What will happen when
social phobia meets a sick girl? On my
birthday, my roommate asked me what gift I wanted, and I said casually, “Give me a strong man!” That night, under the psychedelic light of KTV, a strong man appeared in front of me. Through the mirror wall opposite, I saw my roommate with a surprised face, and.. A frightened look on his face.
I
Me: Help! On my birthday, it happened to be 520.
You know, when there are five people in a six-person dormitory, the remaining one, I, is automatically classified as a small animal. It is everyone’s duty to
love small animals.
So my five roommates all gave up accompanying their boyfriends today and chose to accompany me on my birthday.
Being so loyal, I had to ask my sisters to have a meal. I pounded the table and said, “Go!”! Go to a restaurant tonight– “Wait!” Not knowing why, I looked at Comrade Wen Lina. She looked as usual and asked me, “My treasure, what birthday gift do you want?”? I really haven’t thought about what gift I
want. “Give me a strong man, will you?” Said the king of
guns?
Then I rummaged through boxes and cupboards to find my hottest one. Doll skirt. As I was
busy changing my clothes, I naturally missed the eye contact of the other five people, which led me to be unprepared for the social death that followed.
Yes, they did send me a man.
A fine, strong man.
When we finished our meal and Comrade Wen Lina said that she had ordered a box to sing, I should have felt something was wrong, but I didn’t. Not only did
I not, but I also ordered a song called “Pink Memories”, which was euphemistically called the opening of the birthday boy. When I finished my wacky howling, my roommates stood next to the big screen and lifted a piece of black cloth.
「Surprise！」 To tell you the truth, if they hadn’t lifted the black cloth, I would have thought it was a stool.
In fact, I should be alert again at this time, but I still didn’t. I had forgotten all about my mouth and looked at my roommates with a smile.
Seeing such a big gift box tied with a bow, it is false to say that I am not moved.
I couldn’t wait to untie the bow and open the box quickly to see what was inside. A man? The smile on
my face froze. There was silence in the
box, and only the happy birthday song ordered by Wen Lina was still playing in a loop.
I felt my scalp tingling and my toes scratching the ground. Subconsciously, I wanted to close the box and return the original. But Wen Lina quickly pressed my hand and greeted the strong man warmly: “Don’t mind, junior. She’s just been widowed for too long, and she’s a little shy.” Shy?
Me?
No, I’m not shy. I’m embarrassed! However, I immediately caught another message in her words. Study, brother?
Second social death.
However, before I could react, the boyfriends of my roommates suddenly filed in and picked up my five rebellious girls.
Before leaving, Wen Lina also threw an ambiguous look at me: enjoy it. I want to know with my heels that the mastermind of shooting the head of fire is this dog.
Bastard Wen Lina Bastard Wen Lina ran away with her boyfriend. Bastard Wen Lina, you are not human! Only me and the strong junior were left in the huge box.
The junior stood up from inside the gift box, and his two round pectoral muscles were so strong that I had no place to put my eyes. I quickly picked up the black cloth that had fallen to the ground and threw it over his naked upper body. I explained with a smile, “It’s a little cold with the air conditioner on!”. The junior nodded obediently, and his cooperation made me breathe sigh of relief.
The next moment, however, he pointed to the big screen and said, “Senior sister, it’s time for the song you ordered.”. Only then did
I realize that the warm happy birthday song had stopped at some point, and that the big screen was brightly displaying a few scarlet letters- “The Liar of Love, I Ask You”? I
did ask for the song, but the question is, is it time to sing?
！ I decided to strike first. I calmly led my junior to sit down on the sofa,
accompanied by BGM, “Male shrimp, I kiss.” I poured him a glass of plain boiled water. Before I could speak, my junior said, “Senior sister, your hands are shaking. As soon as
my hand slipped, the water spilled. He turned a blind eye to the performance that
should be performed with me, which made me feel even worse.
But I held my own.
I said bitterly, “Junior, if you have any difficulties at home, you can find an organization.” “It’s not difficult. The
junior student interrupted me, with an innocent and shy look in his eyes: If there are only two suites on the Second Ring Road, it’s not difficult. It
‘s not difficult, it’s simply not difficult! I was speechless for a long time before I tried to say, “Well..” Do you owe a loan or something? You need.. Sell your body, pay your debts?
Senior sister, you misunderstood.
The unknown junior opened his mouth and explained seriously, Sister Wenxue said that you wanted a strong man for your birthday gift, and I thought I could just meet your needs, and then I came.
