What kind of experience is it to fall in love
with a straight man? On the first
date, he carried a budget of 2000 yuan and spent 686 yuan, leaving 1314 yuan, which he transferred to me WeChat, in line with the straight male principle of never letting the child pay. What kind of invisible rich generation have I found?
Oh, not at all. He misunderstood my profession and thought I charged 2000 every time.
The root cause is that the time we met was a night.
My best friend was lovelorn and took me to drink with her until 11 o’clock in the evening. In my constant entreaties, she finally let me go before the last subway arrived. With the help of alcohol,
I fell asleep on the last subway to the suburbs.
Because there was no platoon, I lay down naturally.
Then, because of the shaking of the subway, my head, Ga, went straight into the cage, and I couldn’t pull it out.
Membership privileges have been unlocked with a salt selection column worth ¥ 19.90. I tried my best to pull my head out, but I failed. Why?
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My mother couldn’t bear to see me struggling like a maggot, so she dialed 119 for me sympathetically.
But the first to arrive were the passengers in other compartments and the subway staff. Some of
them squatted down to comfort me, some stood behind me to observe, and some of them took out their machines and aimed at me to record this unforgettable night for me.
About 20 minutes later, a firefighter uncle finally came down with a weapon like a God.
Neck, you hold her head to stabilize her mood, and we’ll do it.
Neck?
Why are you talking to my neck?
My neck is holding my head! All right.
Did the neck speak?
Just look at this pair of uniform legs in front of me and squat down and look at me.
My God, so handsome! A straight nose with a hump, a pair of clear eyes, sparkling eyes.
I squint at the home of this clean jaw line, the same is, how I can not distinguish between the head and the double chin.
I’ll hold you. Don’t be afraid, and don’t move.
Then “Neck” smiled at me. He didn’t smile, but I could hold back. This smile showed his tiger. My God, shark me! It turned out that the tiger was called Wang Bo, and his teammates called him Bo Bo.
Before my fantasy lasted for three seconds, I was called back to reality by the cool liquid on my neck.
It turned out that the firemen were rubbing lubricant on my neck and face, and not surprisingly, my neck should be shining like a chicken wing just on the grill.
Come on, try to see if you can get out. I don’t delay what the
handsome boy says.
And then I squirmed like a maggot for the first time. The difference is, this time I’m a glossy maggot. After about three or four or five
attempts, my head full of wisdom was still not pulled out.
Just as I was getting ready to do my best, I screamed. Why
did Bobo suddenly touch my ass?
He touched me?
While I was trapped?
In front of so many people?
Just as I was about to come out with the dirty words I had conceived, Bobo rushed over and said to me.
“Your skirt was just lifted..” …… Gan! I forgot that I was wearing a JK JK skirt today?
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The skirt is called gentle, but I really want to give it now.
Because my wriggling is still going on, so predict that my face will look like this.
Bo Bo’s can’t be taken back. The
final effect was that Bobo stretched out his powerful, orchid-finger-like thumb and fingertips to pull my skirt, and in order not to touch my buttocks, he could only hang like a magnetic levitation. It’s
hard for him. It’s estimated that he doesn’t look much more masculine now.
I still failed Bobo, and after struggling, my head was still stuck.
If it goes on like this, I’m going to be with the subway. I
can only get on the chainsaw.
Bobo’s team is decisive.
Just as the buzzing object approached my face, Bobo Shuang protected my face.
My God, I have lived for years, and finally a man killed me affectionately! But living is never love, and the excitement of the crowd around me brought me back to reality from my sweet love.
Soon! Almost there! Soon! “The head comes out!” “Congratulations, Mom!” I answered this sentence.
However, I did not have a face full of pain, no crying baby, only a face full of excitement, and the sound of clicking.
My head finally came out.
The maggots were finally able to sit up, and the bobbies were away from my hips.
And then this beautiful thing stretched out in front of me.
Come, let me help you up.
I put my hand on Bobo’s arm and stood up.
But my legs were broken and my head was paralyzed.
The fireman’s reaction speed was not covered, and he stretched out consciously from top to bottom.
My whole body was held steady, but my proud 34C was also held by the way. I looked at Bobo solemnly as if I were
blind, and I was silent. Embarrassed,
I was ready to dig out the ancient city of Jingjue on the ground, but I saw a change in a part of Bobo.
…… His face.
Red.
