I still blasphemed the gods, took advantage of her amnesia, lied to her as my wife, and made love with her bed. She didn’t know that I was the son-in-law chosen by the Emperor of Heaven.
Two-sided emperor × animal fairy, sweet love, ten generations of entanglement, the full text has been completed.
Immortals and mortals are different, but he forced me to stay by his side, saying that he was just rubbing. My fairy spirit doesn’t do anything to me. And the reality is: “Let go!”! Let me go, you shameless!
This is my tragic experience of being imprisoned in a palace by a mortal emperor, with a fairy rope tied to his feet, which he put back and forth like a kite every day to satisfy his delusion of consolidating the fate of the country by means of feudal superstition.
He said that with me by his side, he could rub the fairy spirit.
Rub your sister.
I tell you, it’s not that I belittle myself. At my level, if I hadn’t landed in the palace, it would have been the limit for an old sow of a farmer’s family to have a few more cubs. It would have been difficult to bless the prosperity of the six animals in the village, but also to protect the prosperity of his country. Isn’t this a trouble.
At this moment, I was very broken. I just moved my hands and feet a little in the air. He thought I was going to run away. With a miracle pull, my ankle was almost broken. I couldn’t hold back my strength. I plunged down from the air and knocked him to the ground.
We looked at each other, the tip of our nose almost facing the tip of our nose, and we were silent for a moment. At this time,
I deeply felt that the first emperor, the first emperor, and the first emperor of his family were all senior color blanks. Otherwise, how could the face of the first generation, like a shoehorn, be transformed from generation to generation with the bone and blood of a beautiful woman into the present appearance of bringing disaster to the country and the people? At
such a close distance, I can only feel that this man’s eyes are like the bright moon, with stars inside. Rao is my immortal bone, and his appearance is flawless, and he may not be as attractive as him.
He put his arms around my waist, and his thumb sank into my waist, so itchy that I felt crisp all over. He tried to support his chest with his hand, and then stopped his lips in front of him. He looked at me with eyes full of stars, and his beautiful lips were full of heat. “Fairy, don’t go.” That’s
really enough! Is the expression of this innocent little milk dog what you should put on as an emperor?
“The mountains and rivers are broken, and the wind and rain are shaking. All the people in the world depend on the fairies for their peace.”
Oh.
Yes, he kept me for the safety of all the people in the world.
I’m just moving my arms and legs, not leaving. Why are you so nervous? Hanging this fairy with a bundle of fairy ropes all day is already out of line, and dragging me around is really unreasonable!
I pushed him away and sat up and tossed my sleeve.
“Did it hurt you?” He got nervous, took my ankle, looked at it again and again
, and saw the red marks on it, and the whole handsome face was pulled together.
“Hypocrisy.” I pulled my ankle back and rolled my eyes in place.
“How can fairies calm down?”
He has a sincere face.
“I want to go to the talent show in the Heavenly Palace after two days.” I haven’t seen this kind of excitement yet.
He took a deep look at me, his eyes flowing, and there was no emotion on his face.
“Fairies don’t have to do that. If you want to enter my palace, I’ll sweep the couch to greet you.”
“I’m just going to have a look!” What are you doing here to flatter yourself? I give you a mortal
to fill the harem. I don’t want to lose face?
“Well,” he said, raising his eyebrows and smiling. The smile had a special meaning. “The fairies
are free. Where can’t you go in my palace?”
How interesting. The way he discharged everywhere was exactly the same as his mother, who was a fox spirit
.
I’m tied to your wrist. Where can I go?! The most excessive thing is that it’s all tied
to your wrist, but you still leave me on the roof in a mysterious way every day. You’re too bullying
!
I’d like to see what kind of first and second wives you’re going to choose for yourself. I don’t know if the body bones raised by hundreds of families in the cold palace have grown well. A lot of beauties with fat swallows are waiting for you to turn over the brand. Can your waist and kidney stand it?
Perhaps my intention was too obvious, he took a deep look at me, smiled and bent his eyes, and straightened his waist without any trace. I’m looking forward to
this opportunity to listen to the corner.
What a lot of old ladies! And they’re all so beautiful! Women in the
fairy world are all the same, but there are subtle differences in the corners of the eyes and the tips of the eyebrows. On the whole, they are almost perfect. Wearing the same clothes, they can hardly tell who is who. If they see too much, they will feel dizzy.
The mortal woman is different.
Some of them are cute with a little baby fat. Some of them are charming and seductive. Ring fat swallow thin, each has its own charm.
Especially as soon as the emperor appeared, these girls were all flushed and full of hope, forming what a vibrant scene!
But the emperor had a cold face, as if the girls owed him a lot of money.
But that shouldn’t be a reason for the girls to quickly divert their attention from him, should it? Iceberg handsome boy is also very fragrant?
Oh, people are looking at me. It’s okay.
I quickly adjusted my posture, and my posture fluttered like flying apsaras. The posture of sitting cross-legged on the top of the emperor’s head
just now is too much like shitting on his head. Indecent, indecent. Just then the
emperor tightened the rope and pulled me close to him, so close that my face was almost close to his. “Fairy, which one do you want to keep?” He asked me.
Fortunately. Does happiness come so suddenly? I swallowed my saliva and rubbed my hands like a fly. I looked at the beautiful women in the garden and remembered to pay attention to my own image. I quickly folded my hands and put on an inscrutable look: “That, that, and that..” Only
children make choices. Of course, adults like me have to take the lovely girls in one pot!
As a result, as soon as the count was over, a woman stood up next to the table and said, “Ridiculous!”! You sorceress, just pick some crooked melon and cracked dates to be selected, but are you afraid that a beauty like me will enter the palace and take away your favor?
Ha? You? Beauty? In my stomach, which
does not eat the grain of the world, I felt a sudden upturn.
Ugly is not the top ugly, just a pair of acerbic look, if she can be favored, the little emperor is blind. I let her out of the palace for another bright future, but she not only did not appreciate it, but also slandered my intentions?
“Lin Lin has misunderstood me,” said the emperor, smiling at the unkind maid. “It’s just that the fairies have seen so many beauties like you in the upper world that they don’t feel beautiful anymore.”
“Cousin!” Linlin stamped her feet. “You’re still talking to her!”
“Be good, you must be the noblest woman in my palace. There are three thousand beauties, and no one can go beyond you.”
Linlin threw her sleeve, shouted “hate”, smiled, and looked at me again, her eyes were full of pride.
Ha? Your cousin is a childhood sweetheart. It’s all right. It’s all right!
Sure enough, in addition to the little cuties I chose, Linlin also entered the palace smoothly, ranking among the imperial concubines.
That night, the little emperor turned over her sign and set up the Ganquan Palace. While
these two people were there, I was sitting on the glazed tiles of Ganquan Palace and eating red melon seeds. Pain in
the face? It doesn’t exist. Tool people have no self-respect. When I
was in Heaven, the Emperor of Heaven ordered one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, and I was one in one hundred thousand. The Queen Mother held a banquet for three thousand palace maids to welcome and send off, and I was one in three thousand. I
am a brick, and I move it wherever I need it. The road
to immortality is long, and I have already made clear my position: once I come to this world, I am just a person who makes up the number.
When Chongming Xianjun ordered a man to come down to earth to answer the plunder, he said, “It’s just a change of Dynasties in the human world. Why should I come down to earth as a princess in the celestial world?”? Is a female fairy, can complete this task. If you don’t believe me, just send one down. Just her! With a big hand,
he pointed to me, who had no sense of existence, and then I came.
Even though I have long been used to “the leader moving his mouth, and I broke my leg,” I deeply feel that I can’t stand it now.
After all, this task is to subvert the regime, so that the gas has run out of the big Xie Dynasty completely pole fart.
I’m the one who makes up the number. How can I do that?
But I have to finish the job. I promised to finish the job.
Who told Chongming Xianjun to touch the top of my hair and say to me, “Little girl, I have noticed you for a long time. At the Peach Fair, you wore a yellow skirt and held a peach once in 6000 years in your hand, but you seemed to be holding a hot potato, afraid that it would explode.”. At that time, I felt that this little girl was really interesting. This time, you don’t have any pressure, just go to play. I’ll take care of everything.
He He really remembers me! All my
life, I have been as ordinary as a drop of water in the sea or a grain of sand in the desert. I have never thought that I have left a trace in the eyes of such a favored son of heaven as Chongming Xianjun, showing a little bit of specialness. For this little bit of specialness, I am worth it.
I always remember Xianjun’s smile. The sky is
clear and bright, the immortal has silver hair and blue eyes, the muscles and bones are like snow, and the beauty of all things in the world takes root and sprouts in this smile.
Just smile at him. It’s a disaster for the country. I can do it!
This task is really not difficult.
The Daxie Dynasty was already rotten at the root. There were many powerful families, the treasury was empty, and the aristocratic families annexed the land, forcing the peasants to become tenants. The tenants were forced to die, and they rose up one after another.
Watching the Dynasty like a candle in the wind, a touch is collapsed, partial in this cold palace, the rise of a star.
My mission is to put out the star.
I’ve been here for such a long time, and I’ve seen him work as hard as if he had taken drugs all day long. He practices martial arts in the morning, goes to court every morning, and writes memorials to the court until the middle of the night. He is riding the dust on the road of no return.
To let him choose a wide range of girls is to let him take a dissolute route. So even if the Dynasty is gone, the little emperor somehow got a euthanasia. As a result, he chose such a cousin to enter the palace, and he did not know who was whoring with whom.
Deficit.
It’s a great loss.
The two of them fought fiercely for a while, and the action was fierce. Would one of them drag me to the ground carelessly? It
‘s too hard for me.. As soon as
I thought about it, there was a sudden force on my ankle.
The little emperor was particularly persistent in tying the other side of the fairy rope to his wrist, so when he moved, I must also move. As soon as I moved like this, I slipped down from a slippery wheel on the glazed tile, followed by a buttock running back to the moon, and the melon seed shells on my skirt were scattered all over the people below.
“Who!” The shrill female voice below broke through the clouds, “Who doesn’t have eyes to run wild on the head of this palace?” As soon as
I saw this, the little emperor and his newly minted imperial concubine had already come out, and were performing two lines of farewell tears at the gate of the Ganquan Palace. However, I, because I was distracted by recalling the glorious years of the past on the glazed tiles, did not notice that he had gone so far, and was finally pulled by the fairy rope.
So soon? Sure enough, it’s not very good. I’ll mend it for him later.
“You again!” The imperial concubine was very angry and pointed at me with trembling fingers. I smiled coldly, ignored her, only silently released all over the body of immortal gas pressure, immediately the body of the golden
light. What is
my identity, what is your identity, no matter how you act as a tyrant among mortals,
I am a fairy, but also afraid of you?