Wait a minute. Explain first, what do you mean by fullness, sufficiency, me, desire, need, and demand? It sounds like
I’m the kind of person who doesn’t want to be satisfied.
Yes, I am.
I silently glanced at his collarbone and remembered that I didn’t know his name yet. To hide my embarrassment, I unintentionally picked up the cool white I had poured for him and blew it. I asked him, “I don’t know your name yet. What’s your name again?”?
“” Zhou Shu Er.
I spurted out a cold mouthful in vain.
Did Wen Lina check her account when she was looking for a duck?
Even if I am like a quail, shrinking in the dormitory without hearing anything outside the window, I also know that there is a junior student in our college who is very awesome and handsome. He often appears on the wall of the school’s confession. Coincidentally, he is also called Zhou Shu.
I don’t think there’s a second person named Zhou Shuer in the courtyard-besides, he’s so handsome, damn it! I don’t understand. I don’t understand.
I pinched Renzhong and looked at him in suffocation. “Why is it you?”? Why are
you here?
“Zhou Shu looked at me with a slight smile on his face.” I came here because I like you.
Two silver, I am defeated and run away. The
speed is so fast that Zhou Shu can’t even catch up with him.
It’s not promising, is it? Yes, it’s not promising.
It seems that I have been widowed for a long time, and the first thing I feel when others flirt with me is not surprise and heartbeat, but-! Really, it’s very embarrassing, especially after several social deaths in a row, I don’t think Zhou Shu and I will see each other again.
Because from now on, where there is him, there will never be me, I walk around him! But when I turn on my phone.
Me: (I decided not to see it. No matter how greedy
I am for his body, I will not add his WeChat.
So ten minutes later, Wen Lina’s phone came.
I picked up the phone and said, “Hello.” “Little Chou said he added you as a WeChat. Why didn’t you go through him?
！」 I was just about to quibble when she interrupted me again: “Don’t make up that you didn’t look at your cell phone — I’ll know what spicy fart you’re going to put when you pout your hook!” There was a faint sound of water from her side. It seemed that she would not come back. As for the others, the group was as quiet as a chicken. It was estimated that I would be alone again tonight.
While I was silent, Comrade Wen Lina changed her tune again. She tried to persuade me: “Boa, don’t we like male mothers best?”? Look at how well
Xiao Zhou’s chest is trained, tut tut. You haven’t even touched a man’s little hand, and you don’t want to pinch it?
Me:) I think. After
hanging up the phone, I immediately passed Zhou Shuer’s friend request, mainly because it was impolite to leave others hanging, definitely not because I was greedy for his pectoral Orz.
Friends through the first time, Zhou Shu sent me a message, a simple greeting, the corresponding I also made a simple response. The conversation between
me and him was awkward and polite.
Until then, he warmly invited me to have breakfast in the canteen tomorrow morning, and used the cat’s head meme.
I
……！ I immediately refused him, and unilaterally ended the conversation. After washing, I lay peacefully on the bed, picked up my beloved tablet, and clicked on my beloved game, Angry Birds 2. After defeating the king pig with the fifth physical strength, I looked at the time. It was more than eleven o’clock. If I didn’t sleep, I might die suddenly. So I decided to close my eyes and go to sleep immediately, not thinking at all that maybe Zhou Shu would send me other messages, such as-then I’ll buy breakfast and wait for you downstairs in your dormitory?
Third, the next day I was woken up by the ringing of Comrade Wen Lina’s call. I turned on my cell phone angrily. I wanted to see which blind dog dared to disturb my aunt’s sleep! Oh-it’s Xiaowen. It’s all right.
I yawned sleepily. “Hello-” “Damn it, you’re still sleeping?
！」 I’m very confused. I don’t have classes on Friday. Do I still get up to exercise if I don’t sleep?
Ridiculous! But soon I could not sneer, because Wen Lina told me that Zhou Shu had bought breakfast and had been waiting downstairs in our dormitory for more than hour.
Damn it?
I clicked on the WeChat, and sure enough, I saw three unread messages: “Then I’ll buy breakfast and wait for you downstairs in your bedroom.”?
Senior sister, are you up?
The first JPG was posted last night, right after I turned him down. The other two were posted at 8:00 am. Well, it’s 9:43 am now.
After waiting for nearly two hours, he was really a little too persistent.
