in the room bored, and Zhao Tinghao threw me a backless lace dress. What

for? Don’t

you like to wear backless clothes? There are some clients coming to play golf

tomorrow, and you should wear this as a companion.

I’ll go. It’s obvious that I’m going to be given away to a client! As expected, it’s either a middle-aged, greasy, bald man, or a perverted, sickly sissy with a special hobby.

Although generally at the critical moment, the man will bring the halo of the protagonist to save the woman, but what if?

After thinking about it, I decided to save myself, or I said I was Zhao Tinghao’s wife?

No, the outside world simply do not know what Zhao Tinghao’s wife looks like, coupled with the scandal that Leng Xuan has eloped abroad, no one will believe me.

The road seems to be blocked. I was so

anxious that I racked my brains and finally found a way to resolve the crisis.

Because of the unexpected favor of the overlord’s grandmother today, the overlord no longer restricts my range of activities, but wherever I go, I have to be followed by a bodyguard.

Cut, I don’t care what the bodyguard is not a bodyguard, how to come or how to come.

Therefore The next day, when I was still sleeping with my head covered, Mama Li knocked on my door and told me to get dressed.

I stretched, yawned and got up slowly to wash, make up and change clothes. When

I walked down the stairs, Li Ma was still reporting to Zhao Tinghao on the phone. She was a little surprised to

see me go downstairs.

I arrived at the golf course gracefully, and the wind was so strong that it blew up my hair.

It seems that Zhao Tinghao and his clients have been fighting for a long time.

From their eyes, I felt that they were hostile to me. Looking at Zhao Tinghao’s expression, he seemed very satisfied with my performance.

I quickly walked over, holding Zhao Tinghao’s arm and began to act like a spoiled child: “How could Oba do this?”? You don’t call me when you

get up. General

Manager Ba’s face was covered with black lines. He gnashed his teeth and said, “Qin Yuwei, that’s enough!” When I turned my head, I saw people looking at me with strange expressions and whispering.

Only Zhao Tinghao was confused.

Haha, that’s what I want.

Boy, now I’ll let you be a sensible man! I smiled at the bully and said, “Dear, do you think I look good in this skirt?”? As I

spoke, I turned in a circle in front of him, and he suddenly pinched my arm angrily: “Qin Yuwei, I didn’t expect you to like cupping!” “Oh, I’ve had a lot of humidity lately, and I can’t wash my stool clean for a long time. I heard people say that cupping is useful, so I went.”.

I directly ignored Zhao Tinghao’s increasingly low pressure atmosphere and went on to say, I wanted the cupping master to give me the whole nine of hearts on my back, but there was no heart-shaped jar.

Poof! There was low laughter all around.

Yes?

He frowned, suppressed his anger, and said ferociously, “I think it looks like three abacus beads!” Others could not hold back any longer and burst out laughing. I was called the “nine of hearts” the rest

of the day.

Here, nine of hearts, come here.

“” That.. What’s it called? Nine of

hearts, you go and get some drinks.

And I have been watching Zhao Tinghao’s expression, for fear that he would swing his golf club round and fly my pia away in anger, but fortunately he did not do so.

It’s just that when I went back, he drove a Ferrari, and I threw a ham.. This man is too narrow-minded! But I was so happy all day that I managed to avoid the crisis.

But soon a basin of cold water poured down. As soon as

I took a bath and was ready to go to bed, my grandmother called and asked me why I had been married to Zhao Tinghao for so long, and my stomach had not moved yet, so I must go to the hospital tomorrow to have a check-up. What

can I do?

When I called Chao Ting-hao, he predictably gave me two words: “No!” At the same time, Grandma is still exploding in the WeChat: Link 1: “Surprise!”! I’ve been married to my husband for several years and I haven’t been pregnant, so it’s because of this. Link 2: These little habits that are easily overlooked are the main culprits of infertility. Link 3: I’ve been married to my husband without children, and I’m very painful. I:.. I had to call Zhao Tinghao again, and this time he hung up directly.

How can we let Zhao Tinghao go to the hospital for examination?

It’s good to give grandma an explanation.

I thought about it and decided to push him.

The next day, I came to XXX hospital, registered an expert number, and sent a short message to Zhao Tinghao in the process. It was

finally my turn, and there was an old doctor in his fifties or sixties in the consulting room.

Doctor, actually it’s not me who wants to see it, it’s my husband. He’s embarrassed to come. If you have anything to ask, you can ask me directly.

“The doctor’s expression was a little embarrassed.” I’d better be more accurate.

Seeing that I looked embarrassed, the doctor waved his hand and said, “Forget it. I can ask you.”. When the

doctor checked my registration information, Zhao Tinghao sent a text message: Did you really go to the hospital?

I didn’t reply. Then

he called me again, and I picked it up secretly and deliberately did not speak.

At this point the doctor began to ask me: “Your husband EMM and bitter melon compared?”?

I waved my hand. “Not even close!” He was slightly surprised. “Compared to a peeled plantain?”?

It’s not that big. Frightened,

the doctor slowly stretched out his little finger. I sighed, trembling and slowly stretched out my little finger, which was smaller than his circle. After reading it, the doctor did not show anything out of professional ethics. He only had an understanding expression on his face and wrote down his advice solemnly and let me go out.

As soon as I went out of the consulting room, I took out my cell phone and saw that I didn’t know when the phone had hung up, but I received seven or eight text messages from Zhao Tinghao: Qin Yuwei, you want to die! Haven’t you ever felt it? Lie with your eyes

open! I’m warning you again! You pissed me off! These text messages are nothing more than verbal warnings. I’m not afraid of them. Who doesn’t know that the bully always likes to talk?

But the doctor’s list was so twisted that I couldn’t understand it.

So I found a nurse and asked the little sister, and the little sister said it was a sperm health check.

My God, this is so exciting! I called Zhao Tinghao with joy. It only rang once and then it was connected. Without waiting for me to speak, Zhao Tinghao began to roar like Ma Jingtao, “Qin Yuwei!” Three-word warning.

General Manager Ba, don’t get angry in a hurry. Just now the doctor gave you a sperm survival rate test. You can see when you are free to come. If you don’t come, the money will be wasted.

“I’m not short of this money. I won’t go!” But Grandma is staring at us for examination.

“I sighed,” If you really don’t want to come, I’ll have to ask Leng Xuan to get some from him and send a private plane to get it, but maybe the tadpole won’t be able to swim by then.

Zhao Tinghao:.. Which hospital are you in?

I’m going now.

He really came very quickly. After an examination, the report showed that there was no problem. When he left, the doctor patted me on the shoulder and said earnestly, “You have to bear with your husband more. He …” It’s not easy.. I pursed my lips and smiled, nodding heavily.

Zhao Tinghao is angry, I choose not to provoke him, Zhao Tinghao eye knife was full of holes in me. Heh, still alive and kicking! But I made a mistake, Zhao Tinghao did not wait for me to get on the car, then stepped on the accelerator, and went away, only to see a Ferrari buttocks.

Do you think I can’t take a taxi?

Open your mobile phone and receive a text message from Zhao Tinghao: It’s impossible for you to take a taxi, the bank card has been frozen, Alipay or WeChat, don’t even think about it! I I took out the only 20 cents in my pocket and shed two lines of windward tears.

Walking back when it was already dark, tired and hungry, Zhao Tinghao has not left me a meal! I sat at the table, rubbing my sore feet and sucking a bucket of Master Kang. I accidentally saw Zhao Tinghao’s mobile phone on the chair next to him.

I excitedly picked up the phone, hum, you are heartless to me, don’t blame me for injustice! Ha-ha.

Maybe I was too tired to walk during the day, so I fell asleep as soon as I touched the pillow.

A dreamless night. Early in the

morning, Zhao Tinghao asked Li Ma to call me up to deliver the documents to him. I sat on the bus with the documents in my arms and yawned repeatedly.

But I can’t help laughing at the thought of carrying a treasure in my pocket.

Came to the company, just met Zhao Tinghao, he came wearing a well-tailored suit, followed by a group of minions.

Here are your papers. As I

spoke, I handed him the document and took out the cell phone he had left behind. You see, you forgot to take your cell phone.

He took the cell phone and the file and let me go. Hehe, joke. I haven’t seen my handwriting yet. How can I leave now?

Boss, I sent you this stupid document without breakfast. Don’t you have a tea room there?

I want to eat something.

Seeing that he hesitated, I added to the fire: “You see so many people watching, do you have the heart to bully me this weak woman?”? A

weak woman?

I think it’s more like a shrew. As

he spoke, he actually laughed. Let’s go and eat.

So I got on the elevator with them.

Looked at the time, estimated that should come soon! I was so excited that my heart pounded.

Suddenly, someone’s mobile phone in the elevator made an indescribable sound, and the volume was very loud. In the

elevator, the sound echoes around the walls, which is deafening, plus 3D surround sound.

Everyone wanted to laugh and hold back, but some people couldn’t help laughing out loud.

Chao Ting-hao frowned and shouted in a cold voice: “Who is it?” No one spoke. Just then

, the sound became: Tintin ~ Dixie ~ La La ~ Poe, Teletubbies ~ Teletubbies ~ I want, baby milkshake! Baby milkshake! No one could hold back any longer, covering his stomach and laughing.

Zhao Tinghao was suddenly enlightened, hurriedly took out the mobile phone I had just sent to him, and suddenly found that the alarm clock was ringing.

He scrambled to turn off the alarm clock, his teeth itching with anger and staring at me.

If his eyes could put arrows, I would have been shot into a sieve.

Although I made him angry, he allowed me to go to the pantry. Having eaten too much

in the tea room, I have no appetite at all at dinner time. I sighed in my

heart. It was a pity that I couldn’t taste the chicken soup sent by the overlord’s grandmother.

Zhao Tinghao’s expression during the day has not been very good, I think it is my tease, so that he overlord’s majesty fell to the sky, in front of the staff lost face.

Why don’t you do something to make amends.

I think of the bowl of chicken soup. It should be cold after being

kept for such a long time. Why don’t you heat it up for General Manager Ba and take credit by the way.

