Have you ever suddenly discovered that you have the experience of being like the heroine of a romance novel?
The first time I went on the road, I rear-ended a Ferrari. The car was flat. I took full responsibility. The owner was a handsome little milk dog.
Can see 570000 repair costs, there is no idea of any nymphomaniac. The front of my car was right up against the red rear of the car in front of me, and I didn’t realize that there was a traffic accident until the car behind me began to honk its horn.
When I was about to get off, I saw a horse on the car sign in front of me. Among the few things I know about cars as a female driver, this horse represents something bad. The car owner
in front of me knocked on my window twice. After I pressed the window, he was stopped by me before he could say the word “you”. Staring at the horse,
I said angrily, “Tell me first, is your car a wild horse or..” Ferrari.. The other side did not seem to think that I was so eager to learn, temporarily speechless, half a day to spit a sentence.
Look, there’s a capital F.
This is the first time I have met him.
Do you know the feeling of heartbeat when you still have two big questions to finish with five minutes to hand in the paper?
I know.
Sister, come down and solve it.
He bent down and called me outside the car door. My
sister called back my attention. Is this a Tianjin man?
When I turned my eyes from the horse to him, I realized that the cry of “sister” was really not unfair. The clear eyes that
have not been beaten by the society, and the fragrance of youth blown by the summer breeze.
Everything is clamoring that it’s good to be young.
Moreover, this body exudes the free breath of not lacking money, which makes people feel what is called the power from capital.
I took a deep breath and pretended to get out of the car.
At this moment, I can not lose, I am not myself, I represent all the proletarian groups, I can not let the capitalism in front of me look down.
But I just got out of the car. The
legs are weak.
Because I saw that Ferrari’s ass wasn’t just peeling paint, it was, it was deflated.. On the main street in the morning rush hour, two cars are in the middle of it, and there are car horns behind them. So
I left the world and stood alone. What came to
my ears were the sighs of the other proletarians: “I’m going to repair the car for at least 200,000 yuan, right?”?
“The little girl has been working for nothing for a few years.” “It’s really bad luck. Mother opens the door for bad luck. It’s bad luck.
Speaking the two-part allegorical saying, did I also praise you for a metaphor that you played really well. Take the insurance
normally, and I’ll pay for anything that exceeds the insured amount. It took
me all my strength to say the words that ruined me.
well, let’s fix the damage first.
I didn’t expect that I would be able to walk into a Ferrari 4S store in my lifetime.
I, a poor man in Tiantongyuan outside the Fifth Ring Road, came to Jinbao Street in the Second Ring Road of Beijing, where Old Money gathered. I took a deep breath unconsciously and felt the taste of luxury.
The young Ferrari owner’s name is Ouyang Lingling.
This is simply the name of the male protagonist in the campus novel, the compound surname in the dream, the reduplicated words in the ideal, not only noble, but also lovely.
Although he was dressed in plain clothes, loose white T and blue and white jeans.
But I have a golden eye, but I can clearly see that there is a particularly inconspicuous twist LOGO on the white T, which looks like Unicom.
We sat in the shop for a while, and the staff who were better dressed than me came over.
In fact, all the people in the shop are better dressed than me.
Mr. Ouyang, this is a maintenance bill. After deducting the insurance amount of 500,000 yuan, the remaining 70,000 yuan of maintenance costs need to be settled.
I froze.
A total of 570000 repair costs. You can buy three cars. The insurance won’t even cover your repair fee. I’ve just started my life and I’ve met a roadblock like you?
Mom, why did you give birth to me?
Dad, why did you buy me a car?
I’m only 25 years old, and I’m not guilty! I took a deep breath, laughing even uglier than crying, and asked, “Can I pay in installments?”? When the
staff members heard this, they even choked up, and their tears were even uglier than their laughter.
Master Ling Ling looked at me, sighed, then stood up and followed the staff.
He took out his mobile phone and paid in advance, moving flowing clouds and running water, without a trace of concern and hesitation in his micro-expression.
Then he said to me, “Go.”.
I lowered my head and said to him for a long time, “Come with me to my house.”.
“” What?
？
？
His pitch suddenly went up, and there was even a broken note.