I stepped on the small ladder and got out of bed, dragging the child without wearing it. I looked at the downstairs through the window. People were coming and going downstairs, and all the people passing by were staring at him. I was found by him! Seeing him show his big white teeth at me, I quickly drew the curtains and suddenly caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror next to me. My
hair exploded again! Now I can no longer pretend to sleep in the past did not see the news, after all, he has seen me, or plain face to the sky, my hair exploded.
But in such a careless way, I have anticipated the scene of the biggest social death in my life.
Da Baa! I can’t be so hasty. Seeing that he won’t go if I don’t go down, I think I need to disguise myself and then go down to persuade him to leave.
Wearing a long gray sunscreen, a mask, sunglasses, and finally a black fisherman’s hat, I dressed up like a female star out of the street and went down covertly.
I firmly believe that as long as I cover it tightly enough, no one will recognize me.
But the plan could not catch up with the change. I had just received Zhou Shu’s breakfast in the morning and saw myself on the wall in the afternoon.
Zhou Shu and what is the situation?
Are you going to be single?
Two crying emojis and a really bad candid photo.
I showed the expression of the old man in the subway, and my mood was particularly complicated, especially when I saw myself standing next to Zhou Shu in the photo, the whole person looked gray, and there was a pair of pineapple dragging children on my feet, which was even more complicated.
Unexpectedly, in my poor college career, the first time I went to the wall of confession was because of this reason.
It’s not pleasant:) And the thought that I owe Zhou Shu a breakfast makes my head even bigger. I don’t like to be involved with other people’s interests. This breakfast is bound to be repaid.
In srds my heart also has brewed an astonishing plan: I-must pinch the week to narrate but not the pectoral muscle! Four, my plan is very simple.
Also said the week and the breakfast, pinched the week and the chest muscle, and finally-deleted the week and the WeChat! Three at one go, cut the Gordian knot, to avoid all the future social intersection, of course, after this I also want to tell Comrade Wen Lina, after the dormitory old and dead do not contact the list of people, in addition to her ex-boyfriend, can also add this strong junior.
As for Zhou Shu, he said he liked me.
Ridiculous! Do you believe me?
While several roommates, especially Comrade Wen Lina, will not come back before Monday, I will suffocate myself in the cradle of this evil relationship with Zhou Shuer! So I was decadent in the dormitory for two days, during which I refused countless times of Zhou Shuer’s appointment for dinner, and in order to prevent him from blocking me downstairs in the dormitory, I decisively opened Meituan and ordered takeout for two days.
By the way, the dormitory is really cool.
On Sunday, I slept until eleven o’clock. After I got up, I quickly tidied myself up and sent a WeChat to Zhou Shu: Are you there? Will you please drink milk tea in the
afternoon?
Zhou Shu and seconds back: Come ~ plus the happy expression package of the cat’s head.
I frowned like an ice cream girl. Why does he like to use cat head memes so much?
This is too much contrast with his own temperament, and many of the things he uses are the permanent guests in my expression column, which is really a ghost.
“Hello, your braised chicken takeout.” I put down my cell phone and went to get the takeout. Heaven and earth are big, and braised chicken is the biggest.
Wait for me to eat and drink and then take a nap, um.. It’s five o’clock.. Without a guilty conscience, I clicked on the dialogue column and found that he had sent me a picture of a cat’s head at half past two, which made me feel very aggrieved.
But am I the kind of person who has a conscience?
Sorry, Junior Ang, I forgot the time when I was working on the project. Are you still free now?
Press the send button, believe it or not, if he asks me what project I’m working on, oh, the experience and implementation of the human fall dream.
But Zhou Shu is very sensible and did not ask, this is very good, we are all adults, this tacit understanding is still there.
I casually took care of my slightly fried hair to prevent Zhou Shu from grabbing the bill when I paid. Before I left the dormitory, I took the lead in ordering the super fruit tea on the small program. Is it interesting enough?
The first step is completed, followed by the second step.
At the first sight of Zhou Shu, I couldn’t help sighing with emotion: It seems that God is on my side.
He wore a gray short T that was neither loose nor tight. It was plain, but because of his good figure, the gray short T looked so different. Through it, I could clearly see the outline of the chest muscles. Damn it.
What an unscrupulous man! Who are you trying to seduce by dressing like this?
Bankers, I don’t know what others will do in this situation, but as far as I’m concerned, I can’t refuse Zhou Shu at all. My pectoral muscles! So after giving the fruit tea to Zhou Shu, I, who had planned to take the second step immediately and escape quickly, promised him to walk around the school together. The reason
I convinced myself was that pinching a man’s breast was not a glorious thing after all, and it was better to hide it.