When I brought the chicken soup into the kitchen, Mama Li said with relief, “Madam, you’ve finally come to your senses. That’s right. Husband and wife don’t behave like enemies like you did a few days ago.”.

All right, Mama Li, you’ve misunderstood me, but I’m not going to explain.

Looking at the time, Zhao Tinghao should be back soon, and Li Ma went out of the living room to start arranging dishes.

I opened the pot, and the smell of chicken soup came to my face, but I felt something was missing.

That’s right, ginger.

But this president is quite affectedly, never eat ginger slices, only eat ginger powder.

I opened the cupboard to look around, and finally found ginger in the corner, and added some to the soup with a small spoon. When

I took the soup out, Zhao Tinghao did not know when he had come back and sat at the table.

He turned up his nose at my enthusiasm, and for nothing Li Ma kept putting in a good word for me.

He seemed to have made up his mind not to drink chicken soup, which was not good to waste, so I had to confess that it was sent by his grandmother, and he finally reluctantly drank two mouthfuls.

As soon as he put down his chopsticks, his handsome face turned white and he frowned, indicating that things were not simple. His expression was painful: “Qin Yuwei, what did you add to the soup?”?

！」 When I saw how uncomfortable he was, I panicked. “I didn’t add anything, just a little ginger.”.

Li Ma looked startled and said hurriedly, “Madam, did you add the croton frost in the innermost part of the cupboard?”?

“” Huh?

Zhao Tinghao gnashed his teeth and said, “You really don’t have it!” He finally couldn’t help it. He stood up, clamped his buttocks, and took small steps to flush the toilet. When I came to the door of the bathroom, I clearly heard the sound of dung splashing on the ceiling.

Passed a little while to be quiet eventually, I pluck up courage, weak weak ask: “Do you still have loose bowels?”?

“Qin Yuwei, you’d better not talk to me now!” The coda is trembling slightly.

After a while, it started again, listening to the voice more intense than just now, plus Zhao Tinghao’s roar: “Qin Yuwei, what else did you add?”! I’m really going to be killed by you! I, I swear, I only added that.. Croton cream that looks like ginger powder.

“General Manager Ba gave a low roar:” Ah! It must have been Grandma! What? What did

Grandma do?

“Still asking, of course it’s medicine!” I It seems that grandma really wants to have grandchildren. A

healthy adult croton can run four or five days, Zhao Tinghao this is only the second day. He didn’t dare to eat

dinner at all. If he ate it, he would pull it out immediately.

At this particular time, he had to go to work.

You can forget it. Aren’t you afraid that when you’re talking with fervor and assurance on the top, you suddenly can’t stop pulling it out?

I tried to hold back.

He added, There is an important meeting tomorrow. The bidding is

next week.

A piece of land worth a hundred million? How do

you know?

I shrugged my shoulders, and the president wrote a classic story.

Stubborn as a bully, I still did not stop him from going to the company. Uh, wheels. In fact,

I feel a little guilty, after all, because of my own fault, I caused others to have diarrhea for so long.

So I sent a message to Zhao Tinghao to express my concern and apology: “Yesterday was a day of tossing and turning, and the night before yesterday, you looked very spiritless.”. Does

it still hurt?

Is there any bleeding?

I’m worried about you, and I’m sorry.. This message has fallen into the sea. Is it because I am too busy to look at my phone?

Could it be.. I have already made up my mind that the bully always lost too much water because of pulling too much, resulting in a weak body falling on the roadside, no one cares about it, and the close-up is the desolation of the bully when he was dying. The more I thought about it, the more afraid I was, so I decided to go to the company to have a look.

As soon as I arrived at the company hall, I heard two female employees gossiping: “Oh, I didn’t expect our handsome, cool and arrogant president to be …” Wan Chai Pier.

Even if it was bent into mosquito-repellent incense, it wouldn’t be so surprising, but I really didn’t expect him to be … The one down there! What? What did

I miss?

Why don’t I know Zhao Tinghao is gay?

！ The female staff is still discussing: “Today that scene is still vivid in my mind, but it’s really a coincidence. Hey, when the secretary was projecting with the president’s mobile phone, he just sent a message.” Did you build it? The air in the conference room was frozen.

“Me:” … … ” I guess it’s not appropriate to see Zhao Tinghao now. When I

got home, I felt a little empty. I picked up my cell phone and put it down again. When Zhao Tinghao came back, I had to settle old and new accounts together.

Let’s sound him out first.

I opened the WeChat and typed with a trembling hand: Are you all right?

Yu, click send.

And then I saw a red exclamation mark.. Delete me?

I clicked Send Friend Verification to add him, but there was no movement at all.

Hum, I can’t say it now. I’m sure I’ll be in trouble when he comes back.

Why don’t you scold him first? He can’t get it anyway.

So I said, “Zhao Tinghao, you are a piece of garbage. You wear a broken suit like a 250 fool all day long. You are bad and scum!”! After sending it, I felt much more comfortable in my heart, and finally gave vent to the bad breath that he had been squeezing all the year round.

Then I turned on my phone again and fixed my eyes on it. I don’t know when he had passed my friend’s verification and received the message that I scolded him! Me: I just want to see if I can send it. Zhao Tinghao:.. I’m too lazy to scold you, and I’m tired.

Me: Then don’t scold, so you won’t be tired.

Zhao Tinghao:.. After a while.. Zhao Tinghao: Grandma called me just now and asked me to go back to her hometown with you to get some dried radishes.

Me: You are the president, besides eating, drinking and sleeping, do you still need to do other things yourself?

Besides, Zihan is going to leave the hospital. Why don’t you pick her up?

I waited for a long time, but he never came back.

Screaming Chicken Tragedy I was woken up early the next morning, and the bully always wanted to take me to my grandmother’s hometown.

I was very puzzled, thinking that I reminded him yesterday that he would not take the dried radish in order to pick up the white moonlight from the hospital.

It seems that Zhao Tinghao is really afraid of grandma. Zhao Tinghao and I are the only two people to go

this time. According to the usual routine of the overbearing president, we don’t have to think about it. I don’t want this female pig’s foot script! Give me a gentle and lovely, considerate little milk dog man! I regret that. Why do you want to portray the man like this?

Not to mention the little milk dog, I think Zhao Tinghao is like the father of the little milk dog.

I sighed, “Why aren’t you a puppy?”?

He grasped the steering wheel and said, “Do you like puppies?”? Just

go back and buy one.

」「…… Daddy, shut up and concentrate on driving! Driving more and more remote, I suddenly realized, is grandma’s home in the countryside?

Sure enough, it was a forest in a short time.

The woods.. My heart is tight, the moon is dark, the wind is high, the woods are high, the car breaks down, the lonely men and widows are on fire.. Please don’t! Sure enough, the car suddenly stopped.

My heart was in my throat. “What’s the matter?”? It

must have broken down.

“Me:” … … ” I told you! I told you! Zhao Tinghao got out of the car to check, and I suddenly felt full of urine. Then

I remembered that I hadn’t been to the toilet for almost a day.

So I got out of the car and went into the woods to find a hidden place to relieve myself.

Walk for a while, far away can still see the figure of Zhao Tinghao, and then go deep into the woods, well, he can not see me. After

relieving himself, the whole person was much more relaxed.

As soon as I pulled up my pants, I saw something not far ahead, and when I looked closely, it was a snake. Ah! Snake “Zhao Tinghao, come quickly!” I ran as I pulled up my pants. I did not dare to look back, only desperately ran forward, running vaguely heard Zhao Tinghao calling my name.

“Zhao Tinghao!” I suddenly tripped over the rattan and fell into a dog eating shit.

“Qin Yuwei!” When Zhao Tinghao saw me fall to the ground, he rushed over to help me. “How are you?”? Where did you

fall?

Does it hurt

I twisted my foot, and the pain made me grin.

“Chao Ting-hao, there’s a snake, there’s a snake!” As I spoke, I limped behind him. As

he held me behind him, he asked, “Where is the snake?”?

I don’t know, he was running after me just now.

“I dared to look forward.” Why, no, it ran away?

Zhao Tinghao breathed a sigh of relief. He turned around and looked at my feet again. He said with a smile, It seems that you have to stay here.

“Look at what you’re saying. Is it human?” Forget it, now that I have a request for help, I asked him with a wink, “Do you have the heart to leave such a lovely girl as me?”?

“” Have the heart.

He answered with a smile.

“Shh!” Chao Ting-hao suddenly made a silent gesture to me. “Listen carefully. It looks like there’s something there. Only then did

I hear a rustling sound not far away, and when I looked more carefully, it looked like a wild boar. Zhao Tinghao and I looked at each other.

“Wild boar!” I was so scared that I didn’t care about the pain in my feet, and I bounced on Zhao Tinghao’s back.

He was not ambiguous and ran away with me on his back.

“Over there, over there!” Zhao Tinghao carried me on his back and ran around in the woods. The wild boar was still humming after us. I was worried: “Is it very painful for the wild boar to arch people?” Come on, no, go that way! Zhao Tinghao: “Qin Yuwei, don’t cut my hair!” Me: “You’re running backwards. You’re going to the right!” Zhao Tinghao: “You don’t grab my hair to adjust the direction, my hair is not the steering wheel!” Me: “No, no, stop!” Zhao Tinghao: “Don’t make me brake like you’re reining in a horse. It’s my hair, not the reins!” Wait, where is this now?

I feel the environment in front of me is so strange.

Hum, hum, hum, hum-my God, the boar is going to catch up! Zhao Tinghao continued to run with me on his back, panting. As he ran, he said, “Stay on my back and don’t talk!” “Oh.”.

Sure enough, he had a good sense of direction and saw our car as he ran.

He opened the door and threw me into the car first, and then he got in the car himself.

I looked out of the window, and the boar actually followed us. It circled around the car first, and then around to the back of the car. What does

it want?

I asked nervously.

Without waiting for him to answer, the car began to shake.

I have a chill. Don’t pigs like to arch cabbages? Why do they even arch the buttocks of cars? Zhao Tinghao and

I have been afraid to get off, so time goes by minute by minute. How long will

the pig arch?

