When the Miyagi met the earth-smelling master: “I swayed the back of the palace.”
The Emperor wants to choose a princess, and my sister, who looks like Jade, is registered.
But on the night before she went into the palace, she ran away with someone and went out to enjoy herself.
My father, General Shen, waved in order to cross the sea.
I’ve got Mulan for my father. I’ve got a little flower for my sister. Shen Xiaohua.
I’m pretty shocked: is the main line so casual?
01
I’m certainly not a fuel-saving lamp for the second daughter of Shen’s family, as the sister of the outlaw.
So on the night before I entered the palace, I was going to follow my sister’s example of a golden hull.
My parents and I were sneaking around with my luggage.
Oh, my God.
Despite my resistance, my father pulled a scroll out of his sleeve: have you ever seen this holy painting?
I’ll take the letter and return it.
“Father, Mom, it’s not easy for you to raise me, and I’ll go to hell. I’m sorry.
The man on the picture has a beautiful eye, a beautiful eyebrow, a tall nose, sharp lips, and he is still the Emperor!
You’re a rich man! I thought I’d go into the palace and talk to your brother for a month, from poetry to life!
That must be beautiful.
02
I admit, I shouldn’t be moving for beauty.
Now I’m Shen Xiaohua, and I’m the first woman in the city, Shen Lingling, standing in front of the temple, and some alone.
Before she came, my mother said she had a son in the palace who could at least take care of a noble man.
But it was only half an hour ago that I was notified that this house was preceded by blind selection.
The way my mother says it’s not universal!
The blind auditions are not meant to mean that the Emperor is blind, but that the blind are the family background of the girl, and that the choice is in the Emperor’s mood. Blindly chosen seats are too high to allow them to choose.
This is the way the Queen has come to think: the new Emperor will rise to the throne in fear of sin.
That’s how I broke up with my mother’s old sister, but that’s what happened.
Hearthouse, full of gold.
And We observed the surroundings with the light, and there was no good-looking old woman whom my mother had mentioned. There is only the Emperor and his mother, who sit high and far away, and I wonder what to see.
It’s mind-boggling that King Li has publicly read out the rules of selection.
“Congratulations on the final round of this show — the Chosen. The Emperor has a puzzle for you, and it’s in this bag, so you can go back and listen. I’m sorry.
Dude! I’m a straight guy! It’s not as bad as my sister said.
There’s no culture in the person.
♪ I’m sorry ♪
That’s it?
I can’t believe it’s written in my sister Shen Linglong’s speech: Help me!
I’m all stupid.
Isn’t that the only thing I inherited from my sister?
We have been warned, and she calls it a record of the earth. Cross the line to convince people!
I’ll write the second half of the sentence: I’ll help you if you don’t help me.
Even though the Fountain of Thought was not self-sufficient, it was written outside of the saying, “I helped you and you ruined me, so I will fuck you.” Farkle!
The value added is full of it. I am worthy of the A-class.
But in retrospect, it was a bit of a surprise for the Emperor.
And when it was so small, and it was so great that it was all in its mind, it was so gruesome that it was blackened.
Without hesitation, I took the lead in handing the note to the maid next to me, and looked up to the Emperor in his seat.
Hey, it’s just one step away from the beautiful guy.
After the paper was handed over, I was bored looking around the girl.
She’s a beautiful woman, and I don’t know what kind of subject she’s got.
“Don’t love me, it won’t work.”
I’m surprised. Does the Emperor love my sister?
Because that’s one of my sister’s notes?
On one occasion I saw her dancing in front of a big mirror, with her hands white, and swollen like a lotus flower in front of her forehead, and her head was squeaking with the rhythm, and the young I was demented.
My sister stopped moving her hand and twisted her waist to my side: Don’t love me, it won’t work, unless she shakes my hand.
In the mirror, she danced again with two companions.
What a wonderful childhood!
I went back and touched the girl with my elbow and whispered to her.
Multiple friends! My sister taught me.
03
On the second day, at General Shen’s house, the little scrumptious screecher told my mother:
The royal daughter was given flowers!
Murong’s daughter only got a beauty!