Then Zhou Shuer and I walked to the small park of the school. Someone came to deliver the pillow when we dozed off. It was wonderful.
I don’t know if there is a grove in every university, but it is in our school.
As the first choice for lovers to cook soup, this place is “crowded with people” all the year round, but today it is not normal, except for me and Zhou Shuer, there are few couples.
(This sentence sounds strange) I decided to make a quick decision.
“a junior inside!” Chou Shu-hsu paused.
‘Ah! Don’t get me wrong, this scream, oh no, these two screams were not from Zhou Shu. He was just surprised and then quickly blushed and silently yielded. It was my classmates, classmates, classmates and students who
screamed:) They were standing not far away, looking at me with panic and excitement on their faces. The hand on Zhou Shuer’s chest.
Well, one of them is holding up his cell phone.
I I was a little nervous, and then because of my nervousness, I actually rua uncontrollably for two weeks under their gaze. Damn it, I’m really going to die this time! “Senior sister, you..” Before Zhou Shu had finished speaking, I immediately let go of my paws like a burning buttock, then quickly covered my face and fled the scene of the crime at an inhuman and incredible speed.
And I would like to add that the reason I realized it was time for me to let go is: Zhou Shu and Ji Rabbit, hehe.
I hide my face and cry: I don’t live miles ~ five originally I was going to, back to the bedroom the first time to delete the WeChat of Zhou Shu, but good death, Wen Lina came back. Dressed in her pajamas,
she pointed to the packing box on my desk. “I brought you a cup of taro paste.”.
But is it time to eat a cup?
I held her in my arms and told her what I had done with a handful of snot and tears, but she was only a little surprised and then immediately calmed down: “With your recklessness, it’s normal.”.
Apparently she was more concerned about something else: You pinched it through your clothes?
“I nodded with tears in my eyes, and she immediately looked at me with hatred:” You’re actually through your clothes, isn’t that touching you in vain? ” Not really. After all, I rua twice.
But Wen Lina then asked me, “Can you recall the touch of his chest muscles now?”?
I thought about it and shook my head honestly. All I remember now is that his chest was bigger than my hands.
Shit! Pig eight Jai eat ginseng fruit, I lose a lot! I beat my chest and stamped my feet until I almost vomited blood. Then I suddenly remembered, “Then shall I delete his WeChat?”?
“Delete my ass!” With a big wave of his hand, Commander Wen said, “Since I’m greedy for his body, I’ll just take it down. Why should I be reserved?” I hesitated, but soon I stopped.
Ten minutes later, Commander Wen held up his cell phone to show me the latest wall of confessions, and I was on the list again.
Earthshaking, Zhou Shu was attacked in the chest!!! The picture is my back, the hand is on Zhou Shu and the body can not describe the position, Zhou Shu and red face and shy face.
At this moment, I am extremely grateful to the school for assigning dormitories based on classes, so that I can directly kill from 131 to 125, looking for those two puppies to settle accounts! But they both denied it.
Damn it, it’s really not the two of us. After you left, Zhou Shu came over and said he was afraid of your shyness, so we deleted the picture! I became a mangy dog without the curse! Besides, if we stand on the left, how can we take a picture of your back?
I’m lost, family silver.
If it wasn’t them, who would it be?
But soon Zhou Shu’s voice call request came over. I held my mobile phone trembling as if I had rheumatism. I hurried back to my dormitory and kept guessing that at this time he would make a voice call. What does it mean?
Seeing that I didn’t press the answer button for a long time, Wen Lina was even more anxious than I was: “I rely on you to answer it!” Urged on by her, my boorish nature was aroused once again, and I simply clicked the answer button without stopping. The sound was like a loud bell: “I will not be responsible.” The world was silent.
Wen Lina’s shocked eyes: You cow and horse! She really didn’t expect me to be such an animal. Well, I didn’t expect it myself.
And after I held up my cell phone and shouted this sentence, I felt as if I had entered Mickey’s house and arrived at my hometown. Is it too late for me to argue that I was in a hurry?
For a long time, Zhou Shu chuckled.
He said, “Senior sister, you are so cute.”.
Senior sister, you are so cute. I’m sorry for the iron juice. I blush shamefully. It’s not my fault that my will is not firm enough. The enemy is too cunning.
I have contacted the wall to delete the message. Don’t worry. I just took a picture of your back. No one will recognize you.