The imperial concubine could not bear the pressure and could not control herself. She knelt down on her knees, her shoulders trembling, and gradually crawled
to the ground. I added a little fire, and she spat
out a mouthful of blood.
“Mo Wan!” Before the imperial concubine could plead for mercy, the little emperor, whose dragon spirit protected his body from being affected,
lost his composure and became anxious. “Don’t make a scene.”
Ooh.
I laughed again.
“Who does the emperor think he is, that he can already tell this fairy what to do?”
The emperor’s face turned white inch by inch, but sank inch by inch. The
fairy rope is tightened and tightened for no reason. This is a threat.
I looked at him with pity, raised my leg slowly, and untied
the knot on my ankle. It’s true that
this treasure is awesome, but do you use it to amuse children? Do you think I can’t run away if you don’t tie up this
fairy tightly?
Old Niang again dish, also be genuine goods at a fair price fairy, if not want to subvert you, still can let you tie up today? The
next instant, the fairy rope in my hand burst like a snake, and suddenly wrapped around my waist. The emperor turned over his wrist and quickly pulled me to his side. His skill of practicing martial arts for many years was as fast as lightning. Then he tied me up firmly, grabbed my collar, and whispered in my ear, “Don’t push me.”
Then, regardless of my frantic struggle, he carried me back to the Ganyuan Palace like picking up the goods.
Grass.
Rate..
The little emperor strode into the Qianyuan Palace and threw me on the ground. Without the eunuch’s hand, he turned left and right and slammed the palace gate. The
palace was dark, with only a few solitary lamps, and half of his face was hidden in the shadows, which was particularly frightening. I puffed out my chest and glared at him, trying to maintain the only trace of momentum I had, but I saw him approaching step by step and pushing me into the corner of the bed bit by bit. His eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, and his starry eyes were full of power: “Did you do it on purpose?”
I couldn’t help sneering, “I did it on purpose. What can you do to me?” I
really thought I was afraid of you! Is not the KPI can not be completed? Isn’t it just a last resort for performance? When have I ever been afraid of a crane tail like mine? Supervisor K me, I promise to kneel
down and cry for my father immediately! I’m sure he won’t be able to slap me with snot and tears! For more than
a thousand years, I have never lost in terms of the speed of admitting mistakes!
As a result, the little emperor did not start to PK with me, but chuckled.
Seeing his smile, I was immediately confused. What do you mean? Are you out of breath?
“Jealous?” His starry eyes were curved, and the corners of his mouth showed a beautiful little tiger tooth. “So you could have gone and pretended to be tied up all the time and stayed with me. What happened?”? Can’t bear to part with me?
What. What a mess, can’t bear to part with you? Who can’t bear to part with you? I can’t bear to part with you, a ball of wool.
However On the other hand, the tiger tooth is too foul! Usually this guy basically does not smile, all the year round with a coffin face, this sudden smile, unexpectedly revealed such a cute little tiger tooth, instantly revitalized this evil to some distorted face, my little darling, ah, I am a thousand years old, I can not withstand ah!
Can’t bear to look, can’t bear to look.
I turned my head and said, “The fairy just knows that even if she breaks free, she will only end up like this today.”
Say, supplemented by a face of pain.
As far as I am concerned, I am ashamed of the immortal world. If I lose such an adult in the mortal world, I don’t know how many big teeth I will laugh off when I go back.
He did not mind, and continued to smile, actually pushing his luck to get closer, and the tip of his nose was almost close to my cheek.
“You know you’re no match for me, and you can’t escape, but you still want to provoke me, and say you’re not jealous, and you’re confused.” Why is
this man so annoying! Still have to be unreasonable. Where do these crooked reasons come from? They go around and around in a fancy way and flatter themselves. I Is my dish not good! I don’t know how much I weigh, can’t I! As soon as I saw your little cousin, she was in a mess. It was a bit of a mess.
“Oh!” I sneered. “I just can’t bear to see her domineering, obstinate, and self-righteous. Don’t flatter yourself.”
“All right, all right, if you say so, she’s really domineering.”
Hey, what do you mean? Just nod your head. What are you laughing at? Still a face of connivance, a face of understanding, a face of let you go, I need you to connive?!
And she’s ugly! She is not as good-looking as Zhao Jieyu! Not as good-looking as Su Xianfei! With his shoehorn face, he brags about his beauty every day. I feel like throwing up when I see it!
“Right, right, right. She’s really ugly.” The emperor agreed and nodded earnestly.
Ha? If
she is domineering and you spoil her, it can be said to be true love. I’ve been scolding her shoehorn face here, and you’re still nodding? How dare this shoehorn is the mascot of your country, and you have to take it into the palace to offer it up? The little emperor continued to nod, felt wrong and suddenly stopped, looked at me carefully,
and shook his head.
It’s a reaction. Brother, it’s not a problem for your reflection arc to circle the earth.
“She didn’t have a shoehorn face,” he recalled, squinting his eyes. “She
had a real pig’s kidney face.”
I burst out laughing.
Your uncle!
I Ha ha, I wipe the face of pig kidney! Don’t tell me, it’s really like that! There is a trace of messy hair falling on
my forehead, and I feel a little itchy. He reached out his hand and gently pushed the
hair back behind my ear, brushing my earlobe with his fingertips, bringing up a piece of numbness.
I dodged and frowned at him. But
he sighed softly, “Do you think I want to have sex with a pig’s kidney face?”? But
look, do I have a choice?
I froze.
In order to balance the forces of all sides, in order to stabilize the powerful right prime minister, his own
uncle, he gave a cousin with a pig kidney face the title of imperial concubine and the supreme honor.
This is not lecherous! This is selling yourself! So what if he’s the emperor? The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty were all the children of an aristocratic family, and all of them were related to each other.
Theoretically speaking, he could dismiss the prime minister, abolish high officials, kick out the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, and
replace them with his own people. But the prime minister’s own son was the minister of the Ministry of the Interior, who was responsible for the grain
and salary of the whole country, and the prime minister’s brother-in-law was the minister of the Ministry of War, who held the military power in his hand. If he dares to stop
today, they will dare to force him to abdicate tomorrow. As soon as the officer was dismissed, he was
finished in a twinkling of an eye.
I suddenly began to feel sorry for him. It was not easy for him to be the emperor. With a sigh,
he put his arm around me and untied the fairy rope around me.
“Actually, I..”
“Stop it!” I patted him on the shoulder with a pained look on my face. “I understand.”
“What do you know? You know!” With a sneer, the
little emperor tilted his buttocks on the couch, picked up a memorial
on the imperial table, and threw it in front of me: “Look at it.” As soon as
I saw it, there was a severe drought in Bingzhou, a thousand miles of red earth, and cannibalism.
Suddenly I felt a chill.
He leaned on the imperial table, propped his face on his arm, and looked at me with tears in his eyes.
“I want to relieve the disaster, but the treasury has no money.”. Fairy, do you have any good friends in heaven, the God of
rain, who can send down a favor and give the victims of Bingzhou a way to live?
I grinned with difficulty, my face twitched a few times, and I didn’t squeeze out a decent expression.
I, to tell you the truth, I’m actually doing quite badly in the sky. I’m just fooling around, making up the number. I have no status, and I have absolutely no connections. You are not young, you should be able to understand, I know can be called the name, that is not called my network; I have to ask him, not to call my network; have to ask me, that is called my network. What do you think the gods in the sky are asking me for? Beg me not to spit in it when I serve it? Beg me to take a bath with a little more strength? That’s not begging, that’s ordering. I am like this, looking for help, people can not remember who I am, how. How can I ask for it?
I lowered my head and looked at my toes, afraid to look at him. All
of the above is true, but I haven’t told half of the truth.
Which cloud to rain, where to drought, this change in the usual, is absolutely I this kind of make up the number of the party can not touch the field, but partial deception, Bing drought this matter, I know.
This is arranged by Chongming Xianjun. The Daxie Dynasty was not exhausted, which made his arrangement worse.
His meaning is very clear, although the leadership sent me a task beyond my ability, but the mobilization of resources have been mobilized, thunder and lightning mother did not touch this land for three years, in order to let the rebels fight directly into the palace. The common people on
this land, ah, who have a bite to eat, are determined to rebel. He said, people have to be forced.
Bingzhou this drought, not to mention me, which wrist to beg, thunder and lightning mother also dare not rain
a bit ah. There was a chuckle in
my ear, and as soon as I looked up, he took advantage of the situation and hugged me.
He said, “It’s not easy for you to live in the fairy world.”
My tears suddenly came down. Why do
you want to tease me? You don’t know, you this emperor do so hard, but
also sell oneself to seek stability, in fact, it is all our harm!
I pushed him away and wiped away my tears. “Who wants your pity?” But
he didn’t take it seriously. He stood up slowly, flicked the sleeve of his robe, and picked up the fairy
rope.
***, be careless!
I gave in in an instant, smiling the most dog-legged smile I could muster: “I was wrong.”
He wound the fairy rope a few times and put it on the table in a bright way. “I won’t tie you up either
, so you can move around in this palace consciously.”. I can see that you’ve come to the palace
for a purpose, and you won’t leave until you get there.
Ha? I Is it so obvious? “But you’d better not go out of the Qianyuan Palace.” He went to the door and pushed it open.
“My concubines, don’t bother me.”
I wanted to attack him again, but I couldn’t beat him, so I didn’t answer and acquiesced awkwardly.
When he stepped out of the palace gate, I quickly asked, “Where are you going?”
He looked at me playfully and smiled. “Go and sit with my concubine.”
You are in a hurry. Why are you so silky.
“Go, go, go.”
You wait for your kidney deficiency.
“I’ll try to come back early.”
“No need!”
I threw my sleeve on the dragon bed and covered the quilt.
“Don’t come back too early, it will affect me to occupy the nest of magpies.”
He looked me up and down with a half-smile. “So you want to get on my dragon bed?”
I There’s no other bed in
your shithole!
But without waiting for me to answer, he stepped out and quickly closed the door. Your uncle.
During this period of time, the emperor was so busy that his feet did not touch the ground.
He got up in the morning to practice martial arts, and then went to court in the morning. After that, he began his career as a social butterfly, and
the memorials were not approved.
Yes, yes, it has the style of a fatuous monarch, and I am very relieved.
But in the middle of the night, when no one was there, he always lit a solitary lamp, unfolded a map, and
drew on it with a red pen.
What the hell?
“Linlin says that her favorite food is the crabs from Taihu Lake and the Malan sprouts in early spring.”
I felt a chill and said, “How pretentious.”
As a result, seeing that he had drawn some strange symbols in the area of Jiangsu and Zhejiang, he asked curiously,
“What do you mean?”