I left my bank card at home, and there is a limit on the transfer. I have to go to the counter to withdraw it for you.
Only then did he relax and breathe out a breath of air. It seemed that he was very gratified to hear that he was so active in paying back the money.
My family. Just
stand at the door and don’t come in.
Then I went through the door to the bedroom and went to the wardrobe to look through my small treasury.
The thought of it coming to naught made my heart ache as if someone had grabbed it.
But even so, I didn’t pay off the seventy thousand yuan completely.
“You have 120 pounds!” “***!”?
I whooshed into the living room and stopped in front of the weight chart I had taped behind the door.
Glower.
Didn’t I tell you to wait outside the door?
How can you just walk into a girl’s house?
But this young master Ling Ling didn’t answer me at all. Instead, he continued to add fuel to the fire.
But you don’t seem to be 1.65 meters tall.
“” Close … Mouth.. The main thing is that I have never met such a … A girl.
“Oh, then Ning is really ignorant!” “Oh.”. There’s only fifty thousand left in the
card. I’ll pay you back the remaining twenty thousand in three months.
Forget it, you didn’t mean it.
“No!” How can I let you belittle the backbone of our proletariat.
But the backbone of the proletariat has not held up for a day, I slipped on my knees.
Yesterday, I asked for a day off because of dealing with traffic accidents. I not only emptied all my savings in the past two years, but also deducted a day’s salary for personal leave. Poor as
a church mouse, oh no, I came to work in debt, ready to roll up my sleeves, strive for performance bonuses, work hard and work hard.
But as soon as I turned on the computer to prepare for work, I found that I couldn’t find the customer base.
The fairy was kicked out of the customer base before she started her business?
Why？
whathappened?What’swrongwithme？
I was puzzled to ask the leader, he said that because the other side is a mutton products enterprise, my name is not appropriate, the customer leader suggested that I do not do this project.
I immediately looked at the mobile phone after listening to it. After
a humble explanation and pleading, it was not until I changed the “wild boar Page” I had used for many years to “Rebecca Hare” that I was pulled into the group again, so that I would not lose the job on which I lived.
Just after changing the name of the micro-letter, I saw the WeChat sent by the young master.
Sister, do you finally find that your WeChat name is not pleasant to hear? Is
your wechat name very good?
「。
A full stop.
Do you think you are a famous sketch actor?
When I wanted to type a retort, a sad sentiment made me silently delete the words I had just typed. At the age of 21,
he may not know who the full stop is. Master
Ling Ling sends WeChat greetings every day.
Although the words are different, in my eyes, they all mean same thing. Did you work hard to pay off your debts
today?
In order to collect the 20,000 yuan as soon as possible, I didn’t even repair my own car. Every day, I moved my body, which was crushed by debt, on the crowded Line 5. The
creditor’s WeChat came again today.
Sister, my car has been repaired.
“” Okay. Do you
want to celebrate?
」「？
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？
Celebrate what?
Is it to celebrate my chest being squashed flat by the dirty shoulders in front of me?
Or do I celebrate the fact that in order to save toilet paper, I even forced myself to take a dump in the company?
I can’t do anything else now, but when it comes to living a poor life, I have the confidence to start a class.
What “How to live a month with 100 yuan?”? What memorable things have
you done to save money?
Get out of the way. I’ll answer.
To celebrate the repair of my car.
Congratulations, just celebrate with your friends.
“” Oh.
After a while, his WeChat came again.
Sister, are you at home at night?
My family just bought some delicious truffles. I’ll bring you some.
Truffles?
？
？
Ha-ha, high-end ingredients, often only need the most simple way of cooking, I put it in the hand-grabbed cake, or sprinkle it on the baked cold noodles?
Is this young master making fun of me?
？
？ Is
this the food that Beipiao can cook?
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？
But Master Ling Ling didn’t just say that. He arrived at my door in the evening.
When I changed my plan for a whole day and finally got home with my huge body of 300 kilograms, I saw him standing at my door with so many things.
Not only truffles, but also pasta, cream, mushrooms, shrimps, olive oil.. Even salt and a bucket of Evian water.
The street lamp shone on his head and shed a piece of light, which was a little strange and beautiful.