Damn! I heard there’s a small county-ordered daughter of White Flowers who’s been sealed! This is the best show ever!
I don’t know.
My mother’s in a hurry to fall her handkerchief on the table. What about my son?
Miss, Miss she went to Sang’s Book Office.
04
We’re all here to sleep with beautiful men. Why am I here?
I stomped on the grey stool and suddenly there was footsteps, not the Emperor who just came from the temple.
I didn’t see the Emperor too well during the day, but I had a glimpse of him, and he was as handsome as he was.
I kneel down on my stomach and squirt up: There’s something wrong with a good-looking guy! Look at my sister.
However, there is respect and respect for the Emperor’s daughter, Shen Ling, who is the head of the Chinese Book Office.
The beautiful man’s golden silk slippers move to where I can see them, and the beautiful man’s voice falls from above his head: The strange change is the same?
I’m looking at the clouds and I look at my head:
The Emperor was so excited to throw me out of the ground that he was shocked by my talent.
He grabs my shoulder and shakes hard: Shen Linglong! How many years are you? You’re listening to this video?
I can’t understand what he’s saying, but I can’t help it.
The Emperor has never seen my sister, but he can keep her away from poetry…
Everyone who has a problem has a relationship!
But there’s something wrong with him, since he’s a confidant, he’s too slow to get me a job at the store.
Does the Emperor like to live in love with you?
On that day we sat on the floor and talked about the ideals of life, from the shooting garden to the shadows of my sister.
I can remember a lot of what he said and my sister said.
But, unfortunately, I remember more clearly that there was only something to eat, to drink and to be called by my sister the “earths of the earth.”
I don’t know anything else.
In the end, the Emperor lamented that you were not Shen Linglong, right?
And I looked at the eyes of the peach, as if there was a magic that compelled me, and then I made a nod in the place of God.
He laughed at himself, as if it meant nothing.
I was relieved to see the moon outside the window, the sky was dark and blue, and the moon was so round, like pearls.
Sis, I missed you so much.
You’re leaving me the formula for the happy tea!
I haven’t had a drink in almost six months! Fuck!
05
I suspect that the Emperor is my sister’s bastard meal and that he has been drinking happy tea.
It’s been three more.
In order for us to be absent from the second day ‘ s posterior headline, he took me to the guard of the patrol and managed to slip into the royal room.
But the key question is, the tea is there, no milk.
The Emperor looked at the tofu on the table and asked me later. Would you like tofu soup?
I don’t eat much this day, I’m hungry and thin.
He bowed down and cut down onions, saying, “Yes?” Congratulations.
So, the Deep House, four days later, I drank onion beef tofu soup.
The Emperor cooks for himself, and the Emperor is a handsome man.
I’ve had a hard time, and I’ve left no more onions, and I’ve been eating and beating up a burp and watching the Emperor with satisfaction.
“Thank you, Iron. I don’t have any talent. Why don’t you shake your hand? I’m sorry.
The Emperor has a handsome face full of obscenities, saying that Shen Xiaohua is too dirty for you.
The Emperor may not be short of a talent show, so I firmly rejected my offer and entrusted me with a difficult task:
Help him find my sister.
And I was wondering: if the Emperor had known, the Emperor would not have been the one who is now, and would have been in trouble.
His real name is Lee Sheng, like my sister, from the future.
I didn’t know where they were talking about the future.
I’ve thought about it. Ask the Emperor, will you shake hands?
The Emperor stood up with one hand, handsome, and I looked at him.
But he cried out, “Come on! Arrest her!
♪ I can’t ♪ I thought he was really going to shake my hand!
06
That day, when the Emperor called for me, I thought he was joking.
But he did put me in jail.
Son of a bitch, Lee Sheng.
The Emperor said that it was called a torturer, not only for me to go to jail, but also for Mr. Li to spread propaganda and to be known outside the palace. Then my sister will be anxious to come and save her.
The Emperor’s chest is full of bamboo, and I lie on the bed of a prison, and my heart is as dead as ashes.
For nothing else, shame.
For the crime of arrest,
In the middle of the night, tofu was stolen from the royal dining room.
What the fuck is that for?