It’s getting dark.

I said. When

it gets tired of humping, it stops humping.

I looked in the rearview mirror and saw the boar showing its tail.

It arched for a while, then looked around, Zhao Tinghao stared at it, it also stared at Zhao Tinghao.

I couldn’t help saying, “What’s the matter?”?

Do you two recognize relatives?

Zhao Tinghao’s face sank and he threw a knife in my eye. My heart trembled and I scolded myself for being cheap.

The boar looked around for a moment and then went away. I finally put my heart down in my

throat. What do

we do now?

I asked. I

can only make do with one night in the car. In the

car.. The moon is dark and the wind is high, lonely men and widows, cars.. I don’t want it! Just when I was worried, I heard the rumbling sound of motorcycles not far behind me. I quickly opened the door and went down. Zhao Tinghao also came down. I really saw two motorcycles coming.

I stopped the motorcycle in a hurry and learned that they were going to Lianhua Village.

We’re going to Lianhua Village, too. Can you give us a ride? The price is easy to say.

“I went on to say,” You see, our car has broken down, it’s dark, and there are wild boars nearby, which is very scary. The

two elder brothers readily agreed and let us sit behind them.

Who would have thought that the bully would suddenly say, “I can drive a motorcycle.”. As

he spoke, he pointed to one of the eldest brothers. “You go and sit behind him. I want to drive my wife.”.

“The two brothers laughed and said,” All right.

So in this way, Zhao Tinghao finally drove me into the village.

The village is surrounded by mountains and rivers with bamboo forests. A row of rural self-built houses stand on both sides of a narrow path. Corn is hanging on the dam outside some houses. Occasionally, one or two puppies can be seen swinging their tails leisurely.

After a while, a benevolent aunt came over and warmly took Zhao Tinghao by the hand: “Are you Xiao Zhao?”?

This should be your wife.

Zhao Tinghao nodded.

The woman was so excited that she grabbed my hand again and said, “I didn’t expect Xiao Zhao to find such a lucky girl.”.

Girl, you know, we used to think that because of Chao’s temper, he would be a bachelor for the rest of his life! “Auntie, you worry too much..” I ate several bowls at the table, and the farmhouse preserved meat was really delicious! It turned out that before we came, my grandmother had called my aunt and asked us to stay here for one night.

But now, because the car broke down, I can’t tow it back until tomorrow, and the repairman may not arrive until the next day. Aunt put us in a room in the

evening, of course. I sleep on the floor. The night in the

countryside was very quiet, and I soon fell asleep in such a quiet environment.

I had a dream that the wild boar was going to eat me. Just when I was afraid, Zhao Tinghao suddenly appeared with a hoe and beat the wild boar away.

It turned out that my hero appeared with a hoe on his shoulder. The day is getting bright, there are birds chirping outside the window, and summer cicadas are making noise.

I stretched.. I’ll go. How can I sleep in bed?

！ Looked down, fortunately, the clothes are still there. When

I yawned and went out, I saw a little girl chatting with Zhao Tinghao.

Little girl: “Brother, you are so beautiful.”.

Zhao Tinghao: Xiaomeng is also a little beauty.

My God, this is like a ghost story. When did the overlord become so gentle?

Xiaomeng pointed at me and said, “Auntie, who are you?”?

“I walked over and asked with a smile,” Why do you call him brother but me aunt?

Because the good-looking ones are called elder brothers, and the so-so ones are called aunts.

“Me:” … … ” Zhao Tinghao covered his stomach and laughed, and his cold facial features were inexplicably covered with a layer of tenderness as fine as sunshine.

I can not help but be stupefied, laughing so heartily, he is pretty good-looking. Xiaomeng asked Ba Zong again, “Brother, do you like me?”?

Of course I do. Why don’t you take off your pants if you

like? Xiao Jing in

our kindergarten liked me, so he took off his pants and said that taking off his pants meant he liked me.

Zhao Tinghao: … As soon as I heard this, I got angry and said, “What kind of shit is Xiao Jing bluffing you?”! He was bullying you and taking advantage of you! “Huh?”? What about

me?

“I said,” If he does this to you again, hit him and blow it up! ” Zhao Tinghao picked up Xiao Meng and asked, “Where does the boy named Xiao Jing live?”? Will

you take your brother and aunt to find him?

Xiaomeng nodded.

By the time we found the little kid, he was still playing with glass balls with some little boys.

Zhao Tinghao put Xiao Meng down, frowned and asked in a cold voice, “Who is Xiao Jing?”?

A group of little boys were apparently startled by Zhao Tinghao, and the glass ball stopped playing, pointing at one of the boys: “Him!” Xiao Jing looked at Zhao Tinghao with an “upright” face, which was obviously a child king: “Who are you?

Zhao Tinghao asked, Did you take off your pants to show Xiaomeng?

“It’s none of your business!” The little kid is very excited.

Zhao Tinghao raised the corners of his mouth, showing the overbearing president’s signature sneer. He bent down and grabbed the clothes on the little fart boy’s shoulder. He lifted him up and looked at him directly. His voice was full of threats: “Do you say it’s none of my business now?”?

A group of children were frightened by Zhao Tinghao’s fierce expression and hid behind me.

Xiao Jing was stupefied for a moment, and suddenly began to burst into tears, constantly flopping in the air, and stubbornly saying in his mouth: “That’s my business with Xiao Meng, but it’s none of your business!” “If you dare to harden your tongue again, I’ll rip your head off!” Xiao Jing was so frightened that he burst into tears. “I don’t have a hard mouth. I dare not.”.

Mom, I want to go home! Zhao Tinghao put him down and continued to say in a cold voice, “You promise you won’t take off your pants in front of girls again.”.

Do you know that you are a hooligan, a pervert, a bully, and immoral? The little boy sobbed and wiped away his tears. “I know. I will never take off my pants in front of a girl again.” I looked at Zhao Tinghao cold side face, the heart can not help but happy flowers, I wrote the hero is simply cool! After tidying up Xiao Jing, the aunt stood at a distance on a big stone and shouted, “Xiao Zhao, drive the tractor to the vegetable garden at the entrance of the village and help your uncle carry the vegetables!” I really want to see the way the bully drives a tractor. Haha, I think it’s funny.

I jokingly bumped him with my elbow and said, “Go quickly. Don’t let your aunt and uncle who love you wait anxiously.”.

He gave me an eye knife, walked away with a calm face to start the tractor, and ran away.

I sat in the dam waiting for Zhao Tinghao to come back, and finally when it was dark, there was a deafening sound.

I stood on tiptoe and looked around, only to see him driving a tractor full of vegetables with a dusty face, showing two rows of white teeth with a smile.

I couldn’t help laughing any more, and when Zhao Tinghao passed by me, he flew an eye knife, and then I held back my smile. At

dinner, a woman came to find Zhao Tinghao. Through the dialogue, she knew that she was Xiao Jing’s mother.

She came to ask the bully to clean up her son again, because although Xiao Jing doesn’t take off her pants to girls now, she starts to take off her pants to boys.

I That night, I thought I heard the little boy crying bitterly. The mechanic came early

the next morning. Have

you ever rear-ended a car?

“The master asked us,” The rear end of the car was dented.

“Me:” … … ” Overlord: “… …” We both tacitly didn’t answer.

When we came back, Qin Zihan had been discharged from hospital for almost two days.

I tried to hide from her to avoid another battle between the villain and the villain. It’s too boring to

stay at home. Besides, Zhao Tinghao froze my account. I can’t go now.

Bored and poor, I had to “travel thousands of miles” to the supermarket to buy instant noodles. When

I was choosing goods, there was a woman holding a milk doll next to me, sucking her nose and crying while coaxing the baby.

I kindly asked her, “What’s wrong with you, sister?”? When I asked her,

she cried even more, saying that she worked in a spa club, her husband was on a business trip, and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was not good. Now the baby had a fever, and she had to go to work later in the afternoon, so she had no time to take the baby to the hospital.

My heroine’s aura of the Virgin is shining: “You take the child to see a doctor, and I’ll help you for a while.”.

So I went to the spa in her work clothes.

It seems that this club is quite advanced, and the decoration is first-class. It should be a place for the rich.

I was not very skilled to give a massage to a guest, after the end came out, found Zhao Tinghao actually sitting on the VIP sofa! Just as I was about to hide, Zhao Tinghao preempted me: “Qin Yuwei, why are you here?”?

Me, me, I’m at work! I don’t have time to talk to you. I have to get ready for the next guest. As I

spoke, I went inside, looking back as I went, but fortunately he didn’t follow me.

After a while, the head waiter came to me and said that a guest asked me to serve him by name. I was surprised. It should be Zhao Tinghao.

Sure enough. Usually only women come to the spa in this place.

I stammered.

I’m not ordinary.

Zhao Tinghao looked at me with an interesting face.

Bah, I think you are deliberately finding fault! Did you come with Zihan?

I asked. Jealous

?

Zhao Tinghao lay on the bed and joked.

Cut, why am I jealous?

Hey, the skin on your face is a little rough. Let me put some cream on you.

I took a bottle of skin care products that looked like milk on the shelf. Why do I say it looks like milk?

Because the words on the bottle were written in Thai, I couldn’t understand a word of the zigzag.

Forget it, don’t worry about it. Anyway, it’s impossible to be disfigured.

I squeezed out a lump and gently smeared it on Zhao Tinghao’s face, and every corner was smeared with it: “Sir, do I move gently?”?

Remember to give a five-star review.

He only closed his eyes and did not speak.

Sir, your legs seem a little rough, too. As I

spoke, I put a lump of that Thai skin care product on his leg.

Then rub it.. Rubbing and rubbing.. Eh? What is

this black one by one?

I took a closer look. This, this is the overlord’s leg hair! I’ll go! That stuff is depilatory cream! If he knew, the consequences would be unthinkable! I was so anxious that I broke out in a cold sweat, and my hands began to tremble slightly. What’s

the matter?

Zhao Tinghao seemed to notice something was wrong with me.