“The prime minister’s mansion has a farm in the south of the Yangtze River.”
……
I looked at the dots and circles all over the map. Did you get it from your concubines
?
He shook his head and sighed, “They’re all women in the boudoir. I really don’t know much about them. I’ve been talking about all their dowry mothers for a while, and I’ve learned all about them.”
…… Is it too late to sew up your mouth? As far as this cliche is concerned, I feel that I should have been a big dumpling.
“Ha, this is the end of the story.” The emperor stretched himself. “You should rest early, too. Oh, you’re a fairy. You don’t need to sleep. But I see you like my dragon bed very much. I’m going to rest. Together?
“Get out.” I rolled my big white eyes at him.
Then the big eunuch Liu Neng came in shakily with a bowl of ginseng chicken soup. “Your Majesty, you’ve been working too hard recently. My maidservant has asked the Imperial Kitchen to cook chicken soup for you. Please have a bowl.”
***. Overwork really hurts the body. Look at the big black eye. It’s like a multi-person sport.
“I won’t drink it. Take it back.” The emperor didn’t lift his head.
The big eunuch sighed and turned away, but I suddenly remembered something and ran out of the palace gate. “Grandfather Liu, give it to me. When the emperor wants it, I’ll bring it over.”
“Oh, the fairy really has a heart.” Liu Neng wiped his tears and handed me the ginseng soup.
I know why the little emperor doesn’t drink.
Whenever he drinks once, he has to prepare Imperial Kitchen every day, always warm on the stove, Liu can call at any time, can bring a bowl at any time. He didn’t want the Imperial Kitchen to kill chickens every night, so he wanted to save the
money for disaster relief. There were two ginseng whiskers floating in
the chicken soup, not even a whole piece. It was so shabby that there were few pieces of chicken. That’s all he wants to drink.
My heart is suddenly soft in a mess. I do have some reliable supplements in my
hand.
Namely It’s the leftovers I picked up when I was a waiter.
The last time there was a peach party, I brought up the peach that came out every six thousand years. It was a crisp peach, but Laojun was too old to like the taste. He disliked it and put it down after taking a bite. He really didn’t want it.
When the banquet was over, I cut off the circle he had bitten and fed it to the dog. The rest of it was finely cut and stained with honey to make preserved peaches.
Six thousand years of Xiantao is really powerful, I dare not eat in one breath, every time I eat one, refining for a while, so quietly Mimi increased a lot of power. I ate most of them one by one, and now I still have a few hidden in my personal treasure bag, which is not much left.
While I was unprepared, I quietly took out one and dipped it in the ginseng chicken soup. It could not be eaten directly by the emperor. This one, at least three hundred years old, was the skill of the immortals. If it was eaten by mortals, it would explode and die. Is it not good to
explode and die? How good would it be if I got some poison? Unnatural death of the emperor star, will be quickly reincarnated
, no. Like a thief here,
I was rinsing the preserved peaches made of leftovers in the soup of the little emperor when I was suddenly slapped behind
my back.
“Mo Wan, what are you busy with?” ***
me, this voice, Chongming Xianjun?
I shook my hand and the preserved peach fell straight into it. Ma Dan! My three hundred years of skill!
No, hold on. You can’t lose your temper in front of the immortal. Trembling,
I put the ginseng soup on the flower shelf beside me and quickly turned around to block it
.
Sure enough, it was him, with silver hair and blue eyes. As soon as his face came out, the world turned pale.
“Immortal?” I can’t even breathe.
“Excuse me,” he said, supporting me as I bowed down. “What’s in my hand?”
“No, nothing..”
Forget it, let’s not talk about that, let’s get down to business. How are
you doing on the mission I gave you? He smiled like the spring breeze in March with the fragrance of peach blossoms, caressing my cheeks and making me intoxicated
.
I couldn’t speak steadily: “Xianjun, I asked him to take more concubines. Now he lingers in the harem all day long. According to my plan, he has taken the route of debauchery.”
Xianjun smiled helplessly and touched my head again. “Silly girl!”! Rain and dew are all called debauchery, turn back to give birth to a pile of princes, the Dynasty is stable. Only favor one person, from now on the king is not early, that is called debauchery. Where are the vulgar fans in the palace worthy of his exclusive favor? He has seen such beauty as you, which is not found in the world. You have to rely on yourself if you want him to indulge in debauchery. Otherwise, what am I going to send you down here for?
Ah, what? Can you say that again? What am I? There is no beauty in the world?
I didn’t know I had the strength, hey. What stunning is not stunning, strange embarrassed.
I felt for a long time, and finally tasted the taste: “He praised me this meal, in fact, I want to sell sex ah?”?
I looked up at him with a face of ignorance, and saw that his face was still full of the warm smile of spring breeze, and his smile was still so charming.
I still had some illusions about whether I had misunderstood what he meant? I don’t believe Xianjun is like this, actually let female subordinates to engage in hidden rules.
“Come down to earth!” He patted me on the shoulder, dousing all my hopes with cold water. “Play!”. Can’t you get over that thing between men and women? You haven’t cultivated your mind properly for more than a thousand years.
How interesting So..
Yes, I overstepped my authority, I was delusional, I was not sure how much weight I had, and I dared to imagine that I was a little different in the heart of Xianjun.
No wonder he wants me to replace Princess Qionghua and let his fiancee sell sex. How can he be willing to give up?
When the news of his engagement with Princess Qionghua spread everywhere in the sky, fans wailed everywhere, and my little sisters all cried in each other’s arms, but I said calmly, “That’s interesting. How old is the Immortal King of Chongming?”? Thirty thousand years old! Is it too much to marry a daughter-in-law? Does Princess Qionghua not deserve him? Why are you crying here? If you don’t marry Princess Qionghua, can he still marry you?
Before he had finished speaking, the dead girls swarmed up, “I let you pretend to be a rational fan, I let you pretend to be a rational fan, your palms are bleeding, but you still pretend!” At that time, I was badly beaten by those dead girls.
Then the wind spread and there was no movement. It was sunny and the rain stopped. They, no, we thought we could do it again.
Until today, until now, I suddenly understand.
Chongming Xianjun and Princess Qionghua are actually just waiting for a disaster in this world, right? If you step on my stepping stone, you should be together, right?
I laughed. What else could I do? I’ll pay for it.
There’s nothing you can’t get over, really. What’s the matter with men and women? Now that you have opened your mouth, it’s all wrapped up in me, isn’t it the little emperor’s bed. I’ll go.
I tried to smile.
When it comes to the little emperor, I can’t say that I have no heart. But no matter how poor and humble
I was, I did not share my husband’s heart with a group of ordinary women.
If no one treats me wholeheartedly, so be it. I don’t want to be half-hearted.
But now is different, this is the task, arranged by Xianjun, I do not pick and choose
, from now on I am not qualified to pursue any love between men and women, can only try to please him.
I am powerless to refuse.
Since you have the heart, I’ll help you. Look at your clothes. They’re too shabby
. I’ve got a fairy dress for you. You’ll look good in it. I’m sure he won’t be able to
take his eyes off it.
Said Chongming Xianjun, taking something out of his skirt and unfolding it for me to see. When
I looked at it, my eyes were straight.
Not to mention that the little emperor is a male, I can’t move my eyes when I see a female.
This fairy skirt has no edge, in the clouds, the key is that from head to foot, except for the key
parts, there is a little bit of shelter, the rest is basically equal to not wearing.
For me? This The fox spirit can’t be so coquettish.
It happened that Chongming Xianjun smiled at me with a particularly kind smile: “Do you like it?”
Look at you, if I say I don’t like it, I will deny your face. If I say I like it.. Why the hell do I like this stuff? These are all women wearing pictures that men like to see. I like this when I have nothing to do. How hungry and thirsty am I?
Hehe, hehe.. I As long as the immortal likes it. I giggled.
Fairy gentleman sees through not to say thoroughly: “Ha ha, that is good.”. Do you want to try?
I don’t, I’m a.. I’ll go back and try. Ha! I’ll go back and try again. Xianjun, are you busy? If you want to be busy, hurry up. The little emperor here will be in a hurry for a while. This guy is not easy to fool. Seeing that my face turned red
, Xianjun didn’t embarrass me. He patted me on the shoulder and put the blushing “fairy skirt” into my hand. Then, with a wave of his hand, his figure faded and disappeared. As soon as
he left, I suddenly felt that I had no strength at all, and I played with the skirt in my hands. Not to mention, the workmanship is quite exquisite and seamless. It’s really beautiful to look at it with pure appreciation.
Xianjun is not it? It’s just, it looks beautiful.
This skirt is thin, transparent and short, and it is ventilated everywhere, so it is very small and light. I don’t want to put it into a treasure bag. There are so many things to eat in it that it is easy to get sugar and so on. After all, it is the first gift given to me by Xianjun, although it is used for.. Well, I don’t want to get sticky either. But as soon as he saw it and was upset, he stuffed it into his sleeve, then picked up the bowl of soup and went back to the house.
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“Why are you blushing?” The little emperor was still awake, reading on his couch in his clothes. I feel
ashamed and indignant. I.. Be in good spirits.
That.. Why is it white again? He looked me up and down.
Ha?
I conveniently put the chicken soup on the imperial table and touched my face. Is it obvious?
As a result, he was attracted by the chicken soup on the imperial table: “Excuse me?”? Just to get this for me, and I don’t know how to give it to me? You’re so thin-skinned! Forget it. Since you brought it here, I’ll have to drink it. But you tell Liu Neng not to drink it next time. This time it’s for your sake. I still had the sky-piercing dress in my
head, so his words went in one ear and out the other, and I didn’t take them too much to heart. When he had finished gulping down the soup, he remembered something was wrong and pounced on it with a cry: “Spit!”! Spit it out!
Puke? What’s wrong? The little emperor still had something in his mouth. He chewed two mouthfuls and swallowed. “Is there any preserved fruit in it?”? I asked why the soup was so sweet, because it tasted so much better than ordinary ginseng chicken soup. Eat the
whole thing? Eat it all?
You’re going to vomit! Hurry up! This thing is poisonous. Spit it out! Don’t seek death!
The little emperor didn’t believe it at all. “It’s all right. Being a ghost under the peony flower is also dissolute. If you feed it, I’ll drink it even if I die.” It’s over! I swallowed it, and it was too late to vomit. This is Xiantao. It melts in your mouth. Now
he can’t spit it out.
I plopped down on the edge of the dragon couch, and my heart was dead.
The little emperor is still young! How old is he? His ambition hasn’t come true yet. Is it really good to go to
hell?
But he is obviously not an ordinary mortal body, high and low is a real dragon emperor, perhaps fainted
for a while, came back to life?