Zhou Shu comforted me seriously. His voice was so gentle. It was over. It poked me too much.
So sometimes it is reasonable for Wen Lina to say that I am reckless, because then I directly short-circuited my breasts and said to him, “Can you touch my pectoral muscles again?”? Then
I thought I was very polite and used “Can you give me..?”? Instead of “where?
“?
Feel the pectoral muscles?
Wen Lina:?
Zhou Shu and:.. My brain: Very good, has achieved the achievement of “lady”.
Six weeks without a clear promise.
But he put a smoke bomb: “Then tomorrow at noon, senior sister can have dinner with me?”?
“I asked him,” Can you touch it if you eat it?
“Chou Shu laughed loudly and did not answer directly,” How can I know if I don’t try?
Help! What kind of devil talk is this?
！ Wen Lina, who was about to faint beside her, looked at me in shock as if she had known me for the first day.
I took one look at her, full of shame, and picked up what little reserve I had left: “I test (Zhun) consider (Shi) one (Dao) down (da).”. After a few
vague words, I quickly hung up my voice. Wen Lina looked at me with complicated eyes: I didn’t expect it. I didn’t expect it. My treasure, you are promising. You can flirt with men.
My face was still warm with embarrassment, and then I heard her add, “But you don’t want to be responsible for this. Why didn’t I see that you had the attributes of a sugarcane girl before?”?
Wen Lina, I warn you, don’t mess around with men and women. Zhou Shu and I are just trading flesh! I tried to find a legitimate name for what I had just done.
But it didn’t work. Wen Lina was still condemning me with her contemptuous eyes. I couldn’t
stand it, so I groaned out what I thought: “He’s so handsome, and he has big chest muscles, and I know I can’t bear to delete it, but –” “Just because he’s so handsome, who knows if he’s a sugar cane man?
“Wen Lina answered very firmly:” This child, Xiao Zhou, is absolutely not a scum! He’s still a big girl! Luyu: Really?
I don’t believe it.
Harm, regardless of his father, even if he is a scum man, I roll his chest muscles and then get away with it, it is not a loss, as for those sisters who have been his scum to get justice! Qi and Zhou Shu made an appointment to meet in the third dining hall. I waited until almost two o’clock before I dawdled out of the dormitory.
The main reason is that there are too many people at the meal time. If I am recognized, I will have to carry the rocket to escape from the earth overnight. After choosing the dishes
at the window, I was so agile that I swiped my card before Zhou Shu raised his meal card. As an independent woman in the new era, I only ate Wen Lina’s soft rice. After all, I had to catch a sheep.
(Wen Lina: Stupid roommate, I beep-you beep-) “Senior sister, I brought you a spoon.”.
He understands me very well. Iron juice, he is a heart arsonist. Even I, a beautiful girl, like to use a spoon and don’t like to use chopsticks. I even wiped it with a paper towel before handing it to me. It’s so careful. I scooped up a piece of wax gourd and just put it into my mouth. My face turned green. It turned out to be Bai Luobei, who was on the run from the third canteen. Me: Swallow it.
In the spirit of not wasting food, I was going to force myself to finish it, but Zhou Shu saw that something was wrong with my look and thoughtfully exchanged plates with me: “I haven’t touched it yet, senior sister, you eat my share.”.
I didn’t refuse.. Because Bai Luobei in the canteen is really ***ing unpalatable! Don’t argue with me, because you are right.
(Carrots are yyds!) After dinner, Zhou Shu looked at me seriously and said, “Senior sister, I want to talk to you.”.
“I came to my senses.” Talk?
Talk about what?
Bounce away crow’s feet? Ha ha ha ha.. Laughter is getting smaller and smaller, and then suddenly stopped, I saw Zhou Shu and a face of helplessness, as if to say: really take you no way.
Yeah, it’s a bad joke. It’s cold and awkward.
One, point, also, not, good, laugh:) Zhou Shu touched my head, probably because I had a certain illusion as a client, how to feel that he was touching a dog.
He ordered a bowl of rose ice powder for me, but I didn’t accept it or refuse it. I was always coy about these trifles: how on earth should I give him back the seven yuan?
But I bought them all. If I refused, would it make Zhou Shu lose face? Then he became angry from embarrassment, and my five roommates got postgraduate recommendation? It’s just
a bowl of ice powder. Compared with our dog’s life, it’s really worthless. I
picked up a plastic spoon and scooped up a raisin. I was so sour that my face was ferocious. But when the sour taste passed and my mouth was full of sweetness, I went to scoop up the second one.