I pretended to be calm and said, “Please forgive me, sir. This is my first time to work. I have no experience. Oh, hehe.”.

I took a deep breath in silence and kept cheering myself up to calm down.

I looked at him again, serene expression, peaceful face … Right, face, face, face, his eyebrows! I carried a heart, three steps and two steps past, trembling hand gently scraped, his eyebrows were all down without leaving a trace.

My heart missed a beat and jumped into my throat. As soon as

the overlord gets up, he will see in the mirror in front of him that he has become a hero without eyebrows. Finally,

I couldn’t hold on and said tentatively, “Sir, can I give you a free hair removal service?”?

“” No.

“Well, sir, let me introduce you to a beauty hospital with excellent eyebrow tattooing technology.” Only then did he realize that something was wrong. He sat up suddenly, saw himself in the mirror, and roared, “Qin Yuwei, where is my hair?” I was so frightened that my neck shrank and my hands trembled and spread out in front of him. “It’s all here. I didn’t dare to move a single one.” I thought Zhao Tinghao would punish me severely, but he only sighed helplessly.

A few days later, he suddenly asked me to help him draw his eyebrows.

I was wondering when I saw a WeChat on his mobile phone. It turned out that Qin Zihan was planning to go to the seaside with him.

But then again, are you really going to the beach with Zihan recently?

I asked as I helped him draw his eyebrows.

In fact, I want to say that I also want to go.

It’s a pity that I haven’t been to the seaside in my life.

You want to go?

He raised his eyebrows.. No, ask me about the naked piece of meat on the eyebrow bone.

My eyes lit up. “Can we go together?”?

“The president was noncommittal:” It depends on your performance.

If you don’t draw my eyebrows properly, I will not only not take you to the beach, but also throw you out.

“All right, I promise I’ll make your eyebrows look real!” In order to be able to draw lifelike, I took a closer look, and occasionally lowered my eyes to see that the bully always opened his lips and looked at me interestingly. There was a thin layer of sweat on

my back for no reason. The plan

to go to the seaside was soon put on the agenda.

I sat in the back seat and watched the bully in front of me still pretending to wear a pair of high-end sunglasses.

Cut! Obviously, the painting is very lifelike. Well, you still wear sunglasses to cover up. Qin Zihan, who was

sitting in the passenger seat, didn’t expect me to follow him. He was very upset, but he still had his trademark understanding smile on his face: “Sister, I’m really sorry. Obviously you should be sitting in the passenger seat, but I’m really too carsick.”.

It’s all right. Sit down. I don’t mind.

When I arrived at the five-star hotel by the sea, I chose the room farthest from Zhao Tinghao and couldn’t wait to change into a bikini and rush to the seaside.

The sea, the beach, the handsome guy with a great figure, here I come! The sun shines brightly and there are many people by the sea.

The sea is blue and magnificent as far as the eye can see.

The waves are sparkling and vast.

The sea beats on the beach, just listening to the sound, it seems to feel cool.

I guess General Manager Ba and Zihan should be in the hotel room, and they won’t come here.

As long as you don’t stay with the vicious woman, you can say anything.

I was about to release myself when a familiar figure suddenly appeared in front of me.

That person left and right embrace, the eyes always intentionally or unintentionally glanced at the passing girl’s white flower. Ahem.

Leng Xuan?

！ As soon as Leng Xuan saw me, he immediately shook off the beautiful woman next to him and said, Yuwei, why are you here?

It turned out that Leng Xuan hadn’t gone abroad at all, and had been running around. I was picking up girls. The two men in

my writing set up.. It’s broken.

Qin Yuwei.

I turned around and saw that it was Zhao Tinghao! Even through the sunglasses, I could still feel the skates flying out of his eyes: “So Leng Xuan is also here. No wonder Yu Wei insisted on following him.”. General

Manager Ba ignored Leng Xuan and turned to me and said, Yuwei, let’s go swimming together.

I don’t want to go! But looking at the frowning brows on his frame, I had to nod involuntarily.

He hugged me forcefully across the beach and into the sea. “So I’ve come to see my old lover.”.

I don’t want to mention to the possessive and overbearing president that he is a thorn in his side, the second man with good tires. When the time comes, I don’t know how to abuse me.

Hmm?

Not to mention?

He seemed a little impatient.

Without waiting for me to react, Zhao Tinghao hugged me tightly with his arm.

This, this, this.. His hand began to move around my waist, and I struggled: “Chao Ting-hao, there are so many people here, don’t mess around!” “Do you dare me to do anything?” As he spoke, his movements became more and more bold.

My body stiffened in an instant. What can I do?

Why don’t you shout?

No, people will just think it’s a couple flirting.

Zhao Tinghao’s hands were still touching. I struggled and said, “Zihan, where is Zihan?”?

You’d better not play with water, or your eyebrows will be washed away later.

But he was not moved.

I finally thought of a clever plan and put it into action immediately.

He was slightly stupefied, and his expression suddenly became serious: “Qin Yuwei, you let go!” I grabbed his beach pants and his underwear and said, “Who told you to do that to me?”?

“Qin Yuwei!” If you ever yell at me like that again, I’ll pull your pants down.

He quickly released me and tugged at his pants with both hands. “You want to die!” Do you insist on toasting instead of eating?

Then don’t blame me for being rude. When

I finished, I pulled down hard.

He pulled up his pants and wriggled to escape my clutches, spitting out the fragrance: “What the hell is wrong with you?” Do you still scold?

Then I pull, I pull, I pull! I don’t believe it. I can’t pull it down in the air in the water?

“Chin Yu-wei, let go. Don’t pull it. If you pull it again, it will be broken!” As soon as his voice fell.. Sizzle-General Manager Ba and I were instantly petrified.

His face suddenly turned livid: “Qin Yuwei!!!” I looked down and saw that the fabric of his pants was still floating in the water, and the underwear he was wearing in his beach pants was torn in half.

Ah, this.. I swallowed in fear and stammered, “You touched me first.”. “

I command you, now, at once, at once, go and find me a pair of underwear!” I had no choice but to sprint 500 meters to the hotel room, get a pair of underwear and run back breathlessly.

Zhao Tinghao threw the underwear I gave him into the water: “You want me to wear this as a big man.” These pink lace-trimmed strawberry panties?

“He put his hands on his chest and said proudly,” I won’t wear it. You must find me a pair of men’s underwear.

But where am I going to find men’s underwear?

No men’s underwear, okay?

“I struggled,” I saw a child playing in the sand over there. I’ll borrow a toy shovel to block it for you.

Or we need two, and we need to block both front and back.

You can take one to block the front, and I will block the back for you.

“Qin Yuwei, I command you for the last time, I want men’s underwear!” The president has been on the edge of the outbreak of the crazy test, I dare not provoke him, only to answer is hurried to find underwear.

I saw Leng Xuan sucking coconut juice with a straw not far away.

I ran over and coughed, “Leng Xuan, your boxers are really beautiful.”.

Or adida. Oh no, adibas.. I was stunned for a moment: “Leng Xuan, you seem to have bought a fake.”.

He looked down and saw that it was indeed adibas: “I’ll go, I’m going to destroy his shop!” Let’s not talk about this now. Save the day in Jianghu, man.

I said and pulled him to Zhao Tinghao.

Zhao Tinghao drew his neck to see us coming, and his face sank two degrees.

General Manager Ba seems to be even more unhappy. Zhao Tinghao looked down at Leng Xuan with his hands around his chest. “What are you doing here?”?

Overlord, what time is it? Please don’t say a few words.

I was afraid that Zhao Tinghao would leave Leng Xuan in a moment of bad breath, or no one would help him.

I rubbed my hands and finally asked, “Leng Xuan, do you have any more underwear?”? He had a

question mark all over his head. After a while, he saw the cloth floating in the water like water plants. He covered his stomach and burst out laughing: Zhao Tinghao, Zhao Tinghao, you also have today! Do you dare to come out for a walk?

Leng Xuan, do you still want Leng’s Group?

Zhao Tinghao’s tone is quite warning.

Leng Xuan was stupefied for a moment. Then he laughed and said, “I’m just kidding, brother. But my leg hurts a little. I don’t want to go back to the hotel to get your underwear.”.

“I volunteered,” My leg doesn’t hurt. I’ll get it.

“” Oh, my room card seems to be missing, sorry.

Leng Xuan shrugged his shoulders.

Seeing that Zhao Tinghao was about to get angry, I quickly advised him, “Leng Xuan, you should give Tinghao a trouser hole.”.

“” What?

！」 “I don’t agree!” They said in unison. Then I turned around and took Zhao Tinghao by the hand and said, “At this time, can you not be stubborn?”?

Let Leng Xuan give you a trouser hole.

“Then I turned to persuade Leng Xuan,” Do you agree?

Brother, help me in Jianghu. I see that the underwear you wear has good elasticity.

But no matter what I said, they were not moved.

In the end, Leng Xuan did not give a trouser hole to Ba Zong, so how did this matter be solved?

It was Zhao Tinghao who bought the beach and drove all the tourists away before he came out! That’s the best thing about President Wen. He’s rich.

I didn’t dare to see Zhao Tinghao all afternoon, and I guessed that he must not be in a beautiful mood. When

I was having a headache, Leng Xuan came over and said, “Yuwei, why is Zhao Tinghao’s underwear like that today?”?

“” Oh, I did it.

“” You.. I can’t see it. You are in such a hurry.

“I thumped him on the shoulder.” Where do you think you’re going? It’s not like that.

Seeing that I didn’t want to say anything, he changed the subject. Now that the matter has been settled, why are you still so sad?

I made him angry, and I’m sure he’s trying to abuse me.

“Leng Xuan suggested,” Why don’t you go and buy him some gifts to make amends.

That’s right. Although it’s the overlord’s card that will be swiped at that time, after all, it’s my intention.

We walked around the gift shop most of the time, but we didn’t see any suitable gifts.

I thought, what on earth can make people happy?

Suddenly, I saw rows of small things on the shelves in the distance, neatly placed.