I especially did not give up, holding his face and looking left and right, staring at him with big eyes. As soon as
he rolled over, he pressed me directly under him. “Do you want to kiss me?”
Don’t worry? No response? It shouldn’t be. I’ll be in a coma for two
or three days if I take this dose.
Did I underestimate him? He is not an ordinary mortal son of heaven at all, but something
. Immortals and gods who came down to earth to experience plunder?
Are you really all right? No stomachache? The meridians didn’t explode? I touched him left and right.
He grabbed my hand. “That’s too much!”! If you do that again, I won’t be able to
hold it.
I withdrew my hand, still a little worried.
The emperor saw that I had a worried look on my face and didn’t seem to be flirting with him, so he didn’t take any further action.
He leaned aside and yawned, “All right, I won’t make trouble with you. I’m going to sleep.” “Don’t sleep!” I was in a hurry. “Wait a minute, let’s talk!”
Chatter? What do you want to talk to me about? The little emperor pillowed his arms and tilted his head to look at me.
You.. Is it really cold in the cold palace?
“Of course it’s not cold in summer,” he recalls. “In winter, there’s
really no charcoal.”
He put his head on my lap and talked with me from the cold palace to the harem, from the harem to
the front court. He talked a lot, but he was just sleepy
and there was nothing unusual. I was a little relieved. I felt sorry for his hard work recently. In the end, I didn’t
hold him all the time and let him sleep.
The little emperor’s sleeping face is really good-looking, even if he stays up late, it’s just a little dark circles,
the skin is still as smooth as white porcelain, with clear edges and corners, but the texture is very smooth and good-looking.
He has a good appearance, excellent outline, delicate eyebrows, and when he closes his eyes, his eyelashes
grow crazily.
I gently stroked his smooth hair and thought, “Hey, it’s okay to pick up this
one first.”
And let him fall asleep on my lap.
Asleep.
Slept for a night. Three
more days.. Three more days..
Wake up! You wake up! Don’t die! Hello! I slapped him in the face.
Outside the door, the concubines were already ready to go, menacing, talking, and countless questions
were waiting for me to answer.
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“What?”? What are they all doing here? I was in a panic, but when I saw this group
of warblers and swallows, I suddenly stabilized.
What are these things? What right do you have to ask me for an explanation?
“Your Majesty has been working very hard recently, so he’s resting here for a few days. Aren’t you afraid
of disturbing him by making such a noise?”
A big hat buckled down, and sure enough, all of them showed their timidity, looked at each other, and
took two steps back and shut up. There is
only one exception, that is, our imperial concubine Cheng Linlin.
“You witch, you clearly want to occupy the emperor!” She stamped her foot and broke her silver teeth.
I smiled and said, “Yes, everyone wants to occupy the emperor, but you
can’t. You are jealous of me.”. But the emperor just likes me. What should I do? With
these words, I held the little emperor’s head in my arms, deliberately rubbed his face,
turned my head and looked around, smiling proudly. “Ha ha!” Not far away came a light laugh. “Are you trying to occupy his
people or his ghosts?”
The sound.. As soon as
I looked up, my hands and feet were cold.
It’s Princess Qionghua!
“Have you had enough fun, impostor?”
Princess Qionghua was dressed in neon clothes, her head was full of pearls and emeralds, her body was full of light, and her posture was fluttering,
and her eyes were blinded by the brilliant light and the noble spirit of immortals.
Hsiao Jui-yang was originally the king of Zhongxing, and he had a rare life span of seventy years. He could have lived for
three hundred years on his own, but you have been hanging around with him all day, abandoning the common people, and taking it as your duty to bring disaster to the country
and the people. How can you call yourself a fairy in the Heavenly Palace? You
have disgraced the face of my fairy world! The king
of Zhongxing? Isn’t this country dead? Leaders, this tone is different.
She pinched a few tricks and probed him. Then she raised her hand and slapped
me in the face. “You cheap maidservant, what filth did you give him to eat?”
？
Yeah, too. I treat the same thing as a treasure. In her eyes, it is leftovers and swill.
Isn’t it filth.
All around began to whisper, “Ha, sure enough, she’s not a fairy. Look at the style of her whole body. How can she compare with a real
fairy?” Sleeping in the Imperial Study
all day, pretending to be human. It’s so horizontal in front of us that I don’t dare to put a fart when I see
the Lord.
“I think she looks a little like the fairy who just came..” The
fairy’s face is perfectly in line with the beauty proportion of three courtyards and five eyes, plus only a few
kinds of eyes: Danfeng eyes, apricot eyes, peach blossom eyes, only a few kinds of eyebrows: crescent eyebrows, willow
eyebrows, small mountain eyebrows, Qiuniang eyebrows.. When put together, it’s easy to hit the face. My
face, coincidentally, collided with Princess Qionghua little badly, at least 80% similar.
Princess Qionghua seemed to have discovered this, and her pretty face was covered with frost. “If you make your own decisions and privately
bring disaster to the world, you should be punished.” As soon as
the words fell, there was a sharp pain in my still burning face, and then blood gushed
out and flowed all over my face.
I stretched out my hand to touch it, but as soon as I moved, the “fairy skirt” in my sleeve suddenly slipped out
. Because the material was so good that it didn’t wrinkle, it just unfolded itself. It was too
late for me to grab it.
Princess Qionghua picked it up and said, “What is this?”
My heart missed a beat and my hands and feet felt cold.
“Give it back.” I’ll get it.
She held it up so high that I couldn’t touch it. “Is that how you win him over?”? Shameless
“Give it back!” My anger went straight to the top of my heart, regardless of the superiority and inferiority of the upper and lower levels. I flew up and went to rob it desperately.
But I can’t beat her. She is a princess. She has been taught by eight teachers since she was young. What did I learn? Serve the tea. What is
that thing! I’m so ashamed!
“It’s too coquettish. No wonder the emperor dotes on her. He’s really willing to go out..”
“She’s still a fairy. I’m afraid she’s not a fox spirit, is she?”
I was knocked down again and again, and I got up again and again to grab it. In the end, she couldn’t get up. She felt a sharp pain all over her body. As soon as she opened her mouth, she spurted a mouthful of blood. She watched Princess Qionghua tear the skirt to pieces in anger. I felt as if I were walking naked in a world of ice and snow, a mountain of knives and a sea of fire. Without a moment, my body was already broken. Silly
me, really.
I knew I was going down to work for the princess, but I didn’t know I was just a stand-in. The average stand-in is just that, and it’s a naked stand-in. The
dirty work was done, and I had lost enough of myself. They came late and came on stage. Before they came on stage, they had to kick me down with two feet.
Chongming Xianjun and Qionghua Fairy cooperate perfectly. I don’t blame them for being a couple.
I looked at the high princess, looked at the unconscious little emperor, and suddenly burst out laughing.
Look, it’s snowing.
I don’t remember how I left the palace.
It seems that he was left in the mass grave like a dead dog and pushed out with the dead palace maid.
I don’t even know how long I was in a coma. When I
finally woke up, I got up, touched myself, and found that the fairy body was still there, but the injury was too serious to use any fairy method. There are bodies
all around.
I always thought that a corpse was the appearance of a living person who could not move, and the difference should not be too big. But this is not the case.
Have you ever seen a hungry man?
The buttocks have no flaps, only the femoral head and the supporting pelvis; the hands have no palms, only clear hand bones; the thighs are thinner than calves, because the thighs have only one leg bone and the calves have two.
I’m not curious how they died. I’m more curious how they died when they were so hungry that they didn’t even have a human form. Is this
what Chung-ming Hsien-kun said: “Anyone who has a bite to eat will not rebel, and needs to be forced?”? There was also the body of the baby in the
pile of bones, a small skeleton, a big head, and a pair of dark eyes looking at the sky.
Heaven and earth are not benevolent and regard all things as straw dogs.
To subvert a Dynasty, rather let the world become a nose hell.
What a good Chongming Xianjun. There is no more good-looking bastard than him in heaven and earth.
I am extremely tired at the moment, my face is burning, and my internal injuries are not healed and need to be repaired urgently, but I don’t want to stay here.
If you can’t resist the wind, you can only go. After
walking for most of the day, I got on the official road. As soon as I looked up, I saw the guard of honor in the palace. On both sides of the official road, the human skeletons who were still alive knelt down numbly to pay homage. The guards fought to clear the way, supporting the little emperor and Princess Qionghua, who were dressed in beautiful clothes on the imperial chariot. When
a man really likes a woman, he will look at her like this! So sincere, so warm, there is no room for anything else.
Chongming Xianjun is right, how can vulgar powder really get his love? I can’t either. When I was around, he teased me, but never looked at me like that
. There was joy, there was love, there was obsession in
the eyes.
Only a true fairy and a true lady like Princess Qionghua can make him so crazy. When
I was around him, he didn’t even want to drink a bowl of chicken soup. He was addicted to politics and was
a serious struggle. As soon as
Princess Qionghua came, she did not know what she had done, but let him waste money and manpower, braving natural
disasters and droughts, and came out for a tour.
Ha-ha It’s
not just that Xianjun doesn’t like me.
Even this half-hearted little emperor has never had me in his heart for a moment. All
I deserve is a life of solitude and vulgarity.
It’s just that I can’t see through this Princess Qionghua. Does she want his Dynasty to revive, or
does she want to perish directly? If it is the latter, she is excellent; if it is the former, she is
really ignorant.
Forget it. What’s it to me?
I mingled with the crowd and watched the chariot fade away, but they didn’t recognize
me until the end. I don’t know whether I was too embarrassed or they didn’t remember me very much. Turning my head, I walked aimlessly again. Along
the way, all I saw was Ah Bi’s hell.
Although my clothes are messy, I have a human form, which is much stronger
than their skeletons, so no one has ever bullied me. But not long after I left, I met a group of able-bodied men with farm
tools. As soon as they saw me, they looked like thieves. Here comes the
sheep! Let’s eat meat tonight! Have enough
fun before you eat! I want breast meat!
“I want thighs!”
I want my ass! No one is allowed to rob me!
I watched them come to me one by one with ferocious faces, thinking that the eyes of the people who had
eaten people were red. Red as
blood. This thousand-year-old meat of
my mother is not something you can chew with your rotten teeth. With a sneer,
I was ready to fight with my back to the wall, but I heard a familiar voice
behind me shouting a strange name: “Ann!”
Heart-rending and heart-breaking.
An’an? Who is Ann?
I turned around and froze.
Little. Little emperor? What kind of style do you have? Who picked up the clothes from the rag-picker? Also, how many good sisters do you have? Why is there an Ann again? I remember there is no one named Ann in the harem!
I saw him open his arms to me, I just want to hide, only to find that he is not facing me, even if I do not hide, he can not jump on me.