I ate attentively and watched intently. Then he asked me, “Senior sister, do you know when we first met?”?
Me:.. Uncontrollably, I recalled the psychedelic lights in the KTV that day. At this moment, I hate that I have such a strong memory. If I could, I would rather lose my memory immediately! Perhaps my expression was too distorted, Zhou Shu guessed my unspeakable answer in an instant, but he denied me: “Not that time.”.
“Hmm?”?
My black question mark face: Which time was that?
So Zhou narrated the love and hate (fog) entanglements between me and him that I didn’t know (I).
It turned out that when I was a freshman, he had already met me. According to his description, I went to their school to do recruitment publicity, and I happened to have been to their class. Then he, who was a senior in high school at that time, fell in love with me at first sight and decided to come here to find me.
Finally, he asked me if I remembered.
remember, get. How could
I not remember it, because-this is another story I can’t bear to look back on:) I’m ashamed to say that in the winter vacation of my freshman year, I followed Wen Lina to sign up for the recruitment publicity team, and I went for the five hundred yuan.
At that time, I really wanted an iPad, but the small treasury was still short of 500. I thought I was an adult anyway, and I should earn my own living, so I gritted my teeth and signed my name on the application form.
Unfortunately, the reality has given me a big mouth.
Depend on others, you are a princess. It is better to rely on others than to
rely on yourself! After stumbling through the first class and leaving my QQ number, I walked out of the classroom, holding Wen Lina in my arms and crying silently, telling me the most humiliating moment in my short life.
The only consolation is that fortunately, I will never have the chance to step into this classroom again in my life.
And the remaining seventeen classes are all taught by Wen Lina, and I will do it.
I used practical action to prove a theorem: mud is not paste on the wall.
Perhaps in front of Zhou Shu, he died too many times. When he, the witness, mentioned the past, I was already lying flat, but I still want to say: It’s really a bad fate! I had already finished choosing the raisins in the ice powder. With a wrinkled face, I heard him say, “Actually, I wanted to be with you earlier, but I heard that you like strong and delicate boys, and I have nothing but abdominal muscles..” So I got a fitness card, and I didn’t dare to come to you until now. Fortunately, you are satisfied with me.
“Fine, strong & delicate, tender.”.
Excuse me, in broad daylight, do these two words have anything to do with me, a beautiful girl?
I have a wooden face, friends, don’t get me wrong, I’m not angry, I just really don’t know what kind of expression to put on.
Besides-where did he not see that I was satisfied with him?
Is it confidence in his pectoral muscles? It
‘s just a little way to please me. Am I such a casual person?
Yes, I am.
I am a LSP who covets male sex. “Senior sister, can you give me a chance?”
Zhou Shu said earnestly?
“Me:” You said yesterday I came to touch the chest muscle, still count?
If Wen Lina were here, she would probably marvel at what kind of cow and horse speech this is, in order to arouse my temporarily dust-laden sense of shame, but she is not here.
It means I’m reckless and no one can control me, no one! So I blushed and shamelessly added, “… …” It’s just, um.. This time, I don’t want to be through my clothes. “You didn’t hear anything just now,” I said quickly. I lowered my head to suck skating powder, and I wanted to die.
Yes.
Me:?
！ Me: “Junior, don’t force yourself. I don’t have to.” “I don’t have to.
“Zhou Shu laughed briskly.” I practiced it for you.
I swallowed the three words “touch, you,” and my face turned red again. He was really good at it. What should I do? I couldn’t resist it.
But after only a few seconds of shyness, I heard Chou Shu add, “..” People who don’t like me like my body. The word
“body” is very spiritual.
I laughed twice, but unfortunately there was no seam on the floor of the third canteen, otherwise I would like to show him a hole in the ground on the spot.
Eight because of Zhou Shu invited me seven ice powder, I had to invite him milk tea again.
Of course, looking for an opportunity to rua his pectoral muscles is also part of the reason. One day
later, we came to the familiar Tea Road again.
Gangzhen, Soy Milk Jade Kirin has no other cat cakes except expensive ones. No one else will come to
this point except me and Zhou Shu, who has no class. I can’t help but secretly praise my wit. I deserve it.
However, the fact is wrong, this university has no classes, far more than me and Zhou Shu.
I was sitting at the bar, and as soon as Zhou Shuer took the finished milk tea and sat down, he heard someone behind me calling him, “What?”?
