What happened after you
left the scumbag? After
leaving the scum man, I spent 26 yuan on a “gigolo”, more than 1.8 meters tall, long legs, white and clean, and later this guy became my boyfriend.
I am Wang Kaka, a spicy chicken. It
all started with that crazy PUA, my ex-boyfriend. When
Liu Zha Nan took the general manager’s daughter to break up with me, the last sentence he left was: Being with me will be the glory of your life.
Because you’ll never meet a boyfriend as good as me again.
The general manager’s daughter kept looking down at her mobile phone and glanced at me before she left, as if she were looking at a stray cat beside a trash can. He and
I were college classmates and got together one year after graduation.
I accompanied him for four years, more than 1400 days, cooked countless meals for him, stayed up countless nights with him, met each other’s parents, and finally got a taunt.
Indeed, he is very excellent. He was born in the countryside. He has been a supervisor for two years and a director for four years. Now he is favored by the daughter of the general manager. It is a sure thing that he will sit in the position of vice president in three years. In the process of
falling in love, he constantly suppressed and satirized me: I am less than 160 in height and weigh 115, like a bear; I have worked for so long before I was promoted to the group leader, and my ability is too poor; you can find a boyfriend like me, which must be the virtue accumulated in your previous life.
So much so that when I first broke up, I fell into self-doubt: I was a piece of garbage, and I didn’t deserve to be loved.
Obviously, he cheated on me, but he was wrong, but I was hurt.
I watched him show his love with his new girlfriend in his circle of friends, and the more I watched, the more I doubted his life.
I asked for a half-month long vacation and recuperated in the rental house.
The king who had been uninstalled for a long time came back.
But because the technology is too bad, the more you play the game, the more angry you get.
My best friend and roommate, Little Taro, said to me, “Sister, you’d better find someone to play with. Don’t get depressed by yourself.”.
Me: What is play?
Small Taro: Is you spend money to find a master, take you to win. I
can chat with you and make you happy.
Lie down and win? Do
I have a chance to win in my life?
Small Taro recommended a play software to me, I chose an order at random on it, 26 yuan hour.
Team up, connect the microphone.
This guy didn’t say a word and chose Kai first.
I silently chose a life, Wang Zhaojun.
No, obviously little taro told me to play with points, but also the thief is responsible for making me happy, how can it be like a stuffy gourd? I
thought I didn’t turn on the microphone, so I tentatively shouted, “Hello, hello, Ani Hasa, where is it?” The stuffy gourd finally spoke: I can hear it. This is the
whole conversation.
I took the middle road and he took the road.
My technique is too bad, and he comes to support me from time to time.
But every time he came over, he would rub a wave of soldiers against me and grab a head in the middle.
Even the little monster carrying a bag of gold coins was not spared.
His economy is as fat as the black earth, and my economy is as barren as the Gobi. She
finally won, but when she saw the settlement page, the girl broke down on the spot. The pain of
being lovelorn and the insult in the game were mixed together, and I cried loudly.
Stuffy gourd obviously panicked: What’s wrong?
Me: Woo.. Purr You rub my soldier line, but you are a soldier on the road, you TM hit a silver medal in the middle, are you still human?
I don’t care. I want to return the bill.
Whoo, whoo. Stuffy Gourd: However, most of you throw it into your tower. If I don’t come, we will definitely lose.
Because I cried too fiercely, I began to belch: “Goose, I don’t care, whine, is you rub my line, goose ~ I just can’t grow up.”.
Give me a refund.
Stuffy Gourd: It’s just a game. Don’t take it too seriously.
I was even more aggrieved: Why did everyone bully me.
Stuffy gourd words began to be more: who bullied you?
Me: My ex-boyfriend bullied me, my colleagues bullied me, even spend money to play games, play with me.
Then, the stuffy gourd took me to open an ordinary game, has been comforting me: I will be your little sidekick, how you open your heart, we do not care about winning or losing.
I began to die unscrupulously, bought resurrection armor, ran to the other side of the spring to put the golden body.
I chose Big Joe, he chose Zhong Kui, and pulled Cheng Yaojin to our spring for a second.
I finally had a good time, but when I looked at the time, it was over an hour.
I asked him, “It’s overtime. Do you want to pay more?”?
He: Add what money?
Me: I paid 26 yuan hour for you. Now it’s 2 hours. I should give you another 26.
He: EMM, then you add my WeChat to me.
Me: I feel you are good at chatting.
He: I think you are very cute. After being
with Liu Zha Nan, this is the first time I have received affirmation from the opposite sex. I looked at the mirror on the dressing table.
So, am I cute, too?
。 Instead,
he asked me directly, “You just said that your ex-boyfriend bullied you. What happened?”?
Me: I don’t want to mention him.
He: If you don’t want to mention it, you still like it.
Me: No way, that kind of scumbag.. In fact, I dare not say that I have forgotten.
Me: I’m just too lazy to type.
He: Then we can do voice.
Me: Do you want to add money?
I haven’t been to work for half a month, and I have to pay the rent soon. I can’t afford another 26.