When I was finally able to stand firm, Bobo suddenly coughed and taught me with a businesslike kiss. You
‘d better not drink so much wine at night. Look, your face is still red.
I drink red, but how do you get red?
then why is your face red?
Bobo touched his face subconsciously with a stiff expression.
Then he said, the ambulance is waiting outside, let me go up, he went back to the fire brigade first.
And then.
Leave me a determined figure.
It’s just, it’s sudden. Is it difficult to accept blushing?
When Bo was far away, I suddenly forgot an important thing. I forgot to ask him to WeChat.
Ah! On the fourth day, the news of “Toukafu was successfully rescued by firemen after the subway of Line 3 was suspended” was accidentally pushed to my mobile phone, shaking, micro-blog and local news public account.
The news video completely recorded the scene where I fell in Bobo Huai, and many people in the comment section praised Bobo Shuai, saying that I did not lose.
Say no loss, you come to experience it and see how embarrassing it is! I pretended to be a righteous way in the comment section to persuade my friends not to pull Lang Pai.
Side or.. Saved the news video.. This is my last weak connection with Bobo.
On the first day of losing Bobo, my other best friend was also crossed in love. Is this thing contagious?
She called me in tears and said she didn’t want to go home without getting drunk. She didn’t want to drink. She wanted to go to the bar to drink?
Or go to one of those clanging bars.
When she drank, I discouraged her.
She danced at the disco, and I looked at the bag.
She was accosted, and I rushed.
That night, I stared at her like a sister who graduated from the German Academy and saved the world of mortals until five o’clock in the morning. On the way
home, my hair was unkempt and my eyeshadow turned into blush. The roar of the
front street caught my attention.
「1、2… 1、2… It turned out that the firemen’s uncles at the fire station near their home were running in the morning.
I don’t know if Bobo also comes out for a morning run at this time every day.
Not.. Why does the team have someone who looks like him.
Not.. The closer you look, the more it looks like. Knock
me! That’s him.
I lifted it quickly! Blocking my face, I’m scared to see what I look like now.
I covered my face and left quickly along the wall, and there was a voice from Bobo.
So, is that the card head girl?
“Really?”?
My face is so tight that I can be recognized?
！ Not her, is it?
With a little magnetic sound, it’s Bobo! That’s her! Her jacket says “a rich woman with four women.” Look at that plaid skirt, it looks like it too! Damn it, brother, have you ever been in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Jun?
I hurried the machine into my bag, and as a result, my face was exposed.
It’s over! They all saw it! When I saw my face, I suddenly realized.
I’m sorry, it’s not her.
But Bobo recognized me and even nodded to me.
Bobo is still as handsome as ever.
I’m still the same. Awkward appearance. After
5 weeks of mask, my face became tender and smooth, and then I put on eye shadow and red shadow, and put on a short skirt.
Then I took the silk banner I made specially and went to Bobo’s fire station.
I don’t believe that you can’t rely on your beauty to seize the opportunity to make progress with him! After Bobo saw me at the fire station, he shook his head in less than a second.
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Is the red painting crooked?
Or did you lose your false eyelashes? There is no oil spot on the
skirt! I can’t! Anyway, I’ll take this as a straight man who can’t express himself.
Then I took out the pennant I had prepared for him, and as I expected, the whole firehouse was stunned.
In the sea of silk banners of “fire fighting” and “true feelings, rescue and rescue”, this pair of mine is particularly shining.
With four words: “Save my dog’s life.”. I don’t know
if it depends on beauty, but I will be an unforgettable memory in Bobo’s life. After the photo was
taken, Bobo sent me out.
Then I added his WeChat smoothly.
I am the cartoonist that accuses a company, everyday right, it is the father of all sorts of a lot of revise meaning.
Let me work overtime until two o’clock in the middle of the night one day. With the bags under my Kazlan eyes open,
I sighed and posted “It’s four o’clock.”.
Fire Brigade Hall.
Bobo took the machine to brush the circle of friends while eating, and gradually became dignified.
The players asked him what was wrong, but he didn’t answer, but he made a comment under my circle of friends.
Can’t you work in another shift?
I’m in pain. Yes, the job I applied for is obviously a class job. How can it become an “overtime job”.
Later.
Bobo made a solemn comment for the first time in my circle of friends. What
I sent was: “There are too many tricks. I’m going to be tortured to death.”.
His comment was, “Can’t you refuse?”?
