Which well-known books and movies have been seriously misread for a long time?

Before you

read Jin Ping Mei, you thought it was just a “little yellow book.”. After

reading it, you will find that it is indeed a “pornographic book,” but it shows the revelry and infinite desolation of the end of the world. Pan Jinlian fell from the

sky. The

first person to die was Pan Cai, who was Xiaopan’s father. Although his early death was tragic, it threw an even greater tragedy to the Pan family: those who earned money died, and those who spent money were all alive.

Pan’s family had a thin background, and the seven members of the family soon reached the brink of hunger. The seven pairs of eyes were all about what to catch and what to eat. Pan’s mother, like ants moving, sells things at home every day. Later, she wanted to sell a big item today, so her daughter Pan Liu (the sixth child in Pan Jinlian’s family) was sold.

Buyer Wang Zhaoxuan is a great collector. Some people collect antiques, some people collect calligraphy and paintings, and Comrade Zhaoxuan is responsible for collecting beautiful women. Perhaps Lao Wang doesn’t like second-hand goods, so his collection starts with dolls, and it can be seen that Pan Jinlian is a beautiful embryo (or just an embryo). Wang Zhaoxuan, who was born with some beauty at an early age, was in his pocket.

If Pan Jinlian looks like an African refugee child, Wang Zhaoxuan will have to arrange for her to pour the chamber pot. Who told her to look handsome, Xiaopan’s daily work is to learn to play and sing, leisure Wang Zhaoxuan will teach her to read and write. All this is to prepare for Lao Wang’s future pleasure.

Beauty is not necessarily a blessing, it depends on the environment in which people live, the beauty of the brothel receives many guests, the beauty of the wolf’s den is a plaything.

Three years later, Lao Wang discovered that his business was worth it. At the age of 12, Pan Jinlian showed an amazing talent for makeup. She painted her eyebrows and eyes, and was good at everything. Once a woman with a little beauty is proficient in this way, it is difficult not to be beautiful.

Lao Wang is very happy. He is waiting for that day to come. Sixteen or seventeen years old beautiful girl in bud, pure and lovely, how people look forward to ah. Perhaps Wang Zhaoxuan’s behavior was too envious of men. As soon as Pan Jinlian turned fifteen, Lao Wang was summoned away by the King of Hell. After six years of hard work, the crops were not ripe and the farmers died. This is the second one.

The Wangs were in a mess, and Pan’s mother suddenly regretted her decision and tried her best to get Pan Jinlian back.

Family reunion? Are you kidding? Keep selling. Fifteen-year-old Pan Chin-lien’s beautiful face is different from previous years, and the price is naturally high. Pan’s mother earned 30 taels of silver (about 18,000 yuan).

In fact, according to the laws of the Song Dynasty, Pan Jinlian could get married without burdening her family. However, Pan’s mother has sold her conscience on the scale for money. This is the most common human activities, people from the helpless, and finally dirty, regardless of your family and friendship, are his hypocritical fig leaf. The buyer

this time, Zhang Dahu, is unusual. He has a huge fortune. There are 100 houses alone. The time to go around his house is basically equal to visiting Tiananmen Square. But this “evil old force of feudal society” was not happy at all, and he endured the oppression of his wife day after day. When

Zhang Dahu was a child, like most men, he wanted to marry a lot of beautiful daughters-in-law, which one he wanted to find. It’s too easy to realize this wish with his financial resources.

But since the first wife married into the door, Zhang Dahu’s fervent passion has been poured on a basin of cold water. This wife doesn’t look very good, but she is a Tigress. You are a Tigress, but I am afraid of my wife. How scared

are you? If a housewife makes her husband always feel afraid (referring to the psychological fear that does exist objectively), it will inevitably hurt the kidney qi, so we often say that she is scared to urinate. Can also hurt liver-qi (Chinese medicine kidney for water, liver for wood, five elements), liver main what, tendons! A man’s lifeblood belongs to Zongjin in traditional Chinese medicine, where the liver meridian passes through. This is why it is written in The Plum in the Golden Vase that Zhang Dahu’s bird is “as soft as snot and as purulent as sauce.”.

It’s all tears. A few days after Grandma

Yu passed the door, she was faced with the problem that married women were worried about. What if her husband had an affair?

In view of Zhang Dahu’s cowardly appearance, she decided to suppress it forcefully and wanted to go out to pick up girls unless I died. Impossible outside, Zhang Dahu will look at home, every time a new maid, Dahu comrades cast a leering look. Yu Shi really knows how to pick people, although the new maid suddenly looked a little ugly, a careful look is not as good as a sudden look. Zhang Dahu is very sorrowful. There are so many women in the family, all of whom are pigs. How can I not be heartbroken.

In order to be a hen-pecked husband with dignity, Zhang Dahu began to fight back. He found the reason for Yu’s death: after several decades of marriage, she had no children, which was a big mistake in the Song Dynasty. “There are three ways to be unfilial, and the greatest is to have no offspring.” At the beginning of the

attack, Zhang Dahu made a painful gesture in front of Yu: “I have such a big family, and I don’t even have any children. What’s the use?” Another meaning of this is that if you don’t lay eggs yourself and don’t let me touch other women, I will lose my children and grandchildren!

Yu’s heart is very guilty, she did not think that this is only the beginning. From then on, every two days, Zhang Dahu would come up with such a sentence, beating his chest and stamping his feet, his expression twitching, and denouncing himself for being sorry for his ancestors. Yu was on the verge of collapse.

“Can I buy you two beautiful girls to play and sing for you every day?” Yu Shi made an offer.

Big Chang’s face lit up with a smile. “That’s pretty good.” (Hearing this, Dahu was overjoyed and thanked his mother.) At this moment, Dahu Zhang left his ancestors outside the clouds.

In fact, Yu’s concession is very small. I want a girl to sing and play the violin for you, not to sleep with you. But Yu ignored a problem, you put a piece of meat to the wolf’s mouth, he did not eat that is not silly? The struggle has officially begun, a defensive hag, an old jackal with green light. It was at this time that

Pan Jinlian and a man named Bai Yulian entered Zhang Dahu’s house. The

two pure flower buds entered the Zhang family, and Zhang Dahu, who was more than 60 years old, immediately glowed with youth. He had been sealed for more than 40 years, and his thoughts gushed out. Uncle Zhang was rich and powerful, and this was the only pursuit left. Every morning, the little old man can’t wait to get up, the sky is so blue, the trees are so green, I am so handsome, Jinlian Yulian play a

song for me quickly. A happy day has passed, and in the evening, as the song goes, the dead of night is the time to start. Just as Uncle

Zhang was about to start, Yu’s intimidating face appeared: “It’s getting late, go to bed early!”! Zhang Dahu said, “can I ***ing sleep?!”!

In order to prevent obscene Zhang, Yu arranged Jinlian and Yulian to live in the same room. Jinlian learned pipa and Yulian learned zither. A few days later, the tragedy happened again, and Yulian died.

Throughout Jin Ping Mei, Pan Jinlian’s life is very hard. It sounds unscientific, but it really exists.

The Zhang family treated Jinlian better, and Yu gave her some jewelry and objects when she was free, treating her as her own daughter.

In this way, three years have passed, Pan Jinlian is eighteen years old, and her beauty has undergone a qualitative leap: her face is lined with peach blossoms, and her eyebrows are curved and crescent. Temperament is great: from the head to the feet, the wind runs down; from the feet to the head, the wind flows up. Uncle Zhang’s spirit is almost crazy, three years, is God not willing to give me a chance to do it? Here’s your

chance!

The neighbor’s house is holding a banquet, and Zhang Dahu and Yu Shi are going to support it. Zhang Dahu hung his head and said, “No, I’m not feeling well today.”. Yu Shi had to go alone, anyway, a meal time. As soon as

Yu Shi left home, Zhang Dahu’s small universe broke out: Golden Lotus! Golden Lotus! Come on!

Since Uncle Zhang and Xiaopan had the friendship of this meal, their relationship has been worthy of the four words of adulterer and adulteress. Before a meal, Xiaopan was an ignorant girl. After that, she said goodbye to purity. After that, her style of doing things tended to determine the brain by sex. Uncle

Zhang used to be alone, but now with the cooperation of Xiaopan, it is much more convenient to move, and he can carry out activities anytime and anywhere in any place without Yu. It is reasonable to say that such a secret relationship can be kept undetected for several years. But Lao Zhang forgot one thing. He was more than sixty years old. He didn’t want to expose it. His body exposed the secret.

Yu had noticed that her husband often shed tears runny nose recently, went to the toilet for half an hour, his hearing became worse, and the most important thing was that Zhang Dahu always said he had a backache. Lumbago! With years of experience, Yu understood everything. These two bastards are cuckolded on my head. If the tiger doesn’t show its power, I will be a sick cat.

Yu Shi and Zhang Dahu quarreled for several days and nights, and Zhang Dahu was too frightened to breathe. He had to endure until his wife calmed down, but after Yu finished making trouble, he laid hands on Pan Jinlian. When

a woman retaliates, hell trembles. As long as Yu Shi thinks of Pan Jinlian, she will beat her up. Now Pan Jinlian is an ant in her hand. She will slowly torture her to death.

Death is only a matter of time. This is the fate of the maidservant.

Zhang Dahu broke out, “I don’t want Xiaopan, I’ll marry her right away!”! I paid for it, and now I give money to whoever wants it.

Such a family is hard to find for a while, but time is pressing, and Xiaopan’s life is in danger. At this time, the servants of the Zhang family collectively made a suggestion, saying that there was a person who lodged in the Zhang family

, and Pan Jinlian was a good match, so it would be better to marry him.

This man is really a good match. His name is Wu Dalang.

Wu Dalang is a native of Yanggu County. I don’t know what inferior materials Nu Wa used to create human beings. His appearance is rather shocking: his head is narrow and long, his skin is as rough as old bark, and what is even sadder is his height. “Outlaws of the Marsh” records that Wu Dalang is less than five feet, the size of the Song Dynasty, one foot & # x3D; 31.68 cm, Wu Dalang is about 1.5 meters. To sum up, it looks very wretched.

In fact, the above is nothing, as long as you live happily. The key is that God has endowed Wu Dalang with one of the most fatal shortcomings: cowardice. To put it more clearly: not manly. Wu Dalang’s principle is that I don’t bully others, but if others dare to bully me, hum, then bully me! Fortunately

, Wu Dalang has a good brother Wu Song, who is so powerful that I will not introduce him, so Wu Dalang has a peaceful life in Yanggu County. Until one day, a boy dared to abuse Wu Song. Wu Song was such a kind man that he didn’t scold back. He went up and died with one punch. Knowing that he had caused a lot of trouble, Wu Song took the thirty-six stratagems as his stratagem and lived a life of escape. As soon as he left, his brother Wu Dalang’s miserable life began.

First of all, there was a disaster in Yanggu County, and people starved to death like ants. Wu Dalang had to take his wife and children to Qinghe County, the hometown of Ximen Qing, a wealthy county.