He: No, you talk to me, I’ll give you 200. As soon as
my eyes lit up, I complained that I still had income, and this princess could vomit until you went bankrupt: Really?
He: Playing with me is my part-time job. My other job is editing, so I will buy your material.
Me: OK.
I knew he was talking nonsense, but I believed him.
Anyway, I just need someone to talk to.
I told the stuffy gourd everything about me and Liu Zha man.
Stuffy gourd summed up a sentence: silly girl, you were PUA. By constantly belittling and suppressing him,
he makes you doubt yourself and look up to him.
Until we broke up, even though he was cheating on you, you still thought it was your own problem. I
even thought I would never meet such a good man again.
Gan, the words of the stuffy gourd made me sober.
Liu Zha man is a dog, ah, he led the manager’s daughter to a great future, but also did not forget to kick me into the ditch.
Stuffy gourd says again: “I estimate, he also feels, with manager daughter is not very confident.”.
So use these words to make you feel uncomfortable first, and once there is a problem, he can come back to you at any time.
Me: Am I not a spare tire?
Stuffy Gourd: That’s what it means.
God damn Liu Zha Man, if I see him again, I must tear him up with my bare hands.
I heard that the daughter of the general manager was originally arranged to have a blind date with the son of the chairman of their company, but the son of the chairman has not returned to China because of the epidemic.
So let Liu Zha man take advantage of the situation. As soon as
their chairman’s son returns, it is estimated that Liu Zha will be hanging, so I still have a hand here.
But, what the hell.
I am also willing to play games with me, listen to my complaints, and pay me 200 yuan.
That night, I was immersed in the “cute” comment of the stuffy gourd, unable to extricate myself, and lost sleep.
The next day, I decided to end my vacation early.
I have to hurry to work, hurry to let Liu Zha man out of my world, embrace the gentle and considerate stuffy gourd, and move towards a new life. During
work, the sound of stuffy gourds appeared in my ears from time to time.
I wanted to see the circle of friends of the stuffy gourd, but I found that I was blocked.
I am very disappointed, as expected, the network is still unreliable, I dig out my heart and lungs, the other side does not even show the circle of friends.
I can go to the order-taking platform to see his account status.
I went to the platform to pick up orders and found that Chunchun was a calf whose backbone had been crushed by life.
Motionless is: the boss to a single bar, the child can not afford to add instant noodles sausage at noon.
Still have a few, old send early: L of H, what sheet is OK, KP also is OK.
I couldn’t understand it, so I had to send it to Little Taro for translation.
Small Taro seconds back: You started to play such a large scale?
Me: What the hell? How is
this on a large scale?
Small Taro: The meaning of this sentence is, green yellow single can be received, green is pure play games, chat, yellow is the adult scale, KP means to knock guns, is the phone do love.
Depend on, this stuffy gourd, oneself sell oneself for money, still sent me 200 last night.
My love for the stuffy gourd adds a trace of heartache.
In the evening, I made WeChat voice calls with the stuffy gourd.
I told him that I had started to work.
Decided to start again as soon as possible, find a boyfriend who is more handsome than Liu Zha and better than Liu Zha, and make him angry.
The stuffy gourd agreed with my behavior.
Finally, I couldn’t help asking him: Why did you block me in your moments.
He said: “Too many friends, put you in the wrong group.”.
After a while he said, All right.
I clicked on his WeChat, and sure enough, I could see the news.
Me: My name is Wang Kaka. You can call me Kaka in the future.
Stuffy gourd, what’s your name?
He: My name is Zhou Yi, and you can continue to call me a stuffy gourd. A phone rang from
his side. He said, “Kaka, let’s do this today. We’ll talk about it when we have time.”.
I just chatted, which can be the end of this: No, what are you busy with, is not to take orders?
Sister gives you 30 hours, just need to chat, do not need to do anything else, not more than you play games 1 hour 26 incense?
The stuffy gourd was silent for a while: “That’s right, let’s go on.”.
Me: Are you so nice to every customer who places an order?
He: No, even technically.
I’m a little disappointed: Oh.
That day, we talked until late at night.
In my dream, I met him, a tall gigolo, who asked me to marry him.
He sent me a WeChat: “Kaka, you snore in your sleep.”.
I quickly transferred 180 to him, and noted: pay attention to the body.
He still confiscated it and replied, “OK.”.
I’m sure he’s in love with me and would rather sell his body for money than accept my hard-earned money.
I don’t dislike his poverty. After being hurt by Liu Zha, I think companionship and understanding are more important than anything else.
The next day at work, I began to analyze Zhou Yi’s circle of friends at the pixel level. After
reading it, I cracked.
Summit, winery, sports car, villa.. I said to the little taro, “I may have met a bad man again, and this time it’s a professional one.”.
Taro: Why.
Me: This playmate shouts poverty every day on the playmate platform, and sells his body to make money.
But the circle of friends, today’s winery, tomorrow’s summit, the second generation of the rich.
Isn’t this the group of scum men who are particularly popular on the Internet who set up a persona to pick up girls?