You, standing here, don’t attract mosquitoes?
I spoke feebly.
I’ve bitten several bags! You see.
Then a white arm was handed over. “What’s the matter? Let me blow it?”? Why do
you bring so many things here?
“” Cook for you ~ “” How do you know I can’t afford to eat?
Today, with a pair of exquisite disposable chopsticks, I walked around several times among my colleagues who were having lunch in the tea room before I could barely eat enough. How did
he know?
Is this the eyes of the rich like torches?
Master Ling Ling came into my house, put down his things, wandered around the living room, and then turned around and looked at me with special heartache.
You can’t afford to eat?
“” Mmm.
Quickly said the rest of the money do not have to return, I immediately nodded, absolutely do not pretend.
Then I heard a distant sigh from him, full of a hint of regret for life.
“Hey..” This is not thin?
Or 120?
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He’s peeking at my scale again! Isn’t it said that a girl can’t weigh more than 100?
Sister, why do you exceed so much? Did you
eat too much? Did
I bring the wrong pasta?
Why don’t you just eat some mushrooms? Every time
he said something, I took a step until I reached the worktop and reached for a kitchen knife.
Sister, where are you going?
I’ll do it, and you can taste my cooking! Is it?
Then you can also try my knife skills.
Damn it, what are you doing with a knife?
Hack you to death.
“No, no, you can’t go to the road of crime like Zhang San!” In the past three months, I have paid back fifteen thousand yuan twice, and I still need five thousand yuan. Some of
the money was overdrawn by credit cards, some was saved from their teeth, some was borrowed from their leaders, and some was cheated by their colleagues.
We all discussed in private whether I had a problem or not?
Why are you in such a hurry to ask for money, but you are afraid that I will be sad and dare not ask me face to face.
Then, at a party, they found out the “truth” by their own efforts.
That night, on the eve of the National Day holiday, the department had a dinner. I had to eat and drink freely in the past few months. As a result, I drank too much.
The next day, I woke up in my own bed. My
colleagues not only sent me home, but also helped me take off my shoes, windbreaker, quilt and curtains.
It also retains T-shirts and underwear with a sense of proportion.
This must be the little fellow sitting next to me.
I rolled over and got out of bed.
As he walked to the living room, he reached into his clothes, unbuckled his back, lifted his left arm, pulled down the shoulder strap from the sleeve of his T-shirt, lifted his right arm, pulled down the shoulder strap from the other sleeve, and reached into his T-shirt to take out his underwear.
Ah, Shu.. Are you awake? ***
me, who?
How is it you? What are
you doing here? Why is
Master Ling Ling on my sofa? With my underwear in one hand,
I ran back to the bedroom, closed the door, and talked to him with only one head.
You drank too much yesterday. I sent you back. You snored very loudly. I was afraid that if you couldn’t breathe.. I didn’t leave.
“” Cheat a ghost?
I had a party with my colleagues yesterday. How could you send me back?
Your colleague asked me to come.
」「What？
Then how do you know my colleague?
“I don’t know them. They used your WeChat to contact me.” Why did they contact you?
？
？
？ They thought it was your nickname for your boyfriend
because of the “creditor” you gave me on Wechat. So he contacted me.. I was speechless and choked.
I should give my colleagues a thumbs up for their reading comprehension and ability to extract the main idea. When
I hurriedly dressed and came out of the bedroom, he took a glass of milk and handed it to me.
Your colleagues are all very nice.
They didn’t ask you anything? Yes
, ask me what I have to do with you.
I choked again. What did
you say? But
he stopped talking and looked at me.
“Say it!” What do you want me to say? I
‘m sure I don’t want them to know that I was stupid enough to crash a Ferrari, and the already poor Beijing drifter girl added insult to injury.
“Speak quickly!” I said you and I are friends.
“” What? Friends of
P?
“” Mmm.
“P Friends?”?
Friend?
A poker friend?
Spelling friends? Friends
of Pao?
？
？
Holy shit, pao-friend?
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？
With the brains of these perennial melon seed gossips in the company, they are definitely thinking about the last aspect! My hands are shaking. Can’t I hold my head up in the company any more.