Qinghe County has a fairly busy street market called Purple Stone Street. On this day, the neighbors found a new tenant. This family is interesting. Needless to say, you can’t greet the host without looking down at him. Not to mention the hostess, oh my God! How can I sleep at night? It doesn’t work even if I turn off the lights. What does it feel like?

Two days later, there are neighbors chatting.

A: Hey, what do you think the three-inch Dinggu Bark is doing in the street?

B: Who are you talking about?

A: Just Wu Dalang. I gave him a new nickname. It matches his appearance.

B: Keep your voice down. Don’t let him hear you.

A: So what if you hear it? Look at him. My son can beat him when he is eight years old.

Wu Dalang did hear, he did not mind angry, because the work is not available, he will not do anything. Wife and daughter Ying’er can help him a lot in addition to eating, the other, alas! In the evening, Wu Dalang made a great decision: to engage in the promising career of selling cooking cakes. When

Ying’er was twelve years old, Wu Dalang came home. Ying’er ran forward and said, “Dad, look, my mother has been sleeping all day. Why doesn’t she wake up?”? Wu Ta-lang hurried up to check his wife’s breath, and tears flowed down his face. “Son, your mother isn’t going to wake up!”

Bo Tian’s ugly wife is a treasure in the family, and Da Lang has realized it. His wife left, and by the way, he took away his good luck. Within half a year, Wu Dalang lost money again and again, and the rent in Purple Stone Street could not be paid. Wu Dalang had to move to a poor location and rented a house facing the street in the big neighborhood. The master of this house is really great. He wears gold and silver. People call him Zhang Dahu.

Zhang Dahu’s servants all liked Wu Dalang and often took care of his business. Some servants simply interceded with Zhang Dahu: “You see Wu Dalang is very strange. Why don’t you exempt him from the

rent? Let’s buy cooking cakes and they will charge a lot less.”. How can Zhang Dahu care about this thing? Well, don’t! Why did Wu Dalang receive such preferential treatment? In the Song Dynasty, there were no five stresses and four aesthetics to learn from Lei Feng, and there was no love and hatred for no reason in the world. The reason is that Wu Dalang has a sweet mouth and can flatter others. It makes the servants feel like grandfathers every time. (Original text: Sitting on the ground in the bunk at leisure, Wu Da flatters all.)

This is the fate of Wu Dalang, people are greedy, will be afraid, afraid, will go to flatter who, ha who.

Qi Yun, Qi Yun, people have the Qi of servility, and naturally attract the luck of servility.

That day Zhang Dahu found Wu Dalang.

Zhang Dahu: “Everyone says you are a good person. I want to marry my maid Pan Jinlian to you. Do you feel wronged?”

Wu Dalang:.. (Excited, excited, heart rate at 380 beats per second)

Zhang Dahu: “Say something!”

Wu Dalang: Yes! Not wronged! Even

if Wu Dalang had a dream for a thousand years, he would not have expected that the charming beauty in Zhang’s family, who turned heads at a rate of 120%, would marry him!

Wu Ta-lang asked cautiously, “The little man’s family is poor, and you..” How much do you want for the bride price?

Zhang Dahu: What about betrothal gifts? What’s our relationship? No betrothal gifts, I’ll give you some jewelry! Boy, a Pan Jinlian fell from the sky!

Second, my brother is Wu Songyu

, who is quite satisfied with her husband’s practice. What could be

more tragic than a woman marrying Wu Dalang. Every time she thought of Pan Jinlian leading a small black briquette around, Yu

felt that there was no discomfort in the 36,000 pores.

Pan Jinlian’s happiness is over!

Wu Dalang was already so happy that he went to the sky. After the simple wedding ceremony, the great beauty

went into his bed. That night, Pan Jinlian had a new understanding of the size. As soon as he got up

the next day, Wu Dalang was full of fighting spirit and struggle! Making money! If you sell thirty

cooking cakes today, you will sell thirty-one tomorrow! But Wu Dalang’s family property has been empty, Zhang Dahu

did not dare to give too much under the pressure of Yu Shi. Alas! Born poor.

Wu Dalang bowed his head and went out of the house thoughtfully. Suddenly, a man dragged him to the corner and

fixed his eyes on Zhang Dahu.

“What do you want, sir?”

Shh! Keep your voice down. This is more than ten taels of silver (600 yuan

per tael at the current price). I don’t think your business is very good. How much

money can you make by selling sesame cakes in the shop? Take this money to make more and sell it. If Wu Da has no capital to make cooking

cakes, the big family will give him silver privately.

Wu Dalang burst into tears, good man!

Zhang Dahu looked sad and said, “Jinlian has a hard life. I always treat her as my own daughter. This money is also my heart. I look forward to your happiness.”.

Wu Dalang was even more moved. He said a lot of things like Thank you very much, and they reluctantly broke up. When

Da Lang returned home, he made two baskets full of cooking cakes at one go. The next day, he waited on Pan Jinlian for breakfast and rushed to the street with courage and valour. When

fortune came, he closed the door and couldn’t stop it. Wu Dalang sold all the cooking cakes that day and rushed home jubilantly. As soon as he entered the house, there was a wonderful call to bed. Wu Dalang looked into the inner room and saw that Zhang Dahu and Xiaopan were doing radio gymnastics naked. Da Lang was so angry that he lifted the shoulder pole and quietly left the house. Looking back, I thought it was wrong. How could I leave like this? He returned and quietly helped the two men close the door.

On the street, Wu Ta-lang greeted Chang’s parents a hundred times. “They still treat Golden Lotus as their own daughter. His mother raised your daughter like that!”! Bastard! Bitch! Asshole!

Although he was scolding, Wu Ta-lang’s abacus crackled in his mind. He had fallen out with Zhang Dahu, and he had to find a new house, and his wife had to change it. Although the carriage is used by two people at present, do I have a carriage at least?

With these in mind, Wu Dalang felt a little happier. Compared with Wu Dalang in Outlaws of the Marsh, Wu Dalang in Jin Ping Mei has a bigger heart than Milky Way. He can be called the leader of the cuckold world and the grandfather of licking dogs. Besides, now the licking dog loses money and energy, and gets nothing. Wu Dalang is an honorary husband.

Of course, he must face another truth. Marriage. It’s just a deal.

At this time, Pan Chin-lien was also shouting abuse at Zhang Dahu: “Are all the men in the world dead? Let me marry such a guy!”! He has no ambition at all, so he can cook cakes. Especially at night, the place was like a thumbtack, and he didn’t move for half an hour! When did I do evil in my life and touch such a masterpiece! (Original words: The tight part is the awl, but it doesn’t move.)

Zhang Dahu was so tired that he collapsed on the bed, sweating, and answered in his mouth from time to time: Uh-huh. Pan Jinlian was the swan meat that he had endured for several years and tried every means to get. How could he let it out! Find

you a handsome man to marry far away, and I’ll go home and face the Tigress? Kidding! There is only sex but no love in my heart.

Possession, play, in terms of human nature alone, scolding Zhang Dahu dirty has insulted the word. As the

days went by, Wu Dalang’s family was just like what was written in Grimm’s Fairy Tales. Every morning, the dwarf went to work and the little old man went in. The little old man came out at dusk, and the little man came home. Finally, the little old man can’t beat the little man. He’s dying. (Original text: Suddenly one day the big family was suffering from the disease of Yin cold.)

There is an old saying in China that “color is a steel knife for scraping bones.”. To tell you the truth, “The Plum in the Golden Vase” is indeed a book that advises people not to indulge in women. Pan Jinlian in “Outlaws of the Marsh” is just having an extramarital affair. Pan Jinlian in “The Plum in the Golden Vase” has the characteristics of strong sexual desire. People say that a woman is like a wolf at the age of 30 and a tiger at the age of 40. Pan Jinlian is like a wolf at the age of 18.

Zhang Dahu always wanted to fight Pan Jinlian for three hundred rounds with his sick little body, but the result was a knife cut off the horse. But in this incident, Pan Jinlian’s Philistine calculation and distorted psychology were exposed. She does not hate Zhang Dahu, two people are a kind of transaction, each takes what he needs. And in order to satisfy her sexual desire, she did not care about Wu Dalang’s face, nor did she care about Zhang Dahu’s increasingly weak body, and she squeezed Zhang Dahu alive.

A woman saw Pan Jinlian in her bones, Yu Shi.

Looking at her husband, who had been bullied for more than 40 years, closing her eyes, Yu suddenly felt that the world was so lonely. The doctor had already told Yu the truth, and the jealousy and resentment that had accumulated for a year rushed up: “Tell Wu Dalang to get out of my family today!”! The neighbors on

Purple Stone Street found that Wu Dalang’s family had come back again. Dalang was still the same Dalang, but his wife had changed the essence version. This is simply a fairy. As soon as the men saw Pan Jinlian, their faces immediately turned into flowers, and when they looked at Wu Dalang beside her, their faces suddenly turned black: “Your mother’s!”!

Wu Dalang got rid of Zhang Dahu’s control, and his heart was relaxed. Start again. Tomorrow is another day. But the big Lang discovered that this tomorrow is quite strange, why does the doorway always have the unidentified man to pass by? The mastermind of all

this is his wife Pan Jinlian. Although Wang Zhaoxuan and Zhang Dahu are old, they are rich. Now Pan Jinlian has no money to ask for, no one to ask for, and she is going to break the pot. Next, please look at the amorous encounter of a neighbor in Purple Stone Street:

Diary of a neighbor:

lunar calendar, October 1, Sunny

. I am more than 20 years old this year, and I am still unmarried because of my high requirements. When I was in great distress, a beautiful woman came to the street. Her figure and appearance were all the temperament of a superior family. I heard that she was only 19 years old. I’m excited! What puzzles me is that her husband

is a short and ugly middle-aged man! It’s really a flower stuck in.. Bah! You can’t insult cow dung. On October 2

,

lunar calendar, I found that after Wu Dalang went out, the little beauty ate red melon seeds at the door. I feel that there is a force in the dark calling me to the past. Then I suddenly remembered that I had borrowed one or two pieces of silver from Uncle Li and needed to pay it back, but if I wanted to go to Uncle Li’s house, I had to go through the door of the little beauty. I walked past her step by step, my heart beating like a rabbit with chicken blood, and suddenly the little beauty sang, “a good piece of mutton fell into the dog’s mouth.”. “How can a good piece of mutton fall into a dog’s mouth?” ) Ah! It turned out that she was also dissatisfied with her situation! I mechanically turned my head and looked at her, and in an instant I felt that she was electricity, she was light, she was the only yearning.

lunar calendar, October 3 is still fine

. Yesterday, I was so excited that I forgot to return the money when I arrived at Uncle Li’s door. Today, I went to return it again. It was another affectionate look back. On the way, I met my neighbors Zhang San and Li Si. They also said they wanted to go to Uncle Li’s house. So Uncle Li was so popular. In

this way, every day when Wu Dalang left, Pan Jinlian crackled at the door, and the whole Purple Stone Street was filled with the atmosphere of the power plant. There are bold young people who whistle directly on the window at night. (Original text: The woman sent Wu Da out every day, only eating melon seeds under the curtain and seducing the children of the floating waves.)