No way. Among those who eat human flesh, there is his Ann? The taste is slightly heavy.
As a result, I heard a “poof” and was splashed with blood. Then I turned around and found that although he was dressed to kill Matt, he had a bright steel knife in his hand. Compared with the one with a hoe and sickle, he was not generally sharp. The knife was like lightning, and he cut off the head of the nearest bandit with lightning speed.
Poof, poof, poof, poof..
One, two, three, four.. Fall one after another, leaving no one behind.
Just spattered me with blood.
As a result, before I could react, my face was suddenly held in my hands. In front of me was the little emperor’s still handsome but travel-stained face: “Ann!”! What’s wrong with you? Why is your face like this! Which son of a bitch has tortured An-an like this?
…… What did you eat? Your tongue is hot and curled. Your accent is a little heavy, brother. By the way, have you mistaken me for someone else? As a result, before I could speak, he hurriedly wiped the blood and dirt on my face with his thumb. The action
was very urgent, but careful. He rubbed it quickly for a long time. After exposing the skin,
he looked fixedly at the wound on my face, frowning into the word “Chuan” and clenching
his teeth. Then he lowered his voice and asked me, “Does it hurt?” Shouldn’t
a normal person pay attention to whether it is ugly or not when he sees such a big scar?
My heart seemed to be poked by something, but I could only smile awkwardly: “It’s all
right, I don’t hurt, you let go first, you seem to have mistaken me for someone else..”
“You don’t remember me, Ann?” He was so anxious that his voice changed. “I am the Iron Pillar!”! When I
left, I told you that I would come back and marry you when I joined the Blue Lotus Sect and had money and bought
a donkey.
Come on, he also made up a debt of love with me with his bare hands. He is really a talented person.
But the Blue Lotus? That’s not.. Is it the first great religion whose duty is to subvert this Dynasty?
“Your Majesty, what is the reason for the rebellion?”
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“bi..” Your Majesty? He was confused. What are you talking about? You mean.. The Emperor?
“Or what?” I laughed.
“Why are you cursing?” He was in a hurry, “How can I be that dog emperor!”!
It’s an iron pillar, you drop an iron pillar!
Dog Emperor.. Ah, ha, I’m sorry, I
can’t help laughing when I hear you say this with a straight face.
“Right, right, right, dog emperor.” Let you be a playboy, let you be partial.. As
I smiled, my center of gravity leaned forward, my left foot caught my right foot, and
I rushed forward. The iron pillar was right in front of me, and hurried to pick me up, but the result was too
accurate, and the slightly open lips directly put my whole mouth into it with a chirp.
？？？ There was a burst of warmth and heat on my
lips, and I was confused at that time. Is
my first kiss so hasty? Nima is out of line!
Then I saw the iron pillar suddenly staring into the eldest brother’s eyes, and then the naked eye saw that his
face was red all the way to the root of his ears. And because we were basically hugging each other,
his subtle physiological reaction was quickly noticed by me.
He also realized it and hurriedly pushed me away. Then he seemed to be afraid that I would fall, so he held
me up again, neither advancing nor retreating. He just breathed heavily and said, “I..”
I I
suddenly don’t feel that I have suffered losses, and I just think it’s funny. I’m a thousand years old, and I’m still very happy to kiss
a little wolf dog.
“Never kissed a girl?” I laughed like a wolf with a big tail.
He bit his lip and avoided my gaze. “No.”
Don’t you think I’m ugly? Such a big scar. Why are you still.. The stone is more.
He immediately became anxious again: “How could it be possible!”! You will always be the most handsome in my heart.
“I’m not Ann.” I straightened my face. “You’ve mistaken me for someone else, and you’ve kissed the wrong person. Before you know it, let her go and find her.”
“Don’t make a scene. You are my Anan. I can recognize you when you turn into ashes.” He actually turned around and half squatted down. “How can you still walk when you hurt your leg? Come up.
I was speechless and said, “You really admit your mistake..” Ah, Bah! You have a terrible accent, and you really admit your mistake! My name is Mo Wan, and I’m a fairy, and I have nothing to do with your Ann!
“An is a fairy,” said Tiezhu with a simple and honest smile that was somewhat dreamy. “It’s you. Don’t keep talking. Come on up and hurry.
I really don’t want his back to be wide and steady, which makes him feel safe, and I really don’t want his lips to be sweet and warm.
I am, last time really let Qionghua princess beat not light, the leg is really a little hurt, also really a little pain.
I really didn’t mean to go up there. I really didn’t mean to put my arms around his neck. I have to keep my balance, don’t I? Although the
young man was wearing dirty clothes, there was no peculiar smell on his body, and he could only smell the manliness of the young man’s blood.
Mmm, it smells good. His eyelashes were clearly visible
from the rear of the side, like those of a little emperor, and they were also long enough to be insane.
Nice. I like it.
……
“I’m really not Ann!” I said for the one thousand and eight hundred times. But Tiezhu didn’t bother to ask: “Can I catch fish tonight?”
“Come on, sister-in-law, if you don’t spit, the brothers won’t have any fish to eat tonight!” A group of young men were heckling and winking at me one by one.
“If you want to eat, you can get it yourself.” I rolled my big white eyes at them.
Sister-in-law loves Brother Tiezhu dearly! Oh, what should I do? If you want to eat it, you can catch it yourself. The fish that Brother Chu catches is the fish of his sister-in-law alone, isn’t it?
I’m too lazy to talk to these little kids.
Seeing that the iron pillar had taken off his clothes and plunged into the water, I quickly used a summoning technique to summon his clothes so as not to be washed away by the waves.
“Awesome, awesome!” A group of young people applauded, as if I was not using the magic of immortals, but busking. The extent of this
fall, not to mention falling through the center of the earth, is almost the same.
Before long, the iron pillar had come out of the water, holding a big fish in his hand. The setting sun gilded his strong and handsome figure, and the drops of water slipped from his head, through his
chest and abdominal muscles, and down the mermaid line into his wet shorts.
Goo.
I swallowed the saliva with difficulty and shook my hands to dry it so that he wouldn’t catch cold.
Sister-in-law looked at Brother Tiezhu and looked straight! The marriage will be consummated tonight! These little bastards, they all found out.
“What are you talking about?” The Iron Pillar made a gesture to hit them.
The little bastards were afraid of his martial arts skills and did not dare to confront him. They scattered as birds and beasts and jumped into the water one by one.
And the iron pillar just teased them, and soon killed the fish, set up a bonfire, and asked me to roast the fish.
This is my life in the Blue Lotus Church, a simple happiness that I have never had in my life.
No one cared that I was disfigured-Princess Qionghua left a scar across my nose from left to right. They were all country children, and they all said that even if I had this scar, I was more beautiful than others.
At present, the possibility that Tiezhu is a little emperor has been basically ruled out-looking at his skillful scraping of fish scales, the little emperor is a neat freak, even if he suffers more hardships in the cold palace, he will never learn to make himself a fishy job.
I wish life could go on like this.
It is a pity that the good things in the world are not firm, and the colorful clouds are easy to scatter and the colored glaze is crisp. Blue lotus, soon, will hit the imperial city.
14
for two years. Tie Zhu and
I have been teaching in the Blue Lotus for two years.
In the past two years, he has become a middle and upper-class cadre from a small potato who is new to the church.
He is busy, mainly responsible for the grain and grass.
Robbery? He’s a professional.
Going deep into the enemy’s rear, opening granaries to release grain, fanning left and right, and lighting fires everywhere not only filled everyone
‘s stomachs, but also indirectly created a number of enemy mutinies, earning the name “General Gan Fan.”.
It’s an auspicious name, but I don’t know what’s a little strange.
This time, he was given one of the most difficult tasks: when the army attacked the imperial city
, he went to the Temple of Heaven to capture the emperor who had gone to pray for rain.
In the past two years, I sometimes think of the little emperor.
Heard that he had not returned to Miyagi in the past two years, has been accompanying Princess Qionghua to cruise around,
I do not know what to see this time hungry. Oh, yes, they don’t go to places like
Bingzhou. Isn’t it fragrant in the south of the Yangtze River?
He spent money like water, built a big boat to swim in the Yangtze River, and was extremely extravagant.
The people are bitterly resentful. Seeing that the rebels were going to hit the root of the imperial city, he did not forget his first heart, thinking of the
drought in Bingzhou, but also praying for rain.
Tiezhu’s trip is supposed to go smoothly, but I always feel uneasy.
I was so flustered that he took off his clothes and hooked me. I couldn’t hold back. On
the eve of the expedition, I slept with him.
He struggled and said, “I haven’t bought a donkey yet.” I haven’t married you yet.
“Shut up and forget about your stupid ass.”
Then pounced on it. After
sleeping with him, I regretted it at that time.
I regret why I just want to sleep with him now! How much happiness I missed before!
Although there are many outstanding men in the fairy world, I don’t think I will ever meet a man like him
who is worth sleeping with.
After all, it takes too much courage to get so close to people. After all, I seem to be
thick-skinned, but in fact I am very sensitive, and I can’t stand being rejected. For more than
a thousand years, only his sincerity and purity have made me feel relieved and no longer worried about possible
contempt.
We laughed and laughed, and the tips of our noses touched each other’s noses and creaked. We
kiss, we play with each other, we touch each other.
I watched him sleep beside me and felt the world was beautiful.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. I put on my clothes and went to the ground. I opened the door and looked at it. I was stunned.
Princess Qionghua?
You’ve worked it out! I’ve been looking for you for a long time! With a familiar look, she took me by the arm and pulled me out of the door, laying a layer of boundary. “Are you going to catch the little emperor tomorrow?”? It’s on me. I’ve got it all arranged! As soon as you get into the Temple of Heaven, I’ll be able to stop Jin, Wu, Wei, and so on. But there are rules of heaven and earth in the mortal world. I won’t be able to hold out for long. Remember to seize this hour. It’s hard if it’s too late!
？？？
No, I have to believe what you said?
“Oh,” she suddenly notice that scar on my face. “Look at me, I forgot about it.” With a wave of
her big hand, I felt a chill on my face.
“Look, it’s all right!” She summoned a water mirror and shone it in front of me. “I’m not aiming at you. It’s all a play!”! It’s not like Chong Ming took the liberty of sending you down to take my place. He didn’t want to ruin my love affair. He didn’t even think about my awkward position in the Heavenly Palace. He just thought he couldn’t dye his hair green. It was really annoying. Are
you two of the same mind? So, the princess did everything for.. Subvert Daesop? “Right!” She snapped her fingers.
Ok, no wonder he is a royal family. He is tough enough and ruthless enough.