Zhou Shu Er?
And this voice.. Tut, inexplicably familiar.
Three seconds later, I realized, “SOS, my God, isn’t this the little girl of my one-to-one activity?”?
！ What should I do? What should I do? I must not let her see my face! Can’t let her know, the hentai that originally attacks the chest week to narrate, unexpectedly is her gentle and reserved, shy and shy lovely senior sister! Yes, my friends, I think everyone knows that I am reckless, especially in all kinds of emergencies, I will have a brainwave and come up with a brilliant idea and implement it immediately.
For example, at this moment, as soon as my skull is hot, I directly put my face on Zhou Shu’s body in an attempt to hide my identity as a female star.
QQ play, the heat came from my face. In
a flash of lightning, I realized that I had been knocked in the chest! Oh, no, Zhou Shu was knocked in my face! Jiayin, I am promising, I really do my best! Who would have thought that I, the widow king of the mother and fetus, jumped directly over the man’s hand and hit the man’s chest.
Comrades, you do not ask me what is the feeling of hitting the chest muscle, I do not know how to describe, if you want to say, I can only tell you that the soul has been sublimated, is the tremor from the depths of the heart, really, if this life can not continue to feel, it will be the biggest regret in life.
Zhou Shu covered the back of my head with his hand and accosted the primary school girl.
What a coincidence! I met him here.
“Oh, I ordered it. This is..” I trembled for a moment and made a vow in my heart: “Avalokitesvara is on the stage, and the believing girl is willing to be a vegetarian for three days, but the younger sister can’t recognize me.”.
Chou Shu’s chest vibrated, as if he were laughing. He gave a “hum” and answered frankly, “a shy little friend.
I’m blushing, I’m absolutely blushing! Face: Didn’t you throw me in the third canteen?
Me: Didn’t I pick it up again?
Sent off the school sister, I quietly rubbed Zhou Shuer’s chest, and then moved my face away from him. JPG is really strong and delicate. Is this the only antidote in the world, young male college students?
I am enlightened, family silver, I am suddenly enlightened.
Chou Shu-erh looked at me, his face full of affection, but his face soon changed: “Senior sister, you have a nosebleed!” Me: Huh? Staring at
me, I touched the tip of my nose and saw that I really had a nosebleed! Absolutely, guys, I thought a nosebleed was an adjective until today, but after experiencing it, I realized: it’s a ***ing gerund! Remembering the five catties of lychees that Wen Lina carried back yesterday and the half bucket of lychee shells in my trash can, I understand why our ancestors often said that we can’t live without our own sins.
What a shame! How about dying at once:) Nine milk tea shop bathroom.
I bent over, turned on the tap, washed my nosebleed, and patted the back of my neck with a hand dipped in cold water.
This scene is familiar, Zhou Shu is gentle and careful, I am really touched.
When the nosebleed stopped, I covered my nose with toilet paper in my left hand and grabbed his clothes with my right hand. I looked at Zhou Shu very carefully and said, “Do you know?”?
Zhou Shu and:?
What?
Me: You look like my dad.
Zhou Shu and:!.. I hastened to explain, “Ah, I’m not saying you’re old!”! I mean, you’re so gentle and careful, just like when I had a nosebleed when I was a kid and my dad patted me with cold water! I know.
“Zhou Shu laughed and rua rua my head again.” I know what my senior sister means.
Mom’s peerless commander in chief is not greedy and not Chinese.
I give up. I lose.
“Zhou Shu Er!” I called to the delicate junior who was about to go out and said coyly, “..” Does what you said still count?
“” Hmm?
He didn’t react for a moment, but the next second he smiled at me: Of course, so senior sister is going to give me a chance?
My damned sense of shame suddenly appeared at this time, began to hum and chirp, refused to speak, and waited patiently for my answer without urging me.
When he saw that my nose was bleeding again, he bent down and changed my tissue.
Eyes on each other, the atmosphere became more and more ambiguous and strange. Suddenly, the door of the bathroom was knocked, and the people outside coughed loudly and pointedly. I was so frightened that I felt guilty about being caught doing bad things.
I was so anxious that my brain quickly became bloodshot that I kissed Zhou Shuer’s side face directly. He was stunned and his cheeks began to turn red.
I stammered, “I, I will be responsible for you.” I didn’t have any confidence, but Zhou Shu just looked at me with a good temper: “Am I your boyfriend now?”?