I bargained with the Emperor the day I got caught.
Your Majesty, can I have a decent crime? What’s the matter with you?
His Majesty was drunk and his head was not lifted. I’m sorry.
07
That’s our plan. It can’t be said that it’s seamless, at least it’s full of holes.
But the king’s life is in ruins, mainly because I can’t beat him up with so many VAs.
Good thing he’s got a little conscience, got me a little handmaiden named Maggie in jail.
“The Emperor says it’s not very good to see your neck on the day of the election, so that your servant will come and untie you. I’m sorry.
She smiled a little and pressed me giogiao to scream.
But in any case, I stayed in jail and waited one day for my sister to come and save me.
I didn’t wait for my sister in jail for a few days.
Her old man, somehow disguised as a prison guard, got mixed in.
At the time of our meeting, the ponies were giving me a massage, accompanied by a luxurious holocaust from the Imperial Police.
I’m in a fancy bed.
Mother! “The daughter is so bitter! I’m sorry.
My mother smoked some silver on her face, probably a silver that hurt her heart, and swiped my belly, saying, “It’s not even thin.” I’m sorry.
I don’t want to act anymore, eat the snacks in the set and complain, but it’s not as good as it is in Chenghua.
My mother says you can have a long meal, and now everyone in the capital knows the daughter of General Shen’s family, not only to go to the palace and not to say anything, but also to go to jail because of his mouth. “Are you really caught for this? Are you so hungry? I’m sorry.
Ma turned to the wall in cold and warm, and I said, “Mom, my sister, how’s Shen? I’m sorry.
08
My mother says my sister is still silent.
I’m prepared, but I’m a little grotesque.
Actually, my relationship with my sister is not like a sister.
When I was 10 years old, I had a major disease, and my sister came to the house at that time.
At that time, I had the impression that my parents were crazy almost every day, that my little daughter was in bed, and that her first daughter, who had just returned, was running away.
She doesn’t eat, she doesn’t sleep, she hides in the house, she cries, she goes back…
Back where? No one’s heard of her.
Maybe it’s because of a natural bond between sisters. Only I’d like to trust her.
We slept together every day and heard her say about the other world, where people, food, and life.
There, women can also go to private bars, be free to spend time with the boys they like, not with their parents, but with the media.
She said I was her only friend in the world.
I don’t understand. I’m her sister.
If she can’t, she’ll teach me the first social record.
Since that day, my sister Shen Linglong’s “crazy” has suddenly recovered.
At that time, all the roads in the city were so strong that they would raise their daughters as women of the future.
My sister’s name is seven, and my parents say she’ll be a noble girl.
I didn’t think fate was killing me. She left me to enjoy myself.
My mother instructed me to leave the cell as soon as possible, to make a fresh start.
I cried and I thought my sister was already out of the capital.
“Maybe she was ashamed to come? “The pony is cold on one side.
I woke up like a dream and held the pony’s hand, “Come on, I want to see the Emperor.” I’m sorry.
09
The torturer didn’t help, and the Emperor let me out in order to be able to think about it.
But I was removed from my position as a high-ranking woman in the Book Office.
“Then start at the grass-roots level, come to me first, be a close maid.” I’m sorry.
The people here are all different and wonderful.
OS: ? What a dazzling rise! I didn’t expect the Emperor to play with girls!
OS: ? It’s been a few days since I’ve been in the palace, but I’m not the princess. Must be someone with a wrist. This Shen Linglong is really something!
Am I staring at the Emperor? This isn’t what we said in prison! What about the deal I made at Sang’s Book Office while you were looking for my sister? Who’s gonna make you a girl? I don’t want to do it either!
His Majesty is not proud to look at me in the face of the shadows of evil, and behind me are a few mighty Brother Guards.
I said, “Good Emperor. “I’ll wear socks and shoes first, and then I’ll be a grandkid, as long as Grandpa is alive and as long as I’m strong.
10
I really didn’t expect that, as a close maid of the Emperor, I would have suffered the consequences of the palace.
I look at the springs I’m working with in bed and my forehead is so cold and sweaty.
The doctor who arrived said that she had been given laxatives in her food.