Ok, just buy that. Just looking at them makes me feel better. I have to buy more. Leng Xuan and

I moved a basket full of gifts we just bought into Zhao Tinghao’s room.

Now the question comes again, what on earth can we do to give the bully a surprise?

Why don’t you spread the gift on the bed and cover it with the quilt? When the time comes, you can see my full apology and heart when you lift the quilt.

When Leng Xuan and I finished all the work and were about to go out, we heard a sound outside. Why did

Zhao Tinghao come back so soon?

We didn’t have time to leave, so we had to get under the bed in a hurry.

The voice is getting closer and closer, and Qin Zihan.

Tinghao, I doubt your intention to me now. Obviously, we are a natural couple. The woman in your heart has always been me. Why are you suddenly so good to Qin Yuwei?

Zihan, don’t be unreasonable. How can I be good to her?

Zhao Tinghao said as he opened the door with his room card.

As a qualified melon eater, Leng Xuan turned on his mobile phone camera and stretched out from the bottom of the bed. We saw their every move through the screen.

You love me, don’t you?

Qin Zihan said and hugged Zhao Tinghao with tears in her eyes. Tinghao, I can’t live without you.

“He pushed her away quietly.” Go back to your room. I’m going to take a shower.

“Chin Tzu-han clung to it again and said ambiguously,” I haven’t seen you take a bath yet.. ” When Leng Xuan and I heard her words, we were so surprised that we looked at each other and our eyes almost popped out. On the screen of

his mobile phone, Zhao Tinghao lowered his eyes and lowered his emotions. His tone was a little tougher: “Go back.”. Then

he walked towards us, and soon he was at the bedside.

I was so flustered that I shook Leng Xuan’s arm and said urgently with my eyes, “What should I do now?”?

Leng Xuan’s eyes responded: I don’t know. On the screen of the

mobile phone, the two men continued face to face. Have

you forgotten that you once told me that you would love me forever?

Qin Zihan was about to cry.

Zhao Tinghao fell silent. I sighed in my

heart that General Manager Ba’s words were very romantic. As

I watched, Leng Xuan suddenly drew back his hand to turn off the camera mode and typed out a string of words for me to see: Is such a touching confession very painful?

Well, if you want to cry, you can cry. I’ll lend you my shoulder. Can

I say that I don’t want to cry at all, or even continue to watch?

So I mouthed to him to continue.

He shook his head helplessly and switched to camera mode. Unable to wait for Zhao Tinghao’s response for

a long time, Qin Zihan suddenly held the bully in his arms and made a gesture to kiss him forcibly. He dodged and did not stand firm. His whole body fell on the bed, and then the house was full of chickens crowing everywhere, just like blowing up the chicken coop with firecrackers. He was so frightened that he jumped up immediately.

“Who put so many screaming chickens?” “I know it’s you, Qin Yuwei!” I was so frightened that I shrank my neck reflexively, and then I saw a screaming chicken fall to the ground, and some of them bounced on the floor, and when they bounced, they screamed, as if they had stepped on painful feet and jumped up screaming.

“Tinghao, just now I..” Qin Zihan hesitated to speak.

Get out and pretend it never happened.

“Tinghao …” Qin Zihan still wanted to struggle, but Zhao Tinghao did not wait for her to finish and interrupted her directly: “Didn’t you hear?”? Get out

at once!.

Then I saw Qin Zihan walk out of the room step by step, during which he stepped on several screaming chickens. Oh, oh, Zhao Tinghao sounded even angrier.

I was so anxious that I was sweating profusely. I asked Leng Xuan with my eyes how to go out now. He said he didn’t know.

Qin Yuwei, I know you’re here. Come out.

Zhao Tinghao suddenly said that Leng Xuan and I could only look at each other with tears in our eyes and climb out of the bed silently.

Think I’m going to go down without a fight?

NONONO！ As soon as I climbed out from under the bed, I ran away, and Leng Xuan did not have such a wise reaction and awareness as I did. All

I can do is to observe three seconds of silence for him.

Night falls, the vast night sky is full of stars, the number of people playing at the seaside is gradually decreasing, entertainment venues usher in the most lively time of the day, seafood restaurant business is also beginning to boom.

Although I want to eat something good, but dare not rush out, for fear of meeting Zhao Tinghao. Bored,

I opened the Honor of Kings.

This game has been popular for several years. I haven’t played it yet. I just passed the novice training yesterday.

Just on the line, Leng Xuan invited me to form a team, I agreed to go in and have a look, and found that there were Zhao Tinghao and Qin Zihan.

Leng Xuan asked me to open the voice to communicate with him, but Zhao Tinghao and Qin Zihan didn’t.

Leng Xuan laughed at my low rank, just a bronze. Only then did

I discover that Zhao Tinghao was already the glory, then the strongest king of Leng Xuan, and then the star of Qin Zihan.

Only my dog’s head was hanging at the end of the line, revealing a hint of innocence, and the words “stubborn bronze” were marked below. Didn’t they have a bad time

today?

Why are you blacklisted together now?

I asked.

I pulled them together. From my years of experience, they will make up tomorrow. Anyway, just ignore them.

Hey, not to mention them, Yuwei, I am very good at playing games, and I promise to take you to fly later.

Leng Xuan said.

Leng Xuan, is Zhao Tinghao such a high rank? Doesn’t

he have to go to work every day? Where does he have time to play games?

Could it be looking for a substitute?

I’m not looking for a substitute.

Zhao Tinghao’s voice came out of the earphone out of the blue, scaring me. When I

entered the hero selection interface, I asked, “What do I choose?”? Is

the one with a double ponytail and a flat chest okay?

“Leng Xuan:” Which flat chest?

Zhao Tinghao: She’s talking about Angela.

Why don’t I choose this one? It’s a little funny to hold Balala’s magic wand, but she’s so beautiful and has a good figure.

I click OK.

Wang Zhaojun, OK.

Zhao Tinghao: Do you choose heroes based on their appearance?

“Overlord, the hero you chose is so handsome, and the long-legged little sister Zihan chose is also so good-looking!” At the beginning of the game, Leng Xuan asked me to walk in the middle. In the middle of the game, a row of scarlet letters appeared at the bottom left of the screen: [Team] Are you MM or GG (a Ke): Zhaojun, I will follow you in this game.

Leng Xuan, did MMGG fall in love with my Wang Zhaojun at first sight?

“Leng Xuan:” No. Why did the handsome guy who fought

with me take a dragon fruit?

Zhao Tinghao: You have to be careful of his fire and try to move.

Without waiting for me to react, a red fire appeared on the ground, and as soon as I stepped on it, the blood bar fell off. I was so

scared that I didn’t know what I was pressing. Suddenly, a figure appeared out of the grass and danced around me. Then my screen turned gray, and the announcement came from my headphones: “firstblood!” [Team] Are you MM or GG (a Ke): Well, on the opposite side, you are the undercover agents we sent in the middle, ha ha! [Team] Ai Yi Cheng Shang (Zhou Yu): You don’t deserve to be my opponent.

[Team] Are you MM or GG (A Ke): Hurry up and vote.

Then a few lines of green words came out: [Team] love Weiwei (Guan Yu): Don’t be arrogant first, and you will kneel down and call Dad later! Cute Zi Han (Yu Ji): Sister, why don’t you hang up? We won’t report you. I feel bad, I feel wronged. Leng Xuan, why don’t you give me a ride?

“” What?

My support speed is so slow. Your horse feels like it can ride two people. Why don’t you let me get on the horse?

“Leng Xuan:” … ” Ten minutes later, the fire thrown by the dragon fruit on the opposite side made me lose blood crazily, and the record was 0-12-3. Look

carefully at Zhao Tinghao’s Li Bai, 21-0-6.

Well, I’m sure he’s not the one looking for a substitute. The

opposite one keeps brushing the screen: Li Bai’s brother is so handsome! Brother Li Bai, I want to give you a monkey! Li Bai, please take care of me.

I struggled to defend the middle road, but the ground was full of fire, and there was no place to go. Li Bai stepped on the fire when he

passed by, and his blood began to drop.

I suddenly felt that I could finally play a role, so I excitedly put a big move to Li Bai.

Ha-ha, praise me! I’m still useful.

Zhao Tinghao: Qin Yuwei, why do you magnify me? Didn’t

you just catch fire?

I put out the fire for you, and I didn’t even want to use it myself! 「…… You can’t put out the fire. “

Yes, she has a line called” Let me calm down for you … ” Zhao Tinghao: “… …” Gradually the opposite has been unable to resist our total offensive, Leng Xuan crazy brush screen: opposite, kneel down and call Dad, quickly! [Team] Are you MM or GG (A Ke): Li Bai adds a friend.

This sentence also shows that the opposite crystal burst, victory! When I quit the competition interface, I found a message. I clicked in and saw that it was the news that I was reported to have deducted points.

Leng Xuan, didn’t you say you wouldn’t report me? How did

I deduct points? It

should have been reported by the opposite side.

I don’t understand. Why did they report me?

Should be to report you … You’re an actor.

“Me:” … … ” We played at the seaside for another day, because of the last screaming chicken incident, Zhao Tinghao did not give me a good look, I had to stay away from him.

Soon set foot on the way back, thought Zhao Tinghao would leave me again, with Qin Zihan away.

I didn’t expect him to let me get on the bus! Leng Xuan also begged Bai Lai to go up, but Zhao Tinghao didn’t let him go. He just said the word “roll” cleanly and stepped on the accelerator and walked away. Qin Zihan, who was

sitting in the co-driver’s seat, said, “Tinghao, it’s troublesome for you to drive me home, or I’ll go to your house today.” No trouble.

His words drove my sleepyhead away.

What?

Qin Zihan’s request to stay at our house was mercilessly rejected by the overlord! I am more and more confused about what the bully is thinking.

Third, chat with the kidnappers to express their feelings. The sky is blue, the floating clouds are leisurely, the asphalt road is steaming hot, and the air is a little stuffy. As soon as

we came back from the seaside, we saw a little boy with black eyes, white and tender, sitting on the sofa playing with puzzles.