“You’re not mad at me, are you?” She held my arm and shook it. “I changed your face
back.”. On the other hand, if it wasn’t for the disfigurement, you wouldn’t be able to find such
a priceless lover, and it would be a good thing. Do you say you have to thank me?
I thank you? I thank you eight generations of ancestors!
“Not angry? Why should I be angry?” I struggled to squeeze out a smile that was uglier
than crying. “Thunder, rain and dew are all your grace. Thank the princess for restoring my appearance.”
“In other words, this mortal world is boring. There are a bunch of wooden people in the palace. The little emperor
is also a fool. He dismissed all his concubines. I don’t have a fight in the palace. Every day he stares at me like
a fool. It’s really annoying.”
Oh, hehehehe. The
princess has come down to earth, and Versailles has achieved great success.
I tried to suppress my eye-rolling. “All princesses are charming.”
“Oh,” she sneered, “don’t think I can’t see that. If you praise me,
you don’t know how to scold me!”
Ooh! Do you still have this self-knowledge?
“I just know, so I have to go down to the lower world,” she sighed. “I really can’t
stand it. Everyone only likes my sister, not me.”
No wonder you and Chongming Xianjun can get together. They are really two talkers: one asks his subordinates if they like the labor protection supplies they send-sexy underwear; the other complains to passers-by that everyone likes your sister and doesn’t like you. I’m
not saying that if you can ask this question, it means that everyone is right, right? In order to defend the heaven,
your sister sacrificed the flag with blood in the war between gods and demons, and blocked a hundred thousand demon troops with her own strength. So far, she doesn’t know whether she is alive or dead, and there is only a wisp of lonely soul left between heaven and earth. Your father spent tens of thousands of years to repair the boundary of heaven, and now he is close to death.
What about you? I don’t want to worry about them, but I’m thinking about whether people like you or not. Is the big guy blind?
Okay, your sister is a martyr. You can’t compare. Just talk about yourself.
I, conscientious work, no regrets as a stand-in, unexpected mishap, injury and disfigurement. As soon as you say “acting,” you have exposed it. If I still dare to care about it, I am not appreciative.
I am weak, I am incompetent. If I lag behind, I will be beaten. I admit it.
The problem is that on the one hand, you directly use power to oppress, and follow the jungle rules of the law of the jungle in your behavior. When your upper lip touches your lower lip, the words that come out are full of democracy and freedom. This gesture of standing and standing is also so heroic that it breaks people’s hearts.
“Oh,” I chuckled. “The princess is joking. Why should you care about other people’s opinions? Isn’t it enough that the Immortal of Chongming is deeply in love with you? Princess Qionghua sniffed, “Him?”? He is deeply in love with his sister. In
his eyes, I’m just a substitute for my sister.
？？？ Will I be silenced if I
know so much that I shouldn’t? I really can’t go on talking about
this.
Fortunately, she didn’t let me answer it.
“Go back, and remember to tell your little man that tomorrow at noon the Temple of Heaven guards will
open the hole, and when they come to attack, they will get twice the result with half the effort.”
The iron pillar is not small! I just tried!
On the surface, however, I said lightly, “Yes, definitely.” Bull
shit.
He had planned to attack at noon, because he prayed for rain at noon, so that he could go in and make sure that the little
emperor was waiting to be captured alive on the altar.
Gong saw off the princess, I think the iron pillar rebellion is still a lot of stability, after all, although the
princess’s character is general, but the ability seems to be a little bit, without her great harm
, Daxie will not be so fast. So her real goal is to subvert
this Dynasty, and really have the ability to do, we and her temporary interests are the same, can follow her
power to capture the little emperor alive, of course, the best.
When I went back to the room, I saw that the iron pillar was still sleeping naked, showing his tendons. I couldn’t help touching him, but he didn’t wake up.
Hey, he’s been exhausted recently. He exercises with me and relaxes, so he can sleep so well. He’s usually very vigilant.
I tidied up his clothes and shook them twice, but something fell out of his skirt.
It’s a roll of leather. When
I look at it like this, I feel it looks familiar. When I
unfolded it, I froze.
Isn’t this the map that the little emperor used to burn the midnight oil? Every stroke and every stroke, I watched him draw it, and I knew it when it turned into ashes.
15
The next day’s attack went well.
Princess Qionghua did not break her promise and turned Jin Wuwei into a pile of clay sculptures and wood carvings. By the time they regained their ability to move, the die was cast. When
the “Iron Pillar” led the army into the Temple of Heaven, I had a long mind and slipped in first to see the little emperor. I was shocked to see
this. Because Princess Qionghua was not present at that time, the people around him were fixed
in advance.
So he was the only one in the big house.
He looked as handsome as ever, as iron pillars, but looked at an incense burner with deep eyebrows and deep feelings
.
Together with Princess Qionghua, he said that he would only look at her foolishly, not in Versailles. Is it too silly to be so silly
? The moment he
saw me, he suddenly became smart and frowned: “Ann..” Late
? I
thought I heard him trying to call me Ann.
The next moment, the iron pillar broke through the door and cut the little emperor with a knife, but
I stopped it.
This is very outrageous, the little emperor is the best captured alive. In such a hurry, to silence?
He looked at me doubtfully, and the little emperor looked at me doubtfully.
That expression, God synchronization.
All right, solved the case.
I asked them, “Which one of you is the puppet double?”
Tiezhu dodged my eyes: “I don’t understand what you’re talking about …” “I see the map.”
He was stunned and reached out to touch his chest, but the moment he touched it, he froze.
“You found out.”
Sure enough. He should write a book called
The Self-cultivation of the Sea King, which is
accompanied by the princess’s flirtation and daily necessities with me.
I am the noumenon. It is always the body that accompanies you. With a gentle wave of his hand, the “little emperor,” dressed in a dragon
robe, instantly turned into a puppet the size of his palm and flew into
his hands.
“Oh!” I laughed sarcastically. “I don’t quite believe
what Your Majesty says now.”
He looked up at me, his throat rolling, uncomfortable, trying to argue, and finally swallowed the words back
.
“Where did you get this?” I pointed to the puppet in his hand. “Even if
you cheated me, you cheated Princess Qionghua?”
He took another deep look at me, then looked up at the sky, only to see that the city was about to be
destroyed by dark clouds, and there was already dull thunder rolling in the dark clouds.
“You’ll find out soon enough.” He said with a sigh, ending with an indescribable loneliness, lazy and elegant, noble and pressing
, without the simplicity and honesty of the iron pillar.
I watched the thunderclouds gather, and watched the thick lightning at the mouth of the bowl split at me, and I was confused
.
What’s going on? I didn’t do anything out of line. How did I get the thunder penalty?
Is it difficult for the little emperor to sleep in the wrong bed because he can’t touch the tiger’s ass?
Of course, later I learned that Ray should have come at me this day. Because I only guess that the
iron pillar is the little emperor, the little emperor is not simple, but did not guess that I am really Ann. At what moment did
I start to feel something was wrong? Probably at the moment when Chongming Xianjun blocked
my head. I’m not surprised that
the little emperor blocked this for me, after all, it was a rape rolling
on a bed. Friendship. He probably has a little bit of me in his heart.
But I was struck by lightning. What’s the matter with Chongming Xianjun? If
he had the heart to sympathize with his subordinates, he wouldn’t have done
all the dirty work for me.
“Come on, let’s go, I’ll block it for you!” He unexpectedly did not use the magic, the
life received a thunder, the fairy clothes drum, the corner of the mouth gushes a trace of blood.
It’s pretty bald.
But this time, he didn’t block it completely, and a ray of thunder and lightning came from under his armpit and hit me from the top of my head. I was trembling
, and I opened my mouth to spit out a mouthful of black smoke, which was burnt outside and tender inside, but it was particularly clear in front of me, and my mind was bright.
An’an. My imagination was deeply limited by the barren experience at the
bottom, and I never dared to associate the name in the mouth of the little emperor with Princess Anjun, the legendary goddess of war in heaven. But when this ray of thunder and lightning passed through my heart, the incomplete three souls and seven souls came from all directions, the memory of tens of thousands of years poured into my mind like crazy, accompanied by the headache that almost burst the weak body, I remembered everything.
And I understand everything. The life of the little fairy named
Mo Wan was my plunder, while the life of the little emperor named Xiao Ruiyang was his plunder. The
last one.
Of course, I was the one who robbed him.
Who let my father God prefer male to female, do not intend to pass directly to me, must be promoted from the human world a few generations of virtuous monarch, recruited to inherit the throne of heaven?
I’m not convinced! Unconvinced, I wanted to touch it, and then I found it. The lives of mortals are thinner and more fragile than paper.
He died in my hands three times, and finally he pulled back a game and let me die in his hands once.
With the body of a mere mortal, United with the Demons, I was designed to be killed. This skill, this boldness, no wonder I can be favored by my father God. I really have the ability.
I think he also remembered all this.
The preserved peach had been eaten for three hundred years, and after eating it, he thought he had brought back the memories of the next few generations. When I count on my
fingers, there will be ten generations. However The tenth generation is only three hundred years? It’s
a short life.
He remembered everything, so he was willing to give up that position in the palace, leave a puppet, and slip out to rebel himself. The rich experience of the tenth emperor told him that the good medicine of Zhongzheng and peace could not save the world, and that he had to poke the pustule open to save the people from fire and water.
So he could speak with a strange accent and do rough work. Among the ten emperors, there were two founding emperors who came from humble backgrounds, worked as monks and farmed. The puppet
he used was from my corpse in those days. It was very strange why they were all reincarnated and still followed him.
As for Qionghua, this girl, I don’t want to talk to her.
Want to rob the throne with me? Want to rob a man with me. She wanted to snatch whatever I had, just like the man who snatched my mother. My mother didn’t win, because she disdained to take it. It was hers, and no one could take it away.
I also disdain.
The little emperor is the son-in-law chosen by the father God for me, and he will shoulder great responsibilities in the future. Therefore, others
can be ranked in the immortal class if they have outstanding merits in a lifetime, but he has been forced to reincarnate for ten generations.
So as soon as I “died,” Chiung-hua’s heart was alive, and she always felt that if she coaxed
him while my soul had not returned, she would be the one who would inherit the throne in the future. What’s going on in
this little brain? A son-in-law
of humble origin and super ability is suitable for me, but not for her. She is as tough as I was killed once. She
was sold and had to help count the money?
As it turns out, it is.
She had the heart to hook up with the little emperor, and of course Chongming was not happy.
Chongming’s family background was not high. He was a mortal who was deified. When he ascended, he only accumulated three generations
of merit. He climbed up step by step from the bottom. However, he was used to making money and was
very popular. When my father said he would marry me, the most popular gossip
in the Heavenly Palace was that the candidate was him.