“I replied,” It’s all mine.
“Then he replied,” Let’s change it as soon as possible.
The third time.
Bobo is no longer dignified, holding the machine very hard.
This time, my circle of friends is: “This day, I woke up.”.
Because the weather has been so dry recently, I had to cough in my throat and woke up.
Bobo comments: “You..” I? What’s wrong with
me? Don’t
you? When
I finished replying, Bobo ignored me. At the
midnight snack stand, Bobo’s teammates poured a cup of coke for Bobo, who was frowning at the camera, and then began to comfort him: “Bobo, I’m not talking about you. This, you can’t wear glasses to see other things.”.
“” Maybe the girl was forced to do this, too?
“I don’t know if it’s not good to do this. Look at Chen yuan-yuan, Li Shih-shih, Impatiens..” Bobo listened to his teammate’s words, but still couldn’t explain it. He said, “I saw her drinking so late on the subway before, and she went home in the early morning with all her makeup on. In fact, I’m not so sure.”.
“But when I looked at her circle of friends, I was sure she was here. How could a child be so depraved!” No! I think our team is short of a member. I’ll ask her if she would like to do it another day. The money is a little less. It’s a good job. Since we all know each other, we can help or help. With
that, Bobo’s face was straight.
Teammates nodded approvingly.
The next day I was walking past the fire station, and the team that had put me on the chainsaw saw me and suddenly stopped me. He called me to the milk tea shop next to him with a
dignified face.
I’m a little nervous. Is the silk banner too trendy? It hurts.
As a result, the team took out their duty schedule and put it in front of me, and specifically pointed out Bobo’s schedule.
Bobo, he’s in our team. He’s been with me since he graduated and joined the fire brigade. He’s almost 30 years old and hasn’t got married yet.
I think Bobo is very close to you. If you have a single child, you can introduce him to Bobo.
Bobo is really a little dull, and he can’t say anything romantic, but he’s really handsome, isn’t he?
The team praised Bobo to me with a dance of eyebrows. This is not to ask me to introduce friends to Bobo. This is definitely to set me up with Bobo! This is a peerless team! I am full of expectations to take over this special mission, to solve the living problems of fire officers and soldiers, is the duty-bound mission of our generation. After
accepting this glorious task, he sent a WeChat to invite Bobo out for dinner.
Uncle Fireman! Would you like to come out for dinner at four o’clock on Saturday afternoon. After
waiting for half an hour, Bobo replied to me. Is
two thousand enough?
my God! The team also said that Bobo was dull, where is this dull?
The first date will ask how much money is appropriate, but also offered to bring so much! Both respect, full of sincerity! Just have a meal and watch a movie. How can you spend two thousand yuan.
Enough is enough, not so much.
Bobo’s dormitory.
Bobo looked up doubtfully and asked his teammates, “She said two thousand is too much.”.
My teammate scratched his head and said, “I don’t quite understand this situation. Maybe she saw that you saved her last time and discounted it.”.
On this date, we ate a pot, watched a movie, and drank milk tea. Bobo wouldn’t let me spend any money, and he didn’t even give me a chance to buy a cup of milk tea. How can you pay for
such a thing?
！」 Bo Bo’s righteous words. What kind of tutor
is this?
So strict?
Not only that, but when I got home, Bobo gave me a surprise.
I click on it, my God! Transfer 1314! Is this a watch?
Love comes so fast? Can
I go home and get the book next year?
Bobo’s dormitory. I spent 100 yuan
today, but she didn’t ask me to buy anything for her. I transferred the rest of my 2000 yuan to her.
Bobo and his teammates reported. Did
you tell her to change it?
Bobo shook his head. I didn’t mention it. I thought she was in high spirits today, so I didn’t open it.
“Then you have to spend another 2000 next time,” said the roommate with a face.
Bobo came out with me twice at most, and each time he spent money, and I was not allowed to share the money.
But the strange thing is that our relationship has not progressed at all.
No treasure, no good night, no kiss, no love you, is still the kind of ordinary heterosexual relationship.
God, does this Bobo fall in love with the feeling of shopping with me?
No, I can’t let my love die.
I want to take the initiative! I want him to make a choice! I want him to give me an answer! I open the WeChat, type and send. Do
you like me?
I’ll see how you’ll reply.
Mmm. ***
me?
He admitted it?
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But why is it, um? Is it so hard to
admit that you like me?