I said to Zhao Tinghao with a bad smile, “Are you a bastard?”?

To recognize your ancestors?

“He gave me a dirty look with the overlord’s signature:” He is my nephew.

It was Zhao Tinghao’s 3-year-old nephew who came to our house to play. I had to admire the strong genes of their handsome boy. The little boy had red lips and white teeth. He was so cute that people couldn’t help pinching him.

I can not help but think of Zhao Tinghao when he was a child, hum, certainly not as lovely as his nephew. What’s your name,

handsome boy?

I went to sit next to him, and then I saw the puzzle he was playing with. I went there. It was so dense that it was not easy to distinguish. Not to mention, there must be at least several hundred pieces! This family is also highly intelligent ( ‘Δ’ Δ ´)! My name is Xiao Cheng.

He looked up at me with his big black eyes. Sister, what are you eating?

“You shouldn’t call her sister, you should call her aunt,” Zhao Tinghao corrected.

Che, it’s all called old. I don’t care. I have to listen to the children call me sister.

My sister is chewing gum.

I took out the green arrow in my pocket. Does Xiaocheng want to eat?

“Qin Yuwei, you can’t give him gum!” Chao Ting-hao reminded me in a cold voice, “We never let him eat, because we’re afraid he’ll accidentally swallow it.”. As soon

as Hsiao Cheng heard this, his mouth shriveled and his eyes filled with tears, as if he were going to cry the next second. “Let’s not listen to him,”

I quickly comforted him. “He’s just a square. Can I give you my sister’s chewing gum?”?

“Qin Yuwei!” “But you have to open your mouth to me from time to time to see if the gum is still there,” I continued, ignoring the bully’s warning call for my full name.

“Cheng sniffed.” Good. Seeing that he couldn’t stop me, the

bully had to sit next to Xiaocheng with a cold face so that he could observe his every move.

The child’s eyes were filled with wonder: “Wow, it’s sweet and cool. It’s really delicious!” Sister tells you that there is also a kind of thing called bubble gum, which can blow bubbles.

But you can’t eat it yet. You’re not allowed to eat bubble gum until you learn how to chew gum.

I said.

“Good!” Xiaocheng’s mouth was still chewing, but the range of movement was not very large, and he often forgot to open his mouth to show me, so I thought of a way.

Xiaocheng, there is another magical thing about chewing gum, that is, when you expose it to the air, it will become hard and hard, and when you eat it back in your mouth, it will become soft again.

His eyes lit up. Really?

“” Don’t believe it?

Try it. Then

I said, “You put the gum on your tongue and stick it out..” So he did.

What does it feel like?

“It’s really getting hard!” After a while, I went on to say, “You pull your tongue back, wrap it in your warm mouth, and stir it with your tongue …” What does it feel like? It

‘s getting soft! But not as soft as just now.

All right, let’s do it again.

I said, “Stick out your tongue..” “Hard!” “Put your tongue back..” “Soft!” “Stick out your tongue..” “Hard!” “Put your tongue back..” “Soft!” “Tongue..” Before I could finish, Chao Ting-hao interrupted me angrily: “All right, stop it!” Hum, don’t say if you don’t say it?

Okay, I won’t say it.

I turned my head and pinched Cheng’s face. “Has Cheng learned to chew gum now?”?

He nodded solemnly, and soon began muttering in a low voice, “Hard, soft, hard..” Zhao Tinghao: “… …” After chewing gum, Xiaocheng was obviously much closer to me and invited me to watch cartoons with him. What’s the name of that

little pig?

I asked him.

Cheng kept his eyes on the TV and replied, “His name is Peppa, Peppa Pig.”. You

look so cute. The more

I look at this child, the more I feel that his heart is filled with water. When he grows up like this, his market will be no worse than Zhao Tinghao’s.

Whoo, whoo, I want such a good-looking son, too! Zhao Tinghao had just finished taking a bath and was passing by. His hair was still dripping. Suddenly he suddenly said, “I’m looking at that fool who looks like a hair dryer again.”.

“Page is not a hair dryer, not an idiot!” Xiaocheng retorted angrily.

“Zhao Tinghao, please shut up!” I am anxious, for fear that Xiaocheng is angry to cry by him, this overlord’s mouth is really cheap! I comforted Cheng: “Paige is so cute, not a hair dryer, not a fool.”. With a heavy hum,

Cheng went back to watching TV.

But everyone says Page is a hair dryer, and so do the kids in kindergarten.

Zhao Tinghao is addicted to teasing children.

No, no! Whoo, whoo.. Xiaocheng wailed loudly.

“Your uncle is talking nonsense. Don’t pay any attention to him.” No, this bully is really too hateful, we have to find a way to teach him a lesson! On the opposite side, Zhao Tinghao was having a haircut. Here I held Xiaocheng in my arms and said, “Xiaocheng, you must have a haircut in the first month of the lunar year.”.

Zhao Tinghao: … Tony: President, how about giving you a snappy buzz cut today?

Zhao Tinghao: Yes.

Do you think your uncle looks good with a buzz cut?

I asked Xiao Cheng.

Cheng curled his lips and said, “It should look good, but I still hate my uncle!” General Manager Ba went to the company for a meeting as soon as he finished cutting his hair. I accompanied Xiaocheng to recite three hundred Tang poems in the afternoon.

Have to say, his family’s strong IQ gene, we only read twice, Xiaocheng remember.

I was scared and excited all afternoon, always paying attention to the movement outside the door, and sure enough, at about 5:30, Zhao Tinghao came back, wearing a black baseball cap on his head.

Boss, why are you wearing a hat?

I suppressed a smile. Do you want to do street dancing?

“He snorted coldly,” What do you think? Xiaocheng and

I looked at each other, covered our stomachs tacitly and laughed.

Zhao Tinghao exasperated: “Qin Yuwei, I didn’t expect you to bribe my personal Tony!” What? What happened to

your Tony?

I continued to play the fool.

He began to break the pot, took off his hat angrily, turned his back to us, and pointed to the back of his head: “Then tell me, what’s going on?” Xiaocheng and I laughed even harder as we looked at Peppa Pig, whose hair was shaved off the back of his head.

I thought the bully would gamble with me for a few days, but he dragged me to the company the next day.

It was said that in order to prevent me from “corrupting” Xiaocheng, I couldn’t be a demon under his eyes.

What do you mean by leading a bad person?

What do you mean by being a demon? The first morning I

didn’t see Xiaocheng, I missed him. I didn’t have lunch with Xiaocheng for the first time. I miss him. As soon as I went to pick up a cup of coffee, I saw Lin Huiru stepping on a pair of sky-high heels.

According to the routine of the overbearing president’s article, the female number N came to the president’s office. She saw me a little surprised, at the same time the expression is quite embarrassed, explained that he just came from the city investment company, also said that Zhao Tinghao was there, he asked her to come back to take a document to the core company, very urgent. Although

I wonder when Zhao Tinghao went out, I don’t understand this kind of commercial thing, so I have to let her take it.

But she also said that her agent had just called her to shoot a commercial and asked me to take it for her.

I didn’t think anything was wrong for a moment, and I happened to be bored, so I agreed in a muddle.

When I took it to walk on the busy street, I realized that this document must not be sent! According to the president’s routine, this is absolutely the top secret information of a project of the head office! To be on the safe side, I still opened the document bag to confirm that it was really the bidding information for a new project of the head office! I was so angry that I patted my head, Qin Yuwei, how can you be so stupid! Now what? Take

the file back? If it

doesn’t work, it’s bound to be suspicious. Carry things by

yourself?

This is even worse, if Zhao Tinghao sees it, I’m sure I can’t afford it! I want to go home and watch cartoons with Xiaocheng.

Xiao Cheng! In a flash of inspiration, I came up with another brilliant idea. As soon as I got back to the company, Chao Ting-hao angrily asked me, “What did you take to give me the core?” A document.

I answered truthfully. The employees of the

company looked at us and were confused. What happened suddenly?

“Qin Yuwei, that’s..” Before he had finished speaking, I interrupted, “Oh, don’t worry, here are your papers.”. As I

spoke, I took the information out of my bag, except for the document bag.

What? Is she

Qin Yuwei? Is she

the president’s wife?

Didn’t you say she eloped with Leng Xuan? The

staff were all talking, and their tone and expression were full of incredulity.

The overlord grabbed the document and looked at it. Then he was relieved. After a while, he asked, “Didn’t you copy it for me?”?

Listen to what you are saying. What

about the document bag?

I just replaced the documents in the document bag with discs. As soon as

my voice fell, the air suddenly froze.

Zhao Tinghao’s ears turned red and he said, “Qin Yuwei, you are really there.” Then he turned and went into the office.

At this point, the staff gathered around and asked, “Madam President, did you really pass off that disc as a document and give it to the core?”? Of

course, but why are you so surprised?

Haven’t you seen the DVD?

They waved their hands frantically and shook their heads. No, no, no, just occasionally, occasionally.

I raised my hand and patted the shoulder of the clerk who shook his head the most. You’re not married yet, are you?

I tell you that after marriage, this kind of disc can not be watched less, especially after there are children in the family, you have to be forced to watch it.

They said meaningfully, “Tut, I didn’t expect the president to look cool on the surface and have this kind of hobby..” What are you still doing here? Is the

work done? General

Manager Ba did not know when to stand behind me and suddenly ordered. The

staff dispersed in a hubbub like frightened birds.

I was bored to discuss with a female employee which cosmetics are good to use on Taobao.

“Eh?”? Why does

your computer show a conference room?

I asked.

She said, “Oh, this is from the other side of the core. We secretly installed a camera there.”.

“Me:” Huh?

That’s not good.

She: “Don’t mention it, they bugged our conference room before!” Me: Why don’t you put more cameras over there? The

screen showed that they were going to have a meeting soon. She immediately put down her nail polish and turned up her voice. The staff all gathered around to watch. After they all sat down

over there, it should be a secretary who was playing the DVD player.

“Well, that’s the disc I gave them!” As soon as the staff heard me say this, one or two of them were suddenly in high spirits, staring at the computer screen, looking like they were not letting go of any clues. Are

they all so concerned about the company’s project?