Why did Pan Jinlian go so far? People’s deep-rooted bad habits. In Jin Ping Mei, it is said that most women in this world want to find a man with good material conditions if they are somewhat beautiful and intelligent. But when you meet someone like Wu Dalang, even if you are good to her, you will inevitably hate her. Because what they want is not sincerity, but real gold. The fatal point of

Wu Dalang is not that he is short, but that he is not manly. Bantam tiger Wang Ying is not tall, don’t you still marry Hu Sanniang? There are many such things in reality.

The atmosphere made Wu Dalang more and more nervous, and finally he broke out!

“Jinlian, let’s move.”

“Where to?”

“Find a new land rent.”

“Rent!”! Rent! Rent! Being bullied by others all day. Can’t we spend a little more money on a house?! (Original text: If you live in a shallow house, you will know that there are little people!)

Wu Dalang hung his head and said, “I don’t have any money!”

Pan Chin-lien was on fire: “You fool!”! I can’t do anything for the gentlemen, which makes my mother suffer. Sell my jewelry, buy a house first, and then buy it later when you have the money.

The jewelry was a gift from Zhang Dahu, and he finally did a good thing.

Pan Jinlian is a high-spirited person who wants to buy the best house. County West Street is the most prosperous place in Yanggu County. That’s it! Wu Dalang bought a building with two floors and four rooms in total. There are two small courtyards below, which are very clean. More importantly, the house was close to the county government office, and soon there would be a man of indomitable spirit in the government office. One

more word, Wu Dalang spent more than ten taels of silver to buy a house. Let’s assume it’s twenty taels. Every two taels of silver is 600 yuan. That is to say, Wu Dalang spent 12,000 yuan to buy a house this time.

With the new house, Pan Jinlian is not as fooling around as before. That day Wu Dalang said to Jinlian, “Tomorrow there will be excitement.”. “What’s so exciting?

” Jinlian asked?

“a man has killed a tiger on Chingyang Hill, and tomorrow the county magistrate wants to see him.”

“One man killed the tiger?!” Golden Lotus yearns for what kind of man it must be? At least five hundred rounds! One prefecture and two counties

in Dongping have heard of the name of the tiger in Jingyanggang. There were many tigers in the Song Dynasty, and the only one left a name in history was this one. Let

‘s explore the reason. The tiger was supposed to be in the deep mountains and dense forests, but the tiger brother did not know whether he was lost or out of his mind, and ran to the human activity area: Jingyanggang. Jingyanggang is uninhabited, but it is the only way from Qinghe County to the outside world (Cangzhou), as long as you go out, you have to cross the hill. When the

tiger arrived at Jingyanggang, he found that there was meat to eat every day, and it was delicious, so he settled down on the hill. Now the disaster of the common people is coming. Please look at the case made by the tiger:

“Outlaws of the Marsh”: They came out late to hurt people and killed twenty or thirty big men.

“The Plum in the Golden Vase” in this tiger is more fierce: “I this Qinghe County, these two days good not to suffer

this tiger’s loss! I don’t know how much the people who come and go eat.

All of a sudden, the people were seething with anger, and tigers were eating people everywhere. What do you do for food in the Chinghe County government office? The Chinghe

County government found the most famous hunter in the area and asked, “Can you get rid of this tiger?”.

“My grandfather was an expert at fighting tigers when he was alive, and our family has been handed down from generation to generation!”

“All right, I’ll leave it to you. There’s a big reward for getting rid of the tiger.”

Three days later, the hunter got rid of the tiger.

This brother bragged a little too much: his grandfather often beat tigers, but later he and his father had never

seen a tiger. The death toll of passers-by

in Qinghe County continued to soar, and what annoyed the county magistrate even more was that the tiger’s ability to counter

encirclement and suppression was quite strong, and the hunters alone had killed more than a dozen of them. Even

Orion killed a dozen people. If things

go on like this, Qinghe County will have bad luck in the year-end performance appraisal. In a fit of rage, he summoned

all the hunters: Listen carefully. If you can’t catch the tiger in three days, each will hit 20 big

sticks. If you can’t catch it on the fourth day, each will hit 30 big sticks. If you can’t catch it on the fifth day!

Hum! Oh, I’m not good at math. You can do it by yourself.

The superior oppresses the subordinate, and I will kill you before I dismiss you! The

hunters are dejected. Why are they still sleeping? Hurry to catch the tiger. That night, the hunters prepared bows and arrows and set up an ambush on Jingyanggang.

At this time, the tiger came out again, and in its eyes, it was a delicious barbecue. A heavily armed hunter tried to hurt it, and it killed him with a few bites. It is not an ordinary tiger, it is a big tiger with hanging eyes and white forehead (a tiger with upturned eyes and white patterns on its forehead), which can be regarded as the eldest tiger.

Humans are weak enough to break a tiger’s heart. At the beginning of the

attack, a man was lying on the bluestone to rest that night, and the tiger pounced on him. Just about to open his big mouth, hey? Where are the people?

Behind him, his buttocks were lifted, and the man jumped again, but he didn’t lift it. Annoyed, the

tiger pounced again, but this time the man could not escape and was throwing himself on his shoulder. The tiger opened its mouth to bite, and the man pushed the tiger to the ground and kicked his head fiercely.

The tiger raised its head and roared: # ￥% & & * (I am a tiger!) The sound

of ping-pong kicking the tiger.

The tiger roars again: ￥% # # & & (I eat you!)

The man held the tiger down with one hand and punched it.

Tiger’s last sob: * 7 ￥ ￥3 $, for giveme (don’t fight, I’m convinced)

The man’s last blow, bang! Shriek: your mother! I didn’t know I was Wu Song!

Wu song murder case in the body, how dare appear in Dongping mansion? Let’s go back to Wu Song’s life as a fugitive in the past year and learn as much as we can about Wu Song, because the love that has been circulating for thousands of years is coming.

Uncle, I fell in love with you

a year ago. After

Wu Song accidentally killed a man, he was stunned for five seconds and then left Yanggu County at the speed of a 100-meter race. We must find a place to hide! There are officials everywhere. Who dares to tolerate him as a murderer? Wu Song was so tired and hungry that he had no way out. Then he remembered that a good friend had said that there was a place where he might be able to take in people like him. Just like the incurable patient in the TV advertisement, Wu Song went to that place with the mood of trying: Henghai County, Cangzhou.

Arriving at Chaijiazhuang Village in Henghai County, Wu Song asked to see the number one man on the ground in Cangzhou: Little Whirlwind Chai Jin. “Have you ever killed anyone?”

Chai asked.

“Well, I accidentally killed him with one punch.”

“Oh, hero!” Chai Jin was ecstatic.

Wu Songxin said, “What a ***ing value!” But he was so happy to take advantage of it that he accepted Chai Jin’s hospitality of killing chickens and sheep and settled down in the village.

Chai Jin was an unusual man. The first emperor of the Song Dynasty, Chao Kuang-yin, had taken away the land of the Chai family in the “Chenqiao Mutiny.” He felt sorry for the Chai family, and was given an “iron certificate of oath,” which was equivalent to a gold medal of exoneration. However, the Zhao family feared that the Chai family would seize power again, so they completely deprived them of

political power to prevent them from making a comeback. If they have money and no political power, they will face the danger of being bullied by the new rich. In Chai Chin’s generation, he was not willing to be trampled upon by others, and began to develop his own political power by relying on the protection of the “iron certificate of the oath.”. The target of development is very single, as long as it can fight, preferably the kind that kills people. As a result, local ruffians, hooligans and bullies (collectively referred to as heroes in Outlaws of the Marsh) defected one after another, and it was at this time that Wu Song came to the club of not doing proper work: Chaijiazhuang.

( “Outlaws of the Marsh,” the original text: a special gathering of the world to come and go of heroes, thirty or fifty raised at home. “If there is an outlaw in the wine-shop,” he was told, “let him come to my house, and I will help him myself.” If there are too many

people defecting, there will be those who make up the number, and some who have never fought in half their lives will also come to make a living.

“I can count my fists in Tokyo.”

“Passed!”

“I can fight three or four times!”

“You are accepted.”

In this way, everyone flattered each other and dawdled in Chai Jinfu. Meet the banquet is even worse, that situation, Cangzhou how many cattle, they dare to blow to death.

(The original text of Outlaws of the Marsh reads: High officials, because they were fond of guns and sticks, often sent soldiers to lean on the grass and trees. They all said, “I am the coach of guns and sticks.”)

Not two days after Wu Song arrived, he caught up with the guests to drink together. He was unhappy to be away from home and got drunk. Listen to a person to boast only:

“I rely on!”! Thirty people, I put them down. Another time I took a short fat man from Yanggu County..

Wu Song got up and carried the man out and kicked him.

Five days later, the man was up and about. He did not dare to complain to Chai Jin, because heroes would not be beaten. He chose to snitch.

“Chai Daguanren, Wu Song is good at everything, but he’s too overbearing. Last time I saw him beat up a guest in our village. Oh, he kicked him so hard..”

“Chai Daguanren, Wu Song just looked at his wife several times. He’s good at everything, but he’s a little lustful.”

“Chai Daguanren, Wu Song is spitting everywhere again..”

If a Zhuang guest complaint, wood into how won’t mind, but more by Wu song drunk crazy flat out, how many people? In Outlaws of the Marsh, it is written that none of the guests in Manzhuang said good things about him. But they were displeased with him, and went to Chaijin, and told him how many things were wrong with him. To a large extent,

Wu Song’s attack on Zhuangke had something to do with his mental state. At that time, Wu Song was still an honest young man who wanted to live a normal life. But he could only hide in the big prison of Chaijiazhuang.

The white way won’t let him go, but the underworld won’t let him go. Marginal life, coupled with strong temperament, makes Wu Song uncontrollable after drinking and fights frequently.

Soon, Wu Song found that Chai Daguanren was not as enthusiastic as before, and he was no longer invited to his house to play, and the food supplied was much worse. For the first time, the young man knew what

human warmth and coldness were. He wanted to go home because he got a message that the man in Yanggu County had not been killed, but had been temporarily KO. Just as

Wu Song was about to prepare his luggage, bad luck suddenly came to him. He had a disease that was likely to kill him. The body is cold for a while, hot for a while, and the headache is unbearable.

The guests told each other,

“Have you heard?”? Wu Sung has Malaria (the mortality rate was very high in ancient times).

“Really? When will you die?”

Shit! You are too impatient. I hope within this month.

Wu Song was completely alone. In the autumn night, Wu Song became more and more ill, and his body was as cold as ice. He forced himself to light a fire under the eaves of the corridor and warmed himself with a small shovel. (It was around the ninth month of the lunar calendar.)