Don’t think I don’t know that he let the wind out of himself, so he reaped a lot of
benefits. As a result, as soon as the Father God said that he would promote another one from the mortal world, he sat in wax.
I made things difficult for the little emperor in every way, and more or less he actually encouraged me. Of course, I
was really simple at that time, and I even believed the bullshit that came out of the mouth of the stakeholders.
However, after several generations of entanglement, I did change my attitude towards the little emperor, and of course, I fell into the trap of the little emperor and almost disappeared. Chongming,
on the other hand, couldn’t stick it on me at the beginning. After I “died,” it was not easy to stick it on Qionghua, but Qionghua insisted on robbing my little emperor from the lower world. How could he not be anxious.
God the Father made a brilliant move. The task of “changing the Dynasty” played these people related to the throne around and around. When
arranging the lower world of “Mo Wan,” Chongming actually didn’t know that Mo Wan was me, An Jun.
Because Mo Wan and Qionghua look alike, but I, An Jun, don’t look like her. We were not born of the same mother.
My mother is a serious divine dragon. I was born with godhood. I grew up in my grandmother’s home, and I came from the wind and rain. Her mother is a small snake, and she ascended the throne by virtue of her gentleness. She was born with a Jiao, and has been practicing for tens of thousands of years under the protection of her father. Or a Jiao.
Not promising to this point, that is, I died, is the father of God will pass on to her? To call her naive is really an insult to the word “naive”.
“Come on, you can’t stand it!” Shigeaki ended my memory with a loud shout.
“This is a calamity, not a punishment, is it?” I asked him lightly.
「…… You. What’s the difference between a robbery and a punishment to you? You don’t think you can make it, do you? He was so anxious that he had a good face for me.
“Ha ha,” I laughed out loud, “Xianjun deliberately involved, is not to
double the power of the thunder robbery, so that I can not cross it? If I say, “I’m going to try,
will you stop me?”
Shigeaki’s face sank.
“Mo Wan,” he said calmly, “don’t be unappreciative.”
“What do you say?” I turned to the little emperor.
He smiled.
If you want to go, go. If you want to survive, I will protect the Dharma. No matter how it ends, whether in life
or in death, I will be with you.
I couldn’t help laughing, laughing, tears welled up, and I was forced
to go down.
“It’s worth it.” The next moment, I strode into the light of the second wave of thunder
.
“Ann?” Seeing me act like this, Chongming Xianjun suddenly narrowed his eyes and said tentatively
, “You..” Do you remember everything?
The thunder rolled in, surging down, numbing and painful from head to foot, bringing great
pain and strength.
My cloth clothes have gone up in smoke, and pieces of dust have drifted away with the wind.
The little emperor stood in front of me nervously, blocking the sight of Chongming, for fear that he would see my spring scenery leak out.
I couldn’t help laughing. I deeply felt that he was so cute that I couldn’t bear to tell him that it was really superfluous.
Because under the broken clothes, what is exposed is not the snow-white skin, but the blue dragon scales.
As soon as I took him in my arms, I turned my head and spoke directly to Shigeaki: “Little Akiko, you have a lot of courage!”! I haven’t seen you for more than a thousand years. When I saw this God, I didn’t respect the princess, but I called her by her first name! Have you learned all these rules for nothing?
His face turned white inch by inch, and his lips trembled for a long time. He lowered his head, gave a salute, and said with difficulty, “Little fairy..” Chongming, pay your respects to Princess Anjun.
I am already a dragon, this disaster can not stop me, and he, in front of the first blue dragon of the four elephants, is as vulnerable as paper. Daughter of the
Dragon, it’s time to reset.
Seven, seven, forty-nine days of thunder, clouds and rain, I turned into a dragon shape in thousands of auspicious clouds and thousands of rays, soaring into the air, overlooking the Temple of Heaven below and the people as big as the small black spots below. Shouting the words “Dragon God appears,”
people knelt down to pay homage, and only a few acquaintances stood out from the crowd.
“Hsiao Jui-yang,” I said to the little emperor, “back in those days, you asked me to give the victims in Bingzhou a few rains to give them a way out. I didn’t answer and shirked you. I owe you this rain, and now I pay you back.
My dragon claw lightly moves, the wind and rain all come. Calling the wind and calling the rain is one of my most basic skills
.
I haven’t used it for years.
“On behalf of all the people of the world, I would like to thank the princess for her great kindness!”
I laughed again. “You don’t have to.”. From now on, you and I will make a
clean break. The bridge will return to the bridge, and the road will return to the road.
He raised his head and looked at me deeply. “Does it have to be like this?” Do I
have to? What do you think? If you hadn’t cheated my feelings, betrayed me, and
joined forces with the Demons to kill me, would I have drawn a clear line with you?
Turn the world, and sure enough, rivers and mountains are easy to change, but nature is hard to change. First he cheated the concubines, then
he cheated Qionghua, and finally he got into my bed. Can I give you a clap?
This guy knows too much about what I like. If it were Xiao Ruiyang, the little emperor, he wouldn’t be able to get my trust for eight hundred
years. He can be as silly as the iron pillar.
“An Jun,” he shouted hoarsely behind my back, “I.. I’m sorry. When I think about
it, I always regret it.
I did not answer, but looked at him coldly and told him in my eyes that I did not believe it.
Ignoring the muffled hum behind me and the sound of sharp claws in the flesh, I jumped up and prepared to return to
the Heavenly Palace.
Qionghua finally made a move.
Anyone who has been cheated will be angry, won’t they?
Take a puppet to fool her, play her round and round, let her think that she has successfully completed the task, but also charming to get all his love, the result is that every day facing a puppet substitute who is also affectionate to an incense burner.
Qionghua Zaicai is also a dragon, the little emperor’s body is mortal, how can she carry a claw?
But she was so angry that she must have forgotten that when people die and become saints, they will become immortals.
Chongming did not forget, so at the moment he was hysterically scolding Qionghua, scolding her stupid, scolding her greedy, scolding her skittish and shameless. This guy is also angry, only think of Qionghua stupid, did not think of himself stupid-with his skill, hard just an angry female Tyrannosaurus (although only a dragon), this IQ is also quite anxious.
One immortal and one dragon pinched up like a cockfight, pinching and pinching, thunderclouds gathered, and the punishment of heaven came.
The little emperor was killed by her, and the law of heaven and earth could not tolerate it.
The thunder was as bright as day, and the two men were black and blue. It was not long before Chongming’s hair and eyes faded and turned into ordinary black. The scales of Qionghua’s dragon were shattered, and the color of her carefully dyed white peach Oolong faded, revealing the black body of the snake inside.
And at this moment, I finally stopped rising. Because God, my father, has come.
He rushed down, took the last punishment, and saved the dying little snake
, Qionghua, his worthless daughter.
I laughed. Sure enough, it was the child he raised himself. When
I died tragically in the battle of one hundred thousand demons and was besieged and desperate on all sides, did he ever make
a move?
Of course not.
He said to others that when I went to war, I was ready that I could not go back.
It was clear that Chiung Hua was the darling of his selfish preference, but I became the “selfish” that he showed his
selflessness. After all,
I did not sit on the sidelines, or sink down, to help him up.
For more than a thousand years, he has aged badly.
“Qionghua..”
Ha ha ha, sure enough, a mouth is his Qionghua big baby pimple.
I had the heart to let go of him and turned away, but I heard him say, “Qionghua has been spoiled by me and is
not promising.”. I don’t expect anything from her. I always think that I am still here, and I can protect her
for a while. Are you out of balance?
I didn’t answer, and I didn’t bother to answer.
I always thought you were different. You are the eldest daughter, and you will inherit the throne and establish a household in the future. I always want to temper you. Now that I think about it, it’s a mistake to use children for several purposes, either to make yourself happy or to make yourself proud. It’s a
fine tradition I must have inherited from you, dad.
But didn’t you stop that disaster for your father? Do you think you can still stand here without me gathering your soul one by one? You always say that I am partial, and if I am partial again, can I still not care about your life?
I was stunned.
“Not to mention anything else, just now, once reincarnated, once down to earth, Ann, when you were a dragon, you went out with your grandfather to make a tooth sacrifice, and ate up a village in one breath, and a burp brought out thousands of ghosts. Do you regret it?”.
I was stunned again. That’s really a long time ago.
Later, under the restraint of my father, I slowly changed and stopped eating people.
At that time, I was very angry. Why did he say that Grandpa was wrong? Obviously, Grandpa was the best for me.
But when I was young, in my mind, people were really no different from ants. Maybe. The biggest difference is probably that ants can’t stuff their teeth, but people can.
But now look back, only feel a drink and a peck, is not the former set, must be the way of heaven can not bear to see such contempt for human life, I inherited the system, arranged for me this disaster. Had it not been for this
worthless life, I would probably never have had any sincere introspection for the evil consequences of wanton cannibalism.
Now that I think about it, I was a man-eating dragon when I was young, and I had a very good reputation. In the celestial world, there is only the good name of “the first goddess of war,” but there is no bad name. Is it not because my father has worked hard behind the scenes?
“Ann,” my father trembled and took my hand. “Father’s days are numbered. I know you’ve never liked Chiung-hua, but I also know that you’re more broad-minded than she is. Even if you don’t have any sisterhood, you won’t try to embarrass her, right?
Cut, will give me a top hat! You’re a very bad old man, and you’re just setting me up so that I don’t go against your precious pimple!
But I said yes.
But this time, the old man didn’t lie to me about one thing.
He really went.
Like a whale falling to the bottom of the sea, the spirit drifts away and returns to heaven and earth.
Later, I really inherited the great system.
Qionghua turned into a small snake, I do not know when to repair into a human body, I did not disobey the original promise of the old father to find her trouble, after all, and an earthworm is really not interesting.
Chongming lost his immortal body and entered the cycle of reincarnation. It is unknown whether he can cultivate his immortal body again this time. But I did raise the threshold of becoming an immortal to the tenth generation, just because of his nature. Not good enough.
I’m not favoritism. The way of the world is different. The celestial world is full of immortals. If you want to become an immortal
, you must be the first to roll up. After the
threshold was raised, I saw an acquaintance in the list of the first batch of immortals.
Xiao Ruiyang.
His previous life was called Gu Qizhao, and his previous life was called Cheng Kaiqiong. They are all emperors and capable people.
I nodded, indicating that there was no problem with the list and that this batch could be put up.
Then one day, I waved back to the side of the attendant,
when I was walking blindly on the fairy mountain, I met a man by chance.
He called me Ann with an earthy accent.
“I miss you so much that I think I’ll never see you again!” Bull
shit.
Little bastard.