Loyalty is touching.. A voice came from the computer. The speaker was a middle-aged man with a big belly and a bald head: This is the information from the Honghao Group. The person who sent the information said that all the things we want are in it.

Here, please express our gratitude and heartfelt respect to the brave man who risked being fired. Applause! So there was a warm applause.

I suddenly feel very embarrassed.

The meeting begins.

Everyone held their breath, and even some people over there took out their laptops and began to record important information.

Finally started playing the disc.

“Although I am just a sheep, the cleverness of the sheep is hard to imagine.” The song is joyful, the picture is joyful, and a few sheep are playing on the grassland.

There was silence for a long time, and finally someone said, “General Manager Wang, this doesn’t seem to be quite right.”. General

Manager Wang: Shh, don’t interrupt. Look carefully. The useful information should be in the back. Don’t miss it.

So they watched a whole episode of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. Once again,

I exclaimed, “The kids at home love to watch this.”.

Staff: “…” After the disc incident, Zhao Tinghao did not trust me to go to the company, he said I always make trouble.

Then don’t lock me up. Let me go out and find a job.

I propose. Don’t

even think about it.

Can’t I afford you?

“Me:” … … ” Overlord is not working overtime, Xiaocheng went to interest classes, such a boring day is a good time for me to sneak out to eat roadside stalls.

I came to the bustling snack street, where people jostled one another and the food was so fragrant that I couldn’t help drooling just by smelling it.

However, I walked around for 40 minutes and only ate chicken feet.

After that, I went to the mall, but I was so shy that I only bought a pair of socks. When I came out, I found that it was already dark.

I stopped a taxi: “Master, Longwan Villa.”.

I opened the car window, looked at the retrograde street scene, and felt the summer evening breeze, which was the taste of freedom.

Master, this is not the way to Longwan Villa.

Don’t take a detour on purpose to blackmail me, right?

Mingming came out of the city and turned left into the national highway, but how could it become more and more remote?

Girl, I’m not like that.

Later I learned that you are really not that kind of person, you are a kidnapper! Whoo, whoo, whoo, why is that?

Although according to the routine, the bully will definitely rescue me, but he just took an unusual way.

My hands and feet were tied and locked in an old warehouse, surrounded by walls, grey and dilapidated, with only a small skylight on the roof, echoing when I spoke. There are two kidnappers in the

warehouse.

This place is not likely to be discovered even if there is a human life. My fear arises spontaneously. Am I going to die here?

Two big brothers, I want to pee.

I said.

There is a urinal.

A kidnapper with a scar on his face pointed to the broken pot in the corner.

Forget it. I’m not going to pee.

Eldest brothers, why did you tie me up? Even if I

die, I have to die clearly. Maybe I can wear it back when I die. How do

I know?

The kidnapper was very thin, like a bamboo pole. If

you don’t know and tie me up, aren’t you afraid of arresting the wrong person?

I’m in a hurry. Are these two kidnappers idiots?

Suddenly Scar’s cell phone rang: “Hello, yes, I know.”. After hanging up the phone,

he dialed another number: Zhao Tinghao, your wife is in our hands now. If you want your wife to live, hand over the new project of Honghao Group! What, you don’t believe me?

Then I’ll let her call twice.

“Scar came over.” You, say something.

“” What did I say?

“Whatever you say!” I don’t know what to say.

Suddenly Scar slapped me in the ear. “I command you, say!” The blow made me really confused. My ears were buzzing and there was a smell of blood in my mouth. I didn’t recover for a long time. From the

phone came Zhao Tinghao’s loud voice: “Stop fighting!”! Didn’t she say that?

I hear you! The thin bamboo pole was suddenly enlightened: “Yes, brother, didn’t she make a sound?”.

Scar continued to threaten Zhao Tinghao: “If you don’t hand over the project at noon tomorrow, we will kill the ticket!” After he hung up the phone, he asked the thin bamboo pole to go through my bag, saying that there might be something important.

The thin bamboo pole came over and poured out all the things I had wrapped, but only a pair of socks and a signature photo of Lin Huiru. Why do

you have a signed photo of Lin Hui-ju?

The thin bamboo pole asked me.

Can I say that I want to sell it for money because I am poor? Without waiting for an answer,

he said, “Can I have it?”?

Huiru is my goddess.

“Me:” Take it.

Scar pushed the thin bamboo pole aside and came over to me and said, “If Zhao Tinghao hands over the project..” I interrupted, “Don’t waste your energy. He won’t hand it over.”.

The thin bamboo pole was puzzled and asked, Why?

Because he doesn’t care if I live or die.

Although I was his wife, he married me because of the pressure from his elders. During the period of marriage, he kept a mistress everywhere and got together with my sister. He didn’t care about my life at all.

“Scum!” The two kidnappers spoke in unison.

Two elder brothers, I didn’t make up a story. Zhao Tinghao didn’t like me at all. At the beginning, he imprisoned me, forbade me to go out, and let other women bully me at will.

“Scum!” He was going to give me to his business partner for a deal and force me to wear a backless dress.

“Scum!” “The most serious thing was that he forced me to donate my kidney to my sister. I didn’t agree anyway, so he took me to the hospital and forced me to dig up my kidney.” “Scum!” The two kidnappers were filled with indignation.

Big sister, what is this kind of man doing here?

Get divorced.

I’d like to get divorced, but it’s not that easy.

“I continue to cry,” although I am nominally Zhao Tinghao’s wife, I am actually very poor. Look, which rich woman only buys a pair of socks when she goes shopping? No

, right?

“Too much!” “Big sister, if you don’t dislike me, you can take me as your elder brother. When you get divorced and really have no money, I’ll support you!”. Scar also advised me, “Listen to my advice. You’d better find a chance to get divorced.”. Having

said so much, brother, I’m thirsty.

Big sister, wait a minute. I’ll find you some water. Then the

thin bamboo pole got up and went out.

Scar sat opposite me and looked at me thoughtfully. I was scared. He wouldn’t kill me suddenly, would he?

He sighed, “I don’t want such a lovely girl. Zhao Tinghao was kicked in the head by a donkey.”.

Me: Shrimp?

？

？

Before long, the thin bamboo pole brought me back water.

I drank water, chatted with the kidnappers for a while, and watched the happy comedian for more than hour on the thin bamboo pole’s mobile phone.

I was tired of watching and wanted to watch sweet Korean dramas. In order to make it convenient for me to watch dramas, the thin bamboo pole also downloaded a Korean TV drama into his mobile phone.

Although the two kidnappers had relaxed their guard against me, they still did not untie my hands and feet, and I dared not take the initiative to mention them.

Scar is more dedicated, has been muttering how Zhao Tinghao did not come, thin bamboo pole worried about me, afraid that the bully really abandoned me. This was

my first experience of kidnapping, and although I already felt physically and mentally exhausted, I was not sleepy at all.

Who knows if the kidnappers will cut me with a knife when they are unhappy? Throughout

the night, the two kidnappers took turns keeping vigil. I tried to pretend to sleep, but as soon as I closed my eyes, I felt so sleepy that I couldn’t resist endless sleepiness. After fighting with my eyelids for a while, I fell asleep. I

was woken up by a loud noise. When I opened my eyes in a daze, I heard someone holding a loudspeaker shouting: “Listen to the people in the warehouse. You are surrounded. Put down your weapons and release the hostages!” What, the police are here?

The thin bamboo pole was so frightened that he said, Brother, what should we do now?

Scar took a deep look at me, and I was so frightened that I immediately explained, “Big brothers, I didn’t call the police. You’ve been staring at me!” There was a loud bang, and two policemen kicked open the warehouse door with guns. Seeing this,

the kidnappers realized that they were at the end of the road, so they had to raise their hands and surrender.

Zhao Tinghao actually rushed in from outside the door, helped me untie the rope, and stroked my injured face: “Yuwei, how are you?”? Does

your face still hurt?

“I moved my wrist.” I’m fine.

The thin bamboo pole looked at Chao Ting-hao and spat, “Bah, a scum man!” The moment before I was put into the police car, the thin bamboo pole was still trying to persuade me: “Big sister, listen to my elder brother’s advice. Let’s get divorced. It doesn’t matter if you don’t want this kind of man.”.

“I wiped away my tears.” Divorce, definitely divorce.

Then I went to take a statement and didn’t go home until almost noon. Curiously,

I asked Ba Zong, “How did you know I was there?”?

The kidnapper didn’t turn off his cell phone, so he tracked it down.

“He continued,” Those two men don’t seem to be very skilled in business.

“I thought back,” It seems so.

Hearing that I had been kidnapped, my grandmother was so anxious that she came to my house overnight. Hsiao Cheng was also crying and clamoring to come. Now she is already on her way.

Grandma said that I was so wronged that I must have left a psychological shadow and must let me go to see a psychologist.

No way, Zhao Tinghao had to take me to XX hospital.

Psychologist surnamed Wu, male, over 30 years old. Mrs.

Chao, although this question may bring back memories of fear, don’t be afraid. Everything is over.

He had a gentle voice, a smile, and a gentle face.

This handsome doctor, I can, I can! What happened to you during the time you were kidnapped? People who watch happy comedies

together, but the most important thing is to chat with the kidnappers. The chat is very congenial.

“He looked surprised.” Watch TV together … And talk about it? What

did you talk about?

I peeked at Zhao Tinghao, who was sitting next to me, and I didn’t dare to say anything.

It’s all right, Mrs. Chao. Don’t be afraid. Only by speaking out can I enlighten you.

“Dr. Wu said in a coaxing tone,” Believe me, you will open your heart.

“Zhao Tinghao also agreed:” Yuwei, you say it.

I swear, this is the first time I’ve come here and the bully has spoken so softly to me! If I say something, you must not blame me.

“OK!” General Manager Ba is resolute.

So I held my little heart and told the content of the chat again. The air pressure around Zhao Tinghao was getting lower and lower. “You said you wouldn’t blame me,”

I warned. He was so angry that he could not break out, so he simply turned his head away from me.