No wonder he saw through Liu Zha’s PUA routine at a glance.
Little Taro: Definitely. Don’t have any contact with him except placing an order.
I looked at the transfer that he didn’t order. This little guy knows how to put a long line to catch a big fish.
Near the end of the day, I clicked on his circle of friends and found that he sent a map of the summit of the electronic components industry, which was located in a big hotel near my company.
Seeing this picture, I think of Liu Zha Nan again, because he is in this industry.
I shook my head, don’t miss him, don’t miss him, stuffy gourd is the point. Just then a message popped up on the
phone: Kaka, do you work near here?
I just remembered that I just sent a circle of friends with milk tea, and I also brought a location.
Me: Yeah.
Stuffy Gourd: Let’s have a meal together at noon. With
that, he dumped a position for me.
I am in a dilemma whether to go or not! Go, afraid of being cheated.
Do not go, and can not suppress curiosity. Who
the hell is he? Is
he a liar? Is he as handsome as he was in
his dream?
In the end, curiosity triumphed over reason.
If it’s a hoax, let it die in the light. There are two restaurants in the location of
6, one is a simple meal covered with rice, and the other is a high-end Cantonese restaurant. The real consumption level displayed by
the stuffy gourd on the order-taking platform must be a simple meal.
If it is into the Cantonese restaurant, then he is 100% a wine holder, to cheat my money, I picked up high heels and ran away.
I sat at the door of the covered rice and sent a message to the stuffy gourd: I’m here, at the door of the restaurant.
Pale yellow dress, fluffy hair, that’s me.
Stuffy gourd: OK, I’ll deal with a contract here. I’ll be there soon.
I thought to myself: Oh, acting is very professional. What kind of contract do you sign as a playmate?
The indenture.
Just thinking about it, a familiar figure appeared in front of me.
This familiar pace, this familiar voice, the familiar girl beside him, is Liu Zha man and the manager’s daughter.
Unexpectedly, a summit was held here, and Liu Zha also came.
I lowered my head to play with my mobile phone and prayed in my heart: the scum man can’t see me, the scum man can’t see me, the scum man can’t see me.
But the footsteps are getting closer and closer, and the scum man is still coming: “Yo, Kaka, are you here too?”?
I want to make him angry on purpose: Well, wait for my boyfriend.
Liu Zha Nan: Don’t you hate to pour vegetables on the rice?
Me: I like it now.
Liu Zha Nan: But also, this Cantonese food is light, but 500 per person. The boyfriend
you are looking for now can only take you to eat covered rice.
Me: As long as I don’t eat with a bad man, I will eat anything.
Liu Zha Nan: If you feel unappetizing, you can come to the Cantonese restaurant. I can buy your bill. Don’t thank me. At my level, the meals are reimbursed by the company.
After all, it’s my ex-girlfriend, and I can’t be too down and out.
Liu Zha turned around and asked the manager’s daughter: “Baby, you don’t care.”.
Manager’s daughter: It doesn’t matter. Just donate cat food to the stray cats in the community.
I was completely angry and was about to break out when someone behind me called me, “Kaka, is that you?”?
As soon as I looked back, I was silly, with a height of 180, a well-tailored suit, an angular face, a delicate hairstyle, and a high-grade woody cologne. Even better
than gigolo in my dream.
Me: Are you a stuffy gourd?
He smiled and nodded. “Yes, I knew it was you when I saw your yellow skirt and curly hair.”. When he
smiles, he has two shallow dimples.
So sweet that I want to fill his dimples with honey and swim naked in them! Liu Zha Nan led his girlfriend into the Cantonese restaurant, and my anger was extinguished by the handsome and gentle of the stuffy gourd.
The stuffy gourd led me into the Cantonese restaurant.
My heart is tight, dressed so handsome, and not much money, into this kind of restaurant.
This B is not a wine holder, is it?
Go in and pick out the expensive one, and then let me AA?
But as soon as I looked up and saw his handsome face, I remembered that my ex-boyfriend, who was worse than a pig or a dog, was domineering inside. I didn’t care. I gritted my teeth. This time I was slaughtered.
Stuffy Gourd: Who was that man just now?
Me: Liu Zha Man.
Stuffy Gourd: Is He Liu Zha Man?
It’s so ordinary and confident.
Stuffy gourd specially picked a VIP private seat on the 2nd floor, just above the right of Liu Zha Man, we can overlook Liu Zha Man, and Liu Zha Man can see us with his head up. “Oh, Kaka, are you going the right way?”
Liu asked provocatively?
I pretended not to hear, looked down at the menu, VIP low consumption 2000.
Gan, ten days of work in vain.
But it’s worth it for the scumbag. The next operation of
the stuffy gourd made my liver and gallbladder crack.
Stuffy gourd picked up the menu, picked the expensive points, and finally the whole bottle of five-digit red wine.
My legs under the table are already shaking harder than a fascia gun. The volume of
the stuffy gourd order is deliberately controlled to the extent that Liu Zha can hear it below.