Rebecca hare is useless. I am a horny bad girl now.
-Hey, Rebecca Hare, can’t believe you’re so horny?
-Hey, that’s right. What’s good about not being lustful?
How are you?
The sun is shining brightly, but my face is already red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.
But the big young master in front of him smiled.
All right, all right, I’m kidding. I said it was your friend.
」？
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Areyoukiddingme？
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But the smile on his face clearly told me, “Yep, I ‘mkiddingyou!.” When I got the reassuring answer, I finally picked up the glass of milk and drank it.
But the eldest young master opened his mouth again.
But they didn’t believe me. They kept saying how lucky you were.
“Poof!”! “And when we helped you out to my car together, they said that it was so expensive to know me, no wonder they were so short of money recently.” And your colleagues are very careful, saying that they would rather knock you on the head than damage the car, otherwise you can’t afford it.
“” What do you mean?
You didn’t drive this time, so you can’t break my car again.
My God! Can I not know what they think? How do
I explain that?
My colleagues mistakenly think that I rented a luxury car for you to drive in order to support you, a gigolo, so now I just need to eat bran and pharynx vegetables.. After that, Master Ling Ling went to my company to see me twice. I was seen by
my colleagues. The image of
me, a poor girl, spending a huge sum of money to support a man for a moment’s pleasure, is a solid hammer.
But what makes me more confused is that the frequency of Master Ling’s appearance in front of me is too frequent.
From time to time, they pestered me to chat and meet, and I could detect something wrong even if I was dull.
Could it be that the Internet celebrities who weighed no more than 100 before were tired of getting along with each other and wanted to know more about the poor little aunt like me?
In line with the purpose of not asking my best friend when things happen, I sent my confused situation to the group.
I’m sure they’ll wake me up by scolding me. After all, “I can’t get along with the wrong family,” “Rich people don’t have fun,” and even tell me, “How can rich people be good enough for me?
But what do you send?
“Go!” When will you keep me?
You finally have someone to take?
」WTF？
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Gan Oh! Finally, the time to pay back the money for the last time. With a huge sum of five thousand yuan in my bag,
I arrived at McDonald’s, the place where I had made an appointment with the rich young master. Every time
this second-generation rich man paid him back, he asked me to give him cash face to face. At first, I thought this was probably a unique hobby of the rich that no one knew about. It was only now that I dared to make a weak judgment that “he wanted to ask me out.”.
McDonald’s.
I picked up the chicken nuggets in my hand and dipped them in the dipping sauce. I ate them very well. Every time I saw him, I improved my food.
Why do you have to have cash? Can’t I transfer money to you? You can transfer money under
fifty thousand! I don’t feel much when I transfer money. I prefer the touch of RMB.
“” Oh? Did you buy your
car with cash?
“That’s for sure!” You seem to be in good health.
I took a bite of the chicken nugget and glanced at him. When he
heard this, he was obviously confused for a moment, but he immediately puffed out his chest and proved it to me.
That’s for sure! Ask for Bing! Stop, stop, stop, I didn’t talk to you about that.
“You took the initiative to..” I picked up another French fry, dipped it in ketchup, and glanced at him.
Do you know how much 40 thousand Zhang Mao’s grandfather weighs?
He shook his head.
It’s not much lighter than me. I’d rather be able to carry it. Can I be in poor health? With
that, I ate this delicious French fry, which was crisp outside and tender inside.
“Oh.”.
Then he thought for a moment, nodded, and added heavily.
That’s really heavy.
“Gan!”! Sister, you are single, aren’t you?
“” So what if it is?
“Me too!” Hmm?
“Then can we..” Hearing this, my heart seemed to miss a beat.
But I needed to calm down, and once I opened it, I couldn’t get it back, so I stopped the conversation immediately. Is
it possible to form a mutual advice group for single people?
He paused for a moment.
No.
Don’t you just forget it? Have you finished?
“I mean, can we..” Ready to go?
“Don’t interrupt!” He actually yelled at me.
I mean, can we have a relationship?
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Have you ever seen “Little Master of China”?
Do you remember the surge of worship in your heart after eating the dishes of the little master?