At this time he thought of his own brother Wu Ta-lang. “When I first came here, he said I was a good brother and a distinguished guest, and when others stirred up trouble, Chai Jin turned his back on me!”! It’s better to be my own brother. I’ve been fooling around for twenty-six years, and he’s never been angry with me. I was also a “guest officer” when I

first came here! And I used to be the best at each other. But now, when I heard that the guest of the village had moved his mouth, he ignored me. (This is exactly the saying: “No one is good for a thousand days!”) After

Wu Song was born, his mother died, and soon his father died, leaving his two brothers behind. Although Wu Dalang is weak and tolerant, he is a kind man. Wu Sung had no milk to drink, and Da Lang carried him from family to family to beg for it. This is called “drinking milk from a hundred families to grow up.”. Twenty-six years, in Wu Song’s eyes, Wu Dalang is not only a brother, but also a father and mother. Although

Wu Dalang was short, it was a mountain that Wu Song could never climb.

Wu Song was in a daze when a drunken man passed by and stepped on the handle of the shovel. The head of the shovel pouted, and the hot ash carbon fell on Wu Song’s face. Burning with

anger, Wu Song grabbed the man’s chest. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” said

the gentle man. “Calm down.” Then several guests came from behind, and the leader shouted, “Don’t fight, don’t fight. This is the guest of honor of Chai Daguanren.”

Wu Song was furious. “I’m going to be your guest!” At the flash of his hand, the guest who had tried to stop the fight flew out. When he landed, he asked, “Where are my teeth?”

In the midst of the uproar, Chai Jin appeared and introduced the identity of the man to Wu Song: Song Jiang, the timely rain of the black and white road.

Wu Song was immediately convinced. Song Jiang was already a big shot in Jianghu at that time.

Sung river is also helpless to kill Yan Poxi fled to Chai Jinzhuang, he and Wu Song are in the same boat, are guilty and do not want to enter the underworld. The more they talked, the more congenial they became. Wu Song was in a good mood, and his illness soon recovered. The first thing he did after he recovered from his illness was to find Wu Dalang. He missed his brother too much.

Leaving Chaijiazhuang and saying goodbye to Song Jiang, Wu Song went on his way overnight, but a tiger wanted to take him for dinner, so the last supper killed the tiger. The sound of

Wu Song fighting with the tiger alarmed the hunters below. In the middle of the night, the tiger roared like a strong sound, and the timid hunters all peed their pants. After waiting for a while, a man stumbled down the hill, and the leading hunter jumped out and said, “You don’t want to die!”! There are tigers in the mountains!

Wu Sung burst out laughing. “I killed him. You can go up the mountain and see.” The

hunters crowded together and went up the mountain. Sure enough, they found a tiger with blood all over its head. One hunter muttered in a low voice, “Damn it, I peed all over my pants.”

The hunters flew to Qinghe County, and the magistrate was shocked on the spot. It’s not a human thing, Superman! When he has a good rest, he will come to the county government to see me immediately! When the news came out, it instantly hit the front page of Qinghe County.

“I heard that the man was so strong that he pulled up a big tree and killed the tiger.”

“No, no, I heard that the man’s face was very fierce. When the tiger saw him, he lay down obediently and let him fight..” The people

of Qinghe County have been suffering from tigers for months, and everyone wants to know what the hero looks like. Finally, the tiger-fighting hero came. The West Street of the

county was crowded with people, some of whom were squeezed into meat pies, some into photos, and thousands of pairs of eyes looked at the direction of the street. Suddenly, gongs and drums sounded, and a group of hunters came on stage with tasseled spears in their hands. The look of the hunters is very cool, and the expression of Niubi is very obvious to the crowd: “I killed the tiger.”. Sure enough, there was a dead tiger behind them, which was huge and carried by four strong men. Finally, a big white horse appeared. Sitting on the horse was a young man of twenty-four or twenty-five years old. He was handsome and chiseled. He was wearing a bloody jacket and a red brocade. Strong body, heroic eyes, make people give birth to a sense of respect. (Original text: The county magistrate said, “How can you beat this tiger?”) When the white horse arrived at the county government office, Wu Song dismounted and walked to the dead tiger. He bowed and carried the tiger on his shoulders, which the four strong men could not carry! The crowd of onlookers was stunned, and a distinguished guest in a nearby restaurant actually put his finger

in his mouth and repeatedly exclaimed, “Such a man doesn’t have the strength of a Buffalo to touch him.”

The guest’s name is Ximen Qing.

Wu Song walked into the county government office under the gaze of Ximen Qing’s fear and admiration. As soon as he entered the door, his eyes flashed. There was white silver on the table in the lobby, a full fifty taels. Smiling, the magistrate of Qinghe County picked up a glass of wine and said, “I dare to invite a warrior to drink this wine. The reward of fifty taels of silver is all yours.” Wu Song took the glass and drank it down, and then the hall was silent. Right now everybody collective is looking at silver to spread out infinite daydream: If money belongs to me much good. “Give the money to the hunters,” said Wu Song. “They have suffered a lot to catch the tigers.” The whole room is full of surprises. Are you stupid? Fifty taels of silver is more than enough to buy three good houses in Qinghe County. This boy’s dress looks like a pauper, and he actually gives the silver to others! Although you are an idiot, the magistrate of Qinghe County will not affect my respect for you at all. The admiration of the people in the county government office for Wu Song was like a surging river.

When Wu Song said goodbye to the magistrate, he was about to leave. The magistrate of Qinghe laughed and didn’t even want to go. The head of the county (the captain of the criminal police and directly under the magistrate of Qinghe County) has not been a suitable candidate, you are the only one. “Although you are from Yanggu County,” he said, “you are not far from Qinghe. In my opinion, you should be the head of the capital here.” Wu Sung was overjoyed and knelt down to thank him for his kindness. The magistrate of Qinghe County was even more delighted: “Hurry up, get the document and sign it right away.”.

(From the bottom of my heart: Don’t let this boy go back on his word).

Why did the magistrate of Qinghe County try his best to keep Wu Song? There’s something in it that says. One of his men are able to kill the tiger, said to go out very cool, a few days to take Wu song to Dongping mansion meeting, the limelight will be able to overshadow the magistrate of Yanggu county. What reassured the magistrate of Qinghe County was that Wu Song was not greedy. The magistrate of Qinghe County hated the corruption of his subordinates, because if his subordinates took one more, he would be greedy for one less, which was not worthwhile. As a result, the magistrate admitted Wu Song with lightning speed. On the second day after

Wu Song became the head of the capital, the neighborhood chief (head of the township) and the big family (rich man) of Qinghe County came up like locusts. They all claimed that they wanted to know Wu Dutou from the womb, and that they would have no face to live if they didn’t invite him to dinner. Wu Song understood that he was in charge of torture and pursuit, and was a fat job. A new channel of interest was established, and all parties came to pull relations.

Speaking of it, the earthly world is nothing more than a big masquerade, the other side smiles sweetly, just because they covet you more. So some people will be disappointed and desperate, because there is no hope. Sincerity is the most rare thing in the world.

The celebration lasted for several days, and Wu Song came and went in the wine every day. Finally, one day, when no one came to invite him, Wu Sung went out for a walk and heard a familiar voice saying, “Brother, you’ve done everything. Why don’t you think about me?” Wu Song looked into the street, but no one was there.

“Oh, here I am.”

Wu Song looked down and was overjoyed. “Big brother!”

Wu Song fell to his knees with a splash. “I haven’t seen you for a long time,” he said. “You look much more haggard.” “It’s nothing,” said Wu with a smile. “It’s just that I’ve gained ten pounds.” Hurriedly picked up Wu Song, and the two brothers rushed home hand in hand.

Xiaopan’s left eye is beating inexplicably today. Is there a good thing today? As soon as Xiaopan thought, what good could he do with that tamper? He had no ability to make money. As soon as he went out with him, he felt that he was leading a monkey, an ugly ghost, a bastard, a garbage, a bastard. The time that scold grew, small pan feels vocabulary is lacked, changed a kind of means again: bastard, bastard, bastard.

Suddenly Wu Ta-lang’s voice came from downstairs. “Sister, come down quickly. My brother is here.” Xiaopan is a little strange, is there a king seven eggs in the world? As I walked down the stairs,

I glanced at the top of the stairs and felt my chest sour: “My day

, how could I get such a handsome guy? He looks too manly. I (swallowed saliva)..”

Like it. When he went downstairs, Wu Ta-lang solemnly introduced him: “This is your uncle, my own

brother Wu Sung.”

Pan was shocked. “Really?!”

“He was the one who killed the tiger on Chingyang Hill a few days ago.”

Kill the tiger?! The beefcake I’ve been daydreaming about for days..

“It is now the capital of Chinghe County.”

Unexpectedly, he is still an official.

Little Pan forked his hands and said politely, “Uncle Wan Fu.”

Wu Song fell to the ground again and worshipped him. His parents were not there. He regarded Wu Dalang as his father and Xiaopan as

his mother. Little Pan turned pale. “Uncle, please get up. How can

I stand this?”

Wu Sung treated his elder brother like a God, but he dared not cross the line of ceremony. He insisted on kneeling down and saying, “Sister-in-law, accept the ceremony.” When

Pan Jinlian first fell in love, she was reluctant to let him kneel down. The two of them struggled for a long time, and finally reached a compromise

. You kowtowed to me, and I kowtowed to you. The

three of them went up to the second floor. Ying’er served tea, and Da Lang went out to prepare food and wine. The world of

two people.

Four, three people’s date dinner

big Lang left, Xiaopan’s eyes launched a stormy attack on Wu Song, one eye up, one eye down, one eye left, one eye right, one eye up again, one eye down again. Boy, the visual obscenity of omnidirectional scanning.

Wu Song felt very uncomfortable. In the book, he wrote that in his eyes, Pan Jinlian had a hibiscus face, ice and snow muscles, and a graceful and graceful figure. He also said that at this time Xiaopan’s expression was like a plum blossom with pistils, which seemed to be open and closed. Wu Songxin said, “This sister-in-law is really good. She doesn’t have any malice towards me. She looks like a fairy. It seems to be my brother’s blessing.”. It’s a pity that her eyes are too sharp. Why don’t I dare to look at her. When

Wu Song saw that the woman was very enchanting, he just lowered his head.

If Wu Song knew what Xiao Pan was thinking at the moment, he would be shocked. The woman, already twenty-five years old, was filled with unspeakable joy and a little self-pitying sadness.

Sadness? Can adulteress still have this tone? Then we will know if we go to Xiaopan’s emotional sky.

Fifteen-year-old Xiaopan is singing for the old lady-killer Zhang Dahu. From eighteen to twenty-four years old, she is waiting on the 60-year-old Uncle Zhang in bed. That is the best time in a woman’s life. (Here we use the nominal age in ancient times. When I wrote Wu Song, I used one year old. Later, we use the nominal age, which is consistent with the original text.) He served Wang Zhaoxuan at the age of

nine, served Zhang Dahu at the age of fifteen, and was forced to marry Wu Dalang at the age of twenty-four.

Tragedy is enough to make a tea table. A man’s life has no choice.

According to historical data, in the Song Dynasty, divorce had become a common practice (but not rampant) for women, and there was no excessive social pressure. Just leave Wu Dalang, Pan Jinlian eat what, drink what, Pan Jinlian think her best choice is to ride a donkey to find a horse.

She was waiting, and if God still thought she was a living woman, maybe he would give her a chance. Finally, after more than 3600 days of facing old man Zhang’s aging face and 390 days of enduring Wu Dalang’s Fauvism style, Wu Song, a handsome and handsome man, sat in front of her.