So what is our relationship now?
」「…… Friend.
You only treat me as a friend?
Not a friend?
I don’t know.
You like me, and I like you. Isn’t that a boyfriend? What’s the matter with
this Bobo?
Is it influenced by the quotation of some scumbag?
What I like you but I will marry her, what like does not mean to get up?
I can’t get over that. Even if I can accept it, it’s hard for my parents.
“What?”?
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I’m full of questions.
Is this some kind of new scumbag quote?
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I’m not a dun. How can I be your obstacle?
“What barrier?”? Give me a little more time for
such a thing.
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Then Bobo never replied. After nearly
10 weeks of criticism and my criticism, I am now sure that I am simply a child who can not be better.
Bobo, let him go to his mother. I don’t have so many idle people to think about what his obstacles are.
Then, Bobo was left on my WeChat friends list, and I occasionally saw his moments. In addition to forwarding some chapters, he would take pictures of the flowers, cats and dogs of the fire brigade. The next day
, the Fire Department found me.
What’s going on? Did
such a little thing alarm the General Administration?
The result is that I think too much.
It turned out that they had seen me draw a four-frame cartoon of medical staff on my micro-blog, so they asked me to draw a set of cartoons with the theme of firefighter’s life.
Firefighters are probably the cutest team in the world, and they actually asked me where I lived so I could visit the nearest team.
Wait a minute! Nearest team!!! Isn’t it?
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Fire Department Publicity Office.
Bobo looked at me in surprise. What are
you doing here?
I caught his eye.
Is it strange?
Never had a comic book artist take a private job?
Bobo scratches his head.
Cartoonist? The publicist who
asked me to paint looked at Bobo with a complicated expression.
“Bobo, this is a well-known cartoonist on Weibo, hand-picked by the General Administration, you can cooperate!” Bobo has a dull face.
Famous cartoonist?
Did you become a cartoonist?
I said, where is this and where is this.
I’m a young master. What are you going to do! That’s what learning is about! The publicity looked at Bobo and shook his head and pulled me aside.
You don’t mind, this firefighter’s usual training intensity, may be a little lack of oxygen in the brain.
The brain is quite lacking.. Oxygenic.
Then Bobo was still like a goose, thinking about something.
Forget it. You can just look at him from a distance. He’s the most handsome one in this team. Just give you some creative inspiration. I’ll take you around.
“” Well, good.
When I was ready to leave, Bobo saw the opportunity and pulled me down.
Are you a cartoonist by profession? Didn’t
I just say that?
Then you still have.. Is there any other private work?
“” Of course! Without private work, cartoonists will starve to death! What is it? Why
do you ask in such detail?
“Say it quickly!” “Well, a FMCG brand cartoon image design, a custom avatar, and a series of posters, gone.”.
My words just fell.
Bobo turned on the machine, clicked on the boundary, and put it in front of me.
Then what does this mean? On the
screen, I posted “It’s four o’clock” in my Moments. What does
that mean? The meaning of the
word! I’m working overtime, and I can’t finish it at all.
Then he clicked on a boundary.
It’s another message I posted in my circle of friends, “There are too many tricks. I’m going to be tortured to death.”.
“Speaking of this, there is a story..” Bobo gasped when he heard this.
I tell you, don’t mention how cute this guest is. He wants a very cute image. I drew it for two days. Don’t mention how cute it is. Then he wants plump breasts, buttocks and legs. Can this be both cute and cute? What do you call
this?
It’s called dreaming.. Only Bobo slowly lowered his head and opened the boundary.
What about this one?
Now the world is still my circle of friends.
That “this day, woke me up.”.
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I wonder! What’s wrong with this one?
What a normal circle of friends case! What’s wrong with this one?
You don’t know what’s wrong?
“Yes!” Who is this day?
Wake you up?
“” Who? Oh,
my God! “Don’t shout to heaven, tell me who it is!” “Oh my God!” You still shout! Just tell me who it is! “I told you, oh my God!” You don’t say, do you?
“” I said.. No, wait a minute. Let me correct you first. The pronunciation of this word, Ge An, is not four tones. I press Gan. What you read is very obscene.
“” Sound?
“” Well, come on, repeat after me, clean your soul, this day, wake me up.
」「……」 Bobo was silent, just put the machine in his pocket, then raised his hands and rubbed his handsome face, and shouted in a low voice.
“Gan!” What’s wrong with him?