At this moment, I seem to feel the feeling of spring flowers after eating a mouthful of fried rice with sour plum.
But reason tells me that I can’t agree. Think about it with my ankles. Everyone knows how unreliable such a match is.
I took a deep breath, plucked up my courage and said, “No.”.
“” Why? It
‘s not appropriate.
」「……」 As a result, Master Ling Ling, who was sitting opposite me, lowered his head sadly. He
seemed to have sobbed twice. Have
I gone too far? Is the self-esteem of the
rich second generation so easy to be hurt?
After a while, he kept his head down.
I am really a sin.
But just as I was about to open my mouth to comfort him, he asked me in a loud voice, “Don’t you want me?”?
“” What?
I know I don’t have so much income now, but I will work hard. Shall we be together?
“Come on, if you don’t have a high income, no one can compare with you.” Before I had finished speaking, the grief-stricken teenager opposite snatched the words away. The people
around us even stopped eating hamburgers and turned to look at us.
“I know I’m in the company now, and no one flatters me except flattery, but if you give me a few more years, I’m sure you’ll be satisfied. I’ll buy you a Ferrari and a big house!” Other people who ate chicken wings did not move their hands holding the chicken wings, and deliberately turned their bodies around to watch the play with a complicated look.
You shut up! Do you want me to die socially, you! I really like you and cherish our relationship. You lied to me once before, saying that you were going to have an interview in a different place. It was just an eye-opener, not necessarily a real job. I believed it. As a result, you didn’t come back for a year and broke up with me.
At that time, I was desperate to find you, which saved our relationship, and now you want to do this again?
Damn it, you’re here to give me The Birth of an Actor. If you do that again, I’ll leave right away.
I was so angry with the person in front of me, who was possessed by the drama spirit, that I almost had cerebral thrombosis.
“Girl, this young man is very affectionate. You can’t do that.” An old woman put down her chicken wings and came to me. She looked at me ferociously and then looked at the eldest young master sympathetically.
As the saying goes, acquaintances are bound by a thread. Cherish this fate. The young man is begging you so much. Why don’t you turn around?
Master Ling Ling covered his eyes with his hands and was still sobbing, but his big eyes obviously looked at me through his fingers. Damn, it was intentional.
“Auntie, it’s really not what you think.” Before I finished speaking, Master Ling Ling snatched the words away again.
“Auntie, I’m fine, but I don’t have the ability. She should not like me, even though I already work overtime every day to earn money, buy her a bag for her birthday, flowers for Valentine’s Day, chocolates for Christmas..” It’s not easy, young man.
She likes to get angry, and when she’s in a hurry, she hits me and scolds me, but I don’t fight back.
Young man, you are really a long aunt. I’m in tears. Aunt will introduce you to a girlfriend.
Auntie, no, I don’t have a place for another girl in my heart right now.
It’s all right. If you figure it out one day, you can tell your aunt that she left you the phone. You can’t live without hope.
“” Well, thank you, Auntie.
McDonald’s has been discussing it one after another, and I seem to have the illusion for a moment that I am really the bad woman who is sorry for him.
He put down his hands and asked me. Do
you promise me or not? Before
I could say it, the denunciation in my ear had already made a choice for me. If I don’t agree today, I’m afraid I won’t be able to get out of here alive.
I.
Answer.
Should.
You.
Forget it.
You.
Win.
Here we go.
I, the sinner, finally fled the scene amid a chorus of condemnation. As soon as
we reached the secluded place, the eldest young master burst into a series of barbell-like laughter.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”” I clap it past! “I’m telling you, if someone takes a picture of it and it goes on a hot search, my reputation will be ruined!” It’s all right, just remove the hot search.
Hot search can also be withdrawn as soon as it is said?
“” All the time.
12 I finally said yes.
I didn’t expect that I could find a rich second generation boyfriend who was four years younger than me and could afford to drive a Ferrari.
Not only did I not think of it, but also Yingying and Yanyan in the circle of the second generation of the rich. A few days after
we were officially dating, a girl with a wasp waist and buttocks who “weighed no more than 100” came to me. After
watching so many years of idol drama, the heroine’s experience finally happened to me today. What qualifications do
you have to associate with Master Ouyang (hearing this sentence, I’m sorry that I automatically brought the name of Daomingsi into the play)? Don’t
you look at your terms? You are so
fat and dusty. Hurry to stay away from him. You are not welcome in our circle.