(At the end of the text, the bottom is Fanwai Welfare ~)
Xiao Ruiyang Fanwai: Surrender Mother Tyrannosaurus
1
I have always thought that dragons only exist in myths and legends. Especially the kind of dragon who commands the wind and rain, eats people and does not spit bones-although others say I am the real dragon emperor.
But I know very well in my heart that when my mother was pregnant with me, she dreamed of a golden dragon getting into her belly; when I was born, there were thousands of rosy clouds floating in the sky; and when she picked up a stone by the stream, it said that I was the real dragon and the emperor. How did you make all this up. It is not easy to
start a business, the skill of drawing cakes is not skilled, and the team can not move.
Until a beautiful bearded man, who called himself the Emperor of Heaven, gave me a dream.
The old man told me with a smile that he had a daughter and was going to betroth her to me. If I could make her willing to marry me within ten generations, I would become an immortal and become the emperor’s husband in the immortal world. I would live forever and enjoy wealth and prosperity forever.
rare, Lao Tzu is the emperor! Emperor! Who will be your live-in son-in-law.
But immortality really smells good. So I shamefully agreed.
Just this, a girl’s film, the tenth generation? Don’t I get it done?! As soon as I get angry like a bastard and shake it casually, why doesn’t she fall at my feet? Seeing that I promised,
he smiled derisively and did not break it. He only said that his daughter was a dragon. She was a little wild in her early years. She liked to eat people. She ate in the village. Her temper was not too gentle. So my personal safety was really not guaranteed. In order to increase the probability of success for me, he would clear her memory when I met her every life. And tolerate me to retain the memory of past lives.
Dragon. Dragon Lady? And eat people?
Aha, I said how can pie fall from the sky.
But the conditions are so generous, I have no reason not to agree! No matter how tough the Dragon Lady is, she has lost her memory. It’s not what I say, but what she believes!
When the time comes, hehe..
The Emperor of Heaven looked at me and smiled confidently. With a wave of his sleeve, he disappeared. As soon as
I woke up, a beautiful woman fell from the sky.
I was born in the grass roots, starting from scratch, has been busy starting a business, very not easy to become emperor, has not yet begun to enrich the harem, but saw her, I suddenly feel that there is no need. It is easy to go
from frugality to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality. After seeing such stunning beauty, I always feel that those vulgar fans are really a bit unwatchable.
Her eyes are so pure, like a pool of water, her expression is so innocent, with a bit of charm, and even her voice is so beautiful, so ethereal: “Who are you?”
I told her that I was the emperor, she was my concubine, and her daily task was to serve me and make me happy. I told her to go east. She can’t go west. I let her eat fish, but she can’t eat chicken. She has to listen to me in everything, and all her life revolves around me. The basic skill of
cheating a little fool.
But when she heard what I said, she frowned slightly, and a trace of impatience flashed across her charming hibiscus face. The next moment, she waved her sleeve casually, and I felt a chill in my chest, and a golden light came out of my body. The next moment, my soul was out of my body, floating in the air quietly
watching my body fall down.
Not.. Why? Did she see through my lies? It shouldn’t be! The Emperor of Heaven lied to
me?
I saw her walking leisurely in the palace, her face was full of ignorance and curiosity, her expression was still charming
, and her gestures were still incredibly beautiful.
As if aware of my inner confusion, she said softly to herself, “This place
is quite interesting, that is..” It sounds very unpleasant to wait on people.
Just. You sound like you don’t like it, and you just kill me?
Pigs, cattle, sheep and dogs are all on the spectrum, and you are out of line!
I understand why the God gave me ten chances. As far as the mother Tyrannosaurus Rex is concerned,
it is not certain whether ten lives are enough to burn in front of her!
The second time, I learned my lesson.
I simply dressed up in advance and welcomed the arrival of the mother Tyrannosaurus.
The last time the Emperor of Heaven saw me hanging up too fast, he revealed some important news: his daughter likes
white.
I’m dressed in white. After she landed
this time, she was in a state of deep sleep-the Emperor of Heaven left me a little buffer time. Thank God!
I seized the opportunity to pick her up, put my head on my shoulder, hold her hands tightly, and then brew enough emotions. The moment she opened her eyes, I burst into tears: “Lady, you’ve finally woken up!”
She looked confused, but I hugged her tightly: “Thank God, God must not have the heart to see me alone in this world to endure loneliness, so that you can wake up again..” From now on, I will be doubly good to you. I will accompany you to whatever you want to eat and play, and I will make you happy every day!
Coax! Women have to be coaxed! Last time,
I was a bit inflated. She was a princess in the fairy world, and it became an instinct not to live under people. This time, I seriously made up a drama about “my wife was seriously ill and in a coma, and my husband never abandoned her and finally hoped for a miracle.” As long as she believed it, it could be done.
“Who are you?” This time she didn’t kill me at the beginning. Thank God!
“You don’t remember me?” With just the right amount of hurt and shock on my face, “Lady, I am your husband!”! You and I are childhood sweethearts, and we have been married for five years now. You’ve been in a coma for three whole years, and it’s only because I’ve been by your side, giving you medicine to wipe your body, and reading your name all day, that I’ve been waiting for you to wake up!
She looked at me in bewilderment and finally chose to accept the setting under my silver-tongued and seamless acting.
I didn’t think it would be so easy. Our relationship has also made a qualitative leap.
Yeah, we’re married. Husband and wife Dunlun, isn’t it right.
This is really cool. It can’t be described in words. In the past, King Xiang of Chu got the goddess to dream of Wushan Yunyu, and never forgot his mood, I understand. I even have the heart to die on her! During
this period of time, I really spoiled her and held her like a baby. At first, I acted, but later, I got into the play.
I thought, so and so, when I became an immortal, to heaven, can be with her all day, when the emperor, do not make decisions, it does not matter. A live-in son-in-law is a live-in son-in-law, and there is nothing unacceptable.
Then I relaxed my guard and became my people. As a result, she was surprised to hear a report from a subordinate. It happened that the content of the report was that the old cow nose forced me to fill the harem, saying that it was to help me spread my branches and leaves.
Spread the branches and leaves, my ass! They all want to stuff their own people into Lao Tzu’s harem!
I’ll help you! I’m not going back to the harem
anyway. Don’t blame me for your daughter’s widowhood!
Then came the familiar coolness from behind. The
familiar soul is out of body. Am I dead again?
“Lie to me.” Dragon Lady’s voice is cold. I used to be able to hear two sounds in bed,
but now I want to die. Oh, I’m already dead.
One day, husband and wife, one hundred days of grace. We have been in love for so long. Don’t I hesitate
if you click?
Really don’t hesitate.
She is a dragon lady, not a woman who has been washed clean by the three obediences and four virtues in the mortal world. She has no concept
of chastity or unchastity. She can believe in my feelings, open her heart and lungs to me,
but she can’t rub any sand in her eyes, and she won’t change her willfulness of life and death. It was naive of
me to think that if she became my person, she could not go back on her words. In the
third life, I learned my lesson again. I won’t say she’s mine
this time. I said I was her man and her lover.
What throne? On the other hand, I passed the throne directly to my nephew and abandoned everything
to go with her, Stud! Man Cang Long Nu Gu! Go! I don’t even look at the wild flowers passing by,
let alone pick them!
At this level, she’s not going to kill me, is she?
At this moment, I don’t want her to be willing to marry me, and let me ascend to heaven to enjoy
the treatment of immortality. I just thought, this life is not so young. The feeling of death is really not good.
As a result, I coaxed her for a long time, and finally she fell in love with me. I blew out the lamp, drew
the curtain, and we got into bed. When we were about to go to the great harmony of life together, she suddenly asked
me, “Why are you so skilled?”.
I’ve done it. I’m not good at it!
Then I’m ***ing dead again? Before
I was finished, the woman pushed my body away in disgust, as
if she thought I was not clean.
Falk! I want Falk, the female Tyrannosaurus, a thousand times!
Don’t let her cry for mercy, she doesn’t know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has!
As a result, in the fourth life, I looked around, but I didn’t see her.
Later, I learned that she actually led the troops in command and went to conquer the Demons. How exactly did
I find out? Someone from the Demons came to talk to me.
These grandsons didn’t know much about my tragic experiences in the past few lives. They coaxed me to say that women
are too strong to surrender. You let her suffer some losses and injuries. Wait until the hand
, not how to hold how is?
It really speaks to my heart. Killed three times by the mother Tyrannosaurus, I am suffocating! And then I got involved in the setup and tricked
her into coming.
I know the Demons don’t have a good heart, so I’m going to remind her a
little bit and sell her well.
First of all, she is the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven after all, and she can live forever if she is married to her family, which is a real
advantage. Secondly, I.. I really like her a little.
I’m not just walking the kidney, because she’s domineering, but she’s pure. Even if the character is
not very good, it still makes people feel good.
As a result, I overestimated myself again. After all, the calculation of the old goblins of
the Demons is better than that of a mortal.
These grandchildren said that they would let her suffer some losses, but in fact they were dead hands. The moment
she stood in front of me covered in blood, I felt my heart stop beating
.
But it’s too late.
Seeing her fall, I lost my soul that day, and my head turned white overnight.
I suddenly realized that I would rather die than let her disappear
in this world. Once again, the
Emperor of Heaven came to me in a dream and sat in front of me, speechless with me.
He didn’t scold me. He just said that his daughter’s attack was really not important, and it was reasonable for me to hate her. Let’s give up this ten-generation appointment. After all, she’s gone. If I want to, I still have a chance to become an immortal.
I said, I want to go on.
Even if I never see her again for the rest of my life, I will wait for her. I am willing to use the reincarnation again and again to accumulate some blessings for her.
If she never comes back, what is the meaning of my immortality and longevity? Just enjoying a long solitude. It is better to reincarnate again and again and forget again and again.
In the next few lives, when I was reincarnated, I always took the treasure left by my previous life, but I didn’t take the memory left by my previous life.
Until that piece of flat peach fruit unlocked my dust-laden life. Only then did
I remember that this silly and mindless fairy was really mindless-her soul was not complete.
It turns out that she is my eternal love.
I know that no matter how weak she looks, in fact, she is that person in her bones. She is a neat freak, arrogant, and can’t rub sand in her eyes. Even though I had never been married to my concubines when I was emperor, she probably wouldn’t have been satisfied with the drama, so I made an “iron pillar” to accompany her.
However, as fate dictates, her trust in me is still short. Lies in exchange for love, the total can not last long. It
‘s probably fate.
I’m even ready for reincarnation. Meng Po Soup, I can drink
it with more salt. I don’t know how many times I have drunk it.
But I became an immortal. She approved it.
It turned out that she had never put me down.
This time, I’m going to spend the rest of my life being honest.
This time, I will never let go.
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□ Beaver