It was the two ways of pronouncing the word “” that left him with no aftertaste.
12 Three plates of fat, three plates of lambs.
Before he had eaten enough, he called the waiter to add a plate cut.
How can there be a willing boy?
Look, can you afford it?
Do not eat vegetables only eat, but also eat so much.
Bobo finally finished eating and sucked the rest of the cold coke until the can made a trembling sound.
I’m done.
Yes, you are suffering.
Do you want to drink milk tea?
I’ll buy it for you! No, you have something to say.
“” Just.. I want to explain.. I didn’t mean to.. Don’t reply to your.. I mean, they have to think about it, too. Thinking about what?
“” Think.. That one Want to. They.. Can you accept.. You.
“” Accept me?
“Accept a wife who is still picking up customers at four o’clock in the middle of the night, who has no proper job, and who is still being made a daughter-in-law by a night-time child who has woken up!” …… What?
Night show boy?
I?
I’m a night shift kid, something like that?
My polite smile cracked.
It turned out that Wang Bo thought I was a lost man before.
The price is up to 2000, and the customers keep coming.
No wonder his Kan is so? Can’t
this be?
I guess we’ll have to find another way to cross the bridge. After the hurdle of the
career mystery, we ushered in a new hurdle of how to determine the relationship.
This guy asks me to go shopping every time.
Today, we went to the mall where we have been shopping for times. Suddenly
, he stopped and looked at me affectionately.
My jump is speeding up.
My God, you’re not going to watch in public.
As a result, the whole atmosphere is not right. Did
you bring the paper?
“Yes!” I roared out.
Nima, Niang’s attitude has been broken down by you. If you want a piece of paper to wipe your ass, do you have to stop and ask me so seriously?
But before I could finish rolling my eyes, he took my arm and began to run faster.
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Brother?
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you going to pull your pants?
In such a hurry? I was
running so fast that I couldn’t get up and down, and he took me to a dark stairwell in the mall. The
bathroom is not.. Ah, Bobo hooked me to the side and pushed me to the wall, only to lean against the wall and look down at me. The affectionate eyes
just appeared. The breath
I was breathing just now has been completely cut off.
Bobo’s face was only five centimeters away from mine, and I could feel his breath.
Then, this five percent, ah, ah, ah, how did it become three percent?
Ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, I’m out of focus.
Bobo kissed me.
Oh, my god.
Kiss is so sweet.
I’m already spinning.
Minutes later, Bobo let go of me. Where is the
paper?
Bobo’s words brought me back to reality when I was walking in the clouds. Was it after a kiss that I was ready to take a shit? How did he make
such a romantic thing so close to the earth?
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I took out the wrapping paper from my bag and threw it at him.
“Here you are!” I thought he would pick up the paper and run to the toilet.
As a result, he pulled out one of them and put it to his mouth.
But when he looked at the paper, he paused.
Don’t waste paper.
When I couldn’t understand what he was doing, he suddenly bowed his head and kissed me.
This time it’s longer, it’s three minutes. I’m almost gone.. Bobo raised his head, took out the paper and wiped my mouth.
He wiped his mouth and said shyly, “I really wanted to kiss you just now, but it was too much.”.
It turned out that Bobo asked me if I had any paper with me, in order to wipe my mouth after kissing, so that the rotten tomatoes on my mouth would not be all over my face.
But at this point, we blushed like two red tomatoes. In this way, Bobo and
I established a relationship.
He is handsome, but he is really dull.
Last week, a residential building nearby rose, and he went to rescue it. First
they rescued the cat from the farm, and then they rescued the cat from the farm. When the
neighborhood gave applause to the fireman’s uncle, Bobo only rushed to the field. Grateful,
this family is full of doubts, is this going to move out the valuable electrical appliances at home?
Really? It’s just a hundred yuan. It’s not worth it. After
waiting at home for a while, Bobo rushed out of the field.
Standing in front of this family, I took out the most precious thing of this family that is in junior high school, summer homework. In
the news picture, Bobo right blocked the junior high school man’s shoulder and smiled, but the man couldn’t laugh with his summer homework.
Weeks later, the junior high school boy still sent a silk banner to Bobo, and I still want to cherish the word.
Just three words: “You really!” Naive Bobo did not understand how to pronounce these three words at all, and even took a photo and posted it in the circle of friends, “It was recognized.”.
“. Focus on not getting lost ~”