The world is so beautiful. Twenty-five-year-old Xiaopan is in love with her. The different

living environment makes Xiaopan’s thoughts somewhat distorted. She feels that the highest level of love is to get this man into her bed and play with the right tone of poetry! Wu Song

must be brought home to start with! In a few minutes, a perfect fishing plan was formed.

Xiaopan’s face was full of smiles in an instant: Where does uncle live? Who cooks for you every day?

Wu Song answered truthfully, When I first came here, I found a place near the county government office. My superior sent two soldiers to cook for me. That’s what I’m

waiting for. Pan

suddenly looked concerned. “Ah!”! How dirty the meal cooked by the rough men is! It is clean to eat hot soup at home. “Well, I’ll cook it for you myself.”

Wu Sung hesitated. “Thank you, sister-in-law.”

Uh? I don’t want to hear that. What’s going on? Ah, how can he not have a lover with such a good condition! With his heart in his throat, Pan pretended to ask casually, “Do you have a wife somewhere else?”? It’s all right. Just ask her to come and stay with us.

“Wu Er never married.”

Oh, yeah! The stone in Pan Jinlian’s heart suddenly moved away, and the two of them chatted about their daily life. Suddenly Wu Sung caught a cold in the night and sneezed. Little Pan secretly exclaimed, “What a bold sneeze!”. Suddenly

she heard Wu Ta-lang downstairs shouting, “Sister, come down and cook a dish!” “Uncle,” said

Little Pan, “you see how ignorant he is. Let me go down and leave you here alone. Is this the way to entertain guests?”

Wu Sung smiled and said, “Sister-in-law, just go down and get busy. It doesn’t matter.”

“Well, that’s fine.” Xiaopan promised not to move. For a long time he shouted downstairs, “Da Lang, ask Wang Gan-niang next door to come and help!” Grinning, he turned his head and said, “Uncle, you just said that you stayed in Cangzhou for more than a year. What happened afterwards?”

Wu Song secretly said that he had a good memory.

Half an hour later, the meal was ready. The table was filled with the most sumptuous lunch of Wu Dalang’s life: fish, meat, wine, vegetables, fruits and snacks. Pan Jinlian sat in the main seat, Wu Dalang sat horizontally, and Wu Song sat opposite Xiaopan.

When Wu filled three glasses of wine, Pan smiled and said, “Uncle, there’s nothing good for you at home. Have a glass of water.” “Don’t say that, sister-in-law,” said Wu Song.

The three of them drank it down, and Wu Dalang slipped off the bench and filled it with wine. For the first time

, Xiaopan sat face to face with Wu Song at close range, and his heart was pounding. After a few glasses of wine, she forgot the existence of Wu Dalang, and all the pure feelings that had been ready to move since she was a girl were poured into her big watery eyes, which were like irrepressible waves rushing to Wu Song.

“Why doesn’t uncle eat meat and fruit? Come on, I’ll pick it up for you.” Xiaopan gave Wu Song the big fleshy fruits on the plate in front of him (the peel is fleshy and juicy, and does not crack when ripe, which is called fleshy fruits, such as berries, oranges, berries, pears and drupes). “Well, this is our first dinner date. I wonder if he is as happy as I am.”. (Original text: I think this marriage is here.)

Wu Song is equally happy. This is my brother’s first family dinner after parting. It feels good to be at home. This new sister-in-law, in particular, is reasonable. From her words and deeds, we can see that she does not treat me as an outsider. She is an elder worthy of respect! (Original: Wu Song is a straightforward man, who only treats each other as his own sister-in-law.)

Wu Songqing returned a cup of wine to Xiaopan, and both of them felt very happy.

The happiest one is Wu Dalang, whose wife is one of the most beautiful women in Qinghe County. The strength of the brothers is infinite, and they are the head of Wudu feared by everyone in Qinghe County. All the good things in the world were taken up by me alone. Ha ha ha ha, pouring wine, pouring wine. Wu Dalang’s vigorous figure went up and down, appearing and disappearing between tables and stools. Completely unaware that at this time the two masters are carrying out the confrontation between the eyes.

Wu Song, after all, was a man. He let a beautiful woman sit opposite him and look straight at him. Slowly, he felt embarrassed. He blushed and lowered his head and stopped talking. He kept reciting Buddhist

incantations in his heart: This is my sister-in-law, this is my sister-in-law.. (Original text: Wu Song couldn’t stand it, so he had to lower his head.)

An hour later, the three of them got up and went downstairs. Wu Dalang asked them to stay again and again. When they left the door, Wu Song said, I’ll come to see my brother and sister-in-law another day. How can Pan hold back? Another day? You can’t change the time!

“Uncle, you must come and live with us. If you don’t come, people will laugh at us.”

On second thought, what other reason?

“You are brothers. When you come, we will not be angry with others.” (Original text: It is difficult for a blood brother to compare with others, and it is also an advantage to compete with us.)

Wu Songben did not want to come, listening to this sentence in the heart began to hesitate, yes, brother honest, I will not be bullied by others. This sentence hit Wu Song’s death.

“Since sister-in-law said so, Wu Song will bring the luggage here tonight.”

Tonight? Xiaopan wanted to throw himself on Wu Song, but he dared not move, but his voice drifted to Wu Song who was far away.

“I’ll wait here.” (Too naked!)

This scene was seen in the eyes of Mrs. Wang, who set up a tea stall. The experienced old widow muttered to herself, “Hey, it’s delicious but dumplings, and it’s fun but sister-in-law..” As soon as

Wu Song left, Xiaopan’s soul was lost. Will you come to stay tonight? He may not be able to come because of his business, but he said so.

Pan was so upset that he turned to Wu and asked, “Is your brother still coming?”

“It’s only been half an hour. Do you think my brother is a rabbit?”

Two hours later, Pan was sure that Wu Song would not come. At this time a yamen runner carrying luggage to the door of Wu Dalang, followed by a man, it is Wu Song.

Xiaopan ran into a room at the speed of being driven away by the wolf, and when she went out to greet her, the room was already clean. That is Wu Song’s special room.

Wu Song stayed at his brother’s house that night. He got up very early the next day because he had to go to the county government office to paint. (Painting Mao: In the Song, yuan and Ming Dynasties, every day the personnel of government departments had to report to their units at Mao Shi, that is, from five to seven in the morning, to wait for orders.). In Jin Ping Mei, the magistrate of Qinghe County personally calls the roll every day, and those who are late will be punished. Ancient civil servants are very hard! Pan Jinlian was in a daze when she heard something in Wu Song’s room. She got up in a hurry and ran to the kitchen to cook soup. In the middle of it, he thought that he would wash his face later. He ran out in a panic to wash his face and prepare a clean towel before returning to the kitchen. When

Wu Song had finished grooming, Pan told him, “Go home for dinner after painting. Don’t go anywhere else.” Wu song should 1, rushed to the county government. When Wu Song rushed home at seven o’clock, Pan had already prepared breakfast neatly. After a family of four finished their meal, Pan held a cup of hot tea in both hands and handed it to Wu Song.

A beautiful woman serves you like this to see whether you are moved or not. Xiao Pan looked at Wu Song with a smile.

Sure enough, Wu Song said, “Sister-in-law, I have arranged a yamen runner. You don’t have to be so busy after tomorrow.”.

Xiaopan felt a chill in his heart. How many times will there be fewer opportunities for close contact in the future. No way Uncle, why do you care so much? We are all family. Ying’er is too confused

to do anything. (Excluded one) is to find a yamen runner, that kind of person’s hands and feet

are not clean, how disgusting it is to cook! I won’t let them come! (Another one

is ruled out.)

Pan is playing with reverse reasoning, and the result is: I, Pan Chin-lien, am the best person

to serve you.

Wu Song had no choice but to promise, “I’m making trouble for my sister-in-law.” (Original text: You have a sister-in-law

.) After

Wu Song moved to his brother’s house, he didn’t know any of his neighbors except Mrs. Wang. The next

day, Wu Dalang’s neighbors received a bag of candy from Wu Dalang. They usually

bullied Wu Dalang’s weakness and did not take him seriously.

“Thank you. Why do you want to send candy when Wu Dalang is free?”

“It’s from my brother, who just moved in the day before yesterday.”

“Do you still have a brother? Ha ha.”

“Well, that Wudu Tou who killed the tiger a few days ago.”

Who.. Who?

“The head of Wudu in our county.”

「……」

Brother Dalang, please sit down! Oh, I’m sorry for the poor hospitality. Come on, have some tea.

That night, the neighbors held a meeting, each took out part of the money enough for a banquet, warmly invited Wu Song. All the people at the banquet were very respectful to Wu Song. They were in charge of a county prison. Which common people were not afraid of? (Original text: Du Dou elements come to ask Wu Song for favors.) Love

without sincerity is as thin as paper and capricious. Whoever takes it seriously is a fool.

Xiaopan looked at Wu Song’s majesty, and then looked at Wu Dalang. He could not help sighing with emotion: The gap between people is much bigger than that between people and pigs. Her love for Wu Song became stronger.

Xiaopan’s plan to pursue Wu Song is already in the middle. The highest level of seduction is to let the seduced person think that he has seduced you. Is Wu Song beginning to be interested in Pan? She wasn’t sure. A man can hide any emotion, but his eyes will not lie. But Wu Song’s complicated eyes made Xiaopan completely confused.

If he likes me, how can he not have the loving look of Uncle Zhang in his eyes. Come on, that’s obscenity, not adoration.

If you don’t like me, why is he always so shy when I look at him. I can’t help it. This is the charm of beauty.

Soon, a sudden event gave Pan answer. When Wu Song came home

that day, Xiao Pan was about to prepare a meal when Wu Song stopped her.

“Sister-in-law, I have something for you.” “What is it?” Asked

little Pan Qiang calmly.

Wu Song opened the parcel in his hand, and a colorful satin was placed in front of Xiao Pan.

“Here is a bolt of satin for you to make a dress with.”

Xiaopan’s heart was like a spring gushing out of a desert that had dried up for thousands of years. She wanted to wave her hands and jump, and she wanted to shout loudly and desperately. He

always has me in his heart!

Five, the failed seduction plan

can not let him see! Pan clutched the satin in his hands. “I can’t,” he said with an irrepressible laugh. “I can’t take it.” Without waiting for Wu Song to react, Pan continued, “But since it was given to me, how dare I refuse!” On the one hand, he said “Wanfu” gracefully.

Wu Song sent the colored satin purely as a tribute to his elders. He took Pan Jinlian as his mother.

Xiaopan had decided that Wu Song liked him. From that day on, Xiaopan’s feelings for Wu Song were in full swing. As long as it was a matter of serving Wu Song, he was full of energy and had the potential to give up me. Now that Wu Song has taken the bait, what’s the next step. Well, Wu Song will certainly take action against himself.

Xiaopan had no love experience at all before she knew Wu Song. In her impression, love was about the same as going to bed. Wu Song, like old man Zhang, will find a chance to be alone in the same room with me, and then do it.