“I don’t know what dirty tricks were used to force Master Ouyang to stay with you!” “Foxy!” I am in high spirits when I hear it. Where is the
fox spirit. No one’s
ever said that about me! The little girl is a good judge of character at a young age.
I really deserve it! Seeing my lack of interest in fighting with her, the little girl stopped me and asked, “Why on earth can you let him go out with you?”?
Not to mention that the children of the rich are better? He grasped the essence of the problem
at once. I can’t answer
this question. If you ask me, who will I ask?
But she has a posture that I won’t give an explanation and won’t let me go, so I have to think of one now.
Maybe it’s because I’m poor and old. Maybe
Master Ouyang wants to poverty alleviation to help his old age.
I don’t think you have a chance when you’re old, but if you’re poor, you can still try. Go home and persuade your family to donate all their property. Maybe you can get a chance for your young master Ouyang to like you.
Then the other party was stunned, and he must have been shocked by my sober understanding.
Before she came to her senses, I quickly slipped away. At dinner in the
evening, the girl asked me a question, and I asked the young master Ling Ling intact.
Poof, so direct?
“” Well, I was asked.
“” Well, you’re not old and poor.
“” Is that?
It just makes people comfortable.
」「…… What are you talking about?
That is, the three outlooks are very positive. They make people very comfortable, and they work hard, and they are also very cute. After listening to it,
I felt very comfortable, but I didn’t intend to let him go. That’s
all?
Not beautiful?
Beautiful? Good
figure? Do you have
these? You should know them in your heart.
I picked up a fish ball and threw it, and he caught it with precision.
By the way, I guess someone will come to talk to you later.
“” Who is it?
“” My mother.
I’ll go.. Is it the kind of drama that gives you five million yuan and leaves my son?
“” No. Master
Ling Ling’s guess is very accurate. As expected,
his mother found me and made an appointment in a luxurious and extraordinary club. Sure enough,
she didn’t say “Give me five million” to me.
Instead, he said directly to me, “Leave my son.”.
Auntie, you don’t play by the rules, which makes it hard for me to go on.
Auntie, calm down. I know I don’t deserve it, and I didn’t mean to. Really, I promise.
Why approach him?
It was in the morning rush hour that I accidentally rear-ended his car, and then I paid for it, but I didn’t have enough money, so it took me three months to pay it off.
“” That’s it? That
‘s it, really, I swear, I really don’t want anything from your son. If
you don’t show up, why don’t you disappear? “
I’m afraid my parents will kill me if they know I’m running away..” Mmm. What do
you do now? A small clerk in an
advertising company, with an annual salary.. That one 120 thousand, annual salary of 13.
“” Is it hard?
No hard work, no hard work, just 996. Do you have any plans for the
future?
“” Later?
Promotion and salary increase to the peak of life?
All right, have some tea. This tea is good.
“” Oh, yes, aunt.
Is that the end?
No storms?
No bloodshed? After finishing this cordial meeting
with Master Ling Ling’s mother, I immediately sent him a WeChat.
Your uncle, didn’t you tell your mother about us at all?
“” Oh, no.
So is it all for me to bear? Is
my mother difficult to deal with?
It’s not difficult, it’s just.. Caught off guard.. Because I know my mother will like you. It doesn’t matter too much. Too much. She will think I’m protecting you, but she doesn’t like you.
Thank you, Nong, for knowing so much about how to get along with mother-in-law and daughter-in-law at such a young age.
“” Oh, is this mother-in-law and daughter-in-law?
」「…… Go away “” Hahahahahahaha, I am your creditor, you can’t run away. Tips
: After reading another article on hemorrhoids in this column, many people commented that they wanted to make an appointment for hemorrhoids surgery to see if they could meet Dr. X by chance, but after reading this article, please don’t try to crash into a luxury car.
In addition, girls alone outside do not get drunk, there are still many dangers, this article is entirely for the needs of the plot.
Salute.
. Focus on not getting lost ~