So you used your unhappy marriage to gain sympathy from the kidnappers. Somehow

, Dr. Wu got a little choked up when he said this.

“Doctor, your light words can’t sum up my feelings. You don’t understand..” I think of Zhao Tinghao’s various sadistic acts against me, and my heart is blocked.

Who says I don’t understand? Dr.

Wu’s eyes suddenly glowed with water. I know, I know thoroughly! I feel very sad now.

“Hmm?”?

What’s going on? Dr.

Wu, what’s wrong with you?

He shed two lines of tears: Since you are willing to tell me about the misfortune of your marriage, I won’t hide it from you, and I’m not afraid of your jokes. Just an hour ago, I found out that my wife had an affair with my best friend. I said, “Why doesn’t my son look like me at all? He has shifty eyes. How can he be more handsome than me?”?

It is said that doctors should not work with emotion, and men do not shed tears easily, but I really can’t help it now, you must not complain about me after the end, whoo whoo.. I looked at the doctor who hid his face and cried bitterly. I raised my hand and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him. “Don’t cry. I won’t complain about you.”.

“He took out a piece of paper and blew his nose.” We’re both lost in the world, Mrs. Chao. I think the two kidnappers are right. You’d better find a chance to get divorced. When

Zhao Tinghao heard this, he said coldly, Oh, it’s none of your business whether my wife and I leave or not. You just need to do a good job as a doctor, or you won’t be a doctor in the future.

“I advised the bully,” Don’t be angry with him. Didn’t you see him crying so sadly?

Make way for him. Then

I enlightened Dr. Wu: “Doctor, don’t think about those sad things. There is a saying that if you want to live well, you have to wear some green on your head.”.

Adjust the state of mind, a man, this is nothing, everything in front of life is a passing cloud, everything is false, ethereal. Dr.

Wu raised his head and looked at me with misty eyes. “Mrs. Chao, what you said is really too reasonable. I want to cheer up!” I clenched my fist and said, “Let’s go together!” Zhao Tinghao’s face is full of black lines: “Qin Yuwei, you are here to see a psychologist, not to be a bosom sister …” But I don’t think he can enlighten himself. Let’s go.

General Manager Ba pulled me and was about to leave when Dr. Wu suddenly stopped me and said that I was on the hot search of Weibo.

I took out my mobile phone and saw the push: the most witty female hostage: chatting with the kidnappers to express their feelings, and finally succeeded in waiting for rescue. Police in Y City cracked a kidnapping case, two kidnappers were successfully arrested, and the hostage Qin was rescued safely.

It is understood that during the kidnapping period, Qin Mou made the kidnappers relax their guard by chatting with the kidnappers, and finally succeeded in rescuing them.

Kidnapper: Happiest day is to watch happy comedy with her (hostage).

And then the following is a video.

The reporter asked, “I heard that you chatted with the hostages about your feelings. What is going on?”? A thin bamboo pole with a

mosaic: That big sister is honest, and we’re talking nonsense together. When I come out, I’m going to find her and become sworn brother and sister.

Reporter: Why do you want to be brother and sister with her? Has

she caused you any emotional turmoil?

“Thin bamboo pole:” Alas, life is not satisfactory, my happiest time is to watch happy comedy people with her.

I just want to continue to have that temporary happiness.

After this kidnapping incident, I didn’t dare to go out for a week in a row for fear of retaliation.

When Xiaocheng brushed the video, he saw some children eating figs, which were childhood snacks made of radish shreds one by one.

The child was so greedy that he wanted to eat it. I had no choice but to appease him and say that I would change some for him.

What to do?

I dare not go out, even if I have dried radish. I

had no choice but to fool the child first.

I peeled the oranges one by one and concentrated on the white silk in the middle.

My behavior was mercilessly despised by Zhao Tinghao.

But I had no choice. Xiaocheng wanted to eat figs, so I had to coax him with this.

As I continued my delicate work, Zhao Tinghao suddenly said that his mother had just called and wanted to meet us.

Evil mother-in-law on the line, see the move! Then I thought, maybe she was going to force me to leave Zhao Tinghao and give me another million.

This I can I can! We came to a high-end coffee shop, and as soon as we entered the door, we saw an elegant woman sitting by the window.

Looks like she’s the one. Zhao Tinghao and

I used to sit opposite her.

Mom.

This cry of my mother is particularly awkward. Who’s mom

to call?

I don’t agree with you as a daughter-in-law! She rolled her eyes at me.

I changed my words: “Auntie.”. It’s much more comfortable to call

like this.

Mom, don’t do this.

Zhao Tinghao said.

The overlord’s mother took a sip of the coffee cup. “Qin Yuwei, you know, I have always disagreed with you to marry my Tinghao.”.

Yes, yes, yes, I know, I know.

Do you think I want to marry?

She suddenly pounded the table angrily. “Since you know, why do you still try your best to marry into our Chao family?”?

I have to say you’re a very scheming woman! Are you scheming?

I? Auntie

, who do you think is scheming?

I can’t stand it! She didn’t expect me to talk to her like that. She was obviously stunned. Then she pointed at me and said, “What are you talking about?”?

Do you dare to say that as a daughter-in-law?

Tinghao, look what kind of shrew you’ve married! This situation seems to be good for me, or I will take the opportunity of quarreling to get divorced.

Just as I was thinking about how to make a noise without losing momentum, I noticed the coffee in front of her.

Not good. As a rule of thumb, she’s going to throw it in my face later! Qin Yuwei! You.. She was so angry that her body was shaking and she should be brewing the action of splashing coffee.

I grabbed the cup of coffee with lightning speed and gulped it down.

Hiccup ~ ~ ~ “Qin Yuwei, what are you doing?”?

Zhao Tinghao was puzzled by my sudden act of grabbing coffee.

“I, I’m thirsty..” His mother is about to break out: “Qin Yuwei, you are an uneducated woman, not worthy of my Tinghao!” Wait, she’s got a cake in front of her! Will she just grab the cake and cover my face later?

So I grabbed the cake at the right time and ate it.

Qin Yuwei, what are you doing again? General

Manager Ba asked me again.

「…… I’m hungry.

The bully’s mother waved her hand and said, “Forget it. I can’t tolerate you now. You should divorce my son as soon as possible.”.

“” OK.

I pointed to her Chanel bag. Is there a divorce agreement in it? I’ll sign it right away.

“She looked surprised and then added,” Since you are so straightforward, I won’t hesitate.

So she took out a document bag from her bag, which was the divorce agreement.

I looked carefully, wow, if you divorce Zhao Tinghao, you can get 10 million break-up fee! Sign, definitely sign right away! Where’s the pen?

“I asked,” Auntie, didn’t you take a pen?

She was visibly stunned. “I didn’t expect you to be so straightforward..” I turned around and asked Zhao Tinghao, “Do you have a pen in your briefcase? Lend it to me.”. “

Qin Yuwei, you..” His eyes were dark and his expression was cold. “I haven’t decided yet, so I won’t leave first.”.

Me?

？

？

！！！ No, son, haven’t you always wanted to divorce?

His mother was more confused and surprised than I was.

Zhao Tinghao returned the divorce agreement to her, resigned and angrily pulled me out.

“Chao Ting-hao, what are you doing?” I struggled to break free, but the overlord’s hands were like iron pliers, and I couldn’t shake them off.

I looked back at his mother through the glass door and saw that she was so angry that she threw a knife at me.

When he came to the door, he finally let go of his hand.

I rubbed my sore wrist and said, “Zhao Tinghao, what’s wrong with you?”? Haven’t

you always wanted to get divorced?

“If I want to divorce, I have to bring it up first, and you can’t do it first!” Okay, okay, you first.

You dumped me, not me first, so let’s go sign it.

I couldn’t wait to pull him into the coffee shop.

“Qin Yuwei!” He looked at me angrily, then turned around and got into the car and left. The history that left me behind began to repeat itself, a president of a big company, no gentleman at all! I stood in place for more than half an hour, Zhao Tinghao still did not come back to pick me up, I had to find a nearby bus stop to sit.

Summer evenings are supposed to be beautiful, but now the sky is dark, swallows are flying low, the atmosphere is depressing, and it looks like it’s going to rain.

My stomach began to rumble and I was so hungry.

I bought a portion of stinky tofu from a random food stall and waited while eating.

If the weather did not cooperate, after a while the rain fell down, the rain was so heavy that the sky seemed to break a big hole. I don’t feel sad

at all, and I don’t need this kind of environment to render a sad atmosphere.

Just as I was eating well, Zhao Tinghao came to pick me up in his car.

I was stunned. Did you get over it so quickly? What are you

waiting for?

Get in the car! I said, “Oh,” and got on the bus with stinky tofu.

He frowned. “Are you eating this in my car?”?

Then I’ll go down and eat before I come up.

I was about to open the car door when he stopped me and said, “Don’t go down, just eat here.”.

Then he rolled down the window to get rid of the smell. The

rain wetted the windows and slid down a curtain of water.

The downpour doused the heat, and the whole city was filled with an earthy smell.

General Manager Ba suddenly leaned over, only a short distance away from me, and I could still feel his breath.

I was so nervous, “What are you going to do?”?

“He laughed.” Fasten your seat belt. I really can’t resist the romantic plot of

this kind of idol drama: I’ll do it myself.

You eat, I’ll help you.

He was unrelenting.

No, no, no. How can you bother the president with such a small thing?

I’ll do it. I’ll do it. The two of

us were fighting for the seat belt. I was holding the stinky tofu in one hand, and I could only spare one hand to stop him. It was like a mantis arm as a car.

Seeing him getting closer and closer, I had to push his head away with both hands in a hurry.

So the stinky tofu covered his head, the disposable plastic bowl covered it, and the gray and black soup flowed down the back of his head. The soup ran to his lips and he licked it reflexively.

Me: Doesn’t it taste great?

He took the plastic bowl from the top of his head and gnashed his teeth: “Qin, Yu, Wei!” “I said I would do it myself.” I pursed my lips and said, “Your hair seems to be a little long, and Paige is hairy.”.

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