Maybe not at all, because there’s a bloody note on the side of the spring job:
Shen Linglong! If you want to live, don’t seduce the Emperor! I’m sorry.
Spring…
I said: “O Souri, sister, who asks you to eat if you can’t read?”
I love it, too, but I’m under nine years of compulsory education for my sister! Not illiterate!
It was gratifying that there were no secrets in the office and that the people who had poisoned had soon been identified.
The handmaiden in the royal room.
When the pony brought her here, I was humming songs for spring medicine. One.
This guy, he’s been pulling it for three days.
Do you want to wash my feelings with the Emperor?
And now, the handmaiden is in good faith, and he stomped like a charlatan, and asked me to spare her life. But he refused to speak out against us.
I suddenly remembered that the night before I entered the palace, my mother had given me a book called “The Monopoly Secret: From Introduction to Excellence!” in which the techniques of responding to situations were calculated to be comprehensive.
I just didn’t think I’d be able to use it without entering the harem!
“Your parents are still alive, right? Another brother just turned 13?”
I tried to keep my voice down, imitating my sister’s voice when she was a kid with me when she robbed me.
I was scared of my handmaiden.
And I groaned, and I thought, “What have I created?”
In the end, she confessed, and the man behind it was a noble man who entered the palace with me.
The young eunuch around her was handsome enough to say that she was obsessed with her handmaiden.
When the handmaidens gave everything to them, they said, “He said it was just a warning to Shen, and there was no harm to her.”
I haven’t said a word yet, and Spring is holding her hand up from bed to bed in tremors, and he can’t help pointing his finger at her handmaiden, saying, “You can open your eyes and see what I’m talking about.” And you have to find the right person! I’m sorry.
I couldn’t do it without saying my pants.
Before you leave, you’ll complain to your handmaiden. She’s Shen Linglong!”
I’m innocent, none of my business … You’re mistaken.
Eleven.
She was poisoned by the courtesan, but was misinformed, and her handmaidens were beaten on 20 boards and thrown out of the palace.
I touched the head of the spring, and I gave her a break in her voice, she scolded her for three days, and she stood by her neck:
“By the noble men I will kill you…”
In this palace, in order of honor, the nobles have given laxatives to the Queen. But my mother told me that if you don’t, I won’t.
It’s just a matter of urgency. I’ve got one more thing to do. After all, I almost got poisoned. I had to sell poor things to the Emperor while it was hot.
So I twisted into the Royal Library.
“Yes, Chun-hsheng is a beautiful girl, but I am the true evil-doing girl!” “I shook the grinding stones and threw a beautiful eye at the Emperor.
The Emperor did not take care of what I did. He naturally took a sip of my iced tea and touched my big head.
“This fat girl, the laxative’s a lot of consumption. I’m sorry.
I will not give up, I will cry for tofu soup, and a man will fall on him, and his eyes will be on his abdomen.
I’ve been trying to change his abs since the last time the Emperor was dressed.
What a family! Don’t use such a good body!
Your Majesty pulled me out of my body. “Sister, take your place and find your sister first. I’m sorry.
My sister, how can you look so good? Well, if it’s not your mountain, it’s not yours. Giao!
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! Ink is everywhere.
Your Majesty:
I:
And in order to ease the awkwardness of the scene, We made the pearls of the bowl with a spoon. My cheeks were chewing, and the pearls were bought by the Emperor’s agents on the west side of the capital, where there was a snack shop called the Shaowon Garden.
My sister used to sneak me out to the street while she was still alive, and every time she had to buy it, it would be a brand-new garb from the Chinese Gardeners.
Sung-hwa Park? I put down my milk and tea.
“Your Majesty, I know where my sister is. Where did she go?
I’m going to the Second Fairy Bridge!
Your Majesty: Which way?
I said, “Singhua Avenue!”
Your Majesty:
He threatened me with a vicious threat, “Shen Hua, if you do this again, I’ll throw you into the mountains and feed you to the Wolf.” I’m sorry.
He finally failed to throw me into the mountains to feed the wolves because I fell into the milk and tea bowl.
I don’t know.
Keep your eyes on the road.