Liu Zha man’s face was getting worse and worse, and when he ordered the last bottle of red wine, Liu Zha man’s face turned green.
He sent me a WeChat: “Don’t die to save face, your credit card is maxed out, but no one will pay you back.”.
Me: You still have the face to mention the credit card, which time my credit card is not for you.
You sign up for classes, you buy computers, you buy equipment.
He: I heard what you said just now. You just met for the first time. It’s not the wine holder that orders
like this. I write the word Liu Ming backwards.
Me: I don’t need you, the cheating man, to take care of Wang Kaka’s affairs.
Liu Zha Nan didn’t reply again.
The waiters also seemed to have been informed in advance, and when each dish came up, they announced the name of the dish in the right voice.
We ordered a table of seafood, mountain delicacies and red wine upstairs, and Liu Zha set up a table of shrimp dumplings and rice rolls downstairs. Liu Zha ordered a lobster,
probably because he couldn’t save face.
The waiter said, No.
Liu Zha man ordered caviare crab powder hibiscus again, but he still didn’t.
Liu Zha Nan: They just ordered it.
Waiter: That’s the last one.
Liu Zha threw the menu: “What is the garbage shop? What do you want?”.
Attendant: Please speak in a civilized way, sir.
Liu Zha Nan: Your service is not in place, and you blame me for swearing.
Attendant: Sir, we serve according to the procedure.
If you have any comments, you can complain to the manager.
Liu Zha Nan began to make a scene: call your manager. After
a lot of tossing and turning, the stuffy gourd and I are almost finished. I drank more than half a bottle of
red wine. I’m afraid I’ll be slaughtered later. At least I have to drink it back.
Dizzy ground asks stuffy gourd: “This wine did not drink can you take away?”?
Stuffy Gourd: Why do you want to take it away? You can save it here and get it next time.
All right, you can be sure that this guy is not running away from the wine holder.
I looked at the bill, and if AA, my savings can barely afford it.
If I pay all the money, I will have to wash dishes in this shop for half a year.
Liu Zha male is still deliberately finding fault at the bottom, stuffy gourd can not bear to see, said to Liu Zha male: I really want to eat, or come to my table together.
It is true that people are invincible when they are cheap, and Liu Zha actually ran up.
He is pointing to the nose of stuffy calabash to scold: “Smelly wine holds, turn on you to talk?”?
Then he turned around and said, “Wang Kaka, I’m too happy for you to humiliate yourself like this.”.
If you don’t take a piss, can you have a real tall, rich and handsome man like you?
You’re a bitch. I didn’t want to say a word to him, and I picked up my own food.
Liu Zha became angry from embarrassment and pulled the white tablecloth, scattering food, wine and tea all over the floor.
A teacup fell straight on my toe, and I crouched down to cover my toe and hissed.
The stuffy gourd immediately got up and grabbed Liu Zha’s head on the table full of vegetable soup and called the security attendant of the hotel to come up.
I looked at Liu Zha’s deformed face pressed on the table, which was very gratifying.
The hotel manager also came up and said a few words to him. The hotel manager nodded. After
Liu Zha Nan was taken downstairs, the manager said to him: Mr. Liu, because you made trouble out of nothing many times during the meal, which affected the operation of the restaurant and injured other diners, the restaurant decided to blacklist you.
From today on, all our stores across the country will no longer receive you.
Liu Zha man also wants to attack, his girlfriend really can not bear to see: “Well, don’t lose face.”.
Isn’t she just a gold-digger?
You just can’t let it go?
Liu Zha bowed his head and dared not talk back.
Took him by the hand and dragged him out.
The waiter came to help us prepare a new table.
I drank a bottle of red wine alone with tears in my eyes.
When I woke up, I found myself lying in a hotel bed. It was late at night.
The stuffy gourd sits aside to play the king.
I took out my mobile phone and opened Alipay and asked him, “Tell me, how much is it?”.
Stuffy Gourd: What? How much?
Me: Lunch.
Stuffy Gourd: I treat you.
Me: No, that’s because you work hard to sell sex and technology. I can’t eat you for free.
Stuffy Gourd: Who told you I sell sex.
I dug out the news he sent on the platform of receiving orders.
He smiled: “Silly girl.”. The number on the
receiving platform is not mine.
Me: Whose is that?
He: I went to my hometown in the countryside to handle affairs that day. The son of a distant relative received your order, but the private order he received WeChat was not over. He
asked me to help him deal with it, and then I took you to play a few games.
All questions are solved, no wonder he did not say a word, but also robbed my line, but also has not charged me.
No wonder I asked him the other day if he was so ambiguous with every customer. He said no, but he was.
Because I was the only customer he ever had.
Me: What is your real identity?
He: a skilled worker.
Me: Then you invite me to eat such an expensive meal, and this hotel is also the most expensive in our city.
He: I have shares in the hotel. The hotel is booked by someone else.
Me: You have shares?
He: Yes, otherwise how can you let Liu Zha man order nothing, but also let the waiter deliberately report the name of the dish to him, but also pull him black?