That day when Wu Song returned home, Wu Dalang went out to sell cooking cakes. Here’s your chance! Xiaopan specially put on close-fitting clothes, spent Yinger, and ran to the kitchen by himself.

“Uncle, I can’t lift this bag of noodles. Come and help me.”

Wu Song answered.

Pan’s blood is boiling, here he comes! There he is! Shall I stand here? Let’s stand here. With your back to him, well, it depends on that, and it’s comfortable to hug later.

Soon heard the sound of Wu Song lifting the curtain to come in, Xiaopan often secretly holding his clothes to smell, his smell is very familiar. Close. It’s the manliness.

Pan was ready to be knocked down to the ground.

For a long time, no sound. When Pan looked back, the bag of noodles had been put away, and Wu Song had disappeared.

Damn it! The play broke up before it started?!

In fact, Wu Song doesn’t want to do anything harmful to his family (brothers). Sister-in-law is sister-in-law. Whoever talks to me about anything else will be beaten.

Xiaopan believed that the failure of the operation was due to the lack of time. She decided to change her strategy from passive seduction to active seduction. For Pan Jinlian at that time, this was a challenge, and facts proved that she was very successful.

Of course, in the words of a serious person, it was a confession. The confession took place in November of the winter lunar calendar. Clouds were overflowing and a snow fell. The snow fell late into the night, and the early morning was already a world of silver.

When Wu Song went to the county government office, Pan Jinlian drove Wu Dalang out to sell cooking cakes. She went to Wu Song’s house to burn a fire and asked Mrs. Wang to buy some wine and meat for her to put in the house. Pan

‘s pretty face was flushed, and she said to herself, “Let’s have a good time with him today and see if he doesn’t get emotional!” (Original text: I am really flirting with him today. If he flirts with me, I am not afraid that he will not be moved.)

When everything was ready, Xiaopan stood alone under the door curtain and waited. From time to time, a few big snowflakes fell from the sky.

Little Pan Mao stood under the curtain from seven o’clock in the morning. The thought that Wu Sung would soon appear filled Pan’s heart with joy. In order to show off her graceful figure, she wore a few thin clothes (the fabric of her overcoat was a gift from Wu Sung). The weather was freezing early in the morning, and the beautiful and frozen Pan shivered. “It doesn’t matter, in an hour (two hours) we will already be..”. Warm!

Two hours (four hours) later, Pan was frozen and petrified under the curtain. In ancient times, there was no air conditioning and heating, and the curtain was the kind that could be seen from the inside, without blocking the wind. (Original text: Wu Song was seen in the snow.) You can imagine how cold it was. When Ying’er saw Pan Lao competing with the door curtain, he could not help sighing: You are the watcher under the door curtain. I curse you, curse you, and draw a circle to curse you. (Xiaopan often orders Ying’er)

Wu Song always arrives home on time for breakfast. Why doesn’t he come when I want to express my love? Xiaopan teeth straight fight, cranky, suddenly she saw Wu Song’s tall figure through the curtain. The sound

of panting began to slow down, and Pan found that breathing was sometimes a difficult thing.

Pan hurriedly pushed open the door curtain and greeted him with a smile. “Uncle, are you cold?” The woman pushed up the curtain to greet him and said with a smile, “Uncle, is it cold?”

Wu Sung replied casually, “Sister-in-law is worried. It’s all right.” Little Pan had nothing to say. “What a coincidence! I saw you as soon as I opened the curtain.” As he watched, Wu Song took off his felt hat (a hat made of felt with a wide brim around it, made of wool and other textiles) and hurriedly reached out to take it. Wu Song hung the hat on the wall himself, “Don’t bother your sister-in-law.”

Pan was so flustered that he couldn’t figure out whether he should step on his left foot or his right foot. Watching Wu Song take off his parrot green silk jacket and walk into his room, her heart crossed: “It’s inside here.”. He went in and blurted out, “Why didn’t uncle come back this morning? I’ve been waiting for you all morning.”

Wu Sung answered casually, “Someone invited me to dinner this morning.”

“That’s right,” said Pan impatiently. “Uncle, warm yourself by the fire.”

Wu Song answered, took off his oil boots (waterproof boots made of tung oil), changed his socks, put on warm shoes, and took a stool to sit against the brazier (the ancients were also very good at living).

At this moment, Xiaopan disappeared. When she came back with a smile, she had some cooked vegetables in her hand (similar to the vegetables cooked in hot pot soup nowadays). Xiaopan smiled confidently. When she went out, she did an important thing by the way: she asked Ying’er to bolt the front door and close the back door.

Things are done watertight, Xiaopan also moved a small stool to sit against Wu Song. Wu Sung suddenly realized that something was wrong with the atmosphere. “Where is my brother?”

Pan looked at Wu Song with a smile. “Your brother hasn’t come back from selling cooking cakes yet.” He hesitated for a moment and said, “I’ll have three cups with you.” “Eat when he comes back.” As soon

as Xiaopan thought that the cow dung would come back, he was like a mouse with its tail between its legs.

Wait.. Wait for him? That’s not too late! She was so anxious that she wanted to throw herself on Wu

Song. Then, with a squeak, the door opened. Ying’er warmed a pot of wine and put the cup

and plate on the table. Xiaopan was overjoyed and finally laid out the battlefield.

Alcohol can mess with sex.

Wu Song said, “Sister-in-law has bothered me again.” Little Pan said to himself, “I really bothered this time.”.

She pretended to move the stool close to the brazier, and then close to Wu Song a few minutes.

Pan held a cup of wine in his hand and said, “Uncle, drink up this cup.”

Wu Song took it and drank it down.

Pan quickly filled another cup and said, “It’s getting cold. I’d like to invite my uncle to have a drink.” Little Pan

paused. “Drink in pairs.” “Be my guest, sister-in-law,” said

Wu Song. After drinking, Wu Song filled a glass of wine and handed it to Xiaopan without

waiting for Xiaopan to start.

Xiaopan took a sip and reached out to fill Wu Song again. Get

drunk, get drunk. If it is Zhang Dahu or Wu Dalang, they will begin to lose

self-control after three glasses of wine.

Unfortunately, Xiaopan did not investigate Wu Song’s drinking record.

Here I would like to introduce the degree of wine in ancient China. With the yuan Dynasty as the watershed, before the yuan Dynasty, it was fermented wine, up to 20 degrees. yuan later, with distilled liquor, the degree can be high. In 1996, Jinzhou City, Liaoning Province, found 100 kilograms of Qing Daoguang 25-year tribute liquor, alcohol purity of 53%.

It can be said that Xiaopan and Wu Song drank 19 degrees of Korean sake.

Wu Song’s capacity for liquor is as follows. He drank eighteen bowls of liquor of about twenty degrees in Jingyanggang. When I was drunk, I drank three bowls of wine (about 10 degrees) every time I passed a hotel on the way to Jiangmen Shenzhuang. I passed more than 30 hotels and drank more than 100 bowls. Note that it is a bowl, not a cup.

Therefore, we can basically conclude that Wu Song is drinking Coca-Cola. Xiaopan looked at Wu Song’s face and panicked. How could he not be drunk at all? But she saw something else on Wu Song’s face: happiness.

Happiness? Yes, happiness.

Wu Song wandered outside for a year and was bullied by the people of Chaijia Village, but his natural power ended up with a serious illness and no one paid attention to him. Xiaopan has been the animal vent object of Zhang Dahu for ten years, and finally came to the point of being expelled from the house.

Staring at Wu Song, Pan Jinlian felt sweet and private in her heart and secretly said, “I finally found you, my lover.”. Wu Song is also filled with emotion, thought, long sister-in-law such as mother, long time no see, my mother. After

a month of living together day and night, Wu Song has become accustomed to Xiaopan’s active and enthusiastic care. What really made him feel happy was his late return home today. In the morning, Wu Song

was about to go home when a friend he had just met in the Yamen stopped him, saying, “Don’t go back to Wudu Tou. I’ll buy you a drink.” Tired of the life of running around outside,

Wu Song wanted to go home and eat Xiaopan’s cooking, but as a hero, if he liked his sister-in-law’s cooking, it would be a joke. He had to go reluctantly, and at noon someone invited him to have a drink, Wu Song was not happy, the heart way to go to your mother, smiled. Anyway, I want to go home for dinner.

In a sense, Xiaopan is the embodiment of home. Although she was as beautiful as a flower, Wu Song never thought about it, because the short and ugly Wu Dalang was the one he loved all his life.

It is worth noting that Wu Song experienced ups and downs in his life. Later, Ximen Qing, Jiang Menshen and Zhang Dujian all wanted to kill him, forcing him to kill and steal goods and go to the underworld. At that time, Wu Song had only one meaning in his heart, and family affection became a blank. Just as Wu Song later broke his arm in the south of the Yangtze River, what was missing in Wu Song’s heart was that he no longer had a woman. He became a monk admired by people: Wu Song, the hero of Liangshan.

This meal in the wind and snow was the only “lovers’ feast” in Wu Song’s life.

Here it comes!

Xiaopan finished the third glass of wine, eyes suddenly appeared the taste of love, this is the real Xiaopan in life! Perhaps the brazier is too hot, her jade hand gently stroked the chest, the chest clothes opened a crack, just faintly saw her slightly exposed crisp chest. (Do not imitate dangerous actions at your own risk.)

This move, Xiaopan in front of the mirror to practice a thousand times, too much dew affects the atmosphere, too little dew can not attract men’s desire to spy. Xiaopan did the right thing. If people could be resurrected, Zhang Dahu would surely climb out of the grave to see the effect. When

Wu Song looked up, he found that Xiaopan’s sideburns were askew. His experience of drinking all the year round told him that this was a drunken madness (she didn’t drink much). Xiaopan began to have no scruples.

Xiaopan asked with a smile, “I heard that my uncle packed a singer in the street in front of the county. Is that true?”? “Don’t listen to other people’s nonsense, sister-in-law,” said

Wu Song with a straight face. “Ask my brother if you don’t believe me.

“Oh, don’t mention him. He’s a dreamer. He won’t sell sesame seed cakes when he knows about it!”

Xiaopan is a little disappointed. People say that the male peacock opens its tail for courtship. My mother condescends to open it once. Why do you treat me as a bald eagle? There is no turning back arrow, Xiaopan decided to have some big news! “Uncle, please have another drink.”

This is the second wave of urgent wine, the consequences of drinking this batch of wine is: Wu Song is still all right, Xiaopan drunk.

Wine strengthens the courage of beauty. Pan was burning with

desire and began to talk nonsense. By this time, Wu Song understood everything. (Original text: Wu Song also knows seven or eight points) Xiaopan’s heart is both nervous and impulsive, what will happen to him? What will happen to him!

Wu Song didn’t do anything. He stopped pouring wine for his sister-in-law. He just lowered his head and didn’t speak. The happy home in his heart is collapsing, but he doesn’t want to break the window paper. He seemed to be motionless, but in his heart he kept retreating until he could not retreat. He was holding on to the last glimmer of hope: “Let’s stop here, sister-in-law.”. People in

love are blind, Xiaopan’s heart is blind now, like or not like to give a word ah!