I nodded, and there were a few more coughs outside. Zhou Shu took my hand and went straight out, but I grabbed him again. He turned his head and didn’t know why.
“That –” I glanced casually across his upper body. “I became your girlfriend, which means, can I pinch your pectoral muscles at will? The
obsession can be described as very deep.
My hot and delicate boyfriend slowly turned his body, reached for a bear hug, I sank into his arms, once again by the chest, the nasal cavity began to heat up.
His beautiful voice rang in my ear: “Of course.”.
I have consummated the house of silver.
Because Zhou Shu also said, “If you want to, you can pinch it for a lifetime.”.
” [Extra]”.. Huanhuan, welcome everyone, home entrance examination.. This is my QQ number, have, what do not understand can ask me! Excuse me. Goodbye! The people on the stage stammered the last sentence and fled with red faces, followed by a burst of laughter in the classroom.
Zhou Shu curled the corners of his mouth, and he was the only one in the class who listened carefully to her publicity.
Ha ha ha ha, that’s so funny.. Blindly guess that the Shandong green onions in the vegetable market are taller than this senior! Damn it, Chou Shu and you laughed! As soon as the voice fell, the man immediately returned to a dead face. The
classmate next to him muttered, “..” It’s no fun! Without saying anything, Zhou Shu took out his paper and began to calculate. He was not an interesting person. When he got home
on Friday night, he was the only one in the huge room, but he was used to it. He had lived alone for several years. Now he was glad that his parents refused to give in when they divorced. As a result, he left two houses in his name, hoping to get them back one day.
But Zhou Shu didn’t plan to return it.
His reaction to his parents’ divorce was so cold that he didn’t see them much.
In the past, when Grandma was still alive, he had a little smile on his face, but after she left, he didn’t smile much.
Occasionally, when he saw his parents, they would only scold him for putting on a dead face all day.
Picking up the mobile phone, somehow, Zhou Shu remembered the string of numbers on the blackboard.
He was obsessed with applying for a QQ number, then added friends, hesitated when filling in the verification message, and wrote the school sister.
Soon the other side passed the friend request: Hello, school sister, plus a cat’s head expression package.
Zhou Shu thought of her red face that day. It was the first time he thought someone else was cute. He seldom wanted to chat with others, but he wanted to talk to her.
He sent a sentence: “Senior sister, will you still come to our school to publicize?”?
The other side immediately sent a cat crying: “No, I will never go again!”! I lost my face at grandma’s house! Zhou Shu chuckled and tapped his fingers on the screen: “No, you are very cute.”. After
that, chatting with her every week became Zhou Shu’s most anticipated thing.
As the two became more and more familiar with each other, Zhou Shu got to know her better and better, and finally went to her university. But on the first day of the university report, he did not go to her, but took the money for a part-time job during the summer vacation to get a fitness card.
“I like young and delicate men, and it’s better to have a super good figure and big breasts, because I don’t have..” Listening to the voice strip sent by his senior sister, Zhou Shu looked down at himself. He had nothing but young, delicate and plain eight-pack abdominal muscles.
So he decided to turn himself into what his senior sister liked, and then show his heart to her.
In order to make his appearance not seem abrupt, when he learned that his senior sister’s friend worked in the Red Cross Society, he joined the Red Cross Society in the last semester of his sophomore year. He was full of good feelings in front of the literary sister, and inadvertently revealed the news that he liked her-he successfully turned her five roommates. On
her birthday, Zhou Shuer gave her himself as a birthday gift. Looking at her strange and shy eyes, he quietly said in his heart: “Senior sister, I am Zhou Shuer.”.
It was the first real meeting between him and her.
She doesn’t even know his name.
In her opinion, he was just a junior whom she didn’t know at all.
But he’s known her for two years.
He knew all her likes and all her resists.
Zhou Shu once thought about turning her into his own, using those disgraceful small means to satisfy his possessive desire.
But he held back.
Senior sister is like a clumsy little snail, when she is frightened, she immediately shrinks into her little shell.
If his presence would make her unhappy-and he didn’t want her to be unhappy.
Zhou Shu was very patient, so he waited for her outstretched hand and said to him with a red face that he would be responsible for him.
So cute.
Zhou Shu held her in her arms. She thought everything was a coincidence, but her so-called coincidence was actually his premeditated plan. Introduce
yourself. Hello,
senior sister-I am your boyfriend, Zhou Shuer.
(End of full text) □ Ying Hu Nai Zhu. Pay attention and don’t get lost ~