Me: Did you design all these?
He: Yes, do you like it?
Who let him bully our Kaka.
I jumped up like a sloth and hung on him: I love it.
The calabash froze, and I realized that my behavior was a little radical, and I immediately let go of my yellow skirt and curly hair.
That night, we talked for another night. I slept with the stuffy gourd. I was in bed and he was on the sofa.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw the message sent to me by Little Taro: Kaka, Liu Zha came last night. He sat in the rental house for a while and made a video with someone. I suspected that he was not kind. Be careful.
And a lot of missed calls from my dad and my mom. I was in a
hurry to go to work. I was absent from work yesterday afternoon and had to deal with it today, so I didn’t think much about it.
Who knows, as soon as I sat down on the workstation, I received a video call from my father.
Dad: Your mother and I stayed up all night. We thought you died in the hotel. How did
my dad know I went to the hotel?
Me: Dad, I’m fine. I’m in the company.
Dad: Don’t pretend. Xiao Liu has sent all the pictures.
Corrupt the family tradition. Are you worthy of Xiao Liu, your parents and yourself.
I heard a face of confusion: “Dad, what did Liu Zha man say to you?”? After
talking for a long time, I finally figured it out.
It turned out that Liu Zha sent his girlfriend back to the company after he was driven out of the restaurant yesterday, and he returned to the door of the Cantonese restaurant. He took me to the hotel when he
saw the stuffy gourd. He took a picture and went back to my rental house to complain to my father.
I gave up completely. I took him to see my parents because of love, and he took this love as a handle.
I told my father the cause and effect of the matter. My father didn’t believe it. He said, “Don’t make up stories with me. I believe in Xiao Liu. Xiao Liu must come back with you this year.”.
I hung up the phone.
Liu Zha Nan hypocritically sent a message again: “Kaka, I really just want you to pay attention to safety.”.
I did not hesitate to put him in the blacklist. He is not sincere here, only disgusting.
I told the stuffy gourd about it.
Stuffy gourd said: a look is the old scum man, this step, let you betray relatives can only rely on him.
Me: I don’t want to rely on him.
Stuffy Gourd: Of course, you still have me.
Me: What are you to me?
Stuffy gourd: I am your man … … Male friends.
Me: That doesn’t work. I want a boyfriend.
Stuffy gourd didn’t come back.
After a period of calm, Liu Zha Nan did not come to disturb, and his parents did not ask again. The monitor of the university, who had not been contacted for
five years, sent a message saying that he would organize a reunion for the fifth anniversary of graduation.
He probably did not know that I had broken up with Liu Zha Nan, but also specifically said: “This venue and banquet are arranged by Liu Ming, sister-in-law you will definitely come together.”.
I replied, “It depends.”. When I was playing games
in the evening, I told the stuffy gourd about it.
Stuffy gourd suddenly excited: “Go ah, must go.”.
Me: I don’t want to see him.
Stuffy gourd: You are silly, the more this kind of occasion, the more suitable to deal with this kind of scum man.
Me: Am I going to make him laugh alone?
Stuffy Gourd: I’ll go with you.
12 came to my downstairs early. Take out several dresses and three bags
from the car.
The stuffy gourd urged me to try and complained that I was in such a hurry that I couldn’t make a high set, so I could only buy ready-made clothes reluctantly. I
didn’t know what kind of bag you like, so I brought them all.
I picked out a pure white skirt, and I was surprised that the size was just right, with a presbyopic bag.
Because Liu Zha Nan was responsible for the organization of the venue, he was the first to arrive at the hotel.
When he saw me and the stuffy gourd get off the 911, his eyes were in a trance for a moment, but he soon recovered.
Liu Zha man stared at the stuffy gourd and said: Hello.
The stuffy gourd went up and shook hands generously.
Liu Zha male lemon essence upper body: Kaka, rent a car and rent a bag for a lot of money. Can you afford
this wine holder? Just as
I was about to go back, the stuffy gourd blocked me back: Mr. Liu, you see a few students over there, go to entertain them first, and I won’t bother you here.
Liu Zha Nan: Hum, fake is fake after all.
Self-deception.
However, Liu Zha man has always been stingy and calculating, how suddenly contracted dozens of students in the class meals?
Anyway, maybe the general manager’s daughter’s temperament has changed greatly.
Walking into the meeting hall, the students were surprised to see the stuffy gourd beside me.
First of all, it’s because most of them think I’m still with Liu Zha Man.
Secondly, it is because the stuffy gourd is really handsome and eye-catching.
And finally, my dress and my bag. It’s a little unnatural for me to
be stared at like this.
From the bottom of my heart, I don’t like to be ostentatious, but the stuffy gourd said that Liu Zha must be pressed down in front of his old classmates.
I greeted everyone politely.
Several classmates who had a good relationship with Liu Zha asked in a strange way: “Oh, Kaka is now driving a Porsche, carrying a LV bag, leaving Lao Liu out of sight?”?
This man, Liu Zha, actually made up the same story in front of my classmates and my father. Only then did
I realize that the students’ eyes were not surprised, but contemptuous.