Xiaopan suddenly got up and boiled the wine. Wu Song breathed a sigh of relief. She finally retreated. Otherwise, the hero of the world would not know how to deal with it. But little Pan left for a more violent attack. When she returned to her seat, she took the opportunity to pinch Wu Song’s shoulder with her soft little hand. “Isn’t it cold for uncle to wear only these clothes?” This one stays on Wu Song’s shoulders to the maximum extent.

The balance began to reverse, and Wu Dalang’s image shook in front of Wu Song’s eyes. Brother, brother, the brother who raised himself!

When Xiaopan saw that Wu Song was no longer drinking, he just silently stirred the fire in the basin with fire chopsticks. Breathing hard, she snatched the chopsticks from Wu Sung’s hand. “Uncle, you don’t know how to make a fire. If you put them together like this, they’ll be as hot as a brazier.”

Wu Song became more and more impatient, and his eyes changed. At this moment, little Pan couldn’t care less. He dropped the fire chopsticks and filled a cup of wine. He drank half of the cup himself, and the remaining half of the cup was handed to Wu Song. “If you have the heart, eat my half of the wine.” Wu Song, who was

silent, was so angry that he insulted my brother with you? Ungrateful to the people who raised me?!

Wu Sung suddenly snatched the cup and threw it on the floor. “Don’t be so shameless, sister-in-law. If you want to do something like this, Wu Er knows you, but this fist doesn’t know you!”

An irrevocable choice. At the age of nine, Pan’s mother began to resell Xiao Pan twice. In her eyes, family affection can be sold. She waited for Wu Song to drink all the wine and break off his brotherhood, which eventually forced Wu Song to break up with him.

Xiaopan is Xiaopan after all, the more this time there is no half tears, crying is only a means to deal with others, she will never really cry in front of others. Her face was flushed. “I was just playing with myself. Who knew you were serious? It was true.” He ordered Ying’er to clean up the dishes. He walked slowly back to his room. As soon as he closed the door, Pan burst into tears. He thought he was already in love with him at the head of the bed. That was good. He was thrown out. As

the sky darkened and the air became colder, Pan sat alone in front of the window waiting for the return of the ugly husband. He was very sad to think of Wu Song.

There is a popular song goes like this: “I wake up when the cold wind blows, so you are a dream, like the drifting snow, wet the cold night sky …”

Xiaopan’s heart seemed to sink into endless darkness and could not see a ray of light. Wu Song is not a man! In Xiaopan’s world, people should be like her mother, who does not hesitate to betray their family ties when they have interests. People should be like Zhang Dahu, wearing the mask of a “good Samaritan” and doing all kinds of dirty things. What does Wu Song have to do with Wu Dalang’s pain? It’s his life. I, Pan Liu, have been sold since I was a child. I can’t help it. Who cares about my life? The maggots in

the pickle jar do not believe that there is a sweet taste in the world. This is pitiful and pathetic.

What kind of environment makes what kind of person, what kind of person has what kind of life.

Downstairs, Ying’er was opening the door, and Wu Dalang pushed the door and entered.

Six, the

sound of turning against each other overnight alarmed Xiaopan, and the danger was coming. If Wu Song told his eldest brother about the matter, Wu Dalang would not be mad, how could he spare her? The law of the Ming Dynasty stipulates that if a married woman commits adultery, she will be beaten ninety times with a cane. If you let your husband catch adultery on the spot, you will be beaten to death. What will the neighbors think of her when things get big? Now the mainstream culture is “chaste woman, chaste woman, fierce woman.” I can’t get into the memorial archway, nor can I get the title of a slut. It’s too non-mainstream!

Wu Song’s complaint is a sure thing, unless, Xiao Pan rolled his eyes and cried: “Unless the sun comes out from the west.”.

But Xiaopan is not an ordinary woman, she has been in a big family since childhood, and she is always fighting alone. Who can match her in terms of black heart and thick skin! If you want to stop Wu Song, you have to tell the villain first, as the old saying goes.

Wu Dalang first came to his wife’s room and looked at Xiaopan turning around. Wu Dalang was startled: “What kind of makeup is this (cosmetic contact lenses)? Why are your eyes redder than a rabbit’s?”? “Who bullied you?”

Wu asked.

Xiaopan’s tears gushed out again: “It’s your brother Wu Er!”! I treated him as a younger brother, but when he saw no one before and after, he became lustful and molested me with words. I was not moved, he actually reached out to touch me, touch me! What a shameless man! It’s so dirty!

Wu Dalang frowned and went out into Wu Song’s house.

Xiaopan heart secretly pleased, really like a red-eyed rabbit, ears up to listen to the quarrel in Wu Song’s room. Listen to Wu Dalang to say aloud only: “Do you eat dim sum? I bought some for you.”.

Shit! Is this an argument?! There was no more movement

in the room, and Wu Song did not speak.

When Wu Dalang returned to the house, Xiaopan shouted abuse, “I said, pure man, your wife was molested, so you argue with the rapist like this?!”!

Wu Dalang tilted his head and looked at Xiaopan? In

ten seconds.

“Oh, you can’t say what you said just now. My brother is not that kind of person. He doesn’t know anything about this. He’s honest!” My brother is not such a man. He is always honest.

As he spoke, he heard Wu Song’s footsteps downstairs. “Where are you going, second brother?” Cried Wu Dalang. Wu Song still refused. Pan ran quickly to Wu’s side and said, “What are you asking?”! What is there to ask? He is ashamed to see us.

Just wait. I’m sure I’ll bring someone with my luggage later.

Xiaopan snickered and finally did not let them have a chance to talk.

Wu Ta-lang muttered weakly, “If he moves away, the neighbors will laugh.”

Xiaopan was furious. She had too many grievances in her heart and had nowhere to vent. If there is no tiger in the mountain, you, Wu Da, the monkey, will not be allowed to be the king. Xiaopan pointed to Wu Dalang and shouted abuse. (You can imagine Snow White denouncing the dwarf with the words of a witch.)

“You are a thief, a fool, a dead little devil. You can’t kick a fart with eight feet. You are a living turtle who is bullied into pus and blood and dare not stand out. You are a little private child..”

The door suddenly opened again, and Wu Song walked straight in with a yamen runner.

Little Pan hid in the room and said no more. When

Wu Song did go into the room to pack his luggage, Wu Ta-lang went into his room and said, “What’s the matter? Are you going to move out?”

Xiaopan was so frightened that his heart jumped.

“Don’t ask, big brother. If it hurts your face, just tell me to leave.”

When Wu Song and the yamen runner were carrying their luggage, Pan muttered in a low voice in the room, “It’s better to go. I thought my brother would get some credit for what he did, but I didn’t expect to attract a lady-killer.”. Oh, thank God, my eyes are comfortable. Very happy, ha ha very happy. (Omitting thousands of words)

Little Pan told all the lies of the year in half a day, of course, in order to tell Wu Dalang.

Wu Ta-lang really had his doubts. He looked at Pan critically and said, “My brother has been gone for half an hour. Why aren’t you finished?”

Leave? Pan suddenly stood up, pointing to Wu Dalang and shouting abuse: “You are a stupid thief, a dead kid, and you can’t kick a fart with eight feet.”

Wu Song temporarily moved to the inn in front of the county. Ten days passed in a flash. Wu Song missed his brother a little. He knew that Wu Dalang was still selling cooking cakes on the street. Why don’t you come to me when you pass by my door

every day?

Just when Wu Song was wondering, a man hurried into Wu Song’s inn. “Wudu Tou, the county magistrate has something urgent to see you.”

Wu song rushed to the county government. Li Datian, the magistrate of the county government, looked anxious and walked back and forth with his hands behind his back. When Wu Song walked into the government office, Li Datian pretended to be relaxed.

“Wu Song, I have a little trouble for you.”

In fact, it is not a trivial matter to trouble the captain of a county criminal police.

Li Ta-tien said, I have a relative who was an official in Tokyo (the capital of the country). He was a Taiwei in front of the palace (in fact, there was no such official position in the Song Dynasty. According to the Ming Dynasty, he served in the Capital Command Department. His official position was equivalent to the commander of the Beijing Garrison Command. What I want to express in the article should be subordinate to the Ministry of National Defense). His surname was Zhu. The Spring Festival is coming, so I send him some gifts and a letter to say hello. Gifts are nothing. The point is that letters are very important. It’s not peaceful recently. There are bandits everywhere (Wang Lun of Liangshan), so I have to trouble you. You mustn’t refuse. I’ll give you a big reward when you come back!

At this point, how can Wu Song refuse. Accept the order with pleasure. But what he didn’t expect was that the letters the magistrate said were not important, and the box of gifts was all real gold and silver!

The silver came from a very special source. It was all collected by Comrade Li Datian, the county magistrate of the People’s Republic of China, who had worked hard and conscientiously in the two years since he took office. (The original text reads: It took more than two years, and a lot of gold and silver were transferred.). Where the silver goes is very important, it is related to the fate of the magistrate’s officialdom, and will be used for the pilgrimage.

Here I would like to introduce the pilgrimage of the Ming Dynasty and get a glimpse of the inside story of the officialdom in the middle of the Ming Dynasty.

Hajj means going to the capital to report on your work at the end of your term of office, and then the court will judge you. Those who perform well will be promoted, those who do not perform well will mark time, and even pack up and go away. As for the result of the performance, it depends on how much money you give to the officials in the capital.

Therefore, when local officials make pilgrimages to the capital, the gift-givers in the capital are more lively than job market in the financial crisis, and the severe laws of the early Ming Dynasty no longer play a role. As a result, in the 18th year of the reign of Emperor Hongzhi of the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty had no choice but to announce that all the ministers in the capital would close their doors after they arrived in the capital! Of course, no matter how bad the idea is, if you want to give a gift, you can send it early! No, someone in the court of Li Zhixian transported the money to relatives in the capital one year ahead of schedule.

Wu Song is the executive of bribery. After all, this kind of thing was suspected of breaking the law. The magistrate tried to keep it secret, but he was worried that he would be robbed on the way. After thinking about it, Wu Song was the most suitable. The magistrate Li repeatedly told him, “It’s not too late. You’ll leave tomorrow.”.

Tomorrow? Wu song heart a shadow hit, I’m afraid that the eldest brother will have an accident!

Xiaopan’s charming skill, Wu Song has experienced, in her hand to touch his shoulder that moment Wu Song has realized that Xiaopan’s heart no longer belongs to the eldest brother (never belonged to), the elder brother will be hit by the strange green hat falling from the sky at any time.

When Wu Song was there, outsiders did not dare to provoke him because of Wu Erlang’s reputation for fighting tigers. As soon as Wu Song left, Xiaopan’s coquettish red apricot would stretch out of the wall. If there was a crack in the egg, there would be no worries about flies. She

has to be stopped! For my brother’s happiness. I have to get up

tomorrow. How can I guarantee that my brother’s family will be calm when I leave.

Wu Song made a bold decision, which in his view, even in the eyes of the world who did not know what was going on, was an impeccable move. Make up your mind, Wu song action.

Qinghe County, County West Street, home of Wu Dalang. The wound in Xiaopan’s heart has just begun to heal. Good women seduce their husbands and brothers, once the testimony is confirmed, it will certainly be beyond redemption, and it will be difficult for them to show up all their lives. Xiaopan’s heart trembled into a ball, her heart was timid and hypocritical, and the timid and hypocritical heart would be forced to disguise itself as overbearing and ferocious, which was the most natural reaction of the injured life here.

Pan decided that framing Wu Song was the only way out.

She was glad to have won a stage victory and succeeded in preventing Wu Dalang from seeing his brother. “Either see him divorce me, or leave me without seeing him.” (Original text: If you give me a letter of divorce, you can keep him for yourself.) Wu Dalang was very manly and obeyed Xiaopan. Brother, don’t be infatuated with your brother. Your sister-in-law won’t let you. To tell the truth

, there are few family ties that cannot be separated, because there are few people who are not greedy and cowardly.

That day, Xiaopan was in a daze by the window upstairs. Suddenly Xiaopan’s blood boiled a little, and Wu Song went to the door of his house and sat down. Xiaopan knew that Wu Song was not looking for trouble, because he was still carrying food and wine.

Pan had a bold conclusion: “This guy still has feelings for me.”

Pan turned around and began to dress up with amazing speed, face, long hair, fashionable and decent coat. Two quarters of an hour later, a beautiful woman appeared at the window.

Xiaopan did not go downstairs, because Wu Song had been sitting at the door, just sent a handyman into the kitchen to cook. Both are waiting.

Finally, not far away, the man who carried the burden of cooking cakes appeared. Xiaopan rushed downstairs. Wu Song immediately got up. The three of them gathered at the door at the same time.

Pan came up to Wu Song and said, “What’s wrong with Uncle?”? I didn’t come for a few days, which made me feel very uncomfortable. Uncle, I don’t know why I saw him by mistake, but he didn’t come to my door for several days, so I didn’t pay any attention to him.

Wu Songdao, I have something to say to my brother.

Xiaopan listened to Wu Song’s friendly tone and confirmed that Wu Song had changed his mind. “Then everyone will sit upstairs.”

This dinner, Wu Song no longer sat on the first, he sat horizontally, Wu Dalang and Xiaopan sat opposite.

The handyman served rice and wine, and Wu Song advised his brother Xiaopan to eat more, and then he began to eat. Xiaopan took a few glances at Wu Song and wanted to communicate with him. Wu Song did not speak, and there was only the sound of Wu Song pouring his own wine at the table.

Xiaopan was a little nervous, and the atmosphere was a little strange, as if it was dull before the storm came.

Bang, Wu Song put his chopsticks on the bowl, raised his head and shouted, “Ying’er, bring me a cup of persuasion!”! It

is a kind of wine cup with a long neck to hold, which is large and exquisite. Its production materials are quite sophisticated, the common people use ceramics to make, while the princes, generals and ministers use the most precious jade to grind. Such a high-end wine glass has only one purpose: to persuade people to drink on formal occasions. Other wine can not drink, this kind of wine by the other side respectfully held in front of you, do not drink is basically equal to hit the face.

The handyman came forward and filled the cup with wine. “Elder brother and sister-in-law,” said Wu Song, “I have something to do to go to Tokyo. More than two or three months, less than a month back. Leave tomorrow!

Wu Ta-lang thought to himself, “So he’s come to say goodbye.”

Little Pan said sadly to himself, “So he’s going to say goodbye. Whoo, whoo, whoo..”

Wu Sung took up the cup and said, “Elder brother, you are a weak person. If I leave, you will inevitably be bullied.” Wu Dalang gave a hum and lowered his head. Wu Sung had a well-thought-out plan: “So I thought of an idea.” “Uncle’s decision will be the best,” said Pan with a smile. “From tomorrow on,” said

Wu Song, “you’ll cook only half as many cakes as usual. You’ll go out late and come back early. Don’t drink with anyone. In particular.. Wu Song looked at Xiao Pan. When I got home, I immediately put down the curtain. Then there will be less right and wrong, and no one will bully you. The smile on

Pan’s face froze. That sounds like it’s aimed at me.

Without waiting for Pan to react, Wu Sung held his glass high and said, “Elder brother, if you listen to me, you will drink this glass of wine!” This momentum is like a tiger down the mountain, Wu Dalang can not shirk. Besides, he didn’t want to say no. “My brother is right. I’ll do whatever you say!” Drink up in one gulp. Taking advantage of the situation,

Wu Sung again filled a cup of advice and turned to Pan.

In fact, this is Wu Song’s ultimate goal here.

“Sister-in-law, you are a sensible person, and my eldest brother is an honest man. It’s up to you to make decisions in the family.” “Yes, yes, your sister-in-law is in charge of our family,” said

Wu with a smile.

Wu Song went on to say, “As the saying goes, it’s better to be strong on the outside than on the inside. With you here, why should I worry?”

Wu Ta-lang was even more delighted: “Yes, yes, your sister-in-law can do it!”

Wu Sung added, “The ancients said well, ‘a dog can’t live in a fence.’ You..”

Wu Ta-lang didn’t understand. He lowered his head and smiled, saying, “Yes, yes.”

Pan suddenly stood up and pointed at Wu’s nose and cursed, “To your mother, you bastard!”! I’m not afraid of bullying if I say it elsewhere. I am a man without a turban, a woman with a tinkling ring. The man standing on my fist and the horse walking on my arm are not the tortoise and bastard who shrink their heads. I married Wu Dalang and I can’t even get an ant into the house. What do you say about dogs?! Don’t hang around here in a fog. If you have anything to say, just say it!

Wu Dalang’s face was full of spittle. Xiaopan’s anger burned so much that he didn’t wake up for a long time. How could I not understand a word of scolding? He was petrified. Because Xiaopan’s snow-white face turned red in an instant and showed purple. (Original text: a little red from the ear, the beard purple rose face skin) This is the whole “Jin Ping Mei” Xiaopan’s only rage. The words

“a dog can’t be caught in a fence” are like a nail with a hook, piercing deep into Pan’s heart. Xiaopan is very aggrieved. Is it wrong for me to like people? Wu Song, do you mean I’m a bitch?!

Wu Song is not Wu Dalang, who dares to bluff him like this from childhood to adulthood! Even in the future, Sun Er-niang, who was a man of meat buns, would not let him bow his head and beg for mercy! One hand can throw you downstairs to be a man without a turban! Wu Song was so angry that he hit his head. Five seconds later, he smiled. It’s best

for sister-in-law to be in charge, as long as she speaks from the heart! I remember what you said. Please drink this cup.

Everything is for my brother. Wu Song held the cup in both hands and sent it to Xiaopan.

Xiaopan and Wu Song looked at each other, and their grievance, despair, and resentment were all in their beautiful eyes. She pushed aside the cup and went to the door. Suddenly she turned around and said, “You’ve done this to me. Don’t you know that your eldest sister-in-law is your mother?!” Tears can no longer hold back, hurriedly turned his head and ran downstairs.

Wu Song was silent. “You’re a good mother,” he said to himself. “You’re so obsessed with sleeping with your son. What can I do?” Downstairs came Pan’s choking voice: “When I married Wu Da, I never heard of an uncle, no!” There is only one feeling

in the world that can make people turn against each other overnight, and that is love. Love is too hot, easy to ashes. Only by treating each other sincerely, respecting and loving each other for a long time can we nourish them all the year round. Of course, not everyone can do this.

Because sincerity, respect and love, like self-confidence and courage, are real abilities. If you have it, you have it. If you don’t, pretending to have it will only add to the joke. Why is it that many couples spend all day on birthdays, flowers and red wine, but suffer from the seven-year itch? Because those are just superficial forms, put on.

Brother Wu Dalang had no intention of eating and drank a few cups casually. “Brother,” said Wu Song, “it’s all right if you don’t do business. Just rest at home and I’ll give you the money. Wu Dalang hesitated for a moment and sighed.

When it was getting dark, Wu Ta-lang reluctantly sent his brother to the street, saying, “Come back early.” His eyes were wet and tears fell down. Heartbroken, Wu Song turned and left. Not far away, Wu Song called out, “Brother!” And walked back.

“Remember my words. If someone bullies you, don’t argue with him. When I come back, I will find him.”

“Oh, I see.” (Original: Wu Daodao: Pay attention to it.

This is the last farewell of the two orphan brothers. From then on, Yin and Yang are separated. On the second day of

Wu Song’s departure, Wu Dalang’s family entered a state of combat readiness. When the sun shone on his buttocks in the morning, Wu Dalang opened his eyes and busily steamed the cooking cakes and went out. In the middle of the afternoon (3:00 to 5:00), Wu returned home triumphantly. “Wife, I’ve sold out.”

Little Pan Xin said that you only made eighteen cooking cakes, and it would be strange if you couldn’t sell them out! See Wu Dalang quickly ran upstairs, Xiaopan was curious to follow up, see Wu Dalang in the cushion of the bench jumping feet on the curtain.

“What are you doing?”

“It’s getting late. Close the window.”

Pan fainted. “The sun is still shining high, sir!”

Is it? I’ll go and see. Wu Dalang put down the curtain and ran downstairs to close the door.

Wu Dalang found something wrong after closing the gate, and Xiaopan looked at him a little familiar! Sure enough, this beautiful woman, who was not inferior to men, began to scold. Xiaopan’s cursing was a must. At the beginning, it was like a surging river, hurting people endlessly. In the evening, Pan stopped fighting to test Wu’s reaction: “You dirty bastard who doesn’t know what’s going on. You shut

the door in broad daylight and make your house look like the Palace of the King of Hell. Aren’t you afraid that the neighbors will laugh at you?”.

“Laugh. My brother is right. It doesn’t cause any trouble.”

Hey! At the thought of Wu Song, Xiaopan almost opened his big mouth and bit him to death. His anger rose

, and he spat even more fiercely at Wu Ta-lang. Two hours later, Pan asked

again, “What are you doing with your beak? A man has to be his own master. Why do you listen to him

?” (Original text: Empty beak, not afraid of other people’s shame.)

Wu Dalang was confused: “That’s what I said.”

Little Pan exulted, “That’s right.” “But my brother’s words are really good advice,” said

Wu.

Pan fainted directly.

Today’s Wu Dalang has grown up in Xiaopan’s scolding, and has already developed an immunity against scolding.

That is to say, his response to “How are you” is

the same as that to “How is your mother”. After several battles

like this, Pan was defeated. The woman was so angry that she had a few quarrels with

him. Every afternoon, without waiting for Wu Dalang to put down the curtains,

he took the initiative to put them down early.

Wu Ta-lang exulted: “I have succeeded.”

Most of the time, success is just a candle for moths, and the moment you arrive is the beginning of extinction

. Wu Song came up with the idea of putting the curtain early for the sake of his eldest brother’s happiness. He didn’t know that people could not stop what was destined to happen. Because it is the most primitive

and wild desire of human beings, a bamboo curtain opens a world of flowers.

Jin Ping Mei has officially begun. The footsteps

of Ximen Qing are getting closer and closer.