In their eyes, I am a hypocritical woman who is seduced by emotional cheaters and puffed up her face. The brighter
I look, the more hypocritical I am in their eyes.
I took the stuffy gourd and found a seat on the side.
As a result, until the food was served, there were only two of us at the table.
After all, Liu Zha paid the bill, and everyone must be on his side. On the
dishes one by one, Liu Zha took the monitor and his girlfriend to toast one by one.
It looks like his wedding.
I’m on pins and needles.
The stuffy gourd had a pleasant face and kept taking pictures with his mobile phone.
I took the stuffy gourd by the hand and said, “Why don’t we go? I don’t want to stay here.”.
Stuffy gourd has a well-thought-out plan to smile: “Go what go, should go is Liu Zha man.”.
I looked at him with the eyes of a fool, where is the confidence of this B?
Liu Zha man deliberately finally came to our table: “You two, the hospitality is not good enough.”.
Stuffy Gourd: Where, where, we two people eat a table of dishes, should be the best treatment.
Liu Zha Nan: I don’t mind.
Stuffy Gourd: But it’s a bit of a waste. I see there are still a few empty tables over there.
Liu Zha Nan: Class reunion, it is inevitable that some students have something to do and can not come.
Liu’s boyfriend and girlfriend rushed to answer: “At the level of Lao Liu, do you still need to invite yourself to dinner?”?
This handsome guy who drives 911 doesn’t even know how to handle public accounts, does he?
Stuffy gourd: Oh, you don’t have to spend your own money to eat. No wonder General Manager Liu is so generous.
Liu Zha raised a glass of red wine: Cheers. As soon as
I stood up and raised my glass, Liu Zha touched the monitor’s elbow and spilled a glass of red wine on my skirt and the bag beside me.
I was about to have an attack when the stuffy gourd put its arms around me.
Monitor immediately apologized: “Kaka, I’m sorry, I’m here.” All the students are looking at our table.
Liu Zha male in the side hypocritically, deliberately raised the volume said: “The old monitor you are really, you let others how to return the rented bag and skirt later.”. The people at the
surrounding tables burst into laughter.
Stuffy gourd stood up and patted the monitor on the shoulder: “Brother, it’s all right.”. There are a lot of
these things at home.
Liu Zha stood beside the stuffy gourd: “Brother, this wave can be installed.”.
I hope you don’t cry when you swipe your card.
Stuffy gourd whispered: “Don’t worry, I’m sure I won’t cry.”.
I hope you won’t cry for a while.
Liu Zha man with his girlfriend and the monitor to go, stuffy gourd patted his girlfriend on the shoulder: “Are you Li Yan?”?
Liu’s boyfriend and girlfriend nodded: “How do you know?”.
Stuffy gourd said: “Nothing, I heard Kaka said.”.
You are busy first.
Liu Zha Nan finished his work and began his speech on the stage: I am very happy that everyone can come to this reunion. The purpose of
holding this reunion is to let everyone return to the university age in the most authentic state.
Not to compare and show off.
Speaking of this, Liu Zha Nan looked at me and the stuffy gourd with a slightly deep meaning. The eyes of the
students also came together.
Finally, Liu Zha Nan did not forget to pull business for himself.
Here I would also like to share with you my recent situation. At present, I work as a sales director in Zhoucheng Electronics Co., Ltd., a leading enterprise in the province. If you have relevant purchasing needs, you can contact me.
This is my girlfriend, Li Yan, the daughter of the general manager of our company. I
would also like to thank her for her support in organizing this reunion.
So, I’ll stop here today.
I hope everyone can eat and drink well.
Liu Zha Nan paused for a moment, and I thought it was over.
Unexpectedly, he picked up the microphone again, pointing at me and the stuffy gourd and said, “As you can see, there is a young and promising couple at the scene.”.
The scene burst into laughter.
I believe everyone would like to hear Kaka share her work, and you two should not be stingy, right?
Everyone stared at us like monkeys.
I sat on the chair at a loss, stuffy gourd took my hand, generously walked to the stage: Hello, I am Kaka’s boyfriend, my name is Zhou Yi.
I am now an ordinary skilled worker, and Kaka is now working as a group leader in a design company. Everyone
in the audience began to laugh, and even a few began to whistle and whisper: “Skilled workers rent Porsche, get half a year’s salary.”. You
have to be Kaka Niubi, a fake rich second generation.
But the next words of the stuffy gourd made everyone laugh.
Just now, General Manager Liu mentioned a company called Zhou Cheng Electronics Co., Ltd. Yes, it has the same surname with me.
This is not a coincidence, because Zhou Cheng is my father. Someone
in the audience whispered: bragging without a draft.
Just now, General Manager Liu also mentioned that his girlfriend is Li Yan, the daughter of my uncle Li. I
was going to have a blind date with her when I came back.
The stuffy gourd looked at Li Yan and asked, “Your father should have told you.”.
Li Yan blushed. As soon as
Liu Zha saw that the situation was not right, he rushed up to grab the microphone: “I think you have drunk too much.”.
The stuffy gourd man was tall and strong, and after practicing grappling, he pressed him on the platform again, and his glasses were broken on one side.
Liu Zha Nan shouted on the stage: Call the security guard quickly.
The crowd is ready to move.
Li Yan rushed to the stage: “My father called me, he is really the son of the chairman.”.
Liu Zha Nan immediately stopped struggling and collapsed on the table.
Stuffy gourd picked up the microphone and said: “Today’s meal is essentially my invitation to everyone to eat.”.
Because it’s my company’s account.
Liu Zha male panicked: “Jay, Jay, not to go to the public account, from my salary deduction, I invite everyone.”.
The stuffy gourd glanced at his obsequious appearance: “How to calculate the account of pouring red wine on Kaka just now?”?
Liu Zha climbed to the next table and took a bottle of red wine and poured it on his white shirt.
Stuffy Gourd: That’s it?
Liu Zha climbed to the table again and picked up a bottle of white wine and a bottle of red wine. “Jay, you have a lot.”.
Finish saying, the white wine blows the bottle, the red wine drenches from the head to the foot, the whole body is wet.
Li Yan and the students in the audience were stunned.
Stuffy gourd: OK, it will be deducted from your salary. Remember to thank General Manager Liu.
Besides, sister Li Yan, I advise you to stay away from such a rubbish man. What kind of person is General
Manager Liu? Let Kaka tell us.
The stuffy gourd arranged for someone to open the projection and motioned me to use my mobile phone to screen the chat records between Liu Zha and me, as well as the repayment information of my credit card.
I picked up the microphone and restored the thing between me and Liu Zha Nan. For
four years, his PUA to me kept belittling me and making me pay for him.
He wants to take an expensive training course for 4w and let me borrow the tuition fee.
Now I’m still paying.
He wants to give gifts to his clients and ask me to pay for them.
He has to use the latest iPhone to save face, and I still use the Android phone three years ago. After
breaking up, he kept belittling me in the WeChat. After hearing this, Li Yan rushed to Liu Zha Nan and gave him several slaps.
Originally, in Li Yan here, I and Liu Zha man’s story is another version: Liu Zha man said that he and I talked for 4 years, I was cheated by a slag man. He ran away with his savings for
two years, and he did not pursue his old love.
So every time Li Yan saw me, she looked disgusted and scolded me as a gold-digger.
And in front of his classmates, Liu Zha made up another version: “I am too vain, always like to buy luxury goods, he can’t stand it.”.
Recently, he also used this excuse to borrow money from many of his classmates.
In fact, he is a stingy iron cock. I put most of
my money in financial management and funds, and I am responsible for daily expenses.
Some time ago, I borrowed money because the fund rose well and invested in other people’s interest-free loans. It’s green
now. I guess I’m trapped.
Plus I wanted to pursue Li Yan, so I had to borrow money from my classmates because of my vanity.
It is not difficult to understand why my classmates sniffed at me when they saw me being pompous.
They thought it was me, a gold-digger, who let a young talent borrow money to live.
Finally, a man who lent tens of thousands of yuan to Liu Zha couldn’t help it.
Jumped to the stage and gave Liu Zha few punches: “You are not a man.”.
Another male classmate follows closely: “It is not a person simply.”.
Liu Zha Nan was surrounded by a group of classmates in the class, pressed for debts, and took advantage of the chaos to fight a few punches.
Li Yan looked back, came over and took my hand and said, “Kaka, I’m sorry.”.
I hurt you.
Me: It’s all right. You were also cheated by Liu Zha Nan.
Li Yan: It’s too noisy here. I’ll go home first.
Stuffy Gourd: You go back, I am here.
Liu Zha Nan was urged to pay it off in a week.
A classmate shouts greatly: “The fund is a green now, you take life to return.”.
Liu Zha man shouted: I will pay you back my salary in advance.
Stuffy gourd: Oh, General Manager Liu asked for a salary advance?
Probably not.
You answer the phone.
Liu Zha picked up his cell phone and answered a phone call from the personnel department: “You have been fired for private use of public funds, and the whole industry has been notified.”.
This month’s salary, after deducting the expenses of this dinner, is still short of 600 yuan, which Jay said he paid in advance.
Students see this scene, one by one urged more tightly.
Liu Zha lost his job, lost his girlfriend, and was completely insane: “Wang Kaka, you are just my accessory.”.
Even if I don’t want you, you can’t live better than me.
You don’t deserve it.
Now, these words can’t hurt me at all.
Because he is no longer in my heart.
Stuffy gourd looked at the lost dog Liu Zha male, dropped six words: self-inflicted sin, can not live.
The stuffy gourd drove me back to the rental house with 911.
I looked at the dirty skirt and bag and said, “I’m sorry, I’ll pay you in installments.”.
He: No, leave it to you.
Me: No, I don’t want to owe people money.
He: Ok, I will arrange a job for you in a few days, and you can work for me to pay off the debt.
Me: OK, but I have to go to work. The work you arranged can only be done after work.
He: No problem.
The next day, he sent me a video.
It was Liu Zha who toasted Li Yan at the meeting, laughed at me with his classmates, and finally said cruel words to me. “Send it to your parents and they will believe it,”
he said.
Originally, the stuffy gourd has always remembered that the venue is not a photo, but a video.
A few days later, the stuffy gourd insisted on renting a new house for me and the little taro.
He said that he was afraid that Liu Zha man would come to him to retaliate.
This kind of person may do something.
The house is across the street from him, and it belongs to his family.
The rent is the same as our previous one, but it’s much more spacious. He also arranged a part-time job for me to
pay off the debts of bags and skirts.
He has a good brother, General Manager Zeng, who is going to get married soon.
The bride was a young girl about my age, who had always wanted to prepare a proposal ceremony and needed a young girl as a consultant.
So the stuffy gourd recommended me to accompany him to see the venue and pick accessories after work.
Of course, the stuffy gourd will follow.
If the proposal is successful, give me a settlement of 3w.
Although not enough to compensate for the skirt and bag, but the stuffy gourd said that you can get a discount, even if 3 w.
That way, I don’t owe him any money.
At that time, I was as busy as a top.
As soon as I got off work, I sat in General Manager Zeng’s car and went to the flower shop, picked out the diamond ring, chose the car model, and picked out the band. I’ve been working for
two months.
Finally, everything is ready from the process to the venue.
I clapped my chest in front of General Manager Zeng and promised that no girl could refuse you at such a proposal ceremony. General
Manager Zeng was very happy and transferred 1.5w salary to me on the spot, and the rest will be settled after the proposal is successful.
I immediately transferred 1.2 w to the stuffy gourd. Where’s
K?
Me: 2K pay back Huabei, 1k take small taro to eat a big meal.
A week later, General Manager Zeng formally proposed.
I sat in the audience.
I will witness with my own eyes that I participated in the whole proposal ceremony and spoiled a girl into a princess.
In fact, I have imagined how good it would be if the protagonist was himself in such a ceremony. In many rehearsals
before, I played this role, and the stuffy gourd followed me through every process.
Sometimes, I take it seriously.
Sometimes, I hate to admit it’s just a dress rehearsal.
But I’m just a woman with an ordinary IQ, an ordinary figure, an ordinary job, a 3w foreign debt and 2K Huabei. How can I have such a proposal ceremony.
My favorite band came on stage and played my favorite songs.
But the next one to appear is not General Manager Zeng, but the stuffy gourd. It was a stuffy gourd who
proposed.
My eyes are moist. Once again,
I was cheated. This stuffy gourd is full of bad water.
He must be afraid that I knew he was going to propose, and he was in a bad mood and didn’t work hard, so he lied to me that General Manager Zeng proposed and let me work steadfastly.
And then with my heart, I’m gonna propose to another girl.
I got up and tried to leave.
I can’t accept such a cruel scene, which I have worked so hard to set up, to be dedicated to another girl by the person I like. I
thought I heard someone calling my name: Kaka.
I came to my senses and stared at the stage.
Stuffy gourd looked at me: Wang Kaka, I have something to say to you.
I wiped away my tears and shouted at the bottom, “If you have a fart, put it quickly.”.
He: I’m sorry I lied to you.
I cried even louder: “What’s the use of sorry, you heart thief, bastard.”.
He: Actually, General Manager Zeng doesn’t want to propose. I want to propose to you.
Wang Kaka, can you marry me?
I thought I heard wrong.
He: Wang Kaka, can you marry me?
I was still hesitating, and a man jumped out next to me.
Me: General Manager Zeng?
The man looked embarrassed: General Manager Zeng, I am the driver of General Manager Zhou, and you can call me Lao Zeng.
I walked onto the stage in a daze.
The stuffy gourd put the microphone on my mouth: “Say you are willing.”.
Me: I.. I do.
Stuffy Gourd: Then our accounts are even. At the end of the
ceremony, the gourd asked me: “Every process of the proposal is designed by you, will you feel that there is no surprise?”?
Me: Of course. It’s all arranged by me. It’s boring to go through the process again.
Stuffy Gourd: When I get married, I’ll let someone else arrange the process.
Me: No, I’ll do it myself.
Stuffy Gourd: That’s strange.
Me: Why, regret it?
Stuffy Gourd: No, I think it’s cute.
This silly gourd didn’t know that he proposed to me, which was the biggest surprise.
Later, I asked the stuffy gourd where he liked me.
He said: I like to sleep with meat in my arms; I like to be cheerful and simple; I like to play like a fool; I like to cry and act cute; I like the dishes I cook.. Originally, those who are worthless in the eyes of Liu Zha Man are all treasures here in the stuffy gourd. Only then did
I understand that true love will not reduce you to the dust, but let you find that I, who am so ordinary, can also be so lovely.
Stuffy gourd, thank you.
Let me change from Kaka, the king of garbage, to Kaka, the super cute king of the universe.
Well ~. Focus on not getting lost